@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.
honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly
Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)
It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from? Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?
@@BoleDaPole Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.
As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions: Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility. Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse). Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed. Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season. Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!
Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!
Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench. Brown threw his t shirt. it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.
He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).
The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.
I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"
@@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.
Only because he's recent and popular. Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time.. Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself
Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.
This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo
I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.
Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂
“AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*
If they want 18 weeks do this: No preseason. 63 man roster. Fully guaranteed contracts. 21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6. Games at least 6 days apart.
Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot. And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.
Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.
QB 1. Johnny Football QB 2. Aaron Rodgers - Backup 🤣 RB 1. OJ Simpson WR 1. Antonio Brown WR 2. Terrell Owens WR 3. Keyshawn Johnson TE 1. Aaron Hernandez OL Guard. Richie Incognito OL Conrad Dobler T - Tony Mandarich C - Evan D Smith OT - Michael Oher
Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!
Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.
I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash
Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.
Bill Romanowski Vontaze Burfict Ndamukong Suh Darren Sharper Lye Alzado Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields
The lineup: Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino Quarterback: Johnny Manziel Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers Running back: OJ Simpson X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson Tight End: Aaron Hernandez Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict Linebacker: Bill Romanowski Linebacker: Brian Bosworth D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh D-lineman: Aldon Smith Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders Safety: Darren Sharper
Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.) Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.) Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?
@@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them
@@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)
Oakland area native here. Did security work for 10 years there and all over between San Francisco and Sacramento. A few things people don’t know: Here in California, security guards are considered regular citizens, so if someone gets hurt while pursuing, they can sue both the establishment and the security company. Because of that, while there are many videos of people fighting with shoplifters, it’s technically against the law. Our job as security is basically like a human burglar alarm. We are supposed to observe and report. We are not police so when some people are detained, they try to claim false imprisonment. Most companies have a “hands off” policy because they don’t want to deal with the legal issues.
I’m surprised you chose Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben, I’d say Big Ben is more dysfunctional than Aaron Edit: Well now I now why he picked Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben
Aaron Rodgers himself isn’t dysfunctional, it’s just that he’s gonna get really fucking pissed at coming off the bench, especially with Johnny Football starting
Neither one is dysfunctional, actually the opposite. Rodgers is misunderstood and gets bad mouthed by the STOOGE media for no good reason. Ben was never charged with anything, which makes me think it was a money grab.
Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.
You could honestly put 3/4 of my beloved Legion of Boom on there with Browner's attempted murder, Thomas's new label as locker room cancer and the gun incident, and Sherman's trash talk plus the unfortunate mental snap he just had.
@@antoniotrivelloni8191 As far as I know. His main issue was the major neck injury that ended his career. I could see him having concussion-related issues in the future sadly
@@nickluckman1872 Sad. At least he was smart enough to stay out of drama. Unlike a CERTAIN DEFENSIVE TACKLE (I'm a Lions fan, so that should tell you everything)
A better center would be Adam Raiola. Lions center that in his career: - got fined for making an “obscene gesture” to fans in 2008. - cheap shot or stomped on multiple defensive lineman in 2014, gaining a suspension in the process.
Urban Myer should've been the coach. Also ironically not even a year later we got to see the Manzel and Owens duo in real life in the FCF for a little bit
I would've added the following. OT Kyle Turley (outspoken, ripped off and tossed an opposing players helmet). Center Barrett Robbins (bipolar, went on a bender the eve of SB XXXVII). QB Joe Namath (Diva, always generating off field drama) Also, you need a second RB or FB. Maybe Lawrence Phillips (numerous arrests) or Duane Thomas (zero chemistry with teammates).
"Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track"
That aged like milk
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
@@i_i8924 we live in a society
Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Yup. Go Bucs, lol.
Lol
"Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now"
Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"
"Seems to mostly be getting things on track as I make this video"
Clout chasing nerd
@@davemccombs that comment aged like milk
we get it, you virgins copy/paste "hold my beer" jokes, we get it
He was never the same after getting crushed by vontez Burfict
"OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.
He always finds the CUTback lane! Ok I’ll go now
Same. Just… same 🤣🤣🤣
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He had perhaps the most violent cuts the game has ever seen. He accredits it to wearing gloves that are one size too small.
@@cinemapigeon4898 he carved up defenses
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.
Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.
Don't forget Gruden as well.
2021 was a dramatic season no doubt about that
honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly
Urban Meyer's* and Antonio Brown's*
Ruggs'*
Learn English.
@@encycl07pedia- bro it's a comment on a video on the internet not a fucking English essay calm down.
I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams
Mike Vanderjagt is definitely THE choice for kicker
Mike Vanderjagt said a bit of trash about Peyton Manning as a teammate. Imagine him on a team with Johnny Manziel as QB
@@PumpkinPie2376 the true Big Bang in our modern history!
@@luizsowekNah, it’s gotta be Josh Brown. Guy beat his wife and when interviewed about it he said that he viewed her as his slave
Marquette King for punter!
I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play
I'll second that idea, or maybe make Russell offensive coach. That'd help Petrino stay on the road.
he would add another dynamic of drama, everyone else creates drama by being toxic and he generates it by being unapologetically lazy
JaWalrus comeback when
Especially for the money Russell 💰 made.
Yeah just shooting from the hip I would say my number one is Todd Marinovich then Jamarcus Russell, and Ryan Leaf before Manzel.
Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)
😦😱
What the actual fuck?!?!
It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from?
Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?
@@BoleDaPole
It's unfortunate that the internet is the kind of environment where it's impossible to tell if this is a joke or not.
@@BoleDaPole Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.
“A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣
Mike Zimmer(current head coach of the Vikings called Petrino a gutless bastard
@@fallenlogan well then I feel mike zimmer has to be the head coach and petrino can be the OC, its like they are made for each other
Should have picked Urban Meyer to be the head coach.
Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.
Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks
A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense
Thing is, that defense would actually be unstoppable in the 80s.
Don't forget Ray Lewis.
Ronnie Lott
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 aldon Smith
Charles Haley
the drama on the team would be glorious.
And the team shall be named Bishop Sycamore
@@obijuanquenobi1911 hell yeah
This week, on "Days of our Sycamores"
@@obijuanquenobi1911 😂😂
facts
As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions:
Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility.
Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse).
Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed.
Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season.
Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!
You're hired.
make it an ownership group and add Jerry Jones, the Ford family, and whoever owns the Jets or browns
How is the swing tackle anyone other than Isiah Wilson? Otherwise no complaints, looks perfectly horrible.
Another suggestion for owner, Dan Snyder. With him as owner the team will always be full of washed up has beens. Perfect for more dysfunction
Ereck Flowers should be a tackle on the team too.
Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!
Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring
So true
Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench.
Brown threw his t shirt.
it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.
Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.
He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).
Oh no you didn’t. Wait, yes you did.
Ezekiel Elliott would be a hit on the field too.
Oh I see what you did there. It's terrible. It's brilliant
Lawrence Phillips should be the team's running back. Stanley Wilson would be his fullback.
You start this whole thing off with Bobby Petrino?
You’re a sick man.
Keep going.
Coach:Petrino
Owner: Dean Spanos/Dan Synder
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 oc: Adam gase
@@flukanon0 yes
Pp
@@flukanon0 Hopi L b. GThe p.
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 dan fucking snyder
Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣
Good god everyone would lose it
"Can I at least have Jordy back?"
Truth.
I actually think having Tebow on the team as backup trying to change Johnny’s way would be much more amusing.
I feel like Jay Cutler would be a great fit at QB on this team…
The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.
Guess Rodgers is starting
Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.
"Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team"
Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?
Don’t forget the browns
Yay the Browns aren’t being mentioned anymore. Mama we’ve made it
@@phillipgebhardt9332 next goal: being talked as a top 5 team in the AFC conference
You forgot the Raiders.
@@phillipgebhardt9332 yeah I feel like the Browns have managed just enough to take seriously as a team.
it’ll be an absolute battle for a WR spot on this team lmao
I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"
@@kyletucker3811 you ain't gotta do Steve Smith like that he ain't a diva like terrell he's just intense, and has a fire in him
Just line up 3 WR on every play it'll be fine
Rae Carruth is the number 1 unfortunately.
They also could use Riley Cooper for diversity and inclusion
You didn’t include the part where AB had to miss multiple practices because he accidentally cross his foot in a cryogenic machine
Hol up, what?
Huh?
@@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.
@@MrZachgonz this is some Michael Scott tier shit
Henry Ruggs III would be a great addition to this offense
He’s got some crazy speed
@@zachjensen6098 and u could put him at lb, i mean hes got some serious hit power!
He literally burns thé défense.
@@zachjensen6098as a a bama fan, this is still a good one. Still a shame. Awful mistake that sadly will define him
6:25 "Antonio Brown seems to be mostly getting things back on track while I make this video..." Boy did this age perfectly 😂
I'm surprised you didn't have Ryan leaf in that QB locker room him and manziel would be fucking awesome 😎 🤣😂
Ryan Leaf as 3rd String.
@@16ktsgamma And at 4th string Tim Tebow to really drive up controversy.
i was thinking the same thing. hop he does the defense too.
@@kyletucker3811 naw Tim Tebow as tight end 😂
@@kyletucker3811 for real, practice squad Tebow would pump those jersey sales up
I think we need Adam Gase as head coach and Bill O’Brien as the GM to really solidify the views
Adam Gase is a child among men like Jon Gruden and Urban Meyer.
Take Joe Judge please
Kinda makes ya wonder how tf did Brady win MVP with o'brien as his oc
I feel like Urban Meyer is the better candidate
@@johnbush5347 O’Brien isn’t a bad coach/OC
The idea of Rodgers HAVING to play the back up role is hilarious :D You gotta go with the defense, LOVED this video!
Before this video started, I said to myself "if he doesn't have Manziel at QB, as a Browns fan, I call BS."
I was not disappointed lol
Only because he's recent and popular.
Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time..
Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself
Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.
“That is assuming we can make it past week 3.”
Of the preseason.
Or training camp
@@owenkeenan1061 No, I give it… 3 days max at training season before a fight breaks out.
😅 right
This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it
Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo
I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.
@@gremlinfinger5964 100% fact
Yep,
Kaep should have been the backup. He would fit right in with this team.
Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂
“AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*
AB ended up being an even better pick than you originally hoped
If they want 18 weeks do this:
No preseason.
63 man roster.
Fully guaranteed contracts.
21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6.
Games at least 6 days apart.
Put Tim Tebow as back up tight end he would have a killer mentor
watch this!! NICE CAR JOE!!
Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot.
And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.
Is this before Mount Davis or after.
Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.
@@16ktsgamma after. It was still a dump after renovations
Imagine if Bobby Patrino and Urban Meyer teams up to tear the NFL to shreds. Oh boy.
QB 1. Johnny Football
QB 2. Aaron Rodgers - Backup 🤣
RB 1. OJ Simpson
WR 1. Antonio Brown
WR 2. Terrell Owens
WR 3. Keyshawn Johnson
TE 1. Aaron Hernandez
OL Guard. Richie Incognito
OL Conrad Dobler
T - Tony Mandarich
C - Evan D Smith
OT - Michael Oher
The comedy in this was dark, but absolutely hilarious.
And the Donkey Kong music was perfect.
+ Pokémon battle theme
OJ & Hernandez is a killer combo
........funny........
"I wanna kiss you" - Joe Namath
I would love to see what you could put together for the defense
Yessir we need the other half
They're busy trying to get the blood stains out of their white suits, well, maybe just one of them in particular.
Bill romanowski
Lawrence Taylor #1 pick I hope followed by Greg Hardy
LOVE the music you picked. Glad to see you’re a fan of FF7 as well
The blindside pick aged beautifully with what has just come out about that movie
As soon as you said "commands and deserves no respect from his players" I knew who you were going for. 😂😂😂
I died laughing bro. Well done
i'll buy that for a dollar!!
For the love of God you have to make a defense list. Vontaze Burfict, Haynesworth, Courtland Finnegan, Daryl Washington.......
Pac-Man Jones, Ray Lewis, Suh…
Jack Tatum
Not even mentioning guys like Deion Sanders? Dude was the corner version of T.O.
Darren Sharper
@@sto1238 the hardest hitting safety in the league
In the context of this video, AB just solidified himself as the goat
Man this is one of the best 2-video series ever, I really wish STE did some new stuff like this 😔
Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!
Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.
Lawrence Phillips.
I REALLY want to see the dysfunctional defense.
James Harrison would have to be on that team
@@Sam-ro9oh Vonteze Burfict
@@Sam-ro9oh Don't forget Courtland Finnegan
Aldon Smith
Tim Tebow at safety
I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash
i love how he asked for 2019 AB. if you waited a few months you would’ve picked this version of AB 😂
We need a defense version of this ASAP!
Great content, keep it up.
So who’s Greg Williams going to have on his defense?
Just to name a few:
Darren Sharper
Suh (can't be bothered to spell his first name lol)
Richard Sherman
@@rjante2236 darren sharpah, one of da most hardest hittin’ safeties in the league
Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.
Bill Romanowski
Vontaze Burfict
Ndamukong Suh
Darren Sharper
Lye Alzado
Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields
@@allex_ but, I put the team on my back!
Finally, a true contender for the Houston Texans!
As a Texans fan, I disagree...
Our situation is far, faaaar worse.
goddamn that micheal oher take is even better now
The lineup:
Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino
Quarterback: Johnny Manziel
Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers
Running back: OJ Simpson
X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown
Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens
Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson
Tight End: Aaron Hernandez
Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito
Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler
Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich
Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith
Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher
Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams
Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor
Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict
Linebacker: Bill Romanowski
Linebacker: Brian Bosworth
D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth
D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh
D-lineman: Aldon Smith
Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones
Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan
Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders
Safety: Darren Sharper
It's fine if Aaron doesn't wanna play, I'm sure you could get big Ben and his radio show on board
Broski this was easily one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a long time. You deserve WAY more subs
My thoughts on defense: gotta have Haynesworth, Romanowski, maybe Cortland Finnegan and Brandon Browner?
Darren Sharper too
Brian Bosworth has to be one of the linebackers too
@@joshjeppesen3931 there's a lot of crazy potential in the LB group...Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfict should probably be in there too.
Can Ray Lewis make this team? I'm not sure since he killed a guy not on the team, and it didn't lead to team dysfunction.......
@@nunyabusiness5075 I thought about that...since it never seemed to affect the team I guess it's not quite "dysfunction"
Man if he would’ve just waited a bit longer to make this video, we would’ve had our head coach and another receiver. I’m looking at you raiders
Add a Cb to that list too.
Plus at this point more for material for Antonio Brown
And there is another RB
You could easily do the same list with all former Raiders players😂
Before even watching this, Albert Haynesworth better be on this list
Now i wanna see this team on the field. Playing against itself every week
I think if you wanted to go with maximum dysfunction then ryan leaf should've been one of the qbs
practice squad qb1 easily
Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.)
Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.)
Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?
Owner would have to be Al Davis or Jerry Jones!!
@@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them
He mentioned he was coach and owner on the Rodgers bit. I was kinda expecting Buddy Ryan to be named HC.
Tebow is clearly the fullback
@@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)
Need Turley in that o-line, Ray rice as the 3rd down back, and Kellen Winslow to complete the tight end room
Oakland area native here. Did security work for 10 years there and all over between San Francisco and Sacramento. A few things people don’t know:
Here in California, security guards are considered regular citizens, so if someone gets hurt while pursuing, they can sue both the establishment and the security company. Because of that, while there are many videos of people fighting with shoplifters, it’s technically against the law. Our job as security is basically like a human burglar alarm. We are supposed to observe and report. We are not police so when some people are detained, they try to claim false imprisonment. Most companies have a “hands off” policy because they don’t want to deal with the legal issues.
Always a good day when Secret Base, KTO, and Set the Edge upload on the same day
everyone does at the end of the month, gotta get that ad agreement in lol
Both secret base and set the edge had a rant about Bobby petrino as well lmaooo
@@allex_ this lol
Your defense needs a Bill Romanoski and Lawrence Taylor to be an absolute shitshow of a squad
Don't forget Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfett
Pacman Jones too haha.
And Brian Bosworth. Now that I am reading this, I fear this defense may actually commit a violent crime on Monday Night Football.
I feel like James Harrison too
You can't forget Albert Haynesworth. He'd walk all over opposing offenses. He'd be so dominant, you could almost say he'd stomp them into submission.
Do a defense one
John Matuszak and Lyle Alzado would be great on that D-Line.
Pacman Jones as CB haha.
Antonio Brown implying he's gonna be humble and modest then showing up to camp in a hot air balloon
11:01 "I'm starting to hink Gruden just loves drama"
you can say that again
As a Cowboys fan, I'm disappointed Erik Allen didn't get the other tackle spot. I also nominate Michael Irvin as WR coach.
I'd love Tim Tebow here as TE 2 just to see the dynamic it creates
I’m surprised you chose Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben, I’d say Big Ben is more dysfunctional than Aaron
Edit: Well now I now why he picked Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben
Aaron Rodgers himself isn’t dysfunctional, it’s just that he’s gonna get really fucking pissed at coming off the bench, especially with Johnny Football starting
Ben rapelisberger
I’d pick Jeff George
i would say Colin Kaepernick was the pick
Neither one is dysfunctional, actually the opposite. Rodgers is misunderstood and gets bad mouthed by the STOOGE media for no good reason. Ben was never charged with anything, which makes me think it was a money grab.
The Michael Oher pick aged really well
borderline criminals, actual criminals, toxic personalities... and just one guy who has a sweaty ass? perfection
I'm digging the Chrono Trigger music near the end 🤘
Bro, i was wondering why it sound so familar, i finished chrono trigger a few months ago. Great game awesome music
“Honorable” mention to Kellen Winslow II for a bunch of reasons
The first time kellen Winslow II and honor were ever mentioned together
He does need a backup TE
@@AgentRapture And a second running back. Ray Rice, perhaps?
@@hiimemily yes!
Winslow and Rice are both excellent choices!
Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.
I would have gone with Collin Kaep for back up.
6:26 And the award for the sentence which aged most like milk goes tooooo
You damn sure gotta make a defensive version, and make sure you put Bill Romanowski on there
Get that defense vontaze and ndamukong suh with Lt sniffing coke in the back and bill romanowski throwing microwaves
With Jalen Ramsay shit talking to the media
All of that on the same team, would be MORTIFYING!
Pacman Jones just being Pacman Jones.
You could honestly put 3/4 of my beloved Legion of Boom on there with Browner's attempted murder, Thomas's new label as locker room cancer and the gun incident, and Sherman's trash talk plus the unfortunate mental snap he just had.
At least Kam is still okay? Last I checked?
@@antoniotrivelloni8191 As far as I know. His main issue was the major neck injury that ended his career. I could see him having concussion-related issues in the future sadly
@@nickluckman1872 Sad. At least he was smart enough to stay out of drama. Unlike a CERTAIN DEFENSIVE TACKLE (I'm a Lions fan, so that should tell you everything)
A better center would be Adam Raiola. Lions center that in his career:
- got fined for making an “obscene gesture” to fans in 2008.
- cheap shot or stomped on multiple defensive lineman in 2014, gaining a suspension in the process.
You're talking about Dominic Raiola right?
I forgot that he existed. He'd be perfect there
Adam, Dominic… what’s the dif.
@5:15 wait I KNOW that music. You absolute madman!
This was funny as hell also.
Honestly should've had Jeff George in as one of the qb's
Great Call!
Be nice to cancer.
It’s funny cause Manziel and TO actually play football together
“Antonio brown is mostly back on track” ahhhh yes
Urban Myer should've been the coach. Also ironically not even a year later we got to see the Manzel and Owens duo in real life in the FCF for a little bit
Sarcasm in this video is pretty thick, "I wholeheartedly expect Aaron to understand and respect that decision"
FIIIINAALLY dude I’ve been waiting for a STE vid for so long
Oh if you waited a few more months I could have seen Urban Meyer on the coaching staff
Having Rodgers as QB2 already made me go "Yooooooooooo'thisisgon'besensational"
I would've added the following.
OT Kyle Turley (outspoken, ripped off and tossed an opposing players helmet).
Center Barrett Robbins (bipolar, went on a bender the eve of SB XXXVII).
QB Joe Namath (Diva, always generating off field drama)
Also, you need a second RB or FB. Maybe Lawrence Phillips (numerous arrests) or Duane Thomas (zero chemistry with teammates).
Lol at Antonio Brown at starting to get his stuff together
Imagine a linebacking corps featuring Vontaze Burfict and Bill Romanowski.