Gotta have Russell Wilson in there, he’s boarder line creepy with how positive and happy he is. He’s like too good for that to actually be his personality 😂
Lots of options here for the defense. You could also include Ray Lewis, Jalen Ramsey, Jack Tatum, and Richard Sherman. For the coaching staff, you have to at least think about Buddy Ryan. Man not only created the 46 but also stirred up batches of drama almost everywhere he went.
@Jay Alexander Tatum's shoulder pad hit Stingley's helmet as he lowered his head, which compressed and broke his spinal cord. Tatum was violent even for the 70s, but it wasn't an illegal hit at the time. It's also notorious because Tatum never apologised.
@@alexfromproduce1521 both have reputations for their trash talking and intense personalities which could rub people the wrong way. Also in the case of Ramsey, quite a few people felt he was selfish and had a giant ego.
To be fair there’s still doubt on how involved he was in that night club incident (not excusing his actions but all the evidence points to at worst an obstruction charge) and aside from that he is viewed as a role model
The Boz was actually a really good player who mostly flamed out due to injury. That clip of him getting trucked by Bo is really unfortunate, because EVERYONE got trucked by Bo.
@@obijuanquenobi1911 I mean he was on his way to do sum thing special buh those injures caught up to em this was before my time buh I could tell it was like cj2k buh wit power like a lot of power😂
Boz was something of a fraud. He was only in it for the money. He was shrewd. He'd made a bundle selling anti-Boz merchandise before the bowl game. Once he got his multi-million dollar contract he was done. However serious his injury was, he had no desire to return from it. He'd made his money and got out.
Outside the QB this team in Madden w/o character concerns would be insane. IRL it would be a race to suspension to see how many wins you would get before the whole starting lineup goes down.
@@jacoballen5538 he wasn’t mechanically terrible, or even god awful at running an offense. He just wasn’t as athletic as he duped everyone into thinking in college, and wasn’t ready to be thrust into an nfl offense. Especially the fucking Browns. Man had literally 0 chance from the moment he was drafted. If he went to an actual decent team with great coaching and peer mentor ship, I think he could’ve been okay after a few years of shadowing a quality quarterback.
@@bigrich6075 2006 , also while still playing with the Titans he also in car accident in late 2008 at which he was driving 100mph in his Ferrari on a Tennessee interstate and collided with another car at which hit a concrete barrier resulting in the driver being partially paralyzed because of it . He was charged in early 2009 (on his Wikipedia page). There is also article about him being charged with simple assault in Virginia at which occurred from a road-rage incident in 2011. The Crime in Sports podcast does whole episode on the Albert Haynesworth a year or so ago, that is where I first heard about the incident with the man named James Bond and more about Hayneworth in general beyond the contract at which he is known for. They point out that he seems to drive like the way he played extremely aggressive and like a asshole and who he should've just paid someone to drive him around.
If he only did the stuff on gamedays, sure. If he did it everyday, it would have been a detriment. As a former crack and meth user, I can say this from experience.
Tier-list of NFL positions based on how beneficial crack is to them: S: RB, FB, DT, DE, LB, KR, PR, Gunner A: S, CB B: WR, TE, OT, OG C: D: C, P, QB F: K, LS, Holder
3:00 in my opinion I think Gregg Williams still runs the same bountygate system just on a smaller scale. When he was d coordinated for the Jets they made a lot of suspicious hits in the last couple of years
The most solid line backing core I’ve ever seen with Pac-Man Jones and Finnegan as your corners not to mention the most insane edge rusher known to man. This defense seems like a nightmare
Plus the couch is paying you to kill people. Every NFL fan would be terrified when they fight against this team. Their favorite player could be actually dead by the end of it
"Bosworth sent letters to 23 NFL teams, in which he notified them that he would be willing to play only for the Rams, the Raiders, the New York Giants, the New York Jets or the Philadelphia Eagles" How to spot an event didn't happen recently :D
@@Sapreme ... which proves my point exactly: 2 out of five. Also: do you think many players would write letters of intent today stating they want to play for the Eagles, Super Bowl ring or not? ;)
The most absurd thing about this is that he wanted to play in New York (or just a big media market) so bad that he was willing to play for the Jets if they drafted him, which just shows he had no sense of career self-preservation
@@jetfan925 yup, but the award is basically the good guy award in the nfl. Kind of like how the Nobel peace prize was named after a guy who sold weapons
I vote Sebastian Janikowski for kicker. He got arrested for trying to bribe a cop and possession of GHB (on separate occasions), and got into a bar fight the night before Super Bowl 37 lol
He stomped out some packer when he was in detroit, pretty badly... He was dominant. Deranged, yup sometimes good trait for a DT/DL, but he was known to lose it when guys were dominating him. Hed cry about them holding, wait fir a good opportunity, and stomp them out. Im a viking fan, hate the packers, even tho they in the division lions like my number 2 team, best fans in tbe league
As long as Manziel gets injured and ARod put in (His own team will probably take care of that) this team is winning back to back super bowls. Assuming they don‘t kill each other first.
Manziel is so squirrely that he just ends up trying to out-athlete people and improvise on broken down plays. With all the enemies that this team's defense would make, it's likely any opposing team is gonna want to put down Manziel like a dog in retribution.
My favorite Brian Bosworth story was the "Ban the Boz" shirts. Prior to a game (I forget the opponent), Bosworth released a video where he insulted the opposing city and even threatened to deliberately injure the opposing quarterback. After this, shirts reading "Ban the Boz" started selling like hotcakes. Here's the catch though. You know who was selling the shirts? That's right, it was Brian Bosworth, deliberately stirring up controversy just so that he could make money off of it.
To add some more attention to the team they could add Marquette King as the punter. He doesn’t have a criminal record or anything that I’m aware of, but he was good at making headlines as the only diva punter in the league
As a Washington fan, I am embarrassed that my team had to sign literally one of the most lazy players in the NFL. This is disgraceful to hear about and every time I relive it, I just look away in shame.
Agreed. Guy is one of the poster boys of steroid abuse. He played for the IRL team of dysfunctional lunatics in John Madden's Raiders. I mean sure, Aldon Smith is an alcoholic. But Lyle was another level. If he played in this Era, he'd make Burfict and Smith look like angels.
I can't believe my Titans is responsible for drafting both cornerbacks(Courtland Fin. and Pacman Jones) and Albert Haynesworth and ended up on this list lol. Well done Titans!
The lineup: Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino Quarterback: Johnny Manziel Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers Running back: OJ Simpson X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson Tight End: Aaron Hernandez Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict Linebacker: Bill Romanowski Linebacker: Brian Bosworth D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh D-lineman: Aldon Smith Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders Safety: Darren Sharper
My 3-4 is Suh at LE, Haynesworth at DT, Aldon Smith at RE, Fairley,Griffen, and Hardy off the bench, LOLB is James Harrison, Boz and Romanowski at MLB, ROLB is Burfict, Sherman and D'Angelo Hall at CB, Finnegan and pacnam slot cb's, Earl Thomas and Darren Sharper as the safeties.
@@michaelstein7510 Yeah I wouldnt call pat dysfunctional as he was a great funny chill guy off the field....as for Marquette king, you hit the nail on the head lol
@@edgeknight1786 Yeah, I thought of him because he’s the first punter to really be known for having a big personality. But King is the perfect fit for this team.
I’d add Jack Tatum the Assassin to the safety room, but he didn’t seem to have the absolute horrible personality that most of this team has. He would probably be the only man on this list to have completely paralyzed someone on the field.
I don’t know what to think as a Titans fan when I knew that Finnegan was gonna be here from the beginning, and that he, Pac-Man and Haynesworth played a lot of football with us… THEY PLAYED ON THE SAME TEAM AT THE SAME TIME
From a talent perspective this team would compete for Super Bowls. They would likely lose half the roster to preseason suspensions, and the other half to in season suspension though
Great lineup with many must-haves: the Boz, Haynesworth, Prime Time. But let's not forget Lyle Alzado. He STARTED the helmet-throwing. Fought an exhibition bout with Mohammed Ali while still in the NFL. And what about the Fridge? No legal or locker room issues, not terrible on the field, but the circus surrounding his weight, plus his rap career, action figure, etc was a distraction. Plus if you have Ditka as head coach and Buddy Ryan as DC feuding over him: perfect!
Out of all the RB's he choose Frank Gore. I mean the guy is like a pinball machine bouncing off tacklers. Then again almost everybody had an elite RB at that time.
You should do the worst possible team next. A team that having positive yards on offense would be a win and a defense that would get pancaked by a butterfly.
Honorable mention for Rodney Harrison, the player so dirty that he’s personally the reason for rule changes and the new era of handcuffed over policed defenders
yeah but no one ever paid aj green's fine when he fought ramsey lmaooo. i think he's nowhere near as hated as finnegan, players probably deem his trash talk to generally be within the bounds of acceptability, they clearly didn't feel that way about court
LT does NOT belong on this list. Was he a locker room problem? Was he insubordinate? Was he lazy? Was he apathetic to earning the W on Sunday? He was none of these. As a society we have to stop vilifying people for recreational drug use. And yes, that includes the particularly harmful "hard" drugs.
I know this has nothing to do with the video (a hella good one btw) but when I heard the battle theme of Lufia II at 13:35 I couldn't help but grin like an idiot to it lmao
God, imagine this team on Hard Knocks
I don't think they'd be allowed to air it...
The camera crew wouldn't survive long enough to get all the footage
Must watch!!!😂
Man that would've been the best season yet
Rating explosion for HBO.
This team would have as many sacks as assaults
Sacking people on and off the field
@@Kaanfight Nice.
As Chase Young said, “I love being a defensive lineman because I can assault people and not go to jail.”
Got my ass choking on air, you a damn fool 😤😤😤😂😂😂
Every sack would be an assault with Haynesworth around
WE need the opposite now, the wholesome/loveable team to counteract this psycho team
Phillip Rivers and his kids can be the offense
@@jonathanzuckerberg8850 You kidding he has enough kids to fill up every position lol
Gotta have Russell Wilson in there, he’s boarder line creepy with how positive and happy he is. He’s like too good for that to actually be his personality 😂
@@Solznmid speaking of the 2012 class...add Andrew Luck to it too 🤣
Andrew luck at QB
That interview with Romanowski was chilling. Absolutely no remorse.
Exactly what this team needs 😎
Not only do we need a dysfunctional team, we need one that is very spineless
Somehow he manages to be scarier than the team's actual convicted murderer.
that was fucking scary never wanna meet that guy lmao
Dude had shark eyes.
As soon as you said “Darren Sharper” I immediately thought “one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league”
I laugh to myself many times a month remembering the comment of
‘ ‘Oh shit! Darren Sharper!’ - many women over the years ’
As soon as he got to safety, I was waiting for it. That clip is legendary.
Safety should have been Sharper and Rodney Harrison.
Is he the one who went to jail for the SA stuff?
@@MrSpicabooo yep, he was basically a serial SA-er
This would actually be an all-time great defense if everybody was in their primes.
@Tyler Mathis Eli Apple?
@Tyler Mathis he’s on the bengals I think, didn’t he get a late hit on Trevor Lawrence last night?
@Tyler Mathis bengals have the best receiving core in the league and the best safety in the league.
@@juanguzman3675 they picked up the flag, but he hurt himself on the play.
@@juanguzman3675 so yeah he’s basically out of the league now
Burfict and Romanowski playing together? The sheer malevolent energy would rip the fabric of time and space itself.
Vontaze woulda been a legend in the 80s-2000s
They'd either brawl it out in practice or love each other like brothers. Or both 😂
I find it interesting that its the offense that has the actual murderers on the roster.
Ikr😂😂
Should have included Ray Lewis
@@smashingblumpkins100 he ain’t even do anything
@@ecco2ks he killed a man
@@Tyki𭙑 no he didn’t his friends stabbed them he was a witness
Ironically that Packers lineman, Evan Dietrich-Smith, would be teammates with Suh on this team you’ve put together, STE.
Just imagine how fun practice would be everyday with them lining up against each other
@@SetTheEdge It’d be a waterslide down at the trenches
Lots of options here for the defense. You could also include Ray Lewis, Jalen Ramsey, Jack Tatum, and Richard Sherman. For the coaching staff, you have to at least think about Buddy Ryan. Man not only created the 46 but also stirred up batches of drama almost everywhere he went.
Put Jack Tatum and draft Derek Stingley Jr on the same team instant hatred between the two parties (Tatum paralyzed Stingley’s grandfather)
@Jay Alexander Tatum's shoulder pad hit Stingley's helmet as he lowered his head, which compressed and broke his spinal cord.
Tatum was violent even for the 70s, but it wasn't an illegal hit at the time. It's also notorious because Tatum never apologised.
What did jalen Ramsey and Richard sheen do there beloved by there peers
@@alexfromproduce1521 both have reputations for their trash talking and intense personalities which could rub people the wrong way.
Also in the case of Ramsey, quite a few people felt he was selfish and had a giant ego.
Ray lewis is definitely a good pick, just ask that guy from the Atlanta nightclub
Any time I hear Romanowski talk I’m reminded of what a crazy person sounds like
That clip doesn't leave any doubts lol Maybe it was mistake, or he's not like that. No. Mans evil
@@kid-vf4lu no regard for human life
That clip gives me chills, he's a psychopath
Even serial killers show more emotion than Romanowski.
Just the look in his eyes alone looks like he wants to kill the other guy.
This defense isn't made for the NFL, this is Blitz the League style 😆
Especially with Lawrence Taylor and Bill Romanowski
@@jks1086 “Don’t do crack kids”- Lawrence Taylor
Would’ve loved Ray Lewis, he could’ve brought some much needed firepower and could’ve absolutely killed offenses
OJ should lend him some gloves to help him get a good grip
Yeah, his ability to just murder anyone he wanted has proven lethal to other teams' ability to survive.
To be fair there’s still doubt on how involved he was in that night club incident (not excusing his actions but all the evidence points to at worst an obstruction charge) and aside from that he is viewed as a role model
Yeah.Ray lewis.Role Model.outstanding citizen.smh.
Firepower? Ray was more of a melee guy
Gotta love how Sharpers pic is Madden. TO is his crunches and Maziel is his mugshot 😂
How about OJ and Hernandez in court
Can’t forget ass sweat
The Boz was actually a really good player who mostly flamed out due to injury. That clip of him getting trucked by Bo is really unfortunate, because EVERYONE got trucked by Bo.
best mullet in the game
Steroids will do that.
Also he may have been good but nowhere near as good as all the hype projected
@@obijuanquenobi1911 I mean he was on his way to do sum thing special buh those injures caught up to em this was before my time buh I could tell it was like cj2k buh wit power like a lot of power😂
Boz was something of a fraud. He was only in it for the money. He was shrewd. He'd made a bundle selling anti-Boz merchandise before the bowl game. Once he got his multi-million dollar contract he was done. However serious his injury was, he had no desire to return from it. He'd made his money and got out.
Outside the QB this team in Madden w/o character concerns would be insane. IRL it would be a race to suspension to see how many wins you would get before the whole starting lineup goes down.
I was reading comment before commenting these two things lol. I wonder if any Madden game has all these people without creating the older ones
Damn you’re right! Manziel can run so RPO with Juice could be nasty
@@dankorff2093 and the WR's are so good even HE could look okay
@@jacoballen5538 he wasn’t mechanically terrible, or even god awful at running an offense.
He just wasn’t as athletic as he duped everyone into thinking in college, and wasn’t ready to be thrust into an nfl offense. Especially the fucking Browns.
Man had literally 0 chance from the moment he was drafted. If he went to an actual decent team with great coaching and peer mentor ship, I think he could’ve been okay after a few years of shadowing a quality quarterback.
@@definitelynotjiraiya5063 problem is this situation would be worse than the Browns even thought the talent would be far better.
Albert Haynesworth makes Vontaze Burfict look like an angel.
Albert Haynesworth also ran a man named James Bond (not joking) and his mother-in law off the road in their mustang with his giant pick-up truck.
Say what you will about Burfict, but nobody will ever accuse him of not caring about the game
Dude, Burfict was fined a record total of $5.3 million during his career. Even Lucifer couldn't make Burfict look angelic.
@@SteeleZack yo when was that
@@bigrich6075 2006 , also while still playing with the Titans he also in car accident in late 2008 at which he was driving 100mph in his Ferrari on a Tennessee interstate and collided with another car at which hit a concrete barrier resulting in the driver being partially paralyzed because of it . He was charged in early 2009 (on his Wikipedia page). There is also article about him being charged with simple assault in Virginia at which occurred from a road-rage incident in 2011. The Crime in Sports podcast does whole episode on the Albert Haynesworth a year or so ago, that is where I first heard about the incident with the man named James Bond and more about Hayneworth in general beyond the contract at which he is known for. They point out that he seems to drive like the way he played extremely aggressive and like a asshole and who he should've just paid someone to drive him around.
I can almost guarantee you crack effected LT’s play. In a good way.
If he only did the stuff on gamedays, sure. If he did it everyday, it would have been a detriment. As a former crack and meth user, I can say this from experience.
The effects from crack go away so fast that he'd have to do it between every series.
@@boltinabottle6307 17 years clean for me. Keep working hard. Love ya
Tier-list of NFL positions based on how beneficial crack is to them:
S: RB, FB, DT, DE, LB, KR, PR, Gunner
A: S, CB
B: WR, TE, OT, OG
C:
D: C, P, QB
F: K, LS, Holder
@@jackstevens585 congrats on 19 years, that's an unbelievably long time to keep that voice at bay.
It’s cool to see that Suh got himself together. A lot of players never seem to mature
3:00 in my opinion I think Gregg Williams still runs the same bountygate system just on a smaller scale. When he was d coordinated for the Jets they made a lot of suspicious hits in the last couple of years
Same for when he was on the browns
He’s always been a dirty piece of shit, the bountygate was just the most widely publicized and systematic implementation of it we have seen.
The most solid line backing core I’ve ever seen with Pac-Man Jones and Finnegan as your corners not to mention the most insane edge rusher known to man. This defense seems like a nightmare
Plus the couch is paying you to kill people. Every NFL fan would be terrified when they fight against this team. Their favorite player could be actually dead by the end of it
I loved the Super Mario World Bowser theme at 5:11 for Romanowski! lol
"Bosworth sent letters to 23 NFL teams, in which he notified them that he would be willing to play only for the Rams, the Raiders, the New York Giants, the New York Jets or the Philadelphia Eagles"
How to spot an event didn't happen recently :D
Homie really wanted to be an actor that badly lol.
2 of those teams won the superbowl in the last 5 years lol
@@Sapreme ... which proves my point exactly: 2 out of five.
Also: do you think many players would write letters of intent today stating they want to play for the Eagles, Super Bowl ring or not? ;)
The most absurd thing about this is that he wanted to play in New York (or just a big media market) so bad that he was willing to play for the Jets if they drafted him, which just shows he had no sense of career self-preservation
I’d argue buddy Ryan for d coordinator so he could punch out Petrino, but Greg Williams is a good pick too
I think Ryan should be DC and williams Assistant DC
Yeah, Buddy Ryan punched his own assistant in the face during a game. He definitely belongs on here
Personally I think the most telling thing about Haynesworth is that even Flemlo couldn't find anything nice to say about him.
And he even beefed with Flemlo too LOL
With that offense and defense, it could be the greatest team ever assembled….if it doesn’t explode first.
It'll explode before preseason games start
They might make it out of OTAS
They'd probably fight to the death in practice
@@MollyFC Who would throw the first punch though! Vegas would make a killing taking those bets.
@@alexrko2740 mmm hard to say for sure but I'm betting on Romanowski
I wish you would’ve done Special Teams as well. You totally could’ve taken Chad Ochocinco as your kicker😂
Nah, Kareem Hunt
I've got Mike Vanderjagt and Marquette King, with either Pacman or Deion as the kick returner
I mean the kicker would have to be Josh Brown.
@@brandonm949 Dave Meggett as kick returner.
Randall Cunningham as punter?
I wonder if it even could be possible to build the most wholesome NFL team
I second this
Just make team full of guys who won the Walter Payton Award
@@enthusiastofcute you should know that Walter Payton did drugs, m'kay.
@@jetfan925 drugs don’t make you a bad person though (most of the time)
@@jetfan925 yup, but the award is basically the good guy award in the nfl. Kind of like how the Nobel peace prize was named after a guy who sold weapons
That bowser theme when you introduce Romanowski was awesome. Nicely done.
Ndamukong Suh: 4 tackles 3 TFL 1 sack 2 KOs
Bill Romanowski: 6 tackles 1 FF 2 sacks 2 KOs
Vontaze Burfict: 8 tackles 1 TFL 4 KOs 1 kill
Pac-Man Jones: 3 tackles 2 PD 1 INT 3 KOs 2 kills
Do they count maiming stats? Romanowski mentioned one in this video.
But how many strippers did Pac-Man knock out after the game or maybe even at halftime
Legit read these as actual stats:
“Damn 4KO--oh wait”
Would’ve replaced finnegan with Brandon Browner, man was lethal. Both on and off the field (literally)
Bruh literally tried to strangle a female
“Oh shit it’s Darren Sharper, one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league”
But I put da team on my back
Gotta love having 2 former Titans corners on there to pair with Haynesworth on the line.
I was about to say, this defense was just the Titans in the mid 2000s
Can't wait for the special teamers!
Mike Vanderjagt and Todd Sauerbrun are strong contenders for that.
I vote Sebastian Janikowski for kicker. He got arrested for trying to bribe a cop and possession of GHB (on separate occasions), and got into a bar fight the night before Super Bowl 37 lol
Suh was one of the best lineman I’d ever seen in when he was playing for Detroit. A damn shame he went somewhere else.
He stomped out some packer when he was in detroit, pretty badly... He was dominant. Deranged, yup sometimes good trait for a DT/DL, but he was known to lose it when guys were dominating him. Hed cry about them holding, wait fir a good opportunity, and stomp them out. Im a viking fan, hate the packers, even tho they in the division lions like my number 2 team, best fans in tbe league
It'll always blow my mind LT was a crackhead and was that big that strong and that smart still. The true defensive Goat
The play at 4:49 is the one that made Antonio Brown go insane. His teammates said he was never the same after that hit.
U should do a simulation of this season
As long as Manziel gets injured and ARod put in (His own team will probably take care of that) this team is winning back to back super bowls. Assuming they don‘t kill each other first.
Manziel is so squirrely that he just ends up trying to out-athlete people and improvise on broken down plays. With all the enemies that this team's defense would make, it's likely any opposing team is gonna want to put down Manziel like a dog in retribution.
13:50 Underrated gem of a clip, for those who haven't watched...Greg Jennings was playing with a BROKEN LEG.
My favorite Brian Bosworth story was the "Ban the Boz" shirts. Prior to a game (I forget the opponent), Bosworth released a video where he insulted the opposing city and even threatened to deliberately injure the opposing quarterback. After this, shirts reading "Ban the Boz" started selling like hotcakes. Here's the catch though. You know who was selling the shirts? That's right, it was Brian Bosworth, deliberately stirring up controversy just so that he could make money off of it.
Definitely night train lane at corner or safety! There were so many rule changes just solely because of him
Problem is, would guys like night train and deacon jones be any good with modern rules?
What about special teams? I want to learn about a diva long snapper.
Josh Brown, kicker and domestic abuser gotta be on the team
To add some more attention to the team they could add Marquette King as the punter. He doesn’t have a criminal record or anything that I’m aware of, but he was good at making headlines as the only diva punter in the league
I nominate Sebastian Janikowski for the "liquored-up" kicker. He was the one accused of lacing women's drinks with Rohipnol (sp) and date raping them.
I loved the Street Fighter 2 music at 3:35 for LT!
As a Washington fan, I am embarrassed that my team had to sign literally one of the most lazy players in the NFL. This is disgraceful to hear about and every time I relive it, I just look away in shame.
I was really expecting to see Lyle Alzado on this list. His outbursts were so insane, there's a rule named after him.
Agreed. Guy is one of the poster boys of steroid abuse. He played for the IRL team of dysfunctional lunatics in John Madden's Raiders. I mean sure, Aldon Smith is an alcoholic. But Lyle was another level. If he played in this Era, he'd make Burfict and Smith look like angels.
I can't believe my Titans is responsible for drafting both cornerbacks(Courtland Fin. and Pacman Jones) and Albert Haynesworth and ended up on this list lol. Well done Titans!
Honestly suh reminded me so much of sapp back then
What’s sad is that this would easily be one of the greatest defenses ever assembled…
The lineup:
Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino
Quarterback: Johnny Manziel
Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers
Running back: OJ Simpson
X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown
Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens
Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson
Tight End: Aaron Hernandez
Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito
Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler
Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich
Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith
Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher
Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams
Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor
Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict
Linebacker: Bill Romanowski
Linebacker: Brian Bosworth
D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth
D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh
D-lineman: Aldon Smith
Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones
Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan
Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders
Safety: Darren Sharper
Lyle alzadado would have fit perfectly on this roster
My 3-4 is
Suh at LE, Haynesworth at DT, Aldon Smith at RE, Fairley,Griffen, and Hardy off the bench, LOLB is James Harrison, Boz and Romanowski at MLB, ROLB is Burfict, Sherman and D'Angelo Hall at CB, Finnegan and pacnam slot cb's, Earl Thomas and Darren Sharper as the safeties.
Boz was a troll he'd have his friends sell t-shirts that said f the boz at opposing teams stadium parking lots
I love how matter of fact you are with your commentary, makes it more funny.
I was watching the whole time like “ aaaaaaaaand here comes Suh.”
Can't believe that the Titans had Haynesworth, Pacman Jones, and Finnegan on the roster at one point...
I called quite a bit of this lineup.
For special teams: Mike Vanderjagt as the kicker
Marquette King or Pat McAfee for punter. I’d probably defer to King because he was more of an off-field distraction.
@@michaelstein7510 Yeah I wouldnt call pat dysfunctional as he was a great funny chill guy off the field....as for Marquette king, you hit the nail on the head lol
@@edgeknight1786 Yeah, I thought of him because he’s the first punter to really be known for having a big personality. But King is the perfect fit for this team.
Bozzworth and Romanowski constantly fighting in the locker room outta keep things interesting.
I’d add Jack Tatum the Assassin to the safety room, but he didn’t seem to have the absolute horrible personality that most of this team has. He would probably be the only man on this list to have completely paralyzed someone on the field.
I don’t know what to think as a Titans fan when I knew that Finnegan was gonna be here from the beginning, and that he, Pac-Man and Haynesworth played a lot of football with us…
THEY PLAYED ON THE SAME TEAM AT THE SAME TIME
can we have a whole season with this team?
Using DKC and SFII themes as the background music makes this so much better
Bro we need you to make more videos your by far my favorite nfl content created
Had to watch your Lawrence Taylor video real quick. What a beast, my goodness
Can't help but feel like Jack Tatum was snubbed. He was so vicious on field he literally paralyzed a man from the neck down.
That Darren Sharper bit had me rolling
I would be surprised if all of the players in the locker room make it out alive after the first season
Was waiting to hear Pacman Jones so he could be a captain on the defense 😂
Buddy Ryan would have also been a good choice for DC. He took a swing at a coach on his own team
2:42 Flight of the Zinger from Donkey Kong Country 2 😂 great choice for background music!
theyd break the record of most penalties in a season in a single game. imagine the steroid use. probably would still be a playoff team
More steroids than a two year old horse at the Kentucky Derby
A playoff team? Thats assuming the team doesn’t kill each other
If they even make to preseason
From a talent perspective this team would compete for Super Bowls. They would likely lose half the roster to preseason suspensions, and the other half to in season suspension though
@@enthusiastofcute You can get to the playoffs easily if you injure every player on every team you play
Oh shit, I didn't know i wanted this. Awesome video.
“Luckily I’m a believer in 16th chances”
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just found u today and love this channel bro keep doin u💯🎯
Show us the dysfunctional special teams too.
Great lineup with many must-haves: the Boz, Haynesworth, Prime Time. But let's not forget Lyle Alzado. He STARTED the helmet-throwing. Fought an exhibition bout with Mohammed Ali while still in the NFL. And what about the Fridge? No legal or locker room issues, not terrible on the field, but the circus surrounding his weight, plus his rap career, action figure, etc was a distraction. Plus if you have Ditka as head coach and Buddy Ryan as DC feuding over him: perfect!
Out of all the RB's he choose Frank Gore. I mean the guy is like a pinball machine bouncing off tacklers. Then again almost everybody had an elite RB at that time.
You should do the worst possible team next. A team that having positive yards on offense would be a win and a defense that would get pancaked by a butterfly.
So many choices for QB and RB
I would love to see how this team would do in a Madden franchise
Yeah but Madden doesn't do locker room and media and contract drama
Honorable mention for Rodney Harrison, the player so dirty that he’s personally the reason for rule changes and the new era of handcuffed over policed defenders
He was not that dirty he played like Ronnie Lott and he just played physical
@@jakebuchsbaum3348 Trent Green’s knee has entered the chat.
@@jakebuchsbaum3348 targeting rules and hits below the knee on QBs are all because of him and his dirty plays
Ooh, this is gonna be interesting!
Perfect defense for Blitz the League 2
This team shall henceforth be called “The New York Jets”
Special teams? Everybody loves a crazy ass kicker
And if you’re gonna throw Finnegan in there for his mouth then you may as well toss Ramsay in there as well.
And Richard Sherman
yeah but no one ever paid aj green's fine when he fought ramsey lmaooo. i think he's nowhere near as hated as finnegan, players probably deem his trash talk to generally be within the bounds of acceptability, they clearly didn't feel that way about court
a 3-4 defense with LT, Row, Bos, and Burfict is actually insane
Raiders teams alone would rival your misfits. Jack Tatum, Lyle Alzado, Ted Hendricks, etc
I would pay TOP dollar to see a hard knocks series about this team
ray lewis would've worked with his murder charge
Great vid💯
Vontez burfict was a beast and would be in the HOF if he didn’t try and kill AB
I’m so glad we actually got part two!
Sorry, but with no Richard Sherman, Ray Lewis, and Jack Tatum (not even as backups) this list isn't legit to me. Just my opinion.
Excellent use of the Uniracers OST for the Boz segment
LT does NOT belong on this list. Was he a locker room problem? Was he insubordinate? Was he lazy? Was he apathetic to earning the W on Sunday? He was none of these.
As a society we have to stop vilifying people for recreational drug use. And yes, that includes the particularly harmful "hard" drugs.
Ok druggie
Well he is also a convicted rapist.. Do we have permission from you to vilify him for that?
A few players that could have made the lineup: Michael Irvin, Lyle Alzado, Jack Tatum, Aquib Talib, Marquette King, Josh Gordon, and Brian Cushing.
I still think he should do “The nicest NFL team in history” team build. Would be a nice change up and a good way to kickoff the season!!
Derek Carr for qb?
I know this has nothing to do with the video (a hella good one btw) but when I heard the battle theme of Lufia II at 13:35 I couldn't help but grin like an idiot to it lmao
good choice for music i love those games. great video btw
Romo won 4 Super Bowls. 2 with SF, 2 with Denver