what i LOVE about every zodiac sign... with a few insults

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2019
  • hello!!!! i am back from the grave. thank u guys for being so patient with me over the course of the past few weeks. i had to address some stuff that i've been putting off for a long time and work on some other projects i have in the works but i am back! i'm gonna start posting more consistently now i swear lol. anyway, thought it would be a good time to make the part two to my most infamous video, what i hate about every zodiac sign! i thought yall wanted me to roast you again but i posted a poll on both ig and twitter and yall voted 60/40 for positive things??? i was confused???? but i'm here to make yall happy so here's a little bit of both. anyways, love you dearly. thx 4 watching :o)
    what i HATE about every zodiac sign (original vid):
    • what i HATE about ever...
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @jermbot
    @jermbot  5 лет назад +30892

    did u guys like the video i sure hope so 🥺💘

    • @imgoopgoop
      @imgoopgoop 5 лет назад +214

      Ure such a badass king and i stan

    • @zuzu5575
      @zuzu5575 5 лет назад +131

      YESSSSS LEO KING

    • @clover8131
      @clover8131 5 лет назад +49

      YES ILY

    • @mayam1711
      @mayam1711 5 лет назад +72

      if someone doesn’t like your video, i- i’ll FiNd them.

    • @bafb3580
      @bafb3580 5 лет назад +22

      I LOVE U

  • @gforskli4307
    @gforskli4307 5 лет назад +6970

    "Leos. That's me"
    Leoest Leo thing you could've said.

  • @aliviarose
    @aliviarose 4 года назад +4485

    Me: fire sign
    Mom: fire sign
    Brother: fire sign
    Dad: stares at us as a water sign

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb 4 года назад +91

      Alivia Shearer me and my mom are water signs and my dad is a lonely fire sign

    • @andri4lolacs
      @andri4lolacs 4 года назад +38

      I am a Sagittarius and my brother is a Virgo 🤣🤷‍♀️🙈

    • @itzapplitz
      @itzapplitz 4 года назад +78

      my dad: gemini - air sign
      my mom: libra - air sign
      my brother: aquarius - air sign
      me: stares at them as capricorn

    • @andri4lolacs
      @andri4lolacs 4 года назад +20

      @@itzapplitz My dad is a Gemini too
      My mom -Aquarius
      My brother - Virgo 😂
      Me : Sagittarius
      💀 lol

    • @kynwho_
      @kynwho_ 4 года назад +12

      I am a fire sign (arise)
      My mother is Air sign (libra)
      My dad is Earth sign (capricorn)

  • @lucypartridge3144
    @lucypartridge3144 3 года назад +6671

    "Leo, best zodiac sign on the chart"
    such a Leo thing to say

    • @Sarasarasara742
      @Sarasarasara742 3 года назад +188

      It's just the truth

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 года назад +166

      Leo is the only good sign on the chart

    • @HazelDell
      @HazelDell 3 года назад +33

      Lucy Partridge It’s facts 🤧

    • @xsweetiebloomx605
      @xsweetiebloomx605 3 года назад +114

      @@SieMiezekatze As a Capricorn with a Leo sister, hell yeah Leos are the best

    • @ashlyna.m.3032
      @ashlyna.m.3032 3 года назад +10

      Me (:

  • @rinasscent
    @rinasscent 3 года назад +3525

    *Dad* : Scorpio
    *Mom* : Scorpio
    *Grandpa* : Scorpio
    *Grandma* : Scorpio
    *Cousin* : Scorpio
    *3 Best friends* : Scorpios
    *Me* : A *_terrified_* pisces
    help, i wish this was fake

    • @asht_208
      @asht_208 3 года назад +442

      how are you still alive

    • @adhiram.n5323
      @adhiram.n5323 3 года назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @aasiya8808
      @aasiya8808 3 года назад +46

      Why? I am a scorpio but I dont know much about star sings. Can you tell me why?

    • @noneofyourbusiness4159
      @noneofyourbusiness4159 3 года назад +79

      Oh shit. That's a whole lot of passion

    • @rinasscent
      @rinasscent 3 года назад +124

      @@aasiya8808 i mean, you know scorpios have the stereotype of being the devil and all of these people around me are just like that (not in a bad way obviously) and for us pisces there's the stereotype of being too sensitive and stuff like that, and i'm exactly like that, so it's scary for me to be with scorpios (not literally lol)

  • @-luciokera-9050
    @-luciokera-9050 4 года назад +22062

    Mom: Cancer
    Dad: Cancer
    Sister: Cancer
    Brother: Cancer
    Friend: Cancer
    Me; An annoyed Gemini.

    • @ferlikestatertots
      @ferlikestatertots 4 года назад +511

      LucioKera Im a cancer aTaCkEd

    • @delts1058
      @delts1058 4 года назад +378

      I feel your pain

    • @nexxuzzs
      @nexxuzzs 4 года назад +647

      My mom: Aquarius
      My dad: Aquarius
      My brother: Aquarius
      Me: Gemini

    • @futuristiccat5636
      @futuristiccat5636 4 года назад +200

      LucioKera as a cancer, *_i felt that_*

    • @ggggaztttt1771
      @ggggaztttt1771 4 года назад +66

      Cause everyone cry upon you ¿Right? xD

  • @icedwater3149
    @icedwater3149 5 лет назад +19742

    No one :
    Not a soul :
    jermbot : i'M a LeO

    • @feliksnodelman3198
      @feliksnodelman3198 5 лет назад +560

      As a Leo ,,,, almost every Leo is like this dlfhalfjalfjdh

    • @urworstnightmarefr
      @urworstnightmarefr 5 лет назад +266

      me right after: sO aM iiii oMg

    • @crymeariver7945
      @crymeariver7945 5 лет назад +143

      As a Leo Rising - yes

    • @Kinziep25
      @Kinziep25 5 лет назад +337

      Edit
      No one:
      Not a soul:
      Any Leo: i’M a LeO ♌️♌️♌️

    • @crymeariver7945
      @crymeariver7945 5 лет назад +44

      Souhi Awake 😂😂 I can kind of relate. I’m Virgo but most of the time I wake up and I’m like o shit my Leo Rising is so active today so whenever anyone asks me what’s my zodiac I tell them I’m Virgo but my Leo Rising is more active so I’m actually more Leo than Virgo 🤣

  • @oster_eri
    @oster_eri 3 года назад +1767

    "Libra's, you can **silence** you're able too **silence** "
    Me a Libra: ... thanks....

  • @claybuzz8892
    @claybuzz8892 3 года назад +1736

    “pisces have emotional intelligence”
    me, a pisces: doesn’t know how to see the difference between platonic and romantic feelings

    • @AA-qw2jq
      @AA-qw2jq 3 года назад +50

      Y’all do just not that one

    • @pragya224
      @pragya224 3 года назад +11

      It's meeee

    • @stephanyross9499
      @stephanyross9499 3 года назад +24

      Check out you rising and moon sign.. maybe they are more prominent in you...

    • @JZ-cd9tb
      @JZ-cd9tb 3 года назад +5

      sameee :'D

    • @bubbie_moth6663
      @bubbie_moth6663 3 года назад +31

      I just dont have intelligence ;-;

  • @standreamcatcher544
    @standreamcatcher544 5 лет назад +16992

    Jerm struggling to compliment the zodiac signs

    • @esstoria8590
      @esstoria8590 5 лет назад +5

      @@amaris7817 seconds*

    • @amaris7817
      @amaris7817 5 лет назад +14

      @@esstoria8590 oops my auto correct always changes words... I speak a different language so the auto correct is set to that language and when I type it sometimes changes English to a different language😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @standreamcatcher544
      @standreamcatcher544 5 лет назад +9

      @@amaris7817 why you delete your comment:(

    • @amaris7817
      @amaris7817 5 лет назад +3

      @@standreamcatcher544 by accident I wanted to edit it lmao

    • @standreamcatcher544
      @standreamcatcher544 5 лет назад +2

      @@amaris7817 it completed my comment😂

  • @mochimin1837
    @mochimin1837 4 года назад +4952

    "Sagittariuses are obsessed by themselves"
    Me : *having flashbacks of Jin calling himself worldwide handsome for 1000 times*

  • @coopermakescasksandbarrelsP
    @coopermakescasksandbarrelsP 3 года назад +916

    *libras have a way with words*
    me, a socially awkward libra: beesechurger

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 3 года назад +52

      as a libra i’ve been told i’m an eloquent speaker but i once struggled on the word pants so,,

    • @jamjams_143
      @jamjams_143 3 года назад +16

      IM CRYING SAME

    • @erikojr
      @erikojr 2 года назад +2

      whats the difference between introverted & extroverted libra ?? i dont understand

    • @spritecrenberry9151
      @spritecrenberry9151 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @khachmaxo
      @khachmaxo 2 года назад +1

      nah cause same

  • @sophieekarr
    @sophieekarr 3 года назад +361

    AQUARIUS WAS NOT FORGOTTEN
    “Alexa, play for the first time in forever”

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 5 лет назад +3803

    His editing omg I CANT BREATHE i need BEDAZZLE now

  • @jana754
    @jana754 5 лет назад +15667

    lele pons: iM laTInA
    jerm bot: iM a lEo

  • @kurapika7294
    @kurapika7294 3 года назад +280

    "I am addicted to Scorpios"
    Me : Hmmm lets see if any of my leos classmates likes me 😏

    • @justasoftie6157
      @justasoftie6157 3 года назад +9

      Can't relate nobody in my class is a leo

    • @purpleyou1464
      @purpleyou1464 3 года назад +8

      Ou yes I'm gonna do that too :D

    • @yeshvinny193
      @yeshvinny193 3 года назад +6

      Lol same

    • @urmom-gq2qo
      @urmom-gq2qo 3 года назад +6

      I wanted to like your comment but it's at 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that

    • @urmom-gq2qo
      @urmom-gq2qo 3 года назад +2

      I'm not thirteen I swear

  • @sophiaweierke6366
    @sophiaweierke6366 3 года назад +151

    to explain the Capricorn thing as a Capricorn, Caps like to bottle up their emotions until they explode (which you probably know if you have a Capricorn friend), but that is also a bad thing because that makes us not want our friends to go through the same things as we have to. So all i all were just over protective people

  • @wtfandie6113
    @wtfandie6113 3 года назад +5277

    him: virgos are such hard workers
    me, a virgo who's almost failing online school: 😎😎😎😎

    • @klicks.6578
      @klicks.6578 3 года назад +152

      at least you understand coma placement
      lmao

    • @glossyca.si_7703
      @glossyca.si_7703 3 года назад +52

      Lol my bestie is a virgo when she got 19 out of 25 she said to me lets run together :)

    • @toesucky6388
      @toesucky6388 3 года назад +21

      Sis I am already failing with two dam 0 and 16 also a 19 or I think 18 well I think I am passing the rest of my classes I think......

    • @person995
      @person995 3 года назад +8

      i have an 11 in english chile anyways 💃🕺

    • @wtfandie6113
      @wtfandie6113 3 года назад +12

      bruh... i don't get the way grades work in the usa bc i'm brazillian hahaha and in my school, at least, they're just making us do A BUNCH of work and not telling us our grades lol, they said there will be only ONE grade for ALL the classes together lol idk what's going on anymore and i'm paranoid

  • @thetongueofangels1882
    @thetongueofangels1882 5 лет назад +926

    Cancer:
    THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE.
    if felt that.

  • @ayvette333
    @ayvette333 3 года назад +1023

    If you’re looking for your sign:
    Aquarius: 0:37
    Pisces: 1:11
    Aries: 1:41
    Taurus: 2:15
    Gemini: 2:44
    Cancer: 3:22
    Leo: 4:02
    Virgo: 4:47
    Libra: 5:20
    Scorpio: 5:41
    Sagittarius: 6:16
    Capricorn: 7:07

  • @GriffithFemJesus
    @GriffithFemJesus 3 года назад +82

    "Capricorns (...) won't stop until you are living in a mansion with a bachelor's degree"
    Me, a Capricorn: *thinks about me writing the cv for my best friends, their portfolios, looking for suitable jobs for them and even securing job interviews, making their business cards and even managing their working socials while nagging at them about the future, money and careers*
    Maybe it's accurate.

  • @Ragdoll161
    @Ragdoll161 4 года назад +4256

    Everyone: I hate Geminis
    Geminis: I love being a Gemini

    • @torikeii
      @torikeii 4 года назад +48

      This is a joke:
      No offense..
      Everyone: I hate CJ K
      CJ K: I love myself

    • @Ragdoll161
      @Ragdoll161 4 года назад +77

      @@torikeii XD Lucky for you, I'm a Gemini, so I practically said it already UwU

    • @4mzlve
      @4mzlve 4 года назад +68

      I feel like I'm the only one who loves Geminis sometimes lol

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 года назад +77

      my favorite quote by a gemini is "why think though?" -Kanye, live interview.
      I live by that

    • @thenarwhalhorn7339
      @thenarwhalhorn7339 4 года назад +2

      CJ K
      Yup

  • @estefania..
    @estefania.. 5 лет назад +787

    Your positive and not emo in one video and I don’t know how to feel

  • @carlyg.9289
    @carlyg.9289 3 года назад +92

    My parents: both Scorpio
    Me as an Aries: trying to be a social butterfly
    My parents: letting no one into my house and literally scaring off all of my friends

  • @urvashigawas3307
    @urvashigawas3307 3 года назад +234

    jerm: Sagittarius are obsessed with their looks
    .
    Jin being Sagittarius
    .
    Me: 👁️👄👁️

    • @hyyhenthusiast07
      @hyyhenthusiast07 3 года назад +12

      also sunghoon from enhypen and also me:

    • @vaishalijakhal9120
      @vaishalijakhal9120 3 года назад +8

      no wonder why! our WWH loves himself!

    • @upashikagurung5739
      @upashikagurung5739 2 года назад +8

      Lol so true As a Sagittarius my main motto is love yourself. 😂

    • @Hermionee-Jean-Granger
      @Hermionee-Jean-Granger 2 года назад

      @@hyyhenthusiast07 YESSSSSSSS

    • @shiprasingh2143
      @shiprasingh2143 2 года назад +3

      My dad is Sagittarius
      And and he is obsessed with his looks
      One day i said to my dad that
      Everybody thinks that I'm in highschool (I'm doing my graduation btw)
      He said that that's cause you are my daughter, we both have that anti aging skin DNA 😅🤣🤣

  • @MsAngel0008
    @MsAngel0008 5 лет назад +5926

    No one:
    No one in the world:
    No single soul in this universe:
    Jerm bot: you all suck, but I love you for it.

  • @avantika7837
    @avantika7837 5 лет назад +1669

    "with a few insults"
    Yeah, it isn't a jerm bot video without some insults and self deprecation 😂

    • @juvenalb7317
      @juvenalb7317 5 лет назад +3

      I barely watched 2 of his videos and I can already see what u mean😂😂

  • @Hermionee-Jean-Granger
    @Hermionee-Jean-Granger 2 года назад +28

    As a scorpio, this video made me feel really special. Thank you.❤️️

  • @Carebear444
    @Carebear444 2 года назад +19

    As a sagg, yes I’ve always been obsessed with how I look. When I was little I would put on glittery lipgloss AT NIGHT cause I HAD to look cute while sleeping.

  • @franciscamontana9022
    @franciscamontana9022 5 лет назад +1292

    0:38 Aquarius
    1:10 Pisces
    1:42 Aries
    2:15 Taurus
    2:43 Gemini
    3:22 Cancer
    4:02 Leo
    4:47 Virgo
    5:20 Libra
    5:42 Scorpio
    6:18 Sagittarius
    7:06 Capricorn

    • @BGOlife
      @BGOlife 5 лет назад +17

      Francisca Montaña thank god for people like you

    • @JiixlynPVP
      @JiixlynPVP 5 лет назад +5

      Francisca Montaña god bless u

    • @loulesowski
      @loulesowski 5 лет назад +8

      was looking for this comment thank u

    • @lyssywyssy2253
      @lyssywyssy2253 5 лет назад +8

      this should be top comment ugh

    • @CraftingAngel
      @CraftingAngel 5 лет назад +1

      I love u

  • @requiemforanali
    @requiemforanali 3 года назад +3830

    “I love Aries”
    me: *blushes* // *debby ryan face*

    • @aexiayurbff9509
      @aexiayurbff9509 3 года назад +42

      HAHAHAAHhhh aries here too 💗😁😁😁😁😁

    • @whippedfornct3179
      @whippedfornct3179 3 года назад +15

      Lmao i can imagine it

    • @crueldated2983
      @crueldated2983 3 года назад +91

      We are so underappreciated that when someone says they love us, it is such a surprise lmao.

    • @aexiayurbff9509
      @aexiayurbff9509 3 года назад +15

      @@crueldated2983 girl that's so true tho

    • @nosebleed3242
      @nosebleed3242 3 года назад +4

      BYAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @shelbyjohnroe1229
    @shelbyjohnroe1229 3 года назад +64

    “capricorns are selfless but when they care about you, they wont stop caring”
    me: who doesnt care about any of my friends except for family

    • @musicismylife1881
      @musicismylife1881 3 года назад +26

      capricorns care about like two people and everyone else can go fuck themselves lmao

    • @makayladiscalo1473
      @makayladiscalo1473 3 года назад +7

      @@musicismylife1881 as a cappy, i can agree with this ❤️

    • @tiaammar925
      @tiaammar925 2 года назад +2

      @@musicismylife1881 my mom is a Capricorn that's so true!

    • @AgathaVandeCamp
      @AgathaVandeCamp Год назад

      Lol I used to care but been hurt so many Times I stoped caring

  • @shahdziedan5055
    @shahdziedan5055 3 года назад +20

    "Sometimes I forget to feel." -Jerm Bot
    As a virgo, I relate to this quote on a spiritual level.

  • @goztepeca1925
    @goztepeca1925 4 года назад +2536

    “If you’re ever bored, hit up your Gemini, Leo friends”
    I’m a Gemini and two of my friends are Leo’s. So-

    • @selena9904
      @selena9904 4 года назад +18

      The_WoofflePresident my friend is a Leo and I’m a Gemini lol

    • @legend-qw6rs
      @legend-qw6rs 4 года назад +11

      You must have lit partys jk

    • @taekook4life790
      @taekook4life790 4 года назад +2

      I’m a Taurus and two of my friends are Leos and ones a Gemini

    • @stuckbetweenfandoms5138
      @stuckbetweenfandoms5138 4 года назад +1

      My god freaking samee

    • @zahcollab8832
      @zahcollab8832 4 года назад +1

      YESSSS Sagittariers.

  • @mayam1711
    @mayam1711 5 лет назад +671

    “your zodiac sign sucks... but not as much”🤩🤩🤩

  • @itzgabzz9619
    @itzgabzz9619 3 года назад +90

    Where my Sagittarius fam at ?

  • @shrinebow.
    @shrinebow. 3 года назад +151

    I’m a Libra, and I’m proud to be bad shit insane
    But with a hint of flirt ;)

  • @morganschillinger1597
    @morganschillinger1597 5 лет назад +1093

    My friend group is two Geminis, a Leo, an Aries and a Scorpio. Crackhead energy radiates profusely.

    • @hihi-rw5up
      @hihi-rw5up 5 лет назад +28

      my friend group is a gemini, a libra, a virgos and a cancer.
      im a pisces xddd

    • @moody2442
      @moody2442 5 лет назад +14

      the crackhead energy shall consume u

    • @GeneralMango
      @GeneralMango 5 лет назад +6

      Mine is 3 geminis, 2 leos and a Pisces

    • @hannahferguson6743
      @hannahferguson6743 5 лет назад +8

      i’m a sagittarius and my friend group is, an aries, an aquarius, a gemini, a taurus and two scorpios✌🏻

    • @morganschillinger1597
      @morganschillinger1597 5 лет назад +3

      Mango holy shit I pray for you

  • @notused6998
    @notused6998 5 лет назад +1225

    0:38 Aquarius (me😔✌🏼☮️)
    1:10 Pisces
    1:41 Aries
    2:15 Taurus
    2:43 Gemini
    3:22 Cancer
    4:03 Leo
    4:47 Virgo
    5:20 Libra
    5:43 Scorpio
    6:16 Sagittarius
    7:08 Capricorn

  • @sophiaca341
    @sophiaca341 3 года назад +38

    “Libras are able to withstand a lot before they flip out on you”
    as a libra I can tell you this is true. Especially when you are a pmsing woman- 🙇🏽‍♀️

  • @moriahbiah09
    @moriahbiah09 3 года назад +34

    I'm an Aquarius and usually people just say we're weird or different, but thank you so much for praising our creative, artistic side 😄 We usually don't hear those, so thank you so much 💜💜

    • @TojiiZzzz
      @TojiiZzzz 2 года назад +2

      I must say as Pisces with shit tons of Aquarius in my chart..
      I LOVE AQUARIUS
      LIKE MARRY ME ALREADY-

  • @miserythafurry6635
    @miserythafurry6635 4 года назад +1534

    "Beyoncé stop copyrighting me"

    • @kanevenkat8588
      @kanevenkat8588 4 года назад +2

      Yo Misery I think there is definitely something wrong with me... my sign legit does not represent me at the fuck all.

    • @leehobbs3917
      @leehobbs3917 4 года назад +2

      Beyonce is the virgo queen what she says goes

  • @Lee-dl5fo
    @Lee-dl5fo 5 лет назад +1569

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    jermbot: AS A LEO

    • @ksarah6565
      @ksarah6565 5 лет назад +14

      Literally every leo, i say this bc i'm one 😂

    • @nell4790
      @nell4790 5 лет назад +15

      You could at least try to make this a little different than the other comment.

    • @luna1815
      @luna1815 5 лет назад +1

      Such a Leo thing to say tho haha

  • @ritika6080
    @ritika6080 3 года назад +22

    referring to scorpios: "im addicted to them"
    me a scorpio: say less 😏

  • @uhmmaya
    @uhmmaya 3 года назад +63

    Me: Scorpio
    Older brother: Pisces
    Older sister: Cancer
    Younger brother: Gemini
    Dad: Gemini
    Mom: Libra
    Best friend: Virgo
    Girlfriend: Capricorn
    FINAL UPDATE LMAO

    • @justasoftie6157
      @justasoftie6157 3 года назад +5

      A Scorpio couple!? YASS 💁

    • @uhmmaya
      @uhmmaya 3 года назад +5

      @@justasoftie6157 YASSS!! 🙈💁🏽‍♀️

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions 3 года назад +5

      Ayee I’m scorpio

    • @justasoftie6157
      @justasoftie6157 3 года назад +2

      @@PinkPixelProductions samee

    • @uhmmaya
      @uhmmaya 3 года назад +2

      @@PinkPixelProductions ayeeee

  • @forreal8402
    @forreal8402 4 года назад +2782

    Him: "i have an addiction with Scorpios."
    Me being a Scorpio: aHa ha 😎

    • @tehshadowlordcheeto8884
      @tehshadowlordcheeto8884 4 года назад +35

      My reaction to that be like:
      Ummm noice.... ha...ha

    • @aster83
      @aster83 4 года назад +10

      Haha me tooooo😂😂

    • @aster83
      @aster83 4 года назад +21

      @@lili35283 that is soooo cool i wish i have my birthday on halloween🥰 btw im scorpio too i have birthday on november 8

    • @Mayluv200
      @Mayluv200 4 года назад +8

      Scorpio here Haha sameeeee 😂

    • @Mayluv200
      @Mayluv200 4 года назад +7

      @@aster83 yo I'm November 21

  • @brohoe9923
    @brohoe9923 4 года назад +1957

    My Dad: Gemini My Mom: Gemini My Sister: Gemini Me, a Capricorn: Kill me

    • @lennoxbonnie5210
      @lennoxbonnie5210 4 года назад +48

      oh my...
      Mine is scarier
      Dad:Aquarius
      Sister:Aquarius
      Mom: Aries
      Brother:Libra
      Me:leo 😭

    • @spaghetti355
      @spaghetti355 4 года назад +116

      oh honey I am a gemini and I feel sorry for you

    • @brohoe9923
      @brohoe9923 4 года назад +9

      Spaghetti Thank you

    • @brohoe9923
      @brohoe9923 4 года назад +4

      Alan NO You don't get any attention hahahhahah

    • @lennoxbonnie5210
      @lennoxbonnie5210 4 года назад +7

      @@brohoe9923 Yes. I frequently get attacked for no reason. And our energies can't seem to match😢😂

  • @honey_bee5043
    @honey_bee5043 3 года назад +11

    female aquarius: i'm not like other girls
    other female aquarius: same

  • @malaikahaangala9746
    @malaikahaangala9746 3 года назад +11

    As a Capricorn, we ask if you’re okay to make sure you aren’t planning on leaving

  • @sophias7284
    @sophias7284 5 лет назад +503

    Jerm Bot hurts your feelings???
    *BEDAZZLE IT*

  • @Priya-xy3cy
    @Priya-xy3cy 5 лет назад +1434

    6:15
    jerm bot: *'sAGgY tItTiEs'*
    also jerm bot: *'nope not putting that in there'*
    ALSO JERM BOT: **proceeds to put it in there**

  • @liumelinasanchezalvarado3037
    @liumelinasanchezalvarado3037 3 года назад +17

    "libras are charming"
    me: *debby ryan face* i kNoW

  • @quorrasonaal
    @quorrasonaal 3 года назад +10

    “Libras, you’re able to withstand a lot before you flip the fxck out”
    Me: y e s 🗿

  • @AndiAnimates
    @AndiAnimates 4 года назад +2056

    I have a Leo friend, a Libra friend, a Taurus friend, and I’m a cancer
    It’s literally a crackhead squad

    • @sullyidr
      @sullyidr 4 года назад +5

      Andi Little ah same

    • @asingularspaghetti9538
      @asingularspaghetti9538 4 года назад +71

      And with 1 more Aquarius we'll complete the infinity stones of crackhead squad

    • @amcomingforurwig7636
      @amcomingforurwig7636 4 года назад +10

      Andi Little I wish I had a crackhead squad :(

    • @lushbread075
      @lushbread075 4 года назад

      😂

    • @cutiemalu3602
      @cutiemalu3602 4 года назад +7

      I also have a aries best friend ✌️😩 that's even more crackhead energy

  • @michelleeec_
    @michelleeec_ 4 года назад +1697

    him: "i love scorpios"
    also him: " i have an addiction to scorpios"
    me, a scorpio: i- um ok

    • @Eigen_04
      @Eigen_04 4 года назад +31

      I'm also a scorpio

    • @michelleeec_
      @michelleeec_ 4 года назад +10

      @@Eigen_04 lol ur name

    • @shozoo
      @shozoo 4 года назад +16

      Uwuuu i'm a scorpio
      My mom and dad are leo's sooo i'm the crackhead of the family😂

    • @Joy-kl8ek
      @Joy-kl8ek 4 года назад +2

      @@Eigen_04 same here

    • @xithepen
      @xithepen 4 года назад +5

      mom: virgo
      dad: aquarius
      me: a scorpio wondering how we can function

  • @sugarrmoon
    @sugarrmoon 3 года назад +4

    "I'm addicted to scorpios"
    me, a scorpio: t e e h e e

  • @nikitamungai7644
    @nikitamungai7644 2 года назад

    I swear this is my new fave channel, I'm in love

  • @Sara-lc1oo
    @Sara-lc1oo 4 года назад +1801

    “If someone does you wrong and your Scorpio friend finds out, there dead”
    Me: *ExPoSeD*
    Oh shit thanks for the likes fam👌🏼

    • @Itzaric
      @Itzaric 4 года назад +29

      Sara Padilla I was thinking "that's not true for me?" & then I remembered how yesterday I found out a kid was mean to my nephew so I started plotting murder in a lot of detail. I just stopped because I realized there was no way I could get away with it without a car.

    • @Sara-lc1oo
      @Sara-lc1oo 4 года назад +9

      Campmob !! Lmao same but someone did something to my friend and I started planning how to fuck up there life😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @papercraft_3730
      @papercraft_3730 4 года назад +3

      Or your Pisces friend and believe me we will know before you 😂😂😂♓️

    • @hell6295
      @hell6295 4 года назад +4

      oMYGOD ok so yesterday i told my eXTREMELY CLOSE scorpio friend my boyfriend broke up with me and she went and kICKED HIM IN THE BACK WHAAAATT

    • @Sarah-wu7ki
      @Sarah-wu7ki 4 года назад +1

      Lol same

  • @hoor1717
    @hoor1717 5 лет назад +884

    When a drunk Gemini and a drunk Leo walk into a building it’s like:
    USE THE FIRE EXITS GET OUT THE BUILDING GET A SWAT TEAM.
    Honestly it’s pretty horrific because me and my leo friend done that a McDonald’s and it wasn’t pretty.

    • @hoor1717
      @hoor1717 5 лет назад +3

      CinnamonBun 612 yeah...more than it should..

    • @leximoyer6718
      @leximoyer6718 5 лет назад +2

      As a Gemini I can confirm this but I always loose friends

    • @hoor1717
      @hoor1717 5 лет назад

      Lexi Moyer awww that’s sad but eventually they’ll stick around🖤👊

    • @leximoyer6718
      @leximoyer6718 5 лет назад +1

      Review Style lol it’s me I’m a fake friend and I don’t know how to change

    • @sweetdreamtaehyung3574
      @sweetdreamtaehyung3574 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I'm Gemini and I have a leo friend and we create a weird game I mean like weird it's btw my friend Leo make it , anyways she make a..... Ummmm a.... Butt game the one who touch most of other butts win (oh ya I have Aquarius friend and Gemini 2 Gemini hmmm?) And I make triple bed and it's about person one sleep on bed person 2 bring pillow and sleep on top of person 1 finish it of with 3 person yayyyyyyyyyy also I make a game where people chose d or b if they chose d there getting donut and the other person chose b there getting a 🌯 yup byeeee I mean
      HIYABYYYYEEEEEEEE

  • @sleepwalkerrrrrrrrr
    @sleepwalkerrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +6

    man, you've motivated me so freaking much by saying the words about virgo

  • @emperormelon8333
    @emperormelon8333 2 года назад +2

    7:07 "Are you okay?"
    Don't ask me that, I could actually express emotion.

  • @roman6385
    @roman6385 5 лет назад +2211

    Him: "I like Geminis I like there crack head energy"
    Me: *tears up* omg...thank you so much *wipes tears*

    • @avamadrid4379
      @avamadrid4379 5 лет назад +1

      Chan chan trash ahhhh

    • @urmom-sh3yi
      @urmom-sh3yi 5 лет назад +4

      *Same reaction* 🙌🌈🌺

    • @leagamer
      @leagamer 5 лет назад

      Lol same

    • @DreamingButterfree.22
      @DreamingButterfree.22 5 лет назад +24

      Army is everywhere I can't watch a video without Seeing y'all in the comment section😂😂😂

    • @roman6385
      @roman6385 5 лет назад +12

      @@DreamingButterfree.22 true though I see army literally in every video I watch 😂

  • @avery8172
    @avery8172 5 лет назад +756

    I’m a Sagittarius, I remember that one time an old friend said an insult to me in 2nd grade. I’m never gonna let that biscuit live it down.

    • @aaliyabacosta-olivera9471
      @aaliyabacosta-olivera9471 5 лет назад +43

      I'm also a sagittarius and i am kinda obsessed with my looks but to the point where I don't go outside cause I'm ugly

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @gabbwelcher185
      @gabbwelcher185 5 лет назад +2

      frikin relateable

    • @bazzooo8
      @bazzooo8 5 лет назад +4

      oh dang it i think i started a war with a Sagittarius. What do i do? I don't wanna be attacked like the biscuit.

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 лет назад +4

      Bazooka Girl just apologize sincerely. If you really messed up and you don’t wanna apologize then just stay out of their way. That’s what I would do (I’m a Sagittarius) but if they consider you a friend then it’s better to make up, trust me.

  • @uncertain_zee
    @uncertain_zee 9 месяцев назад +1

    Rewatching this video for the nth time and i live that this is essentially thw same stuff u said in the other one but with a positive inflection 😂😂❤️

  • @Sol-xs2ir
    @Sol-xs2ir 2 года назад

    This editing is amazing lol 😂

  • @quil9873
    @quil9873 5 лет назад +676

    “Sometimes I forget to feel, I just forget” what a FRICKING MOOOD DARLING

    • @tinychild8980
      @tinychild8980 5 лет назад +1

      Why does that happen though

    • @YouGetThePicture_08
      @YouGetThePicture_08 5 лет назад +3

      It happens because.....um....idk.

    • @-leggylong-5262
      @-leggylong-5262 5 лет назад +2

      Ok... but I'm a leo and I'm *very* emotional like today I was watching a cooking video with calm music and I started crying... yeah.. ( • ^ •`)

    • @YouGetThePicture_08
      @YouGetThePicture_08 5 лет назад +1

      @@-leggylong-5262I'm a Leo and I only do that when its 3am and Im watching videos puppies getting rescued while eating a tub of ice cream.

    • @igotcheesewannabemypeppero3762
      @igotcheesewannabemypeppero3762 5 лет назад

      @@YouGetThePicture_08 Oh crap same, yesterday at 4 am. i was like watching about spirit animals and started cryin' bc i felt useless. Yayy.

  • @juliadawn2597
    @juliadawn2597 4 года назад +2919

    me: virgo
    my dad: virgo
    my sister: virgo
    my mom: a scared sagittarius
    edit: holy shit i wasn't expecting this to get over two thousand likes lmao. i love how i started the trend of people stating what their family's zodiac sign is.😳

    • @plutodeservedbetter2103
      @plutodeservedbetter2103 4 года назад +61

      That's scary indeed

    • @walkingonfiree7609
      @walkingonfiree7609 4 года назад +51

      What’s up, I’m a Virgo too :)

    • @cyb3r_r4t43
      @cyb3r_r4t43 4 года назад +38

      virgo squad

    • @miacsnd
      @miacsnd 4 года назад +74

      my dad: vigo
      my sister: virgo
      my brother: virgo
      my uncle: virgo
      my best friend: virgo
      my cousin : virgo
      me and my mom being a scared leo and an aquarius
      im the leo btw.

    • @snail2245
      @snail2245 4 года назад +39

      Me: a sagittarius
      My older brother: a taurus
      My younger brother: a gemini
      My mom: a cancer
      My mom's boyfriend: a pisces
      My dad: a pisces
      My step mom: a capricorn
      My step brother: a cancer
      It's a huge mess

  • @Veronica-Palmer._.
    @Veronica-Palmer._. Год назад +3

    As a cancer, I appreciate this and it’s absolutely 100% true 🤣 I have so many friends that are actually kind of horrible but there’s good in everyone and Im just an understanding person, everyone is going through something and everyone has a story.

  • @joshuaslove7172
    @joshuaslove7172 3 года назад +10

    "I love aries"
    my aries ass: are you sure?

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 3 года назад

      IM SURE (coming from a libra)

  • @numberjacks8877
    @numberjacks8877 4 года назад +1055

    Saying this on behalf of all Aquarians. ‘“We’Re NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR gIrLs”

    • @ilikefries7700
      @ilikefries7700 4 года назад +8

      Autumn lol I’m a sag and I’m a hippie most of the times

    • @numberjacks8877
      @numberjacks8877 4 года назад +11

      Autumn ;-;
      Exposeeeeeeed

    • @ilikefries7700
      @ilikefries7700 4 года назад +2

      PERSASSY RULES 😂

    • @ffsnush
      @ffsnush 4 года назад +15

      Yasssss ,we f*cking unique bitch 😌😌

    • @ilikefries7700
      @ilikefries7700 4 года назад +7

      Anushka Chauhan every ones sign is unique 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @ghost._.o7563
    @ghost._.o7563 3 года назад +2864

    “Libras are able to withstand a lot before you flip out”
    Me, a libra with anger issues: 😎😎

  • @indieree7987
    @indieree7987 2 года назад +5

    My Sagittarius cousin dresses me your right. Whenever I see him he presents me his closet and shoes. He’s especially pays attention to more of the shoes and shirts he wears. He’s really chill and positive. My sister also a sag. She’s pays attention to how she presents herself but not that much into clothes. She easily knows how to dress without breaking a sweat

  • @jizzncookies
    @jizzncookies 3 года назад

    Lol your edits are hilarious 🤣

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 лет назад +1373

    He looks and acts like Kurtis Conner, but on 200% *_more_* crack
    and I love it
    . 🗿 💕
    🦵🦵

    • @NoteToLoser
      @NoteToLoser 5 лет назад +44

      And he doesn't say deude

    • @scarlet-gp2pz
      @scarlet-gp2pz 5 лет назад +19

      yee yee

    • @aya-fr2wr
      @aya-fr2wr 5 лет назад +48

      kurtis conner w crack n no extra greeting

    • @sierra3644
      @sierra3644 5 лет назад +14

      and gay

    • @marina2783
      @marina2783 5 лет назад +17

      kurtis but without dad jokes

  • @purpleiris1819
    @purpleiris1819 5 лет назад +284

    "sometimes I forget to feel" - jerm bot, 2019

  • @anime0rgans884
    @anime0rgans884 3 года назад

    ONG YES. Looks are everything!!!

  • @gloriascientiae7435
    @gloriascientiae7435 Год назад

    OOOH you did do a nice scorpio part here. Love ya man. Yes its true. if your one of mine, and someone hurts you bad, I'm going all in haha. And yes it's true, I am an enormous einzelgänger, because I am very sensitive and I don't trust or love people a-prioi, but when I do, there are reasons to it.

  • @gabbie3187
    @gabbie3187 5 лет назад +541

    as a gemini i just want to say that I LOVE YOU

  • @kireekire
    @kireekire 5 лет назад +736

    no one:
    capricorn: *aRE yOU HAPPY yET!?!!!?!?*

    • @darling.7783
      @darling.7783 5 лет назад

      Wow 😂😂😂

    • @yourfavmexican6463
      @yourfavmexican6463 5 лет назад +8

      aKire I’m born on January first and that part he said when you ask when your friends ok that’s totally me sis!

    • @a3riall768
      @a3riall768 5 лет назад +2

      I'm offended lol

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 лет назад

      That's so me...

    • @kulakom
      @kulakom 5 лет назад

      You made this comment 5 days ago, you good?

  • @RoseyVamp
    @RoseyVamp 2 года назад +1

    Love that you still committed to my sign being a crackhead! Also yes Leo’s and Geminis are wild and we know how to have fun. And my mind goes 100 miles an hour as I live on a different plane of being.

  • @lilacdreams5966
    @lilacdreams5966 2 года назад +5

    As an Aquarius who has dated a Leo, yes we are UNIQUE and I know how much it killed you to say that and give it to us hahaha!

  • @peritwinkleiris
    @peritwinkleiris 5 лет назад +712

    "I like geminis i love that crack head energy"
    bRO THATS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME-

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 лет назад +4

      SAME ;-;

    • @hibajayde1030
      @hibajayde1030 5 лет назад +9

      And it’s very true. I really am a crackhead. A socially awkward crackhead lol.

    • @kaybelle0684
      @kaybelle0684 5 лет назад +1

      Ari The dog iS tHat a jAydEn aNImaTion rEFRencE i dEtEct

    • @Adz3224
      @Adz3224 5 лет назад +2

      I can't believe he only likes us, not loves us like Aries pfft ...I thought Leos and Gems stick together!

    • @roman6385
      @roman6385 5 лет назад

      Same 😂

  • @nataliacyran9589
    @nataliacyran9589 5 лет назад +290

    Jerm bot: I love Scorpios
    Scorpio: *Flips hair x9*

  • @supaira
    @supaira 2 года назад

    Omg dude every single compliments you said about each zodiac signs are soo accurate!!!

  • @callmehriya7925
    @callmehriya7925 3 года назад +2

    My mom:Aries
    My dad:cancer
    My sister:gemini
    Me:a crackheaded gemini that like kpop

  • @TheEmariewest
    @TheEmariewest 5 лет назад +2554

    My dad: leo tingz ♌
    My mom: Scorpio tingz ♏
    My 2 sisters: libra tingz ♎
    My baby brother: pisces tingz ♓
    Me: Sagittarius tingz ♐
    My house: crachead tingz

    • @chrysalism7375
      @chrysalism7375 5 лет назад +96

      My dad: Gemini tingz ♊️
      My mom: Gemini tingz ♊️
      My sis: Virgo tingz ♍️
      My bro: Virgo tingz ♍️
      Me: *The lonely Sagittarius ♐️ 😪*

    • @citrusgem
      @citrusgem 5 лет назад +33

      can we get an f in the chat for Cameron 😔

    • @marsparker5217
      @marsparker5217 5 лет назад +3

      F

    • @serenagarcia7678
      @serenagarcia7678 5 лет назад

      cactus me and your mom are cool 😎

    • @serenagarcia7678
      @serenagarcia7678 5 лет назад +16

      also i wanna do this :) ,
      my dad: scorpio tingz ♏️
      my mom: virgo tingz ♍️
      my older sister: taurus tingz♉️
      me: scorpio tingz ♏️
      my younger sister: gemini tingz ♊️
      my younger brother: gemini tingz pt 2 ♊️

  • @beanpole8309
    @beanpole8309 5 лет назад +754

    Gemini's crackhead energy is key to our survival

    • @regularqueso1685
      @regularqueso1685 5 лет назад +9

      Suga's forgotten Swag yEs ExaCtLy

    • @whereisja
      @whereisja 5 лет назад +1

      Much agree!

    • @francesosugi7236
      @francesosugi7236 5 лет назад

      min young is my king. thats it.

    • @22chuuya
      @22chuuya 5 лет назад

      I'm a Gemini moon so I can agree with you omg 🤣😂

    • @ebola9286
      @ebola9286 5 лет назад +1

      Suga's forgotten Swag ARMYYYYY

  • @dan90716
    @dan90716 2 года назад +7

    As a Sagittarius I do find Geminis very entertaining but they just like having fun and dump all the work on you and that's where my "won't let you walk over me" energy triggers in. 😂

  • @ArchanaDethe
    @ArchanaDethe 2 года назад

    Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎈

  • @RukhsarSanjaree
    @RukhsarSanjaree 5 лет назад +753

    You need to get 12 videos out. One for each sign

    • @senkas9818
      @senkas9818 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @RukhsarSanjaree
      @RukhsarSanjaree 5 лет назад +4

      @@senkas9818 he's so good at it!

    • @heybaby6409
      @heybaby6409 5 лет назад

      Noooooo

    • @ricel3610
      @ricel3610 5 лет назад

      YASSSS

    • @senkas9818
      @senkas9818 5 лет назад

      @@RukhsarSanjaree yeah, i laughed my ass off 😃 hope he will make those videos soon 😆😆😆

  • @esraasalmeen7579
    @esraasalmeen7579 3 года назад

    New subscriber new follower here and i started to be a fan for the what i hate about signs is hilarious ps Capricorn and proud much love here 🤩

  • @iamandreasilva
    @iamandreasilva 3 года назад

    IM GONNA REWATCH ALL UR VIDEOS BC I MISS THEM

  • @creativeflame_
    @creativeflame_ 4 года назад +1393

    "Sagittariuses are really fashionable"
    Me in my sweatpants and messy bun: interesting..
    Edit: woah thanks for all the likes ♐

    • @Jiixh
      @Jiixh 4 года назад +14

      Interesting Indeed.

    • @elwincdcmaruyal2947
      @elwincdcmaruyal2947 4 года назад +1

      Ikr ? Like hm HAHAHHA

    • @marc6119
      @marc6119 4 года назад +4

      Me In a hoodie and wearing baggie jeans: "very interesting.."

    • @junghoseok9723
      @junghoseok9723 4 года назад +4

      Me in my night dress: 👁️👄👁️

    • @shrek8339
      @shrek8339 4 года назад +8

      @"Mystical" and THATS the confidence we all need😌💅 we're so hot

  • @Jazz-po4nz
    @Jazz-po4nz 5 лет назад +1011

    Aquarius~ 0:38
    Pisces~ 1:11
    Aries~ 1:41
    Taurus~ 2:21
    Gemini~ 2:43
    Cancer~ 3:22 me :)
    Leo~ 4:02
    Virgo~ 4:46
    Libra~ 5:19
    Scorpio~ 5:42
    Sagittarius~ 6:17
    Capricorn~ 7:07

    • @aestheticmoonlight9696
      @aestheticmoonlight9696 5 лет назад +24

      yay im a cancer too ♋️ 😁

    • @ibrahemzablah7218
      @ibrahemzablah7218 5 лет назад +24

      I’m a cancer and tbh only a cancer would do this for ppl so thanks

    • @shelbyhinds161
      @shelbyhinds161 5 лет назад +14

      As a cancer I literally do all of the following that was said in this video. NO CAP

    • @vku3408
      @vku3408 5 лет назад +2

      U crybabay

    • @pearl-se9vc
      @pearl-se9vc 5 лет назад +3

      Jaz L im a libra and it’s way too accurate

  • @AphelionBooks
    @AphelionBooks 2 года назад +3

    As a Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp, these are very true. Thankfully my bestie was born on the exact same day and we are codependent on EACH OTHER it's great

  • @calebmalvas3596
    @calebmalvas3596 3 года назад

    0:58
    2:17
    3:11
    I Fricken LOVE your editing
    😂😂😂😂

  • @scrambledeggs2190
    @scrambledeggs2190 4 года назад +1701

    My mom: Taurus
    My dad: Taurus
    My sister: Taurus
    My grandma: Taurus
    Me: a confused Sagittarius
    Edit: OMGGG thanks for the likes and comments 💗
    Edit 2: omggggg thank you soooo much 😋

    • @lowbrowhoe3335
      @lowbrowhoe3335 4 года назад +62

      Sagittarius gang

    • @7wins121
      @7wins121 4 года назад +20

      U are surrounded with the Horns

    • @shilohg.2369
      @shilohg.2369 4 года назад +3

      Omg same 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pilphantom
      @pilphantom 4 года назад +15

      Yasss my sister's a Scorpio but I'm a Sagittarius and we hate eachother lmao

    • @MontanaSlimee
      @MontanaSlimee 4 года назад +10

      Me: Taurus

  • @shaequinlan2713
    @shaequinlan2713 5 лет назад +630

    Don't like your zodiac sign?
    *bEdaZZLe IT*

  • @lucygriffith142
    @lucygriffith142 3 года назад +4

    I love how you took every single insult and said "but it makes you cool" or "thats what makes you different."

  • @kyliebester7595
    @kyliebester7595 3 года назад +3

    me, a scorpio: really, you think i''m charming?
    also me: tripping over air, and walking into poles
    (: