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a guy in a pimp suit attacked me at work (storytime)
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
- hi!!!!! i missed u did u miss me!!!!! today we are going to be discussing the party city pimp suit man who tried to attack me at my job when i was 17!!!!! this was such a scary day omg.... as soon as the whole incident was over i went home and immediately went to sleep! that's all i could really do to cope. anyway, hope you enjoy my video about when a crackhead tried to kill me at big lots!!! love uuuuu! c u again soon :)
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#jermbot #storytime
I started a band called “party city pimp suit” and we are a struggling hard metal band of single pregnant moms with purple tights and big hoop earrings.
Please change your profile pic I'm uncomfortable
ily
Fuck yeah
jdhfur84ruufhrifj2ref
I thought you said purple tits 😐
that one dislike is fedora man
that second dislike is his neckbeard
He so salty he made multiple accounts just to dislike
hannah atwater dude I’m laughing so hard at that lol 🤣
The 92th was all his feather hats
I literally thought Demi was a edited picture of lord Farquad 😂😂😂
That's what I thought😂😂😂😂
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE SKSKSKSKSKSK
Hahaha hahaha I’m dying
Camila DN I can’t stop laughing
Same 😂😂😂
“Getting killed by a neckbeard at Big Lots” a concept
𝔉𝔢𝔱𝔲𝔰 love your pfp lmao
Your pfp is everything!
fanfic prompts
ccock tow twins ily
@@big_stinky3776 hm? Elaborate.
When he said “when I was 17” I was like “I thought you were like 15”
I think he was 17
I love yellow i love yellow too
He’s 21
He's 21😂
What I thought he was 17 😂
"There’s a man in ur parking lot um.. he called me the "n word" My mom came in my room at 1 am and put a flash light on me to see why I was laughing so hard
so that happened and then you immediately started typing this wow
ur life is actually so wild we love it
true
so I know exactly what big lots he's talking about bc I grew up near there. I've only ever been inside a few times like looking for cheap stuff for easy Halloween costumes or school projects but every single time I'd see something wierd asf. I went in there once and saw my PE teacher that got fired for child endangerment buying a ton of snowmen. it was a few months after Christmas and it was pretty late, like they probably should’ve been closed. I had gone in there with friends to find shirts to tie dye because Michaels was closed but this lady was in there wearing a McDonald's shirt and a visor buying like 20 snowmen. all of us were like 🧍🏼♀️
@@morganmarsh1276 oh my lord-
@@morganmarsh1276 this comment is such a mess. I love it
“Make up your mind fedora man, make up your mind fedora warrior.”
This is my favorite quote ever
Fedora Warrior is my favorite indie band 😍
*“iS thIs dOinG it fOr yOU?”*
I’m glad I clicked on “what I hate about every zodiac sign” video because that led me to your catfish story. Which is the video that made me subscribe.
ALEXANDRA-oh yeah • right!!!
😂I’m deadd thats literally what happened to me😂😂
ALEXANDRA-oh yeah • lmao literally what happened to me
Omg sameeee
Sameeee ~
He looks like Troye Sivan and Timothee Chalamets lovechild
Willow Mellet MY EXACTT THOUGHTS OMG LITERALLY
Willow Mellet on crack
And joana ceddia
Ugh we Stan troye Sivan
Willow Mellet THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT ALL THE TIME WKFNEKCNWJXNSN
Normal story times be like: “I lived in a haunted house” or “the truth about my life”
But Jerm Bot be like: “I was attacked by a guy in a pimp suit at work
sister jeremy looks like he's blushing aggressively throughout the whole video lmao
the party City pimp suit got him blushing 😩😩😩
Demi in the back getting him flustered
@@strawberrytown 😩😩😩👌🏻
@@autumnl8814 oof 😌
Who is ur profile 😮
You look in pain while looking at the camera sksks
Sparklyxing ! LMAOOO SKSKKSKSK
Let him be 😩👊
It’s because he has to endure not looking at his beautiful face.
Sparklyxing ! I like ur profile picture JUNGUWU
Please edit out the sksksksk
I know it must be a scary experience to have in person, but the thought of a man chasing a scared and sweating employee repeatedly asking for plastic silverware just makes me laugh
"at night time.. you'd be at BigLts" DEAD!! I laughed out loud way too hard....
I am still laughing at this idk why HAHAHAH
I’m late to the party but same omfg
I almost choked on my ice, on god
“make up your mind fedora warrior” - jeremy 2k18
Yo I think you got attacked by mr.worldwide
That's a good one
Mr. Worldwide *Handsome* sorry I'll go back to the K-pop hole
Min Obsessed NOOoOoooOoo come BaCkKKkkkkKkkK
@@minobsessed9982 we get attacked by Mr. World wide cutie guy everyday, nothing new
KSKSKSKSKSKSKSSKSKKSJS
please
explain
how
you're
so
adorable
Magic
Leo genetics
PREACH
SENDYOUTOHONGKONG WITHMYTOUNGTECHNOLOGY yess omg
It's a leo thing 😂
But did you have any plastic silverware that looks like real silver?
Im scared i saw this comment as soon as he said it
This story was very worth the watch retail is ridiculous
Alyssa Mercer yeah honestly my friends who have worked in retail have somewhat similar stories about crazy people who try to fight them why is retail CURSED
jerm bot worked at urban outfitters in a downtown core for two years we had people try to use our photo booth as a toilet :(:
Alyssa Mercer wtf ahahahha
Maybe the silverware thing was some kind of coding but the fedora man got the wrong guy so that's why he was so confused you didn't know
Nat Silva TEA !!
And that’s why he kept chasing him and repeating the same thing over and over and over and over again... now everything makes sense....
OMG YES PROBABLY
Nat Silva a code for a limited edition fedora
the part when the old lady come in and say he called me the N world
get me so dead LOL
McSlcio i was laughing so hard
"Everything I say is kinda sarcastic"
Why is that littleraly me rn, I can't even control it anymore lol
when u said “i am going to die in big lots” i felt that
m’jeremy
“Silverware is life or death”
By the Party city pimp suits
this is my random obscure comfort youtube video
I love your shirt
And your nose rings
And your skin
And your hair
And your smile
Omg I love you
I’m petrified of Nipple chafing and his fucking eyes
@@Adriana-nb4mi ong
his hairrr is gorgeous oml
next sentence: *give me your soul*
I’m petrified of Nipple chafing I felt this
Dude you’re going to blow up on RUclips at some point and I’m so glad I got to be your fan starting from the 3 video
Jax To The Max Yeet I keep rewatching his videos I was so happy when this came out and the last one
Jax To The Max
I just found him today and ?? Honestly??? I would??? Die??? For??? This??? Twink??? Like??? send help??
Sameeee sameee
This aged good yay
hahahahaha i COULD NOT WITH THE PART WAS WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABT THE ROD AND THE GUY YELLING ANT THE SILVERWARE
theory: this man in this pimp suit is actually a time traveler who was gonna save the world with silverware
*party city pimp suit*
leo moments where we cant stop looking in the mirror
You know
lmao mad facts
no printer just fax
Ikr
Stop exposing us Leo's lol! Im a leo and. Seriously always looking at myself threw the mirror like daymm eho dis pretry lady?
honestly thought the title said shrimp suit and i was mildly concerned
SHRIMP SUIT-
**wut-**
i always come back to this video just to hear Jermbot say „party city pimpsuit“ over and over again
this made me stop crying ps you're cutge and i'mm drunk
Lmaoo were you really drunk 😂😂
@@standreamcatcher544 yeah. wine... smh
Lol you don't have to fake being drunk😭
WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I DRINK A BOTTLE OF WINE IN MY BEDROOM SOMETIMES AND CRY LISTENING TO SAD SONGS
@@alafolieee I believe you i ju st don't think you were drunk that drunk.
wow ur shirt actually looks nice what-
This might be the 10th time throughout the 5 years i come back searching for this video it's just so hilarious and fits my humor so much i can't get over it 😭😭
Is it just me or is he a better, funnier, male version of Emma Chamberlain??
And hopefully more hygienic lmaooo
Shay can u get a better joke? that’s old and it’s getting annoying 😌
mady quesenberry So is her content
Ikr
@@madyquesenberry3508 ik it's been a month but when you have a problem wih basic hygiene there's a huge problem
ya know most people cant pull of one nose ring, but you have two and it looks so good that's a really big accomplishment i am proud of u
how can someone be so pretty yet funny, im effing JEALOUS
This reminds me of the time a crack lady got arrested in our store. In front of everyone, because she punched the cop and got the whole store's attention. She got arrested right in front of the candles... in a hardware store... lol, help.
“He didn’t really strike me as weird..initially” me when I stumbled upon his videos and watched 3 seconds of a video. 1:56
The pain and passive aggressiveness in your eyes made me fear you ever looking in the camera again
ur lips are really pink
IKR, I could only dream
Zion we noticed 😌
Jealous 😤
Fist thing i noticef, lipstick?
@BananaChanxx 😶when people talk I sometimes look at their lips not for any weird reason tho but idk
i will always come back to this video because it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever watched.
Sometimes I randomly remember this and lose it
Same lmao
Um skin routine pls because what the heck how is ur skin REAL ?¿?¿
pls put partycity pimp suit on a shirt thx have a good day
I was literally having a serious mental breakdown about college and then I watched this video and felt sooo much better. I honestly cannot thank you enough for being alive
the most relatable character in the story is the tree he was yelling at... she just growin and breathin... me! also your editing is so funny it kills me
make party city pimp suit merch and i'll buy it all
YES PLS
Yess
No u
Jokes aside that would be cool
i love your pfp
*officer Demi on her way*
“Dont trust men in fedoras”
But Patrick-
Germ: "anyways when I was 17"
Me: "wait... your not 17"
*Getting killed by a neck beard in big lots*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Delice Kapini what a large aesthetic
He literally said it as I read this comment
Delice Kapini OMG I READ THAT AS HE SAID THAT
You look like timothee chalamet, troye sivan, cole sprouse and noah centineo all combined together
i know right
More like dylan sprouse with short hair
so he looks like a typical white boy is what ur saying
bangs no but you're right 😂
He literally looks nothing like cole or noah
“m’jeremy” SCREAMING SHDHDJ
*1:35** I'VE BEEN WHEEZING FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES SKSKS*
I thought that the picture in the back was Lord Farquaad 😂😂
ARMYYYY 💜
OkAy ur pfp is the most beautiful thing ever
@@lula1252 I mean it's worldwide handsome after all💜
@@kindazaaroura9206 please not here, this vid is not about bts oml.
@@zawarudo7646 sorry to bother you..but in our family if you see a member you should say hello
Bruh....why are you so damn pretty? WHat?!
L e o g e N e T I c s
always come back to this
when i reach full emo and make a band, it’s gonna be called party city pimp suit
the real victim is that tree,,, she’s just trying to thrive 😔
Ugly laugh? Please. It's actually mad adorable. In this video especially you look like a cute soft boi and I'm here for it. You have style, storytelling skills and a great appreciation for Demi Lovato. I stan.
Sophia Vines YESS
this will always remain my fav jermbot video
Omawh gosh he’s so adora-
Him:”you sick f*cking freaks”
Me:”uhhhh.......never mind “
Tf he's still adorable lmaooo
My favorite crackhead is back!
ur actually the funniest person just ever
“i was... shaking”
the editing gets me everytime
Theory, the fedora possessed him, and he needed the silverware to complete his ritual to summon his army of pimps to take over the world.
Jerm just saved the world.
1:35 i just choked on my ramen
Your eyes are so pretty thank u for staring me down this entire video lmaoo
Ive been praying for clarity about my father, whether he's a trustworthy, even mildly decent human or not. Just today I asked myself this again. Then I watch this video and you say,"never trust a man who wears a fedora." He wears a fedora almost everyday. Thanks for always spitting the hard truth, Jeremy. Much love 🖖🙏💗
“Never trust men in fedoras” I literally have this guy who follows me everywhere and is so annoying and he wears a fedora. 😂😂😂
Lmao me tooo. Nothing makes a guy look more like a child predator than a man in a fedora
You're so funny that when my crush texted me while I was watching this, I didn't go respond to him.
Mia Estrada no one texted you.
@@maggiecronin3940 thank you
Maggie Cronin Sry ur life is boring😂
R/thathappened
loving the picture of lord farquaad in the back
conspiracy theory..
the dude in the pimp suit is the same guy that jerm dated when he was 12 🤭
This is the funniest shit ever
Also: In the beginning I literally got so uncomfortable and said NO THIS IS NOT DOING IT FOR ME
This went in so many different directions.
I give jerm a month before he blowing up on yt.
bobrosse well
Um...
lol
I will win the lottery
Jerm bot: "Never trust men in fedoras, that's what I learned"
Kaz Brekket: *sighs* "I can't even argue with that"
i keep rewatching this it’s just so good
Im so confused about your age wtf
right? i thought he was a teen and then he said he’s a wee lad at age 17 hmm
I think hes 21 but im not sure
He’s 21 :)
how does it feel being the funniest person on youtube lmk
This is literally my favorite video of your's💀 it always makes me laugh
I LOST IT AT 7:05 😂😭😭😭😭
oh my God you look like a Timothee Chalamet
I kinda thought that they have the eye colour and nose
yeah a mixture of Timothee and Kurtis Conner
and a mix of troye sivan
and Olly Alexander
This made me ugly laugh😂I'm absolutely rattled
8:42 Patrick Stump be quaking.
I feel like I rewatch all your videos every time you upload simply because I get hooked and can't move onto another creator even though I've watched one of your videos 3 times this week alone not including the other ones
OMG THIS WAS THE BEST!
i laughed my ass off!! you make me laugh with my ugly laugh❤️🤣
The lighting for this is amazing
ikr , he looks gOod
He looks really pink or maybe he's blushing but either way, the lighting is awesome
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORYTIME
you have the cutest laugh i've ever heard stfu seriously adorable
This is definitely my favorite RUclips video like holy crap I never knew I could laugh so hard
the one dislike is the fedora man
I don’t know how I found this channel but I’m so glad I did oml I love you
The Demi Lovato "Here We Go Again" cuts had me dying lol. You are a funny dude.