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- Опубликовано: 14 авг 2024
- hello hello!!! im back and its only been two months!!! character development!!!! this was a highly requested video and i knew you guys would make this super funny so here we are!!!! i am literally gossip girl.
MY TWITCH!!!!! - / jermb0t
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shout out ayydubs for the video concept u rock
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edited by: jeremysvfx@gmail.com
#jermbot #confessions
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i stopped being stubborn and got some editing help so i should actually be able to post more than once a millennium!!! yes!!! also please ignore all of the lint on my beanie in this video i am so humiliated
Bye I love you
😫😫😫
you're so adorable uwu
marry me?
BYE I SOUND WEIRD
the fact dr. phil isn't even a licensed therapist is hilarious 😭😭
LMFAO FR
He makes all his "patients" way worse
He literally just sits there, let’s his clients fight with each other, and makes annoyed faces at the audience and occasionally adds a snarky remark about how messed up his clients are… he’s terrible.
hes cancelled btw
@@hotsexyangel yeah 😂😂😂
"My first kiss was in a Holocaust museum" is the perfect twitter bio
fault in our stars goals ❤🤘😝😘
isn’t that just the plot to tfios😭
H3H3 type beat lmao
@@davidkonevky7372 beat me to it 😔
@@davidkonevky7372 i know who h3h3 is but what is the context here? 😭
I convinced all of my first grade classmates to take our clothes off and run around the school yard because we were “kids” and we were “free”
what the fuck 😭
@@Rizzalert69 little cult leader me
@@seasalt3756 aww how cute 💀
I was playing with fucking glue in the first grade what the-
@@seasalt3756 HAHAHAHAH
I’m fully inclined to believe jermbot is a figment of my imagination
i 100% agree with this
Definitely
love your profile pic
I'm not even here I'm just a hallucination
I love how every 3-12 months he’s just like ✨hi✨
Same
3 to 12 months 😭😭😭😭
now it is 24 moths and counting!
@@bunnyhasahat8338 no cuz literally where is he 😭
my sense of humor is BEYOND broken cause i laughed so hard at this video i was legit about to piss myself
fr me too😭😭😭😩✨
hay piss girl😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Okay but are you currently in the top bunk 😬
make sure u don't get it in ur dad's mouth 😔😟
STOP SAME
it's almost time we start questioning if he perished by spaghetti
was about to comment that lol
i think he did :(
But like is he active on instalgram?
@@lowkey_anaxiphilic Nah, it's been gone for awhile.
Was going to comment this💀
Im a jew and one time my family went to the holocaust museum and I got separated from them and then incredibly lost. A man ended up putting me in an elevator to the floor I thought they were at and in that scary ass elevator i was thinking to myself how I’m about to die just as my ancestors did. Anyways I found them after like 30 minutes and speeding running the museum, i hope I made my ancestors proud
Light yagami realness
That ancestor thing made me very sad
that Marge Simpson impression snatched some of your soul with it
literally holy fuck it snatched MY soul
👨🦲
Timestamp is at 2:05
Marge embodied him for a moment
I laughed for 2 minutes straight after that and I have no clue how my sense of humor became so broken
i cant wrap my head around the fact that jermbot is real
But he's not real?
i cant either
he’s fake tho smh 𝘻🤦♀️
he’s not real tho
it's been a while, get a reality check. we know that it's ur coping mech but he's not real :/
“Being consistent isn’t for anybody”
I’ve never identified more with such a gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Honestly playing genshin while drunk and doing a marge Simpson impression is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week tbh
I like how friendly that "hi" sounded at the beginning
it was very nice, I had to replay it a couple times 😌
He sounded like a Smurf 😭
Just want to say, you're cool, because of the heathers pic u got in ur account) and probably in general)
Ok but the person that has their friend dating their other friends dad needs to tell her friend or call the police or something. Babe.. that’s p3dophilia. The fact that he kept in contact with her knowing she was underage and waited for her to turn 18… that dad is beyond a creep. The daughter deserves to know. That’s so disgusting.
FRR LMAO I was like while she was underage???😭
Throughout that whole thing my concern levels were *rising*
I literally had to pause the video to talk to my wife about it. Like someone needs to call someone cause that's an issue.
i was waiting for someone to point this out ☹
Please, please make this a series. Like "pt 2 of your dirty secret confessions" because i am living vicariously through this rn
GABBIE HANNA BEING THE DEVIL AHSGFEHAFSF
when I was 11 I stole a bag of takis from pavilions and convinced myself that I was going to get arrested for shoplifting, so whenever I went to that store I faked a limp so they wouldn’t know it was me 😍
OMGGGG
KC undercover could never 😩😩😩😩
true crime qween 😇😇😝
I've stolen a gift from this rich girl's birthday party I went to when I was 9 and I justified that action of mine by convincing myself that it's ok cuz the girl was rich.
@@edithsummers6905 yassss eat the rich 🤑
When he said sewer slide i forgot that people say that instead of suicide so i thought she was trying to make a slip and slide out of her own feces and i feel really bad for laughing 💀💀
I can't stop laughing at this comment, thanks so much💀
@@samanthaleaf dude i wasnt gonna comment because i thought no one would see this 😭💀💀 at least other people get to laugh too
SAME I HAD TO GO ON URBAN😭
@@milyloftin5411 I am glad you did hahah. Congrats on 138 likes.
ELECTRIC CHAIRRRR 😭
i think he died from eating spaghetti…
to the one about couples at someone’s high school being related i have a story time!!!
okay so this isn’t one that i necessarily experienced but my aunt told me about it. so the town next to where she grew up in, there was SO much inc3st. everyone looked the exact same. this was due to the fact that the family that founded the town was so money hungry that in order to keep the money in the family they would marry their first cousins and shit. one time her and her best friend were driving there late at night one time to scare themselves because not only with the whole inc3st thing, but the entire town is severely haunted. and her best friend (fun fact i’m partially named after her) ended up having a panic attack while driving because she was so freaked out about everyone looking the same (blonde hair blue eyes) and she refused to leave the car to switch seats with my aunt LMAO because she didn’t want to get attacked by the inc3st people. there’s no more inc3st (if there is well uhm i don’t know what to say) anymore but that’s the way is was when my aunt was growing up in the nineties
please write a book about this. i will read it everyday.
"my first kiss was in the holocaust museum" the fault in our stars vibes😍😎🤪
the pure joy i felt when i received this notification. the boy is back.
same >.
Fr😩
Fr
hi bae
Me too
This video, I swear. It is the exact demographic of deranged people that formed this community, as expected. I watched the astrology video when it came out. I was a bicurious teenage with internalized homophobia by then and have been keeping up with the content since then. Now, i make love to men (I thought this addendum was necessary). I hope you're well, Jeremy, and also hope that you'll grace us with some content really soon!
Fun fact: Doctor Phil let his licence expire, so he's to a doc either LMAO
So happy to see you giggle omg, stay inconsistent jerm
😂
18:27 this literally seemed like..”damn. they’re dead :(” and then “🤔..well now that they’re gone..🏃🏻💨”
i've been watching ayydubs do this series from her first "secret reading" video and I can honestly say, yours is just as great! You put your own spin on it and your laughter is contagious! I love it!
keep stealing babes
10 hours ago⁉️
@@spilledt 👁️👄👁️
@@spilledt yea
@@emmafilet6138 how?!
@@abbygreen7587 premiere
“Hey kitty girls!!! Secretsssss😍😍” is my favorite thing
“Also if you’re Reid from Criminal Minds” made me lose my shit.
Your laugh is so healing 💖
NO BUT THE SECRET AT 9:10 MADE ME SPIRAL
literally still trying to process that one like
how did that happen 😭
@@jermbot one time me and my brothers had a peeing competition in the woods and i peed so high that it got in my mouth
@@rag513 oh noooo😭
@@rag513 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait..you're NOT supposed to eat the rosemary?😐
apparently i fuckin loved it
Nah dw ur supposed to eat it
at this point just eat pine needles
@@dariaweekes8281 Actually I think I'll do that
I'm hella confused now cuz I usually eat it too 😭
2:05 I'm now convinced jerm bot is actually marge simpson in disguise
Reading the "In my highschool, most of the couples are related" confession made me remember that I dated one dude and found out from my mom, 7 months after we broke up, that he is my cousins nephew😀
I still say girlboss, Jeremy. A worrying amount. Ur not alone
that’s very girlboss of you
we need a marge simpson inspired makeup tutorial maybe
YES!!!
YES PLEASEEEEE
OMG PLS
This was a great idea before i relaized he'd have to paint his face yellow and wear an afro wig
“Is your uncle feeling better?”
Omg that killed me
you remind me of like five different people: like a mix of kurtis connor, timothee chalamet, rebal d, and others but i can’t think who😭😭
alsooo mikes mic
I know I shouldn't have laughed, but the fact that that one _kittygirl_ mightve saved her sister with chicken nuggets had me wheezing!!
I was not prepared for that marge simpson impression to be literally the funniest thing I have and will ever hear in my entire life. You just got yourself a new twitch follower or whatever they're called.
11:13 giving me "The Fault in Our Stars" vibes...
BRO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT FR
9:49 missed opportunity to say go piss girl 😔
I love how it always takes me an extra 10 minutes to watch his videos because I have to rewind to watch all the funny words you add
NO FR
I do the same thing! I also have to rewind because he's often so funny that I need to watch certain parts again before I continue, it happens a lot
love to know this is a universal thing, he’s too funny
SAME
THE FUNERAL PART
I thought klepto was that diet people go on for a hot minute and was really confused as to why jerm was calling it cool.
Lmaooo
Bro that's keto 😭
Sameer 🤣🤣 like I was thinking does this 11-year-old have an eating disorder to go on that diet at 11?!!
what is it then? I have no idea
@@yuricrack60 a klepto or kleptomaniac is someone who basically has a habit of stealing anywhere they go, it’s like an impulse I guess.
That story about wanting to steal from the teachers was so funny to me because my older brother used to steal from his teachers (and his siblings). One time he stole this baton the band teacher had been using for like 16 years, broke it into like 7 pieces, showed me it while laughing, then threw it away. That teacher was so pissed he even asked me about it multiple times (I think he suspected something). Another time he swore to god that he was looking thru his math teacher’s desk for shit to steal, found a *dildo* instead and got super grossed out. Those are the only two stories I’ve gotten about it tho since I hate him.
You're face is so beautiful, your giggle is so adorable and you're sense of humor kills me🤣
Your voice and overall demeanor is really different. Specifically, your voice..
im not gay anymore
@@jermbot a brother now
@@jermbot so happy for you
@@jermbot awww im so glad u recovered ! /j
a win for the bisexuals? if only
Not Jeremy calling Natalie Portman "that girl"
i was looking for this comment SHSJHS
ugh u beat me to it
No literally though BAHHDJHVFHG
Imagine if he said "that bitch"
Natalie Hershlag
Here’s my confession: I like a boy who doesn’t even like me. And I’m stupid because I like him so much that I can’t fathom living my life without him in it (sum context, we used to be really good friends but I forced my friends to tell him I liked him and he rejected in the worst way.) I can’t let go and it’s eating me up inside with new insecurities and betrayal. On a sidenote though, your videos are really good and cheer me up and let me forget my pain for a while. (Edit: no I can’t move on, the feelings have to leave on their own)
Think negative about him point out all of the bad things and try to find some one else idk i hope you get better thi
@@pichu_dog *i wish*
I am so sorry
Fake it till you make it. Like just lie to yourself that he's not worth it and like everytime you find urself swooning just slap yourself until that thought it's gone. Distract yourself. Honestly I am not truthful of my feelings at all and I'm pretty sure it's kind of making me miserable. So kudos to you for be able to express your feelings.
update: i don’t like him anymore but thanks for the advice everyone!!
I had to rewind the video bc I was laughing so hard at the Marge Simpson impression & your subsequent reaction 😭💀
You failing to say a hi in the intro is me in literally ANY social interaction a person can have and I dont even get a redo.
One time I said congratulations instead of hi if that makes you feel better
I got recommended this video and I just have to say, you are absolutely hilarious how come I haven’t discovered you sooner
ily welcome 🥺
😊 pls help me my ipad is glotchiS
BAD
@@beelieboo BYE WHAT
@@thriftieswiftie it was so bad 😭
WHAT FLAVOUR IS THE CHOOCHIEMEOWMEOW BABE I NEEDDDDD ITS SUCH A CUTE COLOUR
16:00 my grandma once hit an old lady with her car while driving my sister to the therapist
He's finally back now I can get through my mid terms without dying
😂
i read it as crying and i was like aw good for you but then i read it again and realized crying was still probably gonna be a thing here
Random but can we talk about how beautiful Jeremy's eyes are, like they're such a beautiful color
*everyone else laughing their pants off*
u:EYES
@@foxesdontbark both 🙃
I missed my friends funeral because I thought it was a joke.
To be fair the person that told me he died was the type to have that sense of humour and it was the day before his funeral over Instagram…
I laugh about it but I do feel bad.
10:51 i live in alabama and i was rlly hoping u weren’t gonna say us, nobody does that here 😭
Jeremy: call Dr. Phil or something because he’s a doctor and I’m not
The viewers: ooohhhh jeez who’s gonna tell him?
Who is Dr Phil?
@@jheelpari1 lucky you 🥱
Honestly if the brother think olive oil tastes good on popcorn that he should just be himself and eat olive oil on popcorn. I support it!
16:52 his little hehehe is so cute
I'm seriously thinking about the popcorn thing. We dip bread in olive oil and it is delicious so maybe she's on to something! Look at her starting the next big appetizer craze!
time to rewatch this like 74724935 times
This energy right here is the exact energy as the zodiac video and it is my g-fuel. I’d sponsor jerm any day.
Jermbot wanted to make a devious licks club before devious licks were even a thing
9:04
🤩go piss girl🤩
I’m also having a shitty day and this made me feel so much better 😭😭😭
12:18 this reminded of the time where I tried to convince my friend that I had a twin who switched places with me sometimes. It was so stupid and dumb I was like 7 lol 😂 pretty sure he knew I was lying despite my persistence especially when he was at my house one time and then asked “btw how is your twin sister? How about you ask her to introduce herself?”
such a mature way over dealing with the trauma dumping dude. fav influencer rn
YOU’RE ALIVE thank god
help-
@@tati9036 w i l b y
@@nathanfielderfan111 ahh yes. i have encountered a fellow dream stan
The fact that you play Genshin Impact is enough to fix my entire mood for the day
i looked up their UID and their name is homogay IM IN TEARRSSSS 💀
@@flowerfrog17 YOURE LYING WHAAAAT LMFAOOO
@@TayNoTaisho NO FR ITS homogay84 💀😭🙏
you should do a part 2 bc i've watched this video like 10 times already bc it's so entertaining and also i have a few stories too:)
8:20 ruined me cuz i did the same thing when I was 8 😭😭
jerm bot aint even stupid as he say's , he's just funny asf
Hey , do you mind telling me who the character in your profile picture is?
@@taroslatespring tbh idek sob
I was the ugly 8 year old being aggressively kissed in the bathroom no lie
Hahahhahahahhah 😂😂
You’re my favorite person(actually you’re not but I really appreciate you and your content)
I love you, thank you for helping my smile through my depression
This type of content suits your personality so welll pleease this is so good
jerm's laugh is so contagious
I feel like this guy is just high 24/7
omg I saw the title and was literally thinking 'did he copy ayydubs?' and literally the first thing he did was crediting ayydubs, honarable guyman this man is.
You’re literally my favourite person :)
Imagine if at the end there he was like “this video is sponsored by better help”
every time Jeremy mentions party city i get a rush of serotonin
I can't- I just found your channel after seeing it for like a month on my recommended and saying "oh- I'll watch them later" I kept forgetting but I finally clicked a video like 10 minutes ago- this is my second one- both the last one and this one is making me laugh so hard- thanks for the laughs! New subscriber for ya!! Hope you're well, much love!
The picture of Andy at 14:16 was so unexpected- reminded me of my cringey middle school days when I thought it was a good idea to tell my cousin that I had a boyfriend (I did not lmfao) and use that exact picture and say he was in high school AND I DIDN'T REALIZE WHY SHE KEPT SAYING BE SAFE AND DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID UNTIL JUST NOW-
ofc I knew why but I haven't seen that pic since that day and now looking at it- I'd be concerned too- lmfao I was the weirdest kid-
not jeremy saying “that girl” as if it’s not natalie portman 😭😭😭😭
They had a snack cart by the register at my elementary school. I had the knee high boots, and every time I would walk past it, I would grab a handful of fruit roll ups and stuff them in my boots and sell them to children
ok that’s smart asf
I guess he died from eating only spaghetti :/
Ik it's been 2 years... BUT YOUR LAUGH IS HALERIOUS
I'm from Brasil, and the picture of the lady that appears at 11:24 is from a never famous novel we had on TV a lot of years ago.
It doesn't change or add anything to the video, I just wanted to say cause this meme is like everywhere, it's crazy, I love it.
watching this instead of doing my homework. #girlboss
I LOVE OBLIVION!!! I've been playing the game since I was like 7 or 8 lmao. I've never fully played through the thieve's guild questline either, but my favorite thing to do in the game, all the time, and forever, has been duplicating items to get rich lol
You are the lit errol lee the only RUclipsr who ACTUALLY makes me laugh out loud. Thanks babe
This was definitely worth a years wait
The pure Bliss I felt when I got his new video notification...💆♡
Your laugh is THE best and so infectious , it’s ridiculous ♥️ I love you.
i once convinced my friend I had no pulse for a day
I can't believe these people's secrets 😧