first date vlogs are so hard to watch... ft. nickisnotgreen
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shout out to nick for sitting through this video with me!!! it was surprisingly difficult. i feel fear.
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The sugar daddy date gave me a newfound respect for sugar babies....basically her having to awkwardly go along with what he's talking about lol. I couldn't do it
for enough money i could
@@slayespa same
Sign the check and give me a script!
I’ve been on a lot of first meets as a sugar baby, men are either very awkward and I have to guide the convo OR men are overly confident and go on about random shit.
Noo but what is your profile pic??
Poly relationships with one straight man and two bisexual women always feel so predatory to me.
there’s always underlying sapphic fetishization
It's harem building while fetishizing bisexuality. It's kinda sad to see women in these types of relationships, because most of the time you can tell that she doesn't enjoy it, and that he's not actually "poly", he just wants to sleep with in as many women as he can while his girlfriend stays completely loyal to him, so he says he's "polygamous" even though most of the time the relationship started monogamously. It feels more like "consented" cheating than a legitimate relationship, and the fact that they are most often looking for "unicorns" because he sees bisexuality as a fetish performance for his enjoyment, just puts the icing on the disgusting cake.
This, OMG. Me no likey
yeah the first video was literally so creepy hbsbh
unicorn hunters
the first people not knowing the difference between polygamy and polyamory despite being in a polyamorous relationship is so fucking funny
What’s the difference 😭
@@strooli_ pretty sure polygamy is when you're a man with multiple wives, and the guy in the video isn't married
@@strooli_ I'm pretty sure one is they r all dating each other and the other type is one of the people is dating the other let's say two people but those two people aren't dating each other, soo basically a love triangle. I believe this is what it is, it's been a while since I've looked up the terms so I am unsure if it is correct or which one is which ☺️ I also hope U understand what I meant. I'm not good at explaining things sometimes 😂😬
Yes 😂😂😂
@@strooli_ I always thought polyamory means you can be in love with multiple people at the same time but without necessarily doing so (like being monoamorous without dating anybody) while polygamy is a type of relationships in which people actively decide to seek out multiple people
just realized that bonka hasnt posted since her sugar daddy vlog and its been two years.... this is the worst day of my life
I need to know that she is safe and well
She had a kid in 2021 he’s cute and his name is Ezekiel Sakani
Hope they’re both thriving
@@mothmanlol6263 WITH THE OLD GUY ??
Please do more of this! 💕
@@Larry-sg7wk 💀
her face while hes saying grace has me ROLLING
while i was editing this vid i literally sat there and replayed her reaction like 15 times i honestly really love her
@@jermbot stan bonka
@@baslewis When you click translate to English it translates to “stands in the forest”
Ive been watching jerm bot for literally like 3 years and let me just say I'm just so happy that he's a lot happier and stuff and posting again and his overall mental health just seems so much better
i love you i hope you're doing amazing omfg
Same man.
Although it feels like forever ago for some reason.
i started watching him when i was like 11 now im 14 and its scary
@@andreaalvarez47 your age scary omg
jerm bot and nick and chad chad and danny collabing this week has been everything for me
and harry james miller and gabi belle!
And don't forget Trin and Jacob. Truly a blessed time to be alive
DUDE YES
Right?? We have been truly blessed this week-
Omg yes!!! The danny and Chad Chad one 😩
I am currently in a polyamorous relationship and the fact that the first guy didn't even know that POLYGAMY=/=POLYAMORY is wild. wth. it was so painful to watch thank you for sharing this pain with us
SAME FEELS omg. the amount of times i yelled back “polyamory!” whenever the guy said polygamy jfc.
He just seemed like the kind of dude that wanted to be with multiple women but wouldn’t be down if they wanted another guy too. Like more of a “consented” cheating, while he’s the only guy they meet up with, with possible sexualization/fetishization of wlw relationships. So uncomfortable
@@bekcha4170 you are so correct. he seem to be exactly the type of guy who has a one d*ck policy on his girlfriends
Literally same
nope, i think hes right, he probably meant polyamory but that entire video gave off polygamy
i think we all need to be a little more like bonka
literally i would die for her.
I lover her honestly.
I stan
We should all be a little more bonkers
6:23 I love how even Jerm clocked that guy isn't even black. I'm black myself and that dude is just another person who wears our culture but isn't really about that life.
this. 😒
Yeah going to a predominantly black and Hispanic school in elementary and middle school(kinda in highschool but it’s a bit more diverse) it’s seen all the time with Latinos so much that it’s not even surprising to me anymore.
yess, it's super normalized that Latinos can say the n-word even tho they can't, an example is my white skin ass Latino brother 🚶♀️
💀literally…
literally if ppl have to guess your ethnicity you shouldn't be saying the n-word
Bonka laughing when he said "i like young women!" Just got me vibes like "ahahah SOMEONE HELP ME MUM COME PICK ME UP!!" Or it was just me screaming in my head. Who knows.
Fr that mf has a nineteen year old daughter and only likes girls that are around that age?? Red flags everywhere
Yeah that was really gross
this video was so fucking funny omg i have never laughed harder. this collab was everything. luv u jerm
he was fr like "yeah my son's 19" and the girl he's on a date with CANNOT be older than 25.
Ik Nickisnotgreen and Jerma BOT is amazing together
Liked so it could be 666 likes😈
He's drunk on the power he knows he holds over a young woman because he's fucking psychotic 😍
@@user-os9sd5oe4w RIGHT. every sugar daddy needs therapy, no i will not be taking any further questions 😌
The first throuple, mainly the dude tbh, really is the type of person to give polyamory a bad name. Those girls would be better off. It seems as though he was just trying to make it about sex. I mean also the fact they call it polygamy is proof enough, as they are two completely separate things. Coming from someone who is ethically polyamorous
i thought this said ethnically polyamorous💀😭
@@hana-rv6ru same lmao. i mean idk what ethically polyamorous is either but ethnically would be even more confusing
as someone who's poly the fact that he calls it polygamy had me on high alert then he had his girlfriends kiss for the camera and i knew my gut instincts were right
Its interesting that most of these "polygamous couples" are 1 dude with multiple women, but not the other way around, and none of those women are seeing other men, just him. It seems more like men trying to build harems to me.
THE COLLAB I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE IN MY LIFE AND YET IM DISCOVERING THAT THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER NEED
You've to see the other video of them on nick's channel
W pfp!
I like that Jeremy and nick aren't forcing themselves to be too active or friendly. They're just chill, which makes the funny moments genuine and enjoyable and the overall vibe comfortable.
Lol not me analyzing this for no reason, but yeah, Awesome video
We stan analystic comments 👏
I kinda felt that too! They seem to be comfortable with each other but not like best friends, which is much nicer than how it would be if they pretended to be besties
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why is nobody talking about the dude saying the n word 😭 this is a serious problem within the non black latino community
eh
@@itsdrea2353 wdym eh 😐
ive been scrolling to see if anyone else noticed this as well😕
@@past8home meaning we don't know if he's black or not, all he said was he's latino. latino is an ethnicity not a race
@@YanAsims …you can tell if someone is black 😨 race is phenotype, not genetics. meaning if you LOOK black, you ARE black, doesn’t matter if you’re 50% black or 25% black, shit my dad is black but i’m white passing because of my middle eastern mother, making me a racially white woman, so no he’s not black
also the fact that the first couple say polygamy instead of polyamory is kind of weird to me? im poly and, never met a person who was legitimately poly who called it polygamy. it feels like theyre using it as a gimmick for views instead of a genuine relationship thing?
i wanted to talk about this too but i forgot LOL literally none of my poly friends have ever called it “””polygamy”””
i think its less a gimmick for views and more a man trying to build a harem. he has no idea what hes talking about because hes just doing it to have multiple girlfriends he can sleep with whenever he wants while those girlfriends are only allowed to sleep with him.
"i'm actually a model in my head" Me too girl, ME TOO.
Your collabs with nick are honestly so iconic
I don't care what I accomplish in life, my biggest flex will forever and always be, "jerm bot hearted my comment once." 😩👍
no but the last girl literally had such good vibes. i would lay down my life for her (and i will)
Omggg that’s me lol y’all subscribe I have more videos to come!
QUEENNNNN
im glad ur okay i saw that u havent posted in two years and it made me nervous
@@jermbot I had a baby and took a break from the Internet but honestly your video made me want to Vlog more !!
omg congratulations!!! you really should ur so funny
I subscribed, cant wait for new content when u r ready to post againn
I think it being called "our first date as a polygamous couple" says a lot because I went to the channel and as far as I can tell he wasn't married to either woman at the time of filming ? he calls them both his girlfriends, in which case its just polyamorous ? it really betrays he has no idea what he's doing or talking about. commenting as someone in a long term relationship with a poly partner lol
“Today we have our very special guest Nick is not green”
“Or is he?”
Hands down the best BEST joke I’ve EVER heard. It’s amazing, coming from a comedian(obviously:)
It was better when I didn't know these videos existed. But damn it, you two can make anything funny and worth watching. 😎
i think jermbot is one of the funniest people i even watch through the sponsorships
Just a remainder: having a catheter bag is okay!! Many young people use them too for different reasons that make it hard for them to use the bathroom like you & me.
And colostomy bags too! Whatever makes your quality of life better. Thank you for pointing this out
@@anahand4137 colostomy bags, use wheelchairs, tracheostomies, gastrostomies, insulin pumps, diapers, oxygen tubes, ect.!! Anything and everything you need to make your quality of life better is amazing and there's no need to be ashamed of it 💖
100%!! Let's not make fun of people for using devices that make their life much easier and enjoyable :)
@@tanie3543 yesss it's honestly tiring at his point, just like it's not cool to bully someone for their sexual orientation, it's also not cool to make fun of disabilities!!
Found the person with a catheter bag. I can smell the insecurity in your comment. Not everything’s a personal attack on you
“I’m actually a model in my head” FUCKING KILLED ME I CANT IM SOBBING THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD 😭😭
tw: shane dawson jumpscare at 7:29
Bonka is literally one of the funniest people on RUclips I was literally in tears watching 😭 I hope she uploads soon
No because I love this collab 😂 and the way he said “I’m trying to get them drunk so after…” like… OH. It’s always the youtubers that say the n word and awkward things that just don’t cut anything out… like we don’t need to see you drive silently for 7 hours
ok we can bully the dude all we want but don’t attack my girl bonka-
i'll never get sick of watching them together!! edit: i dont think i've had this many likes on a comment before, thanks hehe
Yay!! I loved the last collabs you both did so much, im glad yall did this again 💖 love you both, thanks for taking the time to entertain us!
the first guy made me want to vomit.. he's giving me the ICK. those women actually seem nice i hope they got out of that safely. He seems like a major weirdo and that's only from a video HE edited himself to make him look cool. He left in clips saying he wants to get them drunk.... your Honor.
i JUST found you like 2 days ago, and binged all your content, and NOW YOU'VE COME OUT WITH A VIDEO WITH ONE OF MY FAV RUclipsRS?! my god this is wonderful!!
binging jermbot videos for the first time is a wonderful experience i'm jealous of you!!
both you and nick look so confused while watching these clips, but your reaction is just a little mixed in with a look of absolute fear 💀
As a polyamorous person the first one pains me on such a personal level
my two favorite people!! y’all’s energy together is just- *chefs kiss*
This video was so funny it made me wheeze and repeat those parts, just to wheeze again. Most importantly, I’m so proud that you look healthier in a lot of ways, and going at your own pace. I wish you lots of happiness and a good day/evening
You two honestly just make me feel safe and that not all men in this world are trash❤️
3:40 wait a damn minute did this man say the n word I- edit: GIRLIES HE SAID IT AGAIN I-
LITERALLY DUG THROUGH THE COMMENTS MAKING SURE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT-
man’s got real comfy 😒
THANK GOD THIS DUO IS BACK IVE NEVER CLICKED A NOTIF SO FAST
10:44 the "she's trying to look like him" i cried
Ahhhhhhhhhh this video, this colab. Just such funny genuine people and i will watch every second
I wish this video was longer I wanna watch more of awkward first dates
I CHOKED ON MY APPLE SLICES WATCHING THIS BC IT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVE UR GUYS DYNAMIC
i will never tire of jerm bot and nicks humor its so special to watch
i wanted this video to be an hour long, you and nick are so entertaining together!
I love your vids Jeremy!! You seem a lot happier now and I'm enjoying these collabs! Hope you keep doing them 🥳
its really the way that i really think that only you (+nick) could make this comfortable to sit through like im getting secondhand embarrassment from these people so hard but yall make it funny 😭😭 thank u
edit to say i think im in love with bonka also
IM SO HAPPY YALL COLLABED YOU GUYS ARE EVEN MORE FUNNY TOGETHER SO SWEET
Took a break from the internet for a few days... was having kind of a rough time... came back and you have no idea how excited I was for this video to pop up in my feed. I look forward to every upload since discovering this channel!
I like how chill but low key chaotic this video is. It feel really authentic!
I’m always so happy when I get a notification from you
omg a collab with Chad Chad and Danny AND one with Nick and jerm in the same week ?! I'm thriving rn
I REQUIRE you both to make many many videos together ❤️
I CAN'T BELIEVE U POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE DAY
happy birthday!
I desperately need an outtakes video and a part 2. This was amazing
5:21
i thought my phone was ringing and got up to look for it 😭
the second time i was prepared tho
I fucking love both of these beautiful men. Thats all, thank you.
THE BUS WAS LATE IS SENDING ME TO THE FUCCIN MOON
that second video felt like a fever dream, an out of body experience
Ynow the zodiac vid? I can recite that whole video, word for word, the pauses, the voice sound effects, everything
the iconic duo nick & jerm
This video had me SCREAMING😭 omfg when that old man joked about liking younger women (like DUH) their reaction had me on the FLOOR
los amo platonicamente a ambos
THE COLLAB WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR
the special special guest slayed we did not expect this
not the rachel dolezal photo lmao im dead. my whole thing about the "we cant assume someones race," ( which i know was a joke but people genuinely say that), is that if we cant visibly tell that you are black, i dont think you should say it. Im biracial and can pass for white if my hair is straightened, I wouldn't use that word because I feel its wrong as i am not visibly black.
Not the collab we deserved but the collab we needed🙏
two legends in the same video omg, is this a crossover episode?
YAYYY i love u both legit sm but like i need
another collab rn y’all r my favs 💳💳💳💳
6:13 THE WAY I SNAPPED MY HEAD TO LOOK AT MY PHONE OMG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
I liked the “or is he” joke
3:24-3:34 the best part of the video I’m crying
She really dissected that bread roll
like a highschooler in biology
gotta say, I have covid and nothing has made me laugh more in 7 days of crap than this. So happy to see jerm collab with nick omg
CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY THAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED BRO
When i first read the title, I thought you were going on a date with nick 😭
Her saying “I’m actually a model in my head” iconic
6:12 if you're a broke WHAT??
NUAR BC WHY DOES THE GUY IN THE POLY COUPLE LOOK HIGH OUT OF HIS MIND AT 3:47 LMAO
I’m just imagining what you typed in on your search bar to find the video of the sugar daddy /baby date, it’s too good.
BRO ONE LOOK AT THE THUMB NAIL AND I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD😭❤️
YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE RUclipsR FOR 3 YEARS AND I JUST LEARNED YOU ARE BACK AAAAAA IM SO HAPPY I HOPE YOU ARE DOING GOOD :DDD
i am not religious but i do wake up everyday and thank god for making me both aromantic and not a vlogger
First guy looks like the guy who sang, “you was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you”
My guy at the beginning has no idea what the actual practice of polygamy. Polyamory is multiple people in a loving relationship all with each other. Polygamy is a male centered practice where one man has power over all his partners. Polygamy can be extremely harmful and abusive, and young girls are often exploited in this practice.
With love,
Someone who was raised Mormon in Utah surrounded by FLDS groups
i keep comin back to this
The fact that your cat is sitting by your mic is so cute
I think the most shocking part was when I found out O’Charley’s was supposed to be an Irish Themed restaurant
"I want his uber there to be a fucking ambulance" IM WHEEZING PLEASE
everytime she looks in the camera i LOSE it
the stars aligned they collabed again guys
First danny and Chad Chad and now this I swear to God everybody’s collabing and I love it
I’m living for the Jeremy and nick collabs
Jerm bot is now famous. Not only is he collabing with thee nick is not green BUT my friend discovered him from the "memes I wish I could tag my cat in" Twitter. PEAK FAME.
Oh my godddd, danny and chad chad, jermbot and nick? Ehats going on i love it
Incredible content thank you jerm bot and nickisnotgreen :)