i love that people are sad that their zodiac sign was short lmao... i’m sorry i didn’t bully you enough??? should i apologize for that??? no but this was based on my personal interactions with ur signs so if yours is kinda short it’s probably because i haven’t met a lot of y’all.... ur so rare ur not like other girls
Michaela Murillo Same. I love how honest he is (btw I’m a Gemini) and like, he hits the spot with me and my friends! I’m just like, “that’s sooooo Karen! Clarence omg u 💯” or “that’s soooo meeeee”
as a cancer I want you to know I took everything you said personally and I’m currently crying in the dark corner of my room (but seriously dude you were spot on and couldn’t have been more accurate)
Yeah so full of it. Imagine using a fan in summer. And still behaving like king of the world. As a fithy rich Sagittarian. I would never know how it feels. Like the sense of entitlement. Where is ur aircond sis? Ahahahahhahahahaha
He mention it in the start WHY ARE PEOPLE SO S***** Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point out? (I’m joking no offense) (I’m joking 🙃
I'm a taurus and I can relate SO MUCH. My therapy sessions are basically the same topic over and over and over and over and that's why I couldnt stand MYSELF any longer and ghosted my therapist 😥
yeah, quitting therapy was a great call. bettering your self is overrated anyway, it's so much easier to ignore your problems, instead of confronting them, and improving your mental health. your therapy sessions were basically the same topic over and over again because that's what you chose to talk about it. you could have talked about something else at any time. you chose to fail.
@@3-meo-2-oxo-pceUs tauruses are very set in our ways and routines, hence why the theraphy sessions had the same topics showing up over and over. It's not easy to break out of our routines and be spontaneous, since it means going out of our comfort zones. And we have a hard time being the center of attention and can feel uncomfortable talking about ourself, especially when it's the same topics over and over, makes you worry about boring people. Especially if one is an empath and a taurus like myself. Have some understanding and humility towards that, not all people naturally confront a problem head on. Don't call out the person for being a failure, that's uncalled for and not helping. For a taurus, growth can be made just by making choices that are outside of our daily routine. It can start small, choosing a new meal to make that you haven't done before or in a while, wearing something you usually don't wear, go to an after work, take a new route home and it can go from that to trying out new activities, be a part of new communities, take on new tasks, change job, move, put yourself out there etc. In the End, self-improvement can only be made by oneself and a therapist is not for everybody. There are all kinds of forms of therapy for that matter, running, yoga, mindfulness, connecting with your higher self, lucid dreaming and meditation can all be forms of therapy and hold keys for self-imrovement.
As a Capricorn, my friends have seen only 3 of my emotions, happy all the time, sad twice, and angry like 5 times. I have told my friends sometimes very depressing about myself with a smile on my face and brushing it off. What's sadder is that they act like nothing happened. I mean, that is what I want, but like damn.
If you act like nothing happened then.. you can't expect others to feel offended/upset for you. Just express how you feel so that people can understand and support you accordingly.
@@random_meta I mean I know, and I also want them to brush it off, but it's so hard to express my feelings properly. I've been suppressing it for so long that even if I want to cry, I can only squeeze a few tears out.
I am a cancer that gets bullied alot and i could not give any fucks about what they say but when it is a person that is really close to me i get insanely emotional
@@hopebrownlee8031 Everything.... Everything we can use against you, 5 years later you ask us to pick you up or you might get hurt, we will decline cause of that 5 dollar bill you borrowed and never gave back.
Sometimes you have a flashback form 10 years ago when your best friend did a bad things and you're like "OH DID YOU REMEMBER WHEN..." In front of everyone
@@Anna_Tang lol , nobody cares if you were relieved and proud , this video was supposed to roast all signs and that’s all I meant. Leos can go elsewhere and checkout videos praising them 😂
As a scorpio, thank you for stating quite bluntly that I'm a short-tempered psycho, everyone I know aside from a select few are always like "Omg you're so nice" like bitch nooo
Two of my best friends are Scorpios and my boyfriend is also a Scorpio… and yeah y’all are the biggest assholes ever… but I’m a Gemini so I kinda love it 😭❤️
If that’s what you want, it’s what you will get :) THERES NO WAY THAT SOCIETY BE THINKING VIRGOS ARE SO GOOD, LIKE BRO VIRGOS WILL LITERALLY THROW AWAY A DAMN TABLE OVER ONE DECILLION ONE NONILLION ONE OCTILLION ONE SEPTILLION ONE SEXTILLION ONE QUINTILLION ONE QUADRILLION ONE TRILLION ONE BILLION ONE MILLION HUNDRED THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE NANOMETERS OF A PLANK (the smallest thing in the universe) PLUS THEY LEGIT BE GOING LIKE “ERMMMMM YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEING DOING THAT YOU HAVE TO BE ONE ATOM TO YOUR RIGHT” :nerdface: AND THEY LOOKING AT YOUR CLOTHES UP AND DOWN WITH SHAME AND DISGUST ONLY TO THINK THAT ITS BAD WHEN REALLY WHAT VIRGOS ACTUALLY SEE IS ONE SIZE LARGER, LIKE IF THEY WANNA BE PICKY SO MUCH THEY SHOULD STUDY IN THE MICROSCOPIC LAB OR BE A MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM TO TAKE OUT ALL THE MICROORGANISMS SO THEY WOULD STOP BEING NITPICKY LIKE HOLY MOLY LEGIT JUST SAYS IN THEIR BIO “I AM A NITPICKY MF THAT NOBODY LIKESSS” Thank you for letting me roast Virgos, feel free to give me a like if you want :D, also don’t take anything too seriously here, I’m talking about like 50% of Virgos in the world, the other half is good
squishy minju BRUH OMG I HATE RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS BC I FEEL LIKE THEY’RE LYING TO ME & IDEK Y BUT I JUST TAKE FOREVER TO TEXT PPL BACK & THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME & I FEEL BAD BUT LIKE GO TEXT SOMEONE ELSE I’M SORRY😭
@Leslie no because im so selfish but im such a people pleaser and i actually hate myself and want to cry everyday it sounds like im trying to one up you im srry ok bUT NOW I SOUND LIKE IMM TRYING TO BE ALL DEPRESSED SHT AJSMOHNFTIAWEOTUBGAQENT
i'm a sagittarius and i don't get along at ALL with virgos like i think i'm the least compatible with virgos personally haha but for you i hope everything at home is okay 😆
I do NOT im Pices ♓ and im a tuff gurl. I think.. YEAH cuz I dont cry during movies soooo yeaaaa im really heartless too but im nice to peeps on the internet so yeah ur welcome for this "long" reply oki bai now
You see, here’s the thing. I am a Pisces. I will not deny that I am manipulative. It’s normally not malicious, but still manipulative. I don’t cry unless it’s something serious. The only exception is when I’m frustrated(yeah, it’s weird) or just getting absolutely screamed at by someone I care about.
as a capricorn, i’m disappointed while also flattered that the things you don’t like about us is rather. well. incredibly short. moving on, if anyone wants to learn more about capricorns or just zodiacs in general, i suggest looking into what tarot cards represent each sign. the devil tarot card represents capricorns, to point out. no, we aren’t actual devils; it symbolizes that capricorn’s minds are their own personalized hell. i thought it was pretty funny.
OMG when I was in 1st grade I had a ring that has a black square and a girl literally called me a witch for having it... But I wasn't mad because I soon realized she liked the ring and was planning to steal it LMAO
It's because it's a fuckin trend... all these PREFERENCES are now sexualities and you MUST tell everyone and put it in your bio because you're "SpEcIaL" and "DiFfErEnT". The internet ruined human kind!
I personally don’t believe that your birthday says anything about your personality so I can’t speak for all Pisces but I can for me and I am an escapist and I really don’t know how to deal with my emotions.
It's funny because I'm a Cancer, I was born on July 13th, and you just described me. That's super weird but funny at the same time. I loved this video, thank you!
Capricorns are 1000% screaming internally inside and planning and replanning what we’re going to say next. I literally CANNOT say something dumb in front of people, I will sit in a group in complete silence before I make a fool of myself 😂
im a capricorn. im sensitive...i cry about everything. what.. and i dont know what to do when someone is crying... but in the new zodiac chart im a sagittarius so like um..
Time stamps lol: Aries- 0:34 Taurus- 1:00 Gemini- 2:01 Cancer- 2:40 Leo- 3:11 Libra- 3:58 Scorpio- 4:20 Sagittarius- 4:52 Capricorn- 5:24 Aquarius- 5:48 Virgo- 6:21 Pisces- 6:36 Tell me if I made any mistakes x
as a sagittarius may i just say that i do remember the dates which people hurt me off by heart, ranging all the way back from two years. It's a bit scary that i can't remember any dates in history but i can remember every detail of these days 😅😅😅
As a fellow member of the Capricorn community myself, we don’t try to hide our emotions. We just do it lol And then we get told to smile more like bitch- no
As an Aries, I really took this advice to heart, and I can just say that my live has improved so much!! Now instead of beating ppl up immediately, I wait until it hurts the most!! 😁
“Cancers are so sensitive” Me : *eyes watering* we’re not Edit : wooow lots of comments and likes thanks x Second edit: 1.7k likes this is crazy 😂 Third edit: 2.2k wow 😂
@@motivationtoescapethematrix and exo-l, aghase, carat, reveluv, monbebe, shawol and slowly becoming a MeU, sone, and a UAENA, and ONCE. God i really need to change my profile lmao
Artificial Idiot NO YOU ME BROKE INTO TEARS. I HAVNT READ A LOVE LETTER THAT WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE, HEART MELTING THAN THIS! I -jxhsyfkgkgogi Sending love.
i love that people are sad that their zodiac sign was short lmao... i’m sorry i didn’t bully you enough??? should i apologize for that??? no but this was based on my personal interactions with ur signs so if yours is kinda short it’s probably because i haven’t met a lot of y’all.... ur so rare ur not like other girls
*cries*
I'm a libra, pls bully me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was the 69th like
How could you do this tO mEe
jerm bot when’s your birthdayyyy mine’s August 5th skks
I came here to be attacked and honestly I'm having so much fun rn
Michaela Murillo Same. I love how honest he is (btw I’m a Gemini) and like, he hits the spot with me and my friends! I’m just like, “that’s sooooo Karen! Clarence omg u 💯” or “that’s soooo meeeee”
owochuu/uwulily same!!! (I’m a Gemini tooo)
Michaela Murillo // DUDE I KNOW! I thought this would actually be a damn well hurting video but instead this is just funny shit
Same
I swear I see you everywhere
I figured it out, he’s the Tim Burton version of Timothy Chalamet
The accuracy omg...
Yes
When I tell you that I snorted
He also kind of looks like troye sivan
and here i am thinking he is some mix of mr. bean and timothy chalamet
“Aries... stop talking”
Listen, I’m trying...
Lol I'm an aries and I HATE talking to ppl
Dont worry brothers we are hulk smash and we hulk smash world
Hey sista,
But what some people don't understand is not all Aries are the same because me I'm like really quiet
WHERE’S ALL MY ARIES SIBLINGS?!
as a cancer I want you to know I took everything you said personally and I’m currently crying in the dark corner of my room (but seriously dude you were spot on and couldn’t have been more accurate)
🤣 Im cancer too (don’t take things personally, like EVER but understand why you did 😂) love you lmao
Soo truee
As soon as he said cancer I got scared bc I was hoping it wouldn't offend me 😭😭
@@julialumasu same😭
He wrote: cancer?? More like *stop crying*...
I mean why we got this reputation?? I never cry
when he aid "next is leo, im a leo" everything instantly made sense
me too, me too, like it just clicked and i was like "everything makes sense now."
frrrrr i related sm 😭
Yeah so full of it. Imagine using a fan in summer. And still behaving like king of the world. As a fithy rich Sagittarian. I would never know how it feels. Like the sense of entitlement. Where is ur aircond sis? Ahahahahhahahahaha
He mention it in the start WHY ARE PEOPLE SO S*****
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point out?
(I’m joking no offense)
(I’m joking 🙃
Same broo
*Alternate Title:* Timothy Chalamet explains why he hates everyone equally
Exactly!!!!!😂😂😂😂
honestly, sort of looks like him
I think a mix of Timothy and Troye Sivan.
Ikr, my mind goes to timmy tim whenever I see him
@@ansruta8629 if timothee chalamet and troye Sivan had a child
He looks like if timothee and Troye had a baby
Sara s YES!!
OMFG YESH
Have no idea who those are but imo he looks like a mix of Michael Jackson Adam driver and someone else I can't figure out
FACTS
yeah riiiight😂❤
I'm a taurus and I can relate SO MUCH. My therapy sessions are basically the same topic over and over and over and over and that's why I couldnt stand MYSELF any longer and ghosted my therapist 😥
Literally same 😭
yeah, quitting therapy was a great call. bettering your self is overrated anyway, it's so much easier to ignore your problems, instead of confronting them, and improving your mental health.
your therapy sessions were basically the same topic over and over again because that's what you chose to talk about it. you could have talked about something else at any time. you chose to fail.
@@3-meo-2-oxo-pceUs tauruses are very set in our ways and routines, hence why the theraphy sessions had the same topics showing up over and over. It's not easy to break out of our routines and be spontaneous, since it means going out of our comfort zones. And we have a hard time being the center of attention and can feel uncomfortable talking about ourself, especially when it's the same topics over and over, makes you worry about boring people. Especially if one is an empath and a taurus like myself. Have some understanding and humility towards that, not all people naturally confront a problem head on. Don't call out the person for being a failure, that's uncalled for and not helping. For a taurus, growth can be made just by making choices that are outside of our daily routine. It can start small, choosing a new meal to make that you haven't done before or in a while, wearing something you usually don't wear, go to an after work, take a new route home and it can go from that to trying out new activities, be a part of new communities, take on new tasks, change job, move, put yourself out there etc. In the End, self-improvement can only be made by oneself and a therapist is not for everybody. There are all kinds of forms of therapy for that matter, running, yoga, mindfulness, connecting with your higher self, lucid dreaming and meditation can all be forms of therapy and hold keys for self-imrovement.
I love how he’s a Leo and Leo’s are known for sharing their opinion and feelings when nobody asked…and look what he’s doing 😂 I feel that
@Grace Olusegun Year 08 so you believe in pseudo science of astrology?
dont expose us like that, chile💀
I’m sure a lot of people wanted this video actually tbh
I’m a saggitarius
LOL IM A LEO I RELATE
my new favourite video on the internet
omg Eleanor I love u fancy seeing u here
Omg I fucking love you Eleanor ❤️❤️😩😩
sameee
heyy y eleanor love ur vids
ELEANORRRR
0:33 - aries
0:57 - taurus
2:00 - gemini
2:39 - cancer
3:09 - leo
3:55 - libra
4:17 - scorpio
4:51 - sagittarius
5:22 - capricorn
5:47 - aquarius
6:21 - virgo
6:32 - pisces
i love you omg
Thank you so much
God bless you
Ur a god
Tysm I was looking for one of these
As a Capricorn, my friends have seen only 3 of my emotions, happy all the time, sad twice, and angry like 5 times. I have told my friends sometimes very depressing about myself with a smile on my face and brushing it off. What's sadder is that they act like nothing happened. I mean, that is what I want, but like damn.
As a fellow capricorn i'm surprised how completely similar the situation is duh
Yes this all happens within a day as a fellow Capricorn
Im a cancer but I can also relate to an extent. ppl who Im not close with can never read me lol but the closer ones know how much of a mess I truly am
If you act like nothing happened then.. you can't expect others to feel offended/upset for you. Just express how you feel so that people can understand and support you accordingly.
@@random_meta I mean I know, and I also want them to brush it off, but it's so hard to express my feelings properly. I've been suppressing it for so long that even if I want to cry, I can only squeeze a few tears out.
“Cancers take everything personally”
“ NO I DONT” *offended crab noises*
Awww crab noises
lol
THANK U I AM SO OFFENDED
I am a cancer that gets bullied alot and i could not give any fucks about what they say but when it is a person that is really close to me i get insanely emotional
LMAO EXAACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
"Today, I'm going to be bullying you... based on when you were born."
I subscribed in about 10 seconds.
That is exactly what I did
Edit: six likes I am sHoOkEtH
Sophie Bailey sammeee😂
Same
Sammeeer lmaoo
Sophie Bailey OMGGGG YESSS I WAS LIKE HIS MY WHOLEEEE MOOOD!!! 😂😂😂
him: Tauruses are stubborn.
Me, a taurus: No, I'm not.
Basically Taurus: Eh.. No, What are you talking about? Not me... Wrong bish
I do that all that time
Yes you are. But you'll not aCePt it.
Same-
im stubborn tbh and I low-key hate it but its so hard to stop
I'm a scorpio and when you started talking about my sign I cracked up bc everything you said is true 🖐🏾💀
Same 😂
"Sagittarius remember EVERYTHING*
Correction, they remember what they can use against you.
.....yeah, everything. We can use anything against you. ANYTHING. :) teehee
@@hopebrownlee8031 Everything....
Everything we can use against you, 5 years later you ask us to pick you up or you might get hurt, we will decline cause of that 5 dollar bill you borrowed and never gave back.
Sometimes you have a flashback form 10 years ago when your best friend did a bad things and you're like "OH DID YOU REMEMBER WHEN..." In front of everyone
can confirm
Umm true😂😂, I do that exactly🤣🤣
He's roasting everyone here on earth including himself. No one is exempted
His a Leo
Di mo sure? Huh? Huhtdog! aral ka muna english bata
No one is safe
AkoSiLance Shut up Man
HadiDoes Gaming why do you care?last time i remember you were not the person i was talking to.
Talking about leos, he didn’t “bully” them . He pretty much boasted about them . He is a typical Leo
Wut-
and me as a leo was relieved and proud of him
as he should
Why y’all so self absorbed?
Who am I to talk I’m a Pisces with an Aries moon and Aries rising
@@Anna_Tang lol , nobody cares if you were relieved and proud , this video was supposed to roast all signs and that’s all I meant. Leos can go elsewhere and checkout videos praising them 😂
As an Aquarius, I take what you said about me as a compliment.
Aquarius is unapologetically weird lol. We know we're weird and we're proud of that 😆
@@trangcao2728 Indeed.
@@trangcao2728 Truth 👏👏
Trueeee
@@trangcao2728 point finale.
“No matter what I say cancers will take it personally”
Me: *taking it personally and feeling attacked* “We do not” *continues to cry*
I feel u rn
Em that comment OFFENDED ME I bet you hate me now *C O N TI N U O U S S C R E E C H*
Vivian Hernandez ME
This gives me *_cancer_*
*hug*
Aries 0:33
Taurus 0:59
Gemini: 2:01
Cancer 2:40
Leo 3:11
Libra 3:59
Scorpios 4:20
Sagittarius 4:53
Capricorns 5:24
Aquarius 5:49
Virgo 6:21
Pisces 6:36
Edit: Thanks for the likes omg- Not expected
I'm a cancer btw ;)
Omfg THANK YOU
Omg thank you
i was loooking for this comment🥺💗 tyyy
You're a really good person
I will give you my firstborn child
The one dislike is Beyoncé
and zendaya
She didn’t get her beet
skskbdjsksks lmao
Or all those people who are well aware astrology is bullshit and not a science.
Ellie Hesford r u ok
As a scorpio, thank you for stating quite bluntly that I'm a short-tempered psycho, everyone I know aside from a select few are always like "Omg you're so nice" like bitch nooo
Two of my best friends are Scorpios and my boyfriend is also a Scorpio… and yeah y’all are the biggest assholes ever… but I’m a Gemini so I kinda love it 😭❤️
“Tauruses are stubborn”
Me, a taurus: no i’m not wtf
lmaoo i love this comment
I love this comment because your saying you’re not stubborn but proving you’re stubborn by saying that 😂😂 lmaooo
Mhm
Faith P I'm Taurus and I'm hella stubborn
Literally me
0:33 Aries
0:59 Taurus
2:01 Gemini
2:40 cancer
3:09 Leo
3:58 libra
4:19 Scorpio
4:52 Sagittarius
5:24 Capricorn
5:49 Aquarius
6:21 Virgo
6:35 Pisces
YOU’RE WELCOME 😇
Thanks sis
Thank youuuu
May god bless your soul for eternity
Anika Bailey bless you
THANK YOU
when he started talking, i assumed he is a leo AND THEN HE REALLY IS A LEO
月Lua Natsuki he seems v loud, a confident aura, bold.
Me as a leo😭
I’m a Leo and I relate to what he said on a personal level 😌
yesss
MOOOD
TIMESTAMPS
Aries - 0:33
Taurus - 0:58
Gemini - 2:00
Cancer - 2:39
Leo - 3:10
Libra - 3:57
Scorpio - 4:18
Sagittarius - 4:51
Capricorn - 5:23
Aquarius - 5:58
Virgo - 6:21
Pisces - 6:35
“Pisces, stop crying”
Me, a Pisces, who LITERALLY just got done crying a few minutes ago: 👁👄👁
Me asfff😭
wait same i cried a few minutes ago before watching the vid
I’m the opposite, I wish I was like the normal Pisces stereotype because I don’t cry over anything. I tell myself that crying is a big no no.
@@lanuthecanoe yeah I tell myself not to cry but if i do I'll cry even more what the heck is wrong with me
I _likefood Exactly, and it’s not like I get sad often either.
”No matter what I say, cancers are gonna take this personally”
Me being cancer: that’s so rude.
SAME AHGBDH THEN I REALIZED THAT I JUST TOOK IT PERSONALLY
Bruh im a cancer and i dont take anything personally lol
@@hackedusername9451 same
@@hackedusername9451 u sure youre a cancer then?
@@carmencitad2871 Yeah i was born July 5. I dont take 90% things personal
As an aries, when he said "shut up."
something inside me is boiling up.
oh well, that rhymed.
A: Amazing people
R: Really funny
I: Influential
E: Enjoyable
S: Sweet
i just felt bad like okay sorry bestie i upset you so much even though i’m better than you
Ideed
@@princerogue2625 bro wh
As a Virgo through and through, I'm more offended that you didn't bully me more. Thats not fair.
Why'd Taurus get a whole segment?
Bully me more!!!
If that’s what you want, it’s what you will get :)
THERES NO WAY THAT SOCIETY BE THINKING VIRGOS ARE SO GOOD, LIKE BRO VIRGOS WILL LITERALLY THROW AWAY A DAMN TABLE OVER ONE DECILLION ONE NONILLION ONE OCTILLION ONE SEPTILLION ONE SEXTILLION ONE QUINTILLION ONE QUADRILLION ONE TRILLION ONE BILLION ONE MILLION HUNDRED THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE NANOMETERS OF A PLANK (the smallest thing in the universe) PLUS THEY LEGIT BE GOING LIKE “ERMMMMM YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEING DOING THAT YOU HAVE TO BE ONE ATOM TO YOUR RIGHT” :nerdface: AND THEY LOOKING AT YOUR CLOTHES UP AND DOWN WITH SHAME AND DISGUST ONLY TO THINK THAT ITS BAD WHEN REALLY WHAT VIRGOS ACTUALLY SEE IS ONE SIZE LARGER, LIKE IF THEY WANNA BE PICKY SO MUCH THEY SHOULD STUDY IN THE MICROSCOPIC LAB OR BE A MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM TO TAKE OUT ALL THE MICROORGANISMS SO THEY WOULD STOP BEING NITPICKY LIKE HOLY MOLY LEGIT JUST SAYS IN THEIR BIO “I AM A NITPICKY MF THAT NOBODY LIKESSS”
Thank you for letting me roast Virgos, feel free to give me a like if you want :D, also don’t take anything too seriously here, I’m talking about like 50% of Virgos in the world, the other half is good
“Pisces stop crying. Pisces cry over everything”
Me: laughs in anger issues
same😤😤
Lmao your pfp fits you perfectly then 😂😂
That actually applies to me and I'm a Pisces
I never cry, unless in pain or anger.
Oh my god...So QuIrKy
"pisces, stop crying"
*trust me, i'm TRYING*
update: still crying🥳
emma charlotte
oh u mean my husband who’s not rly my husband bc he doesn’t even kno I exist😌
EVERYTIME I COMPLIMENT PISCES THEY START CRYING OR FEEL ATTACKED FR WHATS WRONG WITH Y'ALL AND STOP IGNORING OTHERS MESSAGES
squishy minju BRUH OMG I HATE RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS BC I FEEL LIKE THEY’RE LYING TO ME & IDEK Y BUT I JUST TAKE FOREVER TO TEXT PPL BACK & THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME & I FEEL BAD BUT LIKE GO TEXT SOMEONE ELSE I’M SORRY😭
@@veronicadaze same virgo do the same but virgos stay quiet and pisces go like "OmG WhAt dID YoU jUSt sAy GEt OuT"
“Pisces cry over EVERYTHING”
*me* : thats, so true..
*me* : _cries_
Same *cries*
**cries**
*cries* omg pisces buddies !!!!
*Cries*
kc *cries*
him: virgo's are selfish
me: HOW DARE- actually, you got a point we are selfish, SO WHAT!!!!! Its just proof I love myself 😌
@Leslie awww don’t worry about that hun, just live life to its fullest 😉
@Leslie no because im so selfish but im such a people pleaser and i actually hate myself and want to cry everyday it sounds like im trying to one up you im srry ok bUT NOW I SOUND LIKE IMM TRYING TO BE ALL DEPRESSED SHT AJSMOHNFTIAWEOTUBGAQENT
@Leslie THANKS I-
My Mom: Sagittarius
My Dad: Sagittarius
My Sister 1: Sagittarius
My Sister 2: Sagittarius
Me: An overwhelmed Virgo 🙂
Haha how life then??
i'm a sagittarius and i don't get along at ALL with virgos like i think i'm the least compatible with virgos personally haha but for you i hope everything at home is okay 😆
@@nuclearbananas3 I’m a Gemini and I LOVE Virgos, even tho we’re stereotyped as pretty much hating each other :|
You good bruh?
are u still alive?
him: pisces cry over *EVERYTHING.*
me: *cries*
qtie yeah, I fucking cry the crap out of myself now
I do NOT im Pices ♓ and im a tuff gurl. I think.. YEAH cuz I dont cry during movies soooo yeaaaa im really heartless too but im nice to peeps on the internet so yeah ur welcome for this "long" reply oki bai now
You see, here’s the thing. I am a Pisces. I will not deny that I am manipulative. It’s normally not malicious, but still manipulative. I don’t cry unless it’s something serious. The only exception is when I’m frustrated(yeah, it’s weird) or just getting absolutely screamed at by someone I care about.
@@myladymj8804r/notlikeothergirls
Lmao same
*girl reading milk and honey does not make you special*
I only read it bc I love poetry and the amazing lady who wrote it and of course the messages
i'm aquarius and i literally can't relate to my sign at all but i once was the quirky "not like other girls" girl.
in elementary.
Idk I thought it was a soap 😂 am an aqua and I literally only follow the trends
bitch I'm special the moment I say that I am ;)
Different*
"I never met a Sagittarius that doesn't love talking sh-t"
Me being a Sagittarius: That is correct. We do like talking sh-t behind peoples backs.
“virgos are selfish”
*me laughs in greed*
lia nelms ...I thought I commented this but then I realized I’m a Gemini-
big facts and I am one
Omg its true 😢 i am the narzistic selfish one of my family
Ha! You think we’re selfish? I hate myself so much dude you don’t even know!
this is a selfish Virgo bonding moment
Virgos are “selfish” and a “sociopath”
Me, a Virgo- *aLrIgHtY tHeN*
I kNoW rIgHt
wE goT tHe shOrTEst rEvIew 😔
Ren Akechi yeah, I get the feeling a Virgo really did him wrong in the past
his ex is probably a virgo
Or maybe he didn't hate virgo that much 😅
as a capricorn, i’m disappointed while also flattered that the things you don’t like about us is rather. well. incredibly short.
moving on, if anyone wants to learn more about capricorns or just zodiacs in general, i suggest looking into what tarot cards represent each sign. the devil tarot card represents capricorns, to point out. no, we aren’t actual devils; it symbolizes that capricorn’s minds are their own personalized hell.
i thought it was pretty funny.
Why does he look like the lovechild of Troye Sivan and Timothee Chalamet?!?!????
elif erdm rIGHT
OMG YESSSSSS
elif erdm yes he does
OMG IKR
IKR I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
"Pisces, stop crying. "
Me, a Pisces: *a tear rolls down my face for no reason*
Lmao it’s very funny bc I never get mad at ppl I just CRY
@@charbar8756 pls same but at the same time when I'm mad I cry and it's frustrating
@@charbar8756 I feel you
@@hak5620 when you wanna finally talk back but you can't because the tears just start flowing 😩
@@hak5620 I cry out of anger too, I hate it. I’ve done it my whole life
“Sagittarius’s remember everything”
*Me being a Sagittarius and still mad about this girl who called me weird for wearing a ring back in kindergarten
Sameee😂😂😂😂 but I don't remember studies
i felt this
@@keijiakaashi931 OMFG SAME 😩💅🏽
Lmao even tho I'm not a Sagittarius I remember everything
OMG when I was in 1st grade I had a ring that has a black square and a girl literally called me a witch for having it... But I wasn't mad because I soon realized she liked the ring and was planning to steal it LMAO
As a Pisces… I can confirm. I cried bc I watched a video of a baby cow and pig being adopted and becoming best friends
him: “cancers..”
me, a cancer: *starts to worry and get nervous and nearly teary eyed*
constellation kook SAME LMAO
Honestly me too
"Pisces...*stop* crying."
ok accurate..every time i get in trouble i get teary eyed
*Agreement*
current status: attacked😔💔
For sure a cancer
Jk sis
@@bunnixoz jokes on u! i'm a 2 faced bich
@@babybluuue945 h3h3h3, you feel attacked twice aahh!
@@bunnixoz 😔😔😔
Him: Cancers take everything personally
Me, a Cancer: that stare, I swear that stare means he hates us- iM gOiNg tO cRy-
What that idiot doesn't grasp is that not every Cancer is equal.
lmao-
im not even a cancer but relate to that
@@MrGoodman174 have you ever heard of a joke
I denied it the moment he said it but then I used my brain and realized “Wait a minute. I am just like this”
“There isn’t a scorpio who can go a week without sex and not die”
Me, an asexual scorpio: “What am I, fried chicken?”
literally same, I thought the same thing haha
Really depends on your specific sign i guess, you might be in the minority but I don’t say that as judgement just possibly 😅
It's because it's a fuckin trend... all these PREFERENCES are now sexualities and you MUST tell everyone and put it in your bio because you're "SpEcIaL" and "DiFfErEnT". The internet ruined human kind!
@@virgochic81 cope.
I was about to say the same thing 😭
I love getting roasted by timothee chalamet
Reva Otvos LMAO OMFG
@@sundried2931 i choked
addison same tbh
“I have never met a Libra that isn’t insane.”
*laughs maniacally*
*laughs in manipulation*
*Laughs in sociopath*
libra’s match up
😆my mom is a Libra
xD
“Pisces, stop crying. You are so sensitive.”
Me: *laughs in emotional detachment disorder*
@Kenji Barry
I’ve noticed a lot of Pisces pretend to be emotionally distant or they have had something happen to them that makes them that way 👀
@@Fluffybunniii i am a pisces and i approve.
Nayeon loves you yeah they’re definitely escapist.
I personally don’t believe that your birthday says anything about your personality so I can’t speak for all Pisces but I can for me and I am an escapist and I really don’t know how to deal with my emotions.
Kenji Barry Most Pisces I come into contact with fit the status quo, I’m really into astrology (more than just the sun sign) but it fits usually.
It's funny because I'm a Cancer, I was born on July 13th, and you just described me. That's super weird but funny at the same time. I loved this video, thank you!
Happy birthday 🥳
Happy birthday! I was born on july 11th as a cancer so thats true lol
omg happy birthday!! i was born on july 19th
omg bday twins happy birthday lmaooo
@@bobisasleep8332 Triplets, that’s my b-day too 😊
"Capricorns are SO hard to read."
Me: I aM nOt! *feels 10 feelings at the same time*
Sameeee XD
I feel no feelings
@@user-bw3ty5oz9h i wish i could be like you v:
Lia The panda *97 feelings. being a cApRiCorN iS gooD
Mood
0:34 Aries
0:58 Taurus
2:00 Gemini
2:40 Cancer
3:11 Leo
3:58 Libra
4:20 Scorpio
4:52 Saggitarius
5:23 Capricorn
5:49 Aquarius
6:22 Virgo
6:36 Pisces
Candy Evergreen THANK YOU was lookin for this
Candy Evergreen I’m taurus
No IM last
Candy Evergreen thank you!
I thank the lord for your existence 🙏🏼😙💛
as a virgo i am extremely offended that you didn't go in order
us virgos really be self obsessed to the point where we need to be bullied more than the other signs otherwise we’re offended
Kate Lanier right? haha i was like “hold up”
Nah, i'm happy he didn't talk too much shit. He lives
@@ramona4904 lmao no it just bothered me that the signs weren't in order. like virgo should be in between leo and libra
Same also mad that he hated on us less.
this is my comfort video
"I don't think Scorpios can go without sex for a week"
me, an asexual virgin Scorpio: 👁️👄👁️
me 😭
Lmao
Me too 😅
Same
There's always two sides of a coin. Can't go a week without sex or we put ourselves in Voluntary Celibate, there's not in between.
thank you youtube for putting this in my recommendations
niallers's bae ahhh same
niallers's bae Fr I’m already in love with him-
YESS
irrelevant, but I KNOW A (possible) DIRECTIONER WHEN I SEE ONE. (or look at ur user. lol)
love your profile picture
“TAURUSES NEVER LEARN”
*me: cries in Taurus*
I feel you! This was pretty accurate 😭😂
would the plural of taurus be tauri?
I LEARN FROM ONLINE NOT PEOPLE. It’s not my fault I don’t care for your opinion. Yea he was right..
Jordyn Lee omg dame!
Jordyn Lee same!
Capricorns are 1000% screaming internally inside and planning and replanning what we’re going to say next. I literally CANNOT say something dumb in front of people, I will sit in a group in complete silence before I make a fool of myself 😂
i love how virgo was 2 seconds
libra was short too... these are based on my interactions with people and i honestly don't have many virgos or libras in my life!!!! yall are rare
jerm bot this video is so god damn true
it was just a taught like the cut was the virgo see im a virgo and i will not finish wha ...
Everyone always forgets the Virgos, which is why we're always ready to cut a bitch. Even in the zodiac vine compilations and stuff like this.
this comment proves so bad that we're selfish it's sad
Capricorn’s are hard to read--
*laughs in depression*
*laughs in I AM A ANIME FAN AND I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF ANIME MEMES, laugh*
Jayden Krupel bro if i wanna cry imma cry it’s not hard to tell how i feel. i’m capricorn and SO IS JESUS 😎
Same 😂😭
honestly~ i am too good at hiding my feelings
*sad capricorn noises*also known as no money 🙃
I came for libra and libra only and I was not disappointed
im a libra and i'd like to say it's not true but it highkey is
Sameeee
i'm a super dumb libra and i agree with the fact that we are unbalanced!!!!!!!!
IF THAT IS YOU IN YOUR PROFESSION PIC YOU ARE SO PRETTY
Same
0:00 start of the video
0:32 Aries
0:59 Taurus
2:00 Gemini
2:40 Cancer
3:10 Leo
3:58 Libra
4:18 Scorpio
4:52 Sagittarius
5:23 Capricorn
5:48 Aquarius
6:21 Virgo
6:34 Pisces
6:57 end of the video
"I've never met a sagitarrius that doesnt love talking shit"
Man... i didnt expect him to be THAT accurate
im a sag but i also fall under the super secret ultra omega thirteenth sign ophiuchus so im kinda sad he didnt mention us :(
I talk shit all the time, to people and behind people. I am a real hater ngl 😎👍
@@anitabraykeer777 LMAO
FR
Can confirm 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Gemini’s are crackheads”
*me a Gemini*:starts laughing like a meth head
(Omg tysm)
Bix. hh same lmao
ALL CRACKHEADS UNITE!!!!!!
Bix. hh same
sacrafise myself EEEEEEEEEEEE
YES
*trust me capricorns are just as confused about what they are feeling as you are-*
😭
Yup we are
im a capricorn. im sensitive...i cry about everything. what.. and i dont know what to do when someone is crying... but in the new zodiac chart im a sagittarius so like um..
@@itz_joeyplayz8602 yea apparently im a saggatities too
Yes we are 🤧
As a Sagittarius I can confirm I still hold a grudge on a girl from kindergarten for breaking my plastic word girl ring 😤
as a virgo, i feel like you couldve insulted us more, and i take that personally.
@Jordn yes I am Virgo too !
I swear every video that has to do with zodiac sign rarely put Virgos in lol
I was searching for a virgo. It's like we don't exist
As a Virgo I’m more insulted that he only spent 7 seconds insulting us than I am from the actual insult. Disgusting >:(
yes.
“I don’t think scorpios can go without sex for a week-“
*Laughs in asexual*
Omg same 😂 I’m a ace scorpio too
Same I’m an asexual Scorpio,.. we a different breed
@@skyyohannan1374 we will slowly take over the world😂
I mean i'm surrounded by scorpios and neither are into sex..
Same
Time stamps lol:
Aries- 0:34
Taurus- 1:00
Gemini- 2:01
Cancer- 2:40
Leo- 3:11
Libra- 3:58
Scorpio- 4:20
Sagittarius- 4:52
Capricorn- 5:24
Aquarius- 5:48
Virgo- 6:21
Pisces- 6:36
Tell me if I made any mistakes x
Scorpio... eeejjjj
I love that my time stamp is 4:20 😂😂
Thank you so much for this
So am I a sociopath because I'm a vergo I guess I am
Me in my head: what the hell is this
Okay * Looking at it after video*
as a sagittarius may i just say that i do remember the dates which people hurt me off by heart, ranging all the way back from two years. It's a bit scary that i can't remember any dates in history but i can remember every detail of these days 😅😅😅
i dont have enough friends with different zodiac signs to prove this
Same
@@Am08n same
“ *sagittarius remember every thing and hold grudges* ”
I’ll remember you said that...
-Darker- X YOO I LITERALLY SAID THAT WHEN HE SAID THAT😂 also cmon your proving them right by misspelling Sagittarius haha😂
lmaon thanks for the spelling error!
-Darker- X ahaha I’m tired of the peeps talkin shit about our spelling xD
lmaon yea
bruh i have a horrible memory😂
“Last but definitely least, pisces”
Me : sniff
this is the best comment i’ve ever seen in my entire life
Us Pisces: why are we last :’
Me: I can’t wait for what he says about Pisces
*later*
Me: 💔🖤😫😢
Pisces squaddd
Me
I cry when someone yells at me or is mad at me
I'm low-key mad he didn't insult me more. Though I'm glad he actually said something true about us Libras.
Time stamps:
(I’m a Taurus and not gonna lie but this is so accurate)
0:34 - Aries ♈️
0:58 - Taurus ♉️
2:01 - Gemini ♊️
2:40 - Cancer ♋️
3:11 - Leo ♌️
3:57 - Libra ♎️
4:19 - Scorpio ♏️
4:51 - Sagittarius ♐️
5:24 - Capricorn ♑️
5:49 - Aquarius ♒️
6:22 - Virgo ♍️
6:36 - Pisces ♓️
Maddie Gordon legend
Why does mine look like a sperm😂😂 I'm sorry I had to say it
"Pisces *stop crying* "
Ouch that hurt
A.R.M.Y!!!!!!!
I cried when he said DEFINITELY least bruuh 👀 another name on my vodoo list
He has a point tho, I cried over someone stealing my SUPREME STICKER, A FRICKEN STICKER.
😅once I ran home crying because the shopkeeper was rude to me
im crying already
*this was in my recommend thank you youtube*
Ikr like i search up about zodiac signs these days and i guess YT really watches my search history.
Same
Lena MSP don’t be a dick unless your a Scorpio
As a fellow member of the Capricorn community myself, we don’t try to hide our emotions. We just do it lol
And then we get told to smile more like bitch- no
no literally, like i just feel so awkward if i open up to anyone lmaoo
Facts!
Jerm: “Aries, shut up, it’ll help you in the long run”
A mute Aries:
i laughed wayy too hard at this XD
*OOF!*
OOP- 😂
Omg so true I’m a introverted Aries so I barley like talking it takes up to much energy
Omg I'm a CRAZY Aries 😂 lmao
i thought timothee chalamet was a capricorn. weird.
Edit: wow, thanks for likes
he is, the bitch shares a birthday with me, and i have a similar personality to him (jumps off a bridge)
@@izabelezyleify you missed the point
@@labudovojezero no, there's no whoosh here, i know he looks like him
@@izabelezyleify r/woooosh
he's like the funnier version of the twink
**cancer**
Me: *watches this*
Him: *sEnSiTiVe*
Me: *nO iM nOt*
Also me: *cries*
Me: *"well maybe he's right"*
Also me: *starts crying again*
Ethan's tish same
Ethan's tish :( me
HJDBSKEJRK SAME
Can’t relate:) I’m a cancer btw:)))
mood
As an Aries, I really took this advice to heart, and I can just say that my live has improved so much!! Now instead of beating ppl up immediately, I wait until it hurts the most!! 😁
“cancers take everything personally”
*me sobbing in the corner*
“NO WE DONT”
*continues to sob*
shhyarri ok but I’m a cancer and that’s true tho- ;-;
Im a cancer but I never cry I just hold that shit till I forget
*hugs* It’s okay just know that I’m a Taurus and everyone things we’re stubborn
shhyarri ;-; wE aRE NoT SensITiVe
I’m a cancer and I hate emotions that involve crying
My mom: Gemini
My dad: Sagittarius
My brother: Scorpio
Me who's a Cancer just dying inside
I felt this one ✊✊
Aye cancers!
I laughed 👁👄👁
from a scorpio girl STOP WHIT YOUR DRAMA yeah just that 😂☺
Me and my brother are scorpios :P
“Aquarius’s are weird” I felt that.
me too
Fr. Whenever something Happened I just Message like this: “BITCHH GUESS TF WHAT?! BITCH ANSWER!!!!” 💀💀
I have 16 toes
But in a good way
When are these other dumbass signs gonna realise that we take that as a huge compliment lol better than being BORING AND NORMAL
Someone who is Gemini says in the comments that everything you said is a compliment for them.
As a Gemini, I fully agree, thank you))
“Cancers are so sensitive”
Me : *eyes watering* we’re not
Edit : wooow lots of comments and likes thanks x
Second edit: 1.7k likes this is crazy 😂
Third edit: 2.2k wow 😂
Mia Sterling me tho ♋️
Mia Sterling I’m cancer ♋️
*Crys in cancer* ♋️
I'm a cancer too, but not all cancers are highly sensitive.
WE’RE REPRESENTED BY THE FREAKING 69!
"aquarius's are so easy to make fun of"
me as an aquarius: _FIGHT ME-_
no cap
HAHAHAHAA
im an aquarius and i am the middle child so thats fun 👍
my cancer rising acted up and now im crying lmao
@@milenacaro5012 lmaoo
"Capricorns... Holly f***, what are you feeling?"
I honestly don't know
same
felt
yes
same
Je im cap
As a Gemini I love you come back jermbot
Me being a Pisces:
*hes gonna complain about us being so sensitive*
Him: *complains*
Me: *crys*
I'm a leo and im sensitive everywhere in my body :)
Fafy Noor yeah, you don’t wanna know what being a Pisces feels like. I’m just a mess and way too sensitive
You wouldn’t understand.
1nsanity I understand I’m a Pisces too.I’m always sad and sensitive but I’m not a crybaby.
I'm a pisces, and I ain't sensitive shit
Just tired mentally and physically
"PiScEs stop crying"
Me a Pisces: Starts crying immediately
same tho
army
@@motivationtoescapethematrix and exo-l, aghase, carat, reveluv, monbebe, shawol and slowly becoming a MeU, sone, and a UAENA, and ONCE. God i really need to change my profile lmao
Puli2 hello
Army
I am dating a Leo and he is psychotic. That is why I love him.
Love,
your psychotic Gemini
Artificial Idiot NO YOU ME BROKE INTO TEARS.
I HAVNT READ A LOVE LETTER THAT WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE, HEART MELTING THAN THIS! I -jxhsyfkgkgogi
Sending love.
Im leo
Yassss😂 hah
I'm a Gemini that can't stand a Leo, their pride turns me off bye
Ughh I love Leo's- your crackhead gemini
I wasn't expecting to feel so called out watching this video 🤣
You hit the nail right on the head with Sagittarius.