Lines of Halo 5 (Funny Dialogue)
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Lines of Halo 5 (Funny Dialogue)
12th edition to the series! IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull was used to gather up rare quotes. Sadly I couldn't get all of the lines due to the randomness. I might do other halo games including Halo CE or Anniversary, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, and Halo 4
If there's a miracle you decided to read the description...
Music:
Halo 5: Guardians - The Trials
• "The Trials" - Halo 5:...
Halo 5: Guardians - Jameson Locke
• Video
"They shot his face!!! His greatest weakness!" This line is pure Gold!
I lol'ed so hard at this one.
My eyes went wide and I just started laughing
aGhostyy Ikr that was comedy gold.
I guess the voice actors for these grunts were having a great time in the recording booth 😂
"Nice shot!"
"You Will Regret!"-Jackal 2016
"Their shooting our heads? I KEEP ALL MY BRAINS IN THERE!" ~ Elite 2K16
*They're
*>2552?
+OfficerMarmalade lol
OfficerMarmalade close enough
Traitor!
I'm sorry, I just felt like being a prick at that moment.
OfficerMarmalade We all get that feeling :)
Sounds like the Marines are writing FanFics.
um... *hides script for halo fan fic under rock* heh heh yeah it does... ._.
Audio Dud3 Lol
+Audio Dud3 (Bass face) best fucking reply ever, lmfao
The Marines sound like odd poets
Kind of like how the whole game is basically one.
you forgot the one with warden saying "can you go now? I have friends coming over".
he has friends? lol
+romand271 believe it or not lol. he said that to Osiris so I'm assuming he means blue team
might be some of his other bodies.
+FinlanderSane maybe lol that would be weird though when you think about it. I mean would they even do? Play grunt pong?
Kingston Gary monopoly.
"c'mon I was going to do that"
"I know because we are the same being"
"you have a point"
"what's even the point, if I win you win too"
"Look I have nothing else to do here and just look at me, i'm playing a game of monopoly with myself"
"am I really this annoying"
"He was the most adorable grunt I ever met" that's my favorite one 😆
ah Im hit! and he hurt my feelings too...
tomato tomato
Pancrasea I'm sure it hurts their feelings when you call them grunts instead of their species' name :( Imagine if they called us something stupid instead of 'humans'
Pulsatrix lmao
+Pulsatrix well they call humans "people" "person" and "satan in his human form" so yeah are you offended
Sword elite"do i look like im wearing covenant armour fool"
Agent Lock"yes you just painted it red"
Sword Elite"oh
Smells of Banished
My favorite 3
Ah Im hit! And he hurt my feelings too.
They shot his face! his greatest weakness.
I am the punching fist of the covenant!
what about SPHERE HUMOR :3
yourallygod gaming eh
Alex Gluch okey then :3
yourallygod gaming k
I am the punching fist of the covenant = ONE PUNCH GRUNT !!!
"Are they shooting our heads? I keep all my brains in there.". One of the best
I lost it at the poetic guy. lmao
Reminded me of "Frank Miller" dialogue.
JHS270694 1:46 Wh40k am I right or am I right.
@@Sebass1999 The Emperor protects!
I like his poetics to be honest even though we have to kill him in the game 😢
"I feel no pain!"
"oww."
"OWWWWW."
I wonder why those human soldiers spoke in poetic rhythm
they read too much fanfiction
Fanfics in space
The fanfics foretold a prophecy to them.
+hyperj20 I doubt fan-fiction writers know what poetic meter is.
Must be their weird culture, I dunno.
I'm surprised that there was that much dialogue! I was hoping the Swords of Sangheilios Elites would have more to say tho... Great vid m8
Thanks my m80!
Over 9000 N00bs np m8000000
Agreed great video!
+Lucas Cisterna "Its time for dyin, you're dyin I'm dyin. WE'RE ALL DYIN"
Best line I've heard from a Swords of Sangheilios Elite after staring at him:
"Ally or not. If you have a death wish. I _will_ oblige."
I love the the line, "They shot his face! His greatest weakness."
ikr
I was just about to say the same! the emotion in that line was too much xD
Why? Its not like grunts have brains...
I swear the Warden talks almost as much smack as the grunts
I'm so glad they made the grunts speak english again.
WarHero373 I think they might be able to speak English on their own
I think
I think
the warden will sometime says "can you leave I have freinds coming over" or "get out of my room"
"and you hurt my feelings" is an old classic. I love that they kept it, but i'm SO happy they kept,
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM!? I LOVED HIM!"
2:44 Tanaka bet i couldn't drop a jackal inside 3 seconds, somebody time me! and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why i love buck.
"Why did you have to kill him?" "I love him!"
"Are you looking for my best side? Take your time, I have infinitely many."
Lol.
The grunts are online players.
"Don't bunch up you guys! We gotta flank!"
"Let the relentless onslaught continue!" (Probably runs out and gets killed)
Rip to all the grunts that were killed in this video
I'm glad 343 brought back English dialogue in halo 5
Supposedly. Its because in Halo 4 Cortana removed the translator from Chiefs Armor. (The covenant speaks their navite language. The helmet Translates it) Because of Power consuming. Supposedly
WARNING: Many adorablest Unggoy ever were harmed and even killed in the making of this video. Viewer discretion is advised.
At 1:04 you can hear a jackal saying fuck me lol
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ғᴜɴɴʏ
doublebasscrazy17 But it sounds like he's saying "Fuck me"
I feel like even in games where they don't speak English Jackals always sound like they're screaming fuck all the time.
SURRENDER TO ME INFIDELS! And I might let you live.
you can actually find a dead iPad that talks about this Grunt in the same area
+Guinea Man Skits I said data-pad
Oh my God, Exuberant, why are you so perfect?
She has the human attidute
Reminds me of Sheila from RvB.
+Alexano Boanerger She does. 😂
Reminds me of Starfire from teen titan, with her upbeat attitude.
Frederic Beaudet "Friend Spartan! Oh how happy I am to be reclaiming with you!"
"they shot him in the face! in one weakness"
😆
The line was," they shot his face! His greatest weakness!"
Daniel Griffin
Whoops, thanks.
that was classic!!!!
we need the warden to be voiced by Wheatley from portal 2.
*DO IT ALREADY*
Maybe there's a defective Warden that has his voice or something, in a Forerunner lab hidden deep under a planet's surface, sat on a seat orchestrating science.
yes....YYYYYYES
Or a monitor. Would've been funny if some time between Halo 4 and 5, Chief got a replacement AI named Wheatley and the whole story of Halo 5 played out like Portal... but copyrights.
meh ok i guess but cheif would brute force and knawledge his way through the tests
*NO*
1:36 “Engaging human!”
*gets shot on the face*
“BLEGH”
"He took one to the head!"
"they shit his face! his greatest weakness!"
*shot
lol omfg best typing mistake ever
+The Carr LOL
you know theres a three dot thing next to the comments off to the right where you can fix your mistakes with an edit :3
That mistake is gold though, why would you wish to change it?
goldenhedgehog9 because it allows you to :3
_"He was the most cutest grunt I have ever met!"_
That was so adorable I cant😂
Ok dispute most of the characters in the game being boring, I'm not the only one who kinda liked Exuberant right?
I think Exuberant was the only new character in Halo 5 that I liked.
+Ayudrs Hopefully she will return in Halo 6. Who knows maybe she'll play a key role in stopping Cortana, with ya know the ability to manipulate forerunner tech.
Agreed!
She was adorable.
new guilty spark watch
"He shot his face, his greatest weakness!" I'm dying!
I wish they would have some of the Elites call the humans shisno.
that would be.... amazing
Nick Murphy
what's shisno?
Perhaps this can be best explained in the form of a knock knock joke. Knock knock.
Nick Murphy
who's there? xD
***** You are,
I like how Buck mocks the Watchers for being dumb. How ironic
Buck isn't dumb. It's just that he was written as somewhat dumb in Halo 5.
He was written as very dumb in Halo 5.
I'm talking about the AI.
That pissed me off. As to put down the ODSTS or something. They made him like a mule to show off the ONI spartans which really just made us hate them as characters even more.
buck was completely in character for h5, i dunno what your talking about
"Ok that is not cool!" -Warden Eternal 2016
sometimes if the promethian soldiers kill you or another spartan they will say gg no re
The Warden Eternal had a sense of humor? Nice...
the guy who suggested to insert funny lines into the Warden Eternal's dialogue deserves a medal!
"I am the punching fist of the covenant"
By far my favorite line. God I love grunts !
"He was the most adorable Unggoy I ever met!" :'( That Elite and Grunt were a better love story than Twilight.
i missed you man...
+Over 9000 N00bs me too.
If you missed him... you should really work on your aim. Good thing is, there's plenty of ammo left, fire away! xD
ThePhirenor Lol
awesome video! but not all the stuff has subtitles and its hard to hear, could you make another with full subtitles?
Damn that poetry was smooth
"I'm hit! And you hurt my feelings too!"
Just the way he says it kills me
I dont like how the elites sound like brutes.
Exuberant Witness is the best monitor ever
Nah Guilty is still total bae
Darkcaster65
Witness is the one true waifu
Leaf Bug How dare you question meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Darkcaster65
fite me
Leaf Bug 1v1 snipppirs only m8
"I am the punching fist of the Covenant"
lmao
I remember the first time I heard the warden say "That is not cool" I couldn't stop laughing.
"Engaging Human!" **Pew!** "He took one to the head!"
Grunts kinda sound like invader zim
That or Cartman. At least the voice.
A spartan would still fuck up a grunt even with out their armor
Tell that to shadow of intent.
Not stolt dude, stolt was such a badass he was promoted by rtas to being a shipmaster and is known to have physically injured a Spartan ii during the war.
***** He strangled a brute to death
Exactly, the dude was a roided out abomination for the unggoy.
Hunters aren't intelligent at all. They're a collection of worms that colonize and control a mechanized body that utilizes heavy weaponry. The reason why they were considered a threat or even acknowledged at all by the covenant was because they fed off of forerunner alloy as well as other technology. As for the unngoy. Those poor bastards are pretty much a slave race that have been brainwashed into believing the prophets view of the forerunners and the Halo rings. While they are capable of high intelligence and even posing a threat to other species by sheer numbers because of their birth rates, the Covenant keep them under control via propaganda and strict population control.
Omg the things that they say are so funny i almost dont want to kill them 😂😂😂
Same 😂
Did I really just witness a grunt meleeing a Spartan? What has 343 done to halo...
Grunts meleeing? Literally unplayable!
Yea, at least it made a little bit of sense for Jackals :/
Rawer I never said it was unplayable. But now that you mention it there are other problems plaguing the game that make it unplayable for me. But the most that that hit should have done to a spartan is annoy him slightly
Random Crap Inc. True. But the most that a jackal would do is piss a spartan off lol
well is still weird you have grunt punch, in this video he was obviusly stand still to listen to de dialogue
They went from soldiers saying a couple funny lines to full-on Red vs. Blue
Now if only they made Halo 5s story good
Warden Eternal should have been funny a little more often.
+Chase Chute I've heard him say "Cut it oouut I just maaade thoose." and "If you could stop breaking those guys, that would great."
Yeah, I like him being funny. I mean he can be serious at times which makes moments like these funnier but I still think they should just have fun with him. : )
Now if only you idiots stopped bitching.
THEY'RE SHOOTING OUR HEADS? MY BRAINS ARE IN THERE!
*i'M sCReAmING*
Ya know, I bet in halo 6 we will NEVER see the warden.
He was a cool boss, but they used him too much.
+Jay Pen Well, he does have hundreds of bodies at his disposal...
First of all, he has a few million. Second of all, 343i will forget about that and try to make a new boss.
+Daniel Cooper forget about it? Or use Cortana as the reason he's not there? They certainly set up for it.
+Rogue Pylon most likely they'll say it's Cortana's fault
"STOP SHOOTING ME"
-your little brother when you play split-screen 1v1 slayer.
best: "They're shooting our heads? but I keep all my brains in there!"
and: "They shot his face! His greatest weakness!"
" you seem to be going through mental dormancy."
That's me every day before school
wow, thanks to you i know now that grunts can finally hit u with there hands , great video lol
these are all the swords of sanghelios quotes I have heard Swords of Sanghelios"We are in position.""Get to cover.""Accept the new way or die with the old.""Area is clear.""Get them off me.""Long live the Arbiter.""There is glory and suffering.""Covenant fools.""The Covenant will perish.""Victory for clan and kin.""Do I wear Covenant armor, fool?""We will not be slaves to false gods.""We will scatter your clan to the winds.""Heavy fire incoming.""I am on your side.""Hahahaha.""Those are the Swords of Sanghelios.""Do not try my patience human."
Exuberant Waifu
BoT_Renegade Imagine what Exuberant would look like as a human
GojirafanNeptunia the best waifu
kings hand Imagine Exuberant as a human. XD
GojirafanNeptunia exactly, she'd be the best waifu
kings hand Yeah. But you wouldn't want to fuck her when she's a floating ball. XD
“No, no. Not him. Anyone but him!”
The grunts know exactly who the Chief is
"The Spartan paused briefly at my weapon and I let it go. No piece is worth a slug in a skull."
Kek, still holding onto that 'Kill Marine for ammo' joke?
"He's shooting my head!"
"I keep all my brains in their!"
Oh man I missed these videos!
There is a line of dialogue between a gunt and elite in one of Osiris's missions that if you sneak up to them and listen the grunt will ask," What does a human look like?"
I wish everything had been given subtitles, but still, nice vid!
Once i heard a grunt screaming something like "wait! They're killing jackals! That's good, right?"
those soliders reminded me of zapp branigan.
"They're shooting our heads?! I keep all my brains in there!"
I lost my shit at this one
I really hope there's a grunt out there that's somehow greater than any warrior in the galaxy. XD
Yes his name is bua'Shi and he has 1000 scars and a eye patch. He took down 100 UNSC fleets and survived 5 nukes to the face. Legend says he is still around, and that he is the greatest warrior in the universe.
+miniofdoom01 the gaming master also he has a big peepee
Well it must be kit pitlimp the explorer. From Halo 5 Intel.
However some say his greatest weakness is being shot in the face.
Stolt. That is all.
"They're shooting us in our heads?! That's where I keep all my brains!"
I was expecting there to be like 2 lines because the game is a big enough joke lol
heh, had the same thoughts
+Over 9000 N00bs Hi how are u???
Good! you?
343 killed Halo
+Over 9000 N00bs I'm Awesome!
Buck's Firefight dialogue can never be beat
Love the details 343i put in the game.
This isn’t in this RUclips video, but the one line I like is when you play as Locke, and you tell either of the other members of Fireteam Osiris to pick up an ordnance weapon, machine gun or energy sword, and Buck at times will respond by saying, “That one is a beauty! You should take it yourself!”
I feel like Pixar should make a movie about grunts.
I've been hardwired. Whenever I see a plasma grenade stick to a diving enemy, I get chills of satisfaction
Ah i'm hit! and he hurt my feelings too. I thought halo was a first person shooter, not a fanfic
"THEY SHOT HIS FACE! HIS GREATEST WEAKNESS" that shit had me dying
My favorite with Warden Eternal : GOOOOOOO AAWAAAY! oh i don't mean to be rude...
Can you gooooo? I have friends coming over!
"NO! NO! not him ANYONE BUT HIIIMM." OH that has to be the best thing I've ever heard in Halo. It just brings back so many memories about past games you know.
What happened to them calling Chief "Demon"?
Stormtrooper is one word pls respect Not politically correct... it'll trigger ppl. u got to be very careful of our cupcake generation dude.
OMG I'M SO SORRY I CALLED U DUDE. I JUST ASSUMED UR GENDER. PLZ DON'T SUE ME
+DarkDestiny3 I genderly identify as a couch
XD
Nah dude don't be that complicated let them sue you and everything just don't let them take away your honor
Most of these clips were as locke.
2:08. When the elite said "Why do you have to kill him!?...I love him!". XD I just died. Guess the Covenants got close.
Plus I knew that the jackals could speak English now! They never did before
+Guinea Man Skits and halo 4. And if they did in halo 3 I've never heard them.
+Michael Christensen In 3 they just go "Wo tat tat tat tat," or something like that.
+AnimalYapper 704 That's not even English.
+Payton Goupil I never said it was.
Missed my favorite, the grunt in the ONI carrier mission while hacking data was like “why are enemy download times SO SLOW?!”
I miss when the covenant was intimidating.
Grunts are more like insult machines that spam the living hell out of plasma pistols.
covenant grunts were never intimidating. just fun to listen to
+jacob langley the green ones in halo 3 were......they're never too far away from something destructive.
+Obese Kermit and the grunt goblin.
Grunt goblin has weak defense
"I'm hit! And you hurt my feelings, too!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish the grunt voice acting in Halo 5 didn't make me cringe so much, otherwise some hilarious lines. And I hope the Warden never makes another appearance in the new reclaimer trilogy, he does not fit into the Halo mold/universe whatsoever, He were bloody annoying, unimaginative and just didn't seem real enough.
Woah easy on the edge
the grunts have always been like that.
A little similar, but not like this. They were far less goofy, I mean they sound upbeat in Halo 5, They never used to be so child like. And it sounds like someones voice is breaking all the time. haha Ahh never mind, i just preferred the classic grunts before 343.
I prefer them being goofy.
Cool. whatever the kids are into these days. Dr Who went the same way, became infantile and silly to please a certain audience.
"Engaging human."
"Guah" *ded*
"He took one to the head!"
"I'VE BEEN HIT....and you hurt my feelings to :("
"He was the most adorable grunt I've ever met! Let us kill many humans in his name!"
My favorite was "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"
There is a part you missed. When you tell the rest of team Osiris to pick up a turret, there are times where Buck responds by saying, “That ones a beauty, you should take it yourself.”
You know you've played too much desfiny when you hear buck and you instantly say "CAYDE WHERE- oh shit wait-"
the solider says"and I get shot and start feeling a burning sensasion" instead of saying "will you stop shooting "