Didn't realize Spark had a Gollum line. Seems appropriate though, considering he goes back and forth over wanting to kill you and not wanting to kill you over a ring.
OMG....I've forgotten recording all these. Hilarious. I remember Marty O'Donnell and the team throwing lines at me. I think I came up with the Ass one. Hahahaa. Thanks for posting this. It brought back fun memories...UNTIL YOU KILLED ME!
1:39 That little bastard knew. All the way from the start, even before the 1st round was fired at him back at the Library, even before we got through that level once on Easy, and some of us, on Legendary, he knew. Even before we died at least 1,000,000 times (1 Billion times tops) due to 5-7 charging Combat Forms/a surprise Carrier/ a swarm of 40-50 Infection Forms/ a Combat form with a Rocket Launcher, he knew. Even before we unloaded all of our ammo on him at the very end of the level with no 2nd thought, _he knew._ Even before he left us at about 6 doorways alone with no company besides the raging and seemingly endless stream of the parasite, who outnumbered us at about 200 to 1, *he knew.* And every time we regrouped with him, he did nothing but hum that same tune. Acting as if he didn't realize. But the thing is...he did. He. Fucking. KNEW. The. Whole. Damn. TIME! And he still does it in 3 just to remind us of the Hell he took us all through back at the beginning. Not even for any really helpful purpose. Just to piss us off. Just to remind us of why we hate him so much. Just for shit and giggles. Funny how Karma finally came back around to kill the little fucker in the very end.
I am aware of that. :) only 4 of them are interesting, the rest are meh. Also, enemy lines requires alot of luck to pull off if im looking for a specific quote which is why its taking a while
Tommy - B-014 yep, its true look it up, chakas ended up near death, and so the iso didact transferred his brain into a monitor so he could live on, and he became 343 guilty spark, keep in mind his memories are repressed though, so for all intents and purposes, 343 is still a mindless machine until he regains those memories
***** "compartmentalisation, incase i was ever captured by the flood" - 343 guilty spark. His memories were compartmentalised, so he couldn't access them. But he still has them.
lol for real, i get comments like that all the damn time "omg it took me so long to find you" blah blah blah XD on a side note i love the pdx-45, damn good pulse rifle
@@Bekeon "I suggest you upgrade to at least a class 12 combat skin. Your current model only scans as a class 2, which is ill suited for this type of work."
How is it that someone can take a ton of damage and who can basically shoot spartan lasers from his face never contributes more to a battle then clever quips?
Because he's forerunner technology. They have the Mantle of Responsibility. So he can't pick sides. Just like humanity says not to interfere with nature just to let it happen. Even if you feel bad for an animal being hunted. (I break this rule all the time though. If I see an underdog. Or I can save something that I deem good. Then I will. But I'm not a Forerunner lol their rules don't apply to me)
There's one where, if you're playing co-op and the person playing as Arbiter dies, he'll say something like "The Arbitrary, or whatever, he died". Not a direct quote, I haven't heard it in years.
One of sparks most dreadful lines if you shoot at him enough: "I *WILL* teleport you back to the Library if you continue."
+Hacksaw606 *Shudders*
Yeah
+Hacksaw606 So,did I actually teleported you back to the Library?
MICROKNIGHT3000
In a way, yes.
***** *MINDBLOWN*
Didn't realize Spark had a Gollum line.
Seems appropriate though, considering he goes back and forth over wanting to kill you and not wanting to kill you over a ring.
ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵈᵉᵉʳ it's even more hilarious considering the halos are... well... rings XD
That pfp tho
Quills oh my goaha kaj
you hurt my feelings, Oh my god I had feelings?!
I'M A REAL BOY!!!
XD
+Apple Jack That line is my favorite.
in a sense he is a real boy as he was once a human named Chakas.
+DarkDeathTrooper IKR
Andy! what happened to you!?
+Talen Tompkins I get the joke yay me...i have no life...
OMG....I've forgotten recording all these. Hilarious. I remember Marty O'Donnell and the team throwing lines at me. I think I came up with the Ass one. Hahahaa. Thanks for posting this. It brought back fun memories...UNTIL YOU KILLED ME!
Tim Dadabo, Voice Actor hey!!!!!!!!! its the real guilty spark!!!!!!!!!
Hi Tim! Thanks for your work on my favorite game series!
Just checked his profile, I think he's the real deal.
Did Guilty Spark deadass say "I'm getting bitch slapped" at 0:03?
@@johnkhaw3213 Tim?
the amount of self reference's and reference's in general are killing me with laughter
I lost it at 1:39 XD "hmmmmmmmmummmm. Makes you want to kill me, doesn't it?"
1:39 That little bastard knew.
All the way from the start, even before the 1st round was fired at him back at the Library, even before we got through that level once on Easy, and some of us, on Legendary, he knew.
Even before we died at least 1,000,000 times (1 Billion times tops) due to 5-7 charging Combat Forms/a surprise Carrier/ a swarm of 40-50 Infection Forms/ a Combat form with a Rocket Launcher, he knew.
Even before we unloaded all of our ammo on him at the very end of the level with no 2nd thought, _he knew._
Even before he left us at about 6 doorways alone with no company besides the raging and seemingly endless stream of the parasite, who outnumbered us at about 200 to 1, *he knew.*
And every time we regrouped with him, he did nothing but hum that same tune.
Acting as if he didn't realize.
But the thing is...he did.
He.
Fucking.
KNEW.
The.
Whole.
Damn.
TIME!
And he still does it in 3 just to remind us of the Hell he took us all through back at the beginning.
Not even for any really helpful purpose.
Just to piss us off.
Just to remind us of why we hate him so much.
Just for shit and giggles.
Funny how Karma finally came back around to kill the little fucker in the very end.
Hacksaw606 I like his humming a bit
only for first ten minutes of hell👿
Plot twist:he did not die in halo 3 :)
Hacksaw606 amen
He didn't even die. Although physically damaged, he was able to hack and hijack a UNSC Frigate, making it his own.
Hacksaw606 someone doesn’t like Sparky boi
Imagine if 343 Guilty Spark made a Halo game... Oh wait...
+Gary Busususaurus give 343 a chance, they have been working on halo 5 for 3 or 2 years!
+your typical halo fan mayte
+ROTFLOLDUDE I am hallo fan and liked every game
most of the terrible story is Brian reed's fault
his job on marvel comics were dreadful
A really mean person and its shit
"Take a picture, It'll last longer"
And I thought only freaking marines would say that.
to me its not freaky... hes just saying that he wont be alive forever, and so does the marines.
The "finnish this particular fight" line kills me everytime
"Makes you want to kill me doesn't it?"
I got so much satisfaction obliterating that fucker in Halo 3.
Darkstar263 same
"I'm getting bitch slapped..."
"That hurt my feelings - oh my god, I have feelings!?! I'M A REAL BOY!"
10/10
10/10
100/100
Best lines
*BEST LINES*
i am the monitor of installation 04
were you on weed for the time of this video?
Guilty Spaark YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HALO CHaracter! Hey arent you dead.
Um...
hi
FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU FUQYU
I love u
343: "I think it is time for (something which I cannot remember)"
Random NPC: "Quite your bitching!"
Me: "BEST TIMING EVAR!!!!!!!"
+Nam Chanachon ikr XD
He reminds me greatly of GLaDOS, with his smart-ass comments.
NoizyBoy201 HA no shit
pessimistic i was just about to say the same!!
Oh god what would happen if he met GLaDOS?
You...mean Wheatley right?
Look, Reclaimer, a rope! We can use this to cross pi- Help me, Reclaimer!
"i'm getting bitch slapped"
sc85 lol I never heard it in my times
"Do you think bullet grows on trees?"
343 really loves to break the fourth wall and do a ton of references eh?
Staff Sergeant Miner This game was made by Bungie.
Smokey The Cat? No omg 343 is the monitor
R/woosh
Apparently, even the Flood have some lines. You should try to get those.
I am aware of that. :) only 4 of them are interesting, the rest are meh. Also, enemy lines requires alot of luck to pull off if im looking for a specific quote which is why its taking a while
Man, I want to hear the flood lines so badly XD
you should do grunts next!
PrometheanSigma its in ze process. Its basically whoever spits out their lines 1st gets their own spotlight.
Does one of the flood lines happen to be "Braiiinssss..."?
+KC Multiverse (Kenneth Crooker) it mostly consists of "vddggsgerrbrrrr" and "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAWWLLL" or "grlglrglrgegrlwl"
Damn. I forgot most of these lines. Hysterical. Thanks for posting.
Th3 real monitor is here! Oh yeah
How can anyone not love 343 Guilty Spark?!
When he kills Johnson.
OK, that was frigging awesome. "I'm getting bitch slapped!" Classic.
"are you looking at my ass?"
me: "WHAT! WHAT. THE FUCK?"
This guy is the best. Robotic voice and wheatley's humor, but slightly less annoying.
I mean, I think it’s the opposite but…to each his own😂
0:19 Why do I imagine Spark had Girl trouble with Exuberant Witness now?
I imagine if they'd met he'd be trying to figure out a way to 'deactivate' her within the first 5 minutes.
"Your pissing me off oh my I didn't know I cursing in my vocal structure"
LOL
1:21 Oh, but the Chief DOES have blue eyes.
Yes. But they don’t flow like the Monitor’s
You know why he's like this, it's because he's actually a human, look it up
chakas, from the forerunner trilogy xD
Tommy - B-014 yep, its true look it up, chakas ended up near death, and so the iso didact transferred his brain into a monitor so he could live on, and he became 343 guilty spark, keep in mind his memories are repressed though, so for all intents and purposes, 343 is still a mindless machine until he regains those memories
***** "compartmentalisation, incase i was ever captured by the flood" - 343 guilty spark. His memories were compartmentalised, so he couldn't access them. But he still has them.
Tommy - B-014 ya thats what i meant, thats a better way to word it
lol for real, i get comments like that all the damn time "omg it took me so long to find you" blah blah blah XD
on a side note i love the pdx-45, damn good pulse rifle
This character inspired Wheatley character. Both are funny, talkative, and first are on our side and then betrayed our in the end.
1:03
When your friend is a pro Halo gamer and he dies by a grunt.
Exuberant should meet Guilty Spark.
+Mares Fillies
he would be like
PLEASE SHUT UP
and she would continue talking
Alejandro Escobedo Halo 6. Make it happen. 343.
exuberant was an amazing character,
imagine a discussion betwen the two lightbulbs
+Alejandro Escobedo Exuberant? a fellow monitor? Introduce me to her.
MICROKNIGHT3000 She is on a forunner planet. XD
1:00 "IM A REAL BOY"
Spark sang in Halo Ce... I remember i have tried to kill him in the library
1:40 Was that a Library reference?
yep
The combat skin was, he thanks you for being so brave with only a level 2 combat skin when the minimum level was 22
@@Bekeon "I suggest you upgrade to at least a class 12 combat skin. Your current model only scans as a class 2, which is ill suited for this type of work."
I miss spark, he was fun
+recall87h I do too. He was a cool companion.
Berzerk Llama The fact 343 kept him alive makes me upset. After he killed Johnson.
343 guilty spark is still alive. I read some lore about him.
@ 0:28 i just lost it
It is quite round.
369 Adaptive Perspective Do u have an ass?
The greatest halo villian.
I think im the only one who liked guilty spark before watching this now i love him even more
I always liked him, even though he did betray twice, I still love him
How is it that someone can take a ton of damage and who can basically shoot spartan lasers from his face never contributes more to a battle then clever quips?
177SCmaro battery power.
Because he's forerunner technology.
They have the
Mantle of Responsibility.
So he can't pick sides.
Just like humanity says not to interfere with nature just to let it happen. Even if you feel bad for an animal being hunted.
(I break this rule all the time though. If I see an underdog. Or I can save something that I deem good. Then I will. But I'm not a Forerunner lol their rules don't apply to me)
"I didn't know I had cursing in my vocal software!"
Hun you literally said *Bitch* at the beginning of the video
343 guilty spark has the best lines ever
THE FIRST FUDGING THING THAT GUY SAID WAS THE BEST THING I HEARD ALL DAY
I'm betting bitch slapped... Reclaimer get up, please!
His Gollum impression is fitting, considering he was also obsessed with a ring.
I'm so happy Exuberant Waifu carried on his spirit
0:52 that made me wake up my roommate at 2 AM
1:00 I was pissing my self laughing
that humming, legendary ending of halo 5?
i’m your first like since 5 years ago. your life is in my hands
343 guilty spark was the original Wheatley
*"You're pissing me off! Oh my, I didn't know I had cursing in my vocal structure."*
Wow, I had no idea that Guilty Spark could be anything but a annoying-voiced know-it-all that murdered Johnson.
"I'm getting bitch slapped." I lost it when I got five seconds into the video. He sounds so cheerful. All the other stuff he said was funny too.
Halo 1-Reach when halo meant something aka when bungie had it
Hahahah. No.
Santeri Hietala Yeah actually
Did not follow Halo lore, evidently they were away so long they forgot their own writing.
The most chill robot in the history of robots
i died of laughter on the first one gg.
"I'm getting bitch slapped" 😂😂
Don't shake the lightbulb ...
Guilty Spark is one of the best characters in the series. Even if he goes nuts
the humming got me
0:00 fuckin hilarious lol XD
The female marine at the end 😂
imagine if guilty spark could take over veichles
God I love his diologe
1:28 oh god that was a refrence to "the library" in halo ce xD
I miss the one from CE where you strike him and he goes "please. control your temper"
years later and this is amazing
"Are you looking at my ass?" dead.
There's one where, if you're playing co-op and the person playing as Arbiter dies, he'll say something like "The Arbitrary, or whatever, he died". Not a direct quote, I haven't heard it in years.
What if Guilty Spark and Wheatley had an annoying contest?
OMG HE A SAVAGE, I NEED TO PUT THIS SKULL ON AMD LISTIN TO HIS COMMENTS, omg im dying of laughter.
0:15 0:55 1:06 1:26 1:54 are my fav lines
Huh, I didn't know Guilty Spark was my favorite character.
Learn something new every day.
I'M A REAL BOY!!!
343GuiltySpark: You're a moron"
**Master Chief pulls out a spartan laser**
Master Chief: "What did you just call me?"
GuiltySpark: A fucking moron!!
“Makes you wanna kill me, doesn’t it?” You have no idea, metal ball.
Even compartmentalized, so much of Chakas’s sarcasm and humor remains 😭♥️
I never noticed. Guilty Spark has quite the potty mouth. X3
Almost sounds like Ordis from Warframe.
In some form, Halo and Warframe are similar
hmmmmmmmumm. catchy little tune right. hmmmmmmhmmmmm. makes you want to kill me right.
He sweared twice but when he said he was pissing him off he realized
I love how at the end he's talking and another person is like, quit your bitching and he just shuts up 😂😂
when he said, a staring contest i never loss is thru i never realized that he doesn't blink
HE'S A REAL BOY!
THAT F**KING HUMMING, HE JUST PREDICTED SAME AS CORTANA!!!
343 GUILTY SPARK IN HALO 6 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!
no seriously look it up :D
no he ded
+Silv3r no, hes not dead. only his structal casing collapsed.
He could've turned to an AI.
Silv3r his soul survive
He survived, hijacked the UNSC Rubicon, then found a forerunner Armiger to use as a body.
Are you looking at my a** XD
Your pissing me off, oh my! I didn't know I had cursing in my vocal structure!
I want Ghost and Spark to meet...
Who's Ghost?
Zane Thederahn destiny
I remember when I heard him sing the main theme
I swear I've played halo 3 for the longest time and never heard any of these
I remember hearing Spark fly over me and say “Howdy ‘y’all!” One time. I can’t find it on RUclips sadly…
"Quit your bitchin"That killed me
"Makes you wanna kill me dosent it!"
Did anyone else rewind to see if he really blinked
I was sad when spark turned evil and you had to kill him. He was a funny sidekick character
I didnt want to kill this guy
Same with grunts.
its funny how he says "Yees ...my preciousss" cause he goes crazy later for his..Ring..Eh?..Eeeh?
Dorian Matthews and he also betrays you multiple times
Tbh these are funny as hell
FUCKING NORMIE
I have a micopenis, but fuking bee movie meme normis
My Name Is 000 Tragic Solitude. I Am The Keeper Of The Ark.
I'm guessing is is all from the IWHBYD skull?
"That hurt my feelings, OH MY GOD I HAD FEELINGS?! IM A REAL BOY!"
It was a mistake having him betray them at the end. Honestly he was right firing the ring failed the flood survived because the ring wasnt finished.
Definition of the "This is fine." meme.