Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 3

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @lordpatriot445
    @lordpatriot445 4 года назад +4767

    I love how that female marine said something to Chief while 343 Guilty Spark is pushing her slightly forward by her butt saying, "Yessss... My precious" XD

    • @melkor3496
      @melkor3496 4 года назад +129

      Gollum quote.

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 4 года назад +80

      Dick Thick'em that wasn’t edited in, his eye flashed to his speech.

    • @rancorjoy5412
      @rancorjoy5412 4 года назад +62

      She said he was making her uncomfortable

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 4 года назад +7

      Dick Thick'em I sure as hell don’t hear it.

    • @smallbrain43
      @smallbrain43 4 года назад +28

      Dick Thick'em that line is in halo 3 for the iwhbyd skull, it’s not edited in.

  • @lykan2
    @lykan2 4 года назад +2693

    "I have Pictures on MySpace...."
    Me: Holy Shit MySpace is back in 2552

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 4 года назад +227

      What a horrific future.

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 4 года назад +18

      *onlyfans

    • @Balls0001
      @Balls0001 4 года назад +6

      @@a_llama colab into myfans

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +3

      the return

    • @gooseegg617
      @gooseegg617 4 года назад +10

      Maybe it's only fans in the future

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 4 года назад +1725

    The Brute saying "No inappropriate touching" was hilarious

    • @cowgod1945
      @cowgod1945 3 года назад +127

      I love that it implies sexual harassment is a problem for brutes
      So funny but it also makes sense

    • @SomeordinaryProtogen
      @SomeordinaryProtogen 3 года назад +43

      Dialogue of a grunt saying stop moelesting me

    • @brennongildersleeve5127
      @brennongildersleeve5127 2 года назад +24

      That brutes been through some shit

  • @rougerabbit1409
    @rougerabbit1409 4 года назад +2201

    sergeant humanoid ?
    I’m convinced i’m coming out

    • @lovelybeard3596
      @lovelybeard3596 4 года назад +6

      🤪😂💚

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 4 года назад +20

      @@lovelybeard3596 What do those even mean?

    • @ArbiterSky
      @ArbiterSky 4 года назад +10

      The "yeah" really sells it.

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 4 года назад +11

      wished it said sgt humanson lol

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 4 года назад +20

      "Huh, that SOUNDS like Sergeant Humanoid..."

  • @Barrelmoth26
    @Barrelmoth26 4 года назад +3384

    Appreciate the little RvB text colouring detail there

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 4 года назад +72

      fucking love that part

    • @insert_username_here208
      @insert_username_here208 4 года назад +181

      I miss the old Rooster Teeth, before they all became corporate hack frauds. It all went downhill when Monty died and with Full Screen acquiring them.

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 4 года назад +158

      @@insert_username_here208 I still can't believe they fired Joel.
      Guess there's not gonna be any more RvB, you can't have RvB without Caboose.

    • @izzycalo9935
      @izzycalo9935 4 года назад +8

      Delta 118 there is more, but I don’t know if it will have the blues and reds, the next series is RvB Zero

    • @insert_username_here208
      @insert_username_here208 4 года назад +75

      @@izzycalo9935 Who cares at this point. RvB is past its prime, hell Rooster Teeth is past their prime too. RvB is nothing but a shell of its former self and it will never be the same without its original cast. Like The Simpsons and Spongebob, why can't they just put this machinima\show out of its misery.

  • @hamzies4630
    @hamzies4630 4 года назад +1419

    Grunt: quick, raise his visor, see if its man or laaady,
    Speech 100

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 4 года назад +27

      I'm imagining that Brute on your profile pic saying that.

    • @hamzies4630
      @hamzies4630 4 года назад +34

      @@chocov1233 craig knows what the ladies like

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 4 года назад +11

      @@hamzies4630 Aww Yeaaahh.

    • @chipsdubbo1510
      @chipsdubbo1510 3 года назад +2

      lego yoda

    • @araxshiriau9275
      @araxshiriau9275 3 года назад +2

      “My orders for you are- GET IT OFF!”

  • @chaplaingilgamesh2964
    @chaplaingilgamesh2964 4 года назад +617

    I love that a Grunt somehow knows about Sherlock Holmes.

    • @ImpelDragon
      @ImpelDragon 4 года назад +35

      Fun canon fact: Grunts love to trade and buy human items such as shows, books, video games, etc!
      www.halopedia.org/Black_market

    • @ronn6946
      @ronn6946 3 года назад +53

      @@ImpelDragon so your saying there are problaly alien weebos in the halo universe?

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 3 года назад +59

      @@ronn6946 Halo Infinite: Master Chief walks in on a grunt watching hentai.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 года назад +23

      @@ronn6946 no, we're saying that there's waifu pillows bearing tags that state "MADE ON BALAHO"

    • @noahmueller1468
      @noahmueller1468 10 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the grunts, especially those on high charity before it got flooded, had a black market of alien media but mostly human made stuff

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 3 года назад +405

    "You were at the seminar" implies Chief goes to important meetings and participates, I can just imagine him sitting in a chair like a normal person but it collapses under his own weight thanks to the armour

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa 2 года назад +35

      It implied that chief was at the sexual conduct seminar 😅

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 2 года назад +20

      I genuinely have no doubt. In the military, they have to attend sexual conduct seminars every month. Even SEALs and Green Berets.

    • @Dazzybhoy31
      @Dazzybhoy31 7 месяцев назад +1

      Imagining him just lightly hovering over the chair is funny

  • @Robosapien_
    @Robosapien_ 4 года назад +2418

    3:43 God damn of all the times to get that Guilty Spark line it was here?! Apparently even software gets comedic timing...

    • @jameshogervorst8046
      @jameshogervorst8046 4 года назад +326

      I love how it's near 3:43 as well

    • @spongemanicecone3289
      @spongemanicecone3289 4 года назад +128

      It’s too perfect

    • @jajajajja3481
      @jajajajja3481 4 года назад +134

      He's too guilty for that a**

    • @Greensleeves94
      @Greensleeves94 4 года назад +85

      The timing on that could not have been any better

    • @Approvedjoey117
      @Approvedjoey117 4 года назад +58

      He told me that he was a “real boy” when I kept shooting him on the Ark mission.

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 3 года назад +339

    4:01 "DING DONG, THE DEMON IS DEAD!" Just the genuine bloodthirsty joy in that delivery is perfect.

  • @the_halofanb0y
    @the_halofanb0y 4 года назад +599

    1:46 „He was my Lover!“
    No, chief, why would you do it?!

    • @Petemossnchaos
      @Petemossnchaos 3 года назад +13

      EXACTLY WTF CHIEF

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      @jackalzirson2631 3 года назад

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  • @mrhorny5037
    @mrhorny5037 4 года назад +488

    *Arbiter team kills*
    Elite: "Did you kill him for sport or ammunition"
    Arbiter: "I see you're a man of culture"

  • @evidant
    @evidant 4 года назад +1587

    as much as i hate suicidal grunts, i love "OHH I BET *I* CAN STICK IT"

    • @darkoneter
      @darkoneter 4 года назад +67

      It's a reference to the Halo 2 demo where Cortana says to chief: 'Bet you can't stick it'. Really cool easter egg

    • @evidant
      @evidant 4 года назад +4

      @@darkoneter lmao

    • @fride0107
      @fride0107 3 года назад +4

      IM HAVING A STROKE OR IS THAT ONE I REALLY BIG

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 3 года назад +3

      "Please ENJOY my BRIGHT! BLUE! BALLS!"

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 2 года назад

      OH NO! I DIDNT MEAN TO TURN THESE ON! AAAAAAHHHH!

  • @christianrios153
    @christianrios153 4 года назад +749

    Red vs Blue Voices
    0:21 Tucker & Doc
    2:30 Simmons & Grif
    4:55 Church & Caboose

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 4 года назад +33

      It’s Doc not donut

    • @averagegrunt4582
      @averagegrunt4582 3 года назад +12

      I ain’t even realize

    • @jialin7
      @jialin7 2 года назад +14

      @@generalgrievous3667 nah thats doc, there would have been an innuendo

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 2 года назад +24

      This is them before they became Spartans

    • @venomrulesall
      @venomrulesall 2 года назад +28

      @@SevenBendy The Reds and Blues are not Spartans, they are/were simulation troopers.

  • @Skell__
    @Skell__ 4 года назад +614

    The bits with the password are my favourite things ever, especially
    “We need ammo and the chief is out here!”
    ......
    “Does he know the password?”
    “HE WASNT AT THE MEETING EITHER!”

    • @CrowmanUK
      @CrowmanUK 2 года назад +29

      did you know depending on the diffcuilty they are both voice by the voice actors of red vs blue

    • @toothlesstaco2685
      @toothlesstaco2685 Год назад +6

      Which difficulty is it, me and my friend are replaying Halo 3 and we both love RvB so which is it?

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 Год назад +2

      ​@@toothlesstaco2685i am actually also replaying halo 3 but by myself just to get all the skulls

    • @ryanrosen_
      @ryanrosen_ Год назад +5

      @@toothlesstaco2685All of the difficulties show different lines, and each one is by different RvB voice members.

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 Год назад +5

      @@toothlesstaco2685 I want to say Normal gets the lines between Doc and Tucker, Heroic gets the lines between Grif and Simmons, and Legendary gets the lines between Church and Caboose.

  • @2DLs2001
    @2DLs2001 4 года назад +373

    "Yes...... My precious......"
    - Guilty 343

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 4 года назад +1455

    1:23 - 1:32 is a story

    • @toddbeauchamp6675
      @toddbeauchamp6675 4 года назад +92

      I like to imagine the grunt line right after is also part of the story, (it’s safe to come out)

    • @obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926
      @obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926 4 года назад +15

      He messed up its brother like that was my brother

    • @shadowcalw6150
      @shadowcalw6150 4 года назад +6

      P A I N!

    • @rileyobrien3455
      @rileyobrien3455 3 года назад +2

      Throw a track about it on the next EP.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 года назад +1

      GS actually do know a thing or two about that. Dude walked 500 miles around zeta halo just to walk 500 more and *still* not bang the girl

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 4 года назад +618

    5:46 well that aged poorly

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 4 года назад +3

      Why?

    • @Deddshot
      @Deddshot 4 года назад +155

      Nah dude MySpace is gonna make a crazy comeback in 2552 just you watch

    • @scarlettNET
      @scarlettNET 4 года назад +8

      Oh hey it’s the funny Weezer guy

    • @casenjones826
      @casenjones826 4 года назад

      Dougal Badger maybe cause MySpace became unpopular decades ago

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 4 года назад +1

      I feel that a world where MySpace is the most popular social media site is the best one

  • @commanderthorn3466
    @commanderthorn3466 4 года назад +139

    1:40 it’s glad to see that the elites have picked up on human slang (also after watching the way they talk it’s hard to believe either side is taking this war seriously 😂

  • @217adaptiveperspective
    @217adaptiveperspective 4 года назад +415

    6:31
    I don't think I want to know what that Brute is doing with the Grunts.

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 4 года назад +757

    5:55 is subtitled incorrectly.
    Line is: "I fart in your general direction."
    Monty Python Reference.

    • @donaldpetersen2382
      @donaldpetersen2382 4 года назад +28

      Ni!

    • @iegendary-r8r
      @iegendary-r8r 4 года назад +22

      leave now or I will taunt you a second time.

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 Год назад

      ​@@iegendary-r8r your mother was a hamster

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 10 месяцев назад +2

      "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!"

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 4 года назад +274

    2:46 I just now realized the voice actors from this scene and the one before are the ones that play the RvB cast! Awesome!

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 4 года назад +14

      Simmons and Grif, and Church and Caboose show up later

    • @cyanspartan1757
      @cyanspartan1757 4 года назад

      @@Joe-km5ou neat

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 4 года назад +2

      No fucking way, I knew it!

    • @GlyphWitch
      @GlyphWitch 4 года назад

      I'm pretty sure its not the actual voice actors just good imitations.

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 4 года назад +8

      @@GlyphWitch No they were the actual voices

  • @chipsarc
    @chipsarc 4 года назад +607

    Tucker talking to Doc through the door was the best thing I’ve seen all morning.

    • @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903
      @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 4 года назад +3

      Chips Arc Tucker was taking to Doc

    • @chipsarc
      @chipsarc 4 года назад +2

      Sergeant Marcus Stacker Really? It’s kinda hard to tell through the door.

    • @ryanduckworth1779
      @ryanduckworth1779 4 года назад +16

      Behind the door to me it sounds like caboose

    • @tear4442
      @tear4442 4 года назад +16

      Sounded a lot more like Caboose than Doc to me

    • @WildPhoenix989
      @WildPhoenix989 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like simmons talking to grif

  • @ogre7699
    @ogre7699 4 года назад +144

    3:44 dude. You fucking killed me. Holy shit, perfection.

  • @ImpelDragon
    @ImpelDragon 4 года назад +229

    0:48 has me dying every time.

  • @vanillachai4218
    @vanillachai4218 4 года назад +91

    "It's safe to come out. It's uhm Sergeant Humanoid"
    This one killed me

  • @combine1175
    @combine1175 4 года назад +334

    1:23 Chaster Mief is now sad.

    • @brotherjohannes6617
      @brotherjohannes6617 4 года назад +15

      Ah yes CHASTER MIEF

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII 4 года назад +4

      Chaster Mief

    • @parunox1702
      @parunox1702 3 года назад +2

      Wasn’t he dating Linda?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 года назад +1

      Nono, Chaster Mief dated Cinda, but dumped her for Lortana after a d20 frag turned her into Ruff Biku.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 года назад +1

      @@KopperNeoman I heard they swing with Kred and Felly every other thursday

  • @shadowsoflight7865
    @shadowsoflight7865 2 года назад +54

    At 4:58 I love the fact they made caboose apart of the dialog from red vs blue

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 Год назад +8

      They made several of them: on Normal, you get Tucker and Doc talking. On Heroic, you get Grif and Simmons. And on Legendary, you get Church and Caboose.

    • @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
      @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bloodwolfgaming9269 so you don't get sarge at all

    • @spacelody7202
      @spacelody7202 9 месяцев назад +1

      I knew the voices were familiar

  • @alton7291
    @alton7291 4 года назад +163

    5:55 so brutes know of monthy phyton I see

  • @sheilaanslow9696
    @sheilaanslow9696 4 года назад +518

    Did anyone else notice on every one with the door locked requiring a password that the voices for each character was the same voices for the Spartans in the red vs blue series

    • @Loan_me_a_smile_117
      @Loan_me_a_smile_117 4 года назад +31

      I know right he sounds like caboose

    • @levihicks7539
      @levihicks7539 4 года назад +98

      @@Loan_me_a_smile_117 Cause...it was. RVB was taking off around then so they included the guys in for different door jokes.

    • @oggabooka2324
      @oggabooka2324 4 года назад +4

      Ye

    • @quitemango
      @quitemango 4 года назад +2

      I WAS THINKING THE EXSACT SAME THING

    • @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand
      @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand 4 года назад +1

      @Baratus they should have added Maine or north lol

  • @theblueplague7164
    @theblueplague7164 4 года назад +276

    3:50 LMAO I'm dead

  • @quartermaster6235
    @quartermaster6235 4 года назад +136

    6:42
    Well damn, wasn't expecting her to say that

  • @Ramounskee
    @Ramounskee 2 года назад +33

    4:30 when the characters are self aware

  • @ur-didact1991
    @ur-didact1991 4 года назад +136

    6:41 oh lady, you don't know the Spartan hands,

    • @rancorjoy5412
      @rancorjoy5412 4 года назад +11

      No

    • @erikhaugan
      @erikhaugan 4 года назад +2

      You cut off mid sentence I don't get it

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 4 года назад +5

      i can milk you

  • @Hylian_Glitchmobber
    @Hylian_Glitchmobber 4 года назад +41

    1:23 Looks down with sadness

  • @foresta-2684
    @foresta-2684 4 года назад +119

    Infinite needs this games humor to be truly wonderful

    • @Don-sd9xg
      @Don-sd9xg 4 года назад +20

      Im sure it will. The humorous lines is one thing 343i has kept pretty well.

    • @scareditymays6yearsago477
      @scareditymays6yearsago477 3 года назад +11

      @@Don-sd9xg the deep conversation between the grunt and the elite in halo 5 was gold

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 года назад +12

      This aged like Wine

    • @fl1ckr145
      @fl1ckr145 3 года назад +6

      The grunts are even better in infinite😂

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 года назад

      Yep!

  • @megatjmega
    @megatjmega 4 года назад +51

    Master Chief: **breathes**
    Marine in behind door: *WHAT IS THE PASSWORD*

  • @The23Anonymous
    @The23Anonymous 4 года назад +43

    "This is seargant humanoid" :-D

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon 3 года назад +13

    1:09 Chief having flashbacks of being beaten up by his instructors when he was a kid.

  • @duncanbrenner9243
    @duncanbrenner9243 3 года назад +29

    1:28 ok now we need the full story, Spark.

    • @KamenriderCrusher
      @KamenriderCrusher 3 года назад +2

      I assume spark just knows everything

    • @delaney6413
      @delaney6413 3 года назад +4

      @@KamenriderCrusher Spark was once human, so it makes sense that he knows about girl troubles.

  • @yapyapking2054
    @yapyapking2054 4 года назад +53

    1:49 everyone in 2020 when someone neezes

  • @SzpiegosGranie
    @SzpiegosGranie Год назад +8

    i still love the "tank beats everything" lines
    like you are in a tank feeling that you gonna blow up some covenant stuff and there's the guy who feels superior lol

  • @ShadowMonarch9557
    @ShadowMonarch9557 4 года назад +56

    3:45 i love this part XD

  • @christianaman9217
    @christianaman9217 3 года назад +13

    the whole "Password" bits were rooster teeth people. Tucker, simmons, doc, church, caboose, and grif lol i loved that

  • @gamingwithphil227
    @gamingwithphil227 3 года назад +43

    My favorite of this was..
    "Our leader is down, EVERYONE FREAK OUT!"

  • @granvell619
    @granvell619 4 года назад +69

    0:20 this is some serious red vs blue shit lol.

    • @therubywaffle165
      @therubywaffle165 4 года назад +7

      That's because it is

    • @granvell619
      @granvell619 4 года назад +2

      @@therubywaffle165 Yeah I know lol.

    • @javiermacias3401
      @javiermacias3401 4 года назад +1

      Grand Experience lol

    • @necroreo9276
      @necroreo9276 4 года назад +4

      I know it's 5 months later, but 4:56 is Caboose and Church

  • @FrecklePhantomhive
    @FrecklePhantomhive 4 года назад +31

    It's crazy how there's still so much funny dialogue

  • @richardve4
    @richardve4 4 года назад +24

    I love that I got to hear the red vs blue gang

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra 3 года назад +21

    "No milk coming out of these, so look away."
    That's kinky.

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 4 года назад +18

    You know this game is old when MySpace is mentioned.

  • @doctorpotatoaim2723
    @doctorpotatoaim2723 4 года назад +67

    4:55 Its Caboose and Church from Red vs Blue!

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 4 года назад

      Caboose and Tucker, right?

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 4 года назад

      @@philmahar3500 you right, it's been a while haha

    • @goldendragon4232
      @goldendragon4232 4 года назад

      I though it was tucker or church but I knew it was caboose because he is acting stupid and his voice

    • @thecaboosevarietychannel
      @thecaboosevarietychannel 4 года назад +1

      Hey it’s me!

  • @aidansmith5093
    @aidansmith5093 4 года назад +10

    Hearing a grunt yell "Superior Intellect" made me fall over laughing

  • @samuelworks316
    @samuelworks316 3 года назад +6

    1:32 looks at friends cold, dead body, "its safe to come out!"

  • @BayouBoy2443
    @BayouBoy2443 Год назад +2

    3:14 “Did you kill him for sport, or ammunition?”
    *For Reach…*

  • @FerrousPrime
    @FerrousPrime 4 года назад +10

    The Red Vs Blue password door bits were amazing.

  • @mophunt9628
    @mophunt9628 4 года назад +10

    “And I left a little present for you arbiter, and I’m walking away, HAHAHA”

  • @spookyman9224
    @spookyman9224 3 года назад +7

    5:54
    “I farted in the general direction” definitely my fav

  • @lukesahagian
    @lukesahagian 4 года назад +38

    3:45 is absolute gold!

  • @noah-so1qk
    @noah-so1qk 4 года назад +21

    yes my precious

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman 4 года назад +26

    5:54 technically it says “I fart in your general direction” it’s a Monty python reference

  • @depressedgaming8704
    @depressedgaming8704 4 года назад +16

    2:45 just realized that was Geoff from AH and then a little later realized the other guy was gus

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm8292 4 года назад +36

    The Covenant are absolutely terrified when they see you and the Flood on the same side:
    Run! Run!
    Bad guy!
    Oh no!
    Those are just some lines they said when I played it.

  • @Sad_Chief
    @Sad_Chief 4 года назад +16

    3:14 ,This elite understands me.

  • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
    @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 4 года назад +65

    1:45 good to see that a doomsday cult is still LGBT friendly

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 года назад

      Course they are.
      Friendly to the ideology, at least.

  • @ZoruaMaster
    @ZoruaMaster 4 года назад +35

    It occurred to me and got me wondering if there's more unique dialogue to be heard while playing as the Arbiter or any of the other Elites.

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 года назад

      Now I just wanna boot it up to find out XD

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 года назад

      Hmmmm, let’s test that!!!

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Месяц назад +1

    Ahhhh. Doc refusing to let Tucker in and Tucker getting annoyed. Good times.

  • @superhypermetalsonicv2796
    @superhypermetalsonicv2796 4 года назад +16

    1:14 that gives me ptsd to my legendary laso run of a mission

  • @saarue420
    @saarue420 4 года назад +10

    This made me love Halo's franchise even more.

  • @snakemaster1251
    @snakemaster1251 3 года назад +13

    6:08 BRUH WHAT

  • @treystinson4116
    @treystinson4116 4 года назад +8

    "Enough, dude!"
    [Bird Sounds]

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 4 года назад +20

    "WE SUCK AS ONE, WE FIGHT AS ONE!"
    ~Me and my friends in CoD

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 7 месяцев назад +1

    “You’re making me uncomfortable…” i was not ready for the camera to pan and reveal Spark ass-deep and then HIM DELIVERING THAT LINE. GOOD LORD

  • @Inic
    @Inic Год назад +17

    4:06 One of my favorite grunt lines ever 😂

  • @ianmcgregor576
    @ianmcgregor576 4 года назад +9

    This is a masterpiece

  • @LusheNekudo
    @LusheNekudo 4 года назад +15

    Rip Flipyap 3:27

  • @jackismemeish
    @jackismemeish 2 года назад +9

    2:10 one word for you * SNORE SOUND.mp3*

  • @tudorcozma4144
    @tudorcozma4144 Год назад +3

    4:07 French grunt CONFIRMED! 🥐

  • @failedrevolutionary9497
    @failedrevolutionary9497 3 года назад +5

    “PANIC. MANAGEMENT HAS DISINTEGRATED” should have been my senior quote

  • @jamsanator0511
    @jamsanator0511 4 года назад +11

    2:19 wait a minute, Mickey?

  • @Marine_Animations
    @Marine_Animations 3 года назад +7

    6:36 I’ll cross my fingers and- oh crap I don’t have enough fingers p
    He’s gone...(that grunt sounded like Caboose)

  • @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818
    @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818 3 года назад +10

    4:43
    I'm not a doorknob ;----;

  • @ThisFace
    @ThisFace 3 года назад +2

    This is possibly single most unique game dialogues I’ve ever heard. I still can’t believe this is a real thing.

  • @zman-rf9md
    @zman-rf9md 3 года назад +3

    I love how these games went through development hell and they all have these amazing lines

  • @remconiemarkt1703
    @remconiemarkt1703 3 года назад +4

    I love how Geoff and Gus voiced the password bit!

  • @defcon4824
    @defcon4824 4 года назад +11

    3:44 i never knew 343 Guilty Spark was that lonely lmao

  • @DoomieGruntVentures
    @DoomieGruntVentures 3 года назад +2

    2:36 That's probably the first staff meeting Grif stayed awake for.

  • @mk19_117
    @mk19_117 2 года назад +5

    -We need ammo and the Chief is put here!
    -... Does he know the password?
    -HE WASN'T AT THE MEETING EITHER! *Agressive banging on door*

  • @poobface4218
    @poobface4218 4 года назад +3

    Rest in peace(s) Flip yap or yapflip. he will remain forever in our hearts

  • @colesephhh9546
    @colesephhh9546 4 года назад +28

    2:37 is that griff and Simmons?

  • @douma2278
    @douma2278 Год назад +1

    2:11
    Elite: One Word for you *asleep*

  • @PremierRomanov
    @PremierRomanov 4 года назад +4

    Brute: "I fart in your general direction."
    Chief: "Is there someone else up there I can talk to?"

  • @TheZabPlush
    @TheZabPlush 3 года назад +2

    I like it that some of the red vs blue voice actors actually did some of the acting for the door password lines

  • @skout-374
    @skout-374 3 года назад +11

    5:10 did caboose become a marine?

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 4 года назад +3

    "My orders are- GETITOFF"
    RIP, random Marine. You will be missed.

  • @LilyAvarA
    @LilyAvarA 4 года назад +3

    Dude this dialogue video is the best!

  • @josukeeatingshavingcream6249
    @josukeeatingshavingcream6249 3 года назад +5

    Press “F” for Flipyap and his brother.

  • @Gofaw
    @Gofaw 3 года назад +6

    3:44 the timing could not have been better

  • @Nefnoj
    @Nefnoj 4 года назад +3

    As funny as these are, the editing here is absolutely godlike and deserves to be appreciated.

  • @lonelystarboy
    @lonelystarboy 4 года назад +26

    3:47
    WTF 343 😝😝😂😂

    • @gavinmattingly9115
      @gavinmattingly9115 4 года назад

      343 didn't make this game

    • @lonelystarboy
      @lonelystarboy 4 года назад +18

      @@gavinmattingly9115
      I meant "343 Guilty Spark"

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 4 года назад +3

      @@gavinmattingly9115 That really went over your head huh?

  • @benreynolds5433
    @benreynolds5433 4 года назад +7

    The marine saying "Whats the password" sounds like caboose. . Maybe he is.