[Vinesauce] Joel - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @Whyamibzsdmh
    @Whyamibzsdmh 6 месяцев назад +694

    Joel losing because of Norway couldn't be more perfect

    • @skitfox
      @skitfox 6 месяцев назад +35

      Va fan! Helvete! No way! It's Norway!

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 6 месяцев назад +22

      He surpassed my expectations when he picked Stockholm. I was entirely expecting him to get it right

    • @supershadic530
      @supershadic530 6 месяцев назад +29

      Norway struck back.

    • @zyrkugilgamesh
      @zyrkugilgamesh 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@supershadic530 They leveled up

    • @JMUDoc
      @JMUDoc Месяц назад

      Revenge for when he nuked them😋

  • @TheNamiSami
    @TheNamiSami 6 месяцев назад +484

    Fussy, BABY

    • @jewjitsu72
      @jewjitsu72 6 месяцев назад

      both of the hosts sound like drag queen announcers when they say it

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 месяцев назад +1193

    No fifth grader in America is gonna know where Dar Es Salaam is

    • @amalija11
      @amalija11 6 месяцев назад +120

      Literally lol unless they’re Tanzanian

    • @KR-tk8fe
      @KR-tk8fe 6 месяцев назад +178

      No human knows, sounds like a place from lord of the rings 😂

    • @dogboa
      @dogboa 6 месяцев назад +47

      @@KR-tk8fe nah it actually sounds like a city in tanzania

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 месяцев назад +20

      that is salad? no way

    • @KR-tk8fe
      @KR-tk8fe 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@dogboa Never heard of it

  • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
    @Cosplaybuddygiraffes 6 месяцев назад +479

    I LOVE how one of the kids’ facts is “I keep a flower garden! :)” but the first kid was all like “Violence against the oppressor isn’t equivalent to violence against the oppressed”

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 6 месяцев назад +32

      That's why you should join the Combine

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 месяцев назад +9

      One of them may enjoy reading Fanon's essays

    • @hamshef1hamshef140
      @hamshef1hamshef140 6 месяцев назад +44

      I guess that kid enjoys reading Karl Marx

    • @banjo304
      @banjo304 6 месяцев назад +1

      What the fuck were they snorting when they built this game. Why is this little black girl quoting "Settlers" at me? She's gonna have a huge Twitter career.

    • @boingodoingo1930
      @boingodoingo1930 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@hamshef1hamshef140 that's just international law. Occupiers set the standard for the violence, and the occupied people can resist by any means necessary.

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 месяцев назад +372

    Fun fact about the Nobel Peace Prize question: nobody knows exactly why Alfred Nobel wanted the Peace Prize specifically to be awarded in Norway, as written in his will, as he gave no explanation for it. Joel was screwed over by another Swede.

    • @Lasagna_Garfield_
      @Lasagna_Garfield_ 6 месяцев назад +30

      It be your own homies 😔

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 6 месяцев назад +23

      I think the idea is international peace between different countries travelling
      At that time there was the question of the Sweden-Norway personal Union

  • @andreibaciu7518
    @andreibaciu7518 6 месяцев назад +325

    25:40 The sheer emotion in that "no".

    • @dizzystar0878
      @dizzystar0878 6 месяцев назад +77

      That’s legit the Dr Robotnik “NO!” from that adventure’s of sonic cartoon.

    • @susangoaway
      @susangoaway 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@dizzystar0878 Snooping as usual I see

    • @CoalEater_Elli
      @CoalEater_Elli 6 месяцев назад +19

      Reminds me of Heavy when he says "No!"

    • @stardestroyer81
      @stardestroyer81 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@dizzystar0878Dr. Ro-varg-nik

    • @kbity1
      @kbity1 6 месяцев назад +3

      "i can help if you want 😃"

  • @profster_the_great
    @profster_the_great 6 месяцев назад +305

    a lot of desks to pick from
    jobel chooses fussy baby

    • @Zoloft_100_mg
      @Zoloft_100_mg 6 месяцев назад +58

      Bussy Faby

    • @01oo011
      @01oo011 6 месяцев назад +21

      It was the only option for him.

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 месяцев назад +454

    >Are you snarter than the fifth grader
    >Joel
    I think we all know the obvious answer

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 6 месяцев назад +96

      snart

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 месяцев назад +82

      @@mjdxp5688 Joel is a really snart Norwegian duende

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 6 месяцев назад +1

      A definitive "maybe?"

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@mikeoxlong1395 He's a 10 years old baby in a 40 years old body

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 6 месяцев назад +144

    13:35 There's so much perfect with this moment. Ava completely ignoring the question being asked. A fifth grader making a philosophical statement on violence and oppression. Joel's simple "wat?" Chef's Kiss.

    • @lowpolyzoe
      @lowpolyzoe 6 месяцев назад +9

      Man in my last year of high school (2018) we had a mock debate about suffragettes in the UK doing property damage to protest for the right to vote and the class was fairly split about this objectively good jump in human rights from a hundred years ago, no way an American fifth grader is being told about violence towards an oppressor is not the same as oppressor violence towards oppressed, lmao

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +16

      ⁠@@lowpolyzoe The class wasn’t split on the “objectively good jump in human rights” you just said the debate was over property damage

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 месяцев назад +10

      To be fair, she was black, so she probably has some experienced with oppression. And, if her parents are based enough, a framework to understand it

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@ZPu95 I didn't say it was a certainty, only a possibility. I don't want to say that all black people read Fanon as a pastime. But I'm pretty sure that almost all of them either experience learn about oppression from those that experienced it. Even if she's in a well-off family and her parents are textbook examples of black excellence, there are still society-wide microaggressions, like the fact whenever a black character is in a movie it's considered notable and somehow significant, but when it's a white guy it means nothing and is "the default". Or how ancient history classes are centered primarily on European civilizations like Rome or Greece, with such empires like the Sassanids or the Parthians being described in passing, often mostly by the way they interacted with the European civilizations (see how the Achaemenid Empire is known in pop-culture as "the guys that tried to invade Greece")

    • @Sir_Crow
      @Sir_Crow 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ZPu95 I mean, it's because black people face oppression for being black, whereas a white dude isn't going to. I think there's a big difference between a stereotype and saying that black people face oppression.

  • @kierankessinger3400
    @kierankessinger3400 6 месяцев назад +62

    I recently asked a Nigerian man about Dar Es Salaam and not even HE was aware where it was. In other words, this game’s difficulty jumps from first grade to graduate school WAY too quickly.

  • @AlvinFlang69420
    @AlvinFlang69420 6 месяцев назад +135

    Joel was robbed on that Nobel prize question

  • @akaxjenkins
    @akaxjenkins 6 месяцев назад +164

    fussy
    baby

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 6 месяцев назад +378

    I'm going to hear her annoying voice say "fussy BABY" in my nightmares tonight

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 6 месяцев назад +14

      I can't take it anymore, it's so funny

    • @niceleverace
      @niceleverace 6 месяцев назад +13

      Fussy....baby.

    • @_Doskii
      @_Doskii 6 месяцев назад +17

      It has been a week now and I'm still hearing "fussy ... b a b y" in my head. I'm even just saying it to myself occasionally at this point. I hate this.

    • @cosm0s_puppy56
      @cosm0s_puppy56 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@_Doskii time stamp?

    • @pissdog3956
      @pissdog3956 6 месяцев назад

      Bean greaser

  •  6 месяцев назад +101

    Joel might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he would probably win in a sword fight against a 5th grader.

    • @stilllogan
      @stilllogan 6 месяцев назад +22

      Yeah yeah, and jerma can *totally* dodge an axe. I’ll believe it when I see it.

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 6 месяцев назад +144

    I wish Joey had played the ps2 version instead. The uncanny Jeff Foxworthy really takes that game to another level.

  • @JoshuaSimonson909
    @JoshuaSimonson909 6 месяцев назад +145

    Norway strikes again!

    • @Lapeno456
      @Lapeno456 6 месяцев назад +10

      to be honest Joel striked first

  • @wojtektaracinski7977
    @wojtektaracinski7977 6 месяцев назад +67

    Ok, that Dar-Es-Salaam question is some Carmen Sandiego bullshit. I think I'm good at geography, and couldn't put it exactly on the map

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 6 месяцев назад +81

    As a former 5th grader, I can confirm that Belgium and the Netherlands have some weird borders, 1994 is not a prime number, and that there were two guys named Ajax in the Iliad, and that it is very useful information I learned in 5th grade that will benefit me for at least 2 more moments in my life

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 6 месяцев назад +14

      To be fair, I would have known the Ajax one.
      I learnt that in fifth year.
      Fifth year of my university course in history.

    • @brassmonkeyytw7984
      @brassmonkeyytw7984 6 месяцев назад +1

      Some interesting Belgium facts, thank u

  • @Cegarth
    @Cegarth 6 месяцев назад +87

    1:08:48 The shitfit bit had me in stitches.
    But really I feel like most 5th graders wouldn't be able to answer most of the social studies/geography questions from this game.

    • @luciatheorphan
      @luciatheorphan 6 месяцев назад +14

      the fact that it was just outside of the circle he placed was so toxic

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 месяцев назад +48

    Thes trivia games always expect you to know something that no one would find useful or interisting to know

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 5 месяцев назад +8

      That's because it's literally trivial information. Nobody needs to know most of these things but it's fun to know that we have this useless info.

    • @osakeleto
      @osakeleto 5 месяцев назад +5

      maybe thats why its called trivia??????

  • @helix9445
    @helix9445 6 месяцев назад +43

    teddy would've done numbers on 2013 tumblr

    • @lowpolyzoe
      @lowpolyzoe 6 месяцев назад +27

      He was 100% designed by people who enjoyed characters who did numbers on 2013 tumblr, I can smell it

  • @wickedwhispers595
    @wickedwhispers595 6 месяцев назад +11

    Joels rage towards his wrong answer (And by defacto all of Norway) got me pissin my pants lmao

  • @prognosticii
    @prognosticii 6 месяцев назад +169

    Gnomes should be smarter than a fifth grader; Joel can't be three gnomes in a trench coat confirmed.

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio 6 месяцев назад +24

      unless they did that to throw us off their tracks!

    • @AzzyDragon
      @AzzyDragon 6 месяцев назад

      liar. gnomes are stupid

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 6 месяцев назад +17

      That's exactly what the gnome on the bottom would comment!

    • @adamk9652
      @adamk9652 6 месяцев назад

      House fire is definitely smarter

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 6 месяцев назад +176

    He should play the older ports of this game for some added crust.

    • @Kaptin231
      @Kaptin231 6 месяцев назад +13

      Olay!

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 6 месяцев назад +15

      they're available on internet archive!

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 месяцев назад +14

      they're much better than this piece of crap

  • @FirithPanda
    @FirithPanda 6 месяцев назад +390

    Short answer: no.

    • @henriquelambcastellanos8439
      @henriquelambcastellanos8439 6 месяцев назад +37

      long answer: noooooooooo-

    • @war_fish
      @war_fish 6 месяцев назад +10

      long answer: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Atomic-Purple-Guy
      @Atomic-Purple-Guy 6 месяцев назад

      Longest answer : Feeling like you're not "smarter than a fifth grader" can be a humbling experience, but it’s important to recognize why this might happen. Here are several reasons why adults might struggle with questions aimed at a fifth-grade level:
      ### 1. **Forgotten Knowledge**
      - **Long-Term Memory**: Adults often forget specific details of subjects learned in elementary school because they are not frequently used in daily life.
      - **Focused Knowledge**: Adults typically specialize in certain areas of knowledge and skills relevant to their careers and interests, potentially neglecting broader, general knowledge.
      ### 2. **Different Priorities**
      - **Practical Skills Over Academic Knowledge**: Adults prioritize practical skills, job-specific knowledge, and life responsibilities over academic trivia.
      - **Time Constraints**: Balancing work, family, and other responsibilities leaves less time for refreshing or updating academic knowledge.
      ### 3. **Evolving Curriculum**
      - **Updated Educational Standards**: Educational curricula evolve, and what fifth graders learn today might be different from what was taught in the past.
      - **Technological Advancements**: Technology and new teaching methods can change how subjects are taught, making older knowledge seem outdated.
      ### 4. **Contextual Learning**
      - **Memory Recall**: Children are often in environments that reinforce academic learning daily, making it easier for them to recall specific facts.
      - **Learning Environment**: The structured learning environment of a classroom is different from the diverse and less structured learning environments adults experience.
      ### 5. **Cognitive Differences**
      - **Focused Learning vs. Broader Thinking**: Children’s brains are wired for absorbing new information rapidly and in focused subjects, whereas adults often think in broader, more integrated ways.
      - **Stress and Distractions**: Adults may face more stress and distractions, which can affect concentration and memory recall.
      ### Reflecting on the Experience
      - **Learning Opportunities**: This can be a chance to reconnect with general knowledge and enjoy the process of learning new things or revisiting old ones.
      - **Perspective on Intelligence**: Intelligence isn't just about knowing facts; it includes problem-solving, creativity, emotional intelligence, and practical skills.
      ### Conclusion
      While fifth graders are adept at recalling specific facts and recent lessons, adults have the advantage of broader life experience and practical knowledge. If you find yourself stumped by fifth-grade questions, it doesn’t reflect your overall intelligence but rather the different focuses and priorities in your life. Embrace the opportunity to learn and grow from these experiences.

    • @FaultyTwo
      @FaultyTwo 6 месяцев назад +8

      Shorter answer: n

    • @slopyardjoe
      @slopyardjoe 6 месяцев назад +7

      thanks 👍 don't have to watch the rest now

  • @ghostkiie
    @ghostkiie 21 день назад +2

    21:05
    "i can help with this question!"
    "NO!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @KimeramonRocks
    @KimeramonRocks 6 месяцев назад +151

    my complaint about the game is how much time is wasted changing hosts, changing students, and asking students questions about themselves. i ended up pressing the right arrow key until the question showed up. but if you havent memorized the name of every city/town in every country in the world, then you are NOT smarter than a fifth grader. Also students in America dont really learn foreign languages until sixth grade, if that. maybe its forced or earlier if you go to some private school

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 6 месяцев назад +5

      Well I learned spanish as early as 2nd grade. Though at the time I was in a Catholic school. I remember learning how to sing an entire Hymn in spanish. It was Pan De Vida or Bread of Life. Heck if I remember any of it now. It's funny because I'm the spanish traslator of my friend group. If they don't know they go to me. My spanish is far from perfect though but I know just enough that I could probably get around Spain with little difficulty.

    • @altermann6753
      @altermann6753 6 месяцев назад +7

      Poorie here, who had to go to public school. Can confirm that language isn’t taught till later. My school waited till middle school (7th grade) to have any classes that focused on language, and was constantly cutting languages I was interested in so I never made it past a single year in a language before having to switch.

    • @meloncholy428
      @meloncholy428 6 месяцев назад +1

      I went to public school and we started Spanish in 1st/2nd grade.

    • @KimeramonRocks
      @KimeramonRocks 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@meloncholy428 what state did you live in (assuming you do live in the usa) in for them to teach you a second language so early at a public school, lol. you make it sound like that they wanted students to master spanish by the time they finished 5th grade outside of niche vocabulary

    • @uchuujin
      @uchuujin 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm from south america, in my school we got taught (obviously very basic) english since preschool, I don't really know if this is the same for everyone around here but at least from what I know at 8 years old or so most schools are supposed to be teaching english

  • @GuruSUPERmaster
    @GuruSUPERmaster 6 месяцев назад +21

    Little innocent kid: I can help if you want.
    Joel - *NOO!!!*
    Trauma for life.

    • @Pantheraleo1545
      @Pantheraleo1545 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s better than CaseOh’s “SHUT UP!!!”

  • @RoyBurnsReal
    @RoyBurnsReal 6 месяцев назад +60

    Sweden loses again: Front page

  • @stilllogan
    @stilllogan 6 месяцев назад +29

    Charlie and the Fentanyl Factory

  • @jcdenton8221
    @jcdenton8221 6 месяцев назад +21

    this is the funniest thumbnail joey has made in a while

  • @jennifoxx
    @jennifoxx 6 месяцев назад +20

    1:07:38 Joel goes through the 5 stages of grief in one moment

  • @MarkKatz2772-jg3tc
    @MarkKatz2772-jg3tc 6 месяцев назад +22

    "...can I help with this question? c: "
    "*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*"

  • @oui2611
    @oui2611 6 месяцев назад +54

    this game seems so flawed. so you can answer 10 questions right and get 1 wrong and suddenly youre stupider than 5th grader?

    • @slimjim2321
      @slimjim2321 6 месяцев назад +41

      I remember hating this show even as a kid and my family always watched it. It's just an excuse to get very educated people to say on TV they're not smarter than a 5th grader from alot of BS questions very few kids would actually know.

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@slimjim2321 yeah, and they could make you answer easy questions for each grade but when it gets to 5th grade they could throw in some question like what type of sandwich did Albert Einstein eat on September the 5th, 1923 and you can't answer it and suddenly you're dumber then a 5th grader

    • @RedlineTournaments-np2pz
      @RedlineTournaments-np2pz 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@oui2611 skill issue

  • @coldhotpocket8226
    @coldhotpocket8226 6 месяцев назад +98

    How the fuck is a fifth grader supposed to know where dar es salaam is? I barely knew my continents.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 месяцев назад +42

      Yeah, some questions are either clearly plants to throw the game/make the audience feel dumb, or make our education system look better than it is.
      I haven't even been in school in over a decade, and I had never heard of that place or even its name until today.

    • @RedlineTournaments-np2pz
      @RedlineTournaments-np2pz 6 месяцев назад +16

      i don't even eat salami

    • @trashybin
      @trashybin 6 месяцев назад

      I feel like the show itself asks stuff we never learned

    • @Obloblorb
      @Obloblorb 6 месяцев назад +3

      Average american

    • @brianb816
      @brianb816 6 месяцев назад

      @@Obloblorb You literally just watched a Swede not know where it is also. Why is it always redditors that are obsessed with American education in a completely irrelevant context?

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 6 месяцев назад +26

    All other Nobel prizes are awarded in Stockholm, but the peace prize specifically is in Oslo.
    Nobel never explained why he wanted it this way, but while he was alive Sweden and Norway were in an uncomfortable union after Sweden tore their asses up in a war. Thus, Norway might have symbolized peace from the Swedish perspective, and giving them this honor may have been in the hopes of improving Swedish-Norwegian relations.
    Unfortunately, the peace prize is one of the most controversial prizes and has been involved in several international incidents. For instance, in 2010 it was awarded to Liu Xiaobo, considered an enemy of the state by the Chinese government, who froze trade talks with Norway for the next several years.

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 6 месяцев назад +5

      So he deserved the peace prize, good to know.

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@theonlybilge Yeah, a better example would be Henry Kissinger

  • @JeskidoYT
    @JeskidoYT 6 месяцев назад +111

    for those wondering why this game looks so cheap, it was made during covid lockdown, and the IP just evaporated from FOX to Nickelodeon to now no one

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 6 месяцев назад +6

      So, the IP has been orphaned?
      Or does this mean some nobody company owns it?

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 no company owns it except for the game creator. He's been dormant for a few years now

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 6 месяцев назад +17

    how many fuuking times is joeyboy going to tell us brasilia is the capital of Brazil

  • @nopenothappening2242
    @nopenothappening2242 6 месяцев назад +4

    finally norway has its revenge for joey nuking it so long ago

  • @ottoia9126
    @ottoia9126 6 месяцев назад +88

    I love how they keep referring to joes as fussy baby lmaooodhgdhsh

    • @maxineshideout852
      @maxineshideout852 6 месяцев назад +33

      especially how the secon host pronounces it like its two seperate sound files or as if shes a bot

    • @qwertzy121212
      @qwertzy121212 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@maxineshideout852fussy! Baybee...

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@maxineshideout852 It’s like they had them go down a list of adjectives and then nouns instead of just reading out each desk name

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 6 месяцев назад +2

      FUSSEE BAYBEE

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 6 месяцев назад +42

    The man was mean
    Then he wassn't
    -Sun Tzu

  • @skogen5357
    @skogen5357 6 месяцев назад +65

    The fact that Joel didn't know that The Nobel peace prize is held in Norway and not in Sweden (Something that like every Swede knows) is proof that he's not human and just a skinwalker that has assimilated the real Joey's corpse

    • @arciks11
      @arciks11 6 месяцев назад +13

      New Mr. Bean lore dropped.

    • @TheBloodyViki
      @TheBloodyViki 6 месяцев назад +1

      I seriously doubt most Swedes know about that though

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@TheBloodyViki the event is watched by millions of Swedes every year, I think they know

    • @Vok250
      @Vok250 6 месяцев назад +4

      Even google doesn't know lmao. The default result says Stockholm theatre.

    • @TheBloodyViki
      @TheBloodyViki 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@skogen5357 I've never even heard anyone talk about the Nobel Peace Prize being televised and i'm Swedish. (as i suspect you are too)
      But eh, it doesn't really matter. Maybe i too am a skinwalker trying to defend a fellow skinwalker.

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 6 месяцев назад +10

    I'm not expecting someone with Beefbrain to be smarter than a fifth grader.

  • @UtushoReiuji
    @UtushoReiuji 6 месяцев назад +38

    Imagine this: You're the smartest person in the world but you're also bald.

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +15

      And that kid’s name? Jorbel Einstein

    • @muovikallo
      @muovikallo 5 месяцев назад +2

      Gotta make room for your brain somehow

  • @NeckJohnsonNash
    @NeckJohnsonNash 6 месяцев назад +12

    jeff foxworthy shapeshifted into two seperate host

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 6 месяцев назад +31

    Everything about this game's presentation makes me angry and I'm not sure why.

  • @nessabunneh
    @nessabunneh 6 месяцев назад +4

    30:00 - Joel's reaction to getting the correct answer reminded me of a scene from Liar Liar
    "The pen is blue... The goddamn pen is blue!!"

  • @SpamLRBLX
    @SpamLRBLX 6 месяцев назад +9

    23:13 “Isak vad fan” lmao

  • @Grimreaper977
    @Grimreaper977 6 месяцев назад +28

    Nice to see a 5th grader advocating for rioting 13:35

  • @lm9029
    @lm9029 6 месяцев назад +11

    27:30 Top 10 disney villain defeat screams.

  • @sebaufiend
    @sebaufiend 6 месяцев назад +23

    You know, considering the shocking amount of persons who have been award the peace prize who also committed war crimes, the peace prize kinda is the war prize.

  • @TheOmegaGamer
    @TheOmegaGamer 6 месяцев назад +20

    Why the fuck are Social Study questions all geography ones, those are not studies those are places

  • @UnironicScrotumhat
    @UnironicScrotumhat 6 месяцев назад +14

    more like are you farter than a sniff grader, am i right?

  • @jotheusu
    @jotheusu 6 месяцев назад +16

    Fussy Baby gaming

  • @burgerpocalypse
    @burgerpocalypse 6 месяцев назад +7

    am i smarter than a fifth grader? no. could i best a fifth grader in a contest of physical strength? also no.

  • @mikeoxlong1395
    @mikeoxlong1395 6 месяцев назад +3

    An important port in EAST Africa.
    Joey: "I'm gonna guess Madagascar."

  • @Ser_Salty
    @Ser_Salty 6 месяцев назад +11

    The brainrot has got to me because I can't read fussy as anything but an "-ussy"

  • @tomasochoa
    @tomasochoa 6 месяцев назад +9

    Fussy.
    Baby.

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 6 месяцев назад +7

    Into the fire you go kids (evil Mike laugh)!

  • @muffy_bunny
    @muffy_bunny 6 месяцев назад +165

    i fucking love how they say fussy baby

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 месяцев назад +45

    WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AVA?!!!!!! 😱

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 месяцев назад +1

      cowmilla strikes back

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@TallTapper Why you always accusing me of being Cowmilla lol. I don't even know fire emblem that much. The only FE i played is the gba game idk the name of

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@moh.syafrianabie8899 i know you're not cowmilla lol but it's funny to remember
      have hug 🤗

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 6 месяцев назад +27

    Magic school bus reunion cast, wtf?

  • @terribleivan1475
    @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +33

    Ava forgot to bring her little red book

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 месяцев назад +1

      black people make u very angry

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@4rumani “not supporting political violence means u are racist”

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 6 месяцев назад +18

    Is Joel smarter than a 5th grader?
    Looks at video timestamp...
    "oh no"

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 4 месяца назад +1

    That defeated "NOOOORWAAAAY!" was incredible

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 6 месяцев назад +56

    13:35
    why is the funny game show game trying to be political

    • @MurrmorMeerkat
      @MurrmorMeerkat 6 месяцев назад +11

      because...politics is something you learn in school shocking i know!

    • @varamies2039
      @varamies2039 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@MurrmorMeerkat my violence good ur violence bad

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@varamies2039 Yeah its not a "fact" its literally one of the worst opinions you could give to somebody, especially a child

    • @remington238
      @remington238 Месяц назад

      @@roymarshall_ how is learning that you should defend yourself the worst opinion for a child

  • @DoitForTheLolz1
    @DoitForTheLolz1 6 месяцев назад +11

    Game asks for place IN a country and then just gives you a FULL blank world map with a vague cursor and says "good luck! :)" was this game made by 5th graders?

  • @SillyLilFella
    @SillyLilFella 6 месяцев назад +43

    Joey is one of the most American people I know of, why is he freaking out about American questions?

    • @frolicinq
      @frolicinq 6 месяцев назад +9

      Joel is swedish :]

    • @AAAAAA-tj8xf
      @AAAAAA-tj8xf 6 месяцев назад +16

      Being exposed to a fuck ton of American culture isn't the same thing as going through the American schooling system. Americans learn about what's relevant to them, Europeans do the same. That and with math there's a slight language barrier of learning basic math terms in your own language and never really being taught the English translation of them

    • @AquariusScanner
      @AquariusScanner 6 месяцев назад

      You must not have watched Joel for awhile if you aren't aware he's actually incredibly ignorant about American culture, history, or politics. He's swedish lol, he shouldn't know all that shit.

    • @SillyLilFella
      @SillyLilFella 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@AAAAAA-tj8xf but he is American :^)

    • @AAAAAA-tj8xf
      @AAAAAA-tj8xf 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@SillyLilFella Uh, no, he is Mexican

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 месяцев назад +44

    13:34
    "Violence of the oppressed is simply not the same as violence of the oppressors."
    *"GREAT FACT."*

    • @ManiacalForeigner
      @ManiacalForeigner 6 месяцев назад +31

      Politics don't belong in children's entertainment.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ManiacalForeigner that should apply to politically motivated people who say that too (like the channel that rhymes with pray-gur yoo)
      i can't wait for the level-headed discussions these timestamp comments will cause anyway
      edit: i agree, it totally did come out of nowhere in this kids game. she's right, but it was still left field

    • @pitkat
      @pitkat 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@ManiacalForeigner Politics are certainly interlinked with history however, and that is taught in school, which is what the game is about. you don't have a problem with education teaching about fighting back against oppressors do you?

    • @ManiacalForeigner
      @ManiacalForeigner 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@pitkat A good teacher educates you on how to think, not what to think. Presenting a political stance as an objective fact is not teaching, it's propagandizing.

    • @pitkat
      @pitkat 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ManiacalForeigner the propaganda of taking a shower and eating your green beans. its impossible to teach history apolitically.

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe 6 месяцев назад +16

    Joey being right about LOTR being New Zealand's national identity is true and deeply sad
    Our capital's airport is still decked out in Hobbit things a decade later, I'm an adult with a few vocational diplomas and full-time salaried employment, and LOTR released when I was a toddler. We must move on oh ny god

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 6 месяцев назад +37

    It's "Are You Smarter than a 10 Year Old" in the UK. A "5th grader" means nothing here. We just call primary school "grades" years, like year 1, year 2 etc. Someone in year 5 would be 9 or 10 years old. We also have weird stuff that confuses people from other countries, like "sets" within a year. Basically a way of separating out pupils based on aptitude for a subject. Set 5 is basically special ed, and set 1 is like peak performance. It's quite a good system as the kids who are struggling with a subject can get extra help and the kids who are doing better can tackle more advanced stuff earlier.
    ...And now I have no idea why I've gone on this review of the British school system. I work for a school and it's early in the morning. I'm going to make coffee.

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 6 месяцев назад +4

      Thank you.

    • @AschenDog
      @AschenDog 6 месяцев назад +5

      No, it's interesting to know. Frequently in US schools everyone gets lumped together, so kids who need extra help don't get it and kids who are advanced for their age just stew in understimulation.

    • @Summathescorcher
      @Summathescorcher 6 месяцев назад

      We had our own version in Australia but for some reason kept the name.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@AschenDog Yeah, "No Child Left Behind" became "No Child Moves Ahead" very quickly.

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 6 месяцев назад +16

    A fifth grader in America might not even be able to point out Africa on a map, much less Dar Es Salaam.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 6 месяцев назад +2

    Joel losing to a question about sweden is peak Jobel

  • @Lmfa8
    @Lmfa8 6 месяцев назад +2

    Everytime Joel picked social studies I started screaming at the screen

  • @TheDestructiveGiant
    @TheDestructiveGiant 6 месяцев назад +61

    theodore looks like if hello neighbor was a tumblr sexyman

  • @crisulrich7614
    @crisulrich7614 6 месяцев назад +8

    Joel acting like an actual 5th grader.

    • @lordmalal
      @lordmalal 6 месяцев назад +2

      But that's every Joel stream

  • @UsedRags
    @UsedRags 6 месяцев назад +7

    The was the show host pronounces "fussy baby" reminds me of pekora lmao

  • @yvette888
    @yvette888 6 месяцев назад +2

    “there were 3 world wars” oh hes so smart

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Месяц назад

    One of my favourite jokes from Frankie Boyle, on the subject of "rejected exam questions":
    "Spell the word "satellite", without looking how we spelled it in the question"

  • @DZ0
    @DZ0 6 месяцев назад +33

    making a child say the line at 13:34 is weird and cringe

    • @kirby2567
      @kirby2567 6 месяцев назад +15

      nah, everyone in the studio cried and clapped, so brave

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@kirby2567even einstein clapped

  • @KikiMofo
    @KikiMofo 6 месяцев назад +8

    WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF FOXWORTHY

  • @zyrkugilgamesh
    @zyrkugilgamesh 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love these games and shows because they berate you for not knowing useless things for your day to day, when you need to know a lot of things about your job, how to do taxes or in what angle to kick a knee so it shatters the bones inside but making it look natural

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 6 месяцев назад +4

      Least unhinged Joel fan

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah ok guy

    • @Brunosky_Inc
      @Brunosky_Inc 2 месяца назад

      After reading that last part I went back and read this in Freeman's Mind's voice. Perfect

  • @FlamingToaster
    @FlamingToaster 6 месяцев назад +4

    21:08 *NO!*

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 6 месяцев назад +12

    Smartest Swede be like:

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching 6 месяцев назад +17

    Game rigged, if they asked about Super Milo 69, beans and duende, Joey would win 100% no fake

  • @AschenDog
    @AschenDog 6 месяцев назад +2

    "What if you died from laughing-" Then it flowed too hard.

    • @LakituAl
      @LakituAl 6 месяцев назад

      that one guy who *allegedly* laughed too hard at a donkey eating a fig and died

  • @Alcornoky
    @Alcornoky 6 месяцев назад +3

    Joel, this is like the 5th time you brought up Brasilia, we all know

  • @pityiszka
    @pityiszka 6 месяцев назад +5

    Szép volt Joel, üdvözlet Magyarországról :)

  • @Jargonfox
    @Jargonfox 6 месяцев назад +15

    I skipped forward and heard "FUSSY BABY" and thought the host was saying the first word with a B instead. Had to relisten a good few times.

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 месяцев назад +23

      what is wrong with you

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 6 месяцев назад +8

    Oh, oh _this should be _*_good_*

  • @ilackedtheheart
    @ilackedtheheart 6 месяцев назад +2

    I know that roman numeral number because that Super Bowl is forever cursed for me as a Broncos fan.

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe 6 месяцев назад +3

    Joel's hatred of Norway grows
    EDIT: No way a fifth grader knows where the nobel peace prize is awarded, maybe they know it exists and that it's important but no way they know where it comes from???

  • @asuspiciouspresence2176
    @asuspiciouspresence2176 6 месяцев назад +4

    FUSSY baby

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 6 месяцев назад +5

    46:18 "hm, what country was it?"
    Joel, it literally says South Africa on the BOARD.
    He could have put that circle almost anywhere in South Africa and hit it on accident.😰
    I feel physical pain from that

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 месяцев назад +4

      Zooming directly to Vietnam for the South Korea one was funny, he thought he was slick enough to say, “No no guys, is yoke”

  • @peebo111
    @peebo111 5 месяцев назад

    I havent slept in 16 hours and the way she says fussy baby is killing me

  • @torylva
    @torylva 6 месяцев назад +11

    1:07:47
    No, Joel... All other Nobel prizes are in Stockholm
    EXCEPT the peace prize, which is handled in Norway. Nobel wanted Norway to do it, not Sweden, for unknown reasons. This was still when Norway was part the union with Sweden.

    • @rotomfan63
      @rotomfan63 6 месяцев назад +2

      If I had to wager a guess, it being a peace prize is why. A symbolic gesture to make it a neighbor who, at that point, relations have been up and down with his own. Possibly even a motion to keep the union together. Either seeing a break up requiring a war or just a general "better together" idea

    • @nordgeit
      @nordgeit 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@rotomfan63 From what I recall, whether a theory or not, is that it's because Norway as it were and as it is now never *started* a war, except for independence.

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz 6 месяцев назад +8

    FUSSY BAAAABEEEHH

  • @zyrkugilgamesh
    @zyrkugilgamesh 6 месяцев назад +13

    44:50 Did he just told the black girl not to fangirl over Nelson Mandela??

    • @lordmalal
      @lordmalal 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 this game is something else

  • @batboy4625
    @batboy4625 6 месяцев назад +3

    fusee BAYbee.

  • @fantasticsquid2065
    @fantasticsquid2065 6 месяцев назад +11

    Knowing where Dar es Salaam is is not fifth grade level. Never taught in school. This education system sucks!

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, the people that made this game basically regard ANY knowledge adjacent to 5th grader knowledge, to something they should know for sure.
      "5th graders know geography, so clearly they know the capital of a country they probably haven't heard of yet"