Look on the bright side Vinny, now that Joel has put you through the Joey's Castle gauntlet you can return the favor by telling your good friend Grey Leno to invite Joel on his Saturday night show for a 6 hour long interview
Every time Vinny cheats he starts laughing to himself, but Joey‘s castle is so insane that everybody thinks that he’s just amused by the absurdity, not realizing that he’s playing them like fools. True master of the castle at play here
30:25 "I think death is cool. I want to die." Fast forward a couple months to Vinny watching the commercial poop and saying "I never said that! When did I say that?"
People who want Joel to put this on the workshop will still never get the true experience of Joey's Castle™ where he keeps changing the rules mid-match on a whim.
My favourite thing about Joey's Castle is you can go through all the effort to actually win, but it doesn't matter in the end because Joel randomly throws multiple 1 vs 1 matches at the end to REALLY determine who is the winner.
My favourite thing is how much Joey had to nerf and gaslight Mike in game so he wouldn't win yet again. I can imagine how terribly funny things would be if they tried to play the extra modes.
I have half a mind to program this into an actual legit video game But then were that to happen What would be the point if you can't write in your own rules
11:15 this is the BEST reaction from Vinny i've seen in a while, the absolute audible confusion like a parent walking in on a toddler's chemical experiment
Vinny's own personal hell: a tabletop game with a massive board that lasts seemingly forever with infinite rules that change at the drop of a hat, friends laughing at him or being mad at him for making good or bad plays by accident, his vinepassive triggering against his will and causing other players to retaliate, and worst of all, Joel being personal Jesus, mad with power. His only respite was to end the madness by cheating
I like to imagine this match being reviewed like an over the top wwe recap with the overdramatic music and editing and it shows Vinny on a mic saying "I'm not looking to win. I'm looking to inflict pain," and then it like cuts to him hitting simple with a chair to the head. "Gawdammit King! Vinny changed the rules while he was hiding and the ref didn't see it!" "Oh come on JR, it's Joey's Castle! The rules don't matter!"
Aside from the Vinny Menuever™ at the end, I think my two favorite moments in here are: 1) Joel couldn't not call Mike bald to save his life. 2) Mike's gorilla just didn't have the heart to kill Papa.
I love how Joel explains that he finds board games too confusing, and then the reveal of what the board looked like just fricking killed me XD EDIT: This actually seems fun. I love how chaotic it is
I swear Joel is doing a bit on purpose where he sounds like he's explaining the game but only throws out details that are pretty much useless. Like he'll go "Check out these three squares over here" but never explain how to win the game.
The only way to win Hoel's Castle is bringing cards that Hoel isn't aware of. In other words, carry at least one *e-Reader card* in the pocket, as EU folks like him didn't get them.
"Okay Joel eat shit for me" "What? No" "What do you mean no!?!" This exchange is killing me for some reason. The actual bewildered way Vinny questions how Joel said no to him lmao
I want this to be made into an actual video game so it's not just a confused jumble of craziness But then if you're in a video game that has defined rules instead of humans keeping track then you can't cheat and it can't be fun
i was making shrimp while listening live, i was fucking laughing at the name of Joel's reaction to Vinny, who we thought was going to suffer in the beginning, started turning the tables. I mean, yeah he got fucked over near the middle but then shit started happening with mike lmao
This is just a Magic Un-Set as a board game. Look up Black Lotus and then Blacker Lotus. Better yet, Cheap Ass and City of Ass. Magic Un-Set is very good. In-jokes and funny rules.
came up with a drinking game to do while watching. i feel like im somewhere else. these were the rules I came up with: - joel luck stat showing (bad) - vinny luck stat showing (Good) - bald mike joke - joey forgets how his own game work - +hp - hp spot - somebody dies - vinny mentions skibidi -> evolved into the word skibidi in general - somebody cheats - joey breaks his own rules - they forget the turn button exists (caveat: i have to remember the turn button exists too) - the word "fentanyl" is mentioned - vinny gets bored - simpleflips trickster moment - mike cackles (you know the one. it is a delightful "meheheh" mike sound) - they mess up the turn order - joey gets bullied - chat backseat games - mike gets upset - sombody drinks - the world event that gets pulled is ignored
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Look on the bright side Vinny, now that Joel has put you through the Joey's Castle gauntlet you can return the favor by telling your good friend Grey Leno to invite Joel on his Saturday night show for a 6 hour long interview
Joel would enjoy this way too much
Every time Vinny cheats he starts laughing to himself, but Joey‘s castle is so insane that everybody thinks that he’s just amused by the absurdity, not realizing that he’s playing them like fools. True master of the castle at play here
Bold of you to assume he's cheating on purpose and not just laughing at the absurdity so hard he's forgetting how to play
me when I forget how to play so hard I start adding new rules to benefit me
Takeshi got nothing on our guy!
I genuinely can't tell if it's laughing out of pity or crying out of guilt/shame because it genuinely sounds like both
@@maxwell_edisonyes, I too write new rules on the board when I forget how to play games
30:25 "I think death is cool. I want to die."
Fast forward a couple months to Vinny watching the commercial poop and saying "I never said that! When did I say that?"
Can't wait to see this prophecy come true
Don't forget "Cream of Feet."
CAPOOSI PLEEEEESE!
WHAT MUST I DO
1:11:15
People who want Joel to put this on the workshop will still never get the true experience of Joey's Castle™ where he keeps changing the rules mid-match on a whim.
My favourite thing about Joey's Castle is you can go through all the effort to actually win, but it doesn't matter in the end because Joel randomly throws multiple 1 vs 1 matches at the end to REALLY determine who is the winner.
My favourite thing is how much Joey had to nerf and gaslight Mike in game so he wouldn't win yet again. I can imagine how terribly funny things would be if they tried to play the extra modes.
I have half a mind to program this into an actual legit video game
But then were that to happen
What would be the point if you can't write in your own rules
@@ChronoSquare permanent admin mode where anyone can do anything to anyone with an action menu
Vinny made so many brilliant moves too. Absolute strategist
1:32:30 This moment is *SO* amazing, cuz Simple's cursor is right beside Vinny while he's editing the text
Vinny getting away with cheating and then STILL LOSING was absolute peak. We need another round of this
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
cool video Vin! unfortunately though I'll be trapping you in a large purple crystal for the rest of eternity.
vinlacta knight
Is it purple because it tastes like grape?
@@Mink60005It tastes like grape because it’s purple
Calm down there, Great King of Evil Ganondorf
Who are? Agahnim?
1:47:10 the sound of Simple opening runescape
Joel's least elaborate shitpost
the evil farming game is a personal favorite tbh
11:15 this is the BEST reaction from Vinny i've seen in a while, the absolute audible confusion like a parent walking in on a toddler's chemical experiment
'you made all this' with genuine concern
Vinny's own personal hell: a tabletop game with a massive board that lasts seemingly forever with infinite rules that change at the drop of a hat, friends laughing at him or being mad at him for making good or bad plays by accident, his vinepassive triggering against his will and causing other players to retaliate, and worst of all, Joel being personal Jesus, mad with power. His only respite was to end the madness by cheating
1:13:16 simple pulls a fast one on the guys
Pretty easy to sneak around when you're up against a bunch of streamer eyes
its not even fast its slow as hell lmao
Vinny writing in a rule and chat being “HURRY VIN” was really funny to watch, then everyone just rolling with it lmao
"This castle is a creature of Chaos. It may take many incarnations." - Alucard describing Joey's Castle
Swedenvania
I like to imagine this match being reviewed like an over the top wwe recap with the overdramatic music and editing and it shows Vinny on a mic saying "I'm not looking to win. I'm looking to inflict pain," and then it like cuts to him hitting simple with a chair to the head.
"Gawdammit King! Vinny changed the rules while he was hiding and the ref didn't see it!"
"Oh come on JR, it's Joey's Castle! The rules don't matter!"
"DAMN HIS SOUL! DAMN HIM! VINNY YOU SUMBITCH"
"WHYYYYY!? TELL ME WHYYYY!!!!"
I love vsauce joey I love when his bald head comes on the screen and says "hey fecal funny here" and then tells science facts
I HATE BALD PEOPLE!!! RRRAAAAAGH
Calvinball crawled so Joey's Castle could travel at warp 10
CALVINBALL MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
And evolve into salamanders, of course
The Greg card falling artfully past the camera at 1:47:27 right as Joel asks Mike about his hair is some cosmic level timing.
This is the grey Leno of board games
I thought it was the Mike's hairline of card games
Aside from the Vinny Menuever™ at the end, I think my two favorite moments in here are:
1) Joel couldn't not call Mike bald to save his life.
2) Mike's gorilla just didn't have the heart to kill Papa.
Joey's Castle: The only board game where "because it's funny" is a game-winning strategy
This board game is just an excuse for Joel to dump his memes and say the most unhinged sentences his Swede mind can conjure.
I mean, that's his streams in general. He does all of this for the love of the game. Gotta love that real passion.
And I am fine with that!
Which is why I'd love to see a 4 hour game of this
Good thing I'm Swedish
1:21:30 for the shit cannon
Thanks, this cured my cancer, bless
This shit looks like that made up board game from Chowder
I was thinking the same.
That Fren swap chicanery was MAGNIFICENT
Joey would make a great DM for dnd
Joel's poorly disguised social experiment
*fecal experiment
I love how Joel explains that he finds board games too confusing, and then the reveal of what the board looked like just fricking killed me XD
EDIT: This actually seems fun. I love how chaotic it is
IT really feels like he wants to subject the other players to how he feels when he doesn't understands the rules of a board game.
"Melpy you have lethal"
17:08 i knew this just had to happen.
Hearing somebody explain board game rules is somehow the hardest thing on the planet to focus on
I swear Joel is doing a bit on purpose where he sounds like he's explaining the game but only throws out details that are pretty much useless. Like he'll go "Check out these three squares over here" but never explain how to win the game.
The only way to win Hoel's Castle is bringing cards that Hoel isn't aware of. In other words, carry at least one *e-Reader card* in the pocket, as EU folks like him didn't get them.
1:45:04 can't believe they checked it out
Pay attention steven
I'm genuinely so happy you played Joel's game, I watched the first part with some friends and we were kinda sad you weren't there lol.
I love that anytime Joel gets questioned on the logic of his batshit insane board game his response is simply "Yeah dude, it's WILD."
Break out the Billy Mitchell hot sauce because we're gonna have a good ol' rousing night of cheating.
Joey's Castle is what Monopoly: Cheater's Edition tried to be and failed at
@@cannon9009 Amen
Can't wait to see Joey's Castle in the next Olympics
This was a fiercely unhinged stream and I cannot wait for the next session of Joey's Castle.
So this is basically about who can cheat better
This was such a blast to watch live omg
This is the board game equivalent of Calvinball
49:13 - Boy, that's amusingly timed XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VINNY TRYING TO WRITE IN HIS OWN RULE
"Okay Joel eat shit for me"
"What? No"
"What do you mean no!?!"
This exchange is killing me for some reason. The actual bewildered way Vinny questions how Joel said no to him lmao
This game is as if Calvinball was a board game.
These guys have perfect chemistry with each other. Love this group.
"Vinny, heads?" "Tails."
"You're tails. Simpleflips?" "Tails."
God damn that's so fuckign funny.
Joel is that one weird friend that brings the stupidest shit to the table, and we love him for it.
"You're gonna love it"
“One” weird?
This is my favorite thing that any of you have ever done! This was hilarious
This might be the greatest board game ever
I would love to play this with my friends because holy fuck this would either break or reinforce bonds
Vinny, blink once if your soul is still in your body. Don't blink if you're still trapped in Joey's castle.
i burst into hysterics at the delivery of “SHIT CANNON?” and i thought i was going to suffocate from laughing
I hope we get more of what I call, "the crust foursome" in the future
I need this on the public workshop like....yesterday man
where is it???
Vinny survived Joey's castle
Fentoneel.
Also, lots of Commercial Chaos YTP material in here.
I wish Joel would upload this to the workshop.
I'm pretty sure he said he would. He wants to polish it up or something
@@Hwyadylaw"polish"
@@MathewWithOne_T 🇵🇱
@@JTSYoRHa🥟
He would, but it is currently considered a crime against humanity to do so.
1:11:14 I guess he is (Commercial Chaos YTP material)
i think this is actually like my favorite vinny friend group ever. everyone has a fucking dynamic it's so funny
Mike's Rum Ranch Cocktail is delightfully creamy and rancid
Always so funny to see some softlock tier rule contradiction actually works somehow with another contradiction
Vinny should make a parody of detective called "de murder hous"
I want this to be made into an actual video game so it's not just a confused jumble of craziness
But then if you're in a video game that has defined rules instead of humans keeping track then you can't cheat and it can't be fun
Also would get like 200 copyright infringements, would just be great if he put it on the workshop
holy shit i thought i was going to die laughing at this i hope to god vinny plays this again
I love how the first thing Vinny does when the game starts is he flips the table and ruins the game.
12:27
"oh that's what that button does?"
vinny cheating to win is fucking peak
1:04:25 Mike confirmed to be a Hydra
Maybe if Vinny plays again and doesn't drink rum and ranch, he might stand a slim chance of winning lol
Joey's castle streams are always top tier.
I am in love with this board game
Vinny and Joey have played again.
It's impressive he is able to do this relatively often, doing that two voices at once thing must be tiring.
“Name one Balkan country”, the nemesis of the American education system.
had this on as background noise live and had no idea what the fuck was going on every time i looked
i was making shrimp while listening live, i was fucking laughing at the name of Joel's reaction to Vinny, who we thought was going to suffer in the beginning, started turning the tables. I mean, yeah he got fucked over near the middle but then shit started happening with mike lmao
The Golden Group
he MIGHT be on kevlar
This is just a Magic Un-Set as a board game. Look up Black Lotus and then Blacker Lotus. Better yet, Cheap Ass and City of Ass. Magic Un-Set is very good. In-jokes and funny rules.
when binty said he’s here to inflict pain?
who’s going to be the one to suggest they get together to play dokapon kingdom…
omg he is simply flipping!
1:14:10 why slap
when do we get access to Joey's castle? it sounds like a chaotic blast
50:44 Mike cracking up from the Shrek meme is making me crack up
came up with a drinking game to do while watching. i feel like im somewhere else. these were the rules I came up with:
- joel luck stat showing (bad)
- vinny luck stat showing (Good)
- bald mike joke
- joey forgets how his own game work
- +hp - hp spot
- somebody dies
- vinny mentions skibidi -> evolved into the word skibidi in general
- somebody cheats
- joey breaks his own rules
- they forget the turn button exists (caveat: i have to remember the turn button exists too)
- the word "fentanyl" is mentioned
- vinny gets bored
- simpleflips trickster moment
- mike cackles (you know the one. it is a delightful "meheheh" mike sound)
- they mess up the turn order
- joey gets bullied
- chat backseat games
- mike gets upset
- sombody drinks
- the world event that gets pulled is ignored
Rum and strawberry lemonade seems like it would be great ngl
Y'all gotta put that board game on the Workshop and let others feel the same pain.
This video made me cackle so much. Actual gold. Pure chaos.
Mario party if it was evil
45:45
"Imma be your fuckin Navalny"
Holy shit what a speech
Hits wrong given how naval by was
This is the kind of game you'd play with friends as a young child. As in... you're making up the rules as you see fit and nothing makes sense.
vinny finally play joey's castle and i MISS IT!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!
Joey's Castle arc has been fucking spectacular, love it every time Joel loops someone into this shit. Cataclysmic diarrhea
It's good to know the Harvest Valley Runch still exists.
I haven't the first fucking clue how this game works.
Is that Jobel's intention?
He doesn't either.
I see through the bricks to the sea, Joey's Castle.
12:30 of course vinny gets a nat 20 to flip the table
Weird game of Mario party.
the way Joel says Fentoneel is very satisfying to me
Joey's castle is my favorite bit