Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though
This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.
Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name. Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.
@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise
Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games
While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times
When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.
Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal? But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times
(round 2 spoiler) Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside. Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.
I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily
Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime. It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.
i would add an extra rule to this... While Golden Fren is on possesion, you deal Void Damage. Dead or alive, Void damage can't be healed and its permanent damage. If a player dies due to Void damage, that player seizes to exist and its out of the game. To win the game you CAN seize all other players or return the Golden Fren to the Castle!
Leave it to Joel to devise the most hair brained board game to piss off others, only to manage to piss himself off the first time, then cause sheer chaos live on stream. This is going up there on my favorites hahah
what's funny was that he was describing the nuke scene from terminator 2. what made it even funnier was joel just re-creating the terminator theme a 4 seconds after mike mentions the mushroom cloud.
Please release this game in physical like jerma with his game. I love this but everyone buying tabletop simulator is too much but I think I would have many funny nights playing this with friends
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Hey Joel, did you know that a youtuber named Vargskelethor made this boardgame to torture his friends?
FR tho, since Joey played Crypt we gotta see Vale play this
Bro, just wait until exinthevatican hears about this
@@LambentV Joey veteran detected. I am a Joey veteran as well. ✋
Vat?…no vey :D
Small world huh
JOL JOL JOL MY FAVORIT YUTUBER DID THIS GAEM!!!!!!
Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though
i hope thats not true
Like a champ, you say?
Least complicated modern boardgame
It's honestly pretty simple.
Each turn you have like 12 different things to keep track of its insane.
4x strategy game, but without easy to read UI elements and everyone has to see everyone else's random events
This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.
Same with Cantbeatthis land in Mario Maker 2.
Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name.
Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.
Isn"t it Takeshi Miike?
@@pixeiotto122 TakAshi Miike. They're both directors but Kitano branched out into acting and generally being a public figure too.
@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid
Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise
Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games
Please do more Joey's Castle, I could unironically watch 20 episodes of this game.
I could too, I have been honestly playing this a lot in my pocket while working at night.
26:09 i like that joel pressed it to explain how it works then immediately forgets and just blames everyone else
I just imagine that Joey spends all of his free time cooking up ways to torture his friends and that's why his highlight videos take years to come out
While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times
When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.
I see joey has remembered his lessons from Roulette Boy's game in gregory house
I'd like to see a casino card thats just like
"You win $0000000 !!!!"
Joel's villain arc
Mike's overpowered arc*
This game needs a coach present to regulate it
a CM (castle master)
well now I wanna know if this is on the Workshop so I can go torture my friends with this next board game night
i think it is or will be released soon (tm)
board james would be proud
Back in the poop/toilet games, Joey talked about doing a colab with Markiplier. THIS is what they should play!
Marco is a baby cheater, when he died to the flamethrower he was supposed to go to hell.
Lamest expression ever award goes to you
@@4rumani I think you're in the wrong channel bud.
I think I speak for everyone when I say when do we get the kickstarter to fund this into a real board game
I love the "more burning" card so much
Suggestion: Better discern what's a TURN (one player did their turn) and what's a ROUND (all four players took their turn).
he wont fix it because joel loves to hide behind "idgaf im so silly teehee"
hope he leaves it like this though, its more chaotic
@@osakeleto Well he hates boardgames.
This is the best board game ever made. Joel needs to sell this for real, it could easily be his Grotto Beasts
This game has some "Card Wars" vibes.
to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering
to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering
@@masonasaro2118 i miss cardwars
What a legible video title.
1:53:13 The chances of this are like 1 in 46656, amazing
It's absolutely amazing to me that Joey is far and away the worst at understanding the rules of this game he made himself
Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal?
But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times
This just proves that boardgames peaked with chess
Sleepy joey torments him and his friends with this one neat trick
48:48 The onset of Sea Shanty 2 playing in the background made the next moment perfect.
This game is insane and i feel like we've only seen a tiny fraction of it
2:22 half life 1 scientist scream
Just gotta say, this was amazing. I'd love to watch you guys play this again.
Least overly elaborate Joel shitpost
43:29 "have fun being poor on a 🅱️oring cloud!"
this looks fun
Shout-out to SimpleFlips
hoping this gets on the steam workshop
You shouldn't let Joel cook,
But letting him is more funny
I would buy this. I want this in my home.
Comes with real dollar store calculators, knives and assault rifles
I've been watching so many Valefisk games, but this hits a whole new level of chaos.
i havent laugh this much in a lot of time, god this is the most bullshit and chaotic stream Joel has done in a while
3 hours went like it was 10 minutes. Awesome game Joey!
I like the part where Joel whiffs on the card saying "ALL players roll", and misses a chance to keep Fren in Heaven.
Wait Joel himself made this? Oh boy, can I download this on the Workshop?
Just checked, didn't see it
@@simmy2208 I didn't see it before either, hope it goes public at some point.
i believe he mentioned in one of the other streams he uploaded earlier today that he might release it eventually but not yet, apparently
@@uchuujin Might still be WIP too.
Is this/can this be pubished on the Workshop? I have some friends I no longer need.
anyone else notice him using the Ryland Kurshenoff N64 jungle mixes as bgm?
Looking forward to more Joey's Castle in the future
(round 2 spoiler)
Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside.
Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.
Nah, Mike pulled a third event card for no reason and Simple knew it. Mike should have gone to jail.
The dark souls of board games
Jotul wanted to annoy his friends, got annoyed by his friends instead. Classic Jobey.
mike I have no idea if you read the comments here but I have been revitalized by the absolute spite with which you won the same game twice
Always love when Joel streams with other people :)
hogan's castle
Explore over three levels!
I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily
Joble remember his password again! Thabks the lord
Another classic episode of Joel masochism
What I hear: "I'm a psychic skellinton..."
What I know: yes, this game is for me
This was amazing we need more!
Yo what up
Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime.
It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.
Joel having trouble following his own rules for his own fever dream is amazing.
GAME NEEDS locked in Dice popers for rolling so no one else can mess with dice
Imagine playing this at family reunion
It's like new age Deadly Danger Dungeon
Arena: 1% chance to have massive hp
Entire board: 99.999% chance to instantly die and go to hell
Joel, can you upload the great waldo search stream that you did a year ago?
Joel please release this
1:17:30 also Romania doesn't rly count;
that is in general like an interwar european map
joey please release the game to the masses
I love how it’s just a troll version of Talisman and the rules just keep changing. I kinda wanna play this now
Looks like James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon has some competition.
1:59:08 he laughs like spike from flushed away if you know what im talking about
and if you do here’s a kiss 💋
I feel like I understand this game more then Joel and he fucking made it
this kind of game requires a DM tbh
The DM is a tabletop referee *CONFIRMED!*
We need a Joey's castle-card expansion pack.
i would add an extra rule to this...
While Golden Fren is on possesion, you deal Void Damage.
Dead or alive, Void damage can't be healed and its permanent damage.
If a player dies due to Void damage, that player seizes to exist and its out of the game.
To win the game you CAN seize all other players or return the Golden Fren to the Castle!
you know, after finding out joel stayed up for 24h, his behavior makes more sense
Ngl this is genuinely really cool more please even with new guests
why wouldn't Mike just land on the go back to start space and instant win?
Leave it to Joel to devise the most hair brained board game to piss off others, only to manage to piss himself off the first time, then cause sheer chaos live on stream.
This is going up there on my favorites hahah
harebrained (I'm not trying to be an asshole)
@@jplichta No, Joel doesn't have the brain of a hare. His brain is covered in hair.
He uses fuzzy logic.
(God this is the most forced joke ever lol.)
@@ASlutty9SUnit lmao
finally board games but epic
this is top shelf content
i'm incredibly impressed joel made this but i also don't understand why
Is this Joel's Takeshi's Castle
This is like Dokapon Kingdom but even more dastardly tbh
another classic from Joelfisk
Christ Mike's description of nuking Simpleflips
It's the Terminator 2 opening lol
what's funny was that he was describing the nuke scene from terminator 2.
what made it even funnier was joel just re-creating the terminator theme a 4 seconds after mike mentions the mushroom cloud.
Peak game
Omg, put this on the workshop, please!
This NEEDS to be the next big streamer meta
3:00:16 M E T E O R H A P P E N S
Waiting for it to release on the Steam Workshop...
You ain't alone, pal
Finally, a boardgame for the high IQ individuals
3:00:52 "mike gamble"
*I'm $4000 in debt*
What is this game? I mean like, is there some template game thingy where anyone can design their board game? Or was this just specially made for Joel?
It's called Tabletop Simulator. You can easily create your own board games and it has Steam Workshop support.
@@RedSangheili ohhh
we've come a long way from bunko
is joey's castle a play on takeshi's castle (and how funny bad the game related to it)?
PLEASE tell me this is on the workshop finally i need to subject my friends to this
It reminds me of "Patrick The Game" spongebob episode
Please release this game in physical like jerma with his game. I love this but everyone buying tabletop simulator is too much but I think I would have many funny nights playing this with friends