Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though
This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.
Bonus points if it gets more stupidly complicated with every episode. By episode 13 they better be tracking nutrient intake and water requirements while Mike's facing a jury made up of all seperate card decks charging him for evading the bald tax.
While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times
When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.
Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name. Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.
@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise
Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games
Ok so Mike pulled an event card at the start of his turn, received jetpack, rolled 2 to move, moved 20, nuked simpleflips, pulled an event card again (he forgot that he already did it), rolled 1 to move (he forgot that he already did it), pulled third event card, forgot to roll for the event while everyone assumed that he rolled a one because thats what his die was on.
Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime. It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.
Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal? But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times
I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily
(round 2 spoiler) Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside. Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.
Well well well. Look who shows right up as soon as I start rewatching meme house yet again! Uploading right when vincent john does to overwhlem me too! Joey if you see this play cryptmaster and super af rpg pls.
Please release this game in physical like jerma with his game. I love this but everyone buying tabletop simulator is too much but I think I would have many funny nights playing this with friends
i would add an extra rule to this... While Golden Fren is on possesion, you deal Void Damage. Dead or alive, Void damage can't be healed and its permanent damage. If a player dies due to Void damage, that player seizes to exist and its out of the game. To win the game you CAN seize all other players or return the Golden Fren to the Castle!
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Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though
i hope thats not true
Like a champ, you say?
Hey Joel, did you know that a youtuber named Vargskelethor made this boardgame to torture his friends?
FR tho, since Joey played Crypt we gotta see Vale play this
Bro, just wait until exinthevatican hears about this
@@LambentV Joey veteran detected. I am a Joey veteran as well. ✋
Vat?…no vey :D
Small world huh
JOL JOL JOL MY FAVORIT YUTUBER DID THIS GAEM!!!!!!
This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.
Same with Cantbeatthis land in Mario Maker 2.
Least complicated modern boardgame
It's honestly pretty simple.
Please do more Joey's Castle, I could unironically watch 20 episodes of this game.
I could too, I have been honestly playing this a lot in my pocket while working at night.
Bonus points if it gets more stupidly complicated with every episode. By episode 13 they better be tracking nutrient intake and water requirements while Mike's facing a jury made up of all seperate card decks charging him for evading the bald tax.
While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times
When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.
Each turn you have like 12 different things to keep track of its insane.
4x strategy game, but without easy to read UI elements and everyone has to see everyone else's random events
Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name.
Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.
Isn"t it Takeshi Miike?
@@pixeiotto122 TakAshi Miike. They're both directors but Kitano branched out into acting and generally being a public figure too.
@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid
Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise
Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games
26:09 i like that joel pressed it to explain how it works then immediately forgets and just blames everyone else
I just imagine that Joey spends all of his free time cooking up ways to torture his friends and that's why his highlight videos take years to come out
well now I wanna know if this is on the Workshop so I can go torture my friends with this next board game night
i think it is or will be released soon (tm)
Back in the poop/toilet games, Joey talked about doing a colab with Markiplier. THIS is what they should play!
This game needs a coach present to regulate it
a CM (castle master)
I feel like I understand this game more then Joel and he fucking made it
Suggestion: Better discern what's a TURN (one player did their turn) and what's a ROUND (all four players took their turn).
he wont fix it because joel loves to hide behind "idgaf im so silly teehee"
hope he leaves it like this though, its more chaotic
@@osakeleto Well he hates boardgames.
It's absolutely amazing to me that Joey is far and away the worst at understanding the rules of this game he made himself
I think I speak for everyone when I say when do we get the kickstarter to fund this into a real board game
I see joey has remembered his lessons from Roulette Boy's game in gregory house
I'd like to see a casino card thats just like
"You win $0000000 !!!!"
board james would be proud
Joel's villain arc
Mike's overpowered arc*
Least overly elaborate Joel shitpost
This is the best board game ever made. Joel needs to sell this for real, it could easily be his Grotto Beasts
I love the "more burning" card so much
1:53:13 The chances of this are like 1 in 46656, amazing
Marco is a baby cheater, when he died to the flamethrower he was supposed to go to hell.
Lamest expression ever award goes to you
@@4rumani I think you're in the wrong channel bud.
What a legible video title.
i'm incredibly impressed joel made this but i also don't understand why
Sleepy joey torments him and his friends with this one neat trick
This game is insane and i feel like we've only seen a tiny fraction of it
This game has some "Card Wars" vibes.
to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering
to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering
@@masonasaro2118 i miss cardwars
48:48 The onset of Sea Shanty 2 playing in the background made the next moment perfect.
Arena: 1% chance to have massive hp
Entire board: 99.999% chance to instantly die and go to hell
Ok so Mike pulled an event card at the start of his turn, received jetpack, rolled 2 to move, moved 20, nuked simpleflips, pulled an event card again (he forgot that he already did it), rolled 1 to move (he forgot that he already did it), pulled third event card, forgot to roll for the event while everyone assumed that he rolled a one because thats what his die was on.
And then on the roll vs with joey Marco cheated and changed his dice to 1 😂
i'm going insane
Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime.
It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.
Just gotta say, this was amazing. I'd love to watch you guys play this again.
I've been watching so many Valefisk games, but this hits a whole new level of chaos.
This just proves that boardgames peaked with chess
2:22 half life 1 scientist scream
Shout-out to SimpleFlips
Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal?
But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times
Joel tortures himself by playing his own game. You love to see it.
hoping this gets on the steam workshop
1:59:08 he laughs like spike from flushed away if you know what im talking about
and if you do here’s a kiss 💋
this looks fun
43:29 "have fun being poor on a 🅱️oring cloud!"
I would buy this. I want this in my home.
Comes with real dollar store calculators, knives and assault rifles
I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily
Omg, put this on the workshop, please!
hogan's castle
Explore over three levels!
anyone else notice him using the Ryland Kurshenoff N64 jungle mixes as bgm?
3 hours went like it was 10 minutes. Awesome game Joey!
1:04:22 nobody tell him about the dew wiki, i dont think he could handle it.
What I hear: "I'm a psychic skellinton..."
What I know: yes, this game is for me
I like the part where Joel whiffs on the card saying "ALL players roll", and misses a chance to keep Fren in Heaven.
why is this game not in workshop yet
i havent laugh this much in a lot of time, god this is the most bullshit and chaotic stream Joel has done in a while
I love how it’s just a troll version of Talisman and the rules just keep changing. I kinda wanna play this now
OK but now i'd really like Joey's Castle to be on the workshop so I can play it and torment my friends with it.
Joel having trouble following his own rules for his own fever dream is amazing.
Always love when Joel streams with other people :)
GAME NEEDS locked in Dice popers for rolling so no one else can mess with dice
(round 2 spoiler)
Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside.
Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.
Nah, Mike pulled a third event card for no reason and Simple knew it. Mike should have gone to jail.
Is this/can this be pubished on the Workshop? I have some friends I no longer need.
Looking forward to more Joey's Castle in the future
You shouldn't let Joel cook,
But letting him is more funny
We need a Joey's castle-card expansion pack.
mike I have no idea if you read the comments here but I have been revitalized by the absolute spite with which you won the same game twice
Looks like James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon has some competition.
Jotul wanted to annoy his friends, got annoyed by his friends instead. Classic Jobey.
joey please release the game to the masses
why wouldn't Mike just land on the go back to start space and instant win?
this kind of game requires a DM tbh
The DM is a tabletop referee *CONFIRMED!*
Imagine playing this at family reunion
The dark souls of board games
49:01 was getting a sip of coffee when Joey said that, almost got out of my nose LMAO
Joel, can you upload the great waldo search stream that you did a year ago?
finally board games but epic
I feel this game would work better if one didn't have to keep track of like a thousand things at the same time and have things more automated.
Marco is literally just Mike Matei
Joel please release this
Wait Joel himself made this? Oh boy, can I download this on the Workshop?
Just checked, didn't see it
@@simmy2208 I didn't see it before either, hope it goes public at some point.
i believe he mentioned in one of the other streams he uploaded earlier today that he might release it eventually but not yet, apparently
@@uchuujin Might still be WIP too.
Joble remember his password again! Thabks the lord
This NEEDS to be the next big streamer meta
you know, after finding out joel stayed up for 24h, his behavior makes more sense
19:12 John Lennon at the pearly gates:
1:17:30 also Romania doesn't rly count;
that is in general like an interwar european map
Omg this should be a real party game
Waiting for it to release on the Steam Workshop...
You ain't alone, pal
Well well well. Look who shows right up as soon as I start rewatching meme house yet again! Uploading right when vincent john does to overwhlem me too!
Joey if you see this play cryptmaster and super af rpg pls.
Please release this game in physical like jerma with his game. I love this but everyone buying tabletop simulator is too much but I think I would have many funny nights playing this with friends
2:42:34 Neko Arc???
It's like new age Deadly Danger Dungeon
This was amazing we need more!
Another classic episode of Joel masochism
I'm praying someone makes a full video game adaptation of Joey's Castle, it would be the absolute worst.
Ngl this is genuinely really cool more please even with new guests
Marco changing Mike's dice in the 1v1 with Joel to a 1 🤣
What gets wetter as it dries
Mike getting scammed for $9,000 because he accidentally flipped the whole deck is way too perfect. This game is self aware.
i would add an extra rule to this...
While Golden Fren is on possesion, you deal Void Damage.
Dead or alive, Void damage can't be healed and its permanent damage.
If a player dies due to Void damage, that player seizes to exist and its out of the game.
To win the game you CAN seize all other players or return the Golden Fren to the Castle!