Shallow Hal (5/5) Movie CLIP - I Have a Tail (2001) HD

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  • @LuxeMindsetVibes
    @LuxeMindsetVibes 3 года назад +637

    The fact he has a tail but was freaked out over a long toe on that ridiculously attractive woman is crazy 😂

    • @JupiterMuffles
      @JupiterMuffles 3 года назад +33

      @Ryan Irwin- Diehl Basically projecting

    • @hylash5444
      @hylash5444 3 года назад +39

      @Ryan Irwin- Diehl Yeah, that's probably why he hated the guy with spina bifida since he was jealous of his confidence

    • @Dhuerta1
      @Dhuerta1 3 года назад +13

      Not only that but he was also using hair plugs 🤣

    • @rosiedesilva2424
      @rosiedesilva2424 2 года назад +29

      Every male in this film is overweight and unattractive but have no problem judging women on their appearance

    • @seank9823
      @seank9823 2 года назад +25

      @@rosiedesilva2424 Did you watch the movie? The whole movie is about that it's what on the inside that matters. And the characters develop by the end of the story.

  • @Elegantfoxwasteland
    @Elegantfoxwasteland 4 года назад +463

    "You wanna.. pet the little fella?"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @Waldo-Manfred
      @Waldo-Manfred 7 месяцев назад +7

      that was a weird thing to ask to be honest

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 3 месяца назад

      What?

  • @emmytrumpets
    @emmytrumpets 5 лет назад +230

    Jason Alexander doesn’t get enough love for his part in this film. He was freakin hilarious! I’ve never laughed so hard at this movie until tonight, but I’ve seen it a few times! I died at the part where he meets Hal’s girl for the first time, and he has this blank stare and says “holy cow” 😂😂😂😂
    Then the gym scene 😂😂😂

    • @tdevil101
      @tdevil101 3 года назад +6

      “Is she behind the rhino” turns out rosemary is the rhino lmao.

    • @cxri9454
      @cxri9454 3 года назад +1

      Eh

  • @feedmeastraycat8247
    @feedmeastraycat8247 3 года назад +168

    i was never able to forget about this scene 10 years later or more

  • @kingraiderr
    @kingraiderr 4 года назад +388

    when i was a kid i litteraly belived that actor (jason alexander) has a tail.

    • @taylorsutton4327
      @taylorsutton4327 3 года назад +8

      He does lol

    • @taylorsutton4327
      @taylorsutton4327 3 года назад +7

      Its not a prosthetic, hes actually got it

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 3 года назад +3

      I was nauseated just from seeing it and I've already seen this movie once before

    • @lisal3667
      @lisal3667 3 года назад +2

      @@taylorsutton4327 wait really .o. he can just wag it like that??

    • @travis6339
      @travis6339 2 года назад +1

      I was a kid when I watched this and thought that too. It really messed with me for the next 20 years, every now and then I'll sit down and imagine how painful it must be if I were to have a tail

  • @bigwiiner2427
    @bigwiiner2427 7 лет назад +821

    I think about this 3 times a week

  • @angrym0nkeysh0w
    @angrym0nkeysh0w Год назад +64

    "I have a tail!"
    "You have a tail?"
    "A tail, Jerry!"

    • @indientis6003
      @indientis6003 Год назад +5

      *kramer suddenly bursts into apartment*

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 2 месяца назад +1

      “Like a story?” 😂

  • @the_pranic_element
    @the_pranic_element 5 лет назад +206

    "I don't know why I never thought of that...when I was getting pummelled in gym class, by a bunch of BARKING SERIORS!
    URRAWRUFFFRARWW!!"
    LMFAO

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 3 года назад +1

      🤣kills me every time

    • @saberiandream316
      @saberiandream316 Год назад +2

      You just REALLY feel the _years_ of torment buried in those words.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Год назад +1

      He could try Europe. I don't see why an orthopedic and vascular surgeon and maybe a neurosurgeon can't all collaborate. A university hospital like Johns Hopkins might be help him

  • @cartermorrison7917
    @cartermorrison7917 6 лет назад +446

    That's funny and creepy at the same time for me.

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 лет назад +186

    I admire Jason Alexander for taking on this role. A lot of actors would be too proud to do it. Good for him. It’s such a good movie, too.

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 3 года назад +2

      Really? Well this was close to the height of his fame

    • @smoothALOE
      @smoothALOE 3 года назад +1

      @@amazingabby25 yes it was, though more on the downside.

    • @paulorocky
      @paulorocky 2 года назад +9

      He was just reprising George.

    • @LambertBowden56
      @LambertBowden56 2 года назад

      @@paulorockyHaha Exactly. The guy got rich and famous for playing that exact type of character.

    • @pennythedog6605
      @pennythedog6605 2 года назад +2

      He did good with the material he was given but this movie is really bad lol. He's playing a worst written version of George Costanza.

  • @rochstan123
    @rochstan123 6 лет назад +454

    Lol...That's the dumbest question ever, "Have you thought about getting it cut off?"

    • @smoothALOE
      @smoothALOE 5 лет назад +24

      rochstan123 that’s why he responded the way that he did, haha!

    • @googlebarbaralernerspectre2581
      @googlebarbaralernerspectre2581 5 лет назад +4

      He should snap it off, even if he ends up in a wheel chair. He can go to heaven with Barbara Lener spectre.

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 5 лет назад +1

      rochstan123 Did you ask your Rottweiler first?

    • @598superchris
      @598superchris 4 года назад

      rochstan123 that doesn’t sound like a dumb question.

    • @christinadoxstader3004
      @christinadoxstader3004 4 года назад

      It really was and his response is the best part of this scene.

  • @DIRT_NASTY
    @DIRT_NASTY 7 лет назад +196

    Do you wanna pet the little fella? NOOO! ..But I'm not much of a dog person.

    • @DeusSalis
      @DeusSalis 6 лет назад +7

      He said "Not much of a dog person" if you're going to repeat something you just heard get it right.

    • @DIRT_NASTY
      @DIRT_NASTY 6 лет назад +8

      Killary Rotten Cuntham that's what I said you putz

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад

      @@DIRT_NASTY I think he was referring to that Hal just said "Not much of a dog person" without the "But I'm.." in front of it like you put. But so what? That's a stupid trivial little thing to get him to respond the way he did to you.

  • @hermes7330
    @hermes7330 6 лет назад +677

    That fake hair though

    • @cobracorporal6738
      @cobracorporal6738 5 лет назад +8

      Yep. Totally fake

    • @wwekane2468
      @wwekane2468 5 лет назад +21

      Ethan Peterson well I mean they show him seeding his hair in the movie so it’s not really breaking news here

    • @spencerjohnson2911
      @spencerjohnson2911 5 лет назад +8

      That George Costanza hair though..

    • @TheMrKobeBryant2012
      @TheMrKobeBryant2012 5 лет назад +16

      Lol. I was going to say. What's worse than the tail is he is bald, short and overweight. It's not like he could get so far with a chick that she would see that tail anyway.

    • @amitabhsharma3916
      @amitabhsharma3916 5 лет назад +16

      @@TheMrKobeBryant2012 And yet in real life, where he's still short, bald and overweight, he's married to the love of his life, an incredibly beautiful woman.

  • @dandrieberg1893
    @dandrieberg1893 3 года назад +22

    “Like a story?” 😂😂😂

  • @Princess_Cheese
    @Princess_Cheese 6 лет назад +301

    A Hindu boy was born with a tail (like a finger) and they treated him like a god

    • @siddhantsinghakumar
      @siddhantsinghakumar 5 лет назад +23

      This is correct except for one correction. The boy is muslim and yes people treat him like some sort of AVATAR of lord Hanuman. 😁

    • @shaggydawg5419
      @shaggydawg5419 5 лет назад +3

      If it's highly sensitive and can become hard/soft, it's an additional asset.

    • @matador6604
      @matador6604 5 лет назад

      they're weirdos that's why

    • @ishikawa1338
      @ishikawa1338 4 года назад

      Explains how them people are unelvolved still

    • @theodorecarter6601
      @theodorecarter6601 4 года назад

      But the kid wasn’t a loser like George Costanza.

  • @SirJamesthePaul
    @SirJamesthePaul 4 года назад +109

    It’s a shame Jason Alexander struggled with typecasting. He’s a really great actor.

    • @cancanjaker1620
      @cancanjaker1620 3 года назад +18

      Many actors get type-casted. It is not a bad thing, they get famous for portraying a type of character and will make it easier to find work. The current trend of expecting every actor/actress to be able to act any role actually have audience putting up with less convincing acts by famous actor/actress instead of casting someone who can be really good in a role.

    • @0mnislasher1
      @0mnislasher1 11 месяцев назад

      @@cancanjaker1620 type-casting is a necessary evil and it's true that many complain when they really shouldn't, at least not publicly. i don't want to hear well paid average actors complaining about it when they are the perfect physical type for a certain stock/archetypal role. but it is definitely a bad thing when they're an actual good actor with a diverse range, which applies to jason.

  • @erk44
    @erk44 5 лет назад +41

    "So you wanna pet the little fella?" "NOOOO...." haha why can this sound dirty at the same time

  • @Tgogators
    @Tgogators 2 года назад +41

    I remember seeing this in theaters, the whole auditorium was screaming laughing at this part.

    • @shoddylocket
      @shoddylocket 7 месяцев назад

      what other scenes did they laugh at?

  • @TStamp-lw4ku
    @TStamp-lw4ku 5 лет назад +25

    0:40 I use this line regularly in day to day conversation

  • @darrylthompson7453
    @darrylthompson7453 5 лет назад +48

    I don't know why I never thought of that when I was getting pumbled in gym class by a bunch of barking seniors!! *barks*

  • @phorse
    @phorse 5 лет назад +62

    His hair is even worse

  • @MartyMcFly88
    @MartyMcFly88 3 года назад +21

    This movie is hilarious. So under appreciated

  • @andromedaiscoming185
    @andromedaiscoming185 5 лет назад +15

    One of the best gags of any funny movie lol

    • @blakehammerpack4710
      @blakehammerpack4710 4 года назад

      Idk?...the"frank & beans" scene in "there's something about Mary"
      Is legendary😂

  • @Bozpot
    @Bozpot 5 лет назад +28

    I've been watching 'Seinfeld' recently, and had only just remembered that Jason Alexander was in this film. It's amazing how he can make himself so different - I always thought George Costanza was really cute; but Mauricio is utterly repulsive, both physically and as a character. Great acting from JA, and with help from that revolting powder toupee thing, of course. Poor Mauricio having to deal with humiliation due to having a tail, though.

  • @whatareyoulookingat908
    @whatareyoulookingat908 3 года назад +17

    I admit I loved his recollection about the barking seniors. 😆

  • @jadender
    @jadender 6 лет назад +30

    2:09 “By the way...you’re gonna need a little sod on the fairway there” 🤣

  • @cobracorporal6738
    @cobracorporal6738 5 лет назад +11

    1:25 His barking is funny

  • @jjgems5909
    @jjgems5909 4 года назад +11

    Lmao his hair! 😂😂😂

  • @woabeatz9717
    @woabeatz9717 8 лет назад +44

    yo, the circus would get him extra income...

  • @julienforletta7896
    @julienforletta7896 6 лет назад +69

    What like a story ?

  • @shiningforce9033
    @shiningforce9033 5 лет назад +17

    They spilled the beans on caucasians on this one.

  • @smitherin71
    @smitherin71 3 года назад +10

    “I have a tail”
    “What do you mean you have a tail? Like you have a story?”

  • @butterfly8435
    @butterfly8435 4 года назад +6

    the tail is pretty cute ngl

  • @CherryDreamer96
    @CherryDreamer96 2 месяца назад

    I like theu added this scene in because you understand his character more and how he projected his own insrcurities onto others like when he over reacted at Lindys toe and was unnecessarily rude about Walt because of his disability

  • @luisbohorquez7096
    @luisbohorquez7096 3 года назад +4

    "George likes his tail spicy"....lol

  • @Lumosnight
    @Lumosnight 5 лет назад +16

    This scene perfectly sums up those MYTOWs - guys who nitpick a woman’s looks are usually not good looking themselves.

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 5 лет назад +4

    This movie was ducking gold

  • @NotMadison1562
    @NotMadison1562 4 года назад +7

    It’s like a waggy tail

  • @OJGillom
    @OJGillom 6 лет назад +29

    Cracked me up when Hal was telling his guy how he needs to put a lil more spray on his head and he was like " Huh what you mean ? " Like he is fooling someone. lol. To keep it real, ive tried that too. Going bald sucks but dont want my fresh line sweating off trying to chat with a nice lady:) Biotin better option:)

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged 5 лет назад +1

      Just shave it off. Why stress yourself out?

    • @KleWdSide
      @KleWdSide 5 лет назад +1

      Regardless of what neckbearded incels say on the internet, most women actually think the shaved head look is attractive.

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 3 года назад +1

      @@sarcasticallyrearranged Right I used to have locs, my hair started thinning out when I was 25 years old. I’ll be 30 tomorrow nowadays I just keep it cut. So you right why stress out about never can’t grow it back out?

  • @jackass123491
    @jackass123491 3 года назад +3

    20 years later and his tail still creeps me out

  • @edporter311
    @edporter311 5 лет назад +4

    A little sod on the fairway... That killed me!

  • @Mr.Floyd1984
    @Mr.Floyd1984 7 лет назад +79

    I didn't know George Costanza had a tail

  • @lfasupra8994
    @lfasupra8994 4 года назад +2

    This gave me ptsd ebrn I watched it like 15 years ago, I'm not the same since then, everyday now and then this scene with his tail comes to my mind

  • @SalvableRuin
    @SalvableRuin 5 лет назад +3

    I'm pretty sure NOBODY would find that adorable lol

  • @Onkarr
    @Onkarr 4 года назад +6

    0:52 that killed me 🤣😂

  • @mat.atch96
    @mat.atch96 Год назад +3

    Bruh.... I honestly wouldn't care if my bf had a vestigial tail... or if I knew someone with one, it's adorable.

  • @franks551
    @franks551 Месяц назад

    Classic movies I grew up watching

  • @Graffiti-dawg
    @Graffiti-dawg 3 года назад +4

    He needs a lil sod on the fairway there

  • @VegasViking420
    @VegasViking420 5 лет назад +10

    Vestigial tails are indeed real but theyre more commonly associated with inbreeding

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 5 лет назад

      Shadilay McKek Legs on snakes and dolphins?

  • @samuelmason8370
    @samuelmason8370 3 года назад +4

    im not much of a dog person is such an underrated line

  • @celeboria
    @celeboria 7 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine watching this movie never having watched a Seinfeld episode.

  • @brianclancy9609
    @brianclancy9609 5 лет назад +3

    This is right up there with thunder buddies for the chuckles I get.

  • @deborahl3083
    @deborahl3083 5 лет назад +7

    I remember thinking this was such an extreme medical condition

    • @asphodelale
      @asphodelale 3 года назад +1

      Rare, but all humans have tails to start with, so it's not all that weird that some people don't lose theirs, from an embryolgical standpoint.

  • @crookbrother
    @crookbrother 2 месяца назад

    I remember watching this a long time ago as a kid this is all I remember. I’m amazed to have found this

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 5 лет назад +1

    This movie is ducking gold

  • @reycesarcarino4653
    @reycesarcarino4653 3 года назад +1

    Constanza can't get a Break

  • @pla4825
    @pla4825 3 года назад +3

    I feel like Hal I don’t wanna I gotta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @captaincrow6966
    @captaincrow6966 6 лет назад +2

    Wait a sec are you for real? If you are you I gotta see this...no I don't wanna I GOTTA 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 this whole scene is just great comedy

  • @sillygoosesurvivor
    @sillygoosesurvivor 5 лет назад +3

    To think the director/writer of this movie has TWO Oscars

  • @upularFTW
    @upularFTW 3 года назад +2

    "Whaddya mean... a story?"

  • @shaxshaw
    @shaxshaw 2 года назад +1

    i love Shallow Hal because of its OST

  • @chupacabra8331
    @chupacabra8331 2 дня назад

    Jason Alexander is such a little troll.

  • @leviticusjohnson1366
    @leviticusjohnson1366 3 года назад

    Mauricio: "You Know What I'm Nervous!"

  • @MrVariant
    @MrVariant 4 года назад +7

    0:58 lol I miss when people have legit insecurities.

  • @tmm4461
    @tmm4461 2 года назад +1

    Haha arrrgh those head slaps!

  • @jaclynschilt4699
    @jaclynschilt4699 3 года назад +4

    Why would he show him the tail?

  • @tami8458
    @tami8458 5 лет назад +4

    I can see KG playing Mauricio! He did have a minor role in this movie though.

  • @eller3794
    @eller3794 5 лет назад +2

    I just saw this scene on tv when I glanced over and I looked it up

  • @bouszaye
    @bouszaye 4 года назад +3

    Just goes to show... the people who are the most pickiest in who they find attractive turn out to be the most insecure

  • @katarn0329
    @katarn0329 Год назад +1

    At least Mauricio admits his insecurities.

  • @eller3794
    @eller3794 5 лет назад +3

    This makes my tailbone hurt

  • @jemimajust827
    @jemimajust827 5 лет назад +2

    no i dont wanna, i GOTTA

  • @quinnyoung32
    @quinnyoung32 9 месяцев назад +1

    George Costanza has a tail

  • @AFFTFOMSICHTS
    @AFFTFOMSICHTS 9 месяцев назад

    Why did they cut out “you’re pulling in what 28,29g a year ???”
    “29.5” 😂😂😂😂😂
    I’m dead idk how I missed that part when I’ve watched this so many times

  • @SwingJake
    @SwingJake 2 года назад +2

    Once every two months I am haunted from the memory of witnessing this as a kid. I had no idea what to think and it never left me especially because I remember him being on KFC so I think of chicken too and it’s just all sorts of fu**ed up

  • @googlebarbaralernerspectre2581
    @googlebarbaralernerspectre2581 5 лет назад +2

    It's common for Barbara Lerner spectre, Erick kaufman and George soros family to have tails. Stop stressing Henry.

  • @MuvoTX
    @MuvoTX 3 года назад

    Sod on the fairway... LOL !!!

  • @KimiW
    @KimiW 2 года назад

    Nice hair, "George"! ....and didn't Rudi Giuliani eventually opt for this same look at least once too? 😉

  • @blackrebelradio9879
    @blackrebelradio9879 2 года назад

    For a tail he holds a rather high bar.

  • @jamesentertainment9030
    @jamesentertainment9030 4 года назад +2

    George Kastanza's later years were not kind

  • @NicolesNaturals
    @NicolesNaturals 5 лет назад +3

    Please...does anyone know where this scene was shot? The neighborhood is gorgeous.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад

      Somewhere in the greater LA area, I think. That's where the entire film was filmed

  • @charlesmillard596
    @charlesmillard596 Месяц назад

    No I don’t wanna, I gotta!

  • @IncredibleC85
    @IncredibleC85 4 месяца назад

    Cauda Equina is actually a real medical condition from my research💯💯 this seen was epic in shallow Hal

  • @Skrimpish
    @Skrimpish 3 года назад +1

    I always wondered if he saw george like this because he was so ugly inside.

  • @AstroWorldObjectCosmos
    @AstroWorldObjectCosmos 2 года назад

    ay George Costanza finally has hair

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 лет назад +4

    This part is pretty good too.

  • @nicolech8527
    @nicolech8527 7 лет назад +4

    Great movie!!

  • @vanessagreenlee5618
    @vanessagreenlee5618 2 года назад

    Good lord,Jack black said it,when he saw the human tale,and the British guy,said good lord
    when he saw the werewolf coming at him,in the 1981 movie shallow Hal.

  • @haymeatball931
    @haymeatball931 2 года назад

    Bro. What did Mauricio sprinkle onto his hair when they got in the car? After Jack told him to touch up his hair.

  • @SuAmigoElilegal
    @SuAmigoElilegal 7 лет назад +47

    why does Mauricio's hair looks so fake or weird

    • @willcallaway1395
      @willcallaway1395 7 лет назад +22

      Cuz it is fake lol

    • @twistedbunny27
      @twistedbunny27 7 лет назад +9

      Su Amigo El Ilegal he uses that black powder for your hair to fill in the bald spots lol

    • @DeusSalis
      @DeusSalis 6 лет назад +3

      Fite me bruh

    • @wwekane2468
      @wwekane2468 5 лет назад +2

      Because it is. Not like they don’t mention it in this scene or anything

    • @LoisAGrimm
      @LoisAGrimm 5 лет назад +1

      Because it's supposed to. 🤦

  • @tumadoireacht
    @tumadoireacht 3 года назад

    Guiliani hair moment there

  • @hades773
    @hades773 5 лет назад +5

    Jason Alexander is a one dimensional actor.

    • @yosefdemby8792
      @yosefdemby8792 5 лет назад

      Could you please expand on that?

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged 5 лет назад +5

      I agree with hades. Jason A.and Jennifer Aniston always act the same in every movie. They're not very good actors.

    • @camboallen
      @camboallen 5 лет назад +1

      hades773 so is will smith

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 5 лет назад

      He’s a one trick pony but it’s a very good trick. Like Michael Cera playing an awkward teenager.

  • @Nick-r4u1l
    @Nick-r4u1l 6 месяцев назад

    Good Lord 😂 I like it

  • @babu1904
    @babu1904 Год назад

    I love this movie ❤

  • @LiirThropp2687
    @LiirThropp2687 Год назад

    So he basically rejected that beautiful woman because he was scared she'd reject him anyway when she saw that.

  • @WaxScum
    @WaxScum Год назад

    It’s so weird to see Jason with hair

  • @zacharyrobles2381
    @zacharyrobles2381 Год назад

    It looks like a hamster tail

  • @TUZOIVAN16
    @TUZOIVAN16 3 месяца назад

    George is upset!

  • @user-il7lz7my1g
    @user-il7lz7my1g Год назад

    I’m sorry I just can’t see him being anyone else but George lol

  • @palesteveharvey3590
    @palesteveharvey3590 3 года назад

    YUP HUMANS ARE 2 LEGGED ANIMALS THEY STILL GROW TAILS