Jimmy Kimmel's Emmys 2016 Monologue

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2016
  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 2016 Primetime Emmys.
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  • @desireesuriano8702
    @desireesuriano8702 7 лет назад +684

    Matt Damon's surprising appearance on stage with Kimmel was definitely the highlight of the 2016 Emmy's!!!!!!!!!! Well done, Matt!!!!!

    • @Nancy-wh3ji
      @Nancy-wh3ji 7 лет назад +15

      I agree. That was the highlight of the evening.

    • @hassan6216
      @hassan6216 7 лет назад +1

      yeah a movie person lmao

    • @TylerTompkins
      @TylerTompkins 7 лет назад +8

      Totally agree! I would love to see a future movie with them. I think it could actually work.

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 7 лет назад +1081

    He is so natural on stage.

    • @jay-vc9ot
      @jay-vc9ot 7 лет назад +22

      Jimmy Kimmel is my favorite tv host.

    • @16annia
      @16annia 7 лет назад +17

      I like his personality.

    • @ryandcranchdel7046
      @ryandcranchdel7046 7 лет назад +7

      same here

    • @Ghost5104
      @Ghost5104 7 лет назад +46

      Good to see you comment on every video. Every. Single. One.

    • @faisalalkhorayef9074
      @faisalalkhorayef9074 7 лет назад +3

      Alain Bruno your everywhere

  • @thisisleor1231
    @thisisleor1231 7 лет назад +2217

    *Wish Matt Damon jumped on stage*

    • @Madferit91
      @Madferit91 7 лет назад +770

      That happened.

    • @Hckon
      @Hckon 6 лет назад +35

      ThisIsLeor jimmy was nominated and after he lost to John Oliver, Matt came on stage to rubb it in his face!!!

    • @maarjaaug2724
      @maarjaaug2724 6 лет назад

      ThisIsLeor i

    • @ASK-ce6ps
      @ASK-ce6ps 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @youssefheisenberg6410
      @youssefheisenberg6410 3 года назад

      He did

  • @mohsintahir6322
    @mohsintahir6322 7 лет назад +3105

    Jimmy Is the beat host ever, he should host every year

  • @Syndor12
    @Syndor12 7 лет назад +391

    Funny how Maggie ended up winning, again

  • @bryannaturnbough204
    @bryannaturnbough204 7 лет назад +627

    No one talks to McGonagall like that, no biscuit for you, Kimmel. :P

  • @boosted2v749
    @boosted2v749 7 лет назад +1582

    jimmy is great hes the only one of these talk show hosts along with ellen that i actually like

    • @damlayeni77
      @damlayeni77 7 лет назад +104

      GRAHAM NORTON!!!!!!

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 7 лет назад +145

      TEAMCOCO

    • @illiathio
      @illiathio 7 лет назад +25

      gotta agree with you funny at the same time quirky glad people like him too oj joke not bad ellen ok

    • @GD3DGA7xROCKx13
      @GD3DGA7xROCKx13 7 лет назад +37

      #TEAMCOCO

    • @nesniping6378
      @nesniping6378 7 лет назад +1

      He sucks Hillary's Cliton and is an overall dick. Conan and Fallon are better

  • @Lylasasa
    @Lylasasa 7 лет назад +44

    OMG I died when Aziz and Ty hugged each other though - I love them both sooo much

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase 7 лет назад +139

    I was laughing so hard at the Mark Burnett bit. Definitely the funniest moment of the night.

    • @vintagegoldenage
      @vintagegoldenage 3 года назад +4

      god i feel like he was probably embarrassed:/ and this was before the election!

  • @HN-nf2ui
    @HN-nf2ui 6 лет назад +139

    4:33 the girl reaction when she finds out that she's in on the camera 😂😂😂

  • @StayFrost224
    @StayFrost224 7 лет назад +164

    They cut out Cuba's deadpan... Wish they filmed it more haha.

  • @TylerTompkins
    @TylerTompkins 7 лет назад +73

    This may have been my favorite Emmy's ceremony I've ever seen. Jimmy Kimmel was a fantastic host and should just host everything forever from now on.

  • @EvaGreenFanPennyDreadful
    @EvaGreenFanPennyDreadful 7 лет назад +16

    That was a very good monologue. Well done, Jimmy. Had me glued the entire time and wanting more.

  • @fadhilramadhani1847
    @fadhilramadhani1847 7 лет назад +806

    BECAUSE DAME MAGGIE SMITH IS AMAZING AND SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS FOR THE EMMYS, JIMMY!

    • @EllenFan4ever1019
      @EllenFan4ever1019 7 лет назад +21

      true

    • @kezkezooie8595
      @kezkezooie8595 7 лет назад +40

      How disrespectful to Dame Maggie Smith - a true UK national treasure and a woman with more talent in her little fingernail than Jimmy Kimmel could ever hope to develop. I would have liked to have seen Kevin Spacey's face when Kimmel was doing that piece - insulted and extremely embarrassed would be my bet.

    • @Colby-1997
      @Colby-1997 7 лет назад +121

      It's called a joke. Lighten up.

    • @hqcf
      @hqcf 7 лет назад +21

      +kez kezooie come on, it's just a joke...

    • @marcxaviergomez6769
      @marcxaviergomez6769 7 лет назад +13

      +kez kezooie it was a funny joke. but i would agree to you. dame maggie smith didnt need those comments

  • @0nekhmerXViet
    @0nekhmerXViet 7 лет назад +168

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best at roasting hahaha

  • @canadiantesladventure
    @canadiantesladventure 7 лет назад +57

    Cuba Gooding Jr's reaction LOL 1:57

  • @mariah9231
    @mariah9231 7 лет назад +82

    The Maggie Smith joke had me rolling on the floor laughing especially when the presenters announced that she won.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 7 лет назад +9

    Perfect timing and deliveries! A++ Mr. Kimmel!

  • @crunk4124
    @crunk4124 7 лет назад +478

    4:12
    Jimmy's nervous lol
    ''Melarrrria'' (Melania)
    haha - who can blame him

    • @Benny71453
      @Benny71453 7 лет назад +141

      He did it on purpose

    • @Sean-mc4iq
      @Sean-mc4iq 7 лет назад

      no lol

    • @oddish2253
      @oddish2253 7 лет назад +78

      The fact that someone have to explain this joke to people saddens me.

    • @pjstasyna1
      @pjstasyna1 7 лет назад

      says the Pokemon! LOL only in 2016.

    • @TheTrippleTKA
      @TheTrippleTKA 7 лет назад +7

      oh child

  • @sadafalam3530
    @sadafalam3530 7 лет назад +35

    Kimmel is the perfect host for the Emmys

  • @5xt
    @5xt 7 лет назад +36

    4:40, wait, I need to be on screen too!

  • @MultiChristyk
    @MultiChristyk 7 лет назад +57

    Jimmy's the best!

  • @DayzieCat1
    @DayzieCat1 7 лет назад +135

    "Crumpet muncher" LMAO

  • @nash879
    @nash879 7 лет назад +288

    Are we not gonna talk about Reggie in the crowd?

    • @da96103
      @da96103 7 лет назад +2

      Where?

    • @Kurovespertine
      @Kurovespertine 7 лет назад +2

      Huh? Sorry don't get it. What's the significance?

    • @Ivanselectsongs
      @Ivanselectsongs 7 лет назад +2

      his smile

    • @MrJesse546
      @MrJesse546 7 лет назад +4

      5:16

    • @paulonius42
      @paulonius42 7 лет назад +21

      Um...okay: Hey, look! Reggie is the crowd!
      That's pretty much all there is to say, really.

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 7 лет назад +11

    Jimmy was ON FIRE.....He nailed it !! Cheers all

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 7 лет назад +3137

    Classy and funny. That's Jimmy Kimmel...

    • @pjstasyna1
      @pjstasyna1 7 лет назад +19

      scripted and reading a telelprompter. he is a show host with very bad timing, nothing more. he doesn't write a single "joke"

    • @viejolesbiano3752
      @viejolesbiano3752 7 лет назад +96

      Still better than fallon

    • @pjstasyna1
      @pjstasyna1 7 лет назад +7

      Which is sad. They both seriously suck. No natural talent, just reactive and scripted 'comedy' for the dumbed down masses.
      Yes he can talk into a camera, and handle a very large crowd of people but that doesn't make him special or funny.

    • @borderal4693
      @borderal4693 7 лет назад +20

      +sp00 wow the dumbed down masses? I really wish I was as smart as you...wow

    • @ninjaswifon
      @ninjaswifon 7 лет назад +1

      Wat, your ignorant.

  • @claymiller9707
    @claymiller9707 4 года назад +17

    “The tribe has spoken” was probably my favorite line haha, such good writing.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 7 лет назад +31

    Thanks Mark!

    • @lasse80
      @lasse80 3 года назад

      wow you really fell off, didn't you?

    • @karenling2106
      @karenling2106 2 года назад

      baskets sunday on fx

  • @Nameless-wr9tj
    @Nameless-wr9tj 7 лет назад +23

    Let's face it, Kit Harrington was the best part of this monologue

  • @RenanCMaia
    @RenanCMaia 4 года назад +15

    Maggie Smith can make anything and we'll always love her!!!

  • @netsirk6
    @netsirk6 7 лет назад +15

    This was a great monologue! Great job Jimmy!

  • @mirror2398
    @mirror2398 7 лет назад +36

    he's the best and most natural emmy host. make him a regular!

  • @NewTypexvii
    @NewTypexvii 7 лет назад +25

    Jimmy by far has been one of my favorite hosts. Throwing jabs all night at the absurdity of all the PC nonsense we have come too.

  • @rubberducky4074
    @rubberducky4074 7 лет назад +933

    Wife Malaria?

    • @da96103
      @da96103 7 лет назад +30

      Yeah i heard that, Malaria.

    • @naurrrre
      @naurrrre 7 лет назад +18

      MALARIA! YES!

    • @da96103
      @da96103 7 лет назад +139

      Jimmy shouldn't make fun of people's name. It is not too difficult to call Donald Trump's wife by her real name: Michelle Obama.

    • @welcomewealthy2002
      @welcomewealthy2002 7 лет назад +4

      hilarious

    • @barbaraobach
      @barbaraobach 7 лет назад +10

      Oh, should he of said low class Melania, " Dishonest , Undocumented Worker ExStripper, Plagiarizer Trump " , the
      middle age, foreign gold digger,who uses the unqualified piece of garbage Trump, for his money and fame ?
      This undocumented, uneducated, immoral Slovenian should be fined for enabling the racist, clown,traitor bigot Trump, " Putins Pet Idiot" . I've insulted the good people in the stripper community,many who are kind and have more morals so sorry, but the middleage dishonest Slovenian thief's is deplorable, so her behavior is akin to malaria. But yea Jimmy Kimmels great.

  • @HerrMeier007
    @HerrMeier007 7 лет назад +25

    That was a pretty strong monologue!

  • @HamzaButtM
    @HamzaButtM 7 лет назад +25

    Maggie Smith is too cool even for Oscars as well. Dont know how she shows up for them. Maybe she doesnt have a ceramics carving class that day!

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 6 лет назад +4

    That split second facial expression of Cuba Gooding Jr. was everything I needed in my life.

  • @hihenry22
    @hihenry22 7 лет назад +91

    i really like Jimmy Kimmel but this was not the best Emmy monologue you had so muchos more material!!!!

    • @Nancy-wh3ji
      @Nancy-wh3ji 7 лет назад +7

      I thought the same exact thing. I too like Jimmy a lot but tonight was not his best work.

    • @dramahoude5
      @dramahoude5 7 лет назад +6

      He's the best

  • @RealHealthyMinute
    @RealHealthyMinute 7 лет назад +545

    Geez, Trump supporters are so easily identifiable with how angrily they would react to every joke at Trump's expense. lol

    • @RealHealthyMinute
      @RealHealthyMinute 7 лет назад +17

      Yup. I was a life-long supporter of the Republican party. I started voting ever since I first became eligible (Bush Sr.'s 2nd term), and all the way until 2012.
      But 2016 is a different beast. I was a fan of Trump's TV show, where I even forced my employees to watch it as a "homework". Fairly certain that broke all sorts of labor laws... Thank God they enjoyed it too. Unfortunately, Trump, as a presidential candidate, absolutely scared me. I tried every possible way to see things from his angle, but he's just too crazy to put in the White House.
      So, with much sadness as a hardened Republican (who even voted for Bush Jr. in BOTH elections!), I have decided to vote Dems this year. Hillary is more than just the lesser of two evils... She's actually got the necessary experience and knowledge to run this country! She's a lawyer who's well versed in constitutional laws and graduated from an Ivy League school, worked on helping people for DECADES and polished her skills in the Senate and as a Secretary of State.
      If Trump wants to run this country, he really should start somewhere reasonable and get experience first. Perhaps as Mayor of NY, and then on to the Senate first? The job of our president is not meant for a complete political novice.
      Go and Google Reagan. He's our last entertainer based president, and he was a great one. But look at how much time he prepared himself politically and served as a governor!!

    • @RealHealthyMinute
      @RealHealthyMinute 7 лет назад +6

      kelly morgan
      Kelly, I ran my own business in the past, and I have an MBA, so I know exactly who Trump is... He's a successful business person who took full advantage of our tax loopholes, preyed on smaller business and contractors, and ruined his investors and creditors through our bankruptcy system. Yeah, those traits should NEVER be the ones describing our Commander in Chief.
      I'm no fan of Hillary, and yes, she totally got her Senator's seat because her last name's Clinton. But successful or not, she's got experience, and she KNOWS constitutional law.
      So yeah, between Grandma Nixon and Orange Hitler, I must hold my nose and vote for Grandma Nixon.

    • @jayp4582
      @jayp4582 7 лет назад +1

      ***** Except that it's obviously true and everyone with a brain knows it. I don't recall Trump's lawsuits being a threat to national security or being plagued with a trail of dead bodies. Liberal Americans are an insane group to say the least. I believe greedy, lying con artist describes Hillary best.

    • @joeshmo95
      @joeshmo95 7 лет назад +1

      No one is more sensitive than liberals. You guys invented safe spaces, trigger warnings, SJW mentality, and micro-aggressions for a reason. It's because you're all spoiled, whiny brats.

    • @jayp4582
      @jayp4582 7 лет назад

      ***** Actually you've got that backwards Skippy. Recent studies have shown that liberal democrats are among the lowest IQ in the history of America. Their lack of accepting reality is a testament to that.

  • @kiandita
    @kiandita 7 лет назад +141

    I'd love to see James Corden's monologue next year.

  • @dwinasharitaadinda
    @dwinasharitaadinda 7 лет назад +27

    can we have Jimmy Kimmel to host the next year's Oscars, pleaseeeee???

  • @jazyb5750
    @jazyb5750 7 лет назад +15

    Jimmy K has grown on me - good job!

  • @CAT-ce4ds
    @CAT-ce4ds 7 лет назад

    Loved the opening ! Jeb Bush skit was fantastic. Great monologue Jimmy :)

  • @williamturner875
    @williamturner875 7 лет назад +142

    John Travolta looks so much better than he was a few years ago

  • @thumbsup23
    @thumbsup23 7 лет назад +15

    nice,,, i can watch hours of his monologue

  • @dramahoude5
    @dramahoude5 7 лет назад

    I really liked how jimmy mention game of tbrones like it is his best show, and used fire in the background screen

  • @shortstuff780
    @shortstuff780 7 лет назад +17

    no one make fun of Maggie Smith!!! I was half expecting her to jump behind him and wack the fool

  • @marawees8495
    @marawees8495 7 лет назад +8

    I just love this guy

  • @laughfrodisiac2400
    @laughfrodisiac2400 7 лет назад +28

    "The Emmys are so diverse this year, the Oscars are telling everyone we're one of their closest friends." PERFECTION

  • @Olivia_4444
    @Olivia_4444 7 лет назад +4

    i love Jimmy Kimmel. he nailed this monologue

  • @naghoumette
    @naghoumette 7 лет назад +4

    Sarah's reaction was so cute, she's so sweet :)

  • @claytonfallon
    @claytonfallon 7 лет назад +625

    Malaria Trump

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад +3

    I've just watched Maggie Smith in "The Lady in the Van". i didnt think it would be my type of movie but i found it very entertaining.

  • @zaidchalabi1599
    @zaidchalabi1599 7 лет назад +3

    he is so entertaining he could talk for an hour and i wouldnt get bored
    great dude love him

  • @junkim2789
    @junkim2789 7 лет назад +4

    Kimmel's ability to muse people always surprise me. He does it in such a natural way that it doesnt bore people nor give them repulsive feeling

  • @alexisjane607
    @alexisjane607 7 лет назад +36

    i laughed the entire time. he had some funny jokes!

  • @sourajitbhattacharjee1801
    @sourajitbhattacharjee1801 4 года назад +8

    I See Captain Holt, I cleaned my desk after putting on a tie!

  • @AngelAguilar-tu4bw
    @AngelAguilar-tu4bw 7 лет назад

    Now that was fuunny! LMFAO XD I needed that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while...

  • @Fightfanz
    @Fightfanz 7 лет назад +4

    5:16 best part of the whole clip

  • @fbspin
    @fbspin 7 лет назад +24

    it's DAME Maggie Smith

  • @macittluke
    @macittluke 7 лет назад +4

    he is definitely a class act on stage. he is not shy and will definitely say whats on his mind . has jimmy ever done standup?

  • @trueglitterdust
    @trueglitterdust 7 лет назад +2

    This was awesome! Jimmy did good.

  • @TheNovellaB
    @TheNovellaB 7 лет назад

    The last clip before it cut away was of Michael Weatherly. I didn't realise how much I missed him until I got that glance of him. FanGirl Moment.

  • @LE0NSKA
    @LE0NSKA 7 лет назад +39

    0:32 have fun sitting behind that guy

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions 7 лет назад +5

    Jimmy you are doing a great job hosting the Emmy awards

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark8605 7 лет назад +12

    "You sneaky little crumpet muncher you"

  • @dudaalcantara0404
    @dudaalcantara0404 6 лет назад +8

    I'm here for Kit.

  • @erikasilva3417
    @erikasilva3417 3 года назад +6

    O dom do Jimmy em deixar os atores desconfortáveis

  • @lilwiley10
    @lilwiley10 7 лет назад +12

    5:16 Damn Mary Jane

  • @nasem7470
    @nasem7470 7 лет назад

    This was so good

  • @marie--chan1807
    @marie--chan1807 7 лет назад +2

    You did a great job tonight, Jimmy!

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 7 лет назад +6

    Kimmel never takes it seriously.. And it works for him... Great guy

  • @camaradepatrick8389
    @camaradepatrick8389 2 года назад +3

    How many slaps would have gotten if everyone in the room was Will

  • @mohamedabdi2160
    @mohamedabdi2160 4 года назад

    Still watching

  • @joseole8861
    @joseole8861 7 лет назад

    Amazing monologue

  • @lordcooterkilla
    @lordcooterkilla 5 лет назад +5

    That's *Dame* Maggie Smith to you, sir.

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld 7 лет назад +5

    Great job, Jimmy!!

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase 7 лет назад +2

    I just realized this is the official Kimmel RUclips page. Dang Chelsea, you moved fast, LOL!

  • @itsjaviertobar
    @itsjaviertobar 7 лет назад

    Favorite host and tv show

  • @hendrikhanshavermoudt7520
    @hendrikhanshavermoudt7520 7 лет назад +5

    Thanks dude. I had not watched the latest season of game of thrones yet, it isn't on tv here, and I have to prate it, which is now illegal in my country, so I'll have to wait until 2021, because that is the delay between American tv show releases and when they air in my country is literally years. That's why people pirate, not because we want to steal, but because we want to watch the show before jimmy kimmel spoils it in the Emmy monologue.

    • @isakzettervall2877
      @isakzettervall2877 7 лет назад +10

      If you watched the emmys, and you saw that Kit was nominated, you could have figured out that he came back couldnt you?

    • @dfirns8939
      @dfirns8939 7 лет назад +7

      Did you seriously expect the rest of the world to wait five years for you. Come on dude

  • @T3MPL3TillIdIe
    @T3MPL3TillIdIe 7 лет назад +8

    Jimmy is awesome... killer comedy

  • @edenolamiam0ralonzo854
    @edenolamiam0ralonzo854 3 года назад

    I love this show

  • @bobbobson3309
    @bobbobson3309 7 лет назад +1

    at 1:18 it's the guy who's face was Josh in until dawn

  • @franciscoantonio9355
    @franciscoantonio9355 7 лет назад +7

    guiermo should be the host for next year

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 3 года назад +3

    This aged well. Within the first 4 mins I spotted a few stars with either sexual abuse or college scandals to deal with in their futures.

  • @Nineell
    @Nineell 7 лет назад +1

    Just can't wait to see Jimmy at the Oscars

  • @kurbypinky608
    @kurbypinky608 7 лет назад

    This was great. Jimmy Kimmel is so bold and funny too :D

  • @carlos.obrado
    @carlos.obrado 5 лет назад +6

    Kevin Spacey, William H Macy and Felicity Huffman. It's funny watching this in 2019

    • @Highlandcoffee1
      @Highlandcoffee1 4 года назад +1

      Carlos Obradó a large group of people sitting right next to each other
      Its funny watching this in 2020 !

    • @crazyclemsonfan8305
      @crazyclemsonfan8305 4 года назад

      And Jeffrey tambor

  • @kenobiadc
    @kenobiadc 7 лет назад +6

    "Why do keep nominating this woman? She is treating us like the People's Choice Awards" hahaha
    Awesome!

  • @JohnSmith-rr8hc
    @JohnSmith-rr8hc 5 лет назад +1

    Always the best jimmy

  • @leondeklerk7200
    @leondeklerk7200 7 лет назад +1

    ❤ to Jimmy...such a enigmatic host...

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 7 лет назад +3

    Kimmel did fantastic. So glad he's also going to host the Oscars because he knows everyone in Hollywood, is witty, confident and respectful. He's gonna crush it!!!

  • @1sparklybielieber
    @1sparklybielieber 7 лет назад +3

    He's a great host! ♥️

  • @fitinyourbody888
    @fitinyourbody888 3 года назад

    Jimmy, I love you.
    2021❤️

  • @mirandaa6551
    @mirandaa6551 7 лет назад +1

    omg whoever the woman behind Mark Burnett is, is great. Her reaction to being on the screen (or maybe to mark) was just 10/10 who are you

  • @dramahoude5
    @dramahoude5 7 лет назад +4

    Jimmy is like a jokes machine , my man

  • @marciocouto3543
    @marciocouto3543 7 лет назад +67

    Welcome to the 68th Botox Convention.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 7 лет назад

    Awesome piece of work. You've come a long way from the Man Show. Now put the damn Man Show back on!

  • @kissjessie453
    @kissjessie453 7 лет назад +1

    Jimmy is the best host ever!and his own show also awsome.smart funny buddy!

  • @purpleahaze
    @purpleahaze 7 лет назад +4

    I can't see a mike. How is he speaking to a whole auditorium in such a clear and loud manner?

    • @Kalernor
      @Kalernor 7 лет назад +1

      It would also be very odd if one repetitively referred to oneself as 'one' without any necessary reason for one to do so.