Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue

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  • The 90th Oscars - Live Oscar Sunday March 4th 8 e | 5 p
    Jimmy’s opening monologue from the 2017 #Oscars.
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  • @RubenTricky
    @RubenTricky 7 лет назад +2556

    All the millions of people watching the Oscars thinking Jimmy is disrespectful to matt. Not knowing it's all a joke :D

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 7 лет назад +29

      ClubSoda Matt had it coming anyway!
      #TeamKimmel

    • @willyssmooth8917
      @willyssmooth8917 7 лет назад +6

      Matt Damon's a racist - great job on showing his, huge "wall" movie flop - worst of 2017

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 7 лет назад +13

      Willy S Smooth actually to be fair, the director of the film is Chinese and personally wanted an American Actor to attract American audiences

    • @genericname34
      @genericname34 7 лет назад +12

      Everyone knows it's a joke...

    • @The_yeffy1
      @The_yeffy1 7 лет назад

      ClubSoda *thousands of people watching

  • @nickrigdon8883
    @nickrigdon8883 7 лет назад +2236

    "Smooth move dumbass."
    Ahahahahahaha

    • @David_F97
      @David_F97 7 лет назад +3

      Faceless Keeper - Neil deGrasse Tyson.

    • @fridjon13
      @fridjon13 7 лет назад +8

      I thought i commented on this video and was like... WHAT !

    • @lindaleon4169
      @lindaleon4169 7 лет назад

      Nick bgmcnhbouhhjunnookkp

    • @AJ-er5hn
      @AJ-er5hn 7 лет назад +3

      the voice crack got me

  • @gloriasangermano3687
    @gloriasangermano3687 4 года назад +2920

    Imagine Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars.... What a carnage it would be

    • @johnnyten12
      @johnnyten12 4 года назад +70

      Gina Repetto people don’t like to hear the truth but it’s low key funny

    • @harrycui9046
      @harrycui9046 4 года назад +37

      Imagine Donald trump hosting the Oscars, it would be worse

    • @cnmg7121
      @cnmg7121 4 года назад +45

      Ricky Gervais said once that he does not host to satisfy the egos in the room, he doesn't play ball. He hosts to entertain the spectators watching in the sofa. I get what he means, but this kind of award is actually to celebrate the egos in the room.

    • @Covey7342
      @Covey7342 4 года назад +26

      CN MG That’s because Ricky understands that without us, the spectators, Hollywood wouldn’t exist. All the actors would just be normal people with normal jobs, just like the rest of us.

    • @arvindboghar446
      @arvindboghar446 4 года назад +1

      Imagine Dave chapelle

  • @sidiyer841
    @sidiyer841 6 лет назад +2917

    That's how you come back off a joke that didn't bang
    "the only happy ending we saw was in the middle of Moonlight"
    -silence-
    " you didn't see it, did you"

    • @anybodycanart
      @anybodycanart 4 года назад +10

      Sid Iyer I didn't get that.

    • @Walperion_Music
      @Walperion_Music 4 года назад +87

      Yeah I didnt' see that but I can tell it was the best joke of the monologue.

    • @coolarunmohan
      @coolarunmohan 4 года назад +50

      It was premeditated......he wasn't expecting it to get a big laugh

    •  4 года назад +19

      I think everyone gets it, it just takes a second or two to get in.

    • @CarlosDaniel-gj3if
      @CarlosDaniel-gj3if 3 года назад

      #

  • @Akash-dk5xs
    @Akash-dk5xs 7 лет назад +1495

    "black people saved nasa,and white people saved jazz."Lmao too funny

    • @chadbaker3117
      @chadbaker3117 7 лет назад

      no, racist jokes stopped being funny when BLM started

    • @mikeleeson7098
      @mikeleeson7098 7 лет назад +16

      Chad Baker its not racist

    • @chadbaker3117
      @chadbaker3117 7 лет назад +1

      Mike Leeson yes it is

    • @MrMatik-dl4sq
      @MrMatik-dl4sq 7 лет назад

      Flash That is a great sign that we still have a shot in this effed up country.

    • @tarighashim3690
      @tarighashim3690 7 лет назад +4

      That was the top joke of the night for me... and Jimmy Kimmel is definitely not racist

  • @aelic7
    @aelic7 7 лет назад +2330

    Just show us Guillermo taking tequila shots with all the actors

  • @olivia6063
    @olivia6063 4 года назад +3961

    Matt and Jimmy must be really close friends in real life.

    • @peelslowly28
      @peelslowly28 3 года назад +340

      They wouldn't be able to keep this up so long if they weren't

    • @riad1717
      @riad1717 3 года назад +109

      Wtf.... they are arch enemies

    • @olivia6063
      @olivia6063 3 года назад +92

      @@riad1717 Nope. That's just an act.

    • @chrisbelay4389
      @chrisbelay4389 3 года назад +17

      Thats only Show - Nothing else

    • @abhinavtheape5683
      @abhinavtheape5683 3 года назад +25

      They are star crossed enemies

  • @doinalright4552
    @doinalright4552 3 года назад +532

    The Meryl Streep part was the funniest and best.

    • @4deleDaz33m
      @4deleDaz33m 3 года назад +24

      Well almost every year, Meryl gets an Oscar nom and she's starting to careless about her winning because she has too much nomination 😂😂

    • @i_know_it_all
      @i_know_it_all 2 года назад +25

      @@4deleDaz33m Jimmy was quoting the former disgraced twice impeached one term loser president who said Meryl was overrated. It had not much to do with her being careless but I imagine that's how it is at this point.

    • @Benyikoko
      @Benyikoko 2 года назад +14

      Especially the fact that everybody stood up! I laughed so hard

  • @Deadpool-kb5yo
    @Deadpool-kb5yo 7 лет назад +1091

    If you saw Fallon's Golden Globe monologue, you'd know Kimmel's was way better.

    • @lalisitabonita
      @lalisitabonita 7 лет назад +15

      Deadpool they are incomparable but fallon has a wider fan base because of his skits w timberlake/relationships w celebs. ppl dont know substance... kimmel is always great !

    • @jyggaswoop2774
      @jyggaswoop2774 7 лет назад +12

      Fallon is just not witty not his fault

    • @ImEmilyThorne
      @ImEmilyThorne 7 лет назад +51

      Kimmel is always better.

    • @Buxenwolf
      @Buxenwolf 7 лет назад +6

      I like Conan and Kimmel :)

    • @hotstuff400
      @hotstuff400 7 лет назад +2

      Kimmel is smooth!

  • @kavy1017
    @kavy1017 7 лет назад +7445

    Everywhere I look, in the background, there's a marvel character just sitting there. 😂

    • @TridentVruinzTheSniper
      @TridentVruinzTheSniper 7 лет назад +23

      +Ethan Storm lmao

    • @crazynakedpandas
      @crazynakedpandas 7 лет назад +27

      Ethan Storm
      Same thoughts LoL

    • @lopfi4366
      @lopfi4366 7 лет назад +59

      and the DCEU won an oscar before the MCU

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 7 лет назад +88

      They have to have good security don't they?
      Okay it wasn't a good joke ı know.

    • @wallyjackson9543
      @wallyjackson9543 7 лет назад +44

      lopfi lottfi For makeup please stop pretending like it matters.

  • @user-xr5kp6qz8g
    @user-xr5kp6qz8g 3 года назад +289

    Meryl laughing and hiding is so funny and adorable

  • @missbumblebee8633
    @missbumblebee8633 5 лет назад +184

    That moment when everyone stood up for Meryl Streep was so touching. Brought me to tears.

  • @0nekhmerXViet
    @0nekhmerXViet 7 лет назад +5351

    I love Kimmel's satirical humour, so good at roasting everyone equally

    • @AussieTVMusic
      @AussieTVMusic 7 лет назад +52

      The right way to do it.

    • @mikerrnm
      @mikerrnm 7 лет назад +13

      Krisna k What a great feminist he is

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 лет назад +3

      Xenomous that's what ir mom said

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 7 лет назад +6

      ... yeah or just hard-to pronounce names. I'm white and have a pretty common German (as in: white) name, but the amount of English-speaking folks who frequently butcher it, make fun of it or simply change it ... dude. But I get it, if it's a name you're not used to it seems odd, maybe funny, and sometimes hard to pronounce, I have that problem with Irish or a lot of Eastern European names for example (also white names.) So I don't think this is a racial issue here, it's just people generally having a tendency to make fun of names that seem unusual to them. But also maybe this works differently in the USA than here in Europe, I don't know. Here white people frequently have unusual names as well and get made fun of for them (which is fine as long as it's in good fun for everyone involved, but terrible when it turns to bullying, obviously!).

    • @TheTompinai
      @TheTompinai 7 лет назад +12

      full of hatred..

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 7 лет назад +2026

    Matt Damon ROASTED

  • @ShubhamKumar-in9fd
    @ShubhamKumar-in9fd 5 лет назад +484

    Meryl Streep be like.. Why on earth it had to be Jimmy? 😢
    Matt Damon: Get used to it😂

    • @striperross4975
      @striperross4975 3 года назад +15

      Jimmy had to do it because of the feud between President Trump and Meryll Streep. Trump tweeted that Meryll Streep is an 'overrated' actress.

    • @t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r
      @t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r 2 года назад

      😂😂😂👌👌

  • @kingop3029
    @kingop3029 4 года назад +1297

    I love anything involving Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.... These two are hilarious 😂😂

    • @jujujewel2172
      @jujujewel2172 4 года назад +12

      Yeah me too, double attraction deal, they are good together

    • @4deleDaz33m
      @4deleDaz33m 3 года назад +8

      If only Kimmel hosted the Oscars and then Matt Damon interrupted his speech

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 Год назад +1

      @@4deleDaz33m He did that at the Emmy's.

  • @Nameless-wr9tj
    @Nameless-wr9tj 7 лет назад +887

    Well, I have to admit, I didn't expected Jimmy to host the Oscars so good. I'm impressed.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 7 лет назад +1

      Nameless so WELL* Learn English.

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 7 лет назад +27

      뿡뿡! ^__^ Nameless may be in the process learning English as a 2nd or 3rd language. His remarks were comprehensible even with errors in grammar & spelling. So don't be so quick to criticize.

    • @vimranviotta
      @vimranviotta 7 лет назад +2

      뿡뿡! ^__^ u kinda harsh😐

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 7 лет назад

      you expected the other Jimmy to do a better job?

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 лет назад

      The irony was in most abundantly copious fashion that night haha. I love it. Going on such a sarcastic lampoon, badass.

  • @jayemaelle3462
    @jayemaelle3462 7 лет назад +574

    The *ONLY* Jimmy that should host is Kimmel

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 3 года назад +344

    Jimmy’s not my favorite but you gotta love how he called everyone out for not actually seeing Moonlight

    • @emanuelcarvalho8510
      @emanuelcarvalho8510 3 года назад +2

      i didnt get the joke lol did you??

    • @alosim1541
      @alosim1541 3 года назад +19

      @@emanuelcarvalho8510 it wasn’t so much a joke as just an obvious jab at fake people. Those who praise certain movies when they don’t even watch them but still say how good they are cause it’ll get good press

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 3 года назад

      @@alosim1541 bingo!

  • @Montano76
    @Montano76 5 лет назад +523

    4:56 INDIAN GUILLERMO IN THE BACK

  • @jackflash5659
    @jackflash5659 7 лет назад +2764

    Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job. His jokes were funny, the crowd laughed, his timing was perfect. Jimmy and Matt's skit was hilarious as usual.

    • @zainkhanrealtor8198
      @zainkhanrealtor8198 7 лет назад +16

      jack flash - Jimmy was great!!! One of, if not, the best Oscar(s)!

    • @relativelybasic
      @relativelybasic 7 лет назад +40

      He actually flopped the joke about the middle part in moonlight being the only happy ending. But he recovered well.

    • @XJLCA
      @XJLCA 7 лет назад +9

      Don't actually get that joke, can you explain?

    • @gunzpk3r
      @gunzpk3r 7 лет назад +16

      In the middle of the movie, there's a handjob scene

    • @tonymontana4284
      @tonymontana4284 7 лет назад +1

      What show are you watching it was so lame and boring Jimmy is just another un funny no talent like Howard stern who sold out.

  • @MavrosLos
    @MavrosLos 7 лет назад +1430

    I was so satisfied after he mentioned Matt Damon #longestrunningjoke

    • @sephirothrikusora
      @sephirothrikusora 7 лет назад +37

      hope it continues on. Still not getting old.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 7 лет назад +4

      #itsnotthatlong

    • @Gingerbear_24
      @Gingerbear_24 7 лет назад

      albamessifabregas they had issues for real?i have no idea. Lol or his just jokin'

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 лет назад +4

      Saeed Vazirian that is what she said

    • @PalmerS05
      @PalmerS05 7 лет назад +23

      Nesthy Adventures Nah, it's just a joke. They're both in on it.

  • @deeaydiv
    @deeaydiv 6 лет назад +238

    "we just wrote her name down out of habit" Dang!! kimmel!! sooooo funny.

  • @Leonardo10054
    @Leonardo10054 4 года назад +312

    “sMoOtH moVe dUmAsS”
    That voicecrack tho

    • @papiguzmann3534
      @papiguzmann3534 4 года назад +9

      Thought I was the only one who heard that “VoIcEcRaCk”😭😭😭😂😂

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 3 года назад +5

      The voicecrack made it even funnier imo

  • @Galactic123
    @Galactic123 7 лет назад +7023

    I love how quick Matt Damon was to stand up for Meryl Streep.

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 6 лет назад +285

      And that awkward clap of Nicole Kidman at 7:47 lol

    • @RahulKumar-ng2gh
      @RahulKumar-ng2gh 6 лет назад +130

      He seems like a child clapping for his hero

    • @taiga6615
      @taiga6615 6 лет назад +48

      because he is 😂

    • @iM1NG
      @iM1NG 6 лет назад +31

      she forgot how to clap

    • @bay5854
      @bay5854 6 лет назад +18

      Ming Chan she was worried everyone was going to pick on her clapping again 😂😂

  • @Harsh-kp7yu
    @Harsh-kp7yu 7 лет назад +7226

    Black people saved NASA and White people saved jazz.
    that's we call progress😀😀😂

    • @nqi87
      @nqi87 7 лет назад +9

      what movie had white people saving jazz?

    • @richeyadam7999
      @richeyadam7999 6 лет назад +6

      well wtf thought you were dead ?

    • @antonystepic4624
      @antonystepic4624 6 лет назад

      harsh shelar I

    • @rajatburman5050
      @rajatburman5050 6 лет назад +6

      harsh shelar what movie had black people save NASA ?

    • @dveiwer
      @dveiwer 6 лет назад +46

      Rajat Burman Hidden Figures

  • @anniem8371
    @anniem8371 3 года назад +102

    Can we just take a second and acknowledge that Scar Jo and Chris Evans are sitting next to each other being a fantastic duo as always :P

  • @annekezegers7477
    @annekezegers7477 4 года назад +871

    Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman missed her own hand when she was trying to clap?

    • @sahilpanwar4124
      @sahilpanwar4124 4 года назад +11

      😂😂

    • @lonewolf7873
      @lonewolf7873 4 года назад +15

      She's beautiful, thats what matters the most 😇

    • @praduhhhhhctions
      @praduhhhhhctions 4 года назад +32

      She was scared that the diamonds would fall off. 😂😂

    • @Ash-1803
      @Ash-1803 4 года назад +15

      @@lonewolf7873 Nah being competent also matters

    • @onpointsolo4877
      @onpointsolo4877 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @NamHoang-xn9ts
    @NamHoang-xn9ts 7 лет назад +4282

    "Black people saved NASA and white people saved Jazz. That's what we call progress"
    Damn true 😂

    • @sakshamgupta8118
      @sakshamgupta8118 5 лет назад +10

      what did he mean by that?

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 5 лет назад +16

      I feel like that was kinda racist if you ask me

    • @jess218
      @jess218 5 лет назад +190

      Skm3r it was making fun of the stereotypes that white men can work for nasa and black people do jazz. if people stop being so sensitive we can make these jokes and make actual progress 😉

    • @NamHoang-xn9ts
      @NamHoang-xn9ts 5 лет назад +43

      saksham gupta you watch La La Land and Hidden Figures and you will understand what he said :)

    • @abbie1521
      @abbie1521 5 лет назад +26

      saksham gupta well, historically speaking, white people created nasa and black people created jazz. so to have the roles reversed is seen as progression.

  • @ShowlidSnake
    @ShowlidSnake 7 лет назад +5026

    I'm so glad they chose Jimmy Kimmel over awkward Jimmy Fallon .

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX 7 лет назад +126

      Fallon already hosted the Golden Globes last month.

    • @idris1486
      @idris1486 7 лет назад +46

      SWLinPHX Kimmel hosted the Emmys too

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX 7 лет назад +15

      Yes, I know. That's partially how and why he got this gig.

    • @Matches771
      @Matches771 7 лет назад +205

      I think Fallon is a good guy. I just can't stand his artificial laugh sometimes.
      Glad they went with Jimmy though! He's done a good job imo.

    • @discountbrains
      @discountbrains 7 лет назад +70

      To me Fallon is not funny at all and a bit weird. He looks strange too. I have noticed he reads his jokes off his cue cards pretty well on his monologue. Last time I saw him he had Michelle Obama on. Why do these showbiz types want to keep bringing that hideous thing on?

  • @Ustianna
    @Ustianna 2 года назад +26

    I love how Matt Damon was one of the first ones to jump off his seat to give Meryl “torally undeserved round of applause” 😂

  • @user-dv4rh2my1x
    @user-dv4rh2my1x 4 года назад +245

    Jeff Bezos looks like he's going back to the office to scream at some people.

    • @johna7942
      @johna7942 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @valefrenchy8997
    @valefrenchy8997 7 лет назад +1357

    Jimmy did an amazing job hosting the Oscars: very funny and the feud with Matt Damon is hilarious😂
    Well done!👏👏

    • @JovanFB
      @JovanFB 7 лет назад

      i hope it continues in the afterlife too

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 лет назад +5

      He was awesome, my favorite along with Jackman. Love Kimmel's irony. Brutally sarcastic and it's epic. Really satire.

    • @rosieharesign2776
      @rosieharesign2776 7 лет назад

      Vale Frenchy can

    • @VulturePG
      @VulturePG 7 лет назад

      Worst host ever man it's was racist the whole entire show

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 7 лет назад

      VulturePG ?????? Donald? is that you?

  • @belleokuyama1028
    @belleokuyama1028 7 лет назад +4414

    He did a very good job hosting the Oscars

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 6 лет назад +64

    3:20 it warms my heart how hard Octavia Spencer cracks up at this joke

  • @bollox21
    @bollox21 7 лет назад +2176

    "Nice dress, is that an Ivanka?" :D

    • @vee3541
      @vee3541 7 лет назад +7

      bollox21 I don't get it what's an Ivanka?

    • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
      @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse 7 лет назад +38

      vishruth BM ivanka trump

    • @livvy94
      @livvy94 7 лет назад +63

      It's a reference to Kellyanne Conway promoting Ivanka Trump's clothing brand in an interview on the news, which she was reprimanded for shortly afterward.

    • @mariusbancila
      @mariusbancila 7 лет назад +21

      Savage.

    • @BrothaDoug
      @BrothaDoug 7 лет назад +3

      I died at that.

  • @michaelcain721
    @michaelcain721 6 лет назад +5620

    Do you know who I would love to see host the oscars? Graham norton, for those of you who haven't heard of him, he's an Irish chat show host in the UK. Give his show a chance, he really is a hilarious host who knows how to make a good show. Hope he gets this job soon. Also I'd just like to add, taraji p. Henson is looking absolutely stunning 😍

  • @4deleDaz33m
    @4deleDaz33m 3 года назад +43

    I just love that when Jimmy talks about Matt, is like he's advertising Matt's movie, he's actually helping Matt 😂

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 лет назад +22

    He did an AMAZING job and the shoutout to Meryl had me in tears!♥️
    And this year yet another nomination! Wow.

  • @trefad917
    @trefad917 7 лет назад +403

    "Is that an Ivanka?” 😂😂😂

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 7 лет назад

      Trefad i didn't get it?

    • @MOllySixxxCA
      @MOllySixxxCA 7 лет назад +1

      awesome1ru he's talking about the clothing line

    • @13666RAI
      @13666RAI 7 лет назад +1

      awesome1ru a drama where merrill streep critiques trump, and trump tweet overated merrill streep, so kimmel joke to compare her dress to ivanka trump (trumps wife right now)

    • @karlasiordia7336
      @karlasiordia7336 7 лет назад +1

      Ivanka Trump's clothing line

    • @13666RAI
      @13666RAI 7 лет назад +1

      Karla SioMit thank you i'm not american thx for correcting dude i just like the spicy meme

  • @grantbernes2468
    @grantbernes2468 7 лет назад +1551

    Glad I watched the Oscars - he did a great job as host.

    • @alexb3617
      @alexb3617 7 лет назад +4

      little too sharp maybe. still overall very good

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 7 лет назад +29

      It was a toned-down Ricky Gervais - but good nevertheless.
      Gervais has led the way in how to host an awards show.

    • @shannem1
      @shannem1 7 лет назад +3

      Grant Bernes I will respectfully disagree I couldn't get past his opening number and changed the station. He seemed so nervous he needed a drink....and another and another...

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 6 лет назад +9

      Shanne Montibon You seriously thought so?! When what did you think about Fallon's Golden Globe disaster. That man was the embodiment of a highly neurotic nervous wrack desperate for quick laughs with each moment needing to be more sensational than the other. Kimmel, for me, actually behaved as superior as he does on his own talk show, plus very so on point, clever, inventive, both charming and natural. I personally found that to be one of the best performances by any Oscar host of the 2000s, like we saw a revised old school style! Wow, you really can interpret a person's on-stage appearance entirely differently!

  • @ashishbishtashu
    @ashishbishtashu 5 лет назад +399

    5:05 black widow and captain america on stand by... just in case...

    • @deepmistry1471
      @deepmistry1471 5 лет назад +6

      marvel for life😂

    • @hlzkop9
      @hlzkop9 4 года назад +3

      @@deepmistry1471 both dead >.> guess something must have went wrong there

    • @deepmistry1471
      @deepmistry1471 4 года назад +5

      @@hlzkop9 Cap isn't dead yet.they show him older

    • @unkown4047
      @unkown4047 4 года назад +4

      They gonna throw Jimmy on the top of the building to confess about the Hydra.

    • @imagiman893
      @imagiman893 3 года назад

      Ashish Bisht 5:17 and Captain Marvel as well

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 3 года назад +30

    I love this everyone starts laughing before he names Matt Damon.

  • @Olivia_4444
    @Olivia_4444 7 лет назад +714

    "Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?" LMAO Jimmy i'm done

    • @JohnDoe-gw9vs
      @JohnDoe-gw9vs 6 лет назад +1

      Olivia95 FULL OSCARS SHOW ON MY CHANNEL, WATCH BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN

  • @jukvox
    @jukvox 7 лет назад +1956

    well done Jimmy, well done

  • @luciasanz4020
    @luciasanz4020 2 года назад +22

    Put Jimmy every year. He knows how to be satirical and joke around without being disrespectful and all the celebrities seem to like him.

  • @kbatraful
    @kbatraful 4 года назад +96

    Man Kimmel is the perfect host for the Oscars especially since he’s already on ABC

    • @wizardgaming3313
      @wizardgaming3313 3 года назад

      You’ve obviously have never heard of Ricky Gervais then.

    • @anitejmishra8836
      @anitejmishra8836 3 года назад +4

      @@wizardgaming3313 if Gervais hosted the Oscars, hospitals will be overburdened by roasted celebrities.

  • @shreyatripathi2083
    @shreyatripathi2083 7 лет назад +472

    "I'd like to bury the hatchet with someone whom I've had issues with." And the the look on Matt Damon's face. Just awesome 😂😂

  • @ameenyounis4017
    @ameenyounis4017 7 лет назад +2104

    7:40 matt damon was the first to stand up in meryl's honor , he is simply the greatest.

    • @wylier
      @wylier 6 лет назад +37

      What does that even mean? Yes, I know what 'cucked' means, just not sure how it applies to Matt in this context.

    • @xo0o0
      @xo0o0 6 лет назад +137

      Ameen Younis no , it was some other guy in the back

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 6 лет назад +38

      @ Ameen Younis - Annnnnd.....this comment is exactly what is wrong with the world. So many people in the public that worship these fools. Meryl Streep is nobody. Just an actress...and one who leapt to her own feet to honor child rapist Roman Polanski, and then referred to rapist Harvey Weinstein as her personal "God." Matt Damon isn't anything either. Just an actor. He hasn't cured cancer, instigated world peace, or cleaned up all the environmental pollutants destroying Earth. He recites lines in front of a camera. Some nobody line reciter, standing up in "honor" of some other nobody line reciter, who in turn celebrates known rapists and pedophiles. The world needs to stop worshipping these idiots.

    • @tolulopeidowu6635
      @tolulopeidowu6635 6 лет назад +28

      Carissa Conti what a stupid comment

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 6 лет назад +16

      @ Tolulope Idowu - Only stupid if you're one of the fools who worships these "people."

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu 3 месяца назад +2

    That Merrill moment has to be one of the greatest moments in all of tv history. Well done Jimmy. A president was mean to her and Jimmy totally turned it around.

  • @jessicani9460
    @jessicani9460 7 лет назад +495

    Jimmy Kimmel did a great job but the when I saw Scarlett sitting next to Chris I was like 👀 MY FAVORITES

  • @tristan7844
    @tristan7844 7 лет назад +413

    Can we all just agree that THIS JIMMY is way better and funnier...

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 7 лет назад +16

      Carlos Loayza when he's not on his own show he's actually funny. like when he was on James corden I was dying

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 7 лет назад

      Carlos Loayza no i don't .

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 7 лет назад

      When Fallon is not on his own show he's funny?

  • @neelefuchs3458
    @neelefuchs3458 4 года назад +732

    Suggestion: Robert Downey Jr as the host

  • @user-jp4df1el5k
    @user-jp4df1el5k 2 года назад +4

    Come back for this for refreshing my mind after this year oscar

  • @Ann-dt6pt
    @Ann-dt6pt 6 лет назад +2980

    4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans sitting next to each other

  • @Veralidainai
    @Veralidainai 7 лет назад +248

    I'm more excited to see that Black Widow and Captain America is sitting next to each other.

    • @lonser42
      @lonser42 7 лет назад +3

      Miriam 😍😍😍

    • @rafaelyaguaro2842
      @rafaelyaguaro2842 7 лет назад +17

      Miriam this wasn't the Oscars, this was the prelude for Infinity War

    • @katnismellark
      @katnismellark 7 лет назад +3

      glad i wasn't the only one that noticed :D

    • @eglikoliopanou4295
      @eglikoliopanou4295 7 лет назад +3

      just lovee 😍😍😍

    • @eblalgen
      @eblalgen 7 лет назад

      But Hawkeye was way over on the side. That was lame. And a few years ago, his movie won an Oscar.

  • @danielaiz5120
    @danielaiz5120 4 года назад +242

    Fun fact: You can spot EVERY "Avenger" in the background except Iron-Man (R.I.P).

    • @mahendrasingh-gz8ne
      @mahendrasingh-gz8ne 4 года назад +6

      No thor,hulk,spiderman,Hawkeye, scarlet witch or war machine or falcon.

    • @amruthalakshmi8527
      @amruthalakshmi8527 4 года назад +10

      You know that Robert Downey Jr isn't actually dead right??

    • @LANO141
      @LANO141 4 года назад +1

      mahendra singh hawkeye at 6:10

    • @shucaybmaxamud2842
      @shucaybmaxamud2842 4 года назад +3

      Where is Hemsworth? Timestamp plz

  • @que_93
    @que_93 3 года назад +6

    I think this was the best monologue that I have heard! That back to back laughter, punches, and none being silly, and yet tickling your bones..... Aaahhhhh!!! He is a genius!!!!

  • @Godfather_Al
    @Godfather_Al 7 лет назад +626

    and i thought that girl sitting next to mel gibson was his daughter or something but turns out it's his girlfriend who is 26 years old while mel is 61. ok then........

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 7 лет назад +2551

    remember when the academy seemed racist. Funniest line.

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 7 лет назад +5

      william sewell was it ever racist or was it just a publicity stunt?

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 7 лет назад +6

      ***** yeah because who needs talent you're black?😂😂

    • @jameswilliams-of3mv
      @jameswilliams-of3mv 7 лет назад +2

      lol keep assuming moron coward boy.. you're an idiot lol and a typical immature wanna be know it all online, nothing more..and stop swearing you shallow selfish clueless wussy lol.. get lost jess.. and like i said, liberals are all clueless scum bags, period..

    • @jesssecrest89
      @jesssecrest89 7 лет назад +1

      bret you his dad told me. he put it on me with his mouth and pop rocks. his dad is hot.

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 лет назад

      Jess Secrest secrest out ....of the closet

  • @kevins3646
    @kevins3646 4 года назад +13

    Jimmy knows how to get everyone to laugh at someone without embarrassing him. This is comedic gold from Jimmy

  • @rafaaudi28
    @rafaaudi28 Год назад +2

    That merryl streep roast and them standing ovation was so beautiful to see!

  • @alexanderherrera9827
    @alexanderherrera9827 7 лет назад +385

    Glad Jimmy acknowledged Meryl Streep's outstanding career. She is truly a great actress.

    • @LateNightVibes_
      @LateNightVibes_ 7 лет назад +19

      NO She's smart

    • @SaeykaH
      @SaeykaH 7 лет назад +9

      Alexander Herrera I like her but there is nothing remarkable about her,

    • @benpotter572
      @benpotter572 7 лет назад +6

      Alexander Herrera She's a dumbass. Blind to the realities of the world.

    • @marvindeleon5850
      @marvindeleon5850 7 лет назад +1

      She's a boring actress.

    • @quietdemon8138
      @quietdemon8138 7 лет назад +1

      Alexander Herrera could you tell me how cause I don't really consider her a respectable person or actress but that's my opinion

  • @Mohamedsagna19
    @Mohamedsagna19 7 лет назад +252

    You Did great JIMMY CONGRATULATIONS!!

  • @cowboylikeme854
    @cowboylikeme854 5 лет назад +38

    6:30 I love how Meryl starts hiding 😂

  • @khany17
    @khany17 6 лет назад +7

    You were the highlight of 2017 Oscars. I am mighty glad that you are hosting 2018 Oscars as well. I wasn't going to bother watching the Show but for you.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +808

    Wow.. Cool that they let this be on his channel. Thanks, Jimmy. And the Oscars people, of course. And the guys who edit and encode these vids for youtube... and um.. my agent.. and my family.. couldn't do this without you! And the.. oh they're playing the music.. um.. But thanks to everyone I missed.. You know who you are.. and um.. Trump is a monster! Resist!!! and uh... oh...Someone is trying to.. yes.. they're walking me away from the computer..

    • @konradczerkas316
      @konradczerkas316 7 лет назад +1

      Kimmel was compromised.......

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 7 лет назад +10

      You forgot to thank God.

    • @vertex1933
      @vertex1933 7 лет назад +9

      New Message You forgot to thank Cthulhu

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 7 лет назад +7

      I mentioned him..

    • @TB--sp9wy
      @TB--sp9wy 7 лет назад +1

      New Message hahaha

  • @Gorgoil313
    @Gorgoil313 7 лет назад +290

    That standing ovation for Meryl Streep was a great 'rub it in your face' moment for Trump!!!

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 7 лет назад +20

      Gorgoil313 lol of course she got a standing O? She's surrounded by like minded, elitist actors? Obviously actors didn't make much of a difference in that election huh 🙄

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 7 лет назад +18

      Yes it was! Perfect. "The totally overrated actress meryl Streep" . Too funny. Perfect dig to Trump!

    • @jesussotelo4775
      @jesussotelo4775 7 лет назад +7

      the liberal circle jerk is strong with these people

    • @camuraiwarrior6959
      @camuraiwarrior6959 7 лет назад

      Youre a dipshit

    • @rylansargent8638
      @rylansargent8638 7 лет назад +5

      A bunch of Hollywood Elites clapping for another Hollywood elite. Nobody outside of their echo chamber cares. It's sad that your life sucks so badly that you live in the fake media's delusions

  • @xy-fb8jo
    @xy-fb8jo 4 года назад +24

    7:48 Kidman.exe has stopped working

  • @danielewenkhare3600
    @danielewenkhare3600 3 года назад +8

    2017 Oscars is my NO.1 and ONLY FAVOURITE OSCARS awards ceremony EVER PERIODTTTT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @bambipantanosas6641
    @bambipantanosas6641 7 лет назад +703

    I love Jimmy! And I love his bromance with Matt Damon! So much fun!! 👍👏🏽🙌✨

    • @SuperJajaco
      @SuperJajaco 7 лет назад +1

      Bambi Pantanosas ... it looks more like a NOmance 😛

    • @bambipantanosas6641
      @bambipantanosas6641 7 лет назад

      Jan Jacobsen Hahahaha, you're right! 😀

  • @3lement2010
    @3lement2010 7 лет назад +186

    You can tell Jimmy was nervous. I'm so proud of him!!

  • @zoltansafar
    @zoltansafar 2 года назад +10

    Jimmy roasted the hell out of them in the smartest, sharpest way possible

  • @kaladharbattepati7386
    @kaladharbattepati7386 2 года назад +2

    Smoothly delivered, Jimmy! Cheers & love from Canada!

  • @joninewazzup
    @joninewazzup 7 лет назад +634

    4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans look adorable next to eachother

  • @karlaSinger
    @karlaSinger 7 лет назад +103

    That Meryl standing ovation... YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 лет назад +70

    6:45 In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

    • @caleblenister1340
      @caleblenister1340 4 года назад +4

      he's really love her indeed
      he saw only his wife in his eyes and he didn't recongnize the crowd

  • @_ZackTheSnack_
    @_ZackTheSnack_ 6 лет назад +48

    I was honestly hoping Matt Damon would hop on and ruin his speech😂

  • @MLSoll
    @MLSoll 7 лет назад +67

    6:12 Viggo's half smile is so sweet

  • @annalisemae7627
    @annalisemae7627 7 лет назад +1578

    I hope he becomes a regular host of Oscars. So funny!!

    • @goe5
      @goe5 7 лет назад +35

      blackfoot better than you

    • @mr.harroldramanan8154
      @mr.harroldramanan8154 7 лет назад +35

      Jeff O like ur Mom

    • @noble_experiment
      @noble_experiment 7 лет назад +9

      I hope he does ! tbh anyone is better than Neil

    • @alexepic9993
      @alexepic9993 7 лет назад +34

      he's also doing the Oscars this year again because Disney said he was so good

    • @brook117
      @brook117 6 лет назад +2

      OnceUponATime518 Alex Really??! Is it confirmed???

  • @debrastart8188
    @debrastart8188 6 лет назад

    all the best to the best Master James! im sure youll nail it agin come sunday! love and hugs to you and yours.and a big THANK YOU TO YOU AND teh staff of your show!!! u make my nites happy!

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 3 года назад +15

    Never watched this before. Jimmy was right on point and damn funny. btw, as a long time listener of KROQ in Los Angeles, I remember when Kimmel and Adam Corolla were featured as "call in" characters. And here Jimmy is making fun of Merrel Streep on a worldwide stage. And she's digging it! Good for you, Jimmy.

  • @XaviOnline
    @XaviOnline 7 лет назад +435

    Jimmy Kimmel was the best Oscar host by far

  • @donaldtrump5650
    @donaldtrump5650 7 лет назад +123

    That Meryl Streep joke tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liamgarfield4321
      @liamgarfield4321 7 лет назад +2

      Donald Trump pedophilia is nothing to joke about

  • @clurkroberts2650
    @clurkroberts2650 4 года назад +5

    Mr Kimmel is incredible. Backed by an amazing script honed to his personality, his Delivery and timing was perfect. This is what makes for an entertaining event.

  • @shahzebqureshi4581
    @shahzebqureshi4581 5 лет назад +32

    4:06 The 125.8 billion dollar face.

  • @BAdrianne91
    @BAdrianne91 7 лет назад +172

    can we talk about the "miss universe flashback" that just happened? 😂😂😂

    • @goodguynow
      @goodguynow 7 лет назад +3

      BAdrianne91 no man it's too soon lol

    • @evanhuang6325
      @evanhuang6325 7 лет назад +1

      schornstein when they were announcing the winner of the best picture, they announced that 'la la land' won but the truth was they received the wrong card and that the movie 'moonlight' actually won, it was handled pretty well on stage though.

  • @tylerb7503
    @tylerb7503 7 лет назад +151

    we have no life

  • @NitinChauhan-vh2yk
    @NitinChauhan-vh2yk 4 года назад +22

    6:08 My Brother, my captain, my King!

  • @ByPieroValentin
    @ByPieroValentin 5 лет назад +52

    4:09 when your clone starts to malfunction

  • @simanaden4599
    @simanaden4599 7 лет назад +154

    Kimmel was a good choice as a host! Bravo. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Mohamedshahidm
    @Mohamedshahidm 7 лет назад +147

    Look at all those political remarks in Hollywood . while in India , actors wouldn't even speak against the fascist Modi government

    • @JaneNayes
      @JaneNayes 7 лет назад +11

      If Trump had any balls he would send death squads after those that openly oppose him. The president has no balls. Why are these people allowed to live?!

    • @rickdeckard5719
      @rickdeckard5719 7 лет назад +34

      +Shane Nath Is that you Putin?

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 7 лет назад +4

      Mesut Renly Spector Hey man why should Indian film industry actors speak against their own government if they don't have any problem the government, they are not opposition party . Also, recently with the ban on film- Lipstick under my Burqa, the whole industry is demanding to uplift the ban.

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 7 лет назад +3

      Mesut Renly Spector You might have your own problems with the Indian government. But here in India the Indian film industry has infact SUPPORTED THE MODI GOVT be it on issue of Surgical Strike in P.O.K or on Demonitisation.

    • @rajshivaram3557
      @rajshivaram3557 7 лет назад +4

      the grass on the other side always looks greener our country is safer than their country and you can say all you want you brainwashed idiot

  • @joshuajosh4710
    @joshuajosh4710 3 года назад +50

    Ryan Reynolds should host the next not sure when but the upcoming Oscars. Man should roast everyone.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 5 лет назад +58

    The Oscars
    Or
    Acting is our profession but clapping like a normal person is just so hard...

  • @MuhammadEgypt
    @MuhammadEgypt 7 лет назад +885

    Nice dress btw. Is that an Ivanka? Hahaha

    • @roxy5588
      @roxy5588 7 лет назад +1

      Mohamed Farouk 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexb3617
      @alexb3617 7 лет назад +2

      he meant Ivanka Trump right?

    • @MuhammadEgypt
      @MuhammadEgypt 7 лет назад

      Yes. :D

    • @jillwalker462
      @jillwalker462 7 лет назад

      Mohamed Farouk Illegal , go back where you came from stupid a @@

    • @hippiesoul8448
      @hippiesoul8448 7 лет назад +12

      Sharon Walker don't be ignorant. In that case you and your ancestors should go first...

  • @audereestfacere2858
    @audereestfacere2858 7 лет назад +1132

    that standing ovation for Meryl tho :)

  • @sumanaella
    @sumanaella 2 года назад +5

    Kimmel has the best Oscar/Emmy monologues ever.

  • @raopankajsingh7061
    @raopankajsingh7061 4 года назад +7

    Jimmy your presetation skills .....add more specturm to the vivid colours of oscars ........ love you man 🥰🥰🥰🥰👍

  • @HunterVex.
    @HunterVex. 7 лет назад +65

    this Matt and Jimmy beef is now at Oscar level. OHH JEEEZ!!!!

  • @03Mrbg
    @03Mrbg 7 лет назад +133

    IS THAT AN IVANKA? OMG HAHAHA