Jimmy Kimmel's Oscars Monologue 2018

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  • Опубликовано: 3 мар 2018
  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 90th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • @michellec269
    @michellec269 5 лет назад +1508

    When Timothée was on Jimmy Kimmel, he asked Jimmy not to roast him, but he most certainly was😂

    • @mdtorres_76
      @mdtorres_76 4 года назад +43

      No peach jokes, no peach jokes please :-D

  • @markmagana2149
    @markmagana2149 6 лет назад +1011

    Meryl "I get mentioned every year in the Oscar's monologue" Streep

    • @chase520f5
      @chase520f5 6 лет назад

      Mark Magana damn Joe Rogan Represent

    • @markmagana2149
      @markmagana2149 6 лет назад

      Chase520 G. Joe Rogan is the ish bro 💥💥

    • @raulsanchez9795
      @raulsanchez9795 8 месяцев назад

      It has to stop

  • @vaharan92
    @vaharan92 6 лет назад +4355

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone was hilarious

  • @Rex67Diego9
    @Rex67Diego9 6 лет назад +5948

    really you couldn't even insult matt damon at least once?

    • @Ayush1206
      @Ayush1206 5 лет назад +2

      xD

    • @mollygallagher5916
      @mollygallagher5916 5 лет назад +55

      bro he wasnt even there . no point

    • @Pag0017
      @Pag0017 5 лет назад +6

      Was it not because of the "tiny" scandal about him? That is why he also did not appear for a cameo in Ocean's 8. He was occused for being not totally honest about the Weinstein-thing if I remember right.

    • @dearjohn13
      @dearjohn13 5 лет назад +26

      He roasted Matt Damon in another oscars

    • @adammurtaza
      @adammurtaza 4 года назад +5

      @@mollygallagher5916 he was and made fun of

  • @Tina-dg3tq
    @Tina-dg3tq 5 лет назад +2693

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone is priceless.

    • @Mamajoanie123
      @Mamajoanie123 5 лет назад +3

      Tina Gegova why? I didn’t see that

    • @griffeysarmiento
      @griffeysarmiento 4 года назад +1

      Lifeify why was she laughing at her?

    • @rynafelinbongapat7076
      @rynafelinbongapat7076 4 года назад +4

      Maybe because Emma has implied that Warren lied in his explanation how it went wrong but Jimmy confirmed that warren was telling the truth.

    • @me-eh
      @me-eh 4 года назад +15

      @@griffeysarmiento because on the previous oscars they got wrong, they mentioned La la land as winners of best picture, and Emma acts in that film.

    • @esq5011
      @esq5011 3 года назад +3

      good for you!!! 1k up when someone made the exact comment a year before you. I gotta start doing that.

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 лет назад +6596

    Guillermo should host next year

    • @31072gab
      @31072gab 6 лет назад +27

      fern
      an de winerr ij
      Hahahaha
      (Im not native of the Eng language either)

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 лет назад +5

      fern omg yesss

    • @oinkpiggin
      @oinkpiggin 6 лет назад +63

      Not gonna happen. ICE is looking into his immigration status and he will soon be deported.

    • @asvpfern
      @asvpfern 6 лет назад +2

      Gaby J. that was perfect lmao

    • @jakeblanewhal6811
      @jakeblanewhal6811 6 лет назад +1

      YES!

  • @onemanentertainment6883
    @onemanentertainment6883 6 лет назад +2435

    We need a oscar for stunt work!

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 5 лет назад +180

      OneManEntertainment I don’t think Jackie Chan has that many shelves man.

    • @annakaren655
      @annakaren655 5 лет назад +1

      YES

    • @rbk00006
      @rbk00006 5 лет назад +3

      @@supermariofan03 lol

    • @JTBvloger
      @JTBvloger 5 лет назад +49

      @@supermariofan03 I don't think Tom Cruise has enough either

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 лет назад +9

      And Keanu Reeves

  • @traumtanzerin5892
    @traumtanzerin5892 5 лет назад +599

    Jennifer just straight out laughing at Emma is my favourite thing :D

  • @mr.g9931
    @mr.g9931 6 лет назад +450

    It's really great that they're uploading his monologue on here within an hour or two, instead of me searching all over you tube to find it a few days later. So good job guys.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 лет назад

      Ricemaster Supreme less than 30 mins

    • @mr.g9931
      @mr.g9931 6 лет назад

      Even better

  • @NathalieOrellanaaa
    @NathalieOrellanaaa 5 лет назад +1822

    Meryl Streep looked so beautiful but she kinda reminded me of the fairy from Shrek.....

  • @saiki8700
    @saiki8700 3 года назад +108

    came back to watch this and seeing chadwick breaks my heart rip ):

  • @xls501
    @xls501 6 лет назад +1573

    0:54 Jennifer is me when my bff is embarrassed

  • @Bookshelf.-
    @Bookshelf.- 6 лет назад +1230

    "This is history happening right here." Boss Baby gets nominated for an academy award

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 6 лет назад +83

      Suicidal Taco The Emoji Movie should've won all the awards

    • @yeetitup4397
      @yeetitup4397 6 лет назад +6

      Doc Smith I second this

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 6 лет назад +3

      If you disagree with the Academy, then the Academy isn't what you think. Correct your mind.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 лет назад +5

      Yes the academy is about liberal agenda, in other words its bs with Sugar coating

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 6 лет назад

      Suicidal Taco 😂

  • @mateosilva1229
    @mateosilva1229 3 года назад +163

    4:16 RIP Chadwick Boseman

  • @justlooking3649
    @justlooking3649 3 года назад +314

    He’s a great host...delivers his jokes and moves on whether you laugh or not...I love it

  • @gracedonfield1047
    @gracedonfield1047 4 года назад +167

    7:30 both timmy and tom on screen at the same time

  • @TheZuhaabtemuri
    @TheZuhaabtemuri 6 лет назад +2107

    Came for a chance of Matt Damon joke, left cause there was none.

    • @marcwillemmanalo5104
      @marcwillemmanalo5104 6 лет назад +32

      Zuhaab Temuri did you finish it? There was.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 6 лет назад +8

      *_ikr those 2 are mortal enemies_*

    • @db3919
      @db3919 6 лет назад +39

      Zuhaab Temuri came for guillermo, cried because no guillermo

    • @bigcheezhed
      @bigcheezhed 6 лет назад +8

      db Guillermo Del Toro was shown...

    • @FA-fe8py
      @FA-fe8py 6 лет назад +26

      They didn’t hVe any time for him.

  • @yuvrajkadam9845
    @yuvrajkadam9845 3 года назад +85

    RIP Chadwick Panther 🖤 🖤🖤🖤

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 лет назад +887

    In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 5 лет назад +25

      She marries men she can control.

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 лет назад +110

      @@Danlovar cuz you know her personally

    • @davidmolina3556
      @davidmolina3556 4 года назад +71

      @@Danlovar Funny that you speak in plural when she has only married this one guy and it was 41 years ago. Sooooooo

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 4 года назад +1

      @@davidmolina3556 you marry women you can control.

    • @FANOFWAR34
      @FANOFWAR34 4 года назад +5

      the unreal player please tell every woman you meet exactly what you believe, see how that works out

  • @DavidHernandez-dz6bd
    @DavidHernandez-dz6bd 5 лет назад +381

    I'm on a marathon of Oscar monologues and after watching this I'm tripping thinking, "wait, who hosted the oscars 2019??" Completely forgot there wasn't one lol

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 4 года назад +10

      Nor was there one in 2020!

    • @mikewriter
      @mikewriter 3 года назад +5

      Better without a host, imo

    • @mangkanor9890
      @mangkanor9890 3 года назад +2

      There wss a dialogue im 202o oscars from chris and steve

    • @David1121Tito
      @David1121Tito 3 года назад +4

      @@mangkanor9890 and boy did they have fun “not hosting the Oscars”😂

    • @aisxviijshdk
      @aisxviijshdk 2 года назад

      Hi. I'm doing a marathon of Oscar monologs too and there wasn't a host in 2019?why?

  • @diianiitomlinson9573
    @diianiitomlinson9573 3 года назад +80

    07:16 *Timothèe is missing "paw patrol" to be here tonight* HAHAHA I LOVED IT! Timothèe is an amazing actor omg!! I can't get enough of him ❤

  • @Kordops
    @Kordops 6 лет назад +1184

    I just want the dundie awards to come back

  • @purplegirl2366
    @purplegirl2366 6 лет назад +1009

    Timothy is gorgeous...

  • @sameerkashyap1750
    @sameerkashyap1750 5 лет назад +149

    This year when you hear your name. Don't get up right away. Give it a minute.

  • @TraderTimmy
    @TraderTimmy 6 лет назад +127

    Excellent opening by Jimmy. He really knows how to carry an audience. He also knows how to handle important issues of the day with grace and comedy. Well done Jimmy. You are one of America’s best!

  • @Sershine
    @Sershine 6 лет назад +65

    A lot of respect to him for stepping up to doing this. It takes a lot of confidence! Great monologue I think

  • @jamthoughts
    @jamthoughts 5 лет назад +39

    Timotheeeeee!!! I love him soo muchhh.

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 6 лет назад +33

    Jimmy Kimmel was a great choice for the 90th Academy Awards. He's respectful, funny and has great timing.

  • @Bigtank-rd7nb
    @Bigtank-rd7nb 6 лет назад +459

    I wish Ricky gervais would host the Oscars just so we could see him humiliate someone.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 6 лет назад +2

      since the Oscars have a black eye right now... they had to go w the nice guy to get the general public back.

    • @HedonisticActor
      @HedonisticActor 6 лет назад +2

      Jimmy Kimmel didn't need to insult any celebrities; his Mean Tweets segment does that already.

    • @techo4Ugeeks
      @techo4Ugeeks 6 лет назад

      Bigtank96 96 he's the best

  • @hoochfroosch6281
    @hoochfroosch6281 6 лет назад +81

    One of the BEST opening monologue in the Oscars!!! Always love your monologue in your show, Jimmy!
    But this one is funny, smart, straight forward & hilarious with the jet ski LOL

  • @agnhi
    @agnhi 5 лет назад +1213

    Robert Downey. Jr should host the next Oscar... :)

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 лет назад +12

      Reza Hermawan we all want it

    • @zahranistikmal5028
      @zahranistikmal5028 4 года назад +48

      marvel fan boy detected.

    • @mitaxo3531
      @mitaxo3531 4 года назад +31

      robert downey jr. should win the next oscar

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 4 года назад +22

      @@mitaxo3531 for what? He hasn't had an Oscar winning performance in years.

    • @daffaaudi777
      @daffaaudi777 4 года назад +12

      Figs3 he deserves it after performing tony stark in endgame

  • @Chairchaser6677
    @Chairchaser6677 3 года назад +25

    4:16 my man Chadwick Boseman
    Rest in peace King

  • @kyonshinkarate3346
    @kyonshinkarate3346 6 лет назад +1385

    *-An the winner is : ....*
    ~LA LA LAND !

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 лет назад +44

      Everybody there was a mistake, the winner is Moonlight

    • @mufidansory2697
      @mufidansory2697 6 лет назад

      QuelloCoreanoᄅRivailleCraftᄅ lmao 😂😂😂

    • @grandezio6964
      @grandezio6964 6 лет назад +1

      Dont say it!

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 6 лет назад +4

      One punch man should've won one. Ah well, second season then

    • @thehive378
      @thehive378 6 лет назад

      *and

  • @69erbaron72
    @69erbaron72 6 лет назад +822

    ricky gervais would have crushed those hollywood hypocrites.. everybody in this room knew about weinstein!!

    • @bigboy7621
      @bigboy7621 6 лет назад +9

      yessss

    • @Bobsnarls
      @Bobsnarls 6 лет назад +7

      Proof that they knew about Weinstein? You did see Jimmy called him out too right?

    • @jamiejones700
      @jamiejones700 6 лет назад

      69erBaron ! I

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 лет назад +36

      For real, Gervais is gonna roast those hypocrites

    • @RahulKumar-ng2gh
      @RahulKumar-ng2gh 6 лет назад +24

      Completely agree brother, a bunch of hypocrite praising each other

  • @demonqueen26
    @demonqueen26 5 лет назад +17

    That was great. I love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @notshadoh5664
    @notshadoh5664 3 года назад +17

    RIP chadwick Boseman may your soul be with us!!

  • @bobbykevil214
    @bobbykevil214 6 лет назад +423

    What were the jokes, did I miss them?

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 6 лет назад +40

      Bobby Kevil they're weren't any. The joke was hosting the show the whole time though. You haven't noticed?

    • @4D1Characterror
      @4D1Characterror 6 лет назад +4

      Sarcasm is delicious.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 лет назад +8

      I think i get the joke, the joke is Hollywood? I think

    • @JBell300
      @JBell300 6 лет назад +5

      Blind Tactical Option 12375 nah the joke was seeing jimmy walk out on stage

    • @andrewgoode7640
      @andrewgoode7640 6 лет назад +1

      Bobby Kevil the joke was that this is considered a show about movies instead of politicw

  • @zlamelie
    @zlamelie 6 лет назад +1509

    I watch Jimmy's show regularly and I find him funny as well as compassionate, which is a perfect balance. But he's usually more savage than this, and it seems to me that the Academy Award people/the writers censored him a lot. This was very average and sorry to say; not as nearly good as the year before. Having said that, I still think he did a decent job and would love to see him host again but next time with more freedom to his speech. Free Jimmy!

    • @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780
      @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 6 лет назад +16

      Jimmy Kimmel sucks hes only talent is to being hypocritical

    • @Stopwar1234
      @Stopwar1234 5 лет назад +10

      zlameli really?i love it because he spoke from the heart about important issues. If I want savage jimmy I go to his channel

    • @primitivespongebob1178
      @primitivespongebob1178 5 лет назад

      zlameli don’t know what you‘re on about, was good and savage as usual

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 лет назад +1

      It's because in 2017 he wanted to host the Oscars whereas in 2018 he never wanted to host but was kinda forced to as nobody else wanted to host.

    • @yashwanth8841
      @yashwanth8841 4 года назад +1

      @@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 yeah 😂 why would they make jokes about Democrats when they have biden & Obamas in their orgy.
      freedom my ass. So that he can show fake disgusting things about trump as if he is the most honest man on planet Earth. Talks about Weinstein and respecting women and he himself talks disgusting things about women and does sexual things on his shows objectifying woman and there is a video of him interviewing women in streets asking them to feel item in his pocket but simply baiting them to touch his dck and passing it off as a joke. No wonder you people voted for trump (except some libtards
      living in cities and illegal immigrants)

  • @ej_buendia
    @ej_buendia 2 года назад +5

    Watching past Oscars. I have to say, the 90th edition was really smooth. Great host, great movies and nominees!

  • @rushmiajaima1200
    @rushmiajaima1200 5 лет назад +244

    Jimmy Kimmel is honestly one of the best hosts of all time!

  • @alexanderbrooksify
    @alexanderbrooksify 6 лет назад +378

    *looks at comments*
    *regrets it immediately*

  • @ReelRoula
    @ReelRoula 6 лет назад +8

    He makes it look effortless! Great job, loved it!

  • @Stopwar1234
    @Stopwar1234 5 лет назад +17

    The paw patrol thing was genius because plenty of people in the audience have children and can relate lmfao

  • @adz2117
    @adz2117 5 лет назад +10

    isn't it amazing how the first 10 seconds of this live broadcast already showed Timothee (this sure proved how much of a talent he is.)

  • @sanedcab1Mexico
    @sanedcab1Mexico 6 лет назад +10

    Great job, Jimmy Kimmel! I am glad you appeared tonight and gave such a great performance! Congratulations!

  • @SarahYasmineXO
    @SarahYasmineXO 6 лет назад +34

    Sam Rockwell finally has his Oscar,so well deserved 🔥🔥
    He finally got his due💖💖
    Amazingly talented👌

  • @rossilasibal1192
    @rossilasibal1192 3 года назад +15

    Rest In Peace Christopher Plummer

  • @saphine7310
    @saphine7310 5 лет назад +26

    00:54 when JLaw laughing at Emma Stone is hilarious.

  • @ashlynn5212
    @ashlynn5212 6 лет назад +682

    Damn they played Emma Stone focusing on her when Jimmy mentioned the whole mix up joke 😂
    Edit: and JLaw rubbing it in her face rubbing salt into the wound lol

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 лет назад +1

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    • @sophiaabigail7873
      @sophiaabigail7873 6 лет назад

      I'm too Addicted To RUclips I didn’t get this joke, what does it mean?

    • @ashlynn5212
      @ashlynn5212 6 лет назад +10

      Sophia Abigail last year, they mixed up the best picture award, they said la la land won (which Emma Stone was in) but moonlight was the actual winner and as everyone involved in la la land were in the middle of their speech, a guy came up and pretty much said we got it wrong moonlight was the actual winner.

    • @mintytruffle69
      @mintytruffle69 6 лет назад

      I'm too Addicted To RUclips ur profile pic is everything

    • @yutz1948
      @yutz1948 6 лет назад +1

      yeahh and Emma is like 'Don't react just smile and look straight like nothing happend'

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +677

    I hope The Oscars win an Emmy this year.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 лет назад +60

      Nah the Emmy's too busy winning an Oscar

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 лет назад +21

      New Message i was thinking a tony.

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 лет назад +4

      New Message , hahahhahahaha

    • @fuzzygrizzly
      @fuzzygrizzly 6 лет назад +8

      Jose, Hawks Fan, jorge ruiz Do you people know that Oscars, Tonys etc. can actually win an Emmy because they are on TV?

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 лет назад +5

      Abdullah- Balloon its a joke. Calm down.

  • @MAZA_ZatiKhayal
    @MAZA_ZatiKhayal 5 лет назад +37

    and the first Actor on screen is "Timothee Chalamet", waaaaaaaao , what a boy , love him

  • @StasComoestas
    @StasComoestas 6 лет назад +5

    Great show, OSCAR its always nice to see.... looks amazing show, like it

  • @Stephen7764.
    @Stephen7764. 6 лет назад +396

    How to fix oscars? - two words "Ricky Gervais"

    • @nekosan6622
      @nekosan6622 6 лет назад

      Where the f*** is he by the way ?

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 лет назад +4

      Ricky Gervais is just as much a liberal as Jimmy if not worse, he might have a dark sense of humor but he will still virtue signal. What we need is someone truly funny but also pro white like Steven Crowder or Richard Spencer, they won't pander to diversity or women.

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 6 лет назад +11

      Asheek Khan crowder is a moron,extreme right wing is just as bad as extreme left wing. Gervais was awesome.

    • @sakuraba86
      @sakuraba86 6 лет назад +1

      Nick Di Paolo would be the best Oscars host. A true comedian. Leans right. Hates Hollywood. Isn't racist or sexist, but will not let that stop him from joking about race and sex.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 лет назад

      Intelligent is an over statement, Crowder is pretty biased and his talking points consist of straw men and arguing over semantics, he preys on 18 year olds and emotional college kids because those are the only ones who can't counter his points articulately

  • @kandimalla
    @kandimalla 6 лет назад +98

    Amongst the men and women sitting out there, how many got away from getting caught? I wonder!!

    • @jay108jayakrsna5
      @jay108jayakrsna5 6 лет назад +5

      Shravan Reddy most of them

    • @martacervantes457
      @martacervantes457 6 лет назад +1

      O think the women also have to take part of the blame. Why go to a man's hotel room at 1 or 2 in the am. Why did they say something. Katie Couric knew how Matt was but did say a thing. You got feet run or get out. But they wanted the fame and money so they did it. They wanted an Oscar. There are plenty of jobs people do they may not like it, they are treated with no respect but they want the money. It's ok to call it out but so many years some were on dates. And the way they dress everything expose. These are men who think the casting couch is real. It's like putting meat in front of a hungry animal and some women like to flirt to get what they want. Just look at the Bachelor see what the women on there do to just get a rose and win. So it got a both ways. Women do things that men do things women want. Like why go out with a married man women know their married then cry when he does it to them.

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      @TheZeroGroup 6 лет назад

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      @MirikaSingh 6 лет назад

      Shravan Reddy ruclips.net/video/1PSDan4gJJc/видео.html

  • @agofficial1
    @agofficial1 6 лет назад +199

    Thank God for Jimmy, he knows how to host

    • @Tylerf64
      @Tylerf64 5 лет назад +15

      WORST ratings in history

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 лет назад +3

      I WANT CONAAAAN!!

    • @wizardgaming3313
      @wizardgaming3313 3 года назад +1

      I think you mean Ricky gervais

    • @bluescrud8879
      @bluescrud8879 3 года назад

      @@wizardgaming3313 here we go again

  • @rubvillaz
    @rubvillaz 2 года назад +29

    Jimmy hosting for 2 years was honestly the last time I remembered the Oscar’s being this good

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 лет назад +428

    I was expecting Matt Damon but I remembered that he's in Australia...
    Sad!

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 6 лет назад +2

      Why is he in Australia?

    • @dantecrailman8861
      @dantecrailman8861 6 лет назад

      Ruby Abc If I'm not mistaken, he seems to be in process of buying property in Byron Bay.

    • @SamDePrez
      @SamDePrez 6 лет назад +20

      +Kalergi plan, the Great European Replacement
      All Matt damin said was that these accusations are not te be taking lightly, and that just because somebody is accused of rape or sexual harrasment doesn't mean that it's true, and that padding a woman on the back without her consent is not the same as raping her. If i call you a murderer right now it doesn't mean you are a murderer, there should be evidence and a trial, or if you push a guy in the street you also shouldnt be convicted as a murderer. Thats what matt damon said and the Feminazis started calling him a rapist and a women hater. If saying you need evidence before convicting somebody makes you a racist and women hater i think 95% of the people in the wester world are racists and women haters.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 6 лет назад

      He did mention not having time for Mat Damon at the end at least. :D

    • @darrellconklin5054
      @darrellconklin5054 6 лет назад

      Yep

  • @axhastings
    @axhastings 6 лет назад +11

    Well done Jimmy, that's a great monologue. Well balanced between the jokes and the serious stuffs. Hoping to see you again at Oscar next year.

  • @hittycat
    @hittycat 5 лет назад +27

    6:00 saoirse ronan looking stunning as always

  • @pedro3949
    @pedro3949 6 лет назад +23

    emmas face and jennifer laughting is everything

  • @ryancollins3291
    @ryancollins3291 6 лет назад +249

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone 😂😂😂

  • @cun2095
    @cun2095 6 лет назад +315

    Oh man I wanted Robert Downey jr. to host the Oscars .

    • @lucasstamper8150
      @lucasstamper8150 6 лет назад +14

      stefanie 2611 That's a great idea.

    • @jaffar8783
      @jaffar8783 6 лет назад +6

      let me guess and please confirm... you are in your early teens?

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 6 лет назад +34

      Yaykoju let me guess... You are a retired senior?

    • @cun2095
      @cun2095 6 лет назад +27

      Yaykoju yes I’m 15 years old. And I’m a big fan of Robert Downey Jr. I hope this makes you u happy, cause I’m being honest.🌹☺️

    • @BobJoe-ob2lr
      @BobJoe-ob2lr 6 лет назад +1

      he's not boring enough to hoast (when will people learn lol)

  • @titusthetadig3145
    @titusthetadig3145 5 лет назад +2

    big respect for using this big platform for a genuine celebration of film making or whatever this is. All i know is its usually meant to be pretty crack with exposing jokes but like, respect for just acknowledging genuinely fixable topics that just haven't been fixed.

  • @andrejones7786
    @andrejones7786 6 лет назад +19

    "MARCH OF LAST YEAR!" get em Jimmy!

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder 6 лет назад +868

    regardless of the content, i do like jimmy's way of public speaking! he finds the perfect balance between engaging and serious 🙂as someone who does public speaking professionally i still learn alot from him!

    • @jgarfunkle
      @jgarfunkle 6 лет назад +12

      Practice CNN tears next.

    • @joshdodd8912
      @joshdodd8912 6 лет назад +7

      Wolkify i am really sorry to hear about that, maybe you will get lucky and find something else after your speaking career tanks.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 лет назад +3

      Im curious, were you hired to write that comment because the other comments were so negative & are now being removed by youtube?

    • @KCDW83
      @KCDW83 6 лет назад +2

      You must be terrible at your job if you learned anything from that lying hack.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 лет назад +2

      J W the videos likes are definately bots, just based on the comments. I barely see any support.

  • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
    @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 лет назад +301

    Where is Matt Damon?

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 6 лет назад +6

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan I searched for it, and in one of the interviews Jimmy said that Matt is going to be in Australia and can't attend Oscars.

    • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
      @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 лет назад +2

      Bruce Snow oh no. That's disappointing

    • @Spd61able
      @Spd61able 6 лет назад

      Bruce Snow well that’s disappointing

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 лет назад +11

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan they were going to show him but they ran out of time

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 6 лет назад

      on my bed

  • @dreia2405
    @dreia2405 6 лет назад +7

    I love jimmy, he is a great guy

  • @yougamer2725
    @yougamer2725 4 года назад +172

    7:22 look right at the back there is Tom Holland, any Tom Holland fans ? Lol he's also cute

    • @emilydevry
      @emilydevry 4 года назад

      was literally just gonna comment that! lol

    • @laura-jo8mt
      @laura-jo8mt 3 года назад

      i just noticed zendaya sitting next to tom

    • @user-vg3cf6ue7w
      @user-vg3cf6ue7w 3 года назад

      To busy looking at Timothée

  • @Laura-Ransan
    @Laura-Ransan 6 лет назад +18

    Thank you for such a great opening. The whole show was good without low blows and it was truly a time to look back at the amazing 90 years of amazing movies being celebrated! You are so good at this, I hope they ask you to host again next year. You kept it classy, funny, and serious all at once. Bravo Sir!

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 6 лет назад +54

    Tommy Wiseau to host Oscars 2019!!! It will finally make Oscars worthwhile watching again.

  • @UnderTheEndlessRain
    @UnderTheEndlessRain 6 лет назад +10

    I actually liked this monologue :)

  • @captaincookie5539
    @captaincookie5539 3 года назад +8

    2018 was one of the best years but now this year is literally hell

  • @ibrahimalyasin1646
    @ibrahimalyasin1646 6 лет назад +217

    Talk about equal payment ...
    Chris Pratt received 10 million and Jennifer Lawrence took 20 million for the movie Passengers

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 лет назад +23

      #WengerOUT ء that has nothing to do with it 😂 it’s the actor’s popularity And class, for example: Harrison Ford, class A actor, who got paid more money than the actual protagonist of Star Wars 7

    • @deregulationIC
      @deregulationIC 6 лет назад +16

      Maple Fang then why are feminist begging equal pay in hollywood. If most of the female suck ass at acting.

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 лет назад +9

      Unregulated Market Economy they are referring to the women in the world, who ACTUALLY GOT LESS PAYMENT. And btw, “all women suck ass at acting”, don’t say this kind of things cause it obvious you ran out of arguments😂 I would list you all the great women actresses but you’re to stupid to discuss with

    • @sfandoo
      @sfandoo 6 лет назад +13

      It's 10 million for christ sake compare it to Michelle Williams with 80 dollars a day. 80????? What the hell.

    • @jimmycmartinez
      @jimmycmartinez 6 лет назад +1

      When you win an Oscar, you are “worth more”.

  • @corrupted_conscience
    @corrupted_conscience Год назад +4

    Im surprised to see nobody's mentioning Jordon Peele's in comments for his fantastic debut in Oscars. Get Out was great. He along with Keegan has come a long way. Kudos!

  • @Mloofylicious
    @Mloofylicious 4 года назад +11

    If I would drink a shot every time someone mentioned Meryl Streep here, I'd have the hangover of my life the following day.

  • @cioccopower5258
    @cioccopower5258 6 лет назад +115

    no roast to matt damon?

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 лет назад +2

      CIOCCOPOWER he isn't in the crowd

    • @dawsynasay4841
      @dawsynasay4841 6 лет назад +5

      Matt Damon wasn't there

    • @flowerpatronus2245
      @flowerpatronus2245 6 лет назад +9

      CIOCCOPOWER he did at the very end ‘apologies to matt damon, we run out of time’

    • @carolinaferreira9328
      @carolinaferreira9328 6 лет назад +5

      He roasted him at the end of the show “and apologies to Matt Damon we’ve run out of time”

    • @cioccopower5258
      @cioccopower5258 6 лет назад

      Carolina Ferreira ahaha seriously?

  • @goldenboy4786
    @goldenboy4786 6 лет назад +23

    a little piece of me died when he said: "This year when you hear your name called don't get up right away just give us a minute" 😂😂😂

  • @danielewenkhare3600
    @danielewenkhare3600 3 года назад +19

    I wanna attend the Oscars as a celebrity In The Future 💙🙏🏾💙🙏🏾

  • @demostheodorakakis6328
    @demostheodorakakis6328 3 года назад +10

    Jimmy did great! Humor and fun.

  • @riccardogavanelli1076
    @riccardogavanelli1076 6 лет назад +28

    Every time I see Spielberg I think: that man entertained my childhood... that dude there... Thanks

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 лет назад +2

      And, hopefully, will bring us another awesome movie very soon. I do want it to be my favorite blockbuster this year, although I have my doubts so that it does not disappoint me.

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah and he sure seemed to be part of runing a lot of childhoods for most of his child stars. Coincidence, well you do the research.

    • @riccardogavanelli1076
      @riccardogavanelli1076 6 лет назад

      If you just want to consider the negative side of things, I'll happily leave that to you. I'm sure you'll find plenty of it everywhere. I was just making a comment on how I've always liked his movies and I'm thankful for the nice memories I have from having watched them.

    • @blackmario1117
      @blackmario1117 6 лет назад

      NicKeLas ready player one

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 лет назад +800

    The funny jokes start at 11:14.

    • @Gamingchairenthusiast122
      @Gamingchairenthusiast122 6 лет назад +40

      Savage AF

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 лет назад +5

      Jo Po Just need 1 more subscriber to hit 1000...plz watch some contents on my channel and Plz subscribe

    • @evilTruthahn
      @evilTruthahn 6 лет назад +17

      Well played sir.. well played

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 6 лет назад +6

      HA!HA! SHADE!!!

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks bud lol

  • @falgunpatel9351
    @falgunpatel9351 5 лет назад +13

    JLaw's reaction was priceless

  • @tanjennkok
    @tanjennkok 6 лет назад +7

    6:44 my heart stopped for 1 second.. then stopped again at 6:59..

  • @chewyy9991
    @chewyy9991 6 лет назад +336

    "If the last two years have taught us anything, it's that reality can be depressing. But tonight's nominated documentaries show us that where there is darkness, there's also hope.
    "Except at the White House. Hope quit on Wednesday."

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 лет назад +3

      chewyy9991 lame

    • @bazuka0190
      @bazuka0190 6 лет назад +1

      Ahahahaha hahahahaha yooo that just funny

  • @brucesnow7125
    @brucesnow7125 6 лет назад +189

    No Matt Damon??? I'm disappointed.

    • @miapiare
      @miapiare 6 лет назад

      Bruce Snow it’s played out

    • @sanedcab1Mexico
      @sanedcab1Mexico 6 лет назад

      He was in a brief clip of Saving Private Ryan.😉

  • @toyang..
    @toyang.. 4 года назад +2

    seeing timothèe makes me happy giggle i cant even control it anymore

  • @preasia731
    @preasia731 4 года назад +1

    By far my fav oscar monologue.

  • @filmandglory3299
    @filmandglory3299 6 лет назад +567

    was i the only one or did you all had the feeling that this year the oscars felt super rushed?!

    • @Cysf66
      @Cysf66 6 лет назад +157

      Aren't people always complaining that the show is too long?

    • @krv1739
      @krv1739 6 лет назад +87

      Many people wanted that jetski

    • @anthonyandersen1390
      @anthonyandersen1390 6 лет назад +6

      justmiaslife I mean it was the longesst oscars in the last 11 years so nope

    • @user-dg5ep6po2m
      @user-dg5ep6po2m 6 лет назад +2

      justmiaslife I feel u 100%, the opening monologue wasn't even that good, just reading stats pretty much haha

    • @NYComedyCreature
      @NYComedyCreature 6 лет назад

      Cause of the Jetski

  • @jonathandarkmaple6532
    @jonathandarkmaple6532 6 лет назад +196

    I can remember when the Oscar Monologue was humorous not ugly and divisive

    • @vp4744
      @vp4744 6 лет назад

      Let me guess you scratch your behind and then twitter?

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah-women’s rights are so ugly and divisive, right?

    • @WilliamStewart1
      @WilliamStewart1 6 лет назад +6

      02nf2i Ohh don't be such a sheep.

    • @orianachirinos2475
      @orianachirinos2475 6 лет назад +5

      When Hugh Jackman hosted it. His monologue was amazing

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 лет назад +3

      William Stewart so being ethical makes one a sheep? Good to know.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Год назад +3

    2018 monologue was not as good as 2017. Let’s hope the 2023 one is great. I’m sure it will be……

  • @cavidaliyev5820
    @cavidaliyev5820 3 года назад +3

    4:17 when u see him here smiling...just after 4 days he left us...Rest in Peace King...

  • @drinperquku1527
    @drinperquku1527 6 лет назад +210

    He killed....everyone's sunday night

  • @chingu1432
    @chingu1432 6 лет назад +20

    I have to say that the stage was so dreamy and magical. I loved the music too. I just love the whole aesthetics of Oscars.

  • @moonl0verr
    @moonl0verr 5 лет назад +54

    Jimmy: I wish I was a tv host
    Jimmy: “gets the job” heck ya!
    Jimmy: Best job ever!
    2018 Jimmy: Sh*t I’m really at the Oscars?!

  • @halima3573
    @halima3573 3 года назад +4

    1:18 the amount of suits with bow ties

  • @Igotarmys-jz6bn
    @Igotarmys-jz6bn 6 лет назад +26

    🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 so chill so funny yet so serious and real

  • @starr0401
    @starr0401 6 лет назад +18

    "If we can't trust our agents..." That's probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

  • @jesusgoatache4078
    @jesusgoatache4078 Год назад +21

    Best opening ever. No insults, no awkward jokes, only positivity and roots

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 6 лет назад +11

    0:53 J-Law: That was funny, right Emma??

  • @dihyaneverforget5163
    @dihyaneverforget5163 6 лет назад +286

    when you watch the Oscars to have good time and escape from reality, but instead you get lectured for 2 hours

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 лет назад +14

      Word! And lectured on something that doesn't even relate to you. It's as if they decided to stream a closed meating for some reason.

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 6 лет назад +17

      You guys are crying because he made a few sexual harassment in Hollywood jokes? Lol just don't watch if you don't want to

    • @Liam-rn1qb
      @Liam-rn1qb 6 лет назад +9

      Just Duffy I don't think it's about the sexual harassment jokes, I thought those were pretty funny. I think what they're talking about is the sideways jabs at Fox News and the Whalberg thing. I really don't think it's a huge deal, nor does it take away from the speech but it is overall pretty political

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 лет назад

      How will we know what was there if we don't watch it? And no, no one is crying. Simply stating, that it was very predictable and more about internal Hollywood stuff than about movies and entertainment. It felt like watching something while holding a table and going: Harvey Weinstein - check, La-La-Land situation - check (double check, triple check), black nominees and presenters (actually talking about the fact, there is nothing wrong with them themselves) - check, equal amount of male and female nominees in certain categories - check, and so on and so on. Now, if they didn't talk about at least some of those issues, that would be surprising. But they did and that was kinda the whole thing. It had nothing else to offer. And since they stream it and heavily advertise it, we, the viewers, have a right to share our impressions and say what we did and didn't enjoy. Otherwise, they should just gather there, discuss whatever they want and tell us the results the next day.

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 6 лет назад +3

      that1guy Lol thats what theyre getting anal about? The same people that shout "FAKE NEWS CNN" in literally every comments section are butthurt at a little jab at Fox News? Lmao really...