Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2023

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2023
  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 95th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • @brittanyphillips7596
    @brittanyphillips7596 Год назад +5191

    The fact that Brendan Fraser was just tearing up being mentioned, being a nominee warms my heart. He totally deserved his win

    • @vade137
      @vade137 Год назад

      He was acting...only satanists and pedophiles are allowed to get awards. Remember that in the future when you watch these shows...each actor had to buy their award and the price is not paid in cash...it's paid by doing really nasty stuff.

    • @PuNlisher
      @PuNlisher Год назад +14

      Also love Key

    • @inspirationalakash
      @inspirationalakash Год назад +4

      🙂

    • @doge4924
      @doge4924 Год назад +2

      Just left my footsteps

    • @ericl447
      @ericl447 Год назад +36

      I didn't see his latest movie, but he always struck me as a good guy.

  • @ChrisDavidsonDoobieWainwright
    @ChrisDavidsonDoobieWainwright Год назад +11061

    If Matt Damon had stormed on stage and slapped Jimmy that would have been the best bit ever.😂

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +3065

    So happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Год назад +512

    I'm so glad Michelle and Brendan got their Oscars. Both very underrated people.

  • @grassfedcharlie
    @grassfedcharlie Год назад +2627

    “Do what you did last year, nothing. Sit there and do absolutely nothing. Maybe even give the assailant a hug!” 😂😂

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 Год назад +65

      They make me sick.

    • @gior5526
      @gior5526 Год назад +21

      😂😂😂😂

    • @raulcitraro
      @raulcitraro Год назад +68

      This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

    • @brianm8384
      @brianm8384 Год назад +5

      You poor baby

    • @h.d.5194
      @h.d.5194 Год назад

      @@emhu2594 so does Kimmel. He probably would of done the same thing. He's as fake as the rest of them

  • @mmikels
    @mmikels Год назад +3189

    "And if any of you get mad at a joke and decided you wanna come up here and get jiggy with it... it's not gonna be easy." 😂😂😂

  • @nago217
    @nago217 Год назад +51

    First time for Colin Farrell? I did not know, he is such great actor! And this latest Irish movie was fantastic!

  • @siyuwoaini
    @siyuwoaini Год назад +61

    I simply love how his opening is filled with great humour and nothing less of respect and homage to artists like Spielberg, Yeoh, Fraser and many more who deserve the spotlight for their excellent works!

  • @chitojoseph
    @chitojoseph Год назад +3909

    3:29 I feel sorry for the people seated behind the veiled lady. 😭

    • @pamelaknoblauch7173
      @pamelaknoblauch7173 Год назад +198

      Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Год назад +94

      And I'm impressed it wasn't GaGa. But then she has the experience of someone in big headgear being in the middle of her Artpop audience a few years ago.

    • @JasminGeigle
      @JasminGeigle Год назад +545

      Unbelievable. Imagine sitting behind her. I would be furious.

    • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
      @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit Год назад +19

      Lmao

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church Год назад +290

      She made me "mad" the SECOND I saw her.
      (I mean, in life perspective mad lol)

  • @gunjan1771
    @gunjan1771 Год назад +2345

    I really like how he pointed out that what happened last year was wrong and how the audience didnt react to it . he didnt shy away from saying what is right and did it in a classy way

    • @thedude5449
      @thedude5449 Год назад

      Yeah all while he's one of Epsteins best clients. Very classy.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 Год назад +76

      funny af😂😂😂 do absolutely nothing

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Год назад +56

      What were they supposed to do? Boo? Tackle Will? They were shocked as anyone, I’m not sure I get what they should have been doing .

    • @no_handle_found
      @no_handle_found Год назад +92

      Well tbh, I initially thought it was part of the script, and if I was in crowd myself wouldn't have reacted to it.

    • @zeeshanzakariya7204
      @zeeshanzakariya7204 Год назад +63

      I thought it was scripted. May be they all did too

  • @maroselucas6720
    @maroselucas6720 Год назад +431

    The dancing off the stage and pushing Jimmy, omg made me laugh so hard...still laughing...will repeat 10x damn this was a good one. 🤣💗

  • @jorgel.6612
    @jorgel.6612 Год назад +142

    Jimmy’s monologue was absolutely a home run!! I’m so glad he was able to acknowledge all the talent this year without bringing up politics and division!! He made it funny, sweet and memorable!! This is definitely one for the Oscars History Records!! Well done Jimmy !! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤❤❤

    • @khankhan-qk5ds
      @khankhan-qk5ds 11 месяцев назад

      DONT HAVE GOTS TO FIND FLEINDS HELE ......BT.....STILL......ALE APP>ALL..SPLEADING......MADHAB.>OL ASKED>.to SPELAD...not ET........ALONG NEVS......VITH not FOLL KNOVING...............nothing....IS VOLKING........its BEEN ..too LONG.......not EVEN ONE DAM OL GLID...dovn.....SPLEADING>.is..........MADHAB.....to ....IF MADHAB app NEVEL knovs.....ITS...LEVALDS ..and...>ALMIES JOB TOO.......

    • @buddy6584
      @buddy6584 8 месяцев назад +1

      The only reason there wasn't any is because they used up all the material. I'm sure if they had new stuff to work with, they would for sure do it.

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 4 месяца назад

      He's a terrific host.... especially compared to the absolute train wreck we got in Joe Koi at the Golden Globes

    • @bill2066
      @bill2066 2 месяца назад

      Jimmy Epsteins Performance?

  • @markcalvert7944
    @markcalvert7944 Год назад +1877

    A well-deserved shout-out to John Williams! Thank you, Jimmy and the writers for acknowledging this living legend and remembering his 53 nominations!

    • @bekalara3928
      @bekalara3928 Год назад +22

      John Williams is the man!

    • @dizzy388
      @dizzy388 Год назад +7

      and yet no one ever remembers john powell 😢

    • @Dreamcatcher9000
      @Dreamcatcher9000 Год назад +3

      @@dizzy388 That was random. :p

    • @csjcsj2906
      @csjcsj2906 Год назад +3

      ​@@dizzy388 Don't remember Powerll...
      ...but I remember Powell, though!

    • @dizzy388
      @dizzy388 Год назад +2

      @@csjcsj2906 hah - good catch! i should never write comments after midnight

  • @jaberjb8191
    @jaberjb8191 Год назад +938

    Guillermo Moment was all worth it for me. He so much deserved it😊

    • @samstrider3253
      @samstrider3253 Год назад +4

      I was hoping it was the guy from What We Do In The Shadows.

    • @jaberjb8191
      @jaberjb8191 Год назад +2

      @@samstrider3253 yeap that too. But nothing takes away that guillermo stare at the screen 👀😅

    • @ayoub.3939
      @ayoub.3939 Год назад

      did you hear people barking in the background why is that?

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 Год назад

      I saw him in sitting down before he was shown and was excited.

  • @AnkitShai
    @AnkitShai Год назад +99

    2:55 He was tearing up!! Such a genuine reaction..it indeed is an honor to even be nominated...such a deserved win!

  • @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041
    @saadsrequiemforsasuke7041 Год назад +95

    Its been a while since I felt this happy watching a video!!! Jimmy saying Top Gun Maverick was the best was emotional, every frame had 2-3 people I know but after Jimmy saying creed and beautiful Michelle yeoh, The Mandalorian Pedro Pascal AND OFCOURSE Spider-Man Andrew Garfield will be protecting him, broke into absolute hysteric applause!!! I loved this soo much!!!!! Well done Jimmy at the Oscars! 14.3.2023

  • @dttra566
    @dttra566 Год назад +880

    So glad that they brought back all 23 categories to be broadcast live. It was ridiculous to eliminate such important categories like cinematography, the very thing that makes movies as movies. Without cinematography, movies are plays or novels for chrissake. Finally everything is back to how it should be.

    • @allergictostupidpeople7893
      @allergictostupidpeople7893 Год назад

      Not really all left liberal SATANIC worshipers

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Год назад +42

      yeah and even the less 'glamorous' categories are vital for movie making. it's just insulting to tell all those hard working folks that they're just not important enough to be shown on screen.

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 Год назад +2

      Why did they eliminate that category?

    • @raulcitraro
      @raulcitraro Год назад +8

      This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

    • @AshaNimo1
      @AshaNimo1 Год назад +3

      And score and animated feature

  • @hanginthere1101
    @hanginthere1101 Год назад +1007

    “We have nominees from every corner of Dublin.” This line always gets me 😂 among five Irish actors, four of whom are for the roles in The Banshees of Inisherin. Definitely worth watching ❤❤❤

    • @franv342
      @franv342 Год назад +11

      Always gets you? Lol as if this happened years ago

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 Год назад +11

      @@franv342 In fairness, he's unemployed and this is the 17th time he's watched this video.

    • @franv342
      @franv342 Год назад

      @@spenser9908 Lol

    • @somergoyt
      @somergoyt Год назад

      funny movie.. funnier dialogues

    • @thitran6105
      @thitran6105 Год назад

      ok

  • @vikkki
    @vikkki Год назад +363

    One of the best Oscar monologues ever. Love the John Williams shoutout. Listened to him since I discovered his soundtracks as a kid. And love Andrew Garfield’s face when Jimmy said Spider-man 😂 wrong one!

    • @DerLattenrost
      @DerLattenrost Год назад +1

      Ellen was much better

    • @meia1855
      @meia1855 Год назад +4

      ​@@DerLattenrost nahh

    • @allohahh
      @allohahh 11 месяцев назад +4

      what do you mean by wrong one:O he was spiderman at one point

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 9 месяцев назад +2

      That’s was the most Peter Parker thing Andy did

    • @aaronvincentlee3490
      @aaronvincentlee3490 4 месяца назад

      nah Meryl Streep is the best Spider-man, still

  • @junedarius254
    @junedarius254 Год назад +31

    What a difference ONE year makes! From the absolute crass, classless Will Smith train wreck to what will be one of the best comeback story of once blackballed and forgotten actor Brendan Fraser as Oscar winner for best actor. Jimmy’s Opening monologue captured the energetic upbeat vibe.

  • @max_91
    @max_91 Год назад +4563

    I love the face of Andrew Garfield when Jimmy mentions him 🤣

    • @andrewt9128
      @andrewt9128 Год назад +235

      The whole bit was perfect. Garfield nailed it

    • @eddyma97
      @eddyma97 Год назад +153

      12:21

    • @jimmyvongmusic
      @jimmyvongmusic Год назад +88

      I wanted him to do the spidey twhip hands so bad hahaha

    • @jameswilliams-zr8co
      @jameswilliams-zr8co Год назад +33

      spiderman ! and hacksaw ridge

    • @greenbitch421
      @greenbitch421 Год назад +40

      He's a team player he's morethen willing to look like a Dunst for the show.

  • @TheCrankyTechnician
    @TheCrankyTechnician Год назад +318

    Damn how smooth and cool is Pedro Pascal?
    I need a gif of that moment of his

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT Год назад +7

      Just saw the final episode of ‘The Last of Us’. I know nothing of the video game or the show, but they did a brilliant recap, and my family who I watched with filled in some knowledge gaps, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. Loving Pedro!

    • @licia1130smilez
      @licia1130smilez Год назад

      Deadass he said im watching y’all bc I know you fans are gonna be stressed by the time the Oscar’s are over and you catch the last episode.

  • @HRHDMKYT
    @HRHDMKYT Год назад +143

    I never saw this on Sunday night, so am happy this is up on RUclips. I think the writers and Jimmy Kimmel did a *terrific* job! This must be a difficult gig, and when live, anything can happen. Yet the participants in his jokes all played along, which was fun, and no one was insulted (too badly). It *is* just movies, after all.

  • @kyrkbymannen
    @kyrkbymannen 8 месяцев назад +13

    One year on, and every clap at the Oscars still feels like a tribute to that legendary slap.

  • @chrisjames4297
    @chrisjames4297 Год назад +2919

    The Oscars are just so much better with a host. Any awards show needs an MC, gives the whole things structure and doesn’t feel awkward like the other years. He gets people laughing and loosens up the energy a bit and then its not as stiff for the rest of the show.

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Год назад +70

      But it depends on who's the host too. Last year's host was terrible (Wanda Sykes was not too bad) so even if The Academy wants a host, they better pick a good one. Kimmel was one of the better choices, probably since Seth MacFarlane

    • @Guillaume2606
      @Guillaume2606 Год назад +94

      @@BryanCostner Ricky Gervais was and is still the best of all!

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Год назад +18

      @@Guillaume2606 But Ricky is not here so no, I'm just talking about the person who has host the Oscars, Ricky is not one of them and probably never will be

    • @sanjushah3061
      @sanjushah3061 Год назад +29

      The Oscars went smoothly this year. Thanks to Chris Rock Will Smith and his B'atch wife for not showing up.

    • @mazroon
      @mazroon Год назад +11

      Too bad it was Kimmel.

  • @platinumpineapple9943
    @platinumpineapple9943 Год назад +3170

    “Do what you did last year, nothing” 😂😂😂

    • @Mienomithree
      @Mienomithree Год назад +62

      Sometimes that the best thing anybody could do. 😂

    • @Cowntsikin
      @Cowntsikin Год назад +84

      that should sting a bit for those who attended last year's event hahaha

    • @studiodreamken
      @studiodreamken Год назад +135

      @@Cowntsikin Especially the person who 'hugged the assailant' lol

    • @helene420
      @helene420 Год назад +1

      ​@@studiodreamken oy vay 🤦🏻‍♀️ seriously 😒

    • @MrGenexxx
      @MrGenexxx Год назад +72

      They didn't do nothing. They gave Will a standing ovation 👏👏👏

  • @famousfaces88
    @famousfaces88 Год назад +66

    Jimmy Kimmel's 2023 Oscars Monologue delivered a perfect blend of humor and wit, making it a memorable and entertaining start to the 95th Academy awards. 😁👍

  • @windslash22
    @windslash22 Год назад +23

    Finally.. The Oscar's back on track. Excellent job Jimmy! Glad Guillermo was able to have his own seat.

  • @bethuelmamabolo8246
    @bethuelmamabolo8246 Год назад +2749

    That Guillermo bit made me so happy!!🥰🤣🤣

    • @boomerang8909
      @boomerang8909 Год назад +40

      12:34

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 Год назад +71

      Jimmy never leaves home without Guillermo by his side!😂

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 Год назад +30

      Guillermo's his Wingman.
      Even Tom Cruise has to take the backseat. ☺️

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 Год назад +24

      @@elram2649 To understand how close Guillermo is, to Jimmy's heart...
      There was that time when Matt Damon "took over" Jimmy's show, and they got the great Andy Garcia to replace Guillermo!😄

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 Год назад +5

      @Fair Dinkum
      OMG, I missed that one! 🤯😭
      I'm gonna go find the clips! 😇
      Thank you so much!
      They're an amazing comedy duo. 👌

  • @ScarlettOcean92
    @ScarlettOcean92 Год назад +1756

    This is the first time the Oscars have felt like "good old days" in probably 5-10 years. No grandstanding, no angry hurt-filled speeches, no drama, no Harvey Weinsteins creeping up the red carpet, no real politics, no lineup of legacy nominees only there to make condescending statements about Hollywood's narcissism. Just a whole bunch of first-time nominees THRILLED to be there, speeches full of joy and enthusiasm, and a round of movies that I actually felt like I've seen. This felt like an Oscars full of positivity with very little cynicism, and I was genuinely overjoyed for every person who won. I wish more people actually watched this year because I feel like this was the year they finally got it right.

    • @shainas6149
      @shainas6149 Год назад +31

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @Quartermaster1463
      @Quartermaster1463 Год назад +12

      YUPPPPP

    • @AlienfromY841
      @AlienfromY841 Год назад +33

      What Hollywood has been severely lacking is fresh meat and it's nice to know that it's slowly turning around on that front

    • @Gologo7
      @Gologo7 Год назад +12

      Said no one ever..🙄

    • @hollowedhope
      @hollowedhope Год назад +5

      Very well put

  • @MKPiatkowski
    @MKPiatkowski Год назад +95

    That was an incredible opening. Well done, Jimmy.

  • @clemayk
    @clemayk Год назад +89

    Classic! After last year’s disastrous ending this comes as a refreshing reboot!

  • @prescottwhynot
    @prescottwhynot Год назад +1506

    I'm so happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

  • @pomgrannycoco8766
    @pomgrannycoco8766 Год назад +738

    Well said...He introduced the movies and actors nominated, spoke about cinema and other movies not nominated...+ Some funny facts. He brought some respect back to the Oscars.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +9

      His third time hosting. First time was marred a bit by the envelope switcheroo at the end (not that that was his fault, but a lot of times that's what gets mentioned about his first time is all I mean).
      Really glad to hear everything went well this time. I wasn't able to watch it live but have been watching clips on youtube today and enjoying most of what I've seen. I'm a big Letterman fan (as was Kimmel growing up) and a Conan fan, but Kimmel has always had my respect as well.

    • @laluenbaires
      @laluenbaires Год назад +5

      ​@@gfox9295but he even handled the envelope incident well

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Год назад +1

      He's a terrible host

    • @jamesmacker
      @jamesmacker Год назад

      Oscars and respect lol

    • @Nobushido
      @Nobushido Год назад

      more money in one paycheck than a decade in Afghanistan. Hows egg prices! fuxking moron

  • @Tav57
    @Tav57 Год назад +52

    Great opening monologue! Jimmy nailed it!!!🎉

  • @janethnunez3564
    @janethnunez3564 Год назад +22

    I liked his monologue. It was funny and respectful.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Год назад +372

    John Williams is an living legend, our finest living composer🥰💜💞

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 Год назад +9

      Yes. Amazing at 91

    • @AldrinCGomez
      @AldrinCGomez Год назад +3

      True

    • @Mia_Skywalker
      @Mia_Skywalker Год назад +5

      If he ever releases a complete works of all his work, I'll buy it, no matter how expensive (and huge) it is.

    • @nikezooms
      @nikezooms Год назад +1

      thomas newman

    • @gaylord_focker
      @gaylord_focker Год назад +6

      hans zimmer

  • @darthbiker2311
    @darthbiker2311 Год назад +147

    That was just amazing. I love how happy Ke Huy Quan and Brendan Fraser are at just getting a mention, Brendan was literally in tears. I love how Jimmy called out last year's audience for their inaction after the slap - and not just the audience but the Committee in general for still giving Smith the award. I love how game everyone is especially Spielberg ("Oh you're here too, Sepp or Seb is it?, how long have you been there?"), the two Guillermos and Garfield. And the RRR bit when they played Jimmy off. And the absence of the Matt Damon prop gag.
    Not the funniest but easily one of the best, most grounded opening speeches in recent years.

  • @leeproulx7412
    @leeproulx7412 Год назад +12

    Jimmy Kimmel is my favourite Oscars host. So thrilled that he was asked to host again.

  • @RecapsMovieZone
    @RecapsMovieZone Год назад +2

    I do love hearing your stories and watching your videos, thank you for making them

  • @kellerhammer4613
    @kellerhammer4613 Год назад +431

    As a current student in a public speaking class, I really appreciate the skill it takes to be able to speak for such a long time without reading off of something. Kudos to you Jimmy!

    • @bojackkatarn
      @bojackkatarn Год назад +39

      There are teleprompters for the Oscars. Not sure if Kimmel used them but wouldn't surprise me if he had "prompts" even if it wasn't verbatim.

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 Год назад +10

      @@bojackkatarn with him i would not be surprised if he does sometimes ad lib but everything is rehearsed which is why you wonder why last year Rock's hosting joke wasn't killed in the rehearsal

    • @nealart
      @nealart Год назад +14

      I agree. Not many can speak as well and hit every point.

    • @olivia-performanceartist3693
      @olivia-performanceartist3693 Год назад +13

      @@bojackkatarneven with the teleprompters the ability to sound natural and not rely on them for every single word is quite a skill.

    • @bojackkatarn
      @bojackkatarn Год назад +13

      @@olivia-performanceartist3693 Yes, but he's been a late night show host for over 20 years.

  • @shihlin1
    @shihlin1 Год назад +426

    The entire night was about comebacks.
    All four acting Oscar recipients, each one had a story about being either past their prime or dealing with rejection.
    One of the rare nights Hollywood got it right.
    And thank goodness no Slap-Gate to dominate the headlines.
    This was all about letting these actors shine in the spotlight.
    Congrats.

    • @ZacharySire
      @ZacharySire Год назад +7

      all the wrong actors won, and making it even worse, they all gave awful acceptance speeches.

    • @gaylord_focker
      @gaylord_focker Год назад +13

      @@ZacharySire Terrible opinion

    • @icarovdl
      @icarovdl Год назад +4

      ​@@gaylord_focker great opinion, Everything Everywhere was trash

    • @gaylord_focker
      @gaylord_focker Год назад +12

      @@icarovdl No, absolutely terrible opinion. EEAAO is a masterpiece.

    • @cesarincamendozaloyola4407
      @cesarincamendozaloyola4407 Год назад

      Cate deserved her third one.

  • @jimwarren9947
    @jimwarren9947 Год назад +12

    Jimmy Kimmel was the perfect host. I laughed out loud a lot, right up till the final bit. I noticed in the comments a lot of new fans - watch his show, as he is perfectly hilarious every single night. He is the absolute best!!!

  • @mr.perfume8357
    @mr.perfume8357 Год назад +40

    This is comedy in its highest form. It was hilarious, it was brave and it had class. Thanks for such a deliverance! The good old days are back!

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide 8 месяцев назад +1

      Seeing this made me realize how much I hated the 2022 oscars

  • @Ocelot4R
    @Ocelot4R Год назад +1150

    I love that he was danced off the stage... 😆😂

    • @merwitch
      @merwitch Год назад +20

      That was my favorite bit of the whole monologue

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Год назад +17

      When I saw that, I was like "yeah let's just stick with Kimmel as the Oscar host shall we?"

    • @primal84
      @primal84 Год назад

      @@chjr4740 haha. Good catch!

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 Год назад +3

      His monologue was too long XD

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw Год назад +2

      @@Thehardtruth69 Hey it wasn't 19 minutes, but I suppose that's because he didn't attack anyone

  • @arnoldschwarzen-word
    @arnoldschwarzen-word Год назад +122

    12:20 Andrew constantly serving the meme community

  • @mbmccamey2
    @mbmccamey2 Год назад +60

    That was an awesome opening!!! ❤

  • @thetouristaonTikToc
    @thetouristaonTikToc Год назад +12

    The “maybe even give the assailant a hug” 😂🤣💯🔥did it for me. Jimmy is a legend for that whole monologue. Between this and Chris Rocks Netflix…..it was worth a year wait.

    • @WhoseIAm7
      @WhoseIAm7 Год назад

      You waited a year for nothing on both accounts? You can't be serious...

    • @thetouristaonTikToc
      @thetouristaonTikToc Год назад

      @@WhoseIAm7 Roflmao whoooooaaaa what? Are you a complete idiot or are you joking? Oh yes…..I have not moved from my chair for 365 days….I have my meals delivered to my computer desk. I use a commode so I don’t have to get up from my chair to use the bathroom. I slept with my head down and notifications turned up just IN CASE some news about smith and rock will pop up. And now…. I can move on with my life. Yes..l waited a whole year. My life stopped until now. 🤣🤟🏽😎
      And you’re a total moron. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @marysketch4772
    @marysketch4772 Год назад +1018

    So glad he can convey through a joke how absolutely ridiculous the lack of response to the slap last year was by Oscars and audience.

    • @googlamonster5086
      @googlamonster5086 Год назад +30

      That was the best part of an excellent opening!

    • @acun4075
      @acun4075 Год назад +67

      I think a lot of people thought it was a joke at first till Smith went back to his seat and started yelling, hell, even I thought the slap looked comical at first and didn't think anything of it.

    • @pflanagan1
      @pflanagan1 Год назад +16

      I mean, you or I wouldn't have acted any differently knowing these guys are actors, and the Oscar's always has a few performances throughout the show. I don't think it's fair to play armchair quarterback to the reactions of people in the crowd.

    • @beeveranga2138
      @beeveranga2138 Год назад +4

      Fave part!

    • @smartyhardy8924
      @smartyhardy8924 Год назад +19

      ​@@acun4075 yeah especially when Will left the stage, he walked like he did in "Wild Wild West" lmao. I also thought this was staged, until he started shouting at Chris Rock.

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave Год назад +324

    Really glad to see Brandon Fraiser getting love. Dudes had it hard and everyone loves a comeback story.

    • @GD-he2xj
      @GD-he2xj Год назад +20

      Right? I feel bad for him - especially when people misspell his first name.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Год назад +11

      ​@@GD-he2xj and his last lol it's Fraser

    • @GD-he2xj
      @GD-he2xj Год назад +3

      @@livewiiiiire Thank you, I didn't see that! I stopped at 'Brandon'

    • @rnenashev
      @rnenashev Год назад +3

      You mean Kim Kardashian?

    • @drixcel2741
      @drixcel2741 Год назад +2

      @@rnenashevKim… well…

  • @louisesteinberg1328
    @louisesteinberg1328 Год назад

    I love you (so to speak). I find you a quick , funny, just mean enough & I like your comparisons . Simply I like you. Thanks for all your your utube content. Thanks for eating super with us every night especially durning Covid 19. Thanks again

  • @mikeking1948
    @mikeking1948 3 месяца назад +5

    Spielberg might be the most dangerous man in that room. Lol

  • @NickellaElla
    @NickellaElla Год назад +79

    ✨Guillermo sitting next to Questlove, that’s a fine duo!✨

  • @claricehirata3303
    @claricehirata3303 Год назад +234

    Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job hosting the show! I have not watched the Academy Awards for years and really, really enjoyed it this year!

  • @TheHupernikao
    @TheHupernikao Год назад +2

    You are such a Skilled Speaker, and great Comedian. I enjoyed it very much. TY💪

  • @RahoulDaswani
    @RahoulDaswani Год назад +62

    Jimmy Kimmel is Incredible :) Please bring him back to host the Oscars next year :)

  • @TigerMa75
    @TigerMa75 Год назад +146

    Perfect host and monologue. Addressed everything that needed addressing including a little reprimand for the audience’s apathy last year. Well done Mr Kimmel👏

    • @brunoarekhandia2158
      @brunoarekhandia2158 Год назад +5

      Well, we didn't see Matt Damon on stage trying to slap him...I won't say it's exactly perfect.

    • @BakingBadOBX
      @BakingBadOBX Год назад

      that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

    • @BakingBadOBX
      @BakingBadOBX Год назад

      that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

    • @billfleming6211
      @billfleming6211 Год назад

      He was rude to the nice woman in front row

  • @miriamassefaw2541
    @miriamassefaw2541 Год назад +1909

    I have never seen so many people smile so hard, so long, ever😂

    • @MavicAir1
      @MavicAir1 Год назад +73

      I was literally laughing my face off ! Jimmy did a great job and didn't hold back.

    • @Ronnaferd
      @Ronnaferd Год назад +10

      Including me! 😆

    • @Shirtsaysshirt
      @Shirtsaysshirt Год назад +7

      Paid actors

    • @WolfenmarK
      @WolfenmarK Год назад +6

      @@Shirtsaysshirt Well... Yes. 😂

    • @jeffmoore4483
      @jeffmoore4483 Год назад

      You see all those people that GOT SUCKERED INTO VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN because he said He was going to forgive student loans 😂😂😂 then bail out banks took him three days .

  • @SimpleLosingWeight
    @SimpleLosingWeight Год назад +102

    Wow, Jimmy Kimmel really brought his A-game to the Oscars this year! His monologue had me laughing from beginning to end.

  • @Circaninesix
    @Circaninesix Год назад +7

    Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-man from the worst Spider-man movies. Even the best actors can't redeem a poorly written film. He deserves another shot. He was so damn great in No Way Home. Honestly the best part of the movie.

  • @skl5838
    @skl5838 Год назад +176

    Two actors from "Encino Man" won an Oscar in 2023, so happy for both of them, Michelle Yeoh & Jamie Lee Curtis👍👍👍👏👏👏😂😂😂

    • @knucksandboltz9908
      @knucksandboltz9908 Год назад +22

      ENCINO MAN, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred KE HUY QUAN. The MUMMY 3, TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred MICHELLE YEOH.

    • @markpomerhn76
      @markpomerhn76 Год назад +2

      ​@@knucksandboltz9908I didn't realize that! Wow!

  • @marcochen9117
    @marcochen9117 Год назад +517

    this was actually a really solid ceremony overall

    • @allergictostupidpeople7893
      @allergictostupidpeople7893 Год назад

      How old are you??
      I bet ratings were low most people don't watch award shows of any kind anymore all political the music performance is SATANIC it's all Red = SATAN

    • @keepingupwithculver545
      @keepingupwithculver545 Год назад +26

      Yup, definitely the least cringe Oscars in a looong time!

    • @heyimmagenta7310
      @heyimmagenta7310 Год назад +4

      idk, that slap set the bar high...

  • @ayen5909
    @ayen5909 Год назад +9

    That was an awesome monologue. Jimmy K hit just the right balance!

  • @EmilyCheetham
    @EmilyCheetham Год назад +11

    I watched in uk yesterday. Jimmy is the best. Made me laugh. Was my favourite opening in many years. Great job Jimmy.

  • @tobyflenderson6972
    @tobyflenderson6972 Год назад +675

    Not a Kimmel fan in the slightest, but this was a solid monologue, he had me cracking up more than a few times.

    • @andrewborody
      @andrewborody Год назад +13

      His writers did a fantastic job

    • @ewpaint
      @ewpaint Год назад +6

      @@andrewborody this.

    • @mjn55128
      @mjn55128 Год назад +11

      Yeah Kimmel repulses me to the utmost extreme, and just the mention of his name has me wretching in disgust. This monologue however, was pure gold and I was absolutely rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. I thought I was going to puke in delight. Yeah, this was the monologue.

    • @jerrywinker5308
      @jerrywinker5308 Год назад +1

      @@mjn55128 liberal

    • @maxzillajr3627
      @maxzillajr3627 Год назад +5

      @@jerrywinker5308 lmao seethe more chud

  • @thegoldencamelfromegypt6865
    @thegoldencamelfromegypt6865 Год назад +534

    That's how you redeem yourself! jokes and remarks that are almost crossing the line but just don't... Incredible job Jimmy Kimmel... And finally the oscars where worth watching again!

    • @Hank_Amarillo
      @Hank_Amarillo Год назад +9

      there is no redemption. hes an establishment hack

    • @blue-calla
      @blue-calla Год назад +35

      If you think Chris Rock’s GI Jane joke crossed the line, then your line is way too low.

    • @favourkaeem6065
      @favourkaeem6065 Год назад +5

      @@blue-calla likeeee learn to take a joke lol.

    • @blue-calla
      @blue-calla Год назад +2

      @@favourkaeem6065 ikr?! Lol

    • @googleuser4428
      @googleuser4428 Год назад +9

      Yes, because loosing an ENTIRE career over a weak GI Jane joke is sensible. If Spielberg decided Jimmy "crossed the line"...then what? Absolutely no justification for the idiotic and classless action that occurred last year

  • @mattlau
    @mattlau Год назад +6

    I love the shoutouts to the different actors and actresses. That was awesome

  • @sema6008
    @sema6008 Год назад +33

    Jimmy is perfect for this. He was extremely entertaining. I hope he is chosen for next year’s, too. 👍

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 5 месяцев назад +1

      He is !
      Hosting 96th Oscars for 4th time on March 10, 2024

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 4 месяца назад

      He's doing it again.... He's the perfect host

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Год назад +548

    Damn, I can't believe tonight was Jamie Lee Curtis's first Oscar

    • @shoutatthesky
      @shoutatthesky Год назад +22

      I can't believe she actually gets work!

    • @peacelife
      @peacelife Год назад +4

      I know right! It's crazy

    • @theTruthSeekerishere
      @theTruthSeekerishere Год назад +5

      ​@@shoutatthesky well when you're the daughter of actors...

    • @helene420
      @helene420 Год назад +12

      ​@@shoutatthesky why?

    • @MrMiike83
      @MrMiike83 Год назад +4

      I know, I could easily think of 5 others more deserving

  • @AK27inAZ
    @AK27inAZ Год назад +41

    Jimmy did a GREAT job! And for all the Pedro Pascal fans 12:15 you're welcome. 😁

  • @route66dreaming
    @route66dreaming Год назад +6

    Maybe it was just me but I really love the sense of camaraderie that Kimmel developed just calling out the names of those characters....(got chills with Mandalorian) as if they would form some kind of an Oscar superleague LOL....

  • @ArksCovenant
    @ArksCovenant Год назад +3

    Also, I like how Pedro Pascal quickly reacted to the camera. He's ready. LOL.

  • @jimmiemalone
    @jimmiemalone Год назад +450

    Brendan Fraser deserves more love from his peers.

    • @joaquimgoncalves9412
      @joaquimgoncalves9412 Год назад +47

      Well deserved oscar.

    • @leevancliffneridacampo7769
      @leevancliffneridacampo7769 Год назад

      He deserved what he got that night!?🥺😭

    • @jameswilliams-zr8co
      @jameswilliams-zr8co Год назад +2

      no, the whale is a horrible miserbale movie, and anti god crap

    • @rolly86
      @rolly86 Год назад +25

      ​@@jameswilliams-zr8co but god doesn't exist
      soooo where's the problem?🙄🤔

    • @TheDienhart
      @TheDienhart Год назад +4

      @@jameswilliams-zr8co well everyone else doesn’t think so Ahab.

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 Год назад +279

    Jimmy in his finest hour insists on having Guillermo by his side!❤👏

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +2

      TWO Guillermos! Kimmel's such a greedy boy. ;)

    • @itsbonkerjojo9028
      @itsbonkerjojo9028 Год назад

      ​@@gfox9295 wtf r u saying tho

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +1

      @@itsbonkerjojo9028 Did you watch the bit where at first the camera went to Guillermo del Toro in the crowd before Jimmy Kimmel said "no, the other one!" and it went to Jimmy's Guillermo?
      That's what I was referencing!

    • @itsbonkerjojo9028
      @itsbonkerjojo9028 Год назад

      @@gfox9295 i saw guilmro at first. So he isn't the real one also where is the real one . Oh my god i am getting messed up . I m gonna die soon . anyway fck me . Bye for now. It's about to hit 1 p clock . Bye gud night

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 Год назад +1

      @@itsbonkerjojo9028 hey now, they're both real Guillermos. ;) Take it easy, okay? Take care of yourself.

  • @stephenparsons6011
    @stephenparsons6011 Год назад +4

    Haven't watched this in thirty three years. And my happiness just keeps going.

  • @poojarysid
    @poojarysid Год назад +11

    Best monologue ever in Jimmy Kimmel..
    Oops !! the Oscars!! 👏

  • @brooks1002
    @brooks1002 Год назад +257

    This is the moment that was giving Will Smith sleepless nights over the past year. He knew he will be the butt of joke of whoever will host the award. Well done Jimmy. He freaking deserves it! 👍🏼

    • @belladonnaofsadness4764
      @belladonnaofsadness4764 Год назад +6

      Will smith didn’t do anything wrong tho

    • @charlesjay8818
      @charlesjay8818 Год назад

      @@belladonnaofsadness4764 A comedian making a joke and poor insecure will can't take it (funny because he initially had no problem, but after looking at Jada he then changed his mind and reacted) and gets up and slaps him in the MIDDLE of the oscars.... didn't do anything wrong?????? hahaha, it was mild joke at best. If your a celeb u really need to have a little thicker skin than will

    • @Black_Girl_Central
      @Black_Girl_Central Год назад +25

      @@belladonnaofsadness4764Really?…

    • @belladonnaofsadness4764
      @belladonnaofsadness4764 Год назад +1

      @@Black_Girl_Central YES. Chris deserved more than a slap for that insensitive joke. Argue with the wall if you disagree.

    • @blur8163
      @blur8163 Год назад +19

      @@belladonnaofsadness4764 You’re defending Will’s bald cheating husband for what tho

  • @DonVideoGuy007
    @DonVideoGuy007 Год назад +410

    Now that is what you call "An Oscar worthy entrance"... brilliant idea!

    • @nataliecillerova6640
      @nataliecillerova6640 Год назад +4

      Top Gun was also "Oscar worthy" film in my opinion and not just for Sound but more

    • @douglashenry6996
      @douglashenry6996 Год назад +1

      Jack Palance's push-ups were even greater, but it was well done.

  • @henrykoroma9120
    @henrykoroma9120 9 месяцев назад +7

    I just love the monologue, Jimmy is out of this world. Love him!!!

  • @evandantes7075
    @evandantes7075 Год назад +14

    That Guillermo joke was pristine 😂

  • @timsawyer9231
    @timsawyer9231 Год назад +68

    2:55 Brendan Fraser is such a sweet guy. Look how humbled and honored he is to hear his name called out. Dude was a big part of my childhood, love that guy.

  • @freebein
    @freebein Год назад +633

    "When I look around this room I can't help but remember, is ozempic right for me?" 💀💀💀🤣

    • @jenniferbaumgarden9293
      @jenniferbaumgarden9293 Год назад +9

      I didn't really get that one. Was it because people were wearing blue diabetes ribbons?

    • @celesteblack1803
      @celesteblack1803 Год назад +87

      @@jenniferbaumgarden9293 a lot of celebrities have been using ozempic to lose weight

    • @davidbwa
      @davidbwa Год назад +71

      I believe he was joking about the fact that many folks who do not have diabetes have been using it off label for weight loss. And from what I read that was mainly folks like movie stars.

    • @r7diego
      @r7diego Год назад +9

      @@celesteblack1803 ohhhhh thanks !

    • @LogicalVelocity
      @LogicalVelocity Год назад +13

      I've lost 100 lbs from ozempic in the last year. It's saved my life.

  • @brightendd
    @brightendd Год назад +3

    I love to see Oscar program for Jimmy Kimmel.. he is awesome.. humble.. humor.. kind.. Great Presenter...

  • @marryamshah8323
    @marryamshah8323 Год назад +14

    Finally a good monologue after so long! Also can't get over how everyone went absolute bananas over Andrew Garfield🙌

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 5 месяцев назад +1

      His 2017 monologue was excellent too… watch it again

  • @saitejach5996
    @saitejach5996 Год назад +406

    Jimmy really nailed it. Especially the way he talked about last year's incident.

    • @AhmadKhan-ez3zk
      @AhmadKhan-ez3zk Год назад +12

      you mean the writers you wrote the monologue nailed it

    • @vade137
      @vade137 Год назад

      By "it" do you mean the children at Epstien Island...his frequent vacation spot. nasty.

    • @fallingdown9948
      @fallingdown9948 Год назад

      FJK

    • @SerJoker5150
      @SerJoker5150 Год назад

      @@fallingdown9948 Trump hates you

    • @jiml4987
      @jiml4987 Год назад +1

      It was very brave of Jimmy making a joke about Keith's wife.

  • @johnengelmusic
    @johnengelmusic Год назад +81

    Brilliant opening! The best Oscar monologue and host ever! Congrats to Jimmy and his writers!

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 Год назад +22

    Jimmy kills it every time he does this show

  • @pia2021
    @pia2021 Год назад +4

    I think Jimmy Kimmel did very well! His jokes were in good enough taste, that only the hyper sensitive will be offended. He complimented a lot of people and movies. Over all I think it was the classiest Oscar hosting in a while. Positivity mixed with good nature jokes that were still funny. This proves you don't need to be obnoxious to be funny.

  • @kr6productions
    @kr6productions Год назад +145

    The Spiderman, Fabelman and Guillermo joke was hilarious 😂😂. Jimmy was really good with this monologue, wasn't expecting so many good jokes from him especially some risky jokes.

    • @BuckyBarnesATL
      @BuckyBarnesATL Год назад +3

      I really can’t wait to see Guillermo’s video at the Oscars.

  • @pashvang4113
    @pashvang4113 Год назад +19

    I love that Jimmy points a spotlight on Guillermo any chance he gets.

  • @ISEEKSPACE
    @ISEEKSPACE Год назад +16

    I liked these Oscars ALOT. It was really emotional, everyone looked ao damn beautiful. Everyone! The awards given were so well deserved. Awesome! We need all Oscars to be this awesome!
    My favorite part is when Jimmy's like you're gonna have to tangle with Spiderman, and they show Andrew Garfield's expression 😂😂😂

  • @adiagy9283
    @adiagy9283 Год назад +293

    I'm not a movie person. Never watched Oscars before. But I like Kimmel and he didn't disappoint. His hosting was top notch. Also, he was right when saying that everybody looked good.

    • @potatopanuntun1515
      @potatopanuntun1515 Год назад +10

      It's his 3rd time (I guess).. and yeah, Jimmy is improving a lot..

    • @Jack0fAllTrades
      @Jack0fAllTrades Год назад +5

      He did a great job.

    • @Leo-wz4nh
      @Leo-wz4nh Год назад +3

      Adiagy, how old are you, 15?

    • @adiagy9283
      @adiagy9283 Год назад +1

      @@Leo-wz4nh 😂 I only wish. Truth is I prefer written word that allows my brain to picture the story and characters to images that a movie is forcing on my brain.

    • @cameo403
      @cameo403 Год назад +6

      Kimmel is my favourite late night host, but I like Ricki Gervais better as host for awards. His savage jokes are on point.

  • @deem8849
    @deem8849 Год назад +131

    I just love how brendan fraser stops clapping when he is mentioned and on camera and starts again clapping for the next one. Such a great human being

    • @gracemunich1476
      @gracemunich1476 Год назад +2

      yes, humble

    • @Keysi_6
      @Keysi_6 Год назад +1

      I rhoguht kimmel would ssy austin butler next but he got forgotten

  • @AleksandreoPL
    @AleksandreoPL Год назад +3

    3:15 I love how you can hear Ke Huy Quan answearing Kimmel's question

  • @Tripod9648
    @Tripod9648 Год назад +3

    you know what, this is what Jim Carrey was saying when he said that Hollywood aren’t the cool kids any more. Jimmy Kimmel is making some honest jokes and the these people sound like Jimmy just insulted them 💀 It’s good to say that some people have the scene of humor to laugh at themselves but i’m honestly glad the slap was mentioned, the jokes were honest, and Jimmy kept pushing through, despite how the crowd was reacting to his jokes lmao

  • @Henrique-wy6cv
    @Henrique-wy6cv Год назад +739

    It actually would be funny to see people danced off stage lol

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 Год назад +36

      Especially to that Indian movie dance! Naatu Naatu RRR
      Which stands for Rise Roar Revolt
      Glad it won best song!

    • @nerdakash4920
      @nerdakash4920 Год назад +11

      ​@@Erin.56 accept my greetings from ur Indian friend.. ty for appreciating this song..

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 Год назад +11

      ​@@Erin.56 Kimmel triggered Indians calling it a bollywood movie

    • @playstationaccount4473
      @playstationaccount4473 Год назад

      ​@@dv9239 Tolly, Bolly....they're all crap.

    • @fuelarjun
      @fuelarjun Год назад

      @@dv9239 🤣

  • @Judith-rx8de
    @Judith-rx8de Год назад +193

    Best Oscars I've seen in years. Refreshing to see a new breed of younger altruistic film makers and writers. Well produced and Kimmel was consistently funny. Low key, no fluff really enjoyable.

    • @imalwaysright
      @imalwaysright Год назад +17

      Yes. No annoying gags and skits that waste time

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Год назад +11

      Only expecting him to throw shade at Matt Damon, wasn't dissapointed at all

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 Год назад

      Woke Jimmy sucks

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад

      @@newname9064 Thanks for being here to support him!

    • @silksonic3927
      @silksonic3927 Год назад +1

      Kimmel deserves a slap from our hero will smith for those terrible jokes

  • @theFILMaDDICT16
    @theFILMaDDICT16 4 месяца назад +2

    Next to Billy Crystal. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely become my favorite current Oscars host. Knows how to play the crowd and celebrate the movies nominated at the same time.

  • @LeFarrah
    @LeFarrah Год назад +2

    Omg Jimmy u always just make my day

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 Год назад +40

    You can tell Jimmy made sure he'd this one in the head! Man really brought out his A-Game! And all the winners well deserved,. Michelle Yeoh, Brendan Fraser, Quan, and even JLC!