70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2018
  • Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!
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  • @Spunky786
    @Spunky786 4 года назад +5029

    It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

    • @workingonmyself
      @workingonmyself 3 года назад +32

      Yup

    • @gershonrozenberg5321
      @gershonrozenberg5321 3 года назад +19

      @@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

    • @lancinekeita4823
      @lancinekeita4823 3 года назад +16

      @@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

    • @annapaytonparker9218
      @annapaytonparker9218 3 года назад +10

      It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

    • @Spunky786
      @Spunky786 3 года назад

      @@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a RUclipsr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal 3 года назад +1670

    this audience was DRY

    • @clintw4224
      @clintw4224 3 года назад +37

      They always are during award shows

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 года назад +29

      Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

    • @inroom108
      @inroom108 3 года назад +6

      I was cracking up, like come on audience!

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 2 года назад +2

      They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 2 года назад +1

      The jokes were

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 года назад +2171

    "Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 3 года назад +20

      Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

    • @needlesinmyeyes7272
      @needlesinmyeyes7272 2 года назад +1

      Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

    • @JTG313
      @JTG313 2 года назад +1

      @@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto Год назад

      then who typed this ?

  • @josephdoherty5403
    @josephdoherty5403 3 года назад +3417

    In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 3 года назад +299

      It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

    • @robertmoffit4898
      @robertmoffit4898 3 года назад +9

      Exactly

    • @healsyeah
      @healsyeah 3 года назад +54

      this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 года назад +17

      Weekend update with cuter outfits.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 2 года назад +27

      This was controversial? Wow...
      The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers....
      I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

  • @eden3116
    @eden3116 5 лет назад +4129

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

    • @ttamcc.4674
      @ttamcc.4674 4 года назад +6

      Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

    • @kevinwolf2725
      @kevinwolf2725 4 года назад +74

      @@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

    • @miguelluna8829
      @miguelluna8829 4 года назад +2

      Both suck balls

    • @JC-ch8lc
      @JC-ch8lc 3 года назад +78

      TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 3 года назад +1

      TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

  • @jasonolson8543
    @jasonolson8543 5 лет назад +807

    I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

    • @extraelephant3129
      @extraelephant3129 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @clifftonanderson4984
      @clifftonanderson4984 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar 2 года назад

      It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 2 года назад

      U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

    • @jasonolson8543
      @jasonolson8543 2 года назад +1

      @@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

  • @tenzero5274
    @tenzero5274 4 года назад +767

    it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 3 года назад +48

      "wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 2 года назад +3

      I would say it is bad. Badly written.
      The gentlemen have told better jokes than these.
      I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

  • @audreyhiller9445
    @audreyhiller9445 3 года назад +1371

    LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 3 года назад +38

      He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

    • @audreyhiller9445
      @audreyhiller9445 3 года назад +28

      @@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

    • @Alphabunsquad
      @Alphabunsquad 3 года назад +8

      Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 Год назад

      2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

  • @marielleaballe9228
    @marielleaballe9228 5 лет назад +1479

    That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

    • @kpencil859
      @kpencil859 3 года назад +24

      Makes you wonder right?
      Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 года назад +3

      and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 2 года назад +23

      @@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 2 года назад

      😂 couldn't agree more!!

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 2 года назад

      @No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

  • @abrahamrivera6298
    @abrahamrivera6298 5 лет назад +494

    At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

  • @edunbothered3328
    @edunbothered3328 3 года назад +376

    y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 5 лет назад +433

    “It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @avneet9614
    @avneet9614 3 года назад +830

    Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 3 года назад +33

      You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

    • @howdier0362
      @howdier0362 3 года назад +10

      @@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 года назад +27

      @@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

    • @freedom584
      @freedom584 3 года назад +1

      I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

    • @Jayzone702
      @Jayzone702 3 года назад +10

      People will get offended by literally anything

  • @wenozurc2433
    @wenozurc2433 4 года назад +502

    6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

    • @gwapakaayobabe
      @gwapakaayobabe 4 года назад +5

      I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare 3 года назад

      Could you explain what that meant?

    • @vovozacodmobile3659
      @vovozacodmobile3659 3 года назад +1

      @@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

    • @noahacha459
      @noahacha459 3 года назад +1

      Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 года назад +6

      @@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

  • @birdiespeaks8538
    @birdiespeaks8538 4 года назад +448

    You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Extreemebean
    @Extreemebean 4 года назад +214

    They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

    • @kiritokun2365
      @kiritokun2365 2 года назад +2

      oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

  • @jakeMontejo3272
    @jakeMontejo3272 4 года назад +201

    The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

  • @RapidObsessor
    @RapidObsessor 5 лет назад +2194

    shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

    • @sergeantshootnscoot2758
      @sergeantshootnscoot2758 3 года назад +13

      @Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

    • @sergeantshootnscoot2758
      @sergeantshootnscoot2758 3 года назад +3

      @Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

    • @jakewaddell2067
      @jakewaddell2067 3 года назад +33

      as a white person, i think they are funny af

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 3 года назад +8

      LOVE this comment!

    • @irishgirl1915
      @irishgirl1915 3 года назад +2

      Racist

  • @charlesnorman1671
    @charlesnorman1671 2 года назад +286

    I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 года назад +4

      Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

  • @clixbrigidxterx
    @clixbrigidxterx 5 лет назад +211

    Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 5 лет назад +875

    Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

    • @INB4Gaming
      @INB4Gaming 5 лет назад +22

      I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 лет назад +16

      Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 5 лет назад +1

      nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 5 лет назад +2

      OMGWTFLOL I
      They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 лет назад +6

      Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

  • @under3089
    @under3089 3 года назад +238

    Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

    • @tejasvatisingh4603
      @tejasvatisingh4603 3 года назад +2

      Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

  • @MarieDipiero
    @MarieDipiero 2 года назад +96

    Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @robertfarr9186
    @robertfarr9186 3 года назад +50

    Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

  • @slimandces3083
    @slimandces3083 5 лет назад +261

    It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

  • @domingoangelolopez1166
    @domingoangelolopez1166 3 года назад +117

    At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

    • @edrianbobbycalabio1
      @edrianbobbycalabio1 6 месяцев назад

      Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

  • @PabloEskobar_Official
    @PabloEskobar_Official 3 года назад +97

    Truly the golden boys of comedy

  • @user-ce5cd1kw1y
    @user-ce5cd1kw1y 3 года назад +65

    when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

  • @defiantj975
    @defiantj975 5 лет назад +728

    The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 5 лет назад +13

      You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

    • @janksamillion
      @janksamillion 5 лет назад +3

      Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

    • @whatson389
      @whatson389 5 лет назад

      Yeah, it was extremely boring.

    • @AnotherInternetBlip
      @AnotherInternetBlip 3 года назад +1

      Enough to comment on it, apparently.

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 5 лет назад +272

    monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

    • @Phantom-ts7pr
      @Phantom-ts7pr 5 лет назад +2

      Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

    • @chernobyldocumentaries5257
      @chernobyldocumentaries5257 5 лет назад +2

      Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

    • @monkeypimp614
      @monkeypimp614 5 лет назад +2

      I see you everywhere.

    • @dreaded_joe8263
      @dreaded_joe8263 5 лет назад

      But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

  • @abdulbasit9435
    @abdulbasit9435 4 года назад +190

    I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

  • @claire-st1yt
    @claire-st1yt 3 года назад +45

    this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

  • @christianhuezo
    @christianhuezo 5 лет назад +1413

    Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 5 лет назад +49

      Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 лет назад +22

      @@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

    • @LaFabrizia1983
      @LaFabrizia1983 5 лет назад +19

      This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

    • @Sonofdathomir1948
      @Sonofdathomir1948 5 лет назад +36

      Bri Brizia RUclips hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

  • @jebby16
    @jebby16 5 лет назад +289

    I missed the Emmy's last night...
    I'm totally ok with that. 😁

    • @arain764niara
      @arain764niara 5 лет назад

      Huh i thought it was last week

    • @jebby16
      @jebby16 5 лет назад

      arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

  • @marcellag.1981
    @marcellag.1981 3 года назад +50

    the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

  • @alsmyth5251
    @alsmyth5251 5 лет назад +140

    Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

  • @MagicalBacon
    @MagicalBacon 5 лет назад +369

    Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад +1

      It was awful

    • @zare7030
      @zare7030 5 лет назад +1

      here's a message to you Nin
      ruclips.net/video/ByC8sRdL-Ro/видео.html

    • @dreepy6906
      @dreepy6906 5 лет назад

      +Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On RUclips s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

    • @rachelflora1277
      @rachelflora1277 5 лет назад

      I feel like you're holding back.

    • @trstnbtch
      @trstnbtch 5 лет назад

      Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 5 лет назад +134

    who tf are these guys

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 5 лет назад +4

      SNL hosts

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад +13

      Unfunny men

    • @SugarBunsHuns
      @SugarBunsHuns 5 лет назад +2

      "Comedians"

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 лет назад +4

      hollywood puppets

    • @ImprovSpeech
      @ImprovSpeech 5 лет назад

      +Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

  • @berrydoodles
    @berrydoodles 3 года назад +32

    I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 3 года назад +48

    I would die for those two. This was so good.

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 лет назад +418

    This does not deserve to be on trending.

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 лет назад +7

      Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

    • @motorhead4870
      @motorhead4870 5 лет назад +10

      Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 лет назад +1

      Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “RUclips is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

    • @Venombot21
      @Venombot21 5 лет назад +6

      youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 лет назад

      Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

  • @Desbienvenido
    @Desbienvenido 3 года назад +48

    You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

  • @sumared
    @sumared 4 года назад +149

    Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

  • @nilogeronimo2338
    @nilogeronimo2338 4 года назад +52

    It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

  • @bangwi
    @bangwi 5 лет назад +15

    its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

  • @chedrickg
    @chedrickg 5 лет назад +285

    that was painful to watch.

    • @jmg9171
      @jmg9171 5 лет назад +7

      Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

    • @barbarapaton4005
      @barbarapaton4005 5 лет назад +1

      I agree!!!!

    • @CraftedKingdom
      @CraftedKingdom 5 лет назад +1

      REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

    • @leecrumpler77
      @leecrumpler77 5 лет назад

      REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 лет назад +33

    The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

  • @carlamaesalangsang7462
    @carlamaesalangsang7462 5 лет назад +52

    15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

  • @natanyageorge1461
    @natanyageorge1461 3 года назад +27

    Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 5 лет назад +510

    I'm so glad nobody watches the Emmys anymore :D

    • @alexclayman7578
      @alexclayman7578 5 лет назад +5

      i do

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 5 лет назад +21

      Alex Clayman well aren't you just special?

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 лет назад +1

      same even they admit it

    • @alexclayman7578
      @alexclayman7578 5 лет назад +7

      Not reallly since millions still watch it.

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexclayman7578 shows that weren't even nominated get more viewers in the 60 minutes than the Emmys did in 3 hours.

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 Год назад +9

    These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

  • @David-bc4hh
    @David-bc4hh 5 лет назад +496

    RUclips trending should be called RUclips "selects"

    • @don3465
      @don3465 5 лет назад

      No! It's the algorithm! Derp

    • @don3465
      @don3465 5 лет назад

      @Ultimate musical what?

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 лет назад +3

      David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

    • @RedTopProductions
      @RedTopProductions 5 лет назад +2

      RUclips 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

    • @acex222
      @acex222 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

  • @moonlapse_vertigo
    @moonlapse_vertigo 5 лет назад +39

    "Who haven't been caught yet"
    Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

  • @someonenew3547
    @someonenew3547 5 лет назад +105

    #Walkaway

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 5 лет назад +64

    I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

  • @kuyaw27
    @kuyaw27 4 года назад +59

    Very accurate about Filipino nurses 😂😆🤣

  • @maximumoccupancy
    @maximumoccupancy 5 лет назад +1113

    It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 5 лет назад +5

      True

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 лет назад +29

      John Laodicean
      No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 лет назад +14

      John Laodicean
      Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

    • @MyOldNameWasTaken
      @MyOldNameWasTaken 5 лет назад +10

      At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

    • @drunkdrywaller5441
      @drunkdrywaller5441 5 лет назад +15

      The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 5 лет назад +433

    That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.

    • @trueboss9265
      @trueboss9265 5 лет назад +11

      Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

    • @dam4070
      @dam4070 5 лет назад +36

      @@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

    • @Kyotosomo
      @Kyotosomo 5 лет назад +18

      MAH VAGINER

    • @shamsunder9597
      @shamsunder9597 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 5 лет назад +2

      Your comment was better that both of those.

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
    @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 2 года назад +12

    I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 2 года назад +78

    They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

  • @corywesley2670
    @corywesley2670 5 лет назад +255

    Why did the Emmys stop hiring comedians to do the monologues. Hopefully next year.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @faded2145
      @faded2145 5 лет назад +4

      Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage

    • @jamerhead5658
      @jamerhead5658 5 лет назад

      +Cory Wesley I'v𝗲 spent *7 days, 15 hours and 38 m𝒊nutеs* 𝞸n YᴏuTub𝐞 s𝒊nce 17.6.2018! Ch𝐞ck your st𝖺ts: qvym.viewr.stream

    • @dereklogan100
      @dereklogan100 5 лет назад

      I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.

    • @ariel8535
      @ariel8535 5 лет назад

      +Cory Wesley I'vе spеnt *4 d𝛂ys, 8 hOurs 𝛂nd 54 m𝔦nut𝗲s* on Y0uTub𝗲 s𝗶nc𝗲 15.5.2018! Ch𝗲ck yOur stаts: olpwmqt.viewr.stream

  • @Xtheearthchildx
    @Xtheearthchildx 5 лет назад +778

    Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

  • @melaton1n933
    @melaton1n933 4 года назад +116

    Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

  • @kaylablanton8519
    @kaylablanton8519 3 года назад +13

    I love these 2 together!

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 3 года назад +1

      Weekend Update on SNL is usually the best part of the show

    • @kaylablanton8519
      @kaylablanton8519 3 года назад

      @@JusNoBS420 Yes agreed! I don't always remember to watch the entire show live when it aires but I always watch Weekend Update on youtube.

    • @boredman23
      @boredman23 2 года назад

      Hey do you know the name of the actress in 2: 02?

  • @nyhuynh2368
    @nyhuynh2368 5 лет назад +18

    ....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

  • @mahnoors6246
    @mahnoors6246 5 лет назад +30

    They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

  • @freedom584
    @freedom584 3 года назад +10

    I love the opening-- subtle, sophisticated, funny!

  • @lorijohnson8425
    @lorijohnson8425 3 года назад +28

    That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

  • @andrewl.9736
    @andrewl.9736 5 лет назад +663

    Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад +1

      Terrible

    • @LowlightTonight
      @LowlightTonight 5 лет назад +24

      This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

    • @MatthewDzubak
      @MatthewDzubak 5 лет назад +6

      its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

    • @oliviamarie9882
      @oliviamarie9882 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 года назад +3

      Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

  • @MessiahGray
    @MessiahGray 5 лет назад +315

    I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

    • @gc4104
      @gc4104 5 лет назад +3

      Messiah Gray exactly

    • @loharconfehva1757
      @loharconfehva1757 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks man need more like u

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 5 лет назад +1

      Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe 5 лет назад +4

      Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on RUclips ?

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 5 лет назад

      +Messiah Gray I'vе spent *8 dаys, 13 hOurs аnd 48 m𝗶nut𝐞s* ᴏn YouTub𝗲 s𝔦nce 25.5.2018! Check yоur stats: erbvwnw.viewr.stream

  • @maithreyim3911
    @maithreyim3911 4 года назад +36

    Colin's looking really handsome

  • @Milk-hm3ug
    @Milk-hm3ug 5 лет назад +16

    I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

  • @giovanealves4320
    @giovanealves4320 5 лет назад +673

    ow, that was hard to watch

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 5 лет назад +319

    So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

    • @benblexbenblex
      @benblexbenblex 5 лет назад +2

      Boo hoo white person

    • @davidekakitie2646
      @davidekakitie2646 5 лет назад +1

      they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 5 лет назад +12

      Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

    • @americanultranationalist8581
      @americanultranationalist8581 5 лет назад +1

      benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

    • @74kross
      @74kross 5 лет назад +4

      david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 года назад +12

    Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

  • @RobeDuarte
    @RobeDuarte 3 года назад +20

    Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

  • @happy_ch3mical835
    @happy_ch3mical835 5 лет назад +357

    The only reason this is trending is because people want to see how bad it is

    • @BlackOpsPeppe
      @BlackOpsPeppe 5 лет назад +1

      +the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....

    • @wynnpalmer8585
      @wynnpalmer8585 5 лет назад +2

      Only reason I watched it

    • @nw932
      @nw932 5 лет назад +2

      NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 лет назад +1

      The Weird RUclipsr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 лет назад +2

      The Weird RUclipsr That's why.

  • @LongRon6969
    @LongRon6969 5 лет назад +907

    I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

    • @earumamaadu
      @earumamaadu 5 лет назад +1

      Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 5 лет назад

      +Freedom Child I'v𝐞 spеnt *7 d𝖺ys, 17 hours and 13 m𝒊nutes* on YouTub𝐞 s𝔦nc𝗲 12.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: fiknhg.viewr.stream

    • @shrelndi6924
      @shrelndi6924 5 лет назад

      💯💯💯 *WAN1T ME? LO5OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK4ED,снеск6 снann9el* ⚡️⚡️

    • @Mx.Pickle
      @Mx.Pickle 5 лет назад +6

      What even is this comment section?

    • @LongRon6969
      @LongRon6969 5 лет назад +1

      Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

  • @thekub32
    @thekub32 4 года назад +342

    11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @BeazleyStudios
    @BeazleyStudios 2 года назад +9

    These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 5 лет назад +56

    Wow. That was truly awkward.

    • @PresidentJamesDean
      @PresidentJamesDean 5 лет назад +1

      Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад

      It sucked

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 5 лет назад +1

      Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils 3 года назад

      @@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

  • @coolsdon
    @coolsdon 5 лет назад +40

    Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

  • @wadha2314
    @wadha2314 3 года назад +17

    15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

  • @philcollins4092
    @philcollins4092 5 лет назад +21

    The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country.
    Update: Nevermind

  • @berkayaydin1212
    @berkayaydin1212 5 лет назад +24

    4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

  • @joshuacalebbevington
    @joshuacalebbevington 5 лет назад +311

    How the hell is this funny?

    • @willsmithsknee2245
      @willsmithsknee2245 5 лет назад +8

      It's not.

    • @vanessahumphrey4022
      @vanessahumphrey4022 5 лет назад +1

      Idk

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 5 лет назад +2

      Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

    • @joshuacalebbevington
      @joshuacalebbevington 5 лет назад +1

      Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

    • @yes-qi8wd
      @yes-qi8wd 5 лет назад

      There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

  • @Abhi-cb7eh
    @Abhi-cb7eh 5 лет назад +7

    Academy done justice with these guys.

  • @mar2873
    @mar2873 3 года назад +11

    I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

    • @prachipandey2489
      @prachipandey2489 3 года назад +1

      Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

  • @VotelessOrc497
    @VotelessOrc497 5 лет назад +50

    Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 5 лет назад +4

      VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 5 лет назад

      VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.

    • @corrupt_insomniac
      @corrupt_insomniac 5 лет назад

      I’d die from alcohol poisoning

    • @lucabrazi3067
      @lucabrazi3067 5 лет назад

      VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 5 лет назад

      VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others

  • @rain8222
    @rain8222 5 лет назад +72

    You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

    • @sassygil6675
      @sassygil6675 5 лет назад +31

      No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

    • @milofuentes1234
      @milofuentes1234 5 лет назад +3

      They call Me RAIN white people are dope

    • @fetus_yoda
      @fetus_yoda 5 лет назад

      Poor baby

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 5 лет назад +2

      You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 5 лет назад

      You should lol.

  • @jayjordanx
    @jayjordanx 5 лет назад +23

    That was funny and everyone in the comment in they feelings

  • @nothingtoseehere7554
    @nothingtoseehere7554 3 года назад +2

    They totally killed it omg

  • @stevenkhosh4301
    @stevenkhosh4301 5 лет назад +61

    Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

  • @asokoron
    @asokoron 5 лет назад +6

    They did very well. A lot better than I expected. That was good boys!

  • @sr.supreme5808
    @sr.supreme5808 4 года назад

    Needed this

  • @kindalove207
    @kindalove207 5 лет назад +12

    "have you seen a hospital?"

  • @tandilevuyo
    @tandilevuyo 5 лет назад +157

    This is so cringey

    • @rhettbeltran6559
      @rhettbeltran6559 5 лет назад +6

      @@ft6510 Fuck off, shes just sharing her opinion.

    • @secretaccount5565
      @secretaccount5565 5 лет назад +6

      @@ft6510 chill dude

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 лет назад

      FT big mad

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 5 лет назад +1

      @@ft6510 low quality bait
      You are the weakest link

    • @IloveJesus-cf9sm
      @IloveJesus-cf9sm 5 лет назад +4

      Yes it is..sorry for the asshole below you its just a triggered crybaby lib, your beautiful and have the face of an angel..

  • @Karapar
    @Karapar 5 лет назад +52

    RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

    • @jonnymmac
      @jonnymmac 5 лет назад

      Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

  • @jacksonmathers8
    @jacksonmathers8 4 года назад +8

    The dislikes are crazy, these 2 together are always funny!

  • @isaiahshemaiahbrown
    @isaiahshemaiahbrown 3 года назад +2

    This was great