"STOP! YOU'LL RELEASE THE DEMIGOOODDD!! "You mean that big magical thing you used to conquer the world thousands of years ago, then I believe that introduction are in order. PLUCK IT!
The two best lines EVER in animation, I believe. "Any last words before I spark it?" and "Who says smoking people is bad for you?" Genius, and oh so not politically correct.
emperor zombie: Now what do you have to say? aggie: You've done it. grenaldine: Yay. emperor zombie: I'm so excited I just made water in my pantaloons!
As cool as this show would have been, it IS kind of important not to think about it too hard. Screw: "You let America down..." (In my head): This is the civil war era, the U.S. has only been a COUNTRY for 90 years, and Patience was turned into a vampire at the orders of Emperor Zombie 187 years ago, meaning he was actually last ALIVE at bare minimum 97 years before the U.S. officially existed (i.e. 1681 or earlier)... ...sometimes being autistic sucks...=3
Aww, it was going so well until they had Abe Lincoln in the Oval Office. That wasn't created until more than 40 years after his death. Abe's office was the current Lincoln Bedroom on the second floor of the Residence.
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Ancient creepy things:"Foolish mortals"
Emperor Zombie:Do i look mortal to you?
damn,best quote eva
"STOP! YOU'LL RELEASE THE DEMIGOOODDD!!
"You mean that big magical thing you used to conquer the world thousands of years ago, then I believe that introduction are in order. PLUCK IT!
Mike Mignola is the MAN!!! Truly an amazing piece of work.
"Groin's looking out for your behind, Head. You can't keep him at arm's length!"
The two best lines EVER in animation, I believe.
"Any last words before I spark it?" and "Who says smoking people is bad for you?" Genius, and oh so not politically correct.
emperor zombie: Now what do you have to say?
aggie: You've done it.
grenaldine: Yay.
emperor zombie: I'm so excited I just made water in my pantaloons!
As cool as this show would have been, it IS kind of important not to think about it too hard.
Screw: "You let America down..."
(In my head): This is the civil war era, the U.S. has only been a COUNTRY for 90 years, and Patience was turned into a vampire at the orders of Emperor Zombie 187 years ago, meaning he was actually last ALIVE at bare minimum 97 years before the U.S. officially existed (i.e. 1681 or earlier)...
...sometimes being autistic sucks...=3
Pardon me if I say "Puppycock".
Then say it!
Puppycock.
4:33 "My arm is getting tired." haha, quite random
These weird sons of bitches are just so damn polite to each other!😄
It's an American animation what you expect
You let ME down! You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, and told me not to put it in my mouth. Then you got mad at me when I did!
If by "candy" you mean ancient forbidden evil, then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth.
"Your poor, sad, insignificant brains cannot conceive of the horror that is coming now...
...Right now....
RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT!"
"PARDON ME IF I SAY POPPYCOCK!"
FREE AT LAST FROM MY VEGI-TABLE PRISON!
That line needs to be said more often.
I want the hell boy cartoon to look like this.
I found a turnip in my fridge after seeing this the first time and I totally started quoting Emperor Zombie...Wow, I'm a geek :)
"perhaps you might express an apology"...lol "oh nooohoo he didnt" ...
clasic
The feeling is mutual.
"I just made water in my pantaloons" LOLOLOL
It's a good thing that no one ever used a "getting ahead of yourself" type of joke. That would be too obvious, wouldn't it?
I'm sure they could've explained how Screw ended up serving the American government IF THEY GREENLIT THE SHOW!!!
The cage wasn't big enough for her to get through until she changed back to full size and stretched the bars
I FUCKING LOVE SCREW ON HEAD!
thanks for the uploads
Foolish mortal *gun shots* do i look mortal to you
if patience could transform into a bat all the time why didnt she do it before when her un-life was being threatened?
THE HORROR!!!
Yay Cthulhu!
my arm is getting tired
It's a turnip. With a small parallel universe inside.
THAT is why I don't eat turnips.
-shoots- Do I LOOK mortal to you?!
You know, Abe had a squeaky high pitched voice.
FREE AT LAST FROM MY VEGETABLE PRISOOONN! *roars*
I wonder if the original comic was just as witty.
I have tween boys that im always looking on Netflix dvd for is this suitable or not?? they r 10-12
JC Shipman
hahahahaha
Abraham Lincoln ftw
Why you gotta make me sad all over again Anon? Why?
=(
Pardon me if I say Poppycock.
Then say it.
Poppycock!
By America I mean the World
So uh... Why did this get turned down?
@angelofmusik22 You can't keep him at arm's length.
@TheNexus18
*instent horror, just add demigod!*
lol at 4:09
"Pardon me if i say poppy cock"
"then say it"
"poppycock"
"you let America down "
Is that dog...full of sand?
do i look mortal to you?
poppycock
*plug
Aww, it was going so well until they had Abe Lincoln in the Oval Office. That wasn't created until more than 40 years after his death. Abe's office was the current Lincoln Bedroom on the second floor of the Residence.
The feeling is mutual.
The feeling is mutual.
The feeling is mutual.