A Friendly Orc's Daily Life
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Elf: *is lewd*
Orc: ma’am this is a Christian household
AND they only play on christian minecraft servers in that house
Hi. Just want you to know, I'm the 70th like.
This is a wholesome, Christian comment section, dammit.
It's darkness from konosuba but elf version
Me who plays Skyrim and added mods banning High elves: WASSUP NUGGETS
@Strike The Valstrax Me: *Points to Giants* Ima go bug it
The scariest piece in this whole manga is that, the orc says "French toast for breakfast" which implies that *France exists*
Some French dude got isekaied and brought some Food.
You can never silence the viva la revelucion, doesn’t matter if it’s another world
Even in Fantasy we can't escape from this hell called France existing
NO JESUS PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
“A great evil is coming, THE DAMN FRENCH”
What's interesting is he's not outright rejecting the notion or idea of sex, nor is he saying she's unattractive or annoying, he just doesn't like how vulgar she speaks and how pushy she is with a stranger, he sees it as dangerous and inappropriate behavior.
This orc knows the concept of consent.
"Maam, You are pretty. But we just met, and you're making me deeply uncomfortable." -This Orc, probably
I want more of this. Where the elf learns to calm her shit down and the orc warms up to her. Heck even if they don't end up banging it'd be a cute friendship.
@@michaelfingers7726 They had a kid, so it's pretty neat.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 sauce ?
Surprisingly, Orcs are insanely religious, so if one ever found the Bible, this is exactly what would happen.
orc jesus turns a couple of loaves of maggoty bread into enough maggoty bread for three stinkin'days!
@@TheSexiestGoblin No. He used his magic to turn it to meat.
oh uhm but on this book it says "bibble"
@@hyliandragon5918 shame you're not cool enough to get that reference
@@TheSexiestGoblin But you want to put meat back on the menu, and you do it with magic.
Elf: *says anything*
Orc: it would’ve cost you nothing to not say that
Is that josefumi?
Cringe yes sir
@@Noelle_XO you mean josuke's 2 other testicles?
The real life version
Elf:Wanna see me do it again?
This man has the greatest willpower of any ecchi protagonist. Poor dude was just helping out and she goes all orc stereotype on him.
Mm what a kind soul, still helps someone even after she insults both him and his entire race. Truly a paragon.
@@tadhgogorman3459 I never thought of that. Damn he is tolerant.
Straight up racist elf XD
Stop racism. Chocolate lifes and opinions matter. Kiwi chocolate falls here too
Hornyness can make people think weirdly...
Orc legit got impressed by her being able to heat the water herself, like "fuck that could save me so much gold"
*teeth
Ah yes *orc bills*
Orc paying gold for heating? Man's getting ripped off. I only pay up to 70 silver.
Like bruh imagine for cooking to
Saves so much time
@@abbyalphonse499 teef*
The Virgin Elf
- Lewd AF
- probably a succubus' reincarnation after getting slayed by a demon hunter
- Has no concept of boundaries and consent
Vs
The Chad Orc
- A gentleman
- A fellow introvert who doesn't have friends
- Has great principles and knows the concept of Boundaries
*consent
*boundaries
@@PKSuperStar256 there, fixed it.
@@justabrokezombie6252, it's fine. I was only joking around.
@@PKSuperStar256 eh, I find my spelling mistakes dumb too. Considering English is the language I excel at. So thanks for pointing them out.
@@justabrokezombie6252, I see and you're welcome.
“The Thott has no power over the simple hard working man”
orc*
*said with russian accent*
The elven thot has no power over the simple hard-working orc.
feud vult
Agreed, da green boiz is da best
Girl: FUcKInG RaPE mE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orc guy: "stop it, get some help".
Xerxes it not rape if she agreed to it
@@imsoasian.1717 It is if he doesn't, but good luck proving that in court.
#orctoo
Top 10 Anime Counterattacks
You just cannot actually rape the willing. And that crazy ass Nymphomaniac elf girl was way,WAY more than just willing to have orc dude pound her into oblivion.... She was actually just absolutely BEGGING him for it! What the HELL was wrong with that friggin' woman?!!!
BRING HER TO THE RANCH
I'd like to go fishing with the orc, he seems fun to talk with.
Always fun to fish, especially cracking a cold one with the boys
@@fbitm8089 a man of culture as well I see
Going hunting with him would be cool as well
Doing any normal activity with him would probably be really chill as long as you respect him. Tbf that goes for anyone, but especially for the guy who can turn you into a headstone at a moments notice.
"SOILENCE GIT, OIZ DON'T WANTS TA BE 'ORNY! OIZ JUZT WANNA BE ORKY!"
-Ork right before killing a Drukhari
Also ork: *LAUGHS IN FUNGUS BOI*
Ah, a fellow coloniser, like?
I just read that in demoman's voice
The elf is the real villain here, the Orc deserves better than this
I SECOND THAT NOTION!!!!
@Jason Lee
Orc: ...I have no friends
Elf: It's ok we can fuck
Christopher Moon yeah lol
Yep.
Could we give those forest thots a genocide run?
Elf: *Is Lewd*
Orc: Viginity is cool.
Stay pure
( - rank unlocked! - ) * T H O T S L A Y E R*
Bro code
REMAIN PURE
Virginity field
*ACTIVATE*
wait, the comment about her taking the pills and bringing rubbers implys that in this world, elves and orcs can cross breed. *I N T E R E S T I N G*
u h o h
Someone drawthis
Actually this com8c goes on and these teo do actually have a daughter.
She is dating a dragon prince now.
@@korickarmstrong3468 thats gonna be one crazy cross breed person. ive seen dnd homebrew characters like this
@@korickarmstrong3468 rip orc man got dumped
Orc:
"I AIN'T GOT NO FRIENDS."
Me:
"Same Bruh"
Damn... an Orc making french toast? Wouldn't mind befriending this one.
@Jason Lee French toast is amazing dood
@Jason Lee yes, especially with powdered sugar
How to make French toast:
.1 whole egg, beat it light
.1cup a milk or heavy cream
.1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon and Nutmeg
.1 tablespoons of suger
Mixed them up as a wet batter
.2 slice of white or wheat bread
Dip them in the wet batter and then cook them 2min on both side of the bread. After they cook put some suger powder on with some maple syrup.😗 enjoy.
Funny enough I actually had an Orc in one of my D&D games who was the ship's cook he never rolled lower than a 14 so his food was killer lol
@@fearthepiggaming2998 nice
elf: lewd pls
orc: ma'am this is a mcdonalds drive-thru
This is the most realistic sh!t ive seen all day.
I feel this energy
h
f
This shit so *_real_*
Elf: "Take me! Ravage me! Destroy me with your big strong manly body and plunder me whole!"
Orc: "Ma'am, this a Wendy's."
Elf: *Is extremely lewd*
Orc: Stay Pure, Virginity Rocks!
So, between the Friendly Orc and the Lewd Elf, Who's the real enemy.
Hentai artists
Devin Siner the tension
The elf. Definitely the elf. Or the mage. Either one really.
The creator
1 like so fast WOW thank you whoever did that
I’d love a universe where all the monstrous creatures that get sexualized in doujin are actually just wholesome dudes and it’s just the dirty minds of humans and elf’s that cause them to get this weird stereotype of being lust filled savages.
So you love this universe
Or better, one where theres a story about monster and elf races hating each other and saying propaganda about how the other side is bad, and then it turns out theyre both sides are actually really chill.
thanks for the suggestion
Maybe she was isekied into this universe and when she was human she was really into doujin.
@@Based-Anti-Theist wait isn't this just normal racism
I'll have to admit, the elf girl is pretty cute. The orc is such a gentleman and it's funny how it makes her crazier and crazier about him. This would actually be a pretty funny isekai anime. "The time a paladin got reincarnated as an orc in a world of horny elves."
I love how this Orc has a conscience of a Paladin! (Maybe he was raised by one? Maybe that's why he lives alone.) And like his voice. Reminds me of Ron Perelman as Hellboy.
Elf: *_”rApE mE dADdY-“_*
Orc: “Ma’am, you are in a fast-food...”
The ALL-ROUND RUclipsR and I am not attracted to you so bye
Uummm bro
sir we sell poop here
Maam this is a Wendy's
We serve food here sir
Good guy orc doesn't deserve this shit
I know right
I literally want to remove my like only so that I can put it back because of how right you are xDD
Neither did Chihiro
Poor orc dude just trying to live his life
It be funny if they were half orc and she was actually being racist.
This orc is the most decent, wholesome orc I've seen. He maintains his integrity in the face of temptation.
Me, watching this elf lady's antics: "Jesus." *sigh* "Lady, stop sexually harassing the poor man!"
Orc: I ain’t got no friends
Me: damn relatable
I know his pain
@@WingZX1103 we are either gamers or weebs........or both so we ALL know his pain............
Yea
Mood
Yes
Elf: "I AM SO THIRSTY."
Orc: "You have water magic, don't you?"
She can use ice magic and flame magic in order to melt the ice as a result making WATERRRRRR
When the Elf Wizard behaves like a Bard towards the Orc Barbarian of the party.
doopdoop dopdop I sense dnd
liang li
I sense a being of culture.
Red vs Blue? I love that show!
Elf: “Oh, mister orc, I bet your **** feels great violatin-“
Orc: “Girl, you need Jesus.”
elf: please stuff me!!
orc: "ma'am I sell propane and propane accessories
A friendly Orcs *_DAILY_* life...
Let that sink in
Dumb stereotypes amirite
That will be tiring
*Let's the sink in*
Me: what dose it want now ?
Poor green boi, fellow green boiz dan’t derserv dis kida tratment by dem eldar
Zoggin' 'umies needz a good krumpin'
I, Speedwagon, shall allow none to harm this gentlemen.
I, _insert an original name_ , approve your words there. Protect the pure, slay the thots.
*_REJOICE_*
Even Speedwagon is having none of this bs
I, koichi, shall KILL DAAA HOOO, BEEETTCCH.
Bruh
Me:
*SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!!!!!*
Alternative Title: Asexual Orc just just wants to be left alone
That orc has the potential to become a Harem MC
What a lucky bastard indeed
I would love to see simetjing like this! The MC being another races than human
Good Orc: i fear no man
Good Orc: *sees lewd elf* but that thing....it scares me
Other Orc: Oi waagh is dose knifed eared bastards doin to ya. Wot in Gorks name is wrong wif dis eldar. Don thay know we green boiz are just plants
@@exterminatusbutton8723 I was wondering if I'd see a 40k comment
@@exterminatusbutton8723 Oh this is just a beautiful reply.
he fean no man, he fear one woman
For some reason it fits perfectly
“I ain’t got no friends.”
*same, buddy, same.*
Mood.
This is the moodest thing ever
Us
Bro- that was sad as shit to hear from him honestly
Why wuud you need frendz when youz gots a good ol shotta to help get youz some humie teef
1:39 "I ain't got no friends"
I felt that on enormous level
So basically he is kind to a stranger and she in return spends all day and night sexually harassing him.
The best thing about this is in orc years that elf is older than his grand dad.
Eyyy no kwink shwaming. OwO
So the elf is a shotacon?
@@TeenyTinyGolem985 the elf would be a loli, because she's a girl
@@thatonekid6677 a loli is a young girl, a shota is a young guy.
I called the elf a shotacon because the elf is so much older than the ork.
I have found another made in abyss fan
I think Hentai may have given her a false look on orcs.
Carmine Brothers ...sure....false....rip dr.######
@@O5-15. this comment is so *[REDACTED]*
pretty racist if you ask me, the orc just wants to live his life
@@dracogatom7873 who me?
@@O5-15. you the elf?
Alternate title: Thirsty Elf vs. Orc just trying to make an honest living.
The person who voiced this and added all the little jokes is amazing. My favorite is her quietly singing the Mission Impossible theme while crawling under his covers.
Elf: rApE me!
Orc: Ma'am this is a Wal-Mart.
What the hell kind of Wal-mart have you been to?
+@@juzoinui899 One that isn' t cursed like most Walmarts are.
Genuine Weeb *most*
@@juzoinui899 trust me when I say you don't want to know
@@juzoinui899 the infinite walmart
Guy: i am the strongest man i can lift 100 tons
This orc: i can resist hot elf milf
Guy: *teach me the ways master*
@@bell9822 Big brains
Train me please
@@bell9822 i guess its a case of how old she is
Etherix teach us oh great and powerful orc
@@Memelord-md5hs well elves live to be 700 so shes kinda a gggilf
There's a manga with this plot, but the Orc eventually gives in.
I know which one your talking about and you a real one 🤙🏿
Name?
@@joshuawalker7038 Hentai Elf to Majime Orc
Sorry for the wait. I haven't been on RUclips lately.
"I don't have friends"
Me:Get this orc some friends his so nice yet he has no friends
God: agreed
This orc reminds me of SCP-2662 in that they both are just genuinely like: "Dude can you stop that?"
Ah I see I have found another [redacted]
Explain, please.
@@thestranger954 SCP-2662 is what appears to be a teenager cthulhu who plays videogames and randomly generates cultists against its will. They usually then show up at his containment cell covering everything in symbols drawn with their blood and sexual fluids and start chanting while he's just really not having any of it. Sort of like how this orc really isn't up for any of this elf's bs
When Cthulu looks at this son and tells him to devour half the world OMG "dad " it's not a phase "dad" you can't tell me what to do "dad" just let me live my life "dad"
ɢʀɪᴍꜱʏ ʙᴏɪ they would both get along pretty well since they have crazy people chasing them
thot elf: seduce me
orc: no
thot elf: SEDUCE ME
orc: i'd get a death curse then u saying that
TF2 be like
BUTTSECS
@@tdthedevilsrighthand712 BU BU BU BUTTSEKS
@@kermitwithagunonhishead6445 BUTTSEX
Gentlemen
Orc:*is able to fend off the temptations*
Me: Fuckin' B A S E D
It’s hard to type while my right hand is doing something
It’s holding the bible
“Although me being a virgin and all”
*press x to doubt*
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PK X
I haven't genuinely laughed at a comment in so long until this one
This man has what’s known as *ANTI-SIMP ENERGY*. it allows the user to deflect any thot nomatter how strong
Not that you would know that dio
DIO!
Is vanilla ice your simp?
@@thatbluegamet no enrico pucci is
@@starbeast1.090 oh but is he a close second
Me reading a Bible and watching this right now: *Prays the orc for long live and for the gods to protect him* Be good, be clean, be like this orc.
I love how this flips several tropes on their ear.
*Video in a nutshell*
Good Orc guy: "Oh hey are you ok-"
Elf girl: "s*x?"
Good Orc guy: *end me*
@Jason Lee Not necessarily. He did let her spend the night at his house, so if it was a "fuck off" vibe then he most likely would have sent her off, but what the hell do I know?
In a nutshell
Orc: Any chill MC
Elf Girl: Darkness
@@thefutji7757 "Hai, Kazuma des"
Easy to be chill when all the women around you are bad romantic interests. Whether that's a chuuni mage, alcoholic goddess or _incredibly_ masochistic crusader.
Or in the case of our Orc friend here, a perverted and frankly ignorant elf chick.
This a manga series spinoff or somthing if so whats the name
Niku Moto Sama, if this was a wh40k video then she (the Elf girl) would be more horny then a Hare at spring time.
This is where Jonathan Joestar got Isekai'd to after dying on the cruise.
Thats a noie isekai where nice view of the forest can be seen
The TRUE GENTLEMAN
jotaro would be “you’re an annoying bitch” for sure
stop bringing jojo into this
@@HavingCrumpets jojo is inevitable
"orcs are now friends with elves?... yeah that's a thing you should expect from those little forest princess"
Balin, son of fundin. - 2102
If they had a child to take care of together the child would be the most mixed signaling child ever
He just wouldn't let her have contact with the child
This was a weird episode of Konosuba.
Who turned Darkness into a elf
Jason Lee which hentai artist are we talking about here
Jason Lee No which specific one
@@hxtch0colate405 Lee Johnson
@@jovsgaming and who turned Kazuma into an Orc?!
The simplicity of "I wholeheartedly refuse" was absolutely hilarious
2:02
The girl isn’t mettaton, mettaton is just stalking outside the window and happened to see elf girl undressing
2:38 Much respect for this Orc’s restraint. I would have retrieved my bat by now.
Me:Oh a cute elf
Elf: *starts talking*
Me:... Darkness what are you doing here?!
I think you mean...
"Hello darkness my old friend"
I think he meant darkness from konosuba?
FIEND!*
@@LazyNeko-Kun No sh!t Sherlock
No shit indeed
The fact the title is the *daily* life in a friendly orcs life genuily makes me worry for him
although it explains why he seems to be just done with this shit and pretty calm and collected when responding to the elf. after awhile I'm sure he's gotten used to it.
Day in. Day out. Everyday.
This orc gets more bitches than every Chad in the universe
He got used to it.
can confirm
He kinda reminds me of Piccolo. Mainly his voice and how he dislikes the way she acts and her nonsense.
I like how "It started getting dark, so he decided he'd just head home" could refer to either the time of day or the Elf's monologue about her fantasies
I though after he said “a girl shouldn’t be saying that”
She would say “I’m actually a guy-“
Same
I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse.
@@mycure0498 both
@@walkingmarshmallow6895 both? Both. Both is good.
@@mycure0498 worse
JEEZ BUY HIM SOME DINNER AT LEAST ,HAVE SOME MANNERS
HAHAHAHAHA
I heard this in deku's because of your profile pic
Good Gog, that picture with your comment has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all day!
In her head *SHE IS THE DINNER*
'I whole heartedly Refuse' GAMERRR
i love the orc's voice, and i'd love to be his friend too
"That was my first time seeing one"
HE IS GIVING YOU HIS HOSPITALITY THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS GIVE HIM PERSONAL SPACE
@Jack Hubbard of course she likes, she is an elf, she would mate with a rock in the ground for god's sake
@@dinamosflams dirty elves am i right
NO SHUT UP THERE'S NO TIME-
(Edit) P.S - this is where i got the running joke from: ruclips.net/video/QdxZM8drVm0/видео.html
@Jose Guadalupe Galván Vázquez he sure is an good orc, even better if he is friend of the father from the Bread Boys
"....I ain't got no friends."
That one hit close to home.
o0Cheator0o meeee
Nice walfas avatar
Orc: I got no friends
Chads: *we got you homie*
I have found a brother in an orc for once. He's a little too light hearted by my standards. I probably woulda bonked her to shut her up about that garbage.
I do many evil things but I do not indulge such base evil.
Jesus, he really is too kind.
This orc is just every Player character orc in D&D.
Orc player being harassed by "that guy" playing elf
@@justinweeb8145 naw, just the bard
I want to see this played in a game, really.
@@justinweeb8145 ohh... "THAT guy"... We are talking about those who play as always horny elf wizards/sorcerers or bards are we? Sorry for the stupid question if I messed up somewhere.
I'm not a polite orc boi. When I say no, you comply. Or i have a battleaxe fully capable of dispatching THOTS.
This gets way creepier when you realise the elf is likely several times older than the ork
It just means she is more legal.
@@xenrusxenomorph2268 Which means the orc might be illegal!
So does that make it both shotacon and lolicon? Shotacon because the elf girl is way older than the orc and compared to her the orc is a mere young boy in years, lolicon because of a fully grown adult orc trying to refuse a lewd obsessed elf girl that might be considered immature in terms of elf years both mentally and physically because elves age slower than most races.
@@navilluscire2567 I think loli is more of a body type thing, so I'm not too sure.
I dont know why but i must run
Anyone: 'Wants to socially interact'
Me: 2:36
Nobody:
The Orc:Virginity is cool remain pure
Plot twist: This orc has been in every last Orc/Elf Hentai and is living a life as a hermit to get away from it all.
Plot twist: he's not a degenerate and is not into zoophilia with elves
He gets so much he just doesn't care anymore XD
Orc: every time I try to get out. They just. Keep pulling me back in.
Plot twist: Turns out the orc is actually me but isekaied
I didn't know darkness became an elf.
Auqa is the loudest bird in the world
She got reincarnated as an elf.....
Ayyyy
^ these two comments right here 😂
This comment right here, officer. It makes me fear for my life.
3:18
Ima be real here, judging by the size difference of these two, it’s probably thicker than her leg, she gonna die if she tries anything with that orc 😅
Darkness: finaly a worthy opponent
*Our battle will be legendary!*
I didnt know Darkness had an elven cousin
You surely meant to say “Lalatina”
I dont think lalatina is a slut though
@@herud3781 Only because you are correct doesn't mean you are right
Theres the comment i was looking for.
@@Rob-nk2fd alright, what is the "wrong"?
Elf: I WANT YOU TO *BEEP* MY *BEEP* IN MY *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* AND *BEEP*
ork: please put your clothes back on
ork
not an FBI agent yes it is in decent
What the hell happened after i died?
That elf is too lewd that orcs don't want to capture her
The elf knows magic but the orc is the true wizard.
Modern Elves - Lewd Sexual Deviants who watch too much Hentai
Modern Orcs - Wholesome People who just wanna help
Oh how the turns have tabled
Orc: wait if the elves are constantly horny and my race isn’t, doesn’t that mean... *I need to call the cops before the roles swap completely.*
also Modern Orcs: *WAAAGH!
*
His devotion for shrek is admirable...
It's all ogre now
@ParisllSans so it's all orcre now
@ParisllSans its from shrek :)
Well i think , i didnt whatch shrek for a wile
@ParisllSans it's like, basically the same thing. They're both green, large, muscular and angry
@ParisllSans no, giants are the ones that grind your bones to make their bread. Ogres, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
One of the best comics i have ever stumbled upon. Subscribed
That orc is such a mood on so many levels that I have to give you a Like and favourite, thanks
my regards to the prior creators as well
*This is what happens*
When an Orc becomes an Anime Protagonist
*Dense Protagonists:* Just as all things should be
Nah, he's not dense. He just doesn't want to bang the clearly insane elf chick. Overly needy women are a turn-off.
Not dense. Just done with her shit.
Its only dense if you have no standards at all
Duchi now i want an orc as an anime protagonist
There's actually a manga like this called, 'A Crazy Elf and a Serious Orc'.
At first I was like, “Hey, don’t kink shame her.” But after a minute or so it became apparent she’s actually psychologically disturbed in some manner.
I know this is late but I whole heartedly agree
Yeah I wonder what happened
@@commandercat10 i don't know and i have feeling i don't want to know
Apparently the whole culture of elfs is pretty much like this on this world
@@dinamosflams Relations between the elf and orc nations must be interesting.
okay I'm gonna have to ask you to stop being such a good dubbing channel, it's too good
i'd love to see a whole series like this! Such a cool idea.
Damn son, that elf be THIRSTY
This isn't your average everyday thirsty ,this is advanced thirsty
Water homie here to help I got my gallon jug here for advanced thirst
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou boi this is beyond thirst
This is a Konosuba fanfic starring darkness
Truth
The orc is an intellectual.
Boi
"I wholeheartedly refuse" that SENT me
my man keepin his faith to the lord
absolute lad