Desperate Desert Kingdoms Fight Over An Oasis! - WorldBox
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Rebellions are ON for only the first 200 years as these desperate kingdoms squabble and fight over really bad land, trying to take hold of the Oasis in the middle.
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Idea: trap four people in a small replica of the world, and their actions determine what happens to their kingdom.
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Very nice
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Good idea! but how would this work?
The comedic timing of the tomb immediately veing mined was comedy gold
No, it was comedy stone!
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"All your favorite fish, mackerel, Swedish fish, goldfish."
Truly the sustenance of empires.
Interesting how Mad Wisdom was the most powerful kingdom once, and their successor ended up conquering the world. Pretty realistic I might say.
Mad wisdom is my favourite tbh but sadly they are fallen to shame for them
The king live in their blood
@@nuraiman746 same
Spoilers
It's militaristic culture
Cactus do provide wood, but they can't get food from sand desert (unless it's Beach then they can get coconuts), They can become self sufficient if they can build a farm or a fishing dock.
Nice facts
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Desert berries from arcane desert
@@tboneboi yeah, the arcane desert is actually one of the better places to be because of an early supply of food and plenty of stone and ore, including Adamantine.
The sand desert and arcane desert actually play quite differently.
Mad wisdom on a speedrun to unite the land before the rebellions disappear, some chads they were.
Add events to spice things up such as, rewards and random events. Using the Oasis video as example, the first nation to get a dock on the Oasis gets an award. First nation to control the entire Oasis gaines a bigger award. For random events, you could do a wheel with random events such as, "Fishing Barons Seize Power", all Oasis towns declare independence, "Drought", the lake dries up temporarily, "Sand Storms" a tornado spawns in every connor of the map.
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4:20 Fun fact: Saguaro cactus actually does have woody portions of it’s trunk. Not the whole thing, but enough to be usable as a building material. Saguaros are MASSIVE, way bigger than you think, and incredbily heavy. They need the extra support of the tough material.
the unfortunate thing here is he didnt track the cultures, in the beginning there were four cultures, and to see which kingdoms had which culture, and which culture won out finally in the end would have made it much better.
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I dont really pay attention to the cultures honestly
@@friccle_ i wouldnt know what else there is to pay attention to then, this game is pretty surface level...
@@chimp_monke123 i like watching the population grow in numbers and advance in technology, and the wars are neat.
@@friccle_ my whole thing was i wanted some epic saga to play out, i wanted to start off the races with a few of each, let them expand into the world, and throw cataclysms at them, and just see the world evolve, and maybe chronicle the events in a journal type of thing, but in the end there was just a bunch of stupid crap, the dwarves would die off and not even try, the orcs would always dominate, the cataclysms werent random, so you had to pick and choose what you wanted to happen, which just didnt have the appeal... and god forbid you put zombies in the world, even when you think you nuke them out of existence, they always come back... basically i just wanted more, and even with real basic expectations, i was still disappointed... so yeah...
11:13 was hilarious 😂
True 🤣
It was lmao
That moment God makes a tombstone for your king, and proceed to mine it XD
"Fuck the King!" - random peasant
I mean his name was Suk, so maybe he made their lives very sucked?
The dry dad jokes actually made the video much nicer
"Look there's King Suk's tombstone"
"No don't carry it away!"
"I guess they didn't like him, maybe...he SUCKED😂"
Corny lol
My first RUclips comment to hit 1k likes😭😭😭
That's one life goal checked off the list👏
Srry can’t touch that like button there are 69 of them now…
Could always be 70......
(Insert vigorous eye wag)
He was Suk King...
… yeah I need to like now…
Finally it's here... ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html
"So disrespectful, I guess they didn't like their king very much... maybe he sucked." I often hit like on your videos when I finish watching them, but after that line I hit thumbs up immediately. Top joke, no regrets. Couldn't even finish the rest of the video, I was laughing too much.
Imagine the social hierarchy and religions that would arise based around this geography
The first discovery of the oasis would've been a spiritual experience, both the greenland and water part.
It would be considered s miracle
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I think it’s sad how mad wisdom survived so long through rebellions through all the wars and was the last of the originals to survive
And was then replaced by new kingdoms and many rebellions
@@jellyxu6873One of their rebellions was Mad Safety, which then became the biggest kingdom.
Collab with Mellon please dude both of you kinda sound the same kinda same humor kinda same everything! Tons of people who are looking for good worldbox content like me and people who watch you want Mellon and a gorg collab. Please in the name of all that is right and reasonable collab with gorg dude please please please.
We talked about it today actually! We will hopefully be setting up a collab of some kind very soon!
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Is isnane never heard of this game. Fell asleep to it the other day and now I just can’t stop watching this. Good job
11:11 The stone : *become a tombstone of one of the greatest king
11:17 That guy : "wow, this stone is cool, maybe I made it into my house wall"
RIP Mad Wisdom, only 50 years off of winning
I've finally found a youtuber that plays this game more than once! Love all these experiments!
"You vs the sand she tells you not to worry about" peak comedy
I kinda want to see the hive, lizards, and goblins by themselves on a world without the orcs, elves, dwarfs, or humans
I think the hive will dominate since they reproduce like crazy
Dwarfs are real humans with a genetic condition
Dwarves are a fictional species
@@minaashido518dwarves are the Tolkien spelling of the species. Dwarfs was the common spelling before, and even some modern stuff, like Warhammer, uses dwarfs
@@williamj.2695 I have seen an immense amount of people commenting under videos with dwarfs in them (mostly Brad Williams comedy) saying not to call them dwarfs because they’re real and dwarfs aren’t
At this point I want the spellings to be separated enough that people can understand that dwarfs aren’t claiming to be fictional blacksmiths
or, hot take, you could just not care
RIP King Suk
2022-2022
Die of old age and his Villager just broke his Tombstone
I’m a be honest, this guy though…. bruv you’re great Gorg, you AND Mellon. You guys do the same content have a similar voice, and are bot insanely hilarious❤
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I love how in 16:24 it says "Food or Pain" but because food was alredy taken they got pain
It's the cake or death thing all over again
Food, Bread, and Bread with an outrageous French accent
Can't believe I laughed so much at the "Mad Doodie" joke, this proves that my humor is broken.
"Cactus isn't made from wood"
Unlike mushroom, candy, crystals and lemons
-Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture "mad bread" and this picture "mad pain"
-🇫🇷 : They are the same picture
It’s a beautiful day outside birds are chirping the flowers are blooming
In this case, water is literally priceless, more valuable than gold.
It already was
It already was
It already was
It already was
It already was
For some reason the guy mining the grave stone got me good
Mad safety was the successor of mad wisdom
The fact that in 11:15 a stranger immediately mined king suk’s grave just represents how sukish suk suked
Mad Wisdom, the last of the original 4 mads, not including Mad Tea, a Mad ascendant claiming the ancient legacy
3:39 I can't believe I laughed at "Mad Duty"
Feels like watching a history documentary
In the desert, i had a cactus for a friend. He was a good listener but kinda prickly.
Thank you RUclips for suggesting this video.
You're super funny and I love your editing and commentary! Awesome video! Subbed!
What an introduction to this game. I’m flabbergasted.
I have an idea. Make 2 islands. One of them is a bad biome but the people there have good traits. The other island is a good biome but with bad traits. After about 30-40 years, connect the 2 islands and see who can win in a battle
14:01 A legend is born
here is a dumb idea. Worldbox but everytime someone declares a war on another they send a nuke into their main town. i have no idea if this would be good content but thats how most wars start in movies i think idk
That's how most war ended in real life😂
u are a severely underrated channel
17:41 … Mad peace really did die quietly.
I think they started out around 15:15 , they were originally Realm of the Pahel with a population of 147 (I’m pretty sure)
And their name was changed at 15:39 .
They shall not be forgotten, especially not in silence.
They stood for justice, peace, and prosperity 15:39 .
“Mad peace” is a real oxymoron
I had it on mute and could still tell when he said a joke 😂 great job on the editor's part 👍
Gorg best worldbox videos man, Keep it up man, another fun video to watch
Good to see this game taking off!
Yes
If they want to take off more perhaps add modern era and future era after like say 800 ingame years and eventually they will build rockets to go explore a randomly generated solar system with diffferent challenges
With the rebellions, I usually just do 1 kingdom and let them fill up the map and then I turn it on. It's fun seeing society crumble. If I'm feeling a little extra spicy I'll throw in a random zombie in the map and watch as the world collapses.
1:58 I was waiting to he says water💀
Everyone refers to sokka when they say cactus juice 🤣
I like how the 4 original villages died out by the end
“we ain’t picking favorites today sorry” “they could use a little extra on this side” 3:12
Your videos kinda feel like a sitcom and I like it
“In the world of real estate…”
I kinda want that on a shirt. 😂
As a traveler for many years, I suggest you Google Image what the inside of a Suguaro Cactus looks like - it sure ain't a sponge & juice 😂
11:18. Wasn't axpecting that lol😭😭😭
Someone’s gotta count how much Gorg said Mad in this video
69 times. 👌💩👍 (I don't really know)
"maybe he sucked" will go forever unrecognized as the funniest bit in the video
ths one felt nice and balanced-good job!
it was awesome to watch, thanks : )
Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier
Just imagine The Safety Dance being your national anthem
"King Suk"?!?
"Suking" was right there!!!
God I love the rebellions, Makes it so interesting, It's also cool to see you turn it off.
Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Oasis. I do not fear the deep water as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and SAFETY to my new Empire! Oh, and I... I don't like sand.
The reason some farms have cubic cuts is because your in kingdom view instead of village view so you can’t see the borders and yes farms only grow inside of the village that built it so if it’s on the border the part of the farm that’s meant to be over the border actually won’t be built check in next week for another World-box-fact
Bro. use punctuation. It's hard understanding what you mean.
@@AirMadeKat i understood
Never seen this game, never seen this channel, but somehow I had Mad Fun. I will be checking out more.
I have been summoned 1:10
No
😂😂😂😂
a worldbox ad right before a worldbox video, perfect
Anyone else notice the nation with 0 population?
I did
We did
Lede
When ?
Around the start
"You vs the sand she tells you not to worry about" Alright, i'm subbing.
watch the big ships do big ship things - gorg 2022
The world looked like a Cheez-It
Here's an idea, have an enchanted elf island fighting against the 3 other nations who get very bad islands
King Suk’s last words were probably “DEATH CAN SUK IT!”
idea: make 4 civilizations and give each a pet like a cat or dog and every time the pet dies spin a wheel or have a rebellion happen. also give them a new pet.
Alternative title: *Egypt simulator* - WorldBox
It would be interesting to add natural disasters to this too, or monsters in the sand so it's even harder to survive. Maybe add the worm that moves around to mimic the movie Tremors (great movie btw)
On an unrelated note, you should do something where there are four kingdoms and islands maybe and there's a plague and they have to fight. Maybe add mushroom spores or zombie infection. Add immunity to the units and the mod where the traits are passed down. And see how the zombies/mushrooms/plague impact the wars/outcome
a world box ad came on while I was watching 🤣🤣🤣
8:30 WW2 in a nutshell
9:30 Cold War in a nutshell
You vs the sand she tells you not to worry about 😂
Why did she leave me 😪😭
What I really don’t like about the civilizations is that you can no longer have city-state kingdoms aka turning off rebellions, wars, and multiple villages. Villages are disappointing now because they don’t grow at all beyond a certain point and it kind of spoils the fun. I really want to make 2 large kingdoms at each end of the map and see who has more by the time it’s all settled and then have them fight, but alas it doesn’t seem to work.
just turn on infinite city limits in the debug menu!
This is one of my favorite sandbox game, because I can make my own empire and my own history😂😂
Although they are not in this I have to say the the Orcs are to OP and the Elves are way to nerfed.
Yeah like a least me the elves have the eagle eyed trait
Elves used to be op bow spammers and orcs were always on top drawes also used to be op until a few nerfs and culture update (added culture update because drawes rely on op weapons) and humans were always trash from the start.
@@winestatue humans have insane culture speed, but they need to buff weapons so that it actually matters.
Heheh, silly Gorg! I was dropped on my head as a baby too, now when I see a wall, I see paper, and that can cause some problems if you catch my drift >:D
rocks aren’t dumb
I love how the grave was mined down the immediate second after it was put up, that really suks for suk
minecraft great game
OMG lol! I got an add for worldbox while watching this and didn’t notice for like 10 sec. I just thought it was a weird edit and a different narrator lol. 🤣
You will be remembered king Suk
I was specting to see mad madness
King Suk of Mad Duty my beloved
This guy needs to hit 1 million. We’ll deserve
2:36 lede the town casually existing with 0 people
This just reminded me of a quote said by Megatron from Transformers (yeah, not kidding there.) “I once heard that we gain wisdom from suffering, and tonight, I intend to make you very wise.”
Wisdom gave way to Safety and Duty became Virtue. Truly an epic battle of the sons of Wisdom and Duty.
4:21 actually, there is a species of cactus that turns into wood when it dies. It grows in New Mexico and you can find furniture made from that wood out there, it’s actually really unique looking.
4:30 Your sand 🥱👎 Turboflex sand 🤩👍
You should do the next one where you put four Oasis in each of the corners just use the big circle and then make it a even line and start four tribes in the center and I agree you should probably only have rebellions on for the first 200 years though you should do 200 more years of war before you force peace or you can even try four tribes of different species in the center if you feel like mixing it up a little.
There is absolutely no way you just referenced Cinnamon Toast Crunch while I was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch 🤣
Long Live Mad Duty, Suk your legacy will be remembered
Queue someone laughing in Safety