I have to admit you have a pretty good voice for this stuff but there's another girl that does a really good voice acting as well she's even the new lead acting voice actor for Luna from hell of a boss so it's really difficult to debate which of the two between you and her is the best sorry 😔
I find it hilarious how you randomly just posted this comment on a video that’s nearly a year old. I find it even funnier that this has appeared in my recommended so many times that I found this.
Is there more to this comic? This is one of my favorites. I have seen it teased in other Vanripper projects, but wasn’t sure if it was just an Easter Egg.
When I was in Peru, I got extremely sick and couldn’t leave the bathroom. I was lonely and miserable. Luckily, there was a little spider that lived in the bathroom. I named him Jorge and he made the loneliness more bearable. One day, he disappeared. I still think about him, and I am no longer afraid of spiders.
There was a yellow garden spider that lived in a web right next to our front door. My stepsister was terrified of it, but there was a notable decline in insects in the house. I named it "Jeremy", until it laid a whole bunch of eggs, so she became "Geraldine". We greeted her every day when we got back from school, until one day she left for good. The eggs hatched during the spring, and I like to think her descendants still keep the house and yard pest-free to this day.
sasso sasso yes, that’s the literal definition of what Quinn said. But if you actually used your walnut of a brain, you’d get that they didn’t mean that it was 100% accurate, just that it has a nugget of truth to it. Because nobody’s gonna tell you that mosquitoes are hot. Except Johnny, but he has a bug bite fetish, so he doesn’t count.
@Ryder from grove street I see you also know of his training, yes and so do I, master Kaiyami has taught me to be one like water, and like water I chose when to flow and to crash, like water, I widdle down the rocks of the river to dirt for others, and like a sword I chop people to bits to eat, do you move like water?
This video saved a spider’s life. I kid you not, I legitimately spared a spider solely because of this video. Also, I have to congratulate this guy. I would have given up a long time ago and just told the mosquito girls to wash off so they don’t give me malaria or smth like that. Lastly, Roy. I don’t know why, but my brain instantly named the dude Roy.
Spiders are super useful and also just trying to get by, the same as us. It's not their fault we're afraid of them. I've always tried to put them outside somewhere safe.
I’ve always thought that it’d be really fun to watch a harem anime where in the first episode, the main character explains that his entire life girls have been supernaturally head over heels for him, and the entire show he’s just completely done with everything and everyone and is constantly trying and failing to make the girls after him hate him Edit: Maybe he’s also got his best friend helping him to try and get the girls to hate him, like an anti-wingman, but then at some point his best friend comes out as gay, and is also in love with the MC
It’s it weird I had almost the exact same reaction lol, it doesn’t help that I also read that comment that the reason the spider blushed when the guy got him food is because male spiders bring food to females as an offering when they want to mate.
@@C0w_1nk Only because she wouldn't let him sleep. He even said he didn't care as long as she was quiet, but she kept him up, so by the time she went in to feed he was just done with it all.
@Raptor Jack I've been bitten by them *so many* times my body doesn't even register it anymore. I just find the itchy little lumps afterwards. They go away after about an hour.
In my experience, mosquitoes are actually pretty easy to kill. They just let you walk up and swat them. House flies are the real challenge. They are slippery bastards, and take a lot of patience to sneak up on and hit with something like a newspaper.
Wasps are easy to handle honestly. Mosquitos aren't. Spiders as long as they stay in the corner or on the ceiling or even just a above window level I let them chill.
I fuckin love this already and why is this absolutely relatable like you got a spider a bunch of mosquitoes and eventually a wasp that won stop bothering you and you can't forget the moth that's shuffling to get out even though it's flying agaisnt a wall
As someone who owns a pet spider, i can confirm that this video is accurate. In the "Mosquito season" i feed the Mosquitos and other insects to my spider. Occasionally, i let the spider out of its terrarium and allow it to scavange a bit. Sometimes, it runs into other spiders which hide around my room, since spiders dont tolerate eachother much, they usually fight with eachother. So whenever i see the spiders fighting, i try seperating them by placing a piece of paper between the 2, placing my spider back in its terrarium and transferring the pther spider to a more suitable area such as to the window or behind a shelf. Its pretty fun taking care of a spider tbh but it can get sorta annoying at times.
I've had a couple spiders develop a tast for me and bite the hell out of me when I sleep then slink back into the shadows before I wake, (it was definitely spiders not mosquitos the welts had spider fang marks and I don't really get mosquitoes in my nieghborhood, big mosquito hawks sure but not the plague spreading biting variety) so some spiders are definitely arseholes but most are pretty chill or at the very least more scared of you and not looking for trouble, they also have the good sense to stay out of sight and out of mind 8 out of 10 times.
There's a spider that lives on my porch. He's chill. I drop him stray ants that get in my house from time to time. He's never made an effort to get in the house. I know it's the same spider every year because it's in the same spot. Always a male spider of the same species too. He must really like that spot on my porch.
You are lucky and also a good person. Me in other way i have arachnophobia and I kill or ask for killing EVERYTHING that looks or are one. And last day i ask for killing two FRICKING BIG ONES THAT WAS ALMOST BIG AS MY MIDDLE FINGER. (10cm prox.) i discovered later Eggs. Boy oh boy, i feel like that history of pharaoh killing babies to stop the born of the guy who split the middle of the sea in two to cross it. but i find it necessary to stop them for entering my house, or seeing them again even close.
@@Meroyu I know you're referring to the story of Moses......but this took a bit of concentration for me to read mainly cause I'm just like REALLY tired.
You know, if perhaps he invited the spider girl to share his apartment, his bug girl problem would be solved. She gains a warm place with a reliable food supply, and he gains some rest. A mutually beneficial relationship.
Just because there's something external getting on your nerves, there's no reason to take it out on others who are just minding their own business in turn.
Ah yes, so nice of him to literally feed a sentient humanoid being to another sentient humanoid being, essentially cannibalism, just because she was trying to eat the only thing she can.
Well let me tell you what would happen if I had all of these Waifus The mosquito: I would just let it chill somewhere because I know if I try to kill it than 10 more will appear so I would just leave her be. The moth: I would give it a hug and would let her cuddle me for comfort. The roaches: I would just leave them be because it’s extremely hard to kill them so just let them be them but stop them every time they tried to steal something The spider: well usually I see spiders outside my window so I would leave her their and when I am ready to propose I will just get the most annoying mosquito and so my proposal to her The wasp: I am running the other direction because I know wasps they will sting and keep on stinging and if she catches me well fuck guess she is staying with me and I am going to be scared every time she returns
On the one hand, mosquito girl is CUTE and I don't want spider to eat her. But at the same time... Maybe eating her will mean something else in this universe... c:
@@Mike14264 It boils down to the fact that spider's dick falls off during mating, thus making spider useless. Male spiders are usually smaler since they're not meant to live long.
Well, the male ones are the ones screaming, and of course you wouldnt want to imagine this creepy looking male right next to a tree just screaming "WHO WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!" And yes, the screams are their mating calls.
They scream as their skin shelves off and a ton of big bonker anime girls’ lifeless shells stuck clinging to a tree kinda like the 5th form of shin godzilla. You know that scene?
since all bugs here are female, i assume we would make female cicadas scream, because well, all bugs here are shown as females. and since this is from helltaker creator, where all demon girls are, well, girls, then we can safely assume that they would be female. so even if the cicadas were female, they would just go "aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" I imagine them as girls who think they can sing, tho. But, well, can't
"And the cicadas. They are so damn annoying." *insert cicada screams* "How do I deal with this? Well, I always wear earplugs. They don't fully help, but at least I'm not gonna end up deaf."
As someone who's had aracnophobia ever since he was a kid, I've never realized spiders are the only sort of insect which actually only acts in self defence and attacks those insects that actually harm you directly. Perhaps I was a bit too harsh on em.
@@teacfowler6824 I did, they are arachnids just like spiders and scorpions! 👍 They aren't a pain to get off you just to know what to do. You either need to wipe the Tick's head with Nail Polish Remover which will suffocate it or use a Tick Tornado. Just never try to pull them off with you hands because it's painful, but worse is that doing so will cause the tick to vomit back into the wound it made and you don't know what kind of diseases it may carry like Lime Disease. After you safely remove the tick store it in a plastic container and take it to a doctor to get tested for diseases.
Me, holding my breath with gloves and mask on and slipper in hand: Alright so here's how this goes, lass. Step 1: *_You pray for mercy._* Me if I'm not holding my breath and a cockroach flies: *screaming so high-pitched and loud it gives dolphins tinnitus as I slam the door and go get ready for war*
@@anonguy772 One time when I was about 9 with my 10 year old bro. We were playing together on our attic and at that time our parents were away and our aunt that was supposed to look out for us fell asleep on the couch. It was every man for himself when we saw a flying coackroach flew over us and landed on the door to the stairs down to the living room. So it technically blocked our only way out, we were scared shitless. We thought of calling our aunt but my bro told me if we keep on depending we'd be chicken for the rest of our lives. I agreed so then we armed ourselves with pillows and multiple layers of clothing, covering every part of our body except the eyes. As we slowly marched to the door where the cockroach landed we heard nothing. We were surprised as we thought the roach had left up until we looked at each other. There were 3 of them, 2 on me and 1 on my bro. We couldn't feel them crawling because of our pillow armor. At that moment, we started war... We gone apeshit crazy and started jumping around smacking everything with the roaches flying everywhere. I tell ya it was every man for himself. My bro told me that he'll hold him off as I ran to the doorknob and opened the door then we bailed immediately after. We got in touch with our aunt and she came to the attic and bombarded the area with insect repellent. Damn I still remember that day to this day. I feel like a veteran that walked away from Afghanistan.
We have spiders living in our house to keep the pest population down (since where we live has a huge insect population). I can individually confirm all of this. Spooder friends are always welcome in our house.
I would object to the not disgusting part. Aren't a lot of spider eating by injecting the webbed prey with gastric acid and let it melt from the inside ? Then they basically drink the resulting juice ?
You know that wasp queens lick bees when they are asleep? Well... Not asleep, more like sleep paralized when they are slowly waking up from winter sleep. Add the image of the was from this commic and anthro bee in this situation
In some spider species, males give gifts of food to the females as an offering to mate. Maybe that's why the spider girl had heart eyes when he gave her the mosquito.
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I have to admit you have a pretty good voice for this stuff but there's another girl that does a really good voice acting as well she's even the new lead acting voice actor for Luna from hell of a boss so it's really difficult to debate which of the two between you and her is the best sorry 😔
I find it hilarious how you randomly just posted this comment on a video that’s nearly a year old. I find it even funnier that this has appeared in my recommended so many times that I found this.
Is there more to this comic? This is one of my favorites. I have seen it teased in other Vanripper projects, but wasn’t sure if it was just an Easter Egg.
_Sarcastic and rebellious_
*No*
i keep getting recommended this and btw, amazing voice fluctuations
"Maybe 4chan knows how to fix this."
Mistakes have been made.
Hello *friends*
Hello f *riends*
Hello *f* *r* *iends*
Hello *f r i ends*
Hello *f r i e nds*
When you were in quarantine for a long time and hadn't seen any girls for days
Guy : thicc bug girls
no jokw im beginning to imagine it help please
Quick, think of some decent anime with harems composed of HUMANS ONLY (and elves, elves are okay)
@@straysoul1818 my wife is student council president
Or high school dxd
Or kissxsis
Or interspecies review
@@straysoul1818 umm in a another world with my smart phone
MY GOD,first there objects waifus,now we have insect waifus.
I don’t know what come next and I’m scared.
Me: who draws this up?
"Drawn by helltaker guy"
Yeah that sounds accurate
So thats why I was recommended this
Wait what?
Yo WHAT
Yeah Vanripper is his name
Absolute man of culture
When I was in Peru, I got extremely sick and couldn’t leave the bathroom. I was lonely and miserable. Luckily, there was a little spider that lived in the bathroom. I named him Jorge and he made the loneliness more bearable. One day, he disappeared. I still think about him, and I am no longer afraid of spiders.
This is the most wholesome story i have heard in a while
i hope jorge found a whole lot of mosquitos to feed on
i had a pet spider named timmy once, but you will need to ask me for my discord if you wat that
There was a yellow garden spider that lived in a web right next to our front door. My stepsister was terrified of it, but there was a notable decline in insects in the house. I named it "Jeremy", until it laid a whole bunch of eggs, so she became "Geraldine". We greeted her every day when we got back from school, until one day she left for good. The eggs hatched during the spring, and I like to think her descendants still keep the house and yard pest-free to this day.
this commet reminds me of mattias pilhede
fun fact only female mosquitos suck blood so this video is accurate
they are all women.
....
sasso sasso yes, that’s the literal definition of what Quinn said.
But if you actually used your walnut of a brain, you’d get that they didn’t mean that it was 100% accurate, just that it has a nugget of truth to it. Because nobody’s gonna tell you that mosquitoes are hot.
Except Johnny, but he has a bug bite fetish, so he doesn’t count.
ThisGuy69 because Diego dies twice.
Wait, if all of them a girls, then how do they reproduce??
@@Galaxy_0123 male mosquitoes exist. they just eat nectar instead of blood.
He's yet to face Cicada Girls.
MC: "It's kinda hot today, I'll open a window." *Opens window*
Cicada Girls: "Ahem, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Now i can imagine it,just random girls randomly SCREAMING ON THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS
* Vitas aaaaaa aaa as intensifies*
I think it's also to attract mates so it's basically SOMEONE COME OVER I WANNA FUCKKKKKKKK
Actually female cicadas are silent, it is the male cicadas who go outside and scream bloody murder to attract a mate.
@@bewbeezy either way someones horny and needs to chill tf out
This guy has more personality than most guys in anime.
And that's a fact.
@Ryder from grove street Ah yes. I understand this reference and i approve, even if its completely out of context.
@Ryder from grove street I see you also know of his training, yes and so do I, master Kaiyami has taught me to be one like water, and like water I chose when to flow and to crash, like water, I widdle down the rocks of the river to dirt for others, and like a sword I chop people to bits to eat, do you move like water?
Fact
Yeah most anime protagonist have the personality of a piece of cardboard
That us so out of context I just watched one of the torsolo videos. Never thought id see it here...
Honestly Vanripper is so based
"Not enough insect harems? Fine, I'll do it myself."
"Not enough harems of demons in suits? Fine, I'll do it myself."
Those bug girls aren’t giant, they’re actual size. That guy is just Tyler1.
POG
Nah It's Penguinz0/ MoistCr1t1kal after shaving his hair
@@PatchyMcSlashy lmao
That's clearly Jerma985
Nah' bro, he doesn't have the headphone thingy
The way he says “I think we are quite past that.” Is so hilarious to me for no other reason than his face.
if I was him oh my lord id commit unholy acts at that point
@@WholeLottaLalo 📷
@@laughlez 📸
@@WholeLottaLalo whadidhesay???????
@@WholeLottaLalo holy shit, caught in 4k 😐📸
(Also, same)
Rest of the world:Normal spider waifu
Australia:Ara Ara spiders
*chuckles* I'm in danger
In Australia your family is in part spider
Lol demon slayer reference
I hate that i love this
This random guy is a complet losser if i catcht a Moskito girl like that i would eat her myself but not as food but in the more dirty kind of way
This video saved a spider’s life. I kid you not, I legitimately spared a spider solely because of this video. Also, I have to congratulate this guy. I would have given up a long time ago and just told the mosquito girls to wash off so they don’t give me malaria or smth like that. Lastly, Roy. I don’t know why, but my brain instantly named the dude Roy.
Is The mosquito alive please tell
@@SzymonB-h2e ? You mean the mosquito girls from the video? I don’t see why you’d ask me that, but probably not
The spider don't love you bro
Bro is simping for an irl spider 💀💀💀
Spiders are super useful and also just trying to get by, the same as us. It's not their fault we're afraid of them. I've always tried to put them outside somewhere safe.
I love how he constantly looks pissed off, even though he's pretty nice.
That's what stress and lack of sleep does to a man.
He uses 4chan, it goes without saying lol
It's now 421 like, I RUINED A MEME
"yes you can live here 😡"
But he is tho
This guy is living in a dating game and hates every second of it
ye
Not da spider
I’ve always thought that it’d be really fun to watch a harem anime where in the first episode, the main character explains that his entire life girls have been supernaturally head over heels for him, and the entire show he’s just completely done with everything and everyone and is constantly trying and failing to make the girls after him hate him
Edit: Maybe he’s also got his best friend helping him to try and get the girls to hate him, like an anti-wingman, but then at some point his best friend comes out as gay, and is also in love with the MC
Not EVERY second... but 90% of it yeah
@@megamaster1610 I would love that meta approach like the shield heros approach to isekai's
The spider is the best one because she doesn't really annoy him and is friendly.
8/10 waifu
No, no. 10/10
Yes yes
Sugarr Strawberry the way she talks annoys me a tiny bit so I’d say 9/10
I never kill spiders. They always mind their own business and kill bugs. I also leave moths alone.
Whats sad is seeing how wasps work she probably got eaten
Man i love how the spider is just chill and and so polite. Shes such a vibe
“I bet you can’t make a Harem Anime about insect girls”
“NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING!”
Dont give idea to the japaness people
Joke on you..
Just give it time, japan makes harems of just about anything
@@alluringming I mean, we have two major Monster girl Harem anime. So...
Scratch that, 3.
@@StarlightMagician what’s the third one?
I love how unbelievably pissed he always looks.
The musqitos come every night to bother him. They are like real life musqitos, but they look different.
I think the mosquitoes made him go bald
@Mediocre seems legit.
Those damm mosquitoes keep sucking me when I’m a sleep.
So I have to use my blanket as my protection.😑
YES
Man gets straddled by a mosquito waifu and just sleeps it off. Absolute legend.
He was sleeping about re-taking the Holy land.
Dreaming*
At some point the lack of sleep takes over everything, everything else stops mattering.
He also has moth and spider waifu
You know mosquitoes are powerful spreaders for blood-transmitted diseases, which all STDs are?
"Can't start when you're awake. Unless that's what you wa-"
YES YES START PLEASE
NAHH U DOWN BAD 💀💀
(U right tho)
@@DiegoBoyager ayyyyy 😎
At least you're honest
It’s it weird I had almost the exact same reaction lol, it doesn’t help that I also read that comment that the reason the spider blushed when the guy got him food is because male spiders bring food to females as an offering when they want to mate.
@@TimothyLong-l1pI didn’t need this revelation 😭😭😭
I felt so powerful when I literally punched a wasp on my wall
The Messiah
God
The chosen one.
OUR SAVIOR
that's noting try backhanding one and killing it.. IN ONE HIT!!!!!
The guy doesn’t even hate the mosquitoes because they leave bite marks or steal blood, it’s because they don’t let him sleep.
Proven false when they try to bite him. He feeds her to the spider alive
@@C0w_1nk Only because she wouldn't let him sleep. He even said he didn't care as long as she was quiet, but she kept him up, so by the time she went in to feed he was just done with it all.
@@timwoods2852 oh ok. Didn't realize that
@Raptor Jack I've been bitten by them *so many* times my body doesn't even register it anymore. I just find the itchy little lumps afterwards. They go away after about an hour.
@Raptor Jack Eh, sometimes.
_”maybe 4chan knows how to fix this”_
*Ah yes, 4chan the most reliable source for bug extermination*
ah yes 4chan the most reliable source for *anything*
You'd be surprised at how many boards there are
"help me f *RIENDS* "
I’m surprised OP was not called a homosexual individual
they'd probably tell him to make mustard gas and gas his house
In my experience, mosquitoes are actually pretty easy to kill. They just let you walk up and swat them. House flies are the real challenge. They are slippery bastards, and take a lot of patience to sneak up on and hit with something like a newspaper.
i actually got one once with a wet wipe
The fly kill count on the garden window of my house rivals the Cambodia killing fields . And they still keep spawning ...
Flies don't bother me, just let them live.
Moral of the story: mosquitos may get their own season to be terrible with no repercussions, but wasps are forever bad
PREECH
Wasps are easy to handle honestly. Mosquitos aren't. Spiders as long as they stay in the corner or on the ceiling or even just a above window level I let them chill.
How to prevent the wasp woman
Step 1: install plexiglass
Step 2: profit
Better moral of the story: Keep your goddamn small spiders, they be making your place bug free
@@redsquirrel4683 know if you want to really step it up you buy bulletproof glass
Day 69 of quarantine: the bugs in my bedroom do be starting to look kinda hot...
oh noes its getting to him
#dontfuckthebugs
@@toastguy5976 too late
@@andrewdude1614 uh oh- tbh he is right tho
@@charlotte9162 oh NOOOOOOOOOOO
I love how the guy just looks perpetually mad at everything and everyone
I know it's a joke,
But this guy must have some personal problems from his childhood or something like that
Mood
Well if all animals were anime girls you would be mad
What do you expect from a guy that goes on 4chan
@@sarahmellinger8125 Good point
I fuckin love this already and why is this absolutely relatable like you got a spider a bunch of mosquitoes and eventually a wasp that won stop bothering you and you can't forget the moth that's shuffling to get out even though it's flying agaisnt a wall
He's bald and he has trouble with mosquitoes.
This has to be a One Punch Man reference.
*is that a MF ONE PUNCH MAN REFERENCE!?*
Geralt of Rivia
Yes yes yes.
Oh my God...
Grotto IS THAT A MOTHER FUCN JOJO REFERENCE-
Yeah, in the end of the video
@@LKMatjio Vitcher? Wiedżmin?
This guys character interactions are pretty unique. He should make a game about it or something...
Helltaker.
But yeah, Vanripper makes great characters.
@@braedanbaird8851 ohhhh so thats why the artstyle is so familiar
@@alexandergriffith1532 shut the fuck up jfc, every redditor with half a mind is getting tired of that.
@@alexandergriffith1532 Hey, how was that a woooosh
When the dude grabbed the mosquito he basically said “hip a de hop idy you’re now the spiders property.”
The spider wanted that mosquito badly if you know what I mean
you know who spider gonna *S U C C* them dry
As someone who owns a pet spider, i can confirm that this video is accurate. In the "Mosquito season" i feed the Mosquitos and other insects to my spider. Occasionally, i let the spider out of its terrarium and allow it to scavange a bit. Sometimes, it runs into other spiders which hide around my room, since spiders dont tolerate eachother much, they usually fight with eachother. So whenever i see the spiders fighting, i try seperating them by placing a piece of paper between the 2, placing my spider back in its terrarium and transferring the pther spider to a more suitable area such as to the window or behind a shelf. Its pretty fun taking care of a spider tbh but it can get sorta annoying at times.
You’re absolutely insane, but to each their own I guess
@@EmperorOfApathy I know🙃
You just had to be a Hollow Knight fan...
@lukas0419-ur2zm Of course, I'm a hollow knight fan, I beat Pantheon 5 and Path of Pain every day. Don't ask about my sanity🙃👍
@@The_Pure_Vessel397 T o m o r r o w f o r s u r e . . .
No wonder the spider is hot, the guy who made this is the same guy who made helltaker
Wait really ?
@@med.ismailmouline7094 yeah, vanripper
That explains a lot.
Also her voice is like Io from Code Vein
No freaking way, that's so cool! 😃
The spider is honestly the best one, they dont really annoy you and just vibe.
I've had a couple spiders develop a tast for me and bite the hell out of me when I sleep then slink back into the shadows before I wake, (it was definitely spiders not mosquitos the welts had spider fang marks and I don't really get mosquitoes in my nieghborhood, big mosquito hawks sure but not the plague spreading biting variety) so some spiders are definitely arseholes but most are pretty chill or at the very least more scared of you and not looking for trouble, they also have the good sense to stay out of sight and out of mind 8 out of 10 times.
And they eat mosquitoes.
Because they aren't insects. Only insects have the urge to annoy other living creatures! Especially if they can fly. Filthy bastards... 🤣
@@HenriqueLSilva best part about them
Yea and you can smash
I love that he is canonically talking to himself the entire time.
Nah he's talking to us, like deadpool does. Or at least that's my head cannon
He's gone mad from staying up because the mosquitos
Yeh
Did you just say “canonically”?
No he’s just breaking the fourth wall
Damn, Charlie Brown got more personality than most anime protagonists.
LMAOO
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
HELL NAH💀
Moths being aggressively confused is so accurate.
I think the moth is voiced by the same person who does Sock's voice in the now-classic "Welcome to Hell" animation.
@@sawyerprince7304 Cute.
Möth
I had a pet moth one time,
They’re name was Joe
@@abnormal_asian That sounds cute, what type.
There's a spider that lives on my porch. He's chill. I drop him stray ants that get in my house from time to time. He's never made an effort to get in the house. I know it's the same spider every year because it's in the same spot. Always a male spider of the same species too. He must really like that spot on my porch.
You are lucky and also a good person.
Me in other way i have arachnophobia and I kill or ask for killing EVERYTHING that looks or are one. And last day i ask for killing two FRICKING BIG ONES THAT WAS ALMOST BIG AS MY MIDDLE FINGER. (10cm prox.)
i discovered later Eggs. Boy oh boy, i feel like that history of pharaoh killing babies to stop the born of the guy who split the middle of the sea in two to cross it. but i find it necessary to stop them for entering my house, or seeing them again even close.
@@Meroyu I know you're referring to the story of Moses......but this took a bit of concentration for me to read mainly cause I'm just like REALLY tired.
@@Meroyu
Probably because the pharaoh is afraid of all their water turning to BLOOD!
@@thereaper9987 nah, that's another pharaoh, but one time i found a hole FILLED WITH EGGS and oh man, no doubts.
Can relate, though mine lives outside my bathroom window
"damn i won't kill cockroaches again"
*sees cockroach*
"well, a man can dream" *yeets flippers across the room*
if bed bugs are in bed that means ooooh - - -
@@monke6912 *screaming*
in BlastphamousHD's case, scream and run away when they flap their wings
at this point i can kill them with that
Funny, 555----- Death, Death, Death.!!!!!
You know, if perhaps he invited the spider girl to share his apartment, his bug girl problem would be solved. She gains a warm place with a reliable food supply, and he gains some rest. A mutually beneficial relationship.
I like the spider's reaction to being offered the mosquito, especially once I realised he basically proposed to her lmao
Quite wholesome indeed
Proposed? Is this a "male spider brings female spider an offering to court her" thing?
@@Cyberweasel89 to produce offspring
@@menacereconnaissance7406 That's what I meant. Animals, typically before mating, do something to court each other.
@@menacereconnaissance7406 Not quite since most female spider eat their partner after mating.
Bug Taker
Instead of hell
Harem of Bugs
YES BUT ALSO NOPE
Beelzabub would would like to join 😂
@@ethanyt5974 it is hell
Fun fact: When some species of spiders wish to mate the male offers the female food...
This mans busting moves...
In a later sequel, there will be either a giant eggsack or hundreds of baby human spiders
@@Two-EyedShockwave oh god
@@Two-EyedShockwave Thanks now I won't be sleeping
@@Two-EyedShockwave Holly molly that would Be so scary...
Imagine having to take Care of 100 kid
In some species the male is eaten...
This man is
so done
with everything
but he's so stupidly nice.
It’s very endearing in a way. I can tell I’d like him if I was gay
@@lusciouslocks8790☠️
@@lusciouslocks8790 I already do
Just because there's something external getting on your nerves, there's no reason to take it out on others who are just minding their own business in turn.
Ah yes, so nice of him to literally feed a sentient humanoid being to another sentient humanoid being, essentially cannibalism, just because she was trying to eat the only thing she can.
Therapist: So when did you become attracted to wasps?
Me: So there's this video.
Ah yes, domination
Lol dude I love this comment XD
I wouldn't mind getting stepped on by a personification of a wasp.
Aren’t wasp like blind though
@Gimme20dollars I don’t believe so... but I could be wrong.
Me: I’m deathly afraid of spiders. Sees Vanripper’s spider.
Me: Still afraid and slightly uncomfortable now.
Me: I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Sees Vaneipper's spider.
Me: Still afraid and slightly aroused now.
"The WHY boner. WITH A VENGANCE."
I have pulled a spiders legs off one by one. Felt pretty good
@Mr Snad Man Me pulling off it’s limbs happens 5 years ago also not in my house
I am both frightened and aroused
The real moral of the story:
Never kill spiders because they are just goth waifu's that get rid of these other annoying pests
Spider waifu can deal with those pesky mosquito thots
The moral of the story is convince the spider to live where she can hunt and kill the things annoying you.
The moral of the story: Make a spider army, for world domination!
In many ways... twitter.com/DanaOHarah_/status/1292846128887746562
Yeah but if it's a black widow I'm gonna kill it
I'd LOVE to see a part 2 where the spider tries to get intimate with him, thinking the mosquito was a mating gift.
I would like that.
Spider: UwU
Is The mosquito alive?
@@SzymonB-h2eDead, dead as hell
Then he gives her a lecture
When a spider is looking for a mate they present them with an offering of food. That's why she was blushing.
Someone should tell Random Guy he just prposed to her.
Prepare the coom chamber
@@jhalilxvii Been prepared for awhile bud.
Huh, I was kind of confused when I first saw that but now it makes sense
@@jhalilxvii the cocoom
The spider here: "good evening good master"
The spider at my house: "THIS IS MY ROOM NOW!"
@@brentjoaquinlim9357 yeah same, but this particular spider gets kinda jumpy when i approach it
@@stray_cat87 Does the spider yell BAKA!! when you get near into it??
@@thatoneguy2546 keeps talking about some kaji or other
Bruh I once saw a spider in my bathroom the size of a plate and I didn't use it for a week
@@serbiamp4
Man, i feel ya
Oddly wholesome, would definitely like to see more.
"So yeah, it's mosquito season"
"It *sucks* "
Exactly, they do suck.
They suck dick
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@mortarion9813 niceu
They suck soo much dick!
Random Internet user with Rabbit a photo both figuratively and literally
Fun Fact: This comic was made by the same guy who made Helltaker.
vanripper?
Yeah.
that makes a lot of sense
I am not surprised like... at all
he also made daystone
Hard to believe that some comic artist made a whole ass game because he wanted people to make more demon girl rule 34 on the internet
what are you talking about?
Serioulsy 🤣
God bless Vanripper
@@alexarchivechannel6673 ironic choice of words
i first followed him for his cute cats, and now i end up with this kind of stuff
that's an upgrade i'd say
"He's on those sites for a bunch of losers"
*4Chan has already known your location, current interests, and relationships with everyone you know*
“This sucks”
>Video is a topic related to mosquitoes
I see what you did there
I don't know if it was intentional, but biologically, female spiders are proposed to by being given food. So that probably meant *a lot* to her
ooooh
Adorable
YES HE WILL SEX THE SPIDER
and if i remember correctly, female mosquitoes collect blood. males don't :D
@@midna9155you are correct
Wasp: Breaks into house. Me: *Laughs in second amendment*
*reloads shotgun with malicious intent*
Will a nerf gun work or should I just burn the house at that point
AA 12 with dragons breath.
@Exotic Cats no,you need to blow up the house to make sure it’s ded
*how to survive a wasp attack*
Stop
drop
and burn the house down
“DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”
“DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”
“DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS WIN..”
Random Guy: "Long story short, mosquitos are the worst"
Every Hornet and Wasp in existence: "Are you Challenging me?"
That random guy shouldn't have said that. Probably wouldn't have been robbed by a wasp.
"I cant beat the shit outta you without getting closer"
@@bobrock6438
i think he got fucked by a queen
Honestly spider is the true waifu bcuz:
They’re chill
They don’t complain
They love you, and
They’re not annoying.
Well let me tell you what would happen if I had all of these Waifus
The mosquito: I would just let it chill somewhere because I know if I try to kill it than 10 more will appear so I would just leave her be.
The moth: I would give it a hug and would let her cuddle me for comfort.
The roaches: I would just leave them be because it’s extremely hard to kill them so just let them be them but stop them every time they tried to steal something
The spider: well usually I see spiders outside my window so I would leave her their and when I am ready to propose I will just get the most annoying mosquito and so my proposal to her
The wasp: I am running the other direction because I know wasps they will sting and keep on stinging and if she catches me well fuck guess she is staying with me and I am going to be scared every time she returns
@@swagmaster5103 Noone asked for god's sake
@@breh2716 don’t be rude dude
Australia: *visible confusion*
@@swagmaster5103 man im just confused why would you explain something so wierd while no one asked..
A Dom Wasp
We are hitting levels of nope that shouldn’t even be possible.
Is it really a dom if they just want to beat you up?
@@DolusVulpes Wasps are sadistic. They get off to that. So in a way, yes, it's still sexual for the wasp, at least.
@@Wobbmin The sword in the concept art makes sense now...
new fetish unlocked
That *bug* you? What about parasite wasps?
On the one hand, mosquito girl is CUTE and I don't want spider to eat her. But at the same time... Maybe eating her will mean something else in this universe... c:
Bro...
Time to get some spidussy
When he offered her the mosquito it was like a marriage proposition to her
It is.
Male spider offer females bugs, so they don't end up eaten.
@@shinigamiphantom1391 yikes. He saved himself in time, then.
I ship it
@@Mike14264
It boils down to the fact that spider's dick falls off during mating, thus making spider useless.
Male spiders are usually smaler since they're not meant to live long.
@@shinigamiphantom1391 spiders don't have those, male spiders have palps, which are attached to the head.
When he said "Except you never truly live alone", I thought this man was about to try and explain to me why he's the only real human and here's why.
Hey vsauce random guy here, so are you even a real human?
Dark d a r k e r yet *d a r k e r*
ok so we just finna ignore how he just sent that mosquito to die in one the the most horrific ways possible.
It was cute
@@amadeosendiulo2137 It's practically a proposal.
I mean screw dem mosquitos so yeah
Lol so true is like he lead her to her grave lmao
Just think they were fucking instead
I fear no man.
But that thing.
**The RUclips algorithm recommended me love related content.**
It scares me.
The guy just eventually got tired of bug and insect girls, and decided to go to hell for a bit.
Lochie Griffiths He also grew hair, got an entirely new body, changed his identity, and got himself small shades.
I hope he included Spider Girl in his new harem.
@@noriakikakyoin7693 nice HT reference lel
The true backstory to The Doom Slayer
@@crimsonstorm5885 doom Slayer was a guy like helltaker but the demon girls betrayed him so doom Slayer wanted revenge
Lets mosquitoes in house locks doors sleeps outside
CONFUSE THE ENEMY
Shut up Sun Tzu
They'll never see it coming
The ultimate tactic
ADKÖQABRKJWERGQWE
And Venemoth has evolved into Golbat
*to confuse our enemy.*
I’d love to see a cicada in this world. The random guy opens his window to see a bunch of bug girls sitting in a tree that are all just screaming
Well, the male ones are the ones screaming, and of course you wouldnt want to imagine this creepy looking male right next to a tree just screaming "WHO WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!" And yes, the screams are their mating calls.
They scream as their skin shelves off and a ton of big bonker anime girls’ lifeless shells stuck clinging to a tree kinda like the 5th form of shin godzilla. You know that scene?
since all bugs here are female, i assume we would make female cicadas scream, because well, all bugs here are shown as females. and since this is from helltaker creator, where all demon girls are, well, girls, then we can safely assume that they would be female. so even if the cicadas were female, they would just go "aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
I imagine them as girls who think they can sing, tho. But, well, can't
Well, the fact that if a cicada were the size of a human they’d burst your eardrums from the sound makes me very worried for this poor guy.
"And the cicadas. They are so damn annoying."
*insert cicada screams*
"How do I deal with this? Well, I always wear earplugs. They don't fully help, but at least I'm not gonna end up deaf."
For some reason, yt is getting nostalgic on me. Man, to think where vanripper ended, where we all have...let's hope we keep advancing.
As someone who is arachnophobic I'm very conflicted about how cute the spider girl is
tbh, I find all girls cute yet scary, so we're in the same boat on this one
Yo i feel the same way
big mood
She calls you master as you fill her belly
@Sylvie Impact Blue Y E S
Me: * *playing animal crossing at one in the morning* *
Mosquito: give me blood
Me: *who the heck are you*
Sorry,mosquitoes don’t suck milk😐
"I don't even know who you are"
ILoveAss Suddenly, this is hentai
@@darksarts4237 Yeah officer this guy right here
@@darksarts4237 sounds hot, I'm in
This man is still stuck in no simp September.
This guy has balls of steel and a mind of god
And an iron will.
This dude is an ace king along with Izumo Houryuuji
he aint a simp, he's just polite.
i mean mosquitos and wasps are kill on sight
Idk maybe he’s gay
"maybe 4chan can help"
4chan: _"make mosquito repelling crystals by putting pennies, ammonia, bleach, and blow hard into the mixture with a straw"_
"There is a moth from time to time"
_Radiance theme plays_
Thought the same lol
HÆÆ
You are a bloody wizzard the moment i red your comment a motht zoomed right pass my face.
And shes using all your money to buy orange juice
Dreams no more
This man got more personality than any modern anime protagonist I’ve seen
Yeah lol
Seems legit.
I had the biggest fucking erection after watching this
I need a harem anime protagonist with his personality. I’m tired of clueless, I need boiling with hatred
we need a harem protagonist that will beat everyone up
"Mosquito's are the worst"
Wasp: *I'm about to ruin this whole mans carrer*
If that’s a wasp...what do hornets look like
@@mrsallad2852 *oh no*
Dj Sallad YT orange xenomorph
PILLAGE AND PLUNDER
@@mrsallad2852 wasp = mommy
Hornets = BDSM mistress
Life always takes me back to this video
As someone who's had aracnophobia ever since he was a kid, I've never realized spiders are the only sort of insect which actually only acts in self defence and attacks those insects that actually harm you directly.
Perhaps I was a bit too harsh on em.
*Arachnid
Spiders are so chill, I've let them chill on my calf, and I don't try to get rid of them. Even with that I've never been bitten by one.
@@lenosflarrethedragonking4300 Yup, so are scorpions and ticks!
@@albireotheredguard1599 ehem, did you say ticks? You mean the things that suck blood, carry multiple diseases and are a pain to get off?
@@teacfowler6824 I did, they are arachnids just like spiders and scorpions! 👍 They aren't a pain to get off you just to know what to do. You either need to wipe the Tick's head with Nail Polish Remover which will suffocate it or use a Tick Tornado. Just never try to pull them off with you hands because it's painful, but worse is that doing so will cause the tick to vomit back into the wound it made and you don't know what kind of diseases it may carry like Lime Disease. After you safely remove the tick store it in a plastic container and take it to a doctor to get tested for diseases.
This was extremely adorable. Though, yeah, mosquitos are the worst.
_Even really cute ones like those._
Mosquitos are the worst
Wasp during the summer: *Makes your entire house a f**king warzone*
*HORNETS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT!: "SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH"*
To be fair, I commit war crimes against wasps all the time.
This is how my summer was like in june
Bruh it's The opposite were I live
In summer I haven't seen one
But in winter they are everywhere
@@jhalilxvii If wasps were humans their schedule would consist in commiting warcrimes
Imagine the Helltaker game, but with Insect girls instead of Demon girls.
They are both made by vanripper
Yeah
That guys sure make some lovely girls😏
That is?
You know what I mean...
Anyone realize while playing Helltaker, that at the end, Modeus is reading a romantic comedy novel titled “Spider Season”? The implications....
Nice reference👍
What do you mean
Basically the guy who made this is also the guy who made Helltaker and references to this were made.
Bro is that's a wasp the.. WHAT DO HORNETS LOOK LIKE
*When your an entomologist but also a huge weeb.*
Let's be honest. Spider girl is that dream goth girlfriend we all want.
If it weren’t for the “master” bit, I would agree
@@droideka1890 that's the ideal, what are you going on about?
Captain Falcon
It’s just a matter of preference, but I find the bit very awkward...
But hey, if you like it, go ahead!
@@droideka1890 I have to agree with you, some of my female friends have started calling me master and it's fucking weird.
Least till she eats you after mating.
funfact: this is also the artist of all the girls in Helltaker
Well isnt that like common knowledge?
He can make everything fucking hot
Thats why they were similar
Well this explains
A) why this was on my recommended
B)Why it looked so familiar.
i wonder whats next,i wont be suprise tbh but my pp wi be
I like how he looks pissed off even though he’s sleeping.
Cockroach: "Alright. Play dead"
Cockroach when flying: *"Bow down to your masters mortals!"*
Me, holding my breath with gloves and mask on and slipper in hand: Alright so here's how this goes, lass. Step 1: *_You pray for mercy._*
Me if I'm not holding my breath and a cockroach flies: *screaming so high-pitched and loud it gives dolphins tinnitus as I slam the door and go get ready for war*
@@anonguy772 One time when I was about 9 with my 10 year old bro. We were playing together on our attic and at that time our parents were away and our aunt that was supposed to look out for us fell asleep on the couch. It was every man for himself when we saw a flying coackroach flew over us and landed on the door to the stairs down to the living room. So it technically blocked our only way out, we were scared shitless. We thought of calling our aunt but my bro told me if we keep on depending we'd be chicken for the rest of our lives. I agreed so then we armed ourselves with pillows and multiple layers of clothing, covering every part of our body except the eyes. As we slowly marched to the door where the cockroach landed we heard nothing. We were surprised as we thought the roach had left up until we looked at each other. There were 3 of them, 2 on me and 1 on my bro. We couldn't feel them crawling because of our pillow armor. At that moment, we started war... We gone apeshit crazy and started jumping around smacking everything with the roaches flying everywhere. I tell ya it was every man for himself. My bro told me that he'll hold him off as I ran to the doorknob and opened the door then we bailed immediately after. We got in touch with our aunt and she came to the attic and bombarded the area with insect repellent. Damn I still remember that day to this day. I feel like a veteran that walked away from Afghanistan.
Zacter Krackers You are my favorite person in all of RUclips
That insect repellent is basically nalpam for the bugs
Me to a cockroach: Get out!
Me when the thing starts flying while making the same noise as military helicopter: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
spider:
-dosen't annoy you
-isin't disqusting
-finds own food
-gets rid of pests and annoying bugs
spider is best girl
We have spiders living in our house to keep the pest population down (since where we live has a huge insect population). I can individually confirm all of this. Spooder friends are always welcome in our house.
Spider irl: m.ruclips.net/video/0gVBVdgs3Sw/видео.html
I would object to the not disgusting part.
Aren't a lot of spider eating by injecting the webbed prey with gastric acid and let it melt from the inside ?
Then they basically drink the resulting juice ?
@@jackocelot5814 a lot of things do that, other species of insects, starfishes, etc.
I'm scared of Spiders tho
How to tell if somebody is insane:
“Maybe 4chan knows how to fix this”.
They can cause a missile strike, so why not this too
the requests board is actually very helpful,helped me a lot with tech support
hElp Mee, *FRIENDS*
Let's be honest here, if weird bug waifus suddenly existed 4chan would actually have some pretty valid advice.
@@epion660 Well, you aint wrong
everytime its mosquito season in my state i visit this comic
Soo... he went from “waifunizing” bugs to demons... huh
Well, tak, he did ;-)
The next shall be FISH!
The proper term is "moefication"
@@Clone6385wait wh-
Spider I can manage, mosquito and Roaches deserve the instant death
But that wasp made me laugh hard
There was this one time where a roach SOMEHOW REACHED MY FACE AND CRAWLED ON IT.
@@clan_boyd gotta throw away your face now
@@_wayward_494 There was also this one time where I killed two swarms of wasps.
@@_wayward_494 Interesting, you have quite the strength i see.
You know that wasp queens lick bees when they are asleep? Well... Not asleep, more like sleep paralized when they are slowly waking up from winter sleep.
Add the image of the was from this commic and anthro bee in this situation
I dunno why RUclips recommended me this, but im not dissapointed.
Me too broski
XD
Same
Helltaker I guess
ye that too weird i found this in recomended too
Mosquitos are the wo-
Famous last words
In some spider species, males give gifts of food to the females as an offering to mate. Maybe that's why the spider girl had heart eyes when he gave her the mosquito.
HYBRIDS!!!!
Hmmm what she will do with mosquito?
@@midloran E A T
@@Xarles47 not E A T more like C E N S O R E D
@@midloran eat. Alive.
Spidergirl: * exists *
Me a Rachnera arachnera fan: * *breathes heavily* *
Rachnee-chan best waifu...but you gotta like bondage
Anime has clearly ruined me, and I like it
Ahhh men of quality! (Raises glass in salute) gentlemen
@Heresy Solo right girl 👧 🕷
oh and btw DIIVES. had to get that one out