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A Friendly Orc's Daily Life|Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2019
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Elf: Flirts
Orc: *Ah, you have brain damage.*
Oh hey I know you from the scp foundation
@@thatbluegamet nOoOoOoOoOoOo!?!?!
@@sullysquid674 what?
@@thatbluegamet im jk bro
@@thatbluegamet how do you know this I calling a team to get you, any word of this and you will be given to SCP-682.
"Bath!"
*slam!*
"Bed!"
*S L A M !*
"Beyond?"
(*sound of elf being used as a projectile*)
Plus UUULLLTRRRRAAAA!!
@@gamejunky3040 *GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!*
I, Orcikage Kira, want to live a quiet life, but this elf is trying to "stop my time"
Ahh shit , here we go again ...
WRYYYYY
KIRA QUEEEN
no
@@ranggasatriapratama6337 Daisan no, Bakudan!
If I had his patience I could literally be a millionaire by now.
No
Yes
No
no with a full stop.
Yes with an exclamation point!
Elf: i roll for suduce
Dm: you got 1, you attempted to suduce the orc, instead the orc felt pity on you and spares you
That's a really kind DM...
s u d u c e
@@lostbp ecudus in backwards
Dm: Your roll to seduce was so bad, the bard didn't even bat an eye towards your direction.
Task fail successfully
Elf:tries to seduce the orc
Orc: "Ight imma head out"
He finna be out that ho and remain out that ho
A nice change of pace. Not the usual shtick. Refreshing.
Jynx M2k Rolling a natural 1 be like
*random claps* MÊM3 ÇØÜÇH *more random claps*
I'd be doing about the same exact same thing as the orc dude would honestly. Since I actually have a ZERO THOT and girls that are absolutely crazy AF policy.
(An Elf THOT appears)
Elf THOT: " Hey,you there. Do me. Do me NOW! PLEASE,I'M BEGGING YOU! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I AM JUST *SO* HORNY!!! PLEASE,JUST F#@$ ME STUPID ALREADY!!!"🤤
Me:😒" Yeah nope,Elf THOT detected. I am not doin' it or you for that matter. You're on your own,I'm outta here man. Later Elf THOT." 👋🏻 (Pops smoke and TOTALLY ghosts the Elf THOT)
Elf THOT: 😢 "No but,SEX!!! Please don't just leave me here alone,all hot and bothered like this darn it!Can't you just be considerate and help a SUPER horny Elf girl out here?!"😭
“... coming soon... just liKE ME”
STAR, WHAT ARE YOU?!
She's the kind of person who thinks no means yes
She's actually the person to assume when their partner is in pain they're not actually saying they're safe word but bandamas, abbles, god and etc
Actually keep the invisible potion. Might help hide from her a bit.
It's not for what you think
Its not what she intended it to be used for but its the only thing it will be used for, sadly it wont work for long as she'll just start walking around naked making him have to walk around with his eyes closed and leading him to walk into things giving a way where he is.
i think the orc was more concerned about WHAT ingredient she put inside the potion
Transparent like my dad!
In the Orc’s hand ? Oh he’ll make sure she won’t see him or feel him or smell him or even near him for that matter. 🤣
"Ah I've seen you got brain problems"
I'm using that saying now.
I feel that...
I read this comment as soon as he said that lmaoo
Speech destruction
100 100
Knague
Orc gets Destruction 100 on default
Speech 100 is a special case
What if this orc has a wife that’s away right now and he’s just amazingly loyal to her
A man amongs men
A true chad
That would be wholesome and put an entirely different spin on this. Loyal orc husband is sexually assaulted by insane elf woman.
He might just prefer girls of his own race. Or maybe he's an exile from his own kind because he's got a "human" conscience. Or what if he was raised by human parents who were very virtuous and it rubbed off on him. And he remembers what Pa always taught him....."Don't stick it in the crazy!"
You make a great point there. Now I want to know more about our orc’s past.
@@DanielDiCenso or he just doesn't find her personality attractive.
Elf: oh, you're approaching me?
Orc: I can't blue ball you without getting closer.
Elf: then come as close as you like
General ThisRhax
Is that a
_JOJO_
*_REFERENCE_*
Oh my feckin god, I love you so much
The orc is the real victim here. Press "F" to pay respect.
F
F
F. Or maybe we shouldn't. The elf might misunderstand what the F stands for, and be encouraged.
@@WorldWalker128 Oh god...
F
Elf: *Exists*
Darkness: Finally! A worthy opponent. *Our battle will be legendary!*
DodgeNCounter I love Konosuba! Also nice Kung Fu Panda reference!
Darkness: Kazuma... taught you well(Takes out dildo) But he didn’t teach you everything
I'll be honest, the darkness I thought of at first was the one from to love ru.
@@hxtch0colate405 NO
@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 ?
*Oh shlaaaaaanesh, He did it it again, being a good child of gork and mork*
This meme was made by Good Orc Boy Gang..(again)
I can't even begin to explain how wrong your comment is. Orks don't have reproductive organs and only care about fighting. Non-40k Orcs would because they do not release spores like a 40k Ork. Slaanesh could be a factor, but purely on the elf.
SgtNuker r/Wooooooosh. This is a roleplay comment section, let us role.
@@SgtNuker dude. I'm saying he's a good orc cause he's not doing sexual stuff. Also. This. Is. A. Joke. Comment. My. Guy.
Good Orc Boyz understand if you've been having a bad day and happily reschedule getting your face mashed in
@@SgtNuker Orcs from Warhammer Fantasy use spores too.
"Parts 3 and 4 coming soon. JUST LIKE ME *ero-moan"
Me, who was watching this without headphones in the living room and my family just walked in: ...It's not what you think
W-what the fuck were you thinking?
You have only yourself to blame
"Well, when life gives ya lemons!"
You were foolish to watch cultural videos without headphones
@@ShinMalpher YOU TAKE
THE GOD DAMN LEMONS
AND MAKE LEMONADE!!
*How the hell did the Elf Council allow her back into the tree.*
Suppliers but she's actually the elf Princess and they're all about that bad
@@ThatAussieSiesta this orc is so dead when he gave her back to the elf council
@@ThatAussieSiesta 😨 If she is actually the Elf Princess. Then their ENTIRE civilization is TOTALLY doomed.😆
@@mr.chaosvicious5968
Nah, but they would like a piece of that Orc ass as much as she does, maybe more.
And he just wants to spend the day eating humans and coexisting with ogres.
I dont even think he eats humans or hangs with his race(since they havent shown any more orcs)
He just wants to live in peace and this horny elf wont let him
The worst part is that of all orcs, she is lucky that is the good guy orc.
She doesnt deserve good guy orc
Who's to say they aren't all good people
(Joke) yea, you some kinda fantasy racist?!?
@@lucasramey6427 The chapter when the other orcs chant "Rapey time rapey time" when one of them brings two girls. Read it before you comment
Unless in Tolkien stuf orcs are Evil creatures created by the Evil morgoth by corruping elfs humans and mix with wild animals making them like Evil dogs that need an evil lord (not orc) so in Tolkien s fantasy orc are bad so the author of the comics is Who have to say how the orcs are.
Lets not forget that she could blast him with fire if she wants
I’d love a universe where all the monstrous creatures that get sexualized in doujin are actually just wholesome dudes and it’s just the dirty minds of humans and elf’s that cause them to get this weird stereotype of being lust filled savages.
This seriously needs to be made into an animated series, this is fucking hilarious and I fucking love it.
I can hear the medieval fbi knocking on this elf’s door
By the pope....
Orc:Ah shit here we go again
THIS THE CRUSADERS OPEN UP!
@@daynegrant1299*THIS IS THY KNIGHTS OF THE GALVIN COURT OPEN YE DOOR*
Leonardo alejandro yeah yours is way better m8.
"Oh, noe. It looks like I slipped.
What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow ripped my clothes and ravaged the area."
Manslay3r
Do you get to the cloud district often oh what am I say of course you don't I'll have you know that theirs no puuussssiiieee
@3A-7G he is riddled with filth
GET OUT OF HERE!
I wouldnt complain
1:55
"This *medicine* will extend your bodily sensations and make it feel like *time has stopped to you* "
Chronos?
I love these little comics for how silly they are. Both VA's are killing it...and our friend the Orc sounds exactly the way I imagined the first time I read his lines!
That Elf definitely chose Bard as her class, only way to explain that level of thirst those knife eared rabbits.
Its funny because Tolkein elves are actually very asexual. Because they're so long-lived their growth rate is nearly stagnant.
@@StarboyXL9 Actually I believe their low birth rate is due to low fertility rather than lack of interest in sex(generally speaking, not only in Tolkien's world).
@@justthunderbolt40 Well, it's just the work of science and nature. Animals which breed rapidly have much shorter life spans compared to those who breed more slowly. And when you have the capacity to live for centuries, or even millennia at a time, you probably won't need to mate as frequently as humans do to maintain the species. Plus, the elves are often depicted as being isolationists, who use high level magic to conceal their presence and society from filthy outsiders.
@@Nyrufa It is also true that animals breed out of instincts. Humans don't mate to keep the specie going, rather because they found someone that they love or just for the fun of it. Elves are the same, just that if we take years to find a companion, they may take centuries, and so mate less(depending on the view of sexuality in their society). But when they're in a relationship, I don't think they differ too much from us. They are isolationist, but just against other races.
Alternative title of this series: The Thirstiest Elf and the Wholesome Orc
Reverse Ecchi.
@@Lloyd_Montecillo I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she was a Succubus.
@@JMObyx well me niether
@@JMObyx Probably a Half-Breed.
@@kabob0077 most likely...😑
Orc’s inner thoughts: I used to be happy and content
"this is invisibility potion"
Hold up, this orc is chill
But having a 10 feet tall truck of an orc going invisible is a horror movie
That Orc just straight up No-Sells every attempt at her Lust, and it's hilarious
Elf used attract.
It failed
Its normally a dude getting cockblocked by somebody. But this time its an Elf girl getting twat blocked by the Orc dude. Its actually a pretty funny reversal and a nice change,from the stale old stereotype of the dude ALWAYS seeming to get cockblocked somehow by somebody.😁
@@mr.chaosvicious5968
Not to mention that if the roles were reversed, it would called be straight up attempted r-
@@SchlossRitter It would probably at the VERY least be considered sexual harassment if the roles were actually reversed.
An orc that’s wholesome and a FILTHY ELF! Now that’s what I call comedy!
The orc needs a restraining order on her
legit dude whenever i write an orc into my dnd campaign that i’m the dm for i always make them super wholesome, i was so tired of people writing them as big savage brutes, wholesome orcs are my fav orcs.
@@maskedkittyMC Eberron?
samuel rodriguez
i haven’t actually been able to look into that book for my dnd campaign myself but if it’s anything like the couple of videos i’ve been seeing in regards to eberron orcs there definitely somewhat interesting and i might use some of those ideas in mine next campaign, but a lot of my friends that i’ve been able to get to play tend to see them as just big old brutes for the most part, they didn’t exactly play before i introduced them to the idea but they seemingly just looked into the races and took them at face value, except for one girl i play with, but i haven’t talked to her for like 7 months since she started college.
Masked Kitty I know since the books leave room to make exceptions to the sentient monster’s behavior. For example good Goblins are rare but not entirely impossible and Grey Orcs can be occasionally civilized.
I love how he makes such a small deal of it but still shuts her down so completely.
"Miss Elf, did you happen to cross a desert recently?"
~"Hm? What is that supposed to me-"
*"BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FÜÇKING THIRSTY IT'S **_OBSCENE!!"_*
This girl must have some negative charisma modifiers.
I'd say so, yeah
I mean, her charisma is high enough to affect me so it can't be that low
on a scale from 1 - 10 here charisma is on a negativ 20 or this orc got a blessing from a god to resist anything
Oh no way, its plenty high. Its just that our orc here has a godly wisdom modifier.
@@austinmonreal2331 either that, or our orc boi has a "Loincloth of Thot Repelling" which Causes all Charm effects to Fail.
2:39
Congratulations Star, you are now entitled to 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥.
I Agree
ITS TIME TO STOP!?!
what did i just hear..
Dayne Grant the question makes this more of a pink guy than a joji sounding meme... and I love it
I am okay with this. And I’m not okay with me being okay with this
0:46 "he leaves through my window, ogre is love i say... ogre is life"
This was too short-
*PARTS 3 & 4 COMING SOON, JUST LIKE ME!!! AHHHH!!!*
I died XD
That man has got Expertise in Wisdom and Charisma saving throws and advantage against charm effects.
I feel for the orc dude I got a half orc in my dnd campaign and there's npc in our group who would'nt stop trying to get with him
(He's just a pure bard who wants to play music 😭)
He wants to entertain others but not in that way
A bard not fucking everything in sight? What is this heresy you speak of?
My female Shadow elf is flirty but damn not this much 0_0
I based my orc character after this guy XD
Storig 2.0
Orc:"Didnt your friends build this to keep you from getting lost"
Elf:"I only hit it a few times"
Her friends must feel bad for that orc
You guys did quality work on the dub for this already-great comic, but it was the moment at 1:58 that earned you a sub. The shift from Elf's put-on seductive voice to being adorably dismayed was gold.
2:35 "Part 3 and 4 coming soon..." Can't wait to see that.
"Just like me, Ah!" Ok, now I really can't wait to see that.
the question is: what? xD
@@dracotheshadowphoenix Everything they bring to us.
@@Grivel176 are you fucking okay with this? Most of this channel's audience is below 14, yet they upload shit like this. They should at least age restrict it.
YEAH, MORE
@@iveros8481 this is absolutely not nsfw lmao, the original isnt and neither will this, it just has a bunch of dirty jokes
Elf: “My bottom half is going to be sexually teased!”
Orc: “Ahhhh shit. Here we go again.”
Can we all just appreciate how talented these VAs are? They manage to make even the most cliche dialogue sound good.
“Elf’s elf will be teased by an Orc’s orc” wow, am I reading Shakespeare or what?
Good god, she's as P A R C H E D as ever, huh?
As thirsty as the Atacama desert
patrick smith
This is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Screw that. This Elf girl is as parched and thirsty as the planet Mercury is. And that is actually pretty damn parched and thirsty.....😦
@@mr.chaosvicious5968 and as hot as venus
@@thenthson 😏 My man. Thats pretty much it.
"If Darkness was an elf in another world part 2"
More like: "That Time Darkness was Reincarnated As An Elf" part two.😆
I used to be an orc raider like you, but then I took an elven succubus to the D.
It's like your dad saying "no" almost everything
Expect letting u in the house but no SEDUCING
I swear, I really love this comic, although I didn't expect you to dub these but hey, I ain't complaining.
I'm not surprised this is the same star who on tumblr said that being lewded is a badge of honor
Sadly, the original comic creator isn't continuing the series.
You can't complain! Gulag for you!
Wait wtf I just finished the 1st part and the 2nd one comes out.
Neat
Watch it again, they're clearpy watching and waiting on you.
@@TheSuicidalGiraffe ikr
"Coming soon... just like me~" _Sounds of the evil unholy moaning_
*STAR NO-*
Why do I imagine this orc is trying to play doom and this elf is just harassing him
*For some reason*
this comic reminds me of Jaina Proudmoore and Thrall from World of Warcraft
Duchi Ikr!
In an alternate timeline maybe, though outside of both Horde and Alliance, orc and human hookups are a thing.
@@alex_ho Actually most groups don't even move through Horde-Alliance. The biggest ones are the neutrals that allow each; be it the Cenarion Circle or the Argent Dawn.
Hell, ain't part of a questline to unlock one of the raids in WoW Classic to make a GNOME hookup with a LAMIA?
@@creepypato3984 Ah yes, that quest.
We can safely say that the Naga... Have some adventerous tastes.
When I saw the title, I was like “This Girl Again?! Why do you do this to the poor Orc Guy?”
This is extremely funny. Just thinking that this lady's friends were trying to keep her safe by putting up a wall just for her to break through and just totally disregard their wishes 😂😂😂
I think one of the funniest parts is either our orc buddy already had a "YES! YES! YES!" pillow or the elf literally left the house and bought one and came back.
Goblin slayer in the corner
Confused screamimg
Why would goblinslayer be screaming? Hes an orc, not a gobo
@@kylemurphy8255 he thinks goblin are goblin like the oni he killed
Nihilist Boi goblin slayer only attacked goblins he has only killed and ork ones The others have all been goblins goblin slayer only kills
@@kylemurphy8255 Goblin is the common name for orcs, at least on Arda.
@@Jupiter__001_ It's a D&D world... Orks and Goblins are not the same. Just as Hobglings and Bugbears are not the same.
summer:sees winter*what are u doing here
winter :I came to visit you~
summer:ah so u have brain problems
2:13 missed oppurtonity to make the pillow change from "YES YES YES" into "NO NO NO".
*Good guy orc is literally the best roommate a person could ask for*
This is the thirstiest elf I've ever seen
Oh boy..you have no idea...there are way thirstier elves out there.
@@guypointinghishead5468 The thought that there are those thirstier terrifies me.
She's pretty much dehydrated
@@ShadowWolfRising It kinda does me as well. But I figured most people would think that was actually a good thing. Especially people who had a thing for elves.
You haven't seen my ex, I see.
This is by far the one of the most hilarious and clever subversions of the stereotypical Orc.
That elf girl is a complete nymphomaniac.
Kudos to that based orc guy.
this is genuinely the most wholesome shit i have seen on planet earth, i love that orc.
That orc has the self control of a Tibetan Monk XD
I mean, being slutty isn't really attractive to a lot of people.
So... eh.
@@intelligencecube6752 Yeah, but he even tolerates her in a very calm way XD
This manga is so underrated I hope the author decides to continue it someday
As legos the wolf once said, (probably): Virginity rocks, remain pure.
Both voice actors did fantastic work. Wasn’t expecting such high quality dubbing. Well done everyone involved!
Im surprised she gave up so easily when trying to enter the room
Oddly... the transparent one's the least... *ahem* worrysome. At least the Orc can stay hidden from a wandering elf...
W A I T.
When you realize what the transparency is for...
I'd use it to sneak away from her
@@reaperandgrim I DON'T THINK THEY MEAN THAT TYPE OF TRANSPARENT-
@@blaiseplayz6740 well that makes it worse
I..... I don't get it
This orc is on another level of pure and utter power. At this point he’s asserting his dominance by existing. Lesser mortals cower before his absolute resolve. Even as i watch and type this, I cower at the thought that as a person, I am inadequate. This orc is the true definition of a man
WHY DO I LIKE THIS SERIES SO MUCH
Star won't be the same when she finishes this
*WE GOTTA STOP HER*
She is already lost to the ways of Slaanesh, Purging her will be the only way to make her atone for her sins! FOR THE EMPERUHHH!
Xarath Dominion DEUS VULT
@@rokechikan4481 DEUS IMPERATOR VULT!
@@XarathDominion This truly is a dark day for the comic dubbing community... Welp! No sense in letting her become even more corrupted, I'll go get the promethium. Brother get the flamer. The HEAVY Flamer.
get me a flamer .No a heavy flamer
Again!
Me: do you need some water
Elf: what wh
Everyone: BECAUSE YOU HELLA THIRSTY!!!
This elf would be my waifu.
Assuming she was real, the hard part would be getting her to marry me first. If I described marriage as "bondage of matrimony" she would totally be down for it.
Bruh, calm whatever's down there
s i m p
Nah dude, the orc is the true waifu. He can cook, he has patience, and he’s caring! He’s total waifu material.
I dunno man, that elf seems into some nasty shit
And im not sure i want so fullfil her fantasies
I would love to see this as an actual show!
( at the end of the video)
Me:
I'm counting on it
( at the last second)
Me:
N-never mind
Orc: This woman is gonna go be the death of me. Smh 😧
The Orc can look at the Berlin Wall for some examples.
0:27 oh boy! I can’t wait to stick my human human into a human’s human!
The elves built a wall to keep her from the orcs. Makes me wonder how many times this has happened
**sigh** my brain is sending me flashbacks of that one elfxorc doujin...
I'm guessing it wasn't wholesome?
Sauce?
@@reaperandgrim Vanilla, lots and lots of vanilla...
😨 Yeah,something is just absolutely screaming at me that we are actually MUCH better off NOT knowing about that ElfxOrc doujin you were talking about....
Ah, I'm glad your experience on your Sins tumblr page is being put to good use.
The self control of this ork is outrageous
That medicine that makes you transparent sounds quite useful, I'll take 2 for the road.
If the orc dont want the elf is time for us to meet her
At this point, i am convinced her meeting Mr. good orc was ordained by fate to prevent her meeting an unfortunate end.
Also, he could try the Translucent potion so she can't see him. That way she gets half of what she wants and he gets peace of mind.
*I DON'T THINK IT MEANS THAT TYPE OF TRANSPARENT, THOUGH-*
*Poor orc just wants to live his life peacefully cause he had seen things you'd never imagine*
This series is like an anti-doujin and it's amazing.
2:38 DEAR GOD, WOMAN.
Part 3
*Sexual harassment lawsuit*
Part 4,
hell of a Hard Time.
Orc is best boi. And everyone's waiting for that dinner episode. Gotta be perfect.
This orc is too pure for this world
This god awful series is back AND I LOVE IT
The girl just wants the orc D
But the orc too nice
Poor orc
This Orc is like "WILL SOMEBODY CALL 911 HOLYSHIT"
This needs to be a full series or even a manga or anime god i laugh so much this makes my day
You know this chick reminds me of The abridged version of zarbon. Or better yet devil Artemis
.......Send these videos to Devil Artemis.
@@ShadowWolfRising wait what do you mean buddy
@@pistachiostash3342 Just imagine the videos he'd make after seeing these.
She actually kinda reminds me of Zarbon from DivineMalzar's channel.
Zarbon: "Oh my god,my nipples!"😆
One of the First 10 or so comments here.
Yes, I am a filthy Casual.
Please, do not hurt me. For this is just a comment on the internet.
congratulations lad
Are bears a type of dog?
Or is it the other way around?
@@jamesmoriarty4236 B o g s
Ikari Vegerut D e a r s
@@jamesmoriarty4236 E E E E E
the more innocent an elf is the better it feels to corrupt it, this elf has no innocence and thus there's no reason to corrupt her.
The orc is by far my favorite character in any story.