@@marcusavey8529 Who are you to tell a private business that they can't own slaves? Let people choose their own morals and vote with their wallet. Up yours, woke moralist.
@@gcaplan1 sdefsdtgkjgwezobkuzhgrewhbgtz54rwekiu sherlock my mans, how many years did ya study psychology to become such an incredibly astute observer of sarcasm?
@@elgatochurro It's just amazing how the mad ramblings of some guy are just the exact kind of insane ramblings from an 80's cartoon villain. It's surreal.
@@TJlolbagger I'm sure the man has made some good points before. But here he: > says he would be willing to die over a goddamn tweet (explicitly not using the phrase "would rather die" as hyperbole) > equates LGBT+ pride with the biblical sin of pride (which refers to selfishness, not pride in enduring the hardships of being LGBT+) > implies men cannot get mastectomies as a gotcha (ignoring that gynecomastia exists) > refers to a surgeon(s) performing a consensual mastectomy on a trans man as a "butcher" and "fascist" (lol) > calls said mastectomy a "Nazi medical experiment" (lolx2) > implies that mastectomies for transmen (and by extension all gender-reafirming surgery) should be illegal (which is much closer to fascist thought than whatever he thinks it is) I don't need to be "told" that what Peterson is saying here is stupid, hateful nonsense. In fact, I think you're the one who needs to think critically if you think people need to be brainwashed in order to disagree with you here.
@@TJlolbagger Peterson couldn't hack it in real academia so he went into self-help and became a political ideologue after his initial tantrums against actual scholars became famous. Everyone educated has seen his mad ramblings for what they are since the start.
@@TJlolbagger - no, it's because even _when_ he makes a cogent point, he only manages to pull it off after 5-15 minutes of anecdotes and convoluted examples, brought forth in the least inspired, intriguing or even only entertaining way possible. The reason you find his empty, inflated ramblings to be "deep" is because, well, you've been told they are - by his hosts and by himself. Often the point he makes (if it's a rational one at all) is extremely simple and self-evident, banal.
If you need evidence that this is the cursed timeline, The Simpsons did a joke back in 2000 where Donald Trump became president. They did it because it would be an unsolvable existential problem for Lisa.
@@Shade7x I didn't ask for the who, I asked for the circumstances. If it's just the red get-up and right-leaning bias, that's an unfortunately superficial comparison. Herr Doctor deserves better.
This is so funny. It's absolutely in-character for Skeletor to rant like this. Someone should pitch a sort of Drawn Together for current times of '80s cartoon characters just parroting social media outbursts like this.
Skeletor is the good guy. The whole show is about him trying to go back to his house that got stolen from him and some naked asshole who keeps stopping him.
imagine not being able to get into your house because some naked hobo keeps swinging a knife at you saying "who has the power now??" and wont let you in X'D
Best parody so far but dam you for tempting my into another viewing of Cody's Shody again! Still at least the shody in question is an extremely brief one so long as you DO. NOT. LOOK. AT. THE. TIME. STAMP.
@@BigDome1 he got banned for a website for posting a hateful rant. Not exactly comparable to the student standing in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square.
@@BigDome1 funny, I'd say it was pretty histrionic to suggest that Jordan's been silenced when he still has a Facebook page, Patreon and RUclips channel where he's continuing to post his transphobic nonsense. His videos complaining about the Twitter ban are still up on RUclips. Not to mention he fact he announced he was voluntarily "quitting Twitter" in May but then continued to post dozens of times a day until he was suspended for the transphobic tweet. I notice you also don't seem to take any issue with the content of the tweet itself, suggesting that an adult choosing to transition and get top/bottom surgery is somehow criminal, or how that's not somehow encouraging "control of your liberties". Freedom of speech and freedom of choice unless you disagree with it, hey?
@mistergoodfellow no, I meant hateful. I'm not going to debate you as to whether calling a person's decision to voluntarily transition and receive gender affirming surgeries a "criminal act" could subjectively be seen as anything other than that.
I'd say it sound more appropriately ridiculous as part of a rant from Skeletor than an actual person, much less someone who styles themselves an intellectual.
There's more to it; these are snippets from the full thing. But I assure you, the full thing does it no favors. It just makes it more coherent, but not any more valid.
@@mistergoodfellow5847 Autogynophelia? Are you seriously trying to make the absurd and fear mongering connection between pedophilia and being trans? Because that worked so well when homophobes tried that in the 80s with regards to homosexuality. Geez! You know the science disagrees. In multiple disciplines no less We already know that sex characteristics in humans are distributed through bimodal means. That’s just biological fact. They can also scan brains of people who are trans and it shows that trans women do indeed have brains of females and trans men have the brains of males, if I may be so crass. Sex is not a binary nor is it recognised as such by any biologist worth their salt. You can’t have a binary with exceptions after all. And there are indeed biological exceptions. Hermaphroditism, pseudomites, various intersex conditions etc all are known to be observable biological phenomenons in the human species. According to sociology, anthropology and related sciences, there does seem to be distinct differences in how various cultures treat masculinity and femininity. Hell I’m biracial so I don’t need scientist to tell me that. I’ve observed it all my life. If someone goes through all the trouble of transitioning, the social stigma, the tribulations of surgery and all that entails, chances are it’s a real phenomenon worth exploring in good faith. Just saying Unless you don’t like exploring things with the tools of scientific inquiry and critical thinking skills? Are you just content to live with your biases?
@@mistergoodfellow5847 "Regular, functioning, normal human beings" as you describe, sound like they are going to have a difficult time adapting in the future. Where increasing complexity of the world we live will continue to transpose itself upon human nature. That we're only struggling with gender identity at the moment is pretty fortunate, I think.
Your abridged version of his actual repeats in my head sometimes. If I hear a bs argument from somebody I'll in my head go, "and I would die than learn" using your voice.
Yeah but would Skeletor tell you to slay your dragons and rescue your father from the belly of the whale instead of being a dependent burden on Eternia?
Приколы
ruclips.net/video/hSNWkRw53Jo/видео.html Peterson is a silly man.
Nice link. It was a good Showdy
@@marcusavey8529
Who are you to tell a private business that they can't own slaves? Let people choose their own morals and vote with their wallet. Up yours, woke moralist.
I mean the more you dig into this dude the more you realize he's quite similar to Alex Jones
@@gcaplan1 sdefsdtgkjgwezobkuzhgrewhbgtz54rwekiu sherlock my mans, how many years did ya study psychology to become such an incredibly astute observer of sarcasm?
Peterson literally doesnt know what truth is, so...
The fact that He-Man has his preferred pronoun in his actual name must be extra infuriating for poor Skeletor.
Good one
Wonderful comment this.
Brilliant.
His creator was playing the long game.
OMG lmao
"Shouldn't it be whocancels whom"
"Fuck you"
Can't think of a better ending
He-man is a grammar nazi confirmed
Profanity in the comments no shadow ban
I been fucking jipped
Hey, those are My two favorite words to throw at people when I can't think of a way to win an argument.... "Fuck you! "
LoL
@@mk3ferret fuck yeah!
It reminded me of "fwak you!" In response to "do you speak English?"
Can't believe Skeletor told me to clean my room
The idea of Skeletor becoming a self-help con-artist is hilarious to me
You might find Trapjaw
Clean your god damn room
He said something about lobster too
I should wash my what?
I love how not a single word was changed and it still sounds like skeletor.
It honestly sounds a lot more natural as Skeletor.
Skeletor is less insane than Peterson
@@chrismorris6865 And better looking.
Skeletor saying sons of bitches sounds more natural than Peterson
😂 "what rules?"
a medical professional ranting about being banned from social media and speaking that way doesn't sound very professional
It's the Western Canadian accent.
@@kentallard8852
At this point he's more of a former medical professional--he hasn't done clinical work or even a professorship in years
Peterson just reading off a daily wire script.
"these increasingly strange days" he says, sitting on his throne made of bones
That's equally as badass as a throne made of swords from a Game of Thrones.
Isn't that like sitting on your own preserves of ur relatives?
Not to him, he IS bones
Well... yeah
I hear Peterson does the same thing.
Fun fact: Skeletor learned about lobster hierarchies from Clawful.
MYAH!
The deviant Merman knew of that too.
Chapter One ;) I believe
😂👍
Hahaha ☠️
The little “fuck you” at the end just ties it all together so perfectly, got a good laugh out of me.
Same here 😂
"I have had some post coital, so to speak thoughts"
thats phrasing sounds very in character for skeletor
your Skeletor voice is dangerously on point & criminally underused LMAO
Is it criminal? I’ll leave that up to YOU to answer…
Bro He-man too
Not just the Skeletor voice, but the combination with Peterson's mannerism and inflections LOL It's so fking good!
I'll take _any_ excuse to hear your Skeletor voice, but this fits... scarily well.
He just needs to proselytize about Lobsters
Come to think of it, I’d love to see someone do this monologue as Megatron. 😂
@@hypnometalIt would make Starscream's attempts to seize power more than justified.
Most inspirational quote I can think of:
"What rules, you sons of bitches?"
We can take a note from He/She/They-Man and mess with the grammar: “What rules? You, sons of bitches!”
@@warmachineorwhat And we can take a note from Skeletor:
Fuck you.
It's not fair how accurate these voice imitations were. I wouldn't mind buying Skeletor's 12 rules for death audio book.
Safe to say, whether it's an audiobook, e-book, softcover, or hardcover, it still won't give you control of Castle Greyskull.
"I've overdosed on benzos again...Nyah!!!"
I shouldn't be laughing at this but this sounds SO much like a fucking cartoon villain rant. It's incredible.
@@elgatochurro It's just amazing how the mad ramblings of some guy are just the exact kind of insane ramblings from an 80's cartoon villain. It's surreal.
@@TJlolbaggerYeah that MUST be it. 👍
@@TJlolbagger I'm sure the man has made some good points before. But here he:
> says he would be willing to die over a goddamn tweet (explicitly not using the phrase "would rather die" as hyperbole)
> equates LGBT+ pride with the biblical sin of pride (which refers to selfishness, not pride in enduring the hardships of being LGBT+)
> implies men cannot get mastectomies as a gotcha (ignoring that gynecomastia exists)
> refers to a surgeon(s) performing a consensual mastectomy on a trans man as a "butcher" and "fascist" (lol)
> calls said mastectomy a "Nazi medical experiment" (lolx2)
> implies that mastectomies for transmen (and by extension all gender-reafirming surgery) should be illegal (which is much closer to fascist thought than whatever he thinks it is)
I don't need to be "told" that what Peterson is saying here is stupid, hateful nonsense. In fact, I think you're the one who needs to think critically if you think people need to be brainwashed in order to disagree with you here.
@@TJlolbagger Peterson couldn't hack it in real academia so he went into self-help and became a political ideologue after his initial tantrums against actual scholars became famous. Everyone educated has seen his mad ramblings for what they are since the start.
@@TJlolbagger - no, it's because even _when_ he makes a cogent point, he only manages to pull it off after 5-15 minutes of anecdotes and convoluted examples, brought forth in the least inspired, intriguing or even only entertaining way possible. The reason you find his empty, inflated ramblings to be "deep" is because, well, you've been told they are - by his hosts and by himself. Often the point he makes (if it's a rational one at all) is extremely simple and self-evident, banal.
This sounds like something Skeletor would absolutely say
I feel like that's an insult to Skeletor's evil name.
@@timothymclean I'm sorry, I should rephrase. SKELETOR, THE MASTER OF INSULTS AND SWORN ENEMY OF HE-MAN
Skeletor wouldn't be a transphobe, he's a Masters Of The Universe character
What version of heman did you watch?
@@okoj1301 most likely one of the two Netflix original he-mans.
This cursed timeline finally yields something worthwhile.
'Tis a strange fruit, but edible.
True
i liked the horse medicine abortions bit that was pretty funny.
If you need evidence that this is the cursed timeline, The Simpsons did a joke back in 2000 where Donald Trump became president. They did it because it would be an unsolvable existential problem for Lisa.
"If they were male breasts ..."
*dramatic zooms*
The roll on the 'r' every time he says 'breasts' is just perfect.
Somehow, this is the second time Peterson has been compared to a megalomaniacal skull.
That's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
What were the circumstances surrounding the first?
@@a-s-greig Marvel’s Red Skull was (not so) subtly being compared to Peterson recently.
@@Shade7x I didn't ask for the who, I asked for the circumstances. If it's just the red get-up and right-leaning bias, that's an unfortunately superficial comparison. Herr Doctor deserves better.
@@a-s-greig In a Captain America comic, Red Skull comes up with a new way to warp the public, his "10 Rules for Life".
This is so funny. It's absolutely in-character for Skeletor to rant like this. Someone should pitch a sort of Drawn Together for current times of '80s cartoon characters just parroting social media outbursts like this.
Ngl I’d watch the hell out of that
Robot chicken
NEED
This is already funnier than all episodes of Drawn Together was anyway.
Yes
I can't stop watching this. It never gets old.
ikr, lol
The ending is with He-Man is just pure comedy gold.
He-Man almost sounded a bit concerned for him.
Another 10/10, I’ll just add it to the fridge
Please tell me you have a playlist called "The Fridge"
@@thetalesofdaneandco damn that's good lol wish I came up with that one.
“He-Man you need to stop putting your pronouns in your name, you woke moralists” -Skeletor
This is a fucking masterpiece
They say creativity is drawing connections between two seemingly disconnected things and making something new. Definition fulfilled on this one.
This feels like something that was written for skeletor if he ever appeared on the venture Brothers lol
I could watch an entire He-Man abridged series if Kaiser did Skeletor's voice. **Wink wink nudge nudge**
This does bring a smile to my face
He-Man Coast to Coast.
That ending was just perfect LMAO
Utterly hilarious
CLEAN YOUR ROOM, HE-MAN!
Imagine being he-man and just walking into this whole long skeletor rant when all you wanted to do was save eternia.
I thought he was gonna tell me to clean my room in order to save my father from the belly of the monster.
The person doing He-Man's voice is perfect!
Tom is a fucking champion.
Skeletor is the good guy. The whole show is about him trying to go back to his house that got stolen from him and some naked asshole who keeps stopping him.
LOL nope. Castle Greyskull never legitimately belonged to Skeletor.
@@paireon3419 It depends whether you accept the One Castle Policy.
Typical day in Florida :D
imagine not being able to get into your house because some naked hobo keeps swinging a knife at you saying "who has the power now??" and wont let you in X'D
Poor guy just wants to tidy his room.
this is so fucking good
However you feel about Peterson, this is objectively funny.
I'm guessing this is a timeline where he's not married to He-man.
Best parody so far but dam you for tempting my into another viewing of Cody's Shody again! Still at least the shody in question is an extremely brief one so long as you DO. NOT. LOOK. AT. THE. TIME. STAMP.
Same energy as "Don't mention the war!"
Masterful
After hearing the original I promptly cancelled myself in fear of being cancelled by him. This guy has no chill.
best part when stand up and say "what rules you sons of BITCHES
"
All it’s missing is a “Hail Lobster” at the end.
I can't tell what I'm laughing more at
The idea that skeletor said the whole damn thing or the F U at the end
(Skeletor stands, with haste) "What rules, you sons of bitches!?"
Bravo.
Now Peterson is back. So much for not needing Twitter.
The way you put the little trill on some of the "R"'s... *magnifique*
the sped up movements are the best especially when he gets up from his throne
The fact that jp sits in a chair in a dark ass room talking like a supervillain this is crazy accurate lol
I THIUGUT YOU MEANT THE SF CHARACTER 😭😭
To be honest, I find it easier to take those words seriously when they come out of Skeletors mouth.
Ok, your voice acting is awesome. Good work, I love this. You need to make a series of these! As one thespian to another, I adore this!
Skeletor Peterson deleted the tweet lol
The end was perfection. Im literally in tears :D
I just love THE idea of skeletor giving this speech to heman
HeMan is like "wtf is he on"
I swear this is the funniest and stupidest thing that had ever happened
I love the broly-esque leathery sound effects whenever he moves that underline that this SKELETON is swole AF
The "I would rather die" still doesn't sound as ridiculous as when Peterson said it
@@BigDome1 he got banned for a website for posting a hateful rant. Not exactly comparable to the student standing in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square.
@@BigDome1 funny, I'd say it was pretty histrionic to suggest that Jordan's been silenced when he still has a Facebook page, Patreon and RUclips channel where he's continuing to post his transphobic nonsense. His videos complaining about the Twitter ban are still up on RUclips. Not to mention he fact he announced he was voluntarily "quitting Twitter" in May but then continued to post dozens of times a day until he was suspended for the transphobic tweet.
I notice you also don't seem to take any issue with the content of the tweet itself, suggesting that an adult choosing to transition and get top/bottom surgery is somehow criminal, or how that's not somehow encouraging "control of your liberties". Freedom of speech and freedom of choice unless you disagree with it, hey?
@mistergoodfellow no, I meant hateful. I'm not going to debate you as to whether calling a person's decision to voluntarily transition and receive gender affirming surgeries a "criminal act" could subjectively be seen as anything other than that.
@@sundayarvo wasn’t hateful, and is totally true. When those kids Sue their parents I hope you are one of them. You are all going to burn in hell.
I'd say it sound more appropriately ridiculous as part of a rant from Skeletor than an actual person, much less someone who styles themselves an intellectual.
this is canon, I have spoken
This is incredible, I can't stop laughing. Dude really did just fucking go full Skeletor xD
Wow, the guy they got to voice Skeletor sounds like the original voice actor.
I don't even know why but of all things, Skeletor talking about male breasts made me lose it 😂
Masterpiece, truly you are an artist.
Skeleton definitely fixes his bed before he goes to do some evil shit. Man got his priorities straight.
Incredible work of art
this feels like a Venture Bros bit
I didn't know I needed this but omg
He-Man's like "Imma just head out, this is too weird for me."
And, in a skeletorian sense…
The copypasta nobody asked for but we all deserve. Thank you Kaiser for making this and thank you Peterson for the insane outburst
@@derekgeorgeandrews good thing no one is butchering minors then.
That was amazingly fitting!
I didn't know I needed this..well, i needed it....thank you
I don't know how you miss skeletor ordering one of his minions to clean their room.
This is PERFECT!!
This is hilarious. Do more!
great impression
Hey Kaiser, I don't know if you remember my comment from last year, but if you somehow do... this is exactly what I wanted to see.
💀🐸Up yours, woke moralists. will see who cancels who!!!! 🐸💀
spectacular job, some memes when treated with love and care are worth it
This is gold you got to do more
This is hilarious. Do more Skeletor Peterson.
The end was 😂
Up yours, He-Man. We’ll see who cancels who.
This is amazing!
Fuck man, need these voices in a proper he-man sequel.
I was hoping you'd replace all the swears with Skeletor isms but this is still great
Spot on!
Please do more of theses.
I didn't realize this was his actual full monologue. Holy shit, Peterson is even more unhinged than I thought.
There's more to it; these are snippets from the full thing.
But I assure you, the full thing does it no favors. It just makes it more coherent, but not any more valid.
@@KaiserNeko True; saying inane, insane and stupid bulllshit in a coherent way does not make it any less inane, insane and stupid bulllshit.
Sucks too because I used to respect him since he had some profound ideas
@@arloc357 I don't think he fully recovered from his mental breakdown.
@@KaiserNeko can I see a link to a pic about the tweet
I can't believe Skeletor would be transphobic I'm literally shaking and crying rn
@@timothymclean the fact that something like meme-blind reactionary is just common vernacular for you is pitiful and repulsive beyond words
@@mistergoodfellow5847 Autogynophelia? Are you seriously trying to make the absurd and fear mongering connection between pedophilia and being trans? Because that worked so well when homophobes tried that in the 80s with regards to homosexuality.
Geez!
You know the science disagrees. In multiple disciplines no less
We already know that sex characteristics in humans are distributed through bimodal means. That’s just biological fact.
They can also scan brains of people who are trans and it shows that trans women do indeed have brains of females and trans men have the brains of males, if I may be so crass.
Sex is not a binary nor is it recognised as such by any biologist worth their salt. You can’t have a binary with exceptions after all. And there are indeed biological exceptions. Hermaphroditism, pseudomites, various intersex conditions etc all are known to be observable biological phenomenons in the human species.
According to sociology, anthropology and related sciences, there does seem to be distinct differences in how various cultures treat masculinity and femininity. Hell I’m biracial so I don’t need scientist to tell me that. I’ve observed it all my life.
If someone goes through all the trouble of transitioning, the social stigma, the tribulations of surgery and all that entails, chances are it’s a real phenomenon worth exploring in good faith.
Just saying
Unless you don’t like exploring things with the tools of scientific inquiry and critical thinking skills?
Are you just content to live with your biases?
@@mistergoodfellow5847 "Regular, functioning, normal human beings" as you describe, sound like they are going to have a difficult time adapting in the future. Where increasing complexity of the world we live will continue to transpose itself upon human nature. That we're only struggling with gender identity at the moment is pretty fortunate, I think.
The last 10 second really makes it for me.
Your abridged version of his actual repeats in my head sometimes. If I hear a bs argument from somebody I'll in my head go, "and I would die than learn" using your voice.
Anyone who uses 'whom' in a sentence is just being pretentious
Yeah but would Skeletor tell you to slay your dragons and rescue your father from the belly of the whale instead of being a dependent burden on Eternia?
I will never get tired of that e
Brilliant work
I would have expected Jordan peterson of all people to know the proper use of who and whom