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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Up yours, woke imperialists.

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  • @Hajfena63
    @Hajfena63  11 месяцев назад +91

    Hey, if you like this Jordan Peterson meme check out my new one!
    ruclips.net/video/lht3pUH0tRM/видео.html

  • @soliquid3420
    @soliquid3420 2 года назад +6073

    I don't know why George keeps making these changes.

    • @nicobones9608
      @nicobones9608 2 года назад +64

      Best comment so far!

    • @merasmurry1460
      @merasmurry1460 2 года назад +27

      The facts are that greto shot first, sorry but facts don't care about your feelings.

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 2 года назад +8

      it's been out of his hands for 10 years, he must have stolen some disney employee's credentials at the last premiere

    • @sagerbomb48
      @sagerbomb48 2 года назад +7

      It’s like poetry.

    • @soliquid3420
      @soliquid3420 2 года назад +6

      @@sagerbomb48 ...it rhymes.

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll9108 2 года назад +2644

    Begun, the Culture War has

    • @Funky_Player2
      @Funky_Player2 2 года назад +53

      LMAO GOD TIER COMMENT

    • @bongoseropersa5240
      @bongoseropersa5240 2 года назад +25

      💀💀💀💀

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 2 года назад

      The CIS are the good guys wanting to escape the Woke, corrupt government.

    • @drpepper96x82
      @drpepper96x82 2 года назад +43

      Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance

    • @mr.mintman7545
      @mr.mintman7545 2 года назад +1

      @@drpepper96x82 The Media, most Unis, Corporations and Hollywood are all right wing x)
      Educate thyself youngling

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 2 года назад +2745

    "You fought in the Culture Wars?"
    "I was once a gender knight, same as your father."

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 2 года назад +72

      In reality, Peterson fights for the creators of the culture war lol

    • @haydencarn8737
      @haydencarn8737 Год назад +5

      Eww.

    • @chevongrant3589
      @chevongrant3589 Год назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KeiKAndLies
      @KeiKAndLies Год назад +20

      ​@rjcary84 in your deluded "reality". 😂

    • @MichaelK_
      @MichaelK_ Год назад +9

      @@KeiKAndLieselaborate please? You just put reality in quotation marks and expect to be taken seriously? What are, 12? Grow tf up or get off social media

  • @BlueRockEye
    @BlueRockEye 2 года назад +1102

    I love how the original scene is supposed to be menacing, but Peterson’s delivery of ”I have essentially been banned from Twitter” is just mildly displeased

    • @kokko9507
      @kokko9507 2 года назад +44

      That's what happens when you have no authority but try to sound like you would.

    • @happytimz3
      @happytimz3 2 года назад +28

      @@kokko9507 Or just when the context of the original video doesn't fit the context of the edit lol

    • @kokko9507
      @kokko9507 2 года назад +15

      @@happytimz3 there is no more context for an elderly man screaming at Twitter in front of professional camera crew.

    • @happytimz3
      @happytimz3 2 года назад +35

      @@kokko9507 Just.. watch it lmfao. He didn't scream once. Have you ever actually listened to the man speak?

    • @kokko9507
      @kokko9507 2 года назад +14

      @@happytimz3 how long have you been on the Internet? Little things for you:
      1. "Old man yells at cloud" is a meme from Simpsons
      2. Don't take things literally. Even if he litcsherally didn't scream in his video, it was nothing but an old man having a crying fit for 15 minutes. Screaming would not have made it worse, it was already that bad.
      3. It's RUclips. Stop taking things the wrong way. People make a comment and forget it. They do not ponder it for 5 minutes trying to fool themselves in to thinking they're some sort of intellectual. That is reserved exclusively for you JBP fanboys.

  • @luigi7146
    @luigi7146 2 года назад +5926

    Somehow Jordan Peterson returned.

    • @sawyeratkinson
      @sawyeratkinson 2 года назад +174

      This comment works on so many different levels it made me burst out with a chuckle

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 года назад +99

      No that is not true... that is impossible!

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +27

      He never left bro

    • @dylerturden8018
      @dylerturden8018 2 года назад +23

      Exactly what I thought after the benzo saga

    • @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232
      @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232 2 года назад +40

      Dude was much more likable in that coma.

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 2 года назад +5883

    I woulda fell out of my seat if he woulda told Darth Vader to clean up his room 😂

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 2 года назад +73

      Darth Vader would not put up with such puerile nonsense (and neither should anyone else). Even Jordan Peterson can sense real danger ... sometimes. But you're right, that would have been amazing and yet also unfitting given that Darth Vader's facilities are always looking spotless, which would serve as an interesting reflection on how out of touch Jordan Peterson is with so many people in his audiences.

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 2 года назад +26

      @@RandolfRichardson
      Wouldn't that mean that Darth Vader actually took his advice?

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 2 года назад +11

      @@crimsoncourt9354: Ha! If Darth Vader took Dr. Jordan Peterson's advice, then the entire Star Wars series would very likely not be the success that it is today.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад

      @@crimsoncourt9354 Having fun defending a zionist shill?

    • @jamalisujang2712
      @jamalisujang2712 2 года назад +1

      Then it would end early.

  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 2 года назад +727

    Lmao, this is phenomenal

  • @matheus71998
    @matheus71998 2 года назад +815

    "Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who." and the Imperial March upwards...such a perfect combination

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 2 года назад +3084

    "He's just a boy"
    The seeds for Vader's rebellion against the Emperor were planted early

    • @antke1472
      @antke1472 2 года назад +17

      Actually isnt he agreeing with Peterson here?

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 2 года назад +312

      @@antke1472
      Nope cause Peterson doesn't agree with Elliot Page being a boy.
      He is being slow with correcting himself on Elliot's name and gender to try and make a point and imply that he views Elliot's identity as wrong.
      In this scene, Vader is disagreeing with Peterson. Peterson is implying that Elliot Page should not have been allowed to transition, and is a woman. Vader is supporting Page by saying "He's just a boy." So they are not agreeing.

    • @michaelweir9666
      @michaelweir9666 2 года назад +203

      @@dazeyndrowsy To add to that Vader's line straight-up calls out JP for getting so heavily worked up over someone's 'convoluted' naming scheme when it's literally just "he's a boy.

    • @justina9151
      @justina9151 2 года назад +54

      @@Clown_the_Clown Well no. You actually said something that is incorrect

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 2 года назад +15

      @@justina9151 Cope and seethe

  • @ThomasLWoolsey
    @ThomasLWoolsey 2 года назад +2261

    "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    *Peterson slowly turns to face the camera*
    "Well it depends on what you mean by "learn"

    • @amaryllis0
      @amaryllis0 2 года назад +128

      More like "well it depends on what you mean by 'learn', 'power', 'possible', and 'is'"

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +178

      “Now, let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that I, Ben Shapiro, wanted to learn this power? Would that not make me, in these circumstances, a woke moralist?”

    • @basicallyaleftist3407
      @basicallyaleftist3407 2 года назад

      The term "learning" in itself dates back to greek mythology and feeds into the Jungian Dark Triad archetype of the human persona. Only post-modern marxists and other far-left degenerates "learn", you using that term clearly signals which side you occupy in the struggle between good and evil. You my friend are in fact riding with the four horsemen of the apocalypse. And that's not bloody good, that's the opposite of good.

    • @guylfe
      @guylfe 2 года назад +11

      It's NOT obvious!

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 2 года назад +11

      It's complicated!

  • @JudgeHortler
    @JudgeHortler Год назад +50

    "He's just a boy"
    Beautiful

  • @ShadySheev
    @ShadySheev 2 года назад +118

    Emperor Peterson: "We'll see who cancels who!"
    Yoda: "We'll see who cancels whom! Precise with your grammar, you must be!"
    Emperor Peterson: *Flips table*

  • @_Black_Lemonade
    @_Black_Lemonade 2 года назад +4068

    "You ever heard the tragedy of Carl Jung the wise? Not the story the world right now will tell you."

    • @zombilliefan9728
      @zombilliefan9728 2 года назад +19

      😂

    • @dilanmukidisi4lanz986
      @dilanmukidisi4lanz986 2 года назад +10

      Hahahah

    • @jankramolis8658
      @jankramolis8658 2 года назад +7

      Nice

    • @Nverdis
      @Nverdis 2 года назад +65

      Dude wtf is his obsession with Jung? And why should we BELIEVE Jung?
      Oh, and Jordan never talks about Jung’s idea of the Anima Animus male/femaleness that is in all humans… wonder why

    • @denizcan6032
      @denizcan6032 2 года назад +159

      @@Nverdis and I feel like you just read the first paragraph on wiki about anima and animus and basing this idea on that.

  • @Ninjaananas
    @Ninjaananas 2 года назад +7757

    He really called Darth Vader a woke moralist.

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 2 года назад +598

      He will call anyone woke moralist as long as it gets him money.

    • @Jaden-Ring
      @Jaden-Ring 2 года назад +272

      Woke moralist is when blatant transphobia is bad

    • @rijusnar1994
      @rijusnar1994 2 года назад

      @@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 woke moralist are also money warmongers and stupid ass people.
      Dont worry WE can Do that for both side

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 2 года назад +394

      @@Jaden-Ring
      Calling a factual man for what he is isn't transphobia. Look up the dictionary before you woke moralists drown the definition that made being transphobic bad in the first place. If it is any other definition other than the one suggested by the dictionary, being an act of discrimination, being transphobic ceases to be bad. The same goes with any other words. Redefine the word nazi by calling those who advocates for free speech as nazis, and the word ceases to be negative.

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 2 года назад +133

      @@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      Because they are woke moralists.

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 11 месяцев назад +60

    "Up yours, woke moralists" never stops being funny 😂

  • @chris__10
    @chris__10 11 месяцев назад +8

    " Ellen, I mean Elliott Page " - 🤣 sooo difficult to get the name right, unless Palpatine , i mean Peterson, did it on purpose.

  • @johnlienhart2717
    @johnlienhart2717 2 года назад +11302

    The editing was already good, but using the line "he's just a boy" really ascends this meme.

    • @jussehwagner3166
      @jussehwagner3166 2 года назад +435

      I just can't wrap my head around this literally impossible naming scheme

    • @polishempire2463
      @polishempire2463 2 года назад +47

      @@jussehwagner3166 what?

    • @TorilAzzalini-Machecler
      @TorilAzzalini-Machecler 2 года назад +373

      Vader gets it

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 2 года назад +20

      It was beautiful

    • @wlaba272
      @wlaba272 2 года назад

      Who? Ellen Page is a boy? She just changed her name and cut her tits off, that doesn't make you a boy xD

  • @_Black_Lemonade
    @_Black_Lemonade 2 года назад +6327

    "The academia will decide your fate"
    Jorden Petersen: "I am the academia"

    • @cadenorris4009
      @cadenorris4009 2 года назад +68

      "Understandable, have a nice day"

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 2 года назад +29

      Didn't he quit academia? 🤔

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 2 года назад +17

      @The Last Psychic Vampire Elder: I had to downvote that reply ... I'm sorry, but you left me with no other option. 🙁

    • @jakobrenner2230
      @jakobrenner2230 2 года назад +26

      “Not yet!”

    • @notloki3377
      @notloki3377 2 года назад

      I thought that was more fauci's territory, but okay

  • @rampant9358
    @rampant9358 2 года назад +170

    Holy shit, Jordan Peterson went from a Toronto clinical psychology teacher to the ruler of an interplanetary empire!

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 2 года назад +23

      Clean your room.

    • @stuarteaston1629
      @stuarteaston1629 2 года назад +24

      HAIL TO THE LOBSTER EMPIRE 🦞

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface Год назад

      You too can become the Emperor of a stellar empire, all you gotta do is load up on them benzos.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 11 месяцев назад

      I’m here for it.

    • @vaoline
      @vaoline 11 месяцев назад

      Maybe it was the other way round

  • @bransonlawson1213
    @bransonlawson1213 2 года назад +20

    Just the idea that Peterson would launch a galactic war all because he got banned on Twitter is amazing. This is pure fuckin genius!!

  • @andrewchou3974
    @andrewchou3974 2 года назад +1054

    Vader: "He's just a boy"
    Peterson: "It's treason, then"

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +42

      Ellen Page is a girl so Vader was incorrect here

    • @Miikasae
      @Miikasae 2 года назад +99

      @@dillonkeller4477 seething that even Vader is less transphobic than you. elliot page is a dude broski

    • @Baaaaaaaandyyy
      @Baaaaaaaandyyy 2 года назад

      @@Miikasae if you want to believe that your sex is malleable then good for you. but its not transphobic, nor does it mean you hold any predjuice agaisnt trans people if you stick with basic biology. if someone was to actually say they "hated" or "disliked" trans people and or acutally says hateful thing about them then that would be transphobic. this whole idea that just having a different view on the topic is transphobic, is just a cheap attempt to villify people who dont agree with others about it.

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад +1

      @@Miikasae Who?

    • @missingno88
      @missingno88 2 года назад +35

      @@Miikasae she will never be a real man lol cope more

  • @diznts393
    @diznts393 2 года назад +3467

    “The use of the right hemisphere of the brain is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.”

    • @djspenceital
      @djspenceital 2 года назад +35

      This guy gets it lol

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 2 года назад +97

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 года назад +200

      @@JohanKylander Not from mass media

    • @MsTendus
      @MsTendus 2 года назад

      @@indrickboreale7381 mass media is the one thing that hates trans people even more than Jordan Peterson!

    • @adude8424
      @adude8424 2 года назад +114

      @@JohanKylander Not from woke moralists

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 11 месяцев назад +8

    “Up yours woke moralists!”
    - Emperor Palpatine

  • @Addyson1991
    @Addyson1991 2 года назад +19

    Sith use red lightsabers because it simulates sexual arousal.

  • @HenrySylvester01
    @HenrySylvester01 2 года назад +1483

    “He’s just a boy” 🤣

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 2 года назад +24

      Aside from “I hate sand”, that’s got to be the dumbest thing he’s ever said.

    • @Otochiro1
      @Otochiro1 2 года назад +18

      @@tombarter3287 Who ? vader ?

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 2 года назад +1

      @@Otochiro1 Yes.

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 2 года назад

      @John Smith Which guy?

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 2 года назад +2

      got me rolling

  • @johnydsmithson6834
    @johnydsmithson6834 2 года назад +1323

    Ah yes. From Command and Conquer to Star Wars, Dr. Jordan B Peterson talent is as endless as the groundings he keeps giving me for my damn dirty room.

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 2 года назад +13

      Fun fact: Our entire planet is dirty. 😉

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 2 года назад +5

      @@RandolfRichardson
      That's not fun.

    • @SunwardRanger83
      @SunwardRanger83 2 года назад +16

      @@RandolfRichardson Of course it is, a significant portion of it is in fact composed of dirt.

    • @merasmurry1460
      @merasmurry1460 2 года назад +1

      Ha fatherless JP fan.

    • @forsaken22
      @forsaken22 2 года назад +11

      @@merasmurry1460 tell me that you're coping and crying without telling me that you're coping and crying.

  • @clashmustache
    @clashmustache 2 года назад +77

    The fact that the dialogue works so well just makes this 10x better

  • @ADMoxica
    @ADMoxica 2 года назад +52

    This is the best Jordan Peterson adaptation. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 2 года назад +249

    "He's just a boy" is perfectly placed.

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +12

      She isn't tho. Ellen Page is a girl and always will be.

    • @alexfernandez882
      @alexfernandez882 2 года назад +78

      @@dillonkeller4477 mate go push your agenda somewhere else

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад

      @@alexfernandez882 it's not an agenda it's just a statement of fact :)
      go be ignorant somewhere else

    • @TheLoneFlutist
      @TheLoneFlutist 2 года назад +49

      @@dillonkeller4477 Damn, and he's still more of a man than you'll ever be

    • @fauzi4752
      @fauzi4752 2 года назад +3

      isn't that an insult tho? I believe Elliot perceive themselves as man not boi

  • @markos1251
    @markos1251 2 года назад +76

    Darth Vader: What is thy bidding my master?
    Emperor Peterson: Clean your room.

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 2 года назад +4

    Vader: He's just a boy.
    Emperor Peterson: THINK AGAIN SUNSHINE!

  • @xi7837
    @xi7837 2 года назад +324

    I like that Jordan Peterson fans and his detractors can both appreciate how funny this is.

    • @user-vl9bw1lw1u
      @user-vl9bw1lw1u 2 года назад +51

      Yes i like him and this is hilarious. The first one i saw was him in Red Alert 2 and i died 😂

    • @FreakAboutSims3
      @FreakAboutSims3 2 года назад +29

      This is adult content and Peterson's fans are still in grade school.

    • @Fatb0ybadb0y
      @Fatb0ybadb0y Год назад +91

      @@FreakAboutSims3 cringe

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive Год назад +12

      @@FreakAboutSims3 well the second part of your statement is correct

    • @xentiment6581
      @xentiment6581 Год назад +10

      @@FreakAboutSims3 cringe (1)

  • @Wolfman2598
    @Wolfman2598 2 года назад +115

    “He’s just a boy” got me

    • @Rasengan9000ttt
      @Rasengan9000ttt 2 года назад +6

      They got to Vader. Its okay to call Elliot a girl in private. That’s why Peterson got so angry. He thought he could confide in his apprentice only to find that he too has become a simp for woke gender ideology, hence the anger in his voice. Honestly these memes are getting clever. Good political memes can be enjoyed no matter what you believe.

    • @angryskeletonpope2334
      @angryskeletonpope2334 2 года назад +74

      @@Rasengan9000ttt elliot's just a boy tho

    • @Rasengan9000ttt
      @Rasengan9000ttt 2 года назад

      @@angryskeletonpope2334 Up yours woke moralist!!

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 2 года назад +38

      @@Rasengan9000ttt but he is just a boy.

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 2 года назад

      @@angryskeletonpope2334 that's a mutilated woman

  • @owlgoddess8534
    @owlgoddess8534 2 года назад +537

    that "he is just a boy" line worked so perfectly oh my god

    • @stefvanroey8191
      @stefvanroey8191 2 года назад +87

      @@Chris_t0 you ok?

    • @christinabutterfield1801
      @christinabutterfield1801 2 года назад +64

      @@Chris_t0 then why do people like you constantly whine when adults do it?

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 2 года назад +12

      @@christinabutterfield1801 i have no problem with adults doing it, adults can do whatever they want

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 2 года назад +11

      I'd personally only have a problem with an adult who transitioned if they pushed there ideas onto youth

    • @owlgoddess8534
      @owlgoddess8534 2 года назад +72

      @@Chris_t0 no one’s pushing shit, kids are capable of making decisions about their own identities (source: i am a person who made a decision about her identity as a kid)

  • @gordlass
    @gordlass 2 года назад +28

    the idea that vader is actually progressive is pretty funny

    • @robynsun_love
      @robynsun_love 2 года назад +7

      Fascists come in all flavours.
      In an alternate society where patriarchal gender norms weren’t a thing, you wouldn’t see fascists trying to defend them.
      The Empire’s big hangup is non-human intelligent life. They were perfectly fine with people with Black skin crewing their war machine, but not people with green skin. Admiral Thrawn was “one of the good ones” in their eyes.
      Vader himself wasn’t particularly bigoted given he trained Ahsoka, but I’d imagine complicity wouldn’t be a big ask for a shattered, vengeful man held hostage in a mechanized casket by an insufferable zappy scrotum. 🙃

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 2 года назад +3

      @@robynsun_love I wasn't expecting an essay.

    • @Ones_Complement
      @Ones_Complement 2 года назад +8

      @@robynsun_love I can smell the bugs on your breath.

    • @Masckerdoom
      @Masckerdoom 2 года назад

      @@robynsun_love An alternate, fantasy fiction society that has never nor will ever exist because it will always crumble under the weight of ignorance and incompetence. Men lead because they're good at it, women nurture because they are good at it. It must be tough for you, not being born into a Star wars alien race without Patriarchal gender norms

    • @bunobillinger6026
      @bunobillinger6026 2 года назад +6

      @@r.k845 these people spend 90% of their time daydreaming up these goofy “fascists“ scenarios, its no wonder they can just type up these essays so effortlessly 💀

  • @overlex
    @overlex 2 года назад +27

    - “It’s a sith legend…
    Carl Jung
    Was a dark lord of psychotherapy,
    So powerful and so wise
    He could use the force to influence human consciousness
    To create,
    meaning in life.
    He had such a knowledge of the mind’s dark side,
    He could even keep the ones he cared about,
    From the abyss.”
    Anakin: “he could actually… save people from despair?”
    - “The use of archetypes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be,
    supernatural”

  • @marcotheodorefrancis9609
    @marcotheodorefrancis9609 2 года назад +122

    Lets all wait for the algorithm...

  • @deshrektives
    @deshrektives 2 года назад +797

    We’ve all seen videos that made us go, “Wow, this idea works so well, why didn’t anyone think of this before?”
    And then the execution made us go, “…but I’m really, really glad this specific person thought of it first, because it’s so well done.”
    This video is those videos’ great-grandfather.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +2

      Take this 69th like

    • @deshrektives
      @deshrektives 2 года назад +2

      @@warlordofbritannia ooo me gusta

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 2 года назад +4

      As funny as these are I’m not really sure why the memes keep depicting Peterson as the bad guy

    • @bumblegoot1139
      @bumblegoot1139 2 года назад +10

      @@captainpep3 He’s not exactly the greatest person ever

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 2 года назад +2

      @@bumblegoot1139 nobody is

  • @RandyRhoadsRules3
    @RandyRhoadsRules3 2 года назад +94

    It’s amazing how well he fits as a supervillain lmao

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 2 года назад +34

      He's basically Hugo Strange except he obsesses over a trans man and not Batman

    • @mjt1517
      @mjt1517 2 года назад +12

      @@bridgetlover I think you just created a new superhero...Transman.

    • @RenfromBespin
      @RenfromBespin 2 года назад +2

      He def has the eyes and voice

    • @dolorsitametconsectur
      @dolorsitametconsectur 2 года назад

      @@mjt1517 Elliot by day, transman by night. Powers include “tranjennifer beams” and blasting hyperpop and getting noise complaints from your neighbors.

    • @smitty7510
      @smitty7510 2 года назад +9

      The delivery makes it feel like an ironic character, it's a clear attempt at a unforgettable one-liner, which failed massively

  • @mr.ashenfire2624
    @mr.ashenfire2624 2 года назад +5

    Vader over there standing up for trans rights.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 2 года назад +310

    Everything I know about this controversy I've learned through watching memes like this one. Twitter is an open sewer, and being banned from it is a mercy.

    • @Greggah
      @Greggah 2 года назад +2

      James Lindsay said the same.

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 2 года назад +11

      Wait are you suggesting this isn't making fun of JP?

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 2 года назад +81

      @@fluffynator6222 : He's a grown-ass man starting beef on social media, so yes, it's definitely making fun of him, but _also_ what I originally said about Twitter is true.
      It's a shame, because he has some legitimately good insights, he just can't resist the urge to stick his hands in the mud.

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 2 года назад +27

      @@deusexaethera
      I mean, apart from him actually helping out people with his self-help stuff, I don't really see much insight to be gained, at least from his political stuff.

    • @amishdinkledork
      @amishdinkledork 2 года назад +54

      "everything ive learned is from watching memes"
      one of the biggest problems of our time...

  • @padmac8176
    @padmac8176 2 года назад +140

    "Wipe them out! All of them!" - Emperor Peterson

    • @user-vf3wr7ij8z
      @user-vf3wr7ij8z 2 года назад +12

      Based😉

    • @Clone-up2ge
      @Clone-up2ge 2 года назад +18

      do not hesitate, show no mercy

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +6

      “Wake them up! All of them!”

    • @MsTendus
      @MsTendus 2 года назад

      @@Clone-up2ge is it true that some of the trump insurrectionists became gay in prison?

    • @elinoris8047
      @elinoris8047 2 года назад +3

      @@MsTendus what does that have to do with anything, and why are you asking in a yt comment instead of, yknow, looking it up?

  • @jindrichsander9555
    @jindrichsander9555 2 года назад +43

    "I have been practically banned from twitter"
    every rational person: "Is it possibly to learn this power? "
    EP:"Not from a leftist"

  • @TheUrbancenter
    @TheUrbancenter 2 года назад +4

    I'm happy Vader defends his son Elliot Skywalker.

  • @donalddude7568
    @donalddude7568 2 года назад +39

    Now someone needs to recreate Duel of Fates with Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Zizek.

  • @rodgerrodger1367
    @rodgerrodger1367 2 года назад +82

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 2 года назад +8

    When Vader said: "He's just a boy", Peterson almost choked on thinking about Elliot page, lmao

  • @blitzn00dle50
    @blitzn00dle50 2 года назад +5

    Darth Transphobius

  • @markuscriticus8278
    @markuscriticus8278 2 года назад +90

    "He's just a boy."
    Am I to understand Vader in this says Trans Rights?

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 2 года назад +37

      That's the only light left within him now.
      Let's hope Luke convinces him about Gay marriege being normal.

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 2 года назад

      @@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      *Monkey Pox being normal

    • @leonodonoghueburke4276
      @leonodonoghueburke4276 2 года назад +20

      Unfathomably based

    • @PC.NickRowan
      @PC.NickRowan 2 года назад +6

      If yous genuinely believe he's anti individual liberties and anti gay marriage then yous clearly have never listened to anything he's actually said

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 2 года назад +8

      @@PC.NickRowan No. I actually listened. He said that he isn't against gay marriege, but he would be against it if cultural-marxist supported it so........
      As the most radical cultural-marxist I must say that we indeed support gay marriage.
      Also he is hyper-individualist while believing in innate hierarchies which kinda contradicts itself, but let's ignore that.
      He says that Marxism is post modern way of thinking which is simply incorrect because Marx was modernist. He used complex theory and science to find most just system and effective system.

  • @R_A120
    @R_A120 2 года назад +126

    This is so good, the editing, the way it all fits together, awesome stuff

  • @CaJoel
    @CaJoel 2 года назад +17

    Love how you used the fact that the video was filmed with two angles for some reason to make the edit more immersive

  • @youraverageperson624
    @youraverageperson624 Год назад +21

    Please don't ever delete this video. It's a masterpiece.

  • @yannvalera1495
    @yannvalera1495 2 года назад +27

    "He's just a boy..." That was perfect

  • @jonizajmi9992
    @jonizajmi9992 2 года назад +281

    This is gold, youre awesome man

  • @samandthehams4496
    @samandthehams4496 Год назад +7

    Leftists 🫱 🫲 Conservatives
    This Meme: 🤝

  • @jonsmitt9769
    @jonsmitt9769 11 месяцев назад +1

    Are we just going on a movie marathon with JP standing in for Red Skull, Emperor Palpatine and visionary type villains?
    Cause I am all in for that.

    • @Hajfena63
      @Hajfena63  11 месяцев назад

      In that case check out my latest upload.

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 2 года назад +29

    i like how his speech was made in such a way that it has near universal application for a million different memes

  • @JoeyXSmith
    @JoeyXSmith 2 года назад +85

    Brilliant! I love that this has become a meme. From Crash Bandicoot, Red Alert, He Man, Metal Gear, Star Trek and now Star Wars. This just gets better and better.

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 2 года назад +5

      Someone also did an edit replacing the Prophet of Truth in Halo with Peterson

    • @emilefoy-legault1031
      @emilefoy-legault1031 2 года назад

      Also Oblivion.

  • @tommydamiral7077
    @tommydamiral7077 2 года назад +12

    Jordan Peterson's legacy will be fostering some of the greatest ironic humour 💀💀

  • @andersmaltesen8119
    @andersmaltesen8119 2 года назад +5

    I swear to god the prequels predicted the fall of our democracy. Both sides getting played out against each other, while the elite gains power.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 2 года назад +1

      Except one of those sides was STILL evil in the grand scheme of things.
      So it was (kind of) good vs evil as pure evil played chess.

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 2 года назад

      Not entirely a unique plot there, is it?

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 2 года назад +171

    “That’s the hero’s journey! In some since the father becomes blind either willfully or through complacency, and he is overcome by the evil force in the kingdom, and scattered to pieces!”
    “Yes, my Master.”
    “The adventurous youth goes out from the kingdom and faces his own darkness; he incorporates his shadow and confronts the evil beyond the kingdom. This is what makes him a man!”
    “He is just a boy.”
    “Yes, but then he returns the kingdom and slays the dragon that has cast his Father’s kingdom into darkness. He revivifies his father and uses his own eye to give his father renewed sight. After this, his father governs the kingdom with the wisdom of age and the sight of youth. He learns to pay attention!”
    “How is that possible?”
    “That journey begins one step at a time, roughly speaking. The young man sets his gaze upon a star! And maybe it’s the wrong star but _at least it’s a star!_ As he goes along, making errors, he adjusts his aim towards a goal! It’s not okay to be a man! It’s _necessary!_
    “As you wish, my Master.”

    • @moistmikutoy9110
      @moistmikutoy9110 2 года назад +9

      "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"

    • @RoyGao
      @RoyGao 2 года назад

      Lol that’ll work too! With how compelling the heroic masculine myth is told here, no wonder Peterson finds traditional gender roles more meaningful. It’s not for everyone, but it’s understandable.

    • @xentiment6581
      @xentiment6581 Год назад

      @Successful Tate this better be a rickroll

  • @Aelxi
    @Aelxi 2 года назад +30

    He's the senate!

  • @theblackariel5957
    @theblackariel5957 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Up yours woke moralistic, we will see who cancels who"
    This is my line for the year.😅

  • @JovialHeretic
    @JovialHeretic 11 месяцев назад +3

    If you find yourself calling Darth Vader of all people a "woke moralist," you need to contemplate the series of monumental life errors that led you to such an impasse.

  • @FlamingLily
    @FlamingLily 2 года назад +9

    What a fantastic use of "He's just a boy"

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 2 года назад +91

    The best part is how straight and serious his delivery is the first half straight sounds like he's trying to be in a movie.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche Год назад +2

    Emp Peterson: "What Rebellion, you sons of bitches? Exactly! Precisely!"
    Vader: "I... I did not yet answer, my master."

  • @DarkScherzo94
    @DarkScherzo94 2 года назад +4

    "The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, roughly speaking."

  • @segaseth
    @segaseth 2 года назад +20

    These memes are getting fucking amazing.

  • @JenTak19
    @JenTak19 2 года назад +19

    Wow, Darth Vader is so progressive!

    • @mshoney9301
      @mshoney9301 2 года назад +3

      based

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад +1

      @@mshoney9301 And evil! Kinda apt

    • @mshoney9301
      @mshoney9301 2 года назад +2

      @@Mant111 cringe

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад +1

      @@mshoney9301 But true

    • @mshoney9301
      @mshoney9301 2 года назад

      @@Mant111 no

  • @Hana-F
    @Hana-F Год назад +9

    Back here for my daily dose of peterson comedy, too funny 😂

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 2 года назад +3

    LMAO the ''bro it's just a boy, just call him Elliot'' from Vader was perfect

  • @ThomasLWoolsey
    @ThomasLWoolsey 2 года назад +19

    I swear this is my favourite meme in years, I never want it to stop 😂

  • @noble3784
    @noble3784 2 года назад +13

    A fine addition to my Jordan Peterson meme collection!

  • @fantasizer8473
    @fantasizer8473 2 года назад +1

    Yeah Jordan should have said at the end "And clean your room, you lobster!"
    Vader *sighs heavily*

  • @fatherlucid4995
    @fatherlucid4995 11 месяцев назад +2

    The emperor is the good guy. That’s a nice twist

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 2 года назад +4

    I wonder if Emperor Peterson ever told Anakin about Joe Rogan the Wise.
    His DMT count was so high, he could use DMT to influence Alex Jones himself.

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 года назад +5

    Darth Vader may have killed millions, enslaved even more, and murdered (almost) every last Jedi Youngling on Coruscant
    But he respects Elliot Page's decision, I think that's really the seed of his redemption right there.

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад +2

      You mean Ellen Page? History doesn't cease to be based on the feelings of a single individual, and we know that at this point in the story Vader is a broken man.

    • @voidNeutral
      @voidNeutral 2 года назад

      @@Mant111 If a cis person were to legally change their name, would you also deadname them?

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад

      @@voidNeutral If a straight guy were to go from "Tom" to "Walter" obviously I'd just use "Walter" when talking to him since that carries no implication of me agreeing with any of his ideologies or pretending that reality and biology no longer matter.
      The problem with accepting that "Elliot Page" always existed and "Ellen Page" never did is that it's both anti-historical, anti-science and anti-nature. I'm not gonna partecipate in that.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 года назад

      @@Mant111 I mean Elliot Page. He made the decision to go through with a surgery to be who he really is, he deserves the pronouns and whatnot.
      I was also joking you goof. I know how the story of the OT works.

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 2 года назад

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi There's no amount of surgery that can turn a female into a male. That's scientifically and medically impossible.
      No amount of surgery deserves to push society into denying reality and biology.

  • @Lizzieaftermidnight
    @Lizzieaftermidnight 2 года назад +2

    "Up yours woke Rebels! We'll see who cancels who!"

  • @juxe411
    @juxe411 Год назад +6

    Agree with him as a person or not, left or right, besides what he’s actually saying, can we all just acknowledge how funny the way he says this is, his delivery is just gold

  • @mofftucker9658
    @mofftucker9658 2 года назад +259

    As an imperial moff, I stand ready to mobilize the fleet at my emperors word.
    Seriously though this is pure gold.

    • @moistmikutoy9110
      @moistmikutoy9110 2 года назад

      I'm going to launch a little torpedo in your death star and literally end the lives of a million of the reactionaries that pretend to be redpilled and factually correct all the time. (As a joke)

    • @pqcowboychanel
      @pqcowboychanel 2 года назад +3

      Moff tucker? Like tucker carlson

    • @orkhepaj
      @orkhepaj 2 года назад +2

      same ill lead the purge in europe

  • @stkouts
    @stkouts 2 года назад +3

    *Elliot Page Existing*
    Jordan Peterson: And i took that personally

    • @bjosey855
      @bjosey855 Год назад +1

      elliot or ellen? cant remember which one is that persons actual biology.

  • @KHR0M3K0R4N
    @KHR0M3K0R4N Год назад +1

    Canadian accented Kermit voice: "You better clean up your, room, bucko!"

  • @commanderneyo7903
    @commanderneyo7903 2 года назад +3

    "He controls the research grants and the Internal Review Board.....he's too dangerous to be kept alive."

  • @Zagardal
    @Zagardal 2 года назад +85

    Vader's final line was based af lmao

    • @Nathan_Lennox
      @Nathan_Lennox 2 года назад +9

      Why do people steal this word. I get so confused when I see it now lmao

    • @Zagardal
      @Zagardal 2 года назад

      @@Nathan_Lennox steal it from whom? The white people who stole it in the first place? I mean, I could say woke in the original sense it was meant as well, but the mayonnaise collective stole that one too.

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 2 года назад +16

      Darth Vader says trans rights

    • @mshoney9301
      @mshoney9301 2 года назад +2

      @@Nathan_Lennox everyone "stole the word" from the based god

    • @afsfas3245
      @afsfas3245 2 года назад

      @@bridgetlover You will never be a woman

  • @LargeMikel
    @LargeMikel 2 года назад +9

    It's crazy that he naturally and correctly names and genders Elliott, but then he goes out of his way to misgender him for his political agenda. The mental gymnastics are insane.

    • @YouTubiez
      @YouTubiez 2 года назад

      You just deadnamed her. Off to the gulag.

    • @LargeMikel
      @LargeMikel 2 года назад +1

      @@YouTubiez Elliott transitioned to a man and changed his name from Ellen to Elliott. Not the other way around, bucko.

    • @someguywithbagels5907
      @someguywithbagels5907 2 года назад +1

      Whos Elliott?

    • @portman8909
      @portman8909 2 года назад

      It’s honestly revolting. Can you imagine your son smashing someone he thought was a woman because they lied?

    • @bridgetlover
      @bridgetlover 2 года назад

      @@portman8909 who cares, man. Let your kid have sex with whoever he wants aslong as they both consent. Also can we not with the "trans women lie and seduce men" shit? It doesnt help to lower the mortality rate

  • @coryjack606
    @coryjack606 Год назад +2

    I love democracy, I love the republic
    - Jordan Peterson

  • @JumpierCleric26
    @JumpierCleric26 2 года назад +75

    I just spent the last 10 minutes dying of laughter in my chair over this........ This literally gave me the energy to stay alive tonight.

    • @jamesquinn6662
      @jamesquinn6662 2 года назад +9

      Why do genZ type like this. Its so fucking horrendous

    • @randomt800kiddo2
      @randomt800kiddo2 2 года назад +2

      @@jamesquinn6662 typing in grammar with dots..? because you're so much better lol

    • @jamesquinn6662
      @jamesquinn6662 2 года назад +3

      @@randomt800kiddo2 wanna try again there?

    • @randomt800kiddo2
      @randomt800kiddo2 2 года назад +3

      @@jamesquinn6662 Why Do Gen Z Type Like This! get a job boomer

    • @jamesquinn6662
      @jamesquinn6662 2 года назад +6

      @@randomt800kiddo2 "this gave me the energy to stay alive tonight" may be the softest shit I've ever read

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 2 года назад +4

    "He's just a boy" lol this is too perfect

  • @adame7843
    @adame7843 2 года назад +7

    Please let the emperor meme format catch on

  • @compass_Matt
    @compass_Matt Год назад +1

    "He's just a boy." I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanhoskins458
    @ryanhoskins458 2 года назад +5

    *That well merged dialogue though*

  • @funkygenesis
    @funkygenesis 2 года назад +26

    GLORY TO THE EMPIRE! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!

    • @voornaamachternaam6159
      @voornaamachternaam6159 11 месяцев назад

      You don't know what you're saying.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@voornaamachternaam6159 I would wager they know they're saying "GLORY TO THE EMPIRE! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!".

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 2 года назад +32

    I like the reimagined context of Vader’s “He’s just a boy…” Peterson goes on this huge political rant, and all he’s getting worked up over is that someone changed their name and says they’re a guy. It’s almost like Vader is saying “It’s not that big a deal”, which it really isn’t lol

    • @vampire_vandal
      @vampire_vandal 2 года назад +1

      factsssss haha

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 2 года назад +1

      Probably has more to do with how big a deal Elliot made it. Then again he did the same thing when he came out as lesbian (which I guess just makes him straight) but I think that got retconned out along with the post crisis reboot that erased Ellen. Real shame since I liked Ellen as an actor but Elliot doesn’t seem to be in all that much

    • @2starkiller
      @2starkiller 2 года назад +4

      @@creed8712 Peterson sniveling and crying like a cartoon villain over a person who doesn't know who he is, is hilarious. I was for more public representation of LGBTQ+ people before and this is a very fun bonus feature of it. I hope people from all backgrounds start making a bigger deal out of their personal experiences if this is the outcome.

    • @krakenkrafted5122
      @krakenkrafted5122 2 года назад +2

      @@2starkiller I really don’t think you watched the video at all lol

    • @2starkiller
      @2starkiller 2 года назад +2

      @@krakenkrafted5122 Oh I've watched it multiple times, it's hilariously pathetic!

  • @goobus_floobus
    @goobus_floobus Год назад +2

    For the curious, look up "Some More News Jordan Peterson." Yes it's over 2 hours long

    • @rogue8533
      @rogue8533 Год назад +1

      The origin story

    • @bareq99
      @bareq99 Год назад +1

      Cody my beloved

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike 11 месяцев назад +1

    I reckon the famous "It's a trap!" will have a different meaning in this reimagining of the movies.

  • @martimsalvador9186
    @martimsalvador9186 2 года назад +5

    I love how this perfectly represents my dreams

  • @mohithrai5696
    @mohithrai5696 2 года назад +12

    I totally lost it when Vader says "he's just a boy" hahaha... that's hilarious that he was talking about Elliot Paige and that's his response

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive Год назад +1

      I didn't even get that. And you mean Ellen Page.

  • @ragetotheend
    @ragetotheend 11 месяцев назад +1

    If this was the case. I am sure JP would make an excellent emperor.