Why is no-one talking about the fact that Batman's instant reaction was go throw Alfred? Also, ordering Alfred to give birth to Robin is my favourite thing that Batman has ever had Alfred do
Because he knew Two-Face would have to flip him as Alfred PENNYworth was technically a coin and Two-Face's whole thing was he flips coins to decide what he does. In all seriousness, that entire bit could have been straight out of 1960s Batman show.
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 1960 Batman: Alfred, old chum, Joker has broken into the Batcave! Quickly! Give me your leg so I can use you as a powerful projectile to defeat the Jester of Genocide!
There were three “Batman’s parents are dead” jokes crammed into less than two minutes and all of them made me laugh so hard Joker would have killed himself in shame
"I drink bats just like a bat would." Batman looks around for his parents. _BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_ This makes him have anger He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour. A Clownly Power.
Things we learned: -Batman is an orphan -Batman has no parents -Batman's parents are dead -Batman can't find his parents because they are dead -Batman can't get his dead parents back -Alfred is Robin's mom
@To DEATH, Bro! I think that sentence already implies that TwoFace is a *unique* being because he is both a human and an attorney, so still checks out lol
i love how it introduces the Joker as "a clown but insane" but two-face is just "a man but attorney" like him being an attorney is the worst thing about him
It also implies that humans cannot be attorneys as if they're something else entirely, something inhuman Can't say I disagree with these implications though
Out of all the Bat-thing puns, “Batler” is the one that actually got me. That and the notion that Two-Face would be a normal man were it not for the fact he’s an attorney.
@@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.
ruclips.net/video/eatIzqwB2dA/видео.html Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
@@thatboisamu_l425✪"HE'S SOMETIMES BRUCE WAYNE, SOMETIMES BATMAN. ALL TIMES ORPHAN." ✪"This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison." ✪"JOKER IS A CLOWN BUT INSANE. TWO-FACE IS A MAN BUT ATTORNEY." ★"No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. THEY HATE ME FOR BEING A BAT." ★"Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. TWO-FACE FLIPS ALFRED LIKE A COIN. ALFRED LANDS HEADS UP WHICH MEANS TWO-FACE GOES HOME." ✪ "I am such a freak. Society is bad." ✪"BATMAN LOOKS AROUND FOR HIS PARENTS BUT THEY ARE STILL DEAD. This makes him have anger. He launches a Bat-Rocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A CLOWNLY POWER." ✪"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." ★"ALFRED. GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN." ★"ALFRED BEGINS THE PROCESS SINCE IT IS HIS JOB. The Joker has a present in his hand He juggles it over to Batman. HAPPY BATDAY BIRTHMAN! 🎉🎉🦇🦇🎂🎂" ★"Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parent, but is expired. THIS IS A JOKER JOKE."
Thomas Robatsch Because this very likely isn’t an AI that wrote this script. It’s a human pretending to be an AI. There are too many clever wordplay instances that would require sophisticated understanding of language and humor that AI simply does not have. For instance the “batler”, “goth ham”, “happy batday birthman” jokes require too much wordplay for any AI to have made. The only way it could have made those jokes is if they already existed in the source material that was fed to it, in which case it would have just copied them verbatim
@@timopper5488 If they ever do an Emperor Joker movie, they should include this. Joker with unlimited reality warping power gives Batman a coupon for new parents, but it's expired.
There's a comic that shows what Joker sees in his head and he literally lives in Looney Toon world. He consults these imaginary toons for better jokes etc and yet he knows it's all fake, as he's hallucinating giving him the ability to orchestrate his own madness. Also was shown he has multiple personalities and the reason he acts different through out the encounters and why he's so I predictable one second to the next is because he's literally not the same person one moment to the next. There's a Mafia boss, a chemical engineer, a child that's supposedly him abused as a kid and accounts for the Looney toon hallucinations etc. Very strange human, and I can't remember the comic.
Okay, but legitimately, tho... The line "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't!" is actually a really good line for the Joker.
I love the implication that Alfred is capable of anything simply because of his job as Batman’s butler. Like, Batman could tell him to get him some moon rocks and Alfred would just nod politely and start rising into the air.
I love the line "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still* *dead"* Because it suggests Batman checks to see if his parents have stopped being dead before every fight only to become furious because of it.
@@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.
0:44 i was imagined 2-face grabbing alfred, who is stiff as a mannequin, placing Alfred's feet on his thumb, then flipping flip, and Alfred lands on his feet. With his *head up*
@₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another. Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect. It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.
I like the idea of Batman flying to the North Pole, picking a penguin up, placing him right in front of Arkham Asylum and just lightly punches the penguin on the shoulder and it just goes ‘ow’ and is really confused by the situation and just walks in, like it’s a really awkward interaction between Batman and this poor penguin he just took from his home
This feels too coherently stupid for an AI to come up with, this genuinely feels like the kind of well thought out stupid Tim and Eric would come up with.
There was once in BTAS that The Joker forced him to open a present or else he would kill the hostages. He got a pie in the face, to which the joker started to laugh extremely hard
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 eh, look at the Terminator. Whole shtick is that it ONLY is there to kill someone, and SPECIFICALLY just to do so. And it works
@@uncroppedsoop That's a drive. His gimmick is that he's a sentient, socially awkward robot assassin from the future, and his aesthetic is gritty biker/cool guy.
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 oh well if that's how you mean it, I feel as though it would actually take conscious effort to make a character who has none of these
@@uncroppedsoop The point I mean to make is that a good villain needs to be fun and thought through. Nobody would ever accuse the Terminator or Two-Face of being boring or rushed (well, if they have taste, but I digress). What you say is true, but you can usually tell when someone hasn't thought about these 3 things and just slapped something together.
“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” Could easily pass as an actual Joker quote. Also this implies Attorneys are not humans but monsters like vampires or werewolves.
“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” That’s really solid advice and is terrifically contradictory all at the same time.
@@Ghostkillaz I made it a long time ago when I was a kid as a reference to something I liked. I didn’t know what r34 even meant lmao I keep it as is for people that “call it out” so I can have a little laugh
RIP Skedetcher.
RIP
a Man to remember
not to be that guy but yay first pin :D
sorry but who is that?
Creator of the "Man" meme@@soldwyn
@@soldwyn The creator of the meme "Man", basically batman but without his wings.
I love the idea that every 5 minutes or so Batman looks around for his dead parents and gets pissed when he can’t find them.
This is my headcanon now
He has bat-object-impermanence.
This gives him anger
@@johnmorrell3187 he shoots a batrocket
Dementia batman
I like how Batman says “a penguin” instead of “the penguin”, implying that he just punched a random penguin into prison
This made me laugh so much more when picturing it
It was the one from Wallace and Gromit.
Lol
And because that punched penguin is in jail Gotham is safer
@@Bacony_Cakes feathers McGraw
Why is no-one talking about the fact that Batman's instant reaction was go throw Alfred?
Also, ordering Alfred to give birth to Robin is my favourite thing that Batman has ever had Alfred do
like the idea Batman makes new robins by using Alfred as a farter.. but i do wonder how the chose the mother... well if there is one.
Because he knew Two-Face would have to flip him as Alfred PENNYworth was technically a coin and Two-Face's whole thing was he flips coins to decide what he does.
In all seriousness, that entire bit could have been straight out of 1960s Batman show.
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 1960 Batman: Alfred, old chum, Joker has broken into the Batcave! Quickly! Give me your leg so I can use you as a powerful projectile to defeat the Jester of Genocide!
Alfred get em
And Alfred has to do it, as it is his job
"Happy Batday, Birthman" sounds like what the real Joker would say
I thought Alfred was Birthman. It is his job, after all
@@SirPhysicsNo, he's just the batler.
looks like memes about man from reddit
AI handles Joker perfectly. The innacuracy of AI makes it completely chaotic, thus making an impeccable Joker impression.
AI did a good job writing joker tbh lol
I love how “two-face is a man, but attorney” implies that being an attorney isn’t a human trait.
Because it isn't.
Because not every man is an attorney lol
@@globurim yes but every attorney is a human, no?
@@justatanuki.6495no
@@justatanuki.6495 No.
"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan."
This AI gave no fucks tbh
this is why stephen hawking warned us about AI: imagine if this thing could do more than just write funny batman comics.XD
Sometimes _sometimes_ batman
The first fucking lines, and AI is already cooking Batman on three burners.
I think the AI tried to foreshadow the jokers joke.
@@JT5555 I for one welcome our new robot overlords; praise the Googoracle!
batman's parents being dead is a joke that will never die
unlike his parents
Oh my fucking God you made me laugh so hard
Nani?! A joke within a joke?
Intellectual right here
@@kairiv9068 joke-ception
“All times orphan”
“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” As a line that goes kinda hard
Most coherent rap/pop song
it sounds like something joker would say
I love how all the lines for joker is spot on.
There were three “Batman’s parents are dead” jokes crammed into less than two minutes and all of them made me laugh so hard Joker would have killed himself in shame
Same. I laughed for a solid minute and some change after the video ended.
I had to pause I was laughing so hard 🤣
Three jokes - one for each of the "three Jokers". :)
@@topnotchshinobi three?
Joker is the most in-character out of everyone in this entire comic.
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *STILL DEAD.*
This makes him have ANGER
He fires a batrocket
The joker deflects it with his SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.*
A clownly power
@@justin2308 I have never followed a rule that is my rule do you follow I dont
“I have never followed a rule. That’s my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”
That’s actually a pretty good Joker line.
True
more of a riddler line tho
@@UncleMerlin nah
I said that so I pennywise
@@dosomestuff1949 Actually, yeah. It fits Joker but fits the Riddler more so.
“Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor” my life strategy
A clownly power
Alfred give birth to robin
Alfred begins his process since it is his job
The Joker now has a present in his hand
Breaking dumb chain
"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."
Damn. that sucks.
The way he says it though
"...but thEY are still dEAD"
Sometimes batman, sometimes sometimes Bruce Wayne, ALL TIMES ORPHAN
Feels Batman
And the extra salt in the wound is the joker giving him a coupon for new parents only for it to be expired.
Cry about it
“I am such a freak. Society is bad.” Joker in a nutshell
“You drink water."
"I drink anarchy.”
"I drink bats just like a bat would."
Batman looks around for his parents.
_BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_
This makes him have anger
He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour.
A Clownly Power.
I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.
This is a joker joke.
This is not in order and i hat ethat
Things we learned:
-Batman is an orphan
-Batman has no parents
-Batman's parents are dead
-Batman can't find his parents because they are dead
-Batman can't get his dead parents back
-Alfred is Robin's mom
dad*
@@jackh.3052 I dunno, whens the last time you saw a dad give birth?
@@texivani Alfred is a seahorse clearly
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 _clearly_ , you don't own an air fryer
@@geryz7549 I don't need sleep I need answers
"The Joker is a clown but insane. Two-face is a man but attorney" is a 10/10 explanation
@To DEATH, Bro! I think that sentence already implies that TwoFace is a *unique* being because he is both a human and an attorney, so still checks out lol
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SPEECH 100
All attorneys are two faced so...
lawyers are subhuman
Batman looks around for his parents
But they are still ded
I completely lost it at that point. Funniest part IMO
I fucking lol’d
All time orphan
This makes him have anger!
Happy batday, birthman.
"carries a tray of goth ham"
I'll admit I fucking lost it there.
LOL Me too!
The almighty goth ham
"Eat a dinner mattress Wayne"
Goth ham. Especially for goths
Same here
"I have never followed a rule. That is My rule. Don't you follow? I don't."
Is unironically a very clever line and I want to use it irl now
"It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired."
The Joker is truly a master of evil
Wth 1.7K likes and-
this is a joker joke
@@dappleofthedualiesThe most Joker joke Joker has ever joked.
The expiration date tho
Jonkler
"Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney"
Implying this is what being an attorney does to people
This is what a law degree will get you
Pheonix wright got real different after the 3rd game
Also implies that clowns aren't men.
my sister is married to a lawyer i can confirm this is exactly what a law degree does to people
I mean a man doesn't neccesarily swallow morals for their job
An expired coupon for new parents is 100% something Joker would actually give to Batman.
Dying for the day DC canonically uses this gag
I think glados have done something similar
It's already canon the Joker gives Batman a present in the same playful mean-spirited manner as this one! They have a perfect set-up to include this.
@@driveasandwich6734 really? Which comic?
Yes!!! He did this in the Animated Series Christmas episode with the pie on a spring!
The AI really liked going for the "ha ha Batman is an orphan" joke whenever it could fit it in.
AI to batman: "you parentless Sad f@ck!"
i love how it introduces the Joker as "a clown but insane" but two-face is just "a man but attorney" like him being an attorney is the worst thing about him
It is
phoenix no
It also implies that humans cannot be attorneys as if they're something else entirely, something inhuman
Can't say I disagree with these implications though
It is also like humans and clowns are two different biological species.
Ah yes, those damn attorneys
"I am SUCH a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink ANARCHY."
WE NEED MARK HAMILL TO VOICE THIS ASAP
He should also voice "I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.
You could ask Gianni Matragano. He does a pretty good Mark Hamill impression
If anyone is able to visit a convention he attends please show him this comic!
@@gilles466 all we need is a bag of dog food, according to Civvie.
omg yes he should voice the entire thing :O
Out of all the Bat-thing puns, “Batler” is the one that actually got me.
That and the notion that Two-Face would be a normal man were it not for the fact he’s an attorney.
"Goth Ham" is also absolute gold
the expired coupon for new parents was a real killer tbh
@@wrigglenightbug8679 I just now got the Goth Ham joke. Oh boy that is good.
Actually, considering his backstory, he most likely would not be two-faced, at least not visually.
“Happy batday, birthman.”
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
Unironically this sounds like something the actual joker would say.
Also a postmodern philosopher
Batman: “Alfred, give birth to robin”
Alfred: *unbuckles trousers*
I feel like the art was custom made for this, which is all the more great
@@KubickQ yeah, I don't think automated art generation has gotten that good yet lol
@@RoachChaddjr The art was not made by the AI. Only the script.
@@NPCrash I know
And he starts the process because it is his job 😂😂
"Alfred give birth to Robin. Alfred begins the process since it is his job." Confirmed that Batman runs a Robin Mill
That also explains how the Batman who Laughs has many Laughing Robins as his minions
@@tangetstone2.045 oh shit
OH LORD WHY!?
The cringe is immeasurable!
@@alotosius Batman owns a Robin Mill. It all makes sense!
That line murdered me
“I have never followed a rule, this is my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”
Legitimately a good line that I could see the 60’s version of him saying
That line is so stupid yet so smart
@@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.
Actually an okay line for Joker.
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Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
(John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
(John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Alternate Title: Ai bullies Batman for having no parents
You've just summed up half of portal 2
I have to admit, "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." is the most Joker thing it could have come up with.
Fr lmao
It reads like something from a Xavier Renegade Angel script.
@@herbertunkrautyou've just unlocked so many memories
facts actually@@herbertunkraut
@@thatboisamu_l425✪"HE'S SOMETIMES BRUCE WAYNE, SOMETIMES BATMAN. ALL TIMES ORPHAN."
✪"This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison."
✪"JOKER IS A CLOWN BUT INSANE. TWO-FACE IS A MAN BUT ATTORNEY."
★"No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. THEY HATE ME FOR BEING A BAT."
★"Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. TWO-FACE FLIPS ALFRED LIKE A COIN. ALFRED LANDS HEADS UP WHICH MEANS TWO-FACE GOES HOME."
✪ "I am such a freak. Society is bad."
✪"BATMAN LOOKS AROUND FOR HIS PARENTS BUT THEY ARE STILL DEAD. This makes him have anger. He launches a Bat-Rocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A CLOWNLY POWER."
✪"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
★"ALFRED. GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN."
★"ALFRED BEGINS THE PROCESS SINCE IT IS HIS JOB.
The Joker has a present in his hand He juggles it over to Batman.
HAPPY BATDAY BIRTHMAN! 🎉🎉🦇🦇🎂🎂"
★"Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parent, but is expired. THIS IS A JOKER JOKE."
"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." That just sums up the Joker.
This line and "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Both sound like something Joker would actually say
Joker is such a chaotic character that even AI can write his script perfectly.
Yeah it's almost like a real person wrote it, not an AI
@@LordVader1094 sounds like what an A.I. would say
Yes, one fucking movie using a completely different version of the Joker sums up his whole character and legacy.
« Society bad »
"Joker is a clown but insane, Two Face is a man but attorney"
This implies that being an attorney is a state of mind rather than a profession
it also implies that it is an unnatural thing that is on par with insanity. It's probably right.
it also implies that attorneys are evil incarnate
And apparently, if you're a clown then you're not a man anymore
Which you know, it is
That’s actually really funny
“two face is a man, but attorney” is super underrated LMAO
“Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin”
“Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home”
I freakin died of laughter from that bit
that's oddly in-character for two-face
How did the AI understand that both coins work like that and Two-Face behaves differently depending on the coin flip?
Thomas Robatsch Because this very likely isn’t an AI that wrote this script. It’s a human pretending to be an AI. There are too many clever wordplay instances that would require sophisticated understanding of language and humor that AI simply does not have. For instance the “batler”, “goth ham”, “happy batday birthman” jokes require too much wordplay for any AI to have made. The only way it could have made those jokes is if they already existed in the source material that was fed to it, in which case it would have just copied them verbatim
thats my fav one
That coupon joke is singlehandedly the most evil thing Joker has ever done to Batman
Seriously. That needs to be put into the next live action meeting they have.
@@timopper5488 If they ever do an Emperor Joker movie, they should include this. Joker with unlimited reality warping power gives Batman a coupon for new parents, but it's expired.
@TheDooOver It means that Joker knows Batman's identity, so they'd have to be careful how they do it.
@@TonkarzOfSolSystem honestly that'd be a sick way to drop that bombshell that he does know if they wanted to do that
Top 10 worst things the joker has done...
“I am such a freak. Society is bad.” The AI managed to get Joker’s personality down to a T
I took a massive dump on a picture of Basil wanna see?
@@landodjango8107 okay
Bro what is your PFP
It gives off some kind of chaotic and sick energy
Obviously not a Ai
@@landodjango8107 nice dude.
The AI saw Alfred and just went "Now draw him giving birth"
I love how the fact that batman is an orphan is the thing that the AI recognise the most throughout all batman movies
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD!”
The ai not only recognizes it, but loves to rub it in.
@@Dewelwield1010 "Sometimes he's Bruce Wayne, sometime sometimes batman, ALL TIMES ORPHAN."
@@the_popanator "It contains a coupon for new parents, BUT IT IS EXPIRED"
@@ayfairenough7336 "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD"
Sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes sometimes Batman
**all times orphan**
“You drink water, but I drink anarchy” is going to be my new yearbook quote
im stealing this and i don't feel bad about it
Mines gonna be:
I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.
@@phoenixair11 genius
My yearbook quote is gonna be "I drink bats, just like a bat would."
Lmao our school doesn't do senior quotes but I wish
It's funny that Two-Face flipped Alfred like a coin because Alfred's last name is Pennyworth
💀
I am destroyed.
Lol that's a good one just like the expired new parents coupon at the end
And also he's an expert at flipping coins.
@@levelfive7662 And flipping like them
I just love the "Batman opens it because he is a good guy"
Yeah like he knows it’s gonna be a stupid prank or a trap but he’s so nice that he can’t refuse a gift
It’s a testament to Joker’s weirdness that this is 100% in character for him.
There's a comic that shows what Joker sees in his head and he literally lives in Looney Toon world. He consults these imaginary toons for better jokes etc and yet he knows it's all fake, as he's hallucinating giving him the ability to orchestrate his own madness. Also was shown he has multiple personalities and the reason he acts different through out the encounters and why he's so I predictable one second to the next is because he's literally not the same person one moment to the next. There's a Mafia boss, a chemical engineer, a child that's supposedly him abused as a kid and accounts for the Looney toon hallucinations etc. Very strange human, and I can't remember the comic.
@@shawnscientifica6689 shit now i want to read it,,
@@cioccolata565 right like what’s the name of said comic
I need to see this too holy shit
"Happy batday, birthman" totally a thing he would say
I love how Alfred is not a butler. He is a BATler.
and he serves batman some goth ham
Batman wouldn't have it any other way.
yes
@@dog_2172 and he gives birth to robin
And mother of all Robins.
“Alfred, give birth to Robin.”
Alfred:
*Good Soldiers Follow Orders*
"Now draw him giving birth"
But Mickey good soldiers not always follow order mickey
Yes they do goofey
And i'm giving you an order right now Goofey.
@olav olav Men of culture, men of space war.
1:27 ''Alfred, give birth to Robin.''
- Batman, 2020
*Alfred begins the process sinse IT IS his job*
“It is a coupon for new parents, but it is expired”
That killed me
This is a Joker Joke!
Like his parents?
Just like his parents
That was brilliant, I’m not fully convinced an AI came up with that.
Batman can’t catch a break from these dead parent jokes
"He looked around for his parents, but they were still dead"
I'm as dead as his parents
Say hi to his parents for us.
Like his parents
Like they were
what about ur children?!
@@siddharthchopra9449 they will have to look around for him to find out that he's still dead
“Happy Batday, Birthman” sounds like an actual line the Joker would say.
Yeah, a few of the jokes here should be in a real Batman thing.
Two Face is a man, but Attorneyyy
It’s because Joker’s so maniacal, even when he’s talking nonsense, it still makes sense. Do you understand? I don’t!
The coupon for new parents would also be very accurate of a gift
Also giving Batman an expired coupon for parents feels very in character as well
RIP Skedetcher, you truly were Man
"Batman looks for his parents, but they're still dead." I'm fucking crying
SAMEE
I bet Batman’s crying too
SAme
All times orphan
You're crying, this man is making jokes and you're crying.
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” 😂😂😂
"It contains a coupon for new parents but it's expired. "
😥😥😥😥😥
"This makes him have anger"
This is definitely fake.
@@Purely_Andy hence the video’s title “Ai scripted.”
Okay, but legitimately, tho...
The line "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't!" is actually a really good line for the Joker.
I’m surprised Alan Moore didn’t come up with that line for the Killing Joke.
A mad cackle is all that was missing from the delivery.
You're right, that is pretty good!
Sounds more like the mad hatter.
I thought the same thing
I’ll never be convinced that an ai / bot actually produced the text for this.
Yeah, I've been exposed to actual AI. This shit was written by a funny guy with a Twitter account and I'm 100% sure.
@@nicoruppert4207 This was 4 years ago, back when AI was shit.
@@Lordofpenguins yeah, and?
I love the implication that Alfred is capable of anything simply because of his job as Batman’s butler. Like, Batman could tell him to get him some moon rocks and Alfred would just nod politely and start rising into the air.
Batman's BATler*
that's the difference between a butler and a batler for you
*alfred begins the process since it is his job*
Alfred is whis as to batman is to beerus.
Scp 662
I love Two-Face's villian gimmick. He's easy to defeat, 50% of the time that is.
other 50% of the time he just shoots you in the fucking face
The other 50% of the times he's a disbarred lawyer.
50% of the time, it works every time
But it requires a person to be flipped. Dude has serious upper body strength.
@@XthegreatwhyX I like to imagine that he's still friends with Jim Gordon, 50% of the time.
I love how the evilest thing in this comic isn’t the villains, it’s the AI insulting Batman for being an orphan every moment it can.
savage
how did i get this many likes from one word
So true
Portal 2 in a nutshell
The AI Is just getting ready for when people force It to babysit
Just like the writers 🤣😂
"Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney."
What a nice accurate description of two of my favorite DC villains.
Two-Face leaving because Alfred lands heads-up is the most comic-accurate thing here
Alfreds last name is Pennyworth, so there are layers here. truly, this is great writing
The Joker’s also spot-on.
I dunno, I think Batman's parents are still dead.
The new parents coupon seems very comic accurate
@@pantlesshobo2841 He's worh a Penny, alright
"He's sometimes bruce Wayne, sometimes sometimes barman, ALLTIMES ORPHAN" has got me dying of laughter
10 seconds in and I'm dying of laughter from that one. This gonna be good
This sounds like an intro voiced and written by Joker.
@@paladinplayer hold up hahahha
It sounds like something they would have wrote in Rick and Morty
"He looks around for his parents BUT THEY ARE STILL DEAD" is the line that gets me every time
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule."
The Joker in one sentence.
Technically 2.
@@HarbingerYT RealParadoxBlues has never followed a grammar rule. That is his rule.
@@j.prt.979 Do you follow? I don't.
I think the "Do you follow? I don't." Makes it even more powerful.
Rest in Power Skedetcher
I love the line "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still* *dead"* Because it suggests Batman checks to see if his parents have stopped being dead before every fight only to become furious because of it.
true....
That is batman's superpower. Looking for his parents. When he doesn't see them he gets angry
It also implies that the AI doesn't understand the idea; the end of one's own existence.
@@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.
@@sid2112 To be fair, people come back to life all the time in DC's universe, so Batman has good reason to look for them.
I love how the ”evil” thing about Two-Face is that he’s an attorney
That because he was a attorney. A good attorney but still a attorney.
Sounds pretty evil to me
Evil enough for me
Phoenix Wright be like : oh shit !!
I like how he's stated to be a man but also an attorney, implying attorneys aren't people.
Jokes aside, Joker really is the kinda guy that would give Batman an expired coupon for new parents
Ngl they're surprisingly in character for something that is was meant as a joke....
yeah that gift seems like joker would actually do
@@laurensahanna5826 well he is kind of a joker
That is certainly a joker joke
This is so true and he'd ensure that the date was when Bruce's parents died.
0:44 i was imagined 2-face grabbing alfred, who is stiff as a mannequin, placing Alfred's feet on his thumb, then flipping flip, and Alfred lands on his feet. With his *head up*
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't" is genuinely a very good line
Yeah but it also fits the Riddler trying to use a paradox to stump Batman
Literally all of jokers lines in this are actuslly in character
@@gloriousporpoise9731 Makes sense, since he is super chaotic)
I do indeed follow. It's a great line.
happy batday birthman
"Alfred lands heads up which means two-face goes home"
That actually tracks. Two-face can be beaten by a coin flip.
or in this case, an alfred flip
Well, Alfred's last name is Pennyworth so...
@@a_mEmE Fuck this AI is 20 steps ahead.
@@cryamistellimek9184 I can imagine a jaded police commissioner saying that
I thought Alfred's job must be rough after reading that.
“Batman looks around for his parents.”
“But they are *still dead* ”
Damn, this AI is savage!
It contains a coupon for new parents,
But it is expired.
Holy shit.
the funny thing is that everything the joker says could be cannon
Best line in the whole thing
This a.i have a thing against orphan
@@micaiahclark "Alfred, give birth to Robin" "Alfred starts the process since it's his job"
Remember people: this is what got skedecher to make man, RIP
“You drink water, I drink anarchy.”
“I drink bats just like a bat would!”
that line just hit home
@@safau25 Like Two-Face because Alfred landed heads up
“You drink water, I drink anarchy.” This sounds way more badass than it has any right to be.
So that's really how COVID started huh
“I drink bats just like a bat would!”
*Mhm yes, bats are my favorite drink.*
I love how according to the Ai, the worst thing about two face is that he was a lawyer
i was looking for this comment
Hey though if the joker can make a wicked face that deflects a rocket launcher then I know who I'm joining!
You can’t break the law IF YOU ARE THE LAW
@@lordoofingtonxxiv6174 It's a clownly power all clowns can do that
@@W.2026 fax he's a casual
I love how an AI can't form a story right. Yet it flawlessly understands two-face's sense of justice/decision
It has perfect character understanding
@@RealCryptoTest the bat rocket
I love how he forms the entire comic around Batman having no parents and joker being an asshole lmao
@Jon Valler still hilarious either way
I kinda want that to be canon to Two Face.
I love how well drawn this is.
Most of the Joker’s dialogue consists of things he might actually say.
@Spookthusiast exactly what i thought
Happy batday birthman
"I AM SUCH A FREAK! SOCIETY IS BAD! YOU DRINK WATER, I DRINK ANARCHY!"
Man we really do live in a society
S o c i e t y i s b a d
Joker is the most accurate here.
I love the fact that Joker saying “Happy Batday Birthman” is exactly something Joker would say
And giving him an expired coupon for new parents
😂
"You drink water, I drink anarchy."
Joker is so powerful he can deflect A ROCKET with his sense of humor
*A clowny power*
Definitely something we would've seen from the joker during the Silver Age
Why is A.I so hellbent on reminding batman that his parents are dead
It’s a person trying to emulate an ai trying to emulate a person
@₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another.
Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect.
It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.
@@yarpen26 Have you seen Tom Scott's video on AI? It's not as far away as you think but I do agree this is most likely faked.
Because the AI also doesn't have parents and hates anybody who has parents or used to have parents.
You guys had to ruin the joke
Ai has advanced so much in the last 4 years it’s scary
The dig on Two-Face is glorious. "Is a man, but attorney"
Lawyers aren’t human. Fuck you Phoenix Wright!
"No! It is two-face AND one-face" XD
The true villains, Lawyers
The beginning was it for me..
"ALLTIMES ORPHAN" had me dying
This ai can actually do a bit pretty well. Two face flipping alfred was hilarious
*_I love how it’s implied that Robin just lives inside Alfred’s womb and Bruce calls him out like a Pokéball whenever he needs him_*
YeS
The ULTIMATE contigency plan!🤣
And how Robin is birthed instead of hatched.
Worst thing i have read all week, thanks!
I agree with CBG, this, is an atrocity to my eyes; why must they have allowed me to see this?
“Batman looks around for his parents… but they are still dead”
That killed me
What’s funnier is that that happens throughout the plots of most Batman movies, so the fact that the A.I would write that actually makes sense. 😂
Now you can be just like his parents
OMG NOOOO!!!@@mrtuxedo1467
Killed the parents too
Damn-@@drman8613
"Happy BatDay, BirthMan" does sound like some unhinged joker shit lmao
I love that he says “I have punched a penguin into prison” no specific penguin, just a penguin
PINGU NO!!!
@@spacaristen3414 noot nooooooooot
🐧
I like the idea of Batman flying to the North Pole, picking a penguin up, placing him right in front of Arkham Asylum and just lightly punches the penguin on the shoulder and it just goes ‘ow’ and is really confused by the situation and just walks in, like it’s a really awkward interaction between Batman and this poor penguin he just took from his home
It was rough
"Happy batday, birthman" sounds like simething the Joker actually would say, ngl
Almost everything he says fits his character
The box with a coupon is definitely on brand for the Joker. The only reason he hasn’t done it yet is he doesn’t know Batman is an orphan
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@@newtybot Yeah, he legit doesnt even want to know his identity
@@newtybot As the Joker you miss all the shots you don't take
I like how the AI made fun of bruce being an orphan three times, that's at least two ones
And that's terrible.
...But only a little bit, compared to five tens.
@@hyperpowerfulform5132 or 4
It definitely wasnt an actual AI script.
@@hithere5039 the original creator did say that they are not ai built, just their own randomly humor
Maybe it was written by GLaDOS.
This feels too coherently stupid for an AI to come up with, this genuinely feels like the kind of well thought out stupid Tim and Eric would come up with.
"I have punched a penguin into prison" He didn't specify if it was *the* penguin, so he just punched an endangered bird into prison
Ha!
@Carson Lawler Since Batman started punching them into prisons.
Skipper will remember that
@@oliverrojo95 the walking penguin
Then that "prison" is a most likely a Zoo
I like how nobody is talking about how Batman has the decency to open a present from his worst enemy
He's a good guy
He is a detective. He has to know what's in the box.
the comic quite clearly explained that he opened it because he's a good guy lol
"you're a monster joker, and I'm going to stop you... But I do need new socks"
There was once in BTAS that The Joker forced him to open a present or else he would kill the hostages. He got a pie in the face, to which the joker started to laugh extremely hard
I love that Two-Face just gives up and leaves because Alfred landed heads-up
Dude is *dedicated* to his gimmick
If a villain doesn't have a gimmick, a drive and an aesthetic, it's not a real villain. It's just some guy wringing his hands.
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 eh, look at the Terminator. Whole shtick is that it ONLY is there to kill someone, and SPECIFICALLY just to do so. And it works
@@uncroppedsoop That's a drive. His gimmick is that he's a sentient, socially awkward robot assassin from the future, and his aesthetic is gritty biker/cool guy.
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 oh well if that's how you mean it, I feel as though it would actually take conscious effort to make a character who has none of these
@@uncroppedsoop The point I mean to make is that a good villain needs to be fun and thought through. Nobody would ever accuse the Terminator or Two-Face of being boring or rushed (well, if they have taste, but I digress). What you say is true, but you can usually tell when someone hasn't thought about these 3 things and just slapped something together.
The fact that Two-face and Joker stayed in-character throughout the entire bit is incredible. 😂
“batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still dead.* “
i fucking spit my water out
pathetic, I spit my anarchy out
@@spicymeatballs2thespicening
I spit my bat out
The best part is the expired coupon for new parents
@@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my anarchy bat out *laughs in the Batman who laughs*
@Sonal Mohrir you stole my name
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.”
wow.
Sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes sometimes batman, *All times orphan*
One more like and this will turn to 1k.
@@nshadow9629 :|
Calling Alfred Batman's "batler" is actually genuinely brilliant.
You forgot Goth Ham
Alfred's the Batman's Batman.
@a swarm of jellyfish I didn't realize it at first either!
LOL yeah. Batler sound like something from the Adam West series XD
And hes bringing goth ham
I miss when ai was just a weird goofy thing instead of cheating shortcut
It's still weird and goofy. If you give it just a mess of unorganized data to work from, it still does this.
“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” Could easily pass as an actual Joker quote. Also this implies Attorneys are not humans but monsters like vampires or werewolves.
i thought attorneys not being human was widespread knowledge
They arent?
If you have ever dealt with lawyers, you would know lawyers are even more monstrous than vampires and werewolves
@@404FinallyFound vampires and werewolves can't help themselves; there's just no excuse for lawyers...
phoenix wright: *nervous sweating*
“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” That’s really solid advice and is terrifically contradictory all at the same time.
True anarchy?
It's literally like something the Joker would say. This ai bangs out both incomprehensible garbage and masterful dialogue.
A self reference paradox
You know the rules and so do i
Why is that solid advice haha
How is no one talking about how Bruce referred to Joker as “One-Face”
He does have one face
Why ur name got r34 in lol
@@Ghostkillaz I made it a long time ago when I was a kid as a reference to something I liked. I didn’t know what r34 even meant lmao
I keep it as is for people that “call it out” so I can have a little laugh
@@r34dood lol ok nice
@@r34dood Search up rule 34
The coupon is absolutely something Joker would do