Alfred: Welcome back sir- wait, is that a orphan behind? Batman: Um yes? Can we keep him? I need a new robin to replace Damian Alfred: No sir you already have 5 kids and your not even married!
This goes on for some time. But the expert of fucking him up and lying to him is probably Tim. Tim: Makes a fake uncle to prevent Bruce from adopting him. Batman: *found out weeks later* I'm proud of you! But I can teach you to hide your tracks better and give you all gadgets you want. (Lol)
@@Shawno625 monotheist means that people only believe in one god,Youre talking about Politheists,Which is the religion the greek have with a shit ton of gods
@@Neutral_Tired Tbh the original version wasn't even close to the non consensual thing, it was just Talia getting pregnsnt and pretending to have a miscarriage
Tim Drake is my favorite Robin. He’s the perfect Robin for me. He isn’t trying to get out of Batman’s shadow like Dick, he isn’t trying to be better than Batman than Jason, and he isn’t trying to be Batman like Damian. He just wants to be Robin and he’s the most loyal and smartest.
@@achilleskirklacatan3904 You say he is trying to be Robin. But he had a whole arc about trying to get away from the Robin name. And Batman and Stephanie had to convince him to go back to being Robin. But to be fair he wasn't super hard to convince.
Well i think because he doesn't have a title to himself Dick grayson - the first robin Jason todd- the one who died Damain wayne - son of batman Then there's tim...
For Stephanie you can say she was the Robin that lasted for about a month and a half before life took her elsewhere......was this a dark joke or just plain messed up? You decide!
Dick Grayson: The good boi Jason Todd: Bad boi Tim drake: The quiet, but smart one Damian Wayne: Angsty rebellious one Stephanie brown: The stepsister nobody remembers
To be honest the girl robin is kinda a batman beyond stick. She basically robin, the spoiler and batgirl. But she tim drake's love interest at some point. Where as nightwing as off and on moments with star fire. Like batman has off and on moments with his harem, I think he slept with most of most of the females he knows. This list goes on for bloody ever. Its so long that there are chicks on the list, you probably never heard that batman has hooked up with.
*I feel like Alfred should get a movie. Imagine Batman and Robin gets captured by The Joker and Alfred puts on Robin’s mask and grabs a bunch of weapons and starts driving the Bat Mobile...*
Robin tier list: 1:Me [Damian] obviously [because I'm aDorAbLe] 2: Jason Todd [because he kills criminals and that's pretty swag] 3: Richard Grayson [because he is OG ] 4: Tim drake [how dare you be robin when I want to be robin you fool]
There is so much more to Stephanie brown's character than just her being Robin a few weeks and then "dying". She was Tim Drakes' girlfriend, her own hero before Robin, and became the third Batgirl. Not to mention she never really died in the first place, she just faked her death. Oh, and she does exist in canon, actually being introduced in the New 52. Such disrespect towards the character.
kinda wish you hopped into stephanie brown's history a bit i mean, yeah, new 52 reboot undid a ton of things, but she was still a good robin. really liked her character, and her character arc was great, too bad war games kinda dragged on for... a bit too long imo just kinda wish stephanie was remembered more as another fellow robin over "HOLY CRAP! ROBIN'S A GIRL NOW!"
Terry : Can i have a Robin Bruce ? Bruce : Sidekick don't need sid... heum i mean ... we can't trust anybody ! Terry : ... you know that i can see all the costumes in the bat cave ... even the dog one .. Bruce : GREAT IDEA ! Take Batdog with you ! Ace : *Old Bark*
@@vianjelos: Nope, it was Barry. Flashpoint stars Barry Allen. Check out the animated film sometime if you get the chance - it's actually one of the best animated DC movies I've seen and really leaves very little out of the comic books (surprisingly violent - they really hold nothing back). Reverse Flash even reminds me of the CW incarnation - C. Thomas Howell sounds a bit like the Harrison Wells version of Eobard Thawne in my opinion, and he captures Thawne's relentless hatred toward Barry perfectly.
none of them really leaves, Batman can assemble , any of them, also Justice league, birds of prey, outsiders, well pretty much any super hero in DC whenever he wants or feel the need, none of the others "leaders" want to admit it, but Batman is the boss and run the super hero business in DC universe
Of course haven't you seen CW Arrow? Oliver is the CW Batman and he was so over controlling. Always bossing everyone with no thought for how they feel. The yelling and shouting doesn't help and eventually get on everyone's nerves.
@@user-rf8ho2ng7y Post-Rebirth is still technically Post-Flashpoint. :P Jokes aside. I know. But I meant in the context of this video. People that actually need this video won't know what Rebirth even is. So Post-Flashpoint just makes things easier to explain.
I love Damian for the sole purpose he's like an 80 years old man in a kid's body, and I can relate to that. If only DC didn't fuck him up in every possible universe.
@@arizz8457 "Such wasted potential." - Sub-Zero, Mortal Kombat 11 (He was also playable alongside Damian in Injustice 2, but he didn't have this line. Which, coincidentally, was wasted potential.)
The reason we love noah so much is because how good he is at explaining comic book stories in a very enjoyable way and funny, with the nice animation, wished he’d make more animated stories or tldr’s, loved watching those things when i was younger
Damian: I’m a jackass and everyone loves me Jason: I’m the original Jackass and nobody liked me Jason: at least not back in my debut Made a slight change because I know some of you do in fact like Jason, so do I, just needed to clear up some things
Well, when he was first introduced his backstory was basically a carbon copy of Dick Grayson. THAT was the Jason Todd people called in to kill off. His new backstory came later to make him into his own character. People like THAT Jason Todd (and have every reason to).
0:38 misconception: in more modern iterations, the robin persona was actually Dick’s idea and it was out of Bruce’s control (that mostly goes for the rest of the robins)
@@captaindc3889 after reading that wiki page, i can safely say that every female superhero in the dc universe has been batgirl at one point or another (wth happened to it just being barbara and cassandra?)
Well,he WAS bathed in Lazarus Pits from birth,raised to be the perfect child soldier for The League of Assassins and The Heir of The Demon his father refused to be and tortured for showing emotions,empathy or hesitation as a child!
@IAMGRiZZLYB3AR Well,if you don`t count "Injustice"(Which effectively spat upon Damian`s character development and relationship with the rest of The Batfamily for cheap-ass drama,AU or not!) ,"Kingdom Come" and the "Batman Beyond" Comics.
@@bornbuttery7593 Not to mention his own mother would murder and decapitate his teachers for making the slightest miscalculation and make him put their heads in his backpack,basically saying "See that,son?That could be you if you were to disappoint your mother in any way."
@@bornbuttery7593 Also,the point of his character is much like Jason Todd he`s a kid who would have been a villain were it not for The Batfamily taking him in(Hence the dual meaning of his name as explained by his mother as his first name is associated with demons and evil children due to "The Omen" which is essentially how he is introduced(Although in reality like most such children in Real Life,he`s actually a victim of severe physical and psychological child abuse by his grandfather,mother and their organization who really just wants his parents to stop fighting and be with him)but also meaning "To tame",referring to what Talia told him he was destined to do to "This wild world" and what The Batfamily is trying to do with varying degrees of success with his killing instincts).
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Ok
Sure
Ok Noah
damien is my favourite robin
Wait isnt this Cartoon Hooligans
Batman whenever he needs a new Robin: *slowly approach child*
Lol
@@damianwayne3000 hey, it is true tho. Imagine some random dude comes up to you and asks you to become a crime fighting maniac.
@@skullectrobeats7436 i would accept
Grasp child firmly
@@maxenswlfr1877 yeet
the child in batmobile
“I lost a Robin”
“Nevermind I’ll get a new one”
Robin:dies
Batman:oh no........
Anyways
Morty (from rick and morty) is like Robin XD
Alfred: Welcome back sir- wait, is that a orphan behind?
Batman: Um yes? Can we keep him? I need a new robin to replace Damian
Alfred: No sir you already have 5 kids and your not even married!
Batman is know for his child labor abuse
LIKE UR STEALING KIDS
Batman and jason's first time meeting is the best representation of the meme "I am not even mad, I am actually impressed"
This goes on for some time. But the expert of fucking him up and lying to him is probably Tim.
Tim: Makes a fake uncle to prevent Bruce from adopting him.
Batman: *found out weeks later* I'm proud of you! But I can teach you to hide your tracks better and give you all gadgets you want. (Lol)
I mean you would have to be impressed since there is no way Jason did not realize who's car that was.
Lmao
@@NarutoisNumber1Ninja30 he knew
@@NarutoisNumber1Ninja30 There was an attempt.
Fun fact:
The reason Dick choose the name "Nightwing" is because it was a name superman mentioned to be a god of his planet
Werent Kryptonians Monotheists and their only god being known as Rao?
@@chriswentz5197 maybe there were multiple like greek gods
@@chriswentz5197 depends on which version I think
I think It was a Superhero of Krypton not a God tho
@@Shawno625 monotheist means that people only believe in one god,Youre talking about Politheists,Which is the religion the greek have with a shit ton of gods
"Tim is the Brainy Robin"
*Tim accidentally sets off a bomb with a magnifying glass*
He’s smart but he did bad in physics in high school
No sun let’s not forget that this was done with no sun or light, not sure if light tubes work the same way.
@@char-_ 😁
@@char-_ the fact that he actually got bad grades in high school and dropped out
😂
Batman: I work alone
Half DC universe: Am I a joke to you?
Joseph Hernandez Not really.. you didn’t even put a “.” at the end of your sentence, and it should be “That’s bad grammar.”.
Joseph Hernandez lmao guys just enjoy the damn joke 😂
😂😂😄
@Joseph Hernandez you have problems
Everybody else works for Batman
Dick Grayson:I’m gonna ask people to join my teen titans team
Damian: I’ll Kidnap them , why not
Yep, that’s what happend.
Nightwing is not a Teen Titans just a Titans and yes there is a difference
Told you Damian was merciless.
Lol so tru
@Ian Yorkland tank you
"you stole my dna"
that's one way to describe non consensual stuff
Gotta keep it PG 👍
Happens to superman alot
Yeah I thought Talia raped him? Or maybe I’m thinking of Oliver Queen and Shado.
I think they retconned out the non consensual stuff because they're not ready to talk abt male victims, so they just made it a test tube baby
@@Neutral_Tired Tbh the original version wasn't even close to the non consensual thing, it was just Talia getting pregnsnt and pretending to have a miscarriage
Tim is so underrated and has been done so dirty by DC despite the fact that he held the job down for a long time and even had his own series
It could be worse. At least he is not treated like Stephanie.
Chaos-15 dudddeee that’s a very good point.
Tim Drake is my favorite Robin. He’s the perfect Robin for me. He isn’t trying to get out of Batman’s shadow like Dick, he isn’t trying to be better than Batman than Jason, and he isn’t trying to be Batman like Damian. He just wants to be Robin and he’s the most loyal and smartest.
@@achilleskirklacatan3904
You say he is trying to be Robin.
But he had a whole arc about trying to get away from the Robin name. And Batman and Stephanie had to convince him to go back to being Robin.
But to be fair he wasn't super hard to convince.
Well i think because he doesn't have a title to himself
Dick grayson - the first robin
Jason todd- the one who died
Damain wayne - son of batman
Then there's tim...
Jason Todd: I AM SO ANGSTY! SO MUCH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE! YRAGGHHHH!!!
Damian Wayne: Damn, and I thought I was dark.
That Guy With the Glasses I know right; he would love Damien.
He's the literal red headed step child
Is anyone else curious on why of the toys he has, he chooses to beat someone up with a sub sandwich? 🤔🤔
@@constantinedaurum9943 soooooo wally west
Robert Rowley I feel like they would be the kind of friends that beat the crap outta each other then laugh about it like a week later
Batman: "I work alone."
*sad Alfred noises*
More like "Very good master bruce"
He wouldnt be sad, he'd pull out the shotgun and be like "scuse me masta Bruce I think you mispoke"
Reality altering shenanigans, the most powerful plot tool in existence.
1.Good ol Robin
2.Violent Robin
3.Brainy Robin
4.Edgy Robin
rip Stephanie
😂
For Stephanie you can say she was the Robin that lasted for about a month and a half before life took her elsewhere......was this a dark joke or just plain messed up?
You decide!
Edgy Robin best robin
ZynergX Violent robin best man
So basically..
Dick Grayson: Nightwing
Jason Todd: Red hood
Tim drake: red robin
Damien Wayne: robin
Stephanie Brown: Spoiler
@@mellmellody I thought she dies
Melody snow Batgirl is Barbara ,right ?
Charly Stephanie also was
@@mellmellody shes no longer Oracle she's Batgirl again because she got healed by some weird Chinese medicine or something
Emotional preteens : exists*
Batman : is free real estate
Haha, funny story: As of recently, Stephanie Brown's history as a Robin is canon again... Because DC Continuity wasn't confusing enough as it is.
Hey idc, I love me some Stephanie, her batgirl run was really fun
Insert *REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS*
“Whatever gets you out of this cave lad,its too late for me.
*SAVE YOURSELF* “
Dick Grayson- um ok then
I spat my water when he said that
Oh my Alfred already knew Bruce's plans
God, Alfred is a treasure.
I feel bad for the guy
Dick Grayson: The good boi
Jason Todd: Bad boi
Tim drake: The quiet, but smart one
Damian Wayne: Angsty rebellious one
Stephanie brown: The stepsister nobody remembers
Oh i learned his identity in the Lego Batman move... though they used the other definition of that name richard
To be honest the girl robin is kinda a batman beyond stick.
She basically robin, the spoiler and batgirl.
But she tim drake's love interest at some point.
Where as nightwing as off and on moments with star fire.
Like batman has off and on moments with his harem, I think he slept with most of most of the females he knows. This list goes on for bloody ever.
Its so long that there are chicks on the list, you probably never heard that batman has hooked up with.
@@chaotik900 yeah, it's definitely somewhere in the triple digits, high up there.
@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets heroin and villianess exist.
Batman : time for the ultimate weapon, that bat cock.
I like dick he's my favorite 😊☺️
Batman: Loses a Robin.
Also Batman: "Oh no, anyway...."
*I feel like Alfred should get a movie. Imagine Batman and Robin gets captured by The Joker and Alfred puts on Robin’s mask and grabs a bunch of weapons and starts driving the Bat Mobile...*
Alfred going Sam Fisher.
Good idea.
"Hey guys, can I hang out with you?"
"Get lost Terry, you are not a Robin! Are you even born yet?"
Terry was never a robin though. He straight up became Batman beyond.
Not if batman keeps getting rebooted.
@@Mastardo_Legend just Batman. He's not actually called "Batman Beyond".
spiderman 2099 rip off
metasprite Yet infinitely better.
1: Original Robin
2: Violent Robin
3: Geek Robin
4: Irrelevant Robin
5: Psychotic Robin
1. OG robin
2. Violent robin
3. Nerd robin
4. Her
5. Him
She is relevant
Violet she was a sidekick for only a few weeks. Compared to the other robins she’s irrelevant.
@@4xJojo why not?
Hmm hmm bizarre hows many changes he's been though I'm sure aqualad had 3 his last look is black
“Tim is the smart Robin that is good at detective stuff”
He also showed Robin lighting dynamite on accident...
“I’m gonna let him dress up in a colorful costume with no pants and fight murders and lunatics!”
I feel like Alfred should get his own movie
He has his own tv show
Maliha Khan the show is called Pennyworth
Maliha Khan ruclips.net/video/cIvOHGIzCd0/видео.html
Alfred the movie
Hi
Batman : You're Robin now.
Random Kid : *chuckles* I'm in danger
Fun fact every robin ethier died or wass considered dead att least once now.
@@MrRobot-0 almost everyone in DC has died by now
@@lahkooky504westside3 i get it, everyone in dc is basically Jesus
I laughed lmao
@@MrRobot-0 but everyone in dc has died or thought died at one point
1:15 Alfred when Robin is becoming Nightwing and is leaving the bat cave: it's too late for me. *SAVE YOURSELF*
Damian and Jason Have Always Been My Favorite.
That voice for Damien is perfect. Exactly how I imagined he would sound.
Same
Coincidentally, a great voice for Artemis Fowl
"Reality Altering Shenanigans" is going to be my new favorite catchphrase! LOL
High Heel Knight if only it was remotely valid... it’s bullshit
Mabry dc will make better moives thanks to some REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS
Charles Dunn well we got Shazam now so maybe it happened without us knowing
How DC fixes timelines.
Hunger problems were finally over on planet earth but then REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS
Can we get this but for just Nightwing? The Animated history of Nightwing. Going through every moment of Nightwing through the comics.
Robin tier list:
1:Me [Damian] obviously [because I'm aDorAbLe]
2: Jason Todd [because he kills criminals and that's pretty swag]
3: Richard Grayson [because he is OG ]
4: Tim drake [how dare you be robin when I want to be robin you fool]
Yes
Fans: lets let jason die
Dc:nah lets ressurect him
Well, it all worked out well.
Thank you DC for reviving meh boi
@@IAmOneGuy wait what? Who would be so desperate and depressed to spend his money to have a fictional character killed? That's dumb
Robin
@PKD Orion I mean jason and red hood are the same
Batman: I work alone
*Literally* the whole DC universe: Are we a Joke to you?!?
Batman: I don’t laugh but yeah
Everyone sees Robin. Everyone is like BRO he robs the bins Batman is like oh he just kicks guys who robbed his bins Everyone else Please Bin me
XDXD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batman: I work alone
Alfred:😑
🤣
There is so much more to Stephanie brown's character than just her being Robin a few weeks and then "dying". She was Tim Drakes' girlfriend, her own hero before Robin, and became the third Batgirl. Not to mention she never really died in the first place, she just faked her death. Oh, and she does exist in canon, actually being introduced in the New 52. Such disrespect towards the character.
Exactly Timothy
kinda wish you hopped into stephanie brown's history a bit
i mean, yeah, new 52 reboot undid a ton of things, but she was still a good robin. really liked her character, and her character arc was great, too bad war games kinda dragged on for... a bit too long imo
just kinda wish stephanie was remembered more as another fellow robin over "HOLY CRAP! ROBIN'S A GIRL NOW!"
Love how Jason Todd was made to look less violent by replacing that baseball bat with a submarine sandwich :3
I thought it was suppose to be a crowbar
Christopher Marshall jeez I guess you can call that a low blow lmao
Syome submarine sandwich
Lol ikr this comment has made my day by the way:(hey that rhymed):😁😊😉😂😅
@@Shadothecat
1:34 Nope , it was a baseball bat
How old is Batman!?
He literally raised 4 robins😂
He was at least in his 20’s
I think he was around 24 when he took Dick in but who knows DC is horrible with aging and just ages in general.
Actually the Batman is still young because the DC universe keeps on reseting
Actually it was 7 Robin's!
Alexandru Covasa who is the seventh? I only know about dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian and Carry
In this Covid phase, I need some "REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS" for good 😂
3:07 no she didn’t Batman. She...got in your pants.
In the future
Terry: I'm finally batman!!
Bruce: sure robin
Terry: what?
Nothing
Terry : Can i have a Robin Bruce ?
Bruce : Sidekick don't need sid... heum i mean ... we can't trust anybody !
Terry : ... you know that i can see all the costumes in the bat cave ... even the dog one ..
Bruce : GREAT IDEA ! Take Batdog with you !
Ace : *Old Bark*
@@DarkOtakuGaming Whoa... Ace is useful as all hell! Honestly better than Robin in some episodes lol.
@@DarkOtakuGaming Great. Now I'm gonna be up all night imagining how a Robin in Batman Beyond would turn out
@@CornBreadtm1 Yeah but Old Dog Ace is tiered, like Bruce in the first episode of Batman Beyond
@@DarkOtakuGaming wouldn't Ace be dead from old age?
“TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE”
*Proceeds to kill man with a sandwich*
I shouldn’t’ve have laughed so hard at this 😂
*I AM SO ANGSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Milad when someone steals free cookies
"Now, you've destroyed the world's most dangerous sandwich!"
- Leopold Fitz, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., "The Hub"
@@ggkk8909 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We can all agree Robin is the best Robin we all love Robin
Lmao
Short, simple and interesting explanation, nicely done, subbed!!
ALFRED: Whatever gets you out of this cave. It's too late for me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Love that scene. Love that butler.
LadyDragoncat Don’t we all?
300th like
Honey Cheese 500th like here 👍
Alfred: *"Save yourself! He won't let me gooooo!"*
Jason: I AM SO ANGSTY!!!!!
Me: aren't we all?
No i don't like angsty ppl they get on my nerves im sorry but wooooooooooo
Jason: I AM SO ANGSTY!!!!!!
Damian: yeeeeaaaah no.
@@janejohnson4946 Well I don't like people who can't spell.. rip
@@janejohnson4946 Your grammar is terrible.
@@DuskPShermanWallaby123 wow it's not my fault I was in a rush bc I had to go to a wedding sorry
3:29 Most badass Batman
So underrated. Seriously. You guys deserve more views.
Why do I feel like Gotham is a nice place to pick-up potential sidekicks?
@@driveasandwich6734 That's because dick grayson is the man, he's #1 robin and heir to batman!
I strongly advise you to read "Batman and Robin Eternal" before saying stuff like this.
Dude I play dc universe online and people at Gotham really do try to be a sidekick
Survival of the fittest bro. Gothamite kids grow up in the craziest city in North America XD
I mean there’s lots of orphans
*REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS!*
The best way to describe the History of the DC Universe
That's comic in general.Marvel has a thing for Cosmic cube too
Indeed
I love how he says
*REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS*
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen! Straight to the point and also hysterical 😂
All I can take from this:
"God damnit Barry, how many times are you going to break the universe!?"
This is why we can't have nice things, Barry!
Wasnt Wally the reason for the new 52 reboot tho?
@@vianjelos: Nope, it was Barry. Flashpoint stars Barry Allen. Check out the animated film sometime if you get the chance - it's actually one of the best animated DC movies I've seen and really leaves very little out of the comic books (surprisingly violent - they really hold nothing back). Reverse Flash even reminds me of the CW incarnation - C. Thomas Howell sounds a bit like the Harrison Wells version of Eobard Thawne in my opinion, and he captures Thawne's relentless hatred toward Barry perfectly.
Thawne: Well everyday is Barry Paradox hahaha!
“Barry if you keeping breaking the rules of time and the universe then I will have to get killer frost and have her freeze you in time”
"Hey guys can i be in this too?"
"No Carrie! You were never cannon!"
It's spelled "canon" with one n.
Why can't we have a cute female Robin? Why can't we have nice things?
Aww now my feelings are hurt...
Technically she was canon, just not main Earth canon, haha
Carrie is trash
Love how batman takes in every child who's had a bad event in their life
Batman : goes to gotham orphanage
Damn this is the best well-taught and well-animated video ever.
When every Robin starts leaving you have to start thinking maybe the problem is in me. Batman: it can't be because im BATMAN
none of them really leaves, Batman can assemble , any of them, also Justice league, birds of prey, outsiders, well pretty much any super hero in DC whenever he wants or feel the need, none of the others "leaders" want to admit it, but Batman is the boss and run the super hero business in DC universe
Batman : am I so out of touch? No... no, it's the Robins who are wrong.
so he then recruits Signal!
@Bhavya Nayyar "Indeed,Father`s belief that all criminals can be reformed is also quite misguided. Case In Point:My mother. "-Damian Wayne
Of course haven't you seen CW Arrow? Oliver is the CW Batman and he was so over controlling. Always bossing everyone with no thought for how they feel. The yelling and shouting doesn't help and eventually get on everyone's nerves.
"Greetings, father. Let us bond over a game of catch or by skinning your enemies."
-Robin 2019
Jimin Bunny art 😂😂😂
XD
Damian 2019 or when he was created
2019
Stephanie is officially a Robin again in Post-Flashpoint.
post rebirth
@@user-rf8ho2ng7y Post-Rebirth is still technically Post-Flashpoint. :P
Jokes aside. I know. But I meant in the context of this video. People that actually need this video won't know what Rebirth even is. So Post-Flashpoint just makes things easier to explain.
@@Magnet_Chaos mh yeah
wow he really skipped the girl
Both of them
DC: “Do you want the Robins to keep dying and/or leave you Batman or live and stay by his side?”
Batman: *YES*
What the fuck
I love Damian for the sole purpose he's like an 80 years old man in a kid's body, and I can relate to that. If only DC didn't fuck him up in every possible universe.
literally damian had such good potential
@@arizz8457 "Such wasted potential."
- Sub-Zero, Mortal Kombat 11 (He was also playable alongside Damian in Injustice 2, but he didn't have this line. Which, coincidentally, was wasted potential.)
Hey what are you talking about I am the blood son of batman how dare you say this
Every Damain is good but injustice
@@MilesMoralesGaming exactly
Cheers bruh! Your video is brilliant, well done ! Thanxxx
This is my favourite episode of your animations
Man, now I want "REALITY ALTERING SHENANIGANS!" as a isolated sound clip.
Hfar reality altering shenanigans merch?
@@zerocrashmurilo YES!
Ikr, it effectively downplays and summarizes lots of traumatic and trying things.
silverwolf12 my brother died
Reality altering shenanigans
Now he is a super villain
Zerocrash Murilo thanks to superboy prime or the sentry (since marvel want him to be that level of strength)
This is tv quality animation wow, keep it up
Yey DC should hire this guy
It's better than the shit actually on TV these days and he probably has like no fucking budget compared to them to begin with
Kakyoin
@@BadBoyBird The animation wasn't made by him.
Watch Marvel TLDR, that's the same guy, he has Marvel money so he can basically do anything
Love rewatching this
Tim is underrated!
Sidekick; dies
Flash; excuse me one moment i gotta go reset time
Dr Manhattan: i'll take it from here
Oops flashpoint
Super boy prime : *knocks on door*
*eNrIcO puCCi wAnTs tO kNoW yOuR lOcAtIOn*
1:13 it killed me when Alfred said “ it’s too late for me save yourself”
Tomas Ash Greninja same 😂
Funny -_-
Except when he left the manor during the Knightfall Saga and Dick went to England to bring him back.
Hahaha
I kinda wanna see a story on how Alfred got stuck in the batcave forever
This was hilarious and great video
The reason we love noah so much is because how good he is at explaining comic book stories in a very enjoyable way and funny, with the nice animation, wished he’d make more animated stories or tldr’s, loved watching those things when i was younger
1.OG robin
2. Violent robin
3. Nerd robin
4. Her robin
5. sociopath robin
Psychopath Robin's the best Damian is awsome
@@Jetstreamz no
VECTO VEX he sucks :|
D’Angelo_bot I like damian
VECTO VEX but Nightwing still has a special place in my heart
readers: "with all the things that have gone wrong in your life how do you keep your sanity!?"
batman: "i have a butler"
... Which sanity ?
@@mayadargeon2172 Now that is the correct question
Also Batman: I fuck every woman I see
Because I'm batman!
Until the dark multiverse where he doesn't
Great videos noah
Thinking about how His kids becomes adults and he still looks the same
Damian: I’m a jackass and everyone loves me
Jason: I’m the original Jackass and nobody liked me
Jason: at least not back in my debut
Made a slight change because I know some of you do in fact like Jason, so do I, just needed to clear up some things
I thought it was inverted
Everyone ADORES Jason now. Good.
Well, when he was first introduced his backstory was basically a carbon copy of Dick Grayson. THAT was the Jason Todd people called in to kill off. His new backstory came later to make him into his own character. People like THAT Jason Todd (and have every reason to).
@Silver Chariot Exactly. Everyone likes post-retcon Jason Todd. Pre-retcon Jason Todd had an entirely different backstory and personality.
@@mrbelarabi6062 The Robin from Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go! is heavily implied to be Dick Grayson, because he becomes Nightwing in the future.
Robin- Dies
Dc- *Reality altering shenanigans intensifies*
@Ramon Honselaar well thanks
69 likes 🤣🤣
@@Gaming_Hub_UK Doomsday clock sucks and DC needs to retcon it
Robin must be preserved AT ALL COSTS. What’s that, Supergirl died again. No one cares. PROTECT THE BIRDS
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1:42 why is this so satisfying? its just, ahh, its just perfect
that smack with a crowbar just makes me happy
*Jason Todd wants to know your location*
0:38 misconception: in more modern iterations, the robin persona was actually Dick’s idea and it was out of Bruce’s control (that mostly goes for the rest of the robins)
Now we just need the history of all Batgirls
Which one?
Isnt there only 2? Discluding batwoman
[I dont keep up on that kind of thing]
4 kane, gordon, brown and cain in the respective order
@@captaindc3889 after reading that wiki page, i can safely say that every female superhero in the dc universe has been batgirl at one point or another
(wth happened to it just being barbara and cassandra?)
Forgot Betty kane and Helena Berrinelli
3:02
"You stole my DNA?!"
PG rating intensifies.
Help me I'm locked up by some cannibal wierdos in a sanctuary lol
All dc fans know she drugged him and made him have sex with her
Yeah u stole my DNA to keep it friendly
It worked for Amanda Waller
Well you could put it like that
I freaking love the red robin costume, it’s my favourite robin costume
Is this cartoon hooligans-
Batman: I work alone
Robin×5: Are you sure
Batgirlx2: I baked cookies
Alfred: I dried your tears
Bathound: bark
Batcow: moo
Batwoman: sure
Lol HILARIOUS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
What about Lucius Fox
There has been 4 batgirls in Batman's history...
More like 4 Robins and 3 Batgirls. Stephanie was more Batgirl (and Spoiler) than Robin.
@@mariebourgot4949 doesn't change the fact she wore the suit and used the name for a time
2007: gold diggers
2009: hooking up girls/boys
2019: picking up side kicks
2025: Obtaining children with super powers
2020: sidekicks leave their mentors and form tiny justice league
The last part made me laugh so hard I love this stuff
This is beautifully genius
"It's too late for me "😂
Oh Alfred you're so funny. ...Oh wait..You're serious ?
Love Alfred in this animation!!!
"It's too late for me!!!"
Weedy save yourself
This is so cool and awesome
THANK YOU for this now it’s not complicated
"Hey kid wanna work out all you're emotional pain through crime fighting?!"
Robin: YEAH!!!
Why did you comment this ??? we all heard it in the video ???
@@presidential3228
You must be new here... welcome to the internet/youtube m8s.
@@presidential3228 have you never read the comments on RUclips before??
Seriously I'd rather kick butt than deal with therapy all day.
Mimah 101 we all want to do that
Carrie Kelly: “Am I a joke to you?”
Shes always been non canon (as far as the whole Robin thing goes)
Shes from Earth twenty something
@@victor0491 Earth 31 (All Dtar Batman/Dark Knight Returns)
Different earth
*cries in fake robin*
THIS MADE SO MUCH SENSE!!
Greetings Father let us bond over a game of catch or by skimming our enemies
Had me dead LMAO
Reality altering shenanigans summing up everything with 3 words 😂 awesome
the comicstorian used the term reboot punch which a thought was hilarious
Haha, I actually like this better. 😂😂 "reality altering shenanigans." 😂
Batman finally killed the joker but then reality altering shenanigans
“Greetings father, let us bond over the game of “catch” or, skinning your enemies”
Jesus Christ😂 I remember him being edgy but damn
Well,he WAS bathed in Lazarus Pits from birth,raised to be the perfect child soldier for The League of Assassins and The Heir of The Demon his father refused to be and tortured for showing emotions,empathy or hesitation as a child!
@@AspieMediaBobby and he's not even a Batman villain lol
@IAMGRiZZLYB3AR Well,if you don`t count "Injustice"(Which effectively spat upon Damian`s character development and relationship with the rest of The Batfamily for cheap-ass drama,AU or not!) ,"Kingdom Come" and the "Batman Beyond" Comics.
@@bornbuttery7593 Not to mention his own mother would murder and decapitate his teachers for making the slightest miscalculation and make him put their heads in his backpack,basically saying "See that,son?That could be you if you were to disappoint your mother in any way."
@@bornbuttery7593 Also,the point of his character is much like Jason Todd he`s a kid who would have been a villain were it not for The Batfamily taking him in(Hence the dual meaning of his name as explained by his mother as his first name is associated with demons and evil children due to "The Omen" which is essentially how he is introduced(Although in reality like most such children in Real Life,he`s actually a victim of severe physical and psychological child abuse by his grandfather,mother and their organization who really just wants his parents to stop fighting and be with him)but also meaning "To tame",referring to what Talia told him he was destined to do to "This wild world" and what The Batfamily is trying to do with varying degrees of success with his killing instincts).
I love your videos make more I know it takes time but please