I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2021
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me watching d&p age 13: :)
me watching d&p age 21: :)
literally me, i usually move past hobbies and things i like so fast but i still feel the same watching them all these years later
Dude same!! They bring me so much joy!
yeah this is it )': we all grew up well huh
Omg same 🥲 20 now and started watching them at 13 😄 I always come back here for some laughs and comfort
Me @ 26 :’)
To anyone not in England who may not know: hairdressers have been open in England for like a month... they chose to do this
Part of me wonders if they did this now just in case something went too wrong and they wanted a backup loool
Phil seeing that hair salons are open: "hmmm hair salon ey?"
they've been doing social distancing before it was cool and they are not going to stop it now
Yeah haha I was wondering why this was popping up now of all times
Wow what’s it like for your country to be livable rn?
this entire video just has:
“what do you have?”
“a KNIFE”
energy
LMAOOO
"NO"
(sorry I had too finish it )
the sound barrier 💀💀💀
LMAO TRUEE
😂
I missed Dan's laugh.
Haven’t we all
I’ve missed his screaming
the forgotten bird noises
We all did
Same
I love how phil is constantly making accidental sex jokes and when he actually tries to tell one it makes no sense
Peak Phil Lester tbh
he's like link from good mythical morning
And just like every other man he can't seem to tell the difference between millimeters and inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
get the lubricant!!
@@sebastianandersson554 omfg 😂😭
THE “AHHHH COME HERE IDIOT” WAS THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
I SCREAMED IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY GF ❤️😂😂😂
THERES NO REAL THAT SOUND WAS REAL
timestamp I beg of you
1:07
@@teddeeznuts right at start when Phil has the scissors stuck on his finger
Look at him tolerating people near his neck he's come so far
This is an OG comment
🥺literally
exactly what i was thinking LMAO
I think it's just Phil though because they're friends
@@ellaelliott4415 "friends" lol
“That was too positive we can’t end the video like that”
*ends the video in the most wholesome way possible*
Pls lmao also you have many likes
Hey Dwight
dan asking "am i straight now" with terror in his eyes will forever be a mood
i love it so much
it’s literally me
Timestamp?
i like the color of your pfp... :)
12:58
Can’t believe I forgot how capable Dan is at breaking the sound barrier
Wow I didn't know that Dan was that fast
God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade
the sound barrier- **head in hands**
That's what happens when you go fast
@@erensneck ik it’s a inside joke from another video, lots of lore behind it
Me at 13: I don't get why dan has existential crisis and has a hard time in college
Me at 20: well, hey, would you look at that
turning 20 and being able to relate to dan 😭😭 we are grown now
SAME! We are all in this together😃
Really looking forward to the book arriving in the mail😌
Yep... I checked how much interest my loans have accrued and I don’t want to go back in the fall😭 Kids, don’t take out loans from private lenders. Find a job that will pay for your schooling if you can.
@@bippy201 are you American?
FELT
I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.
thanks for this comment now i’m sobbing
🥹
STOP IT 😭
the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.
The "come here idiot!!" 😂😂
The way he gets so panicked so quickly is hilarious I watched it like 4 times
I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!
Truly wonderful
Time stamp?
didn't realize how much i missed dan's *screams* breaking through the _sound barrier_
fr i didn't know my phone volume could be that high when i had set it that low
Its like a russian roulette for my ears
surprisingly nostalgic
it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao
It made me remember that I have roommates
two best friends in a room, they might die. Dan: yes we will
phil: what
dan: i said yes we will
LMFAOOO
💀💀💀💀
Phil's "secret message" at the end is so heartwarming, it's nice to see how proud he is of Dan
I was wondering about that, why is is silent?
I was wondering about that, why is is silent?
i didn’t realize how much i missed dan absolutely *screeching* his head off at phil
i needed those screeches in my life, they made me happy
i live for his screeches
@@dangermenatwork me too😌
Same..😂
I think the sheer drama of "COME HERE, IDIOT" has overshadowed the masterpiece that is "willy-nilly silly Philly"
Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc.
Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on RUclips
make sure he doesn't eat glue
i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months
18 months is very generous
How’s it feel to be a prophet? Lmao
Sad but true 😓
18 months, or 6 years?
the prophecy has been fulfilled
I really missed having to adjust the volume every few seconds because of Dan's screaming. No really, I did, this makes me happy
It really does
Exactly 😭
mood
when others do it I'm like "You totally could have fixed that while editing" but when dan screams: PLEASE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
It's been so long since I've heard him scream in a video, it genuinely made me jump / flinch
Dan legit about to say “Guy trapped me in his house for ten years” made me literally laugh out loud.
sameeeee 😂
Wait isn't that another way round? I thought Dan kidnapped Phil years ago 😏
@@unclesnow3678 #1 Phil trash ✌️😌💖
I’ve watched this video so many time and I still nearly piss myself laughing at “you want a straight line? Jaggies?”
“Oh no I’ve done a Jaggie”
these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///
Boomer
it's supposed to be cheesy...
yeahh we’re all sappy twats now
Gw2yyey2tw
:’)
It’s stupid but Dan joking saying “I don’t do anything straight” makes me so happy cause it shows he’s more comfortable with himself.
I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that
i definitely get what you mean, but i also feel like he made those jokes even before coming out xD
@@goldenpie6 he definitely did lol
@@goldenpie6 I think it’s just they have new meaning now because there’s context with him coming out.
Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.
Dan has defintely grown as a person over the last 10 years but he still has the ability to break my eardrums multiple times in one video
I hear the shrieking and get thrown back in time to 2012
The shrieking fills a void in my heart I didn't know was there
the toad hair really fit with the toad shrieking hahaha
He broke the sound barrier...
do u go to stem?
In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad
What do you mean?
@@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example:
'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary)
'and?'
'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)
@@notlucadaniel aaahhhh
this is so sweet im
i never considered that that is what he is doing, but it really is. jesus
The wine glass and ribena is taking me back to the internet support group days
I WANT ANOTHER SO BAD
I MISS THOSE
Omg ribena lmao
phil: is offended that dan doesn’t trust him
also phil: gets his finger stuck in the scissors in the first minute of the video
>:(
I read this comment before the video and I thought Phil was only going to be mildly stuck. I was wrong.
i laughed so hard at that
*Chuckling*
That was hilarious
Dan’s *inhuman shriek* COME HERE IDIOT!!! Was so. Genuine. The horror. The feeling that you get when your best friend nearly kills you- amazing.
This made me howl with laughter 😂
@@lauratwinkle6420Howell
Notice how Phil's not shocked or scared by Dan's sudden LOUD screams He's used to it😂✨
dan yelling at phil like a scared mom with their toddler when he got the scissors stuck around his finger PLSSS
IKRRRR I WAS HOWLING, like i do that sometimes without realising 😂
He got so worried it was adorable! He cares about his best friend so much
I honestly also had fear
I’ve missed the angelic sound of his screams so much
"COME HERE, IDIOT" (affectionate)
"Harry, I have no styles" is such an underrated joke
I LOVED IT SM
yess that’s exactly what i was thinking that was actually a good joke and barely anyone is appreciating it
Right? I laughed for a solid minute
Anyone else just continuously circle back to this video because it's become your comfort video? I deadass watch this AT LEAST once a week.
It heals me
Yes 😂❤
i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here
Did he like ur haircut? 😍 Ive been wanting to cut my brother's but im scared😂😂
@@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))
YES LMAO
@@leaslame oh good job!
But yes I was just thinking this like, Dan is screaming but has a lot patience lmao. Good for both of them.
After two years, I realized that my brain wasn’t used anymore to Dan’s Angry Eagle screams and my eardrums just yeeted themselves out of my head
Omg I’m the same way! Lol
Same
Gosh same, but I’ve missed this. I’ve missed my ears getting destroyed.
Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.
i see i'm not the only phannie turned dsmp stan lmaoo
I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking
I love the pfp
ahh another dan and phil fan turned gnf stan, i feel ur pain 💗
hellloooo gogy profile picture so we all turned mcyt fans did we
I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from RUclips and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future
Here is a little light to sit with you in the dark🕯 ❤
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING SCENE THATS SO SWEET OF PHIL TO SAY THAT
This makes me unbelievably happy 😭✨
Omg i love your content! I had no idea you enjoyed these dimbos like the rest of us 😭 the world isnt so big after all
omg seeing the asmr channels i watch on other channels is always so funny to me lol
Omg hi sophie!
Hi Sophie! Love your videos! 🥰
Saaaame
“that was too positive, we can’t end the video like that” [adds a whole section talking about how happy dan is and how he’s proud of him] wtf
*slaps him on ear*
that was so damn sweet i love their friendship
@@tanyabhaskar2888 I wish I had a friend like that
@@tanyabhaskar2888 they are such great friends
@@tanyabhaskar2888 their friendship is so great
i can just imagine phil rushing to record the last bit while dan went out to grab the mail or something so he cant overhear him plugging his book again
Like I can totally see Dan being like phil what are you doing and busting down the door
Dan : “the very tops okay. I’m a good top, but the bottom… people might want it but it’s not there.”
I had to pause the video and take a moment because I wasn’t expecting that and I almost choked on my drink laughing
This!! I know it just got buried beneath everything else that happened in this video, but Dan has sneakily put this in (no pun intended oh, God) even before the 2023/2024 innuendos. AND I AM LIVING
When Phil said "woosh" a clump of cat hair drifted across my keyboard and it really made for a 4D experience
lmaoo
This is proof Phil offers quality content. LMAO
The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"
okay stop but the “ two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another” is such a cute story idea 😂
Momager
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sangwoo?
How Phil survived for so long without Dan is a miracle
Yeah.... he really should never be alone
Phil survived… the plants didn’t 💀
“I’vE dOne A JagGy” has made me laugh for 10 mins straight
honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched
The way you read my mind
True dat
They’re the definition of soulmates
underrated comment
the fact that you had to tell him to close the scissors....Dan, thank you, seriously and sincerely, for not letting Phil DIE all of these years
I know right
Yes, thank fuck Dan has been here or else Phil would've tripped and fallen into a sharp object like 9 years ago
I literally said the same thing 😂
Phil is literally live action Happy Wheels
Not even 2 minutes in and it’s “hello personified fire engine, can you come lubricate my friend’s ring finger?”, god I missed Dan so so much 🤣🖤
why is “do nothing willy nilly silly philly” not a core phandom quote
•1 minute in and Dan is already screaming at Phil
•Phil making a hell lot of innuendoes and Dan being disappointed at him
•No Dan, no Phil, that haircut is unbelievably weird from a hairdresser point of view
•Phil complimenting Dan
•overall banter
I missed this
Yes
It's sad how much I missed this too- :')
i almost cried happily from how much i missed this
I love that I still enjoy watching them as much as I did when I was 16
SAME
samee
me too :,) i’ve fully grown up with them. i started watching them at like 12, and i’m 21 now.
They always make me happy :)
I'm 16 and I love that I still love watching them as much as when I was 12
I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much
can we talk about the last 2 minutes bc my heart is so warm, they’ve both been each other’s support beams for the last 10 years and have grown so much together it’s beautiful
you are so pretty
Dan is so brave to let Phil cut his hair when he is about to do events and interviews to promote his book.
HAHAHAHAHA
what if he deep dives into a beanie era
@@jjaster if he does we know why
@@jjaster he would become wilbur soot
It’s not bravery. It’s trust.
How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.
Im sorry but Dan and Phil-verse has me ROLLING
13:52 phil saying "whoosh" everytime he gets close to dan's ear so dan doesn't get scared or stressed out too much is so sweet yes dan you're his baby let him keep going lol
Phil’s sweaters always make me feel safe, help I’m a grown adult what is this
the comedic timing, the density of jokes, the serious discussion of mental health... perfection
My best friends🥰
Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.
me when I cut my own hair
To be fair this is me every day at cosmetology school
i would be dead
Imagine your hairdresser saying: now don’t be mad
Tbh I kinda need that
I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again
Nothing like finding out the guy who did the 'internet support group' videos that got you through highschool (and one of which you definitely didnt download in order to rewatch and cry over when your parents turned off the internet) has written a mental health book just in time for your next mental breakdown. Ty Dan, and ty phil for helping him plug it :P
this is has been out for less than a minute and it’s already a fandom staple
Staple
@@SaraRankins. nono, this video is where we all park our horses
@@Breauner our horse princes?
@@awkwardotter13 Nooo, I was trying to forget about those videos XD
as it should
as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week
(thanks)
We’ll see how that goes
omg you are a member
hey lol
wholesome times
i get u i am unable to process that people actually have positive opinions of me
alternative title: dan has a therapy session with the audience while phil struggles to act like a professional hairstylist (ad for you will get through this night)
Me at 14: Dan and phil are my favourite and will always be my favorite youtubers.
Me at 19: eh they're okay. I dont actively watch them
Me at 21 rewatching all their videos, rereading their books and reading Dans new book: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE THE BEST
I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that
Phil using this as an opportunity to make Dan talk about his book is so wholesome
“I’m protecting it like a mother duckling”
Flashbacks to the baby badgers... 😱
Dan was fully about to say "One star: A guy trapped me in his house for ten years" as if he wasn't the one who kidnapped Phil 😂
I would just like to point out as a partially deaf person that I appreciate that in the subtitles of the video "D:" appears to show that Dan is speaking. It looks like the perfect emoji to display his emotions.
Ikr lol I found it so cute
P: Has a lil tongue out and D: is in despair
I'm completely deaf with a cochlear implant and I feel the same way. I love when creators put captions on their videos (excluding the auto captions)
Oh my god that's perfect lol
@@Hexer404 i'm pretty sure phil lets the audience add subtitles, so there's some very dedicated members of the fandom who add captions (and often translations as well!) that deserve a lot of love.
still, since youtube disabled the in-built option to make community captions, phil has been one of the few creators who has actually found a viable alternative. what a king, honestly.
me too! the captions are incredible :))
“I’ve got the naked raw-“
“Put rubber on it”
“I’ve got the 13 inches-“
this all happened in the span of 7 seconss
7 second challenge, ✨innuendo✨ edition
"Dan's backdoor action"
"If you want my back cam on OnlyFans..."
You must be new here
@@fresapreso1491 i think you meant *OnlyDans 😂
timestamps of screamers:
0:19
1:07
5:30
6:05
6:21
8:04
8:50
11:56
12:10
12:37
12:56
14:13
14:15
15:16
15:39
15:52
17:43
omg i love this
take a shot every time phil goes “okay, don’t be mad”
as someone who has watched dan and phil since about 2013/2014, it makes me really happy and proud to see them openly talk about their sexuality
I know I'm so proud of where they've come
LITERALLY
It feels like a fever dream honestly
Same!! Being closeted when they were and coming out with them was so wonderful
It must be such a relief to be themselves 😭
wake up babe a new comfort video dropped
underrated comment
LITERALLY ME LMAO
YES
Literally yes
Dan's scream at the beginning when Phil didn't close the scissors is just an "I live with this moron" realization scream lmao
me: oh i'm gonna play a phil marathon in the background while i'm trying to fall asleep, his videos are so chill
dan: *exists*
me: *gets woken up at 4am by a screaming man getting a haircut*
The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.
This implies that others have tried and failed to keep Phil alive, meaning that Phil has been revived from the dead at least once
seems like its mutual
@@cassandra8209 that’s why he’s so pale
I THOUGHT THIS TOOO
You broke the code
Dan is giving me big parent energy that agreed to volunteer for his son's haircut career
"haircut career"
Especially at 1:08 yelling come here
1000th like! :D
@@tiagol-t951 I wish they could adopt me:(
It’s so crazy that after all these years they’ve managed to stay unproblematic and make good content by just being themselves. I never actually smile or laugh at videos but they hit different. I’m glad Dan has been staying productive off screen. I’m so proud of you guys ❤️
It’s because they’re genuine! Most canceled aren’t- they put up a persona
2:02 Phil trying to soften the blow of what he knows is gonna happen, by giving Dan treats. Good strategy
2:30 ah yes, the famous saying:
"What stays in the salon stays in the -
What is in the salon is not in the salon ...
The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"
I’ve waited for someone to comment this so THANK YOU BC THIS WAS SO FUNNY
I'm gonna get this tattooed on my butt
Thanks for writing it out because it made me choke laughing all over again
"The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair" better stick 😂😂
hearing dan say the words “dan and phil are gonna scissor” is definitely the worst thing that’s happened to me in 2021
Are you familiar with Phil's tops only bar?
you are eligible for emotional compensation
@@rojeyjo i agree
Support group is needed.
I think its pretty great tbh
PHIL GOES SO FAST WHILE CUTTING THE HAIR AND IT ABSOLUTELY TEARS UP MY NERVES
the ""it's good" - review by phil" makes me laugh so hard
i FORGOT how loud dans laugh is and how much i love them together
I like how nostalgia for this fandom is Dan screaming in fear
The Phil bit at the end of him saying how proud he is of Dan my heart is literally gonna explode 🥺
And once again, Dan swoops in when the world needs him most
“Harry I-have-no-styles”
I’m crying I have never related to anything more in my life
Mood lmfao I’m just a giant hoodie who emits Twenty One Pilots energy
alternative title: dan screaming out of fear for 19 minutes
never realized how nice this video was at the time. like the ending? that’s so sweet
okay but dan with a whole head of floppy grown out romantic curls is worth considering...
I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser:
1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to RUclips
2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester
If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*
_nyooooooooooom_
I'd let Phil cut my hair, no matter what the results were :)
I'll do some scissoring😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm a good top"
"hey you're not bleeding Dan give me at least a three"
when dan referenced reasons why dans a fail and his square hair, a vault in my brain unlocked that i didn’t think could be opened
FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE PHIL LIKED THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK PHIL ILY HI I MISSED YOU
i love how phil is his biggest fan 😭 they make my heart happy
Their comedic chemistry is no joke 🙌😩
After all these years I’m so happy Dan’s instant reaction is still just fuckn scream
my ears are not happy about it, r.i.p.
"One direction more like 17 directions. Harry I have no Styles." got me
@asioe kiou I died there
Btw, when was that, can I have a timestamp?
Kggggggg i love that
@@elizabethcrumpton6505 4:43
@@elizabethcrumpton6505 wait im not the only 💙💚 here?