I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @minjjis
    @minjjis 3 года назад +13947

    phil: is offended that dan doesn’t trust him
    also phil: gets his finger stuck in the scissors in the first minute of the video

    • @Autojuht3
      @Autojuht3 3 года назад +22

      >:(

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 3 года назад +128

      I read this comment before the video and I thought Phil was only going to be mildly stuck. I was wrong.

    • @heddja
      @heddja 3 года назад +31

      i laughed so hard at that

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 3 года назад +6

      *Chuckling*

    • @zamzam515
      @zamzam515 3 года назад

      That was hilarious

  • @annastars1537
    @annastars1537 3 года назад +9194

    Dan has defintely grown as a person over the last 10 years but he still has the ability to break my eardrums multiple times in one video

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 3 года назад +209

      I hear the shrieking and get thrown back in time to 2012

    • @withinsanityy
      @withinsanityy 3 года назад +162

      The shrieking fills a void in my heart I didn't know was there

    • @zermit435
      @zermit435 3 года назад +37

      the toad hair really fit with the toad shrieking hahaha

    • @flops_01
      @flops_01 3 года назад +29

      He broke the sound barrier...

    • @user-ev9yz1yb7l
      @user-ev9yz1yb7l 3 года назад +1

      do u go to stem?

  • @lucyrox100
    @lucyrox100 3 года назад +13769

    To anyone not in England who may not know: hairdressers have been open in England for like a month... they chose to do this

    • @getout_inc
      @getout_inc 3 года назад +620

      Part of me wonders if they did this now just in case something went too wrong and they wanted a backup loool

    • @augustthacker5704
      @augustthacker5704 3 года назад +326

      Phil seeing that hair salons are open: "hmmm hair salon ey?"

    • @c0smodrom
      @c0smodrom 3 года назад +747

      they've been doing social distancing before it was cool and they are not going to stop it now

    • @ollie8185
      @ollie8185 3 года назад +22

      Yeah haha I was wondering why this was popping up now of all times

    • @thomascampbell350
      @thomascampbell350 3 года назад +27

      Wow what’s it like for your country to be livable rn?

  • @mozzy4233
    @mozzy4233 3 года назад +11464

    this entire video just has:
    “what do you have?”
    “a KNIFE”
    energy

  • @GisseASMR
    @GisseASMR 3 года назад +28900

    I love that I still enjoy watching them as much as I did when I was 16

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 3 года назад +84

      SAME

    • @Nancysroom
      @Nancysroom 3 года назад +24

      samee

    • @caelanoldacc
      @caelanoldacc 3 года назад +460

      me too :,) i’ve fully grown up with them. i started watching them at like 12, and i’m 21 now.

    • @alyssagggghik
      @alyssagggghik 3 года назад +43

      They always make me happy :)

    • @madelynng.w.8333
      @madelynng.w.8333 3 года назад +106

      I'm 16 and I love that I still love watching them as much as when I was 12

  • @norianeberne2164
    @norianeberne2164 3 года назад +6656

    dan asking "am i straight now" with terror in his eyes will forever be a mood

  • @bellap0499
    @bellap0499 3 года назад +4613

    i cannot DESCRIBE how happy i am that i get to change my volume every ten seconds to accommodate dan’s screams

    • @zeliemorrow2453
      @zeliemorrow2453 3 года назад +58

      Fr like I lowk missed it

    • @axtiexe
      @axtiexe 3 года назад +34

      especially with my headphones so my ears bLEEED

    • @averyalbertson7546
      @averyalbertson7546 3 года назад +14

      I JUST DID THIS😭

    • @mackenzieoyola8020
      @mackenzieoyola8020 3 года назад +3

      bro this comment like made me emotional, i’ve missed them so much. i’m so grateful to see them happy :)

    • @idksamir
      @idksamir 3 года назад

      FELT

  • @OranJJeTofu
    @OranJJeTofu 3 года назад +4026

    “That was too positive we can’t end the video like that”
    *ends the video in the most wholesome way possible*

  • @kaitlynlouise7706
    @kaitlynlouise7706 3 года назад +5283

    When Phil said "woosh" a clump of cat hair drifted across my keyboard and it really made for a 4D experience

  • @ratlesbian5498
    @ratlesbian5498 3 года назад +4642

    the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.

    • @anonisrose5915
      @anonisrose5915 3 года назад +204

      The "come here idiot!!" 😂😂

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 3 года назад +91

      The way he gets so panicked so quickly is hilarious I watched it like 4 times

    • @gaxalee7392
      @gaxalee7392 3 года назад +43

      I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!

    • @khaxjc1
      @khaxjc1 3 года назад +7

      Truly wonderful

    • @ellalove_55
      @ellalove_55 3 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 3 года назад +6249

    I really missed having to adjust the volume every few seconds because of Dan's screaming. No really, I did, this makes me happy

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 года назад +52

      It really does

    • @kauradam
      @kauradam 3 года назад +34

      Exactly 😭

    • @Fyrienwood
      @Fyrienwood 3 года назад +15

      mood

    • @ashtwrz
      @ashtwrz 3 года назад +47

      when others do it I'm like "You totally could have fixed that while editing" but when dan screams: PLEASE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @Ghostkid-777
      @Ghostkid-777 3 года назад +27

      It's been so long since I've heard him scream in a video, it genuinely made me jump / flinch

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +10049

    I missed Dan's laugh.

  • @hfjbjvf
    @hfjbjvf 3 года назад +4258

    didn't realize how much i missed dan's *screams* breaking through the _sound barrier_

    • @musicbysasha_
      @musicbysasha_ 3 года назад +77

      fr i didn't know my phone volume could be that high when i had set it that low

    • @elliamaris
      @elliamaris 3 года назад +71

      Its like a russian roulette for my ears

    • @AJ-uo5zl
      @AJ-uo5zl 3 года назад +27

      surprisingly nostalgic

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 3 года назад +22

      it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 года назад +4

      It made me remember that I have roommates

  • @GradientTowers
    @GradientTowers 3 года назад +3981

    i didn’t realize how much i missed dan absolutely *screeching* his head off at phil

    • @artistinahammock3885
      @artistinahammock3885 3 года назад +48

      i needed those screeches in my life, they made me happy

    • @dangermenatwork
      @dangermenatwork 3 года назад +11

      i live for his screeches

    • @GradientTowers
      @GradientTowers 3 года назад +2

      @@dangermenatwork me too😌

    • @dylancole1910
      @dylancole1910 3 года назад +1

      Same..😂

    • @macularius
      @macularius 3 года назад +24

      I think the sheer drama of "COME HERE, IDIOT" has overshadowed the masterpiece that is "willy-nilly silly Philly"

  • @StayEmilino
    @StayEmilino 3 года назад +3581

    Dan legit about to say “Guy trapped me in his house for ten years” made me literally laugh out loud.

    • @AnnaS-es2yr
      @AnnaS-es2yr 3 года назад +7

      sameeeee 😂

    • @unclesnow3678
      @unclesnow3678 3 года назад +61

      Wait isn't that another way round? I thought Dan kidnapped Phil years ago 😏

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 3 года назад +23

      @@unclesnow3678 #1 Phil trash ✌️😌💖

  • @bellsy4622
    @bellsy4622 3 года назад +4099

    Look at him tolerating people near his neck he's come so far

    • @roryu338
      @roryu338 3 года назад +115

      This is an OG comment

    • @staycreations08
      @staycreations08 3 года назад +20

      🥺literally

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 3 года назад +9

      exactly what i was thinking LMAO

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 3 года назад +45

      I think it's just Phil though because they're friends

    • @Bourdaine27
      @Bourdaine27 2 года назад +16

      @@ellaelliott4415 "friends" lol

  • @saralafevers2411
    @saralafevers2411 3 года назад +3398

    THE “AHHHH COME HERE IDIOT” WAS THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

    • @carmellaroberts1331
      @carmellaroberts1331 3 года назад +71

      I SCREAMED IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY GF ❤️😂😂😂

    • @whatever_emma
      @whatever_emma 3 года назад +23

      THERES NO REAL THAT SOUND WAS REAL

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 3 года назад +7

      timestamp I beg of you

    • @Loki-fl1rk
      @Loki-fl1rk 3 года назад +37

      1:07

    • @cherylwilson8743
      @cherylwilson8743 3 года назад +7

      @@teddeeznuts right at start when Phil has the scissors stuck on his finger

  • @s8nisbae
    @s8nisbae 3 года назад +6178

    I love how phil is constantly making accidental sex jokes and when he actually tries to tell one it makes no sense

    • @JessicaBiilor
      @JessicaBiilor 3 года назад +102

      Peak Phil Lester tbh

    • @300blackcats
      @300blackcats 3 года назад +57

      he's like link from good mythical morning

    • @sebastianandersson554
      @sebastianandersson554 3 года назад +64

      And just like every other man he can't seem to tell the difference between millimeters and inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @moontoosoon2152
      @moontoosoon2152 3 года назад +22

      get the lubricant!!

    • @natashaO-O
      @natashaO-O 3 года назад +8

      @@sebastianandersson554 omfg 😂😭

  • @emmiebunny04
    @emmiebunny04 3 года назад +4321

    The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"

    • @the.atlas.collective
      @the.atlas.collective 3 года назад +107

      okay stop but the “ two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another” is such a cute story idea 😂

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 3 года назад +21

      Momager

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 года назад +16

      Save Palestine from Israel war crimes, spread the message and before judging get information, you can start at r/LetsTalkPalestine

    • @angelxdustyy8237
      @angelxdustyy8237 3 года назад +2

      sangwoo?

  • @roosimx8911
    @roosimx8911 2 года назад +525

    I’ve watched this video so many time and I still nearly piss myself laughing at “you want a straight line? Jaggies?”
    “Oh no I’ve done a Jaggie”

  • @feikoff2206
    @feikoff2206 3 года назад +12339

    The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.

    • @cassandra8209
      @cassandra8209 3 года назад +1562

      This implies that others have tried and failed to keep Phil alive, meaning that Phil has been revived from the dead at least once

    • @prylledie
      @prylledie 3 года назад +397

      seems like its mutual

    • @ebbie2595
      @ebbie2595 3 года назад +495

      @@cassandra8209 that’s why he’s so pale

    • @GoblynKing
      @GoblynKing 3 года назад +45

      I THOUGHT THIS TOOO

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 года назад +35

      You broke the code

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 года назад +6335

    It’s stupid but Dan joking saying “I don’t do anything straight” makes me so happy cause it shows he’s more comfortable with himself.

    • @kamamaunillama31
      @kamamaunillama31 3 года назад +203

      I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that

    • @goldenpie6
      @goldenpie6 3 года назад +32

      i definitely get what you mean, but i also feel like he made those jokes even before coming out xD

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 года назад +24

      @@goldenpie6 he definitely did lol

    • @ellenlouise8135
      @ellenlouise8135 3 года назад +12

      @@goldenpie6 I think it’s just they have new meaning now because there’s context with him coming out.

    • @EyeconicLaura
      @EyeconicLaura 3 года назад +28

      Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.

  • @olasit9228
    @olasit9228 3 года назад +1645

    Phil's "secret message" at the end is so heartwarming, it's nice to see how proud he is of Dan

    • @naiomik6179
      @naiomik6179 3 года назад +1

      I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

    • @naiomik6179
      @naiomik6179 3 года назад +1

      I was wondering about that, why is is silent?

  • @alyswilliams5855
    @alyswilliams5855 3 года назад +2832

    I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that

  • @jacquelinemartinez3903
    @jacquelinemartinez3903 3 года назад +3617

    Can’t believe I forgot how capable Dan is at breaking the sound barrier

    • @s.e.s.9146
      @s.e.s.9146 3 года назад +78

      Wow I didn't know that Dan was that fast

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 3 года назад +150

      God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 года назад +41

      the sound barrier- **head in hands**

    • @erensneck
      @erensneck 3 года назад +23

      That's what happens when you go fast

    • @jacquelinemartinez3903
      @jacquelinemartinez3903 3 года назад +14

      @@erensneck ik it’s a inside joke from another video, lots of lore behind it

  • @danlashida
    @danlashida 3 года назад +2903

    Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 3 года назад +17

      i see i'm not the only phannie turned dsmp stan lmaoo

    • @annemarieherbschleb3257
      @annemarieherbschleb3257 3 года назад +10

      I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking

    • @suzanneallard9053
      @suzanneallard9053 3 года назад +1

      I love the pfp

    • @rebekahapps9828
      @rebekahapps9828 3 года назад +3

      ahh another dan and phil fan turned gnf stan, i feel ur pain 💗

    • @daisynaish1823
      @daisynaish1823 3 года назад +2

      hellloooo gogy profile picture so we all turned mcyt fans did we

  • @Invisiblegirlswatchn
    @Invisiblegirlswatchn 3 года назад +1782

    Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc.
    Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on RUclips

  • @sofiajearally9710
    @sofiajearally9710 3 года назад +3480

    Phil using this as an opportunity to make Dan talk about his book is so wholesome

  • @outlast_the_night7727
    @outlast_the_night7727 3 года назад +2677

    honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell 3 года назад +47972

    as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week
    (thanks)

    • @314RatsInATrenchcoat
      @314RatsInATrenchcoat 3 года назад +1413

      We’ll see how that goes

    • @jazmina2393
      @jazmina2393 3 года назад +2297

      omg you are a member

    • @maddiegordon7937
      @maddiegordon7937 3 года назад +230

      hey lol

    • @SpaceyMad
      @SpaceyMad 3 года назад +561

      wholesome times

    • @cactipoke
      @cactipoke 3 года назад +535

      i get u i am unable to process that people actually have positive opinions of me

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 2 года назад +712

    I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.

  • @brie
    @brie 3 года назад +3655

    dan yelling at phil like a scared mom with their toddler when he got the scissors stuck around his finger PLSSS

    • @farinatasmia9134
      @farinatasmia9134 3 года назад +43

      IKRRRR I WAS HOWLING, like i do that sometimes without realising 😂

    • @elliesheridan8003
      @elliesheridan8003 3 года назад +37

      He got so worried it was adorable! He cares about his best friend so much

    • @LiSkyFox
      @LiSkyFox 3 года назад +14

      I honestly also had fear

    • @nerdygal6133
      @nerdygal6133 3 года назад +19

      I’ve missed the angelic sound of his screams so much

    • @augustthacker5704
      @augustthacker5704 3 года назад +60

      "COME HERE, IDIOT" (affectionate)

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 3 года назад +3201

    Dan is so brave to let Phil cut his hair when he is about to do events and interviews to promote his book.

    • @kayveil
      @kayveil 3 года назад +25

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @jjaster
      @jjaster 3 года назад +130

      what if he deep dives into a beanie era

    • @ellespoonies
      @ellespoonies 3 года назад +60

      @@jjaster if he does we know why

    • @bird.brainsss
      @bird.brainsss 3 года назад +31

      @@jjaster he would become wilbur soot

    • @lilajanick
      @lilajanick 3 года назад +19

      It’s not bravery. It’s trust.

  • @sobphie
    @sobphie 3 года назад +4087

    the fact that you had to tell him to close the scissors....Dan, thank you, seriously and sincerely, for not letting Phil DIE all of these years

    • @lexaprobabes5947
      @lexaprobabes5947 3 года назад +26

      I know right

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +120

      Yes, thank fuck Dan has been here or else Phil would've tripped and fallen into a sharp object like 9 years ago

    • @Manilove223
      @Manilove223 3 года назад +18

      I literally said the same thing 😂

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 3 года назад +6

      Phil is literally live action Happy Wheels

  • @stevetayler9518
    @stevetayler9518 3 года назад +2181

    In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad

    • @CatarinaSi
      @CatarinaSi 3 года назад +10

      What do you mean?

    • @notlucadaniel
      @notlucadaniel 3 года назад +276

      @@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example:
      'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary)
      'and?'
      'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)

    • @CatarinaSi
      @CatarinaSi 3 года назад +10

      @@notlucadaniel aaahhhh

    • @zhen1651
      @zhen1651 Год назад +12

      this is so sweet im

    • @usernameirrelevant
      @usernameirrelevant Год назад +15

      i never considered that that is what he is doing, but it really is. jesus

  • @littlemustacheemoticon
    @littlemustacheemoticon 3 года назад +1418

    After two years, I realized that my brain wasn’t used anymore to Dan’s Angry Eagle screams and my eardrums just yeeted themselves out of my head

    • @SimplyMeezy
      @SimplyMeezy 3 года назад +21

      Omg I’m the same way! Lol

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @lumae8216
      @lumae8216 3 года назад +2

      Gosh same, but I’ve missed this. I’ve missed my ears getting destroyed.

  • @MinuEndaKanal
    @MinuEndaKanal 3 года назад +2445

    the comedic timing, the density of jokes, the serious discussion of mental health... perfection

  • @lexorcised
    @lexorcised 3 года назад +2295

    “that was too positive, we can’t end the video like that” [adds a whole section talking about how happy dan is and how he’s proud of him] wtf

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 года назад +77

      *slaps him on ear*

    • @onlyoncetbj
      @onlyoncetbj 3 года назад +32

      that was so damn sweet i love their friendship

    • @JustEdgeOfficial
      @JustEdgeOfficial 3 года назад +14

      @@onlyoncetbj I wish I had a friend like that

    • @bobbibitybob
      @bobbibitybob 3 года назад +20

      @@onlyoncetbj they are such great friends

    • @snehap4404
      @snehap4404 3 года назад +5

      @@onlyoncetbj their friendship is so great

  • @natashalawely2900
    @natashalawely2900 3 года назад +1306

    i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months

    • @colonelduck6211
      @colonelduck6211 3 года назад +53

      18 months is very generous

    • @anya1077
      @anya1077 3 года назад +42

      How’s it feel to be a prophet? Lmao

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 3 года назад +3

      Sad but true 😓

    • @idiotburner5616
      @idiotburner5616 3 года назад +14

      18 months, or 6 years?

    • @viv7627
      @viv7627 2 года назад +40

      the prophecy has been fulfilled

  • @kc--
    @kc-- 3 года назад +2513

    "Harry, I have no styles" is such an underrated joke

    • @ikissjessicajones
      @ikissjessicajones 3 года назад +9

      I LOVED IT SM

    • @lilaroberts8101
      @lilaroberts8101 3 года назад +7

      yess that’s exactly what i was thinking that was actually a good joke and barely anyone is appreciating it

    • @mishyann4061
      @mishyann4061 3 года назад +1

      Right? I laughed for a solid minute

  • @airabelle
    @airabelle 3 года назад +898

    phil saying it’s all fine with the least convincing face was the most relatable thing ever

  • @milaskundric
    @milaskundric 3 года назад +1189

    i FORGOT how loud dans laugh is and how much i love them together

  • @lauristrash1415
    @lauristrash1415 3 года назад +2045

    two best friends in a room, they might die. Dan: yes we will

  • @ollyollyoxen
    @ollyollyoxen 3 года назад +3063

    Phil: Almost beheads Dan by letting go of a mirror too quickly
    Also Phil: Walks crotch-first into a pole
    Also Phil: Tries to take off scissors without closing them
    Also Phil: " i hav s t e a d y h a nd s : D"

    • @mars30
      @mars30 3 года назад +41

      also phil: *has unsteady hands*

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 3 года назад +8

      @@mars30 your profile pic omg folie is such a good album

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 3 года назад +9

      im honestly amazed at how he's still alive at this rate

    • @zephyr3693
      @zephyr3693 3 года назад +16

      phil: "i have steady hands!"
      phil: *holds out hands which are shaking like a leaf in a hurricane*

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary 3 года назад +2473

    How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.

    • @spongebeth9491
      @spongebeth9491 3 года назад +13

      Im sorry but Dan and Phil-verse has me ROLLING

  • @shroombean9329
    @shroombean9329 3 года назад +712

    I like how nostalgia for this fandom is Dan screaming in fear

  • @LukasJamesonHin
    @LukasJamesonHin 3 года назад +982

    Notice how Phil's not shocked or scared by Dan's sudden LOUD screams He's used to it😂✨

  • @jojoba_k
    @jojoba_k 3 года назад +2368

    this is has been out for less than a minute and it’s already a fandom staple

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 3 года назад +24

      Staple

    • @Breauner
      @Breauner 3 года назад +58

      @@SaraRankins. nono, this video is where we all park our horses

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 3 года назад +24

      @@Breauner our horse princes?

    • @bornwithhorns
      @bornwithhorns 3 года назад +4

      @@awkwardotter13 Nooo, I was trying to forget about those videos XD

    • @valequi1219
      @valequi1219 3 года назад

      as it should

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 3 года назад +2177

    Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.

    • @happyparallel3809
      @happyparallel3809 3 года назад +29

      me when I cut my own hair

    • @megancanuto7638
      @megancanuto7638 3 года назад +8

      To be fair this is me every day at cosmetology school

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 3 года назад +2

      i would be dead

    • @Thiscoldice
      @Thiscoldice 3 года назад +14

      Imagine your hairdresser saying: now don’t be mad

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 года назад +2

      Tbh I kinda need that

  • @savanna2708
    @savanna2708 3 года назад +720

    alternative title: dan screaming out of fear for 19 minutes

  • @tvglitch3059
    @tvglitch3059 3 года назад +3517

    these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///

  • @bobothefool3909
    @bobothefool3909 3 года назад +6145

    i love how it's been a decade but DAN STILL WON'T LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EVERY TWO SECONDS

    • @giraffe3700
      @giraffe3700 3 года назад +75

      i like to leave it up, dans loud laughter and screaming is part of the experience

    • @cynicismpiee
      @cynicismpiee 3 года назад +16

      @serdy ximi *SWEENEY PHIL WHFBSNVB*

    • @creativethingsbyavani
      @creativethingsbyavani 3 года назад +26

      In Dan’s defence, I laugh the same way

    • @pfftthatscrazy
      @pfftthatscrazy 3 года назад +4

      I WAS READING THIS AND HE STARTED LAUGHING AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME-

    • @xxmango_juicee1486
      @xxmango_juicee1486 3 года назад

      ME

  • @Anna-cs5sb
    @Anna-cs5sb 3 года назад +2568

    STOP, Phil adding the part at the end because Dan was too modest to promote his own book was so sweet. Phil is so genuinely proud of Dan ah 🥺

    • @m0nnie_
      @m0nnie_ 3 года назад

      MY LITERAL HEART ❤️🥺

  • @sebastianandersson554
    @sebastianandersson554 3 года назад +3159

    I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser:
    1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to RUclips
    2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester
    If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 года назад +11

      _nyooooooooooom_

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 3 года назад +5

      I'd let Phil cut my hair, no matter what the results were :)

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 года назад +3

      I'll do some scissoring😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 года назад +1

      "I'm a good top"

    • @pulchrachao
      @pulchrachao 3 года назад +2

      "hey you're not bleeding Dan give me at least a three"

  • @maddiecarter2864
    @maddiecarter2864 3 года назад +856

    The wine glass and ribena is taking me back to the internet support group days

  • @tadabae
    @tadabae 3 года назад +975

    phil: "that was too positive, we can't end the video like this"
    also phil: records the sweetest message of support at the end

  • @emilymarley4505
    @emilymarley4505 3 года назад +657

    The chaotic energy emitted from this video is everything to me. Ribena in a wine glass?? Iconic. Scissors stuck on fingers?? It happens. Dan screaming?? Absolutely. I'm here for this 1000%.

  • @chloerose203
    @chloerose203 3 года назад +1487

    dan: *puts his whole soul into a book, talks about mental health trying to help people*
    phil: it’s good

  • @TalkativeTess
    @TalkativeTess 2 года назад +321

    Anyone else just continuously circle back to this video because it's become your comfort video? I deadass watch this AT LEAST once a week.

  • @Scarletmoon02
    @Scarletmoon02 3 года назад +1168

    “I’m a good top but the bottom...people might want it but it’s not there” I burst out laughing during that and the 13 inch fiasco lmaoo

    • @riverday4783
      @riverday4783 3 года назад +41

      Is this Dan confirming he’s a top,,,, who knows 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oliviagil799
      @oliviagil799 3 года назад +1

      @@ae5704 17:50

    • @sinkpig
      @sinkpig 3 года назад +18

      Jfc, stop assuming things about people, take it as a joke please

    • @trashcanman9357
      @trashcanman9357 3 года назад +8

      No but he definitely did that on purpose. It’s been a running joke that people think dans a bottom (even since before he came out which is sad and invasive) but that was kinda hilarious of him

  • @kellyshirer2430
    @kellyshirer2430 3 года назад +4709

    They’re just... the most profound example of soulmates I’ve ever laid my eyes on. That’s it that’s all I have to say

    • @maikellie9552
      @maikellie9552 3 года назад +13

      Yup.

    • @catttyun
      @catttyun 3 года назад +97

      I wish I find what they have someday

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 3 года назад +18

      @Night Owl it's not romantic? i'm so confused ksjdks

    • @444riki
      @444riki 3 года назад +14

      @Night Owl but it is?

    • @TA-sc4pm
      @TA-sc4pm 3 года назад +103

      @Rachel_wx “Obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic.” -Dan 2019

  • @MORNINGSTAR_PRODUCTIONS
    @MORNINGSTAR_PRODUCTIONS 3 года назад +864

    After all these years I’m so happy Dan’s instant reaction is still just fuckn scream

    • @felucca
      @felucca 3 года назад +1

      my ears are not happy about it, r.i.p.

  • @ChumpkinPumpkin
    @ChumpkinPumpkin 3 года назад +397

    WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING SCENE THATS SO SWEET OF PHIL TO SAY THAT

  • @brie
    @brie 3 года назад +639

    when dan referenced reasons why dans a fail and his square hair, a vault in my brain unlocked that i didn’t think could be opened

    • @brie
      @brie 3 года назад +6

      FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE PHIL LIKED THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK PHIL ILY HI I MISSED YOU

  • @desiree610
    @desiree610 3 года назад +1059

    as someone who has watched dan and phil since about 2013/2014, it makes me really happy and proud to see them openly talk about their sexuality

    • @shaunabiles9271
      @shaunabiles9271 3 года назад +7

      I know I'm so proud of where they've come

    • @paul1n3
      @paul1n3 3 года назад

      LITERALLY

    • @aidaadib2937
      @aidaadib2937 3 года назад +9

      It feels like a fever dream honestly

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 3 года назад +16

      Same!! Being closeted when they were and coming out with them was so wonderful

    • @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD
      @MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD 3 года назад +3

      It must be such a relief to be themselves 😭

  • @ASMRplanet
    @ASMRplanet 3 года назад +3273

    This makes me unbelievably happy 😭✨

    • @jess7708
      @jess7708 3 года назад +21

      Omg i love your content! I had no idea you enjoyed these dimbos like the rest of us 😭 the world isnt so big after all

    • @maisynelson7202
      @maisynelson7202 3 года назад +11

      omg seeing the asmr channels i watch on other channels is always so funny to me lol

    • @hayliecassidy711
      @hayliecassidy711 3 года назад +2

      Omg hi sophie!

    • @TheJellybean180
      @TheJellybean180 3 года назад

      Hi Sophie! Love your videos! 🥰

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 3 года назад

      Saaaame

  • @leaslame
    @leaslame 3 года назад +388

    i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here

    • @SahiraASMR
      @SahiraASMR 3 года назад +7

      Did he like ur haircut? 😍 Ive been wanting to cut my brother's but im scared😂😂

    • @leaslame
      @leaslame 3 года назад +22

      @@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 года назад +1

      YES LMAO

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 года назад +1

      @@leaslame oh good job!

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 3 года назад +1

      But yes I was just thinking this like, Dan is screaming but has a lot patience lmao. Good for both of them.

  • @emotrash
    @emotrash 3 года назад +784

    “What stays in the salon stays-”
    “What stays in the s-“
    “What? What am I saying?”
    “What is in the salon... is not in the salon”
    “The salon isn’t in Vegas... but you are in my chair”
    Close enough I guess 😂

  • @ecargecyoj2458
    @ecargecyoj2458 3 года назад +1396

    dan before: ‘if anyone touches the back of my neck, i’ll karate chop them.’
    dan now: **lets phil hoover the back of his neck.**

  • @tammystephenson6563
    @tammystephenson6563 3 года назад +4682

    me watching d&p age 13: :)
    me watching d&p age 21: :)

    • @giovannaa6105
      @giovannaa6105 3 года назад +82

      literally me, i usually move past hobbies and things i like so fast but i still feel the same watching them all these years later

    • @mollyanngraybill1845
      @mollyanngraybill1845 3 года назад +11

      Dude same!! They bring me so much joy!

    • @un3hcorn
      @un3hcorn 3 года назад +11

      yeah this is it )': we all grew up well huh

    • @lexlixatkwa7nelson3
      @lexlixatkwa7nelson3 3 года назад +9

      Omg same 🥲 20 now and started watching them at 13 😄 I always come back here for some laughs and comfort

    • @kano5990
      @kano5990 3 года назад +9

      Me @ 26 :’)

  • @aloneinthedark8081
    @aloneinthedark8081 3 года назад +685

    I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from RUclips and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future

    • @llamaglitter
      @llamaglitter 3 года назад +33

      Here is a little light to sit with you in the dark🕯 ❤

  • @ashtheintroverted7204
    @ashtheintroverted7204 3 года назад +1973

    “I’ve got the naked raw-“
    “Put rubber on it”
    “I’ve got the 13 inches-“
    this all happened in the span of 7 seconss

    • @p_sdi
      @p_sdi 3 года назад +65

      7 second challenge, ✨innuendo✨ edition

    • @rowanatkinsonn
      @rowanatkinsonn 3 года назад +26

      "Dan's backdoor action"
      "If you want my back cam on OnlyFans..."

    • @elly8353
      @elly8353 3 года назад +1

      You must be new here

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 3 года назад +1

      @@rowanatkinsonn i think you meant *OnlyDans 😂

  • @SomeOne-pg2js
    @SomeOne-pg2js 3 года назад +1364

    2:30 ah yes, the famous saying:
    "What stays in the salon stays in the -
    What is in the salon is not in the salon ...
    The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"

    • @sabrinapetz8581
      @sabrinapetz8581 3 года назад +15

      I’ve waited for someone to comment this so THANK YOU BC THIS WAS SO FUNNY

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 года назад +4

      I'm gonna get this tattooed on my butt

    • @fannyhell6473
      @fannyhell6473 3 года назад +1

      Thanks for writing it out because it made me choke laughing all over again

    • @skylar-blustarmer3504
      @skylar-blustarmer3504 3 года назад +5

      "The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair" better stick 😂😂

  • @mr.adrian867
    @mr.adrian867 3 года назад +994

    Dan is giving me big parent energy that agreed to volunteer for his son's haircut career

  • @christinecarcil5135
    @christinecarcil5135 2 года назад +399

    Dan’s *inhuman shriek* COME HERE IDIOT!!! Was so. Genuine. The horror. The feeling that you get when your best friend nearly kills you- amazing.

  • @ebbie2595
    @ebbie2595 3 года назад +385

    "The salon isn't in Vegas, but you are in my chair." - Phil Lester 2021

  • @kritisrivastava0
    @kritisrivastava0 3 года назад +923

    "We have-"
    "Broken ground"
    "Who needs ten toes?"
    "Who needs feet?"
    They share one (1) brain cell

  • @jadelily3428
    @jadelily3428 3 года назад +473

    “Harry I-have-no-styles”
    I’m crying I have never related to anything more in my life

    • @getout_inc
      @getout_inc 3 года назад +2

      Mood lmfao I’m just a giant hoodie who emits Twenty One Pilots energy

  • @cynanee
    @cynanee 5 месяцев назад +11

    I can't explain it but their energy in this video is 10 times fonder/sweeter than usual??? Also Phil looks so incredibly good

  • @kath26
    @kath26 3 года назад +2392

    You know what I'd like? For Dan and Phil to record a video together, and then edit it separately. Then, they could post their respective versions on their accounts. Then, we could see the comparison! I just think it would be neat.

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 года назад +75

      THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA

    • @soccergirl3248
      @soccergirl3248 3 года назад +47

      I don't know how the RUclips algorithm works but I want this to happen, so I'm just going to comment on order to make this comment more popular (if this is the way it works, lol)
      BTW I love the idea :)

    • @Detsu98
      @Detsu98 3 года назад +15

      @@soccergirl3248 yeah same here idk either how it works but I guess commenting helps👀

    • @creekunderscore
      @creekunderscore 3 года назад +11

      omg this is an amazing idea what

    • @imabandit5739
      @imabandit5739 3 года назад +9

      bwhshaba i need this in my life xD

  • @aforaesthetics1620
    @aforaesthetics1620 3 года назад +724

    I've desperately missed having to frantically turn down my volume every time Dan screams so I don't wake my family.

    • @jessicaable5095
      @jessicaable5095 3 года назад +19

      Read this just as Dan screamed. Sorcery!

    • @Jiminjiminj
      @Jiminjiminj 3 года назад +5

      ME TOO I had to put on headphones ahha!

    • @eme_rgencyy
      @eme_rgencyy 3 года назад +11

      Watching this with my finger next to my phones speaker waiting for dan to yell lmao

    • @uranaturalblue1959
      @uranaturalblue1959 3 года назад +1

      My life has felt empty without it 🤣

    • @Unfriendlymachine13
      @Unfriendlymachine13 3 года назад +1

      He had this witch scream and witch laugh I love him 😂

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 3 года назад +565

    “Fun fact this sheep was called shrek so more similarities to Dan” lol relatable

  • @honey5928
    @honey5928 3 года назад +270

    i can just imagine phil rushing to record the last bit while dan went out to grab the mail or something so he cant overhear him plugging his book again

    • @leopardfangirl2604
      @leopardfangirl2604 3 года назад +7

      Like I can totally see Dan being like phil what are you doing and busting down the door

  • @solarcynicism
    @solarcynicism 3 года назад +3213

    hearing dan say the words “dan and phil are gonna scissor” is definitely the worst thing that’s happened to me in 2021

    • @katiebeth1636
      @katiebeth1636 3 года назад +118

      Are you familiar with Phil's tops only bar?

    • @rojeyjo
      @rojeyjo 3 года назад +88

      you are eligible for emotional compensation

    • @solarcynicism
      @solarcynicism 3 года назад +4

      @@rojeyjo i agree

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 года назад +17

      Support group is needed.

    • @faith6833
      @faith6833 3 года назад +2

      I think its pretty great tbh

  • @anniebellec
    @anniebellec 3 года назад +3444

    just two homies living together for 10+ years, giving each other haircuts, building a dream home, and helping eachother come out. friendship goals😍

    • @fictionaliv9782
      @fictionaliv9782 3 года назад +973

      historians will say they were best friends

    • @hayleybeatrice
      @hayleybeatrice 3 года назад +161

      PLEASE

    • @murielkramer7674
      @murielkramer7674 3 года назад +519

      Historians will say that they never married any women, but have a great collection of (dead) potted plants and, for some reason, a hidden golden pig

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 года назад +383

      And they were roomates

    • @ChooaBunny
      @ChooaBunny 3 года назад +111

      They look like really good friends

  • @anarcholoser
    @anarcholoser 3 года назад +778

    wake up babe a new comfort video dropped

  • @sxarsfade
    @sxarsfade 3 года назад +187

    I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much

  • @alycianicole5871
    @alycianicole5871 3 года назад +2805

    “do I look like a hot american tiktok zoomer?” is not a sentence that I will soon forget

    • @fenestrapain
      @fenestrapain 3 года назад +16

      His hair like that 15:23 is giving me MAJOR TROYE SIVAN vibes.

    • @FuriousDinosaur123
      @FuriousDinosaur123 3 года назад

      This is the comment thread I was looking for! 😂

    • @kingcallum8928
      @kingcallum8928 3 года назад +1

      Subscribe to his onlyDans 😂

  • @elliamaris
    @elliamaris 3 года назад +932

    Phil: this is too positive we can't end the video like this
    Also Phil: *gives wholesome ending message in support of Dan*

  • @BeastTheMadness
    @BeastTheMadness 3 года назад +2184

    "One direction more like 17 directions. Harry I have no Styles." got me

  • @nikitaahhh898
    @nikitaahhh898 3 года назад +301

    I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again

  • @Courtney-dg9iq
    @Courtney-dg9iq 3 года назад +576

    Dan screaming trying to get Phil to close the scissors because he's afraid Phil will get hurt is total love and care for another person right there

  • @whatapineapple2005
    @whatapineapple2005 3 года назад +545

    And now we see Dan in his natural habitat: With Phil, and regretting all of his life decisions.

  • @tbc_cosplay
    @tbc_cosplay 3 года назад +865

    Less than a week after Phil tells the story of almost murdering Dan with a mirror, we're back at it again with sharp objects near our faces!

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 3 года назад +1

      the trust is real, honestly ;D (Even I wouldn't trust Phil with scissors)

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 3 года назад +1

      @@Octobris
      Nobody except Dan does

  • @musicismylife2429
    @musicismylife2429 3 года назад +81

    can we talk about the last 2 minutes bc my heart is so warm, they’ve both been each other’s support beams for the last 10 years and have grown so much together it’s beautiful

  • @danaekoloka9819
    @danaekoloka9819 3 года назад +577

    This video has everything a classic Dan and Phil video needs

  • @rhiannaross
    @rhiannaross 3 года назад +226

    phil attempting to say “what happens in the salon stays in the salon” actually sent me into tears

  • @daadaa6356
    @daadaa6356 3 года назад +833

    I absolutely love how everyone in the comments is coming together and talking about how we still enjoy their content after so many years. It makes me so happy, it's like our own little (or not so little) family. I missed this

  • @daynrees
    @daynrees 3 года назад +87

    Me at 14: Dan and phil are my favourite and will always be my favorite youtubers.
    Me at 19: eh they're okay. I dont actively watch them
    Me at 21 rewatching all their videos, rereading their books and reading Dans new book: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE THE BEST

  • @leonametalian
    @leonametalian 3 года назад +1186

    we need some LuBrIcAnT is one of the most Phil things I've ever heard because in that moment I saw Dan just pause and then unpause life just for a moment. idk I just saw a sparkle of fear in dan's eyes. congrats phil on scaring dan (edit: 1:01)