Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2021
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Phil: 'I think I'd be quite good at lap dancing.'
Dan: *goes through all 5 stages of grief in 0.5 seconds*
Is it even a good joke if everyone who hears it doesn't take 3 d6 of psychic damage
im hollering at this comment
Might just be because I'm overtired but this comment has me in hysterics
@@smallghosts I love that sentence, thank you
@Pax 13:53
i missed dan disappointingly staring at phil while phil laughs at his own joke for a good like 5 seconds LMAOO
same
Same, I missed it a little too much
yes!!!
I absolutely LOVE phil's solo videos and they always cheer me up, but boy was I missing dan getting visibly upset (but not for real) with phil's innuendos
I missed their dynamic so much!!
yepl
@@lesheawts5008 true
Dan: you know how I feel about commitment
Also Dan: *has lived and worked with the same person for over a decade*
I know!!!! I was so confused the first time I heard it, cause I was like, but you, you have committed so hard to you and Phil????
@@meenalshah6611 i don't think phil counts. he's just a permanent fixture
shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults
MEEEE
:,)
Literally. I get such nostalgia watching them now. I’m so proud of them tho and I’m so glad I’ve stuck with em
Am 19 now almost 20
@@roisinnigcrainn7722 I turned 21 last month what even
“I did this for you, sugar freak.” This is how I want my significant other to refer to me.
TIMESTAMP PLEASEE
That part was so cute
@@astronymity 2:35
Love this as like an alternative for "sugar baby"
Phil encountering a gay stripper at a college party like: I am looking respectfully 👀
It is painful how much I relate to that sentiment.
Missed opportunity to call Cards Against Humanity “Phil in the blanks”
But they totally jumped on the Netflix and Phil
You are god!
How did Phil not see this and change the title to PHIL IN THE BLANKS ????
Cards Against HuPHANity
i think Phil might have seen this and used the name in the stereo show
“hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done
Lemme guess you remember that awful fanfic too.
I’m quite curious because I haven’t heard of it but I tried googling what it was about and there were no results showing up? What even is “hamster in a hat“???? I’m so confused-
@@pigeon6554 I gonna give you a warning rn but continue reading at your wish. From what I remember it was fanfic with Dan and Phil. Dan In in the fanfic was like a psycho or something and he tied Phil to a chair and made him drink like hamster blood and dans private fluids from a hat. Dan also snapped the hamsters neck and poured the blood into the hat hence the name of the fanfic. That what I remember I never read it only got told about it. I sadly can’t forget it....hope this helps :)
@@pigeon6554 if that wasn’t what you were asking I’m so so so sorry.
@@sweetghoul6621 I'd never heard of it either and I was scrolling through the comments seeing if someone explained it and now I regret everything.
Phil makes more sexual jokes in this than Dan and that is terrifying
Dear god he’s evolving
@@Xtheghost philbasaur is upon us
All those years of being around Dan, he has been corrupted😂😂😂
@@purplepanda7935 or hes just an adult and not an innocent child
@@nat-it3sq it’s a joke, chill
the phandom: dan's dead
dan: hi i'm not
the phandom: sometimes i can still hear his voice
“QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEADDDDD”
"Is this the content people want?" we just want content of you two together.
@@LukasJamesonHin same
@@LukasJamesonHin wtf
@@LukasJamesonHin please stop thats not an appropriate thing to say
What did they say if you don't wanna repeat that's fine
I’m curious too
The sentimentality in this comment section is making me feel things again
I know it's been a long time
It's been long
It has been so long
Oh no
it's been too long
“We’re here, We’re queer... and the rest of it” way to go Phil, that’s exactly the quote
I went "tHE REST OF IT?!"
But what about the part where we're filled with existential fear?
I'll give him an A for effort
if phil says that's the quote then *yes that is the quote*
THE NOSTALGIA
- awkward but hilarious innuendos
- the hamster fic
- muse
- dan scream-laughing
NOO
OUT OF POCKET-
@@_xethra THE NOSTALGIA AND NOTHING ELSE
💀💀 a memory I wish I didnt have
@@noviemoore6687 fair enough tbh but that was a wild time
the realization and horror on Phil’s face when Dan reminded him what “a hamster in a hat” is from kills me every time
what's it from? I missed something huge apparantly lol
@@MKGremlin it is a super well known fanfic written years ago that is known for being super weird 😭 there was a whole bunch of them with different names and plots in earlier phandom days that were well known due to being uniquely horrifying
@@MKGremlinit was a very questionable fanfic involving a hamster being drowned in a certain bodily fluid in a hat and then shoved somewhere no hamster should ever be
“”Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lap dancing.” - Phil 2021” - Dan 2021
I've decided I'm using this as my grad quote😩✋ i don't graduate toll 2023 bcs i had to do grade ten again this year but I'll do it, someone remind me in 2023 around April or may or sum😩✋
@@annie4500 its still 6 months away but here's an early reminder
@@Maritotten worrrd thank you!! I completely forgot what the quote was!!
@annie4500 did you end up using the quote?
"''Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I'd be good at lap dancing.' -Phil 2021' -Dan 2021" -Epicnerd9062
“I frickin did that” Ah, the accidental innuendoes are back. All is at peace once more
YES BUT THIS TIME WE GET THEIR CUTE SMILES AT EACH OTHER AFTER EACH TERRIBLE JOKE
What about “feel it, it’s quite hard” lol
Were they ever really accidental
I'm just confused why I can't find a comment about Phil giving Dan a lap dance to congratulate him 😂
"Accidental"
i cannot tell u the pure joy i felt when it said “21 hours ago” and not like 2 years LMFAO
This. This. This.
I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes
i also love how u cant tell by looking at them, they look the same as they did 6 years ago
When did he say this?
I was shocked
the best part of this was Phil counting in german, in this order: "1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8, 6"
“Dan and Phil?? In 2021????” Bro could never predict 2023
I forgot how hysterically funny it is when Phil says something absolutely horrible on accident and dan just sits there staring at him with this What The Fuck face while Phil digs himself a wildly deep hole trying to explain his thought process
YES HQJDKDK
YAS! The one of the things i missed in dan and phil collabs- Dan's silently judging as phil keeps continuing what he's saying.
How many subscribers can I get from this comment
Current 257
@@amelia4384 make me
that's exactly what i was thinking !!
"you know how dan feels about commitment"
dan has lived with the same man for 10 years
Shhhhh, don't tell him :D
++++
i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school
1000%
I have that exact same feeling rn, haven't felt this comforted for a long time
literally my situation
sameeee
Honestly it just takes me back. It’s weird how I feel like I still care about them even tho I haven’t really been a fan in many years
Ok but 15:07 love Dan for calling out all the people that never credited Phil. He’s so genuinely talented and creative and made so many ideas that people take and don’t give him credit for. Meanwhile, they both always credit everyone else. Thanks for this Dan.
getting to hear phil making a horribly suggestive joke and dan absolutely losing his shit in 2021 is so wholesome. bless these nerds
i agree sm hh- also i love your profile pic + username :D
it is honestly the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while
I missed it so muuuuch!
@@noneri haha ty!
I needed this after 2020.
the innuendos, the chaotic yet domestic conversations, the sound effects and background music.... i feel so safe rn
Frrr I missed this sm
So, that's what this feeling is: safe
@@The-Ducky-is-Here yes and it’s amazing isn’t it
literally, this is my safe place now thanks very much.
@@Abi-uj8yg i’m glad we all relate hahshah
"is this the content people want" YES so badly
currently thinking about how there could be someone who finds dan and phil through this video
hey that's me, this just appeared in my recommended
meee
Me too
Me!
Dan on commitments : “I’d rather ghost”
Also Dan: lives with Phil for almost a decade
confusing man
he's a confusing man
Danny phantom 👀
And he's most likely not going anywhere anytime soon
He spent all his commitment points on Phil, he's got none left lol
Phil counting in German: 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8
Ah yes, this is numbers
And later in the video he sweared in german 😁👌
Kraftwerk approves ;)
This is a comment specifically for Dan: stfu u beautiful atrocity, this is EXACTLY what we wanna see, just throw smth our way lmao
“You’re just chewing ice as you look at me. What’s happening?”
“.......leave me alone. I’m just vibing.”
Top tier dnp moment no doubt
Dan: “I’m writing a mental health book :)”
Also Dan: WE WILL ALL EVENTUALLY DIE ALONE
This oh my god XD
love how dan and phil are giving us their literally trash and we are not only okay with it but *excited about it*
Yes because it's THEIR trash
couldn't said it better 😭
I find that I’m way more exited about that than when youtubers announce a MacBook giveaway or something
How many subscribers can I get from this comment
Current 257
I'M DYING AHHAHAHAHAHAGAH
“This is for you sugar freak” gonna start saying that unironically
I never thought that hearing Dan's phone-speaker-destroying cackle again could make me this emotional but here we are 😭
God I just wish the best for you both ❤️
If there isn’t a card saying “Dan breaking the sound barrier” I’ll be disappointed
Did you count the times he did it in this Video? Love it so much.
When did Phil become the no filter Onlyfanner and Dan become the concerned adult? Love the new dynamic.
Domestic bliss
They always have been
Phil coming out of his shell !
*onlyphanner
Dan finally became domesticated, Phil is becoming wild
also dan explaining that if he met a clone of himself, he would murder the clone because what if the clone murdered him. but his argument kind of makes sense because if dan is the kind of person who would murder his clone, then he definitely needs to be afraid of the prospect of his clone murdering him
this is an amazing comment and i can’t believe i haven’t seen this until now
“A hamster in a hat” gave me such profound psychic damage
The fact that they did not film giving each other hair cuts is a criminal offense but I forgive them
Cool gerard pfp 😎
Same
I cannot imagine the absolute chaos there would be earthquakes the world would not be ready
Well at least we have video footage of Phil cutting his own hair
I’ve got good news for you 2 months later :)
"i did this for you sugar freak" is the most wholesome sentence ive ever heard dan say
IKR!!!
For real
That part had me 😭
time?
Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos
Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos
same!
DAN. MY FATHER. YOU WENT TO THE CORNER SHOP. AND YOURE FINALLY BACK.
after 10 looonnnggg years
underrated comment
@@clarisselu2935 I agree
it genuinely scares me that they know everything about the jokes in the phandom......
I almost died when I heard hamster in a hat😭
The phandom wasn’t exactly known for being great at hiding it from them lmao
@@olivia4614 same
Haha I think they laugh about it now but back then they probably felt so uncomfortable
“when you die, you’re not truly alone!”
“yes you are”
this sums up both of their personalities tbh
Dan going "...for 5 minutes, and then you die alone" like they've had this argument a million times already
@@sillygoose42069 isn’t that a song? x
when u die you become shinji at the final ep of evangellion
@@despacitojones5297 you mean like the english voice actor on the ending screen?😂
@@sillygoose42069 ‘the hearse song ‘
Dan calling out all the hentai artists out there. “Hey artists, If ya hentai isn’t violently crafted, are ya even passionate about it??”
Pov: you were reminiscing on 2012 you but then you heard hamster in a hat and it all just went down from there
i'm glad dan is slowly coming back and has taken time for himself, i hope he's doing well
i came back to yt in 2021 and already am the biggest star on yt
it’s crazy how all of us are grown now and we have regressed back into a childlike state after seeing this video
I literally felt like I was in 2015 again omg the nostalgia I got-
felt this.... I remember going to their tour when I was 13...
@@anon-gh4vw i wish i got to go 😔
@@fairenough464 me too! it was such an experience every phannie, past or present, should have!
i cant believe im 19 this year, i was like.. 9 when i started watching them... christ
I was so obsessed w these guys when I was 12 that I cried at their tour. Two days ago I turned 18 and for some reason today I felt the urge to look them up and now I’m watching this and this is a weird feeling
Are we the same person
with what was just dropped the onlyphans conversation MEANS SO MUCH MORE
And they actually did take that picture in the office…
“hamster in a hat”
*im actually fucking traumatised*
same same... dunno why I made myself suffer like this, maybe that's why I read horror manga now
THE FACT THAT THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE FIC AND ITS CONTENT-
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE 😭
SAME
I had blocked it from my memory, they gave me flashbacks. It was jaring
Phil’s blushing giggling after saying something inappropriate and then dans just 😐
I MISSED THIS DUO
LMAOO
10:43 somebody get the oranges and call one direction,, Dan Vs Phil S2 is HERE.
This makes me terribly nostalgic. It’s so nice looking back and remembering all the inside jokes and references. Dan and Phil were very formative for me and now I’m a real adult with a house and a job and a life. God, life is odd.
Same, wow life goes by really fast
“If your hentai isn’t violently crafted, are you even passionate about it?” - Daniel Howell, 2021
@Autumn Sykes Yeah idk either, knowing Dan and Phil I probably don't want to find out
@@Maya-sz1pw you don't wanna know
But just in case your curiosity gets the best of you and you do search it
please, just please, look at the tags before pressing the play button
Well Yes. And at the same Time... Hamster... NO!!!!
"I freaking did that"
*Dan cringing into the void*
Phil: 'WAIT I MEANT THE HAIR'
😂
I mean he did both
@@ginjaninja7147 perhaps! The Phandom would certainly like to think so
"I did that!"
*thousands of fans proceed to die*
Thank you.
"We're here we're queer and the rest of it " 😂
I love that Dan and Phil are FINALLY shaming us for the horror we have put on the internet as fans.
It's what we deserve
YES FOR REAL
IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO ENACT THEIR RIGHTFULLY EARNED REVENGE
i also love us just cheering them on,, because they're 100% right
I didn't need to be reminded of the horror but now I can't stop thinking about all those fics I read.
They can now unabashedly shame us and I am here for it
“buzzfeed copies phil. who hasn’t right?” THE SHADE
The shade indeed.
Shady ☁️
Love that for us😂
😈
well he's absolutely right 😌
God I forgot how much genuine peace their dynamic brings my soul, I feel so soothed and nostalgicccc
Phil: i've never had a community guidelines breach
Me: i do not believe this man
Phil: (kicks the camera) (apologises to the camera)
Me: ok i believe this man
I haven’t heard the words “Hamster in a hat” in years and my body physically took a screenshot.
Here I am. Thinking I had my Life together.
Nope. I don't!!
I had multiple flashbacks to my childhood in 0.5 seconds istg
My brain just shut down for a second there
I had to pause the video and think about life for a minute
I WAS 13 WHEN I READ THAT. IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR AND I'M STILL TRAUMATIZED.
Y’all remember the “hey buddy you in london?”
nick Jonas is hosting SNL next week I believe and my only reaction was me quoting that in the comments
💀💀💀
I was literally thinking about that earlier today 😭
how could anyone forget
God, feels like I will never get over this duo. You two give such a positive energy and make me laugh soo easily. Makes me want to have the same energy with someone in my life.
Here after dan's Why I quit youtube video and you can clearly see he is upset about the RUclips situation and keeps making remarks about uncertain situations... I can't imagine how terrible it has been for him to live through that
Same!
dan and phil crafts: an entire house
the ultimate finale
I hadn't realised how much I'd missed these two nerdy goofballs and all their accidental innuendos
yes........ “””accidental”””
@@leitenperger back when everyone presumed Phil was extremely innocent
Seeing them back together and so genuine about their true selves is honestly the most moving thing I have witnessed in MONTHS.
phil: 1, 2, 3, 5, 4
me: you're doing amazing sweetie
phil tweeting “onlyphans” was a moment ...
a cultural reset
i was scared and cried myself to sleep that night
@@sophialambropoulos5579 PLSSSSSS
oh yes
@@kyriccc i think phil needs his phone taken for a year after that tweet
“The coke is hitting” “don’t say that”
BAHAHAHA
they should update this card game just to add, “the coke is hitting” as another white card, lmao
The 'oi' at 13:09 is what im living for
Ugh I missed Dan like no one can imagine. Seeing both of them together takes me back to freshman dorm room, and I feel warm again
same here 😭
i know dan said “is this content that the world needs right now?” as a joke but like in all seriousness, as somebody who has been here since 2014... yes. the happiness i get from seeing you two in the same frame is unparalleled. love u
I started in 2014 as well! seems like a lifetime ago 💜
@@ukiyo12117 same ! can't believe its been so long
me too! completely forgot about the sexy end screen XD
i also joined the phandom in 2014... i cant believe its been 7 years (but i stopped in 2017 or 18)
Like, yes dad this is the content the world needs rn. We've seriously missed you 😭
“”Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lapdancing” - Phil Lester, 2021” - Dan Howell, 2021
Unus annus
quoteception
Memento mori
momento mori
„““of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lapdancing“ - Phil Lester, 2021“ - dan Howell, 2021“ by Fall out boy
The missed bleep at 6:55 is pretty funny
phil's horrified by the idea of drinking cheesy sparkling water as if he didn't try to carbonate milk..........
I’m kinda obsessed with how they are literally giving away their trash and we are all just okay with it
We be trash pandas
We are the trash 😔😔
I want those pants
I'd probably take anything they throw at me so 🤷🏽♀️
Their trash is our treasure 🤣
Petition to make OnlyPhans a real thing, but it’s just pictures of Phil’s houseplants
HAHA YES
I would subscribe immediately
OnlyPlants
Yaaas
You mean Philled Housepants
The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy
YALL just don’t realize you basically raised me. You just don’t know me 😂. You raised a lot of your fans. Every time my grandpa and mom fought, I’d put on headphones and listen to you guys or look at Dan’s video on depression and anxiety and how to deal with it. I’m pretty sure I watched you guys more than the amount of hours I’m with my mom and grandpa and they live with me! 😭😂✋🏻. You guys are literally my parents and y’all adopted me when I was like 11-12. I’m 18 now soooooo-. I saw you guys for the Interactive Introverts tour and i wanna see you guys again 😭😭😭😭
Phil points to Dan
Phil : “I did that.. the HAIR I MEAN”
That was really funny oh my god
I'm dying over this
0:36
I didn't how badly I missed Dan's scream laugh lmao
SAME I INSTANTLY BECAME SO HAPPY
i cant believe i grew up with these dorks i love them sm
and not the hamster fic resurfacing istg jskjisjoajoaja
Watching this after Phil's 2024 birthday video where he tries the cheese flavored soda.
i cannot believe dan and phil acknowledged the hamster fic in the year of our lord 2021
The beauty of life
oh god I have not heard of the hamster fic after 3 years...the traumatising memories
I never read it ...???
My friend literally read it while on call with me a few days ago... he had an experience.
@@muffin._.milk. please keep it that way
The fact that they’ve both ACTUALLY read a lot of the fanfics about them is hilarious
I bet reading himself as a character in someone else's mind caused many existential crises for Dan
i’m both glad that they share our trauma of the hamster in the hat, and feel so sorry that they had to read it 😭😭
and the fact that they even wrote a fic of themselves and published it in their book is hilarious
I SCREAMED WHEN I REMEMBERED THE HAMSTER FIC THEY MENTIONED JESUS
15:40 not them predicting watertok
The way Dan looks at Phil is just so wholesome
Dan just nodding at “we’re here, we’re queer” is goals
and the rest of it.
I love how open and happy they are now😭😭😭😭
‘hamster in a hat’
dan: if you know, you know
me: *literally slaps hand over mouth*
I screamed
Wait what does it mean D:
I needed to compose myself for a second
I legit got so many flashbacks
THEY KNEW ABOUT IT EWWEEWHRGSJG
I just rewatched it and when Dan said "the coke is hitting", I almost choked by inhaling my own hair lol
The fan who made this is probably now also horrified at what they made 😅
This is the closest I'll get to DanandPhilGames and I'm here for it.
its so nostalgic watching them. i still have their merch i miss being happy at that time
Man I miss the games. I now rewatch them all, especially the Halloween ones over the spooky period!
@@geko9214 BRUH RIGHT, i was so happy when they were in their prime on youtube
this video feels like a hug from a best friend you haven't seen in a long time
I'm not a fan of physical contact, can it just be a casual tap on the shoulder?
@@WILL_DPW To me, it’s grinning at each other, five feet apart.
I wish I could be with my best friend 🥺
you have no idea how relieving it is to see them acknowledge the weird shit people have done since everyone was too insane for them to do it before😭😭
I missed the way Dan makes the microphone buzz in my bleeding ears 🥰