Bill Burr - Advice: Fear Of STDS And Downgrading

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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  • @jamestaylor4261
    @jamestaylor4261 9 лет назад +241

    Dude. Best ending ever!!

  • @rorypritchard
    @rorypritchard 8 лет назад +99

    Between the gas mask bit and the ending I'm fucking dead. That was amazing.

  • @justincastellanos931
    @justincastellanos931 10 лет назад +181

    "Get a gas mask and some condoms" best out of context quote ever

    • @magnificentsven1694
      @magnificentsven1694 4 года назад +5

      @fjf sjdnx Yeah damn that's kinda crazy, he predicted it although it's not gonorrhea...

    •  3 года назад

      *HE IS TIMELESS*

  • @DanCantSleep
    @DanCantSleep 9 лет назад +102

    Listening 7:28 with headphones in, while working in a silent classroom and trying not to die from laughing was probably the hardest thing I've had to do in my entire life. Eventually I had to leave to a secluded bathroom to get all my laughs out.

  • @AlbinoMemberTen
    @AlbinoMemberTen 8 лет назад +72

    Oh god it was a bad idea to listen to this at work, I had to quickly get up and run to the bathroom to cry tears of laughter after that gas mask bit.

  • @theMondayMorningPodcastClips
    @theMondayMorningPodcastClips  11 лет назад +27

    You're welcome

  • @Redhotlugnut
    @Redhotlugnut 10 лет назад +61

    Forward to 7:26 for the best advice on the planet.

  • @Reticulosis
    @Reticulosis 4 года назад +11

    Burr knew something about COVID19 😂😂😂😂

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад +45

    hahahahaha the gas mask part

  • @jwake4803
    @jwake4803 7 лет назад +16

    Dude I can't be listening to Bill Burr while eating anymore. I literally almost choked at the end lol.

  • @ahlonethar
    @ahlonethar 7 лет назад +18

    omg the ending is the best part

  • @jakesmith9438
    @jakesmith9438 3 года назад +5

    That gas mask bit aged better than I thought it would

  • @xnzians
    @xnzians 8 лет назад +16

    Someone has to make a song or remix out of that ending 😂

  • @L1VE3V1L
    @L1VE3V1L 11 лет назад +9

    Bill burr is a goddamn god of comedy.

  • @pinkrabbithappiness
    @pinkrabbithappiness 10 лет назад +11

    I had to leave my office as I thought I was gonna die laughing

  • @Styles9292
    @Styles9292 9 месяцев назад

    I randomly came across this clip once and could not find it for years and those last few seconds when he imitates EDM music gets me every time!

  • @NOOKnookCROOK
    @NOOKnookCROOK 7 лет назад +5

    That was quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard.

  • @montinyek6554
    @montinyek6554 5 лет назад +11

    I nearly crashed my car scream laughing at that gas mask bit

  • @silverfalcon0075
    @silverfalcon0075 8 лет назад +14

    I have not laughed that hard in a long time

  • @dustinpetty409
    @dustinpetty409 4 года назад +4

    Dude, the gas mask impression was priceless......ha ha ha

  • @SoulessNinja
    @SoulessNinja 7 лет назад +27

    When I have a problem in life I know think: What would Bill do?

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 7 лет назад +9

      Juno wwbd. I'm gonna start a new church called burrism with the prophet billiam burronionsen

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 11 лет назад +2

    Seriously haven't laughed so hard in a while...the last bit is comedy gold. Bill Burr's the man...

  • @Pillowcase
    @Pillowcase 10 лет назад +5

    the end wsa teh bestttttt

  • @Agenttx
    @Agenttx 10 лет назад +15

    Wheee beebee bebebebe E bebebe beebeebeee bebebebeee XD I snorted laughing at that

  • @sirsinnes
    @sirsinnes 12 лет назад +3

    Dear god, someone needs to sample that last bit, including the words at the end.

  • @Nimzo6
    @Nimzo6 9 лет назад +1

    Add this to the gold list

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 6 лет назад +1

    Bill you fuck 😂 I was walking through my house with a cup of hot tea at 6:00am when he did the gas mask voice and I spilled it everywhere and burned my leg 😂

  • @MoonWalkerTexsRanger
    @MoonWalkerTexsRanger 3 года назад +1

    the end is fcking glorious hahahahahha

  • @eyeamgodsubwincyclesnow0.080
    @eyeamgodsubwincyclesnow0.080 6 лет назад +5

    bill is my father figure

  • @mbelma6329
    @mbelma6329 11 лет назад +1

    This man is my hero

  • @teodoreni
    @teodoreni 10 лет назад +5

    air-born gonorea, u are killing me

  • @KingHisKnights
    @KingHisKnights 11 лет назад +3

    I know it's been said but that ending killed me, even though i knew something good was coming from reading the comments.

  • @xPulse582
    @xPulse582 11 лет назад +1

    Hahaha the gasmask rant was awesome! Bill burr you're the best

  • @Phantom.axa.
    @Phantom.axa. 8 лет назад +3

    love u bill

  • @elixdab
    @elixdab 3 года назад +4

    Damn he was right about the masks thing.

  • @ZennyReacts
    @ZennyReacts 11 лет назад +2

    Hahahhaha wow the end of that was amazing.

  • @amon-crow4414
    @amon-crow4414 3 года назад +1

    That gas mask bit fucking killed me😂

  • @YoIomaster
    @YoIomaster 11 лет назад +1

    hahahaha OH MY God I was missing out all those years without this guys.. hahahaha fuckin YEEAAH. Kepp it rollin Bill the butcher

  • @JeffTheDude777
    @JeffTheDude777 12 лет назад +2

    It was, but the end was so unexpected. @7:31

  • @MikeJones-cf2uj
    @MikeJones-cf2uj 7 лет назад +6

    lmao 3:59

  • @jn6711
    @jn6711 4 года назад +1

    That ending LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO @7:26

  • @youngrizzy7
    @youngrizzy7 12 лет назад +1

    Hit a double first before you go for the cycle.....BOSS

  • @prison_wallet_thief
    @prison_wallet_thief 3 года назад

    Anybody else listening to this near Christmas???

  • @kirkworthley3221
    @kirkworthley3221 5 лет назад +3

    Sex with gas mask....I am dying laughing

  • @MmmMulholland
    @MmmMulholland 11 лет назад +1

    I very much agree with your post, madnessinisolation. There are a lot of women out there that give people like Burr ammo. I really don't like generalisations, I mean nobody should. I've seen a lot of Burr's stuff and I don't think he has the same vitriol for a lot of men's actions as he does women. He also attacks men for being stupid for being nice to women too. It depends on the spin he puts on it.

  • @trolltothebank
    @trolltothebank 6 лет назад

    oh my fucking god the end there make me keel over

  • @hititandquitit69
    @hititandquitit69 5 лет назад

    That fucking ending

  • @aPUNCH2theCACK
    @aPUNCH2theCACK 12 лет назад +1

    the last time i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna throw up was a few years ago seeing louis c.k. live, until that last line where you put on skrillex. holy fuck, bill

  • @JeffTheDude777
    @JeffTheDude777 12 лет назад +1

    The end bit fucking killed!

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 5 лет назад +2

    Bill you've got issues...LOL

  • @calvinrivera49
    @calvinrivera49 5 лет назад +1

    The gas mask bit! Lmao

  • @herculesrockefeller2984
    @herculesrockefeller2984 8 лет назад +4

    Which podcast # was this?

  • @Kango234
    @Kango234 4 года назад

    All the comments warned me, but 5hat didn't stop me from taking a drink near the end and almost choking.

  • @jyotisen6283
    @jyotisen6283 4 года назад

    3:57 a true prophet

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 3 года назад +1

    SLIPPERS?!

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 2 года назад

    Touching your arm is 'rounding 2nd?

  • @angelificationated
    @angelificationated 11 лет назад +3

    Was that letter from a high school boy?? Wtf

  • @TheMausymaus
    @TheMausymaus 4 года назад

    I ripped the audio from this clip from his skrillex impression at the end and use it as my morning alarm. My girlfriend fucking HATES it lolol

  • @kamohlaubrey336
    @kamohlaubrey336 4 года назад

    Omg fn great bit

  • @Nastypsychoboy
    @Nastypsychoboy 11 лет назад +2

    6:49 :D

  • @integratable
    @integratable 11 лет назад +1

    shit, this was entertaining. thanks

  • @johnlennonsr4688
    @johnlennonsr4688 7 лет назад +3

    Can someone name a better relationship comic?

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 11 лет назад +1

    yea he does. It's all in good fun though. lol nah, he's got issues

  • @antwone1321
    @antwone1321 4 года назад

    Lmao airborne gonorrhea is the roni

  • @tonytaglalucci7778
    @tonytaglalucci7778 7 лет назад +2

    HAHAHA !!!

  • @scoutdogxxx
    @scoutdogxxx 4 года назад

    Anyone else listening this in the covid pandemic lol

  • @J0YSTTIICK
    @J0YSTTIICK 7 лет назад +1

    oh man hahahaha

  • @zekueterna
    @zekueterna 3 года назад +2

    If only you knew how right you were about masks lol

  • @lunasanja4574
    @lunasanja4574 3 года назад

    Buahhahah, Bill foresaw the future of COVID2020 with the gas mask bit, it just wasn‘t airborne gonorrhea, lolol

  • @SilencerXLR8
    @SilencerXLR8 4 года назад

    Soooooooooooo ur saying chicks are like prostitutes gotcha
    Makes sense

  • @pjdepaolisii
    @pjdepaolisii 9 лет назад +1

    ahahahaha!

  • @deanonewton8704
    @deanonewton8704 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @witchsquad3324
    @witchsquad3324 4 года назад

    The gas mask makes sense in this covid situation

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 Год назад

    Hahahhaha

  • @kengilliland727
    @kengilliland727 8 лет назад +1

    He should check out MGTOW, as they say " Fantazie You're Less Likely To Be Disappointed ", LMFAO !