The Next 365 Days is the worst movie Netflix has ever made
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I feel like the only normal character in this movie is Laura's friend who drinks in every single scene she's in and judges Laura.
Dont read my name😑..Dont read my name😑..
A one dimensional clown who says dumb things, drinks and is generally too irritating to be considered comic relief. The way her friend finds Laura's relationships to kidnapper/ mafia bosses normal and she herself gets engaged to a mafia guy shows the critical thinking that went into this script.
I unironically love Olga tho 💀
Olga is the OG. She makes the whole film fun
Man I'm polish and understanding how they speak in their native language makes is so much funnier
An honest thank you to Alex for watching these horror films so we wouldn’t have to
@@MbitaChizi can you stop responding to nearly every comment with this?
Alex is a true American soldier respect🫡
Yeah there is never a point in these movies where it doesn't feel like a horror film
If I had to watch these my head would explode
@@yoursweetheart Could be a bot
I am still hoping Laura will ask him
Laura: "What do you do?"
Nacho: "I do.... business "
Laura: "What kind of business"
Nacho: "..... Nacho business."
That I didn't see the punchline coming is a testament to my stupidity.
I enjoyed that joke way too much.
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
❤️😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Silly ... 🤣🤣
Ok but hear me out.
1st: guy 1 snatches a girl and she falls in love with him even though he's dangerous. Then she has accident that happened because the guy 1 is who he is.
2nd: guy & girl got separated, she has to reconsider her life and finds guy 2 who she is slowly falling in love with, 2nd guy should be better for her but then she finds out that he is also part of the problem
3rd movie: she has to decide between guy 1 and guy 2 and their families fight each other
Are we to assume in the 4th movie she stays with guy 1, gets pregnant and then guy 2 imprints on her newborn baby? Cause I see a pattern here
God loves you ❤️
“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!”
STAAAHHP IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE
Do you remember the times when we though Bella married to quickly? 🤭🤭 Those were the good old times. Compared to Laura, Bella was extremely reasonable
That... was perfect!
"Clearly this is supposed to be the European 50 Shades of Grey". As a European, I've never felt more offended in my life
Same
As a polish person I say: Sorry in the name of the whole nation.
As a European I can say that it's clearly written by someone that have never steeped foot in Europe at all
@@megangrant2597 author literslly lives in Europe and often travels
@@Sayaa0 I know, that's why it's so confusing to me why she wrote this travesty lol
Laura literally gets worse with each movie 💀
Also Massimo's little speech abt how he will let her go because he loves her is so out of character. It's like the movies forgot he KIDNAPPED Laura in the first place.
Dont read my name😑...
“Hey Baby Gourl” I died of cringe
They’re trying to Massimo seem like a good boyfriend now
They changed the complete plot, in the books Massimo raped her that's why she came back to the other guy. Not because of "feelings" Massimo stayed bad and she freed herself they f everything up and it makes even less sense then before
@@candyapplered6432 are you freaking serious?! Why do these books exist? 😭
First movie appears: "It's the worst movie I've ever seen."
Netflix: "Is that so?"
Second movie appears: " This is the worst movie I've ever seen. It can't get any worse than that"
Netflix: "Hold my beer".
And that's how we got whatever this is.
Third movie appears: this is the peak of atrociousness that I have ever witnessed in a film
Netflix: grab the summoning book
@@lavish263team5 no no don't encourage them!!!
An utter complete abomination of movie that is so complete in its atrocity that it will have the most religious person concluding with absolute certainty that there is no God after watching it.
It’s very clear that the person who wrote the 365 Days series was a lot more concerned with fulfilling her sexual fantasies than making a competent story.
😂😂😂😂 I’m saying, and there are actual people who love this series. Like I was so disgusted. I even heard the book is worse.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly my thoughts
We all have sexual fantasies. We keep our fantasies to ourselves. And that's what this silly broad should've done. There are diaries and therapy. Two things whoever this woman is should've sought out first before subjecting the world to this crap.
Why does Laura have more chemistry with Olga than the main romantic interest?
Laura would have more chemistry with a floor lamp than with the "main romantic interest."
I unironically think they should be the main romance of the movie. And Massimo can get with Nacho, the actors look pretty cute next to each other.
Because Olga is the only character with anything resembling a personality?
@@svietlana5091 nacho and Massimo kissed in the movie and trust me, it was *far* from a sight for sore eyes, if anything it would actually make your eyes more sore...
@@svietlana5091 Plus that kiss?? WHEW!!
Just realised
Twilight was a product of the 2000's, with books and movies spawning a huge phenomenon
50 Shades of Grey came out in the 2010s and was inspired by Twilight
365 Days came out in the 2020s and was inspired by 50 Shades of Grey
Does that mean that, in the 2030s, we will see something inspired by 365 Days?
Twilight - Toxic relationship, but everything sexual is merely implied, or seen briefly in a PG way.
50 Shades of Grey - The relationship is even MORE toxic, as he manipulates her every move. Sex scenes are longer and somewhat more graphic, but we don't see ''strategic spots'' that much.
365 Days - An EVEN MORE toxic relationship which started as a kidnapping. Much more sex scenes, more explicit touching, longer times of full nudity, even some ''strategic spots''.
The 2030s serial - Straight-up p*rn, and he keeps her locked-up in his basement, I guess.
Oh god please no
@@AlirioAguero2 yeah. That seems about right🫣
@@AlirioAguero2 as someone who watches too much pornhub, the "keeps her locked-up in his basement" thing has been around for ages now. 365 Days was already porn + wattpad, so I'm worried about anything that can be inspired by this
I know we probably will but I'm not prepared to face that possibility.
I'm pretty sure the whole reason Nacho's sister keeps pushing Laura towards him is she's tired of him sneaking into her bed every night like a bad hentai doujin
Lmaooo nice one
By the pope!!
Reminds me of the Inuit myth of the creation of the sun and the moon 🤣
As a Spanish person, the "Spanish mafia" concept is hilarious. Is there really Spanish people in the rest of Europe doing mafia things? The only Spanish mafia I can think of are banks and corrupt politicians.
There is a Jewish mafia. Make of that if you will.
quick question? Is the name Nacho is a known name or this author named him after the first thing that came to her mind thinking about Spanish names
@@ondanbundan7696 In the Americas, Nacho is a real nickname, short for Ignacio. I assume Nacho is a diminutive in Spain, too, but that's just speculation based on Latin American Spanish speakers.
They do. There is a Galician mafia (don't know the term), but it's not operating to the extent of the Italian mafias, Latin American cartels, Yakuzas, and Triads.
Y'know what's sad? Netflix basically said fuck the animated shows yet they keep churning out things like this
Dont read my name😑...
Netflix is the same streaming site who greenlit Cuties
They only distributed this
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 very very true
Because this was cheaper.
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day
give a girl some carbs, she's yours for life my dude" - Alex Meyers 2022
And he's not wrong 😂😂😂😂
I need this on a shirt
deep stuff, mate.
@Cosmic Sugar Bunny ill print it on my pillowcase. Think about it every night bf bed.
hes not wrong
If you thought this was bad, don’t go ANYWHERE near the novel! I read the novels because I’m a masochist and wanted to see this train crash for myself. They all were terrible, but this last one was a different level of screwed up.
Massimo is incredibly disgusting. It’s obvious that the author is doing something different with her series by making us favor the side guy. This includes (spoilers ahead):
1. Massimo getting messed up by drugs and raping Laura.
2. As an apology, he buys her a puppy. He later mutilates it and sends it to her in a box while she’s with Nacho.
3. He kidnaps her a second time and chains her to a bed, where he keeps her as a legit prisoner where he mentally and sexually abuses her for weeks at a time.
This is only part of the problem. Olga is a horrible friend, dropping nonstop hints that Laura should stay with Massimo over Nacho because she’s in a relationship with Massimo’s brother. She’s easily one of the worst characters next to Massimo himself.
I’ll just leave the spoilers at that, but I find it pretty sad that Laura was stuck between a mentally unstable mob boss and a trained assassin. The odd goofiness that the first two novels had is completely gone with this one. I was concerned about how they would show it in a movie, but I’m actually relieved to see they made Massimo more of a sympathetic character rather than the crazy, disgusting monster he was in the novel. Though, let’s be honest; as a mob boss kidnapper, he was messed up no matter what.
The one thing I don’t understand is why they added so many random moments into the movie, like Massimo and Nacho making out during Laura’s dream sequence. That definitely didn’t happen in the novel and made no sense in the movie. I’m just glad this dumpster fire is finally done (at least for the novels)!
Same lol!
I don't know what they'll do with the movie, but I'll gladly tell you how this trash heap of a novel ended!
More spoilers ahead for anyone who doesn't want to know just yet!
Massimo kidnaps Laura a second time by getting her drunk at Olga and Domenico's wedding, stating that it was Nacho that killed her puppy and not him. She believes it because she's a huge idiot. Nacho sneaks into the house and rescues Laura weeks later. While sneaking out, Mario (Massimo's main bodyguard) lets them go because he realizes Massimo is a nut job. They run into Massimo, and Laura breaks his nose with the butt of the gun Nacho gave her.
Massimo lets her go, stating that he no longer needs her and the visions he had while dying all those years ago weren't really of her (because this totally makes sense). Nacho and Laura get to leave.
Jump to five or so years in the future. Laura and Nacho have a little girl, and Olga and Domenico have a little boy. Olga is pregnant with their second child. Massimo doesn't keep in contact with Laura, but he obsesses over Olga's little boy and is obviously training him to take over the mob when he's old enough. Olga and Domenico found out that Massimo was abusing and raping Laura when Nacho saved her, but they didn't do anything about it, which makes me wonder why Laura was still friends with Olga. Massimo is still a gigantic loser, Nacho is a hot piece of man butt, and Laura is happy. The end!
If they finish off this tale via movie, I have no idea what they'll do to make it work, because Massimo isn't the level of insane that he was in the novel that made you side with Nacho. I guess we'll have to wait and see!
Oh man, the whole series, both the movies and books, is garbage! 😂 Thanks for sharing the rest of it!
@@GoldenSun10 You're welcome! Like Alex, I suffer through terrible stories like this one so others don't have to. 😅😂
@@RandomWriter9110 personally I think in short the story in novels was better and maybe even slightly good. Probably because I love fucked up stories with psycho’s that drug, abuse and ”rape” people also the fact that massimo actually killed her pet and delivered it to her sounds kinda amazing as story so if they added those to the movie it would’ve been better. But in alternate universe where the characters had brain and the writers had understanding toward fans they would’ve made another movie where they explained stuff and made massimo and nacho get together and olga and laura or sum shit 😂
Fun Fact:My girlfriend watched this movie and started feeling some type of way, so she cheated on me. The guy turned out to be really bad, she felt bad about it and then told me days later. I am now single. I hate this movie with a burning passion.
So sorry that happened to you.on the bright side you got rid of someone dumb enough to get influenced by a trashy Netflix movie that everyone watches exclusively to hate on
She was inspired by...this movie. I think the film helped you out by revealing what kind of person she was
You should love this movie. It saved your life.
A movie alone cannot make you do such things unless you already had some proclivity for them. I know it is painful, but suggest you take your time, move on and find yourself a partner with some brains if not with a cleaner conscience.
Sorry about that dude, but gotta say you dodged a bullet, you will find someone better for sure!
I really hate how they romanticise Stockholm Syndrome in this franchise. Relationships which stem from a kidnapping normally don't end well, in my book.
Dont read my name😑....
Exactly?! Like, this seems to give a lesson like "boys, if you are hot, you can get away with ANYTHING you want"
It’s like an episode app story or a story on wattpad. No one can tell me a person above the age of 15 wrote this crap.
Time to become a kidnapper and pull some chicks!
@@NIDELLANEUM Fr!!! If he was ugly, there’s no way anyone would like or tolerate his behavior
I'm so stoked for their next sequel to be called 366 Days: The Leaping Ages of Time!
It's going to be truly one of the movies ever
Definitely one the movies ever made!
Dont read my name😑..Dont read my name😑..
@@MbitaChizi ok i wont :0
Don’t encourage them!
I love how Massimo says when he was a kid his Father taught him to let go of someone you truly love. If it's yours it'll come back to you. And then he kidnaps Laura in the first movie and FORCES her to fall in love with him!!!!!
The film series should have been titled "730+ days of abuse, torture, monotony and red flags".
I just love how at the end Massimo is like 'MY FATHER TOLD ME' followed by the most famous and basic quote about love, as if his dad was a philosopher. That made me laugh so hard.
I LEGIT DIED! The worst part is that I saw it coming and was in denial like “he’s not gonna say what I think he’s going to say, that would be too much even for this movie” and then they did as I recited the quote and it was the first time I saw the movie. 😂😂😂
i mean it's the most clichéd Instagram quote you see everywhere
@@Liz18Marie what was the quote
@@ninjaked1265 if you love something set it free
@@ninjaked1265 if it comes back it's truly yours 🤣
Can we just address how they are trying to make “little bee” the new “baby girl” but it went horribly wrong !
Weirdly enough it's actually more tolerable for me... idk about anyone else but when I heard it, the first few times it made me uncomfortable but I was eventually able to get used to it and ignore it, "baby girl" however is just... torture, to say the least
@@swiftsage3456 loll it got worse and worse for me.
Whilst “Baby girl” is nightmare fuel, “Little bee” is barely tolerable.
Oh yess yess yess! 💀😭
Little Bee > Baby girl.
So in the first movie, almost falling into the water and drowning was life threatening for Laura with her heart complications, yet getting shot in the chest in the second movie wasn't?? I-....... 😕
God loves you ❤️
Olga might be the only person that makes sense in the movie. She's us. Pointing out everything that isn't right between Laura and Massimo. xD
But she also begs Laura to stay with Massimo just so that she isn't alone when she marries Massimo's employee even tho she can see that Laura is miserable...
She literally says that her frnd getting kidnapped is like some erotica likeeee
@@dixiecronin7791oh dear lord no....I actually liked Olga I had such high hopes she would snap/slap some sense into her. Damn
"Your body is a bad liar"
- If that isn't the most TYPICAL porn line ever...
So you’ve heard of course
"Your body is a worse liar than you are"
IKR LFMAOOAOA
As an Italian, I wonder if they never explained why Massimo is the way he is because that's just a full blown Italian stereotype. A tall, dark handsome man with a broody, yet romantic attitude who can get angry and loud and similar thing. Same with Nacho, being Spanish.
I bet they thought "hey, they're Latin Lovers, that's how they all act like"
Dont read my name😑...Dont read my name😑...Dont read my name😑...
Hey, it was good enough for Andrew Cuomo!
Only no Spaniard would call a sexy character Nacho. Why not Pepe or Manolo, since they are trying to go with all the clichés ?
@@Rechtauch someone probably wanted a name that rhymed With Macho
@@Rechtauch i think they though ''Spain is in Mexico right?'' and went w the most cliche mexican nickname EVER
The most painful (I guess) is that there are fans that want a fourth movie and think this horror film is a masterpiece 😭
It's coming up and i can't wait for it🤣
@@MicheleMorrone95 it it confirmed ?
Well the third movie did end on a "cliffhanger," so they were definitely planning on a fourth movie
I must say, as a Polish person I just love your translations of dialogues
As a Polish person (the novel movies are based on is from Poland if someone didn't know) I'm deeply sorry you had to go through all of this. We as a nation are truly embarrassed that this THING exist.
I forgive you
I forgive you too, I don't forgive the author
From the United States 🇺🇸, we forgive you; now stop it!! 😅😅😅
laura is beautiful though poland so you have some beauty going for ya💕 😂
Zobacz sobie scenarzystów i reżyserów tego ścierwa. To Polacy...
How does Netflix have the budget for a 365 days trilogy but not for a second season for shows that actually make sense. Come here Netflix, I just wanna talk
Dont read my name😑...
It's easy, Netflix only distributed these. Would be like if your friend has to do all the hard work and then all you have to do is show what he did around
they cancelled the society for this.
That’s easy, cause they didn’t make it. They just license it for streaming.
Which is why Sandman is still begging to get another season despite being both good and successful. But crap like this can get greenlit at a drop of a hat
In the book Laura was pregnant again when she got shot and massimo knew about it and hated her for loosing the baby again. He became very abusive to her and he drank all the time, so her not wanting to be with him anymore makes more sense.
i’m sorry, THERE’S A BOOK?
@@jordan-vl9lj3 books. The movies are based on them but the books are even darker
At this point, the fact that Laura's brain is too unfunctional to remember that Nacho had trapped her shows us that 365 Days is the least coherent trilogy that we know ... And the end ... This end is just not an end ! It lacks something !
Alex I don't wanna scare you or anything but given the ending of this movie, we're most likely going to have another one.
Dont read my name😑...
Yes I’m horrified 😬😬
@@Nawoojoo i hope i'm wrong 🥲
@@MbitaChizi ok
Nooooooooo!! 😤😤😡😡😐😐
I'll never get over the fact his name is actually Nacho.
😅😅😅😅
It’s a nickname for Ignacio.
Me too 😭😭 f*cking NACHO
I had a kind of live reaction message thing for a friend of mine and just started calling him every brand name for chips I could think of
I was looking for this comment, like why is no one talking about this man's name 😂
I like how when you watch Alex's and Amanda's reviews you can say you pretty much saw the whole movie because they show and focus on different parts haha
God loves you
What I find SO FUNNY is that in the first movie she was cheated on and now she’s cheating on her husband… like bro. She’s got ISSUES. No person who has been cheated on would ever cheat on someone bc they know the pain
This girl has 0 personality, let herself get kidnapped, held against her will, fell in love w her kidnapper, just pure *blah* and every mafia boss... every man is in love w her, can't "forget" her... c'mon now!
I mean she didn't let herself get kidnapped. No one "let's" someone get kidnapped.
@tomato joe lmao. Yeah.. kinda meant that she ddnt tried to escape or smth. And wsnt careful. Idk 🤷♂️ just wanted to say shit ab her. ))))
I don't think she fell in love with Massimo, but with the lavish lifestyle, the golden cage if you will. 😉
What do you expect from a self insert middle aged woman p*rn fanfic? Clearly, the writer wants everyone to fall in love with her. Lmao.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😁
Why must Netflix cancel all the good shows and keep on making more of these movies 😭
Dont read my name😑...
Because its “ cost effective”
We don’t want shows te be cancelled anymore
Netflix: YoU gUyS wAnT a SeQuEl tO cUtIes
Indeed, they cancelled Julie and the Phantoms, I am not Okay with This and The Society, but renew The Kissing Booth and this dreck?!
@@trinaq IKR “I’m not okay with this” was such a good show but OFC Netflix cancelled it after one season
When Alex called him Nacho, I thought that was a nickname or something but nooo THAT'S HIS ACTUAL NAME
So she falls in love with anyone that kidnaps her. What's with the whole Disney movie aesthetics here tho? Netflix deserves their decline.
Some Mafia: I got your wife as a hostage
Massimo: *Jokes on you, She is into that sh** *
Dont read my name😑...
@@MbitaChizi will you shut up!!!!!!!!!!
For everyone asking: ''How did this movie get two sequels?'', the answer is: ''Because we ARE watching them.'' We mostly watch them to laugh at them, but we do watch them nonetheless. And THAT is why movie executives greenlight any sequels in general.
Nah, I just watch Alex's reviews.
Yes it is in fact, people who watch these movies who are the problem. Why can’t y’all just stream them elsewhere instead of on Netflix where the views actually count? Then people complain that awful movies get sequels.
Yess the movie even is trending on netflix 🤡
nah, never saw any of those movies. I only saw the reviewers tearing them down.
but yup, your point still stands, such books are published and such movies are made because there's an audience for it.
Yup,the more controversial movie becomes, more views will be and the more money for Netflix.
Why doesn't Laura get with Olga, they have way more chemistry than her and Massimo together or the other mafia boss guy.
So Laura gets mad at "Massimo" for cheating on him in the second one, yet it's okay for Laura to do the same thing to Massimo? It wasn't even Massimo it was his twin! Yes I watched all the videos. But it was his twin, it wasn't even Massimo, but Laura, real Laura can go messing around with Nacho, which I'm sorry I can't believe his name is Nacho!
It's incredible. We were shocked that 50 Shades of Grey was so bad that it put ppl in a position to say "well, at least Twilight did this slightly better". And now 365 Days is so terribly bad that we are in this position to say "well, at least 50 Shades of Grey did this slightly better". I mean how much lower can pop culture descend ?
Movie executives these past few years: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
God loves you ❤️
@@SkyP9812 Jesus loves you ❤️
There's some Wattpad writer out there cracking their nuckles like *glad you asked*
@@shwenishi428 *Steven He voice* god damn it
I was waiting for him to break out the “baby girl” line one more time so Alex could truly lose his mind… All I wanted was a meltdown, but all I got was a letdown.
plot twist: he did, Alex just didn't address it :')
Yeah right at the end he says ‘are you back baby girl’ then it ends😂
My guy…that’s the whole premise of this movie!
He did tell baby girl at the end
"I was in my bed with my mind replaying the miraculous ladybug theme song as it always does" - Alex Meyers, August 2022.
*I felt that.*
In every single scene of the movie, the characters were drinking. In half of them, they got totally wasted. Honestly, this movie was trying its best to get us drunk so that we'd fall in love with toxic men
So Massimo is who Andrew Tate aspires to be, even down to the human trafficking.
Omg this is too good
😅😅😅😅
oh my god this is funny & disturbing at the same time
😬
🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬
365 day of crying due to how bad these movies are
Dont read my name😑...
This would have been a better movie title tbh
That’s a good sequel name
*Pls Netflix don’t get any ideas*
Alex screaming opera instead of the grandma coming to cover the kiss scene actually sent me 🤣🤣🤣
I LOST IT AT 8:05 😂🤣
i honestly can't believe that there's some girls/guys in my class that unironically watched and love this thrilogy. some of the girls even said they wished they were Laura and wanted to have a relationship like theirs. like,, if you're like this please seek help lmaoo
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So they’d like to be kidnapped and fall in love with a man and then cheat on another man and also be manipulated, yeah ok
who wouldn't want to be literally kidnapped off the streets and coerced into a relationship?
and as always; if the ML wasn't rich and handsome but some dude in a small apartment with a thinning hairline then things would be very different.
Y'all are probably 14 or 15 maybe 16, trust me they'll grow out of it, i was obsessed with Christian grey and Wattpad characters when I was this age and now i cringe everytime i remember it.
Tell your teachers 🤭
I can even imagine how anyone ia able to sit through any of this movies. I'm unable to even see fragments of it in the review without cringing like crazy. It's just impossible for me not to feel shame for watching it and for all the people involved in the production.
It's one of those movies when you have to get up and take a walk every 2 minutes because if you try to sit through it you'll mentally explode of cringe
U knw they are some ppl that love not like but love I don't get it
I tried to watch the first one and it was either boring or uncomfortable
Alcohol. A lot of alcohol.
Im literally pausing the video every like 5 seconds🥲, I have no idea how Alex watch the whole movie without his soul shrivel up and wither away. Cringe attacks, this movie made them real😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:39 that was out of pocket Alex!!😂😂😂
"I like it when you brush your teeth, and raise one leg"...........the fire hydrant part was funny enough but just imagining her with one leg up brushing her teeth has me laughing forever. The fact that he says it with a straight face likes it's the most erotic thing in the world is just, I can't.
Thank goodness for Alex because I can watch this and get the summary without streaming it and paying Netflix for garbage
Dont read my name😑...
@@MbitaChizi ok
@@joellezima3506 It’s a Bot
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 i know 😂
Never thought I'd say, "You know, 50 Shades isn't that bad of a trilogy. Try watching the 365 trilogy." EL James may suck as a writer, but she at least wrote an ending to her work. This whole thing was just.....this is what happens when a Macy's perfume commercial is spun off into a movie.
Rest In Peace, Gaspard Ulliel. Mentioning him because he used to be in so many Macy’s perfume commercials.
Lmao. Never thought you'd be saying 50 shades is relatively good did ya ?
I think they said there'll be a 4th movie so there might be a shitty ending after al!
These 365 days movies feels like i'm watching some celebrity honeymoon vlog compilation
It's actually really annoying how they just ignore their cliffhangers. 😂
I bet there's going to be people out there who will be mad that *these* are the kind of fanfiction-like stories that get worldwide published and adapted into movies when there's tons of better fanfiction out there
Well we are now 😤
Jesus loves you ❤️
same to you
I literally just tried watching the first one and kept finding myself fast forwarding. It’s like a 12 year old from wattpad wrote the script. It’s horrible. A woman is supposed to fall in love with this mafia boss that promises not to touch her without her consent yet puts his hands on her when she fights back? She’s supposed to fall in love with him while imprisoned like some fucked up Stockholm syndrome?
Dude it’s like an episode app story.
I don’t believe a person above the age of 15 wrote this.
Judging from this video, I have a feeling that this was the movie that finally drove Alex insane. I mean, all of Twilight, Fifty Shades, After, Riverdale and 365 days? It was bound to happen.
the next one better be named 365 days of therapy because i really need it after this disaster
The entire series, I really love the fake subtitles whenever they speak Italian (one of the best parts, honestly) and I hope you do that for every foreign language that comes up in future videos
*Polish
Don’t we just love when someone’s shot and they wake up looking immaculate.
It's like the movies were made without even knowing how the previous one ended
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I think she didn't even have any mostly-healed scars from the wound and treatment to show time has passed?
My former roommate loved this movie series and I had to hide my laughter so hard. She was Italian but I just can’t believe that someone could enjoy these movies
Did I open Netflix just to watch what unexpected scene happened in the dream sequence? yes. was it unexpected? very much so.
Lmfao, I felt that “mind had the Miraculous Ladybug theme on replay” statement. I got Covid this week too, and the night before my symptoms kicked into high-gear (migraine, chills, intense body aches, vomiting, the whole 9-yards) I watched the Multiverse of Madness… and that’s literally all I could think about as my body attempted to get comfortable. Why are our brains just mental prisons sometimes? Lol
man whenever i get sick, my brain starts doing weird math. it doesn't even make sense, but its painful, but my brain keeps doing it, no matter how hard i try to stop it. :/
The fact that TWO of these movies are released within a span of like 6 months shows how bad they were going to be already
Actually they were made simultaneously.
there are so many many books out there that deserve to be made into movies, that are worth it, but they choose this, seriously. What is life at this point?
This whole trilogy should be called "no impulse control."
The fake subtitles are hilarious!! Alex, you’re a comedic genius 😂
“Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day: give a girl some carbs, and she’s yours for life ma dude”
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Why did they make Laura so hypocritical?? She was ready to leave Massimo for cheating, but then sleeps with ANOTHER TOXIC DUDE and blames Massimo for it. It's like the writers wanted to give Laura some toxic traits as well to balance them out. Massimo and Nacho have WAY more thou. Also, to be fair, Massimo has no redeeming qualities. He's just rich and attractive. I would cheat too. Just not with the manipulative dude who kidnapped me thou.
14:48 your adorable background 🏘️ houses did not go unnoticed. LOVE IT! ❤
Lets be real: Netflix loves these kind of movies because they are cheap to make and people will watch it to take a piss out of it. Great win-win for everyone :)
Netflix is not financing the production of these though. Just distributing
Thank you! I’m so glad someone else mentioned how they’ve downgraded Massimo’s place. He went from a castle, to a condo where the bathroom is in the bedroom. No separation.
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i think that's the bedroom part / area of the castle he put Laura after she cheated
the real Italian and Spanish mafia are like👁👄👁
12:34 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MAIN CHARACTER HAS NO PERSONALITY!!! 😭😭
2:42 "Miraculous Ladybug is on"
I'm dying 😭😭😭💀
We can all agree Alex never disappoints us with his content..
Most generic thing I've heard from early commenters
Thank you Comment 666 of reminding us How he never disappoints
No we can't. You can't just assume everyone has the same opinion.
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I feel like the worse the movie is the better the video gets😂😂😂😂
Am I the only one who thinks Nacho is just as creepy as massimo? Especially when he said that he likes it when Laura brush her teeth , raise her one long legs .
Hmmmmm....
Maybe I m not the only one
The way the third movie ended definitely leaves the door open for at least a 365 Days 4. Michele’s most recent post definitely also reinforces that thought as well. If enough people watch the movies then it doesn’t matter the ratings and that’s how we got the second film and then third.
Based on how the book series ends there WILL definitely be a fourth film.
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I want that "give a girl some carbs and she's yours for life" on a t shirt
Don't forget the "my dude" part, it adds to the effect
"The next 365 days is the worst Netflix movie"
Marmaduke: do you think I'm a joke?
Omg i love how you recommended Jannette’s book!! She deserves all the support she gets!
Literally I’ll never watch these movies but i thoroughly enjoy Alex’s videos every bit. As I have over the course of the years!! ☺️
Dont read my name😑...
I’m so glad Alex is watching them for us
What the hell! I didn’t even know they made a third one💀
Dont read my name😑...
It’s like Land before time movies I didn’t even know they had dozens of straight to dvd sequels
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Bring it on is just as bad. Land before time was at least good for a few movies, Bring it On never should have gotten a sequel
A. Toxic dude with anger issues
B. Toxic manipulative guy who says whatever you want to hear just to get his own way
None of the above
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I’m so glad you do these videos! Now I can talk about this movie without watching it. Nobody would doubt that I didn’t watch any of the three movie’s
I’ve watched all the movies and without a doubt, Olga is the best character 😂 she’s basically carrying the weight of the show on her shoulders.
Also… what happened to Nacho’s sisters baby? Wasn’t she pregnant in the last movie 🙃
Brilliant review as always Alex!
Dont read my name😑..Dont read my name😑..
Wait she was?
@@grapeleiva2266 yep lol
Is Olga the energetic one right?
@@gracekim25 she’s the lady whose with Laura and mainly wears white
It's even more funny to me with your subtitles bc I'm Polish so I undedstand what they actually talk about
Yeah I noticed it with Italian. I wonder how many would get the joke though
That’s why, as a German, I have hard times enjoying all those „Bruno ganz as hitler yelling with nonsense subtitles“ videos 😄
Same and I'm so disappointed as a polish person
Supposedly the Spanish mafia appears in this movie but they never get lines in spanish so I can't understand anything 😭😭😭
You forgot the “are you back baby gorl” part😭
I have been waiting for this video so much 😅
This girl is living the Y/N Wattpad life.
As a portuguese person…. Very offended that netflix brought my country into this. Also that they didnt film in portugal…. The boats with italian writing king give it away.
😂😂😂 I `m so glad you mentioned it, it was the very first thing I noticed in that damn scene, I know all the movies are crap but couldn`t they at least put a sticker on the boat or digitally insert a portuguese name instead? it`s not hard to do
As another Portuguese person, I am disgusted and mad.
Just noted my phone changed kinda into king lool ffs.
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11:26 if you must know what happens in her dream its basically a threesome but towards the end the guys start making out?!? that was the biggest plot twist in the movie believe me😭😭
If that movie (and two other that follows) are the biggest Polish hits on Netflix, that you should think how a worst Polish hits looks like :D :D
Greetings from this hopeless piece of country man!