AFTER is the dumbest movie I've ever seen...
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This is literally a movie romanticizing a toxic relationship.
you should read the wattpad books- wait nvm don't insult yourself amd all abuse victims by giving those books the time of day
Also fifty shades of grey does the same
At least it isn’t a show romanticising suicide.
i liked reading the books when i was like 13 on wattpad before i actually understood toxic relationships. now that i’m older i hate the message this sends to younger girls, and that it’s okay to be treated like this by guys.
@@OfficialDeanAdler didnt , 13 reasons why do that?
"do you trust me?" *Big ol' red flag marching band coming in* 😂
i was DEAD everytime he came out w/ a red flag 🤣🤣
For real I was wheezing 😂
😂😂😂😂
Haha. This remainds me of Aladdin
Haha this comment is the first time I know of this bit lmao I dont know how I woulda laughed about it without this comment lol
Alternate improved story: Tessa sees him in her room. She pepper sprays him. College security comes. The end.
Indeedo! The only realistic and practical one!
exactly!!!!!
That would sound pretty good. 😊
I'd like to see that.😊
as a british person i do regularly teleport into girls' bedrooms
underrated comment
“Mom, the brits materialized into my room again,”
Oh so you were the guy chilling on my bed eating my secret stash of choclate watching friends
oh so that explains why there was a random british dude in my room yesterday
😀
What I never understood about the movie was why she was worried about him cheating when she’s literally cheating on HER actual boyfriend the entire time
Didn‘t tessa and her boyfriend breakup at the beginning? So she didn‘t cheat the entire time
Well Molly was into him and he didn't seem like the type to date one girl so I understand
@Arnold Schwarzenegger Noah came to the dorms and she wasnt there because she was with Hardin, then came back and then Hardin came out so Noah found out she was cheating on him, which made him get in the car and leave. I think that is a sign that they broke up. And he was obviously upset. Did you even watch the actual movie????
Cause she's trashy. They both are.
DefaultsDoRUclips still doesn’t matter she cheated you even say Noah caught her cheating
Tessa choosing to go somewhere unknown with a stranger (Hardin) cause he’s cute is how ted Bundy got his victims
the fact that i actually watched the ted bundy movie where zack was ted before watching the after is giving me chills for some sort
Night Knight so you think ted is cute
So fucking true
Chris Mars no sirrrr, I’m saying how Tessa naively went with a guy cause she thought he was cute and ted’s victims also thought he was cute
Gemma Rose Sanchez I’d be having trust issues after watching that movie 😂
"British guys showing up, out of no where" lmaooo that's how many places in the world were colonized bro
This comment deserves so much more likes
Lmao so true
British: "Oi you lot, welcome to the British Empire"
Future colonies: "Uh, I think you're in the wrong country..."
British: "No, I'm in the right country"
Future colonies: "well, could you go out into the ocean, so we can be an independent state?"
British: "Don't flatter yourself, I'm just here for sugar, opium, and diamonds"
me as an indian can agree
😂😂
"Love is just a transaction. We're all hard wired to desire. We present the correct set of desirable traits, and boom. We can turn it on, and we can turn it off."
Ah, so he's a sociopath, got it.
Bahahahag facts😂 and the thing is I’m obsessed with watching this movie just because i can make fun of it💀
Wow. When you put it all into context, he is a sociopath. And a narcissist.
So friggin true. Sociopaths always feel the need to turn everything into a math equation.
@@edenmckinley3472 Yeah he is....ALSO I used to have an ex who would say the same thing he would say love is useless and he just wants to find a girl where he doesnt want to manipulate her....or use her
Asexuals, aromantics, and aroaces: Are you sure about that? 🏃♀️💨
*"I'M nOt LIKe OthEr GiRLS."* - Wattpad Stories/Fanfiction
Another epidemic
SHE EVEN HAD THE MESSY BUN A CPUPLE OF TIMES
Wattpad clichés😂😂😂
oh gawd, wattpad clichès are out for blood sksks
Wattpad stories is good (only in wattpad) cause when they describe the character you can imagine them however you want. In a film it is just not as extraordinary as in the books. And wattpad books are the reflection of the author while the film is I don't even know how to feel about it.
@@anam6013 agreed, like wattpad has its own kind of chessiness, that is only meant to be on wattpad. Because if you try to make a movie out of it, it looks terrible 😭wattpads stories can't be told outside of wattpad
Hardin took Tessa into the forest because his original plan was to tell her he was a vampire.
Lol
D.J. Rose or to kill her 🤷🏽♀️
Edward's long lost twin. They both have the same personality too.
he was planning to tell her how long he’s been 17 years old
It all comes full circle
As hard as it might be to believe the books are worse than the movie. The book is about a “romanticized” toxic, unhealthy and serious disturbing relationship. Their relationship in book is even worse than the movie. He literally treats her like completely garbage and she treats the people in her life horribly because of him. He does these outrageously horrible things and has no redeeming qualities.
The movie is just awkward, cringy and difficult to watch.
I disagree, the movie was a bit boring but it felt realistic to some extent. I enjoyed it, kept me curious for like 4 minutes. I just hate how toxic the whole thing is. The mother dosent even try to break it apart after seeing whats going on because she knows what it will look like.
One minute they’ll be getting along and then they’re arguing about something
Fr Like imagine all the girls reading this thinking it’s OK
So its 50 shades for teens
Thank you this would be better if it was at this extreme. It doesn't make sense why such a guy would fall in live with her like that, maybe if he was treating her like that we'd get the process of him gradually falling instead of just it being just like that that he falls in love
The fact that she chose Hardin over Noah makes me question how she got into university in the first place
I don't think i understand what you mean...
Oh! becuz she's stupid. Aahh i see.
@@badrulaminamin4691 They're calling her stupid, I think.
ikr, NOAH deserves better
In my opinion almost every young man who shows up in those films seems better then Hardin: Noah, Hardin's brother, even that enoying nerd who works with her, later we get to know a nice waiter who talks to her called Robert. -To a degree I understand she dosn't feel attrakted to Noah if she grw up with him. In that case he may just fell to her like a brother.
she reads?? wow shes so DiFFErenT fRoM OthER gIrlS
Honestly though....
shE's qUiRky
So MucH BeTTer bEcaUsE is beING hopelesslybetterthaneverybodyelsesowhycan'tthatboywholiterallyhassexwitheverygirleverrealizethatandgetwithherbecause SHE CAN CHANGE HIM! (No, she can't.)
It’s sad that this is kinda true...like my friend told me her brother was weird bc he reads for fun
@@emoryb.222 Idk, if you look for them, I bet you will find that a good chunk of the human population reads the odd book for fun. (Or would if they had more time.)
He started dating her because of a dare...
This movie really screams Wattpad
They changed the movie so much it barely connects with the book. At this point the book is completely separated but yeah it is a Wattpad book from what 2013 or 2011. It’s very cliche 😂😂
This really screams: *FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY!*
the dare in the book was originally "take her virginity away" but they changed the story line for the movie because they wanted to make it more "child friendly" which got a lot of After fans mad, so the second movie is going to be rated R.
The main plot is basically Cruel intentions... just... bad..
@@theam4546 exactly, i wonder why it sounds so familiar.
So he pops randomly into the room... and refuses to leave when she asks him to because she's NAKED and wants to get dressed in privacy and he thinks saying "I'm not looking" is an appropriate response?? How is any of this remotely bypassing the test audience?
Dady issues my friend
Dumb meets more dumbest couple made in heaven
ik..RED FLAG
That’s why it’s good to have a shower gun
Don't worry, Tessa's not stupid, she's just color blind. She mistakes her reds for greens very regularly. 🙂
I thought that you were being literal at first and I was confused💀
this being the dumbest movie he'd seen just wait till he finds out about the movie about the tall white girl whos oppressed for being tall
ItzShdw lmao he just made that video today :O
Ahhhhgggggghhhhh OMGGGG I just came from a video that says Tall Girl is garbage
this film definitely worse than tall girl tho . tall girl had a shit plot but the acting was actually ok and though it was super cringey it made me laugh a few times
ItzShdw he did
@@mina-du6fi ikr
Some of you didn’t have Wattpad when you were 12 and it shows
Mehal Dixit I have it and love it but let’s admit that there’s some very weird stuff in there
I've had it since I was 11 and have written stories on it, too. Sure, my earlier chapters are cringy, but I'm revising them. Let's just hope that their future isn't...whatever this is.
periodddd
i loved this shit when i was younger lol
Mehal Dixit Yep, I had Wattpad when I was thirteen and I even wrote a story that turned quite popular in Spanish. Very VERY cringe tho. I’m actually rewriting it.
I have literally never used Wattpad. I've been on Fanfiction.net, Archive of Our Own and the Tamriel Vault, but somehow I didn't even know Wattpad existed until a couple of years ago.
Girl cheats on boyfriend, gets angry when her new boyfriend cheats on her. That's what we call karma, folks.
Noah is her BEST friend not her boyfriend. But yes, it's unfair not telling him frist since she knows he loves her.
@@sawanna508 no in the orginal books they're high school sweethearts who have been tgt for a while
@@sawanna508noah was her boyfriend not her friend
@@sawanna508noah was her boyfriend...
When Alex says "This makes the Twilight movies look like masterpieces." you know its bad.
atleast poeple admit twillight is cringe and toxic
@@polarl6488 Everyone else has for years. It's only Twilight's mad fangirls who refuse to.
@@Xehanort10 i know
I think twilight was a good idea badly executed. I get the plot, it was just not written well enough. If it was written with a bit more sense then it maybe could have better
@@polarl6488 Twilight is cringe and toxic but to be honest, i'm way more annoyed with this couple than i did with Bella and Edward. Atleast in the latter films, Kristen and Robert have a good chemistry
I feel bad for Harry Styles, imagine watching this and knowing the Pokémon named guy is supposed to be you...
*pokemon move named guy
Ahahahahahaha 😂
I read somewhere that Harry blocked the author and the author called him out for it!
@@Tiiiiiiiiiiish05 lol. It is not true. People are so mean to make that up
@@Tiiiiiiiiiiish05 good. The author was a total Psycho 🤢 who writes detailed sex scenes about a 20 year old while being 30 and married i-
Why is no one talking about the fact that she’s cheating on her boyfriend literally the whole movie. Why didn’t she just break up with him at the beginning?
Agreeee
the whole concept of time in the book is werid 😂 from the first book they are only together for like 3 months, so it isn’t as long as people seem. she also breaks up with him within the 3 months.
all the comments I can see are about it 😂. I agree though
Well that's just how a teenage college girl works dude or even before that
She did in the book, the movie just sucks lmao
After is the epitome of every Wattpad story. It has literally every cliche and that's exactly the reason it was so popular, unfourtunatly
Kinda sad to see how actually good stories get overshadowed by stuff like this.. and what it teaches young people.. but it is what it is I guess since this stuff seems to be in demand, which also is kinda sad.
Its popular because poeple like to believe that being a manipulator can be romantisized. Its the preffereble option over building a strong honest relationship.
“Red flags look green when you have rose colored glasses on.”
-someone smarter than me
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, good on you for having self-respect"
New life inspiration
Tsihoarana Randimbivololon Alex’s is the hero we need.
lol😂😂lmaoOOooOoOoooOOoo!! 😂😂
That is my new motto
Lol
C,
Tessa: *spends day with her actual boyfriend*
Harden: WTF SHE CANT DO THAT *throws tantrum*
Tessa: oh poor baby! *abandons boyfriend*
😩💀💀💀💀
Red flag
Honestly who does that irl Wattpad is on something 😂
@@tirzxh the psychological term is "abusers"
Seriously girls don't date a guy like that
Guys don't act like that. At the end of this story, harden goes to jail for beating his wife.
Saffi BonBon that’s not exactly what happened. He threw a fit cause his dad was getting remarried, and also in the book ( and probably in the movie too but just can’t show that much time), they’ve known each other for longer.
tessa: “i hate myself for what i did to him and he's my best friend”
also tessa: *doesn't stop herself from cheating or even feels guilty about it*
BEST friend not boyfriend. Of course he is heardbroken and I fell bad for him but in my opinion it's only cheating if she was in a relationship with Noah.
Noah and Tessa were, in fact, in a relationship. Alex even says so, right before the scene of Hardin vandalizing Karen's things in his drunken hissy fit. @@sawanna508
"Welcome to my favourite place.."
*This is where i keep all the bodies*
Lmaaooo i died!
Maybe she’s colour blind, those red flags are clearly green to her
That is the most savage thing I have heard in a while. Thank you so much hahahaha xD
LMFAOOOOOOOO
bruhh
LMAOOO The saddest thing is that red-green color blind only exists in male XDDDDD
This comment is pure gold
“Maybe he overstepped 10 different boundaries.... BUT BUT BUT he talks like Doctor WHO”
😂😂😂
Now I'm imagining him talking like Peter Capaldi.
To be fair a classy British accent would make me ignore a few boundaries I might say gghhhhlllrrrr......
I said classy not the accent of the guy in the movie lol he sounds like he got a lisp XD
no offense to lisp people :|
Shawnee Seguin yeah. It’s weird how British people have that effect. Just two weeks ago, we were in Florida for two weeks (final day) and we sat down in this outhouse burger joint (nice and modern, lots of customers with families, generally very polite), but the second I picked up a knife and fork to eat, the entire fucking restaurant turned to face me, and as I said “you’ve never seen someone eat before?”, they responded with “ohhh he’s British too”
Cubie Who - lol that’s funny 😄. We Brazilians also like to eat some foods, Americans generally eat with their hand, with a knife and fork like pizza and oversized burguers. We like to keep things neat and clean, eating with your hands is unhygienic and impolite except in rare occasions. I’m pretty sure they would stare at me too.
@@Vely1 I might forgive lots of things if a guy sounds like Peter Capaldi...except for when he dissed Elizabeth Bennet, he crossed a line
I can’t stand this movie. It’s honestly so creepy. What a way to introduce your lead boy by having him in a girl’s dorm while she is naked and in a towel, refusing to leave while she is obviously uncomfortable and flat out asks him to leave. It’s so gross and then the fact that she cheats on her boyfriend for that guy is just accepted?! I lost all sympathy for her when she said Hardin “meant so much more.” I hate cheating and then making it “ok” because “ohhhh I was actually in love with someone else” is messed up. The entire relationship was built on lies from beginning to end and it could’ve been so much better if she had moved on.
I’m a big believer that if someone is willing to cheat on their SO for you, they will be willing to cheat on you when the relationship isn’t “exciting” anymore
I love making lists. here’s a Teen Romance movie checklist:
- Cheesy narration like “Because of him, my life has changed.”
- Average quirky (often shy I’m not like other girls) but hot main character that is pretty boring
- Exotic love interest, usually defined by a cute accent or being a bad/Rebellious boy
- Mean girls usually in groups of three and at least one being ethnically diverse. Basically knock-off Regina George and the plastics.
- High school party/prom being a major plot point
- Love interest is actually pretty controlling and toxic but since they are attractive the main character is still dtf
- Love triangle
- Love interests in the movie have little to no chemistry
- Dramatic raining scene
- “Are you lost, baby girl?”
A recipe for a masterpiece
And a killer Alex Meyers vid
"tHiS iS wHeRe i kEeP aLL tHe boDiEs"
I low-key cackled
lol
I Midkey laughed at that (AUROCORRECT IS A BLESSING)
He was probably going to make Tessa hang herself from some rafters like kid Voldemort did to the pet rabbit of another kid in the orphanage he grew up in.
he doesn’t look bad boy enough to be a bad boy. he looks like he’s on a high school lacrosse team lmao
Gisselle Vazquez omgggg for reallll. My friends made me read the book and then made me watch the movie and they said they didn’t like the portrayal of Hardin in the movie because they made him “soft”🤷♀️
He looks like a brunette version of my little brother. It’s ridiculous, I can’t take this serious.
Lol and his accent sounded fake
postive electron he’s actually British lol
postive electron his accent is very real
I don't think that someone who responds to, "Please leave so I can get dressed," with, "Don't flatter yourself," is the type of person who can be trusted.
Knowing that Hardin is played by the same actor who played young Voldemort, it all makes sense now
They should've made the fanfic: "my mom sold me to one direction"
A Person Omg 😂😂
wait, what?
Or what about My Immortal? 😂
Only fan fic movie I would watch
Which one?
I honestly don’t understand why Hollywood tries romanticizing guys being abusive/controlling... it’s not at all!
Hunter this is fifty shreds of puke territory
It's fifty shreks of get out of my swamp
Unfortunately, biggest reason is: money
I read the book - that was even worse! He treated her like shit and she never minded
Have you read the books? 4 books of him continually manipulating her and fucking with her mind. They end up getting MARRIED and have children together
“wattpad studios” was probably the biggest red flag
" Do you trust me? "
If it was me i would say" no "
the author's husband litterally gave the movie a bad review. Her own husband didn't like the movie
She(the author) didn’t either bcuz they didn’t let her have ANY freedom control
Amiyah Davidson I hated this one loved second one but still found it confusing
Daniel Mazz I didn’t like either 😩😩🤷♀️🤫🤭
Amiyah Davidson I found it confusing this helped me understand story better also sequel amazing but still confusing but loved it compared to this but cast are good on this just boring story
Daniel Mazz u should read the books after u do (if u do) it won’t be confusing AT ALL❤️
you know hollywood ran out of ideas when they start buying fanfictions
They're following the trend after 50 Shades
I’ve read some pretty good fanfics but yeah it seems that only the shittiest ones get made into movies.
so have i, im also a fanfic writer, but they scrape the bottom of the berrel for the most "popular" ones and then butcher them even further (if even possible) since they're attempting to rebrand em
That could never happen, Hollywood is the place every artist goes. They can easily find the best of writers, directors, actors and yet... they don't. They can find 10 Meryl Streeps if they want to.the problem is the decisions are usually made by non creatives.
to be fair i always read such good creative fanfictions that would make 10/10 movies....... idk why only the shittiest gets the spotlight
Life lesson: Never get into a relationship with a guy who broke into your bedroom.
I want to give big props to the Actress Selma Blair(the mom in the movie).
She has multiple sclerosis, and her speech pauses a lot. However, you can’t tell. It’s completely normal acting.
Big props to her.
I want Alex Myers to narrate my life. It would probably prevent me from making stupid mistakes.
Monica underrated comment
i need to retweet this somehow!!
yes omg
Please?
I want Alex to be my Lizzie McGuire cartoon 😹🙌🏼
I'm starting to think Netflix only knows the name Noah
OMG You literally read my mind
Any other Dark fans here?
I CANT
EXACTLY
This is not even based or produce by Netflix it's a cinema movie tho
This movie revolves around the fact that the love interest is a British bad boy.
I love that we, the audience, are low-key being taught about things like "exit strategies" 👏🙌
A Hollywood reporter was talking about After and said, "Come back Twilight, all is forgiven." I CAN'T-
😂😂
You know this actually reminds me of a song from the musical heathers. Meant to be yours
After seeing this twilight is amazing
Jynx Cosplay and 10 years from now they will be saying “come back After Movies😂😘”
Jynx Cosplay I would like your comment but it's at 666 right now. Appreciate the sacrifice :))
Man you can tell it started out as a fanfic, character choices that make no sense, stupid cheesy lines, cheating on your significant others with absolutely no consequences, and within one day the main love interest falls head over heels for some girl who is bland and has the character traits of a piece of bread… man what a world we live in where anything can be a movie
WTF this is just how lose a guy in 10 days mixed with 50 shades written by a pre-teen
Teenage Romance Movies: Where reading a book = having a personality.
Lmaooo if this ain't F A C T S.
Nezziemonster r/imNoTliKeOtHErgiRls
Oof
And of course it started with Wuthering Heights because the creator read twilight and that was the only classic she knew 😂
@@WayneKerrr Wuthering Heights was made in 1847. Or are you talking about the movie?
He always brought her somewhere he could easily kill her tho; the lake, the pool, the bonfire, the roof... tf
That would have been an interesting storyline.
honneyyy . he likes her like ok don't do that with strangers but it's a MOVIE, MOVIE in what language to you understand?
@@edendecan2528 ay don't patronise me, I know it's a movie I just pointed out he always brought her somewhere he could kill her. What's your problem with that? Lol
So many red flags.
Why are you thinking box killing her can’t it just be that they want some quiet place or something my bf took me to places like that too and here we are 6 yrs in a relationship
I cant believe there are many people who actually like this movie and normalize tessa cheating on her boyfriend and hardin messing a girl for a bet 🤷🏻♀️Tessa's boyfriend is kinda cute tho i would go with him than this hardin the bad boy wannabe 🙄
“This Film Makes Twilight Movies Look Like Masterpieces” I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
"Dont flatter yourself I'm not looking" ummm still wouldn't want a strange guy in a room with me while I got dressed. Get over yourself dude.
I wouldn't want a strange guy in my room in any context xD I would be calling the police
Because stalkers with a huge ego is exactly what girls are looking for.
@@bananatiergod If life was an anime
I think the better question is um, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY DORM ROOM?!
Thanks for the dating tip!
I just felt bad for her boyfriend..
When did we start romanticising cheating? Like wtf was that?
Isabelle Vollema exactly
@@meanli8902 any story is based on an idea in the mind. meaning someone has found a way to justify and romanticize it and it happens in life
Nixon Aiko well this isn’t a true story it’s a Harrystyle fan fic
@@meanli8902 That's what alarms me most xD
Omg exactly my friends are all in love with this movie. But i just dont get it
Most of these Wattpad movies always have characters who read a popular classic like wuthering heights or something by Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte because those are the only books the authors of these Wattpad Stories have properly read because it was required for school, and then these lead characters are trying painfully hard to look special. 😂
"King and Queen tattoo on his fingers" OMG LOL
Harry Styles has the author blocked on Twitter that should tell you something lmaoo
Really?😂
Ahahahahaha😂😂
Whooooo really? I didn't know that. But those "books" are fucking horrible! I can't believe they make it a movie🤦♀️
Natalia Arce nah. The book is ok. It’s better than this shit
@@ngweso The books are horrible just like the movie, I couldn't finish the first book.
*This is just another movie where girl is so "good and innocent" and he's the "bad guy" who hoes around until he meets her and he changes. Cheesy asf*
I don't know how she could be so good and innocent by making out with some guy when she still has a boyfriend. God this movie is a trainwreck
This movie is all over the place but it’s not bad
No.... no it is
@@Hannah-is3oh its enjoyably bad I'm waiting for the sequel
Literally every single Wattpad story ever
Hardin: You don’t ever have to cover up, not for me
Alex: what does that even mean
Me: there is not a singleee Wattpad book I have ever read that doesn’t have this line
But.....what does it means though?😅
Is it just me or does he kind of ruin her innocence even after understanding she isnt ready. Yes she thinks she is but hard man cant just listen to her like that dosent he know what hornyness is. He could have atleast admitted to it.
It's so weird that EVERY freaking Fanfic with Harry the writers write him as this douche bad boy when in reality he's such a nice, polite and charming boy. I don't get it.
“I’m not ashamed to admit I watch a lot of cheesy teen romance movies “
But how do you feel telling people that’s your job?
omg R.I.P. Alex LOL
I mean if my job was watching movies it would be lit 🔥
@@jaymakaveli3634 yes, watching GOOD movies not this young adult disaster
Holy shit you fucking killed him dude! XD
😂😂😂😂😂
I hate how it romanticized toxic relationships and the books are 100x worse
Yes, the books are sooo bad!
THANK YOU. I know someone that is obsessed with the books purely because it started off as a Harry Styles fan fiction. She refuses to see anything wrong with these books. Things that immediately seem fucked to me:
Hardin accepting that dare
A guy trying to rape Tessa because of what Hardin did to his sister years ago
Stefanie helping the guy try to rape Tessa
The entire relationship with Zedd
Hardin’s tendency to break shit when it all gets too much
Trying to write off his abusive personality by explaining that he “has a troubled past.”
These books should not have been made into movies. They should not be recommended to young, impressionable teens that (unfortunately), will see this behavior on TV and in the media and think “yeah, this is how a relationship should be.”
Oh my god, finally I found someone who realizes how terrible the books the are. It's so terribly written. Like I tried reading it 3times and Everytime I gave up before the halfway point. Uhhhh. Just terrible.
@@samanthaanne3978 His troubled past does not at all excuse his behavior. It's only a reason why.
I've read a long ass book with like 75+ chapters and a sequel with 90+ chapters which basically revolved in the couple breaking up and making up, worst decision, to finish both books
I can tell this is a wattpad story because I swear I've read this same exact story . . . Like 30 times with different fandoms.
Harden makes Joe from You look like a saint
You know I like Wattpad and all but um there are some stories you just leave on Wattpad-
Took the words right out of my mouth!
And there some stories that should be removed from the surface of earth so that no one will have to suffer. After being one prime example 😂😂😂
Like this one. Not a lot of us wanted the book to be made into a movie
But, 10 million copies sold.. so....
I think the world is doomed?
Mina Cheyo it is.... PACK YOUR THINGS THIS IS HAPPENING
What was the point of her boyfriend back home??? Just to romanticize cheating?? yea ok movie sure seems like a great idea
It was a wattpad story about Harry styles. Sooo..it was either written by a 14 year old angsty girl woth low self esteem..or a 30 year old single woman.
She has a boyfriend because at both those ages girls want to be wanted. And having multiple people in love with you is fullfilling that fantasy.
Cheating in a book/movie 1) generates drama 2) shows that the chosen one is SOOOOO amazing, he/she overrides the connection to everyone else. It's not just "wow, you're cute, let's date, it's "wow, you're so amazing, I will dump my long-term relationship just for a chance to be with you" And yes, it's all nonsense. Cheating is not cute. It causes real pain, and it shows a lack of character.
@@Andreamom001 valid observation
cheap and easy drama i guess
In theory it could show like what’s keeping her , her old self and what’s holding her back and Hardin represents her future. It could have represented that and they could have explored that more but anything meaningful went right over the writers head and she just wanted a book about sex.
2:28 "THE KIDS PARENTS NAMED HIM AFTER A POKEMON MOVE??"
My thoughts EXACTLY. WTF kind of name is Hardin?!
Re: Wuthering Heights, and thus presumably Heathcliff "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same" That could have prompted the "Big ol' red flag" animation (which of course does will show up later). Heathcliff was a psychopath - run, girl, and don't look back!
Her boyfriend went all the way to her college to bond and she cheats on him... That same day... Y'all can't talk about men no more if this is your fantasy 😂
Women don’t know what they want any more than men do. You could hear a woman talk about the perfect guy and then that perfect guy could literally fall at her feet and she wouldn’t look twice at him.
Let's be honest who wouldn't for a guy with "Hard" in his name?
Love that all this does is promote unhealthy toxic relationships and that cheating is fine if they are hot.
i dunno Um ok. That’s not what I said at all.
No, cheating main characters usually make our stomachs hurt even if we're actually NOT that person. Any time, I'm reading the same book or watching the same show as a friend and the person who we are supposed to relate with cheats, I always complain about how I get second hand guilt and cringe and my friends (who are girls) agree. I'm a girl btw. We are not the ones with all the songs bragging about cheating
Twilight: is the dumbest teenage movie ever
After: hOld mY beeR
Always beer.....why not something stronger like Wine, tequila.......Pepsi or Coke.
@@TheKpa11 I know right xD
*british accent* beear
I'm watching twilight as we speak so i can talk shit about it
I live for this comment :))
Honestly I really liked how this movie advocates for colour blindness. Tessa’s struggles with it are shown really well
11:05 well that aged well, didn't it? 😂
British guys randomly showing up in peoples bed room is a wattpad epidemic
yeah this dude def doesn;t listen to the Ramones either
It's in almost every wattpad story 😂😂
**teleports behind you**
"Cup of tea madam?"
WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER ON WATTPAD?! WHATS A KILLJOY AND WHY IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING TO THEM?!
*moves back to AO3 and FFnet* 💀💀💀
"After is the dumbest movie I've ever seen"
Me:"OKAY I BELIEVE YOU"
Yes, this is the third video review I've seen on this movie, and I already know what it's about without ACTUALLY having to view a single frame of it myself!😅
@@trinaq same
I feel like every movie or show he reviews is dumb, and I love listening to him make fun of it!
Don't worry everybody knows
"Can you please give me your summon?"
"This is where I keep all the bodies"😭😭😭😭😭😭
This movie puts the TOXIC
in Toxic Relationship
A college student who actually, dare I say it, _READS?!_
*wOw, ThEy’Re SoOooO diFfeReNt!!!*
😂😂😂
_I'm not like other girls, uwu._
Nova M. Damn right
I'm not like other girls 😚 I don't read all all they're all like smart I'm dumb
I feel like the movie is like:
Girl: **puts hand on hot stove**
**stove burns her**
**she understands that she shouldn't touch stove**
Girl: **puts hand on hot stove again because lol**
νīχëñ that because lol mae me laugh
I feel like a lot of these teen movies are like that
@@simonj3413 Ikr
She put her hand back on the stove because its *HOT*
I'm very sorry
@@Sarah-cp4lp You *should* be...
(Jk, that's actually quite funny)
Her refusing that kiss was the ONLY smart decision she made in these movies
I feel bad for the actors who had to play the characters lmao. That book is so stupid and it's full of sex and an unhealthy relationship. And people are still reading and watching after. I just don't understand why.
It’s weird that... he was supposed to be Harry....Styles...
Sophia Espenida ehhhhhh
I read the original fanfiction on wattpad in like 2014, and it’s honestly so weird that they managed to make the movie like 20x more cringey than it was before. The movie seems like it happens in a span of three days and all they do is just stare at each other to the point that it makes anyone watching very uncomfortable lol
Rosalie Kucerova
Omg xD
Rosalie Kucerova I am confused I thought this was based on the novels I-
j e s s well that’s what they say, but the author started posting After on wattpad - ironically her username was ‘imaginator1D’ or something lol
Movie logic: British guys appearing anywhere at anytime
Are all Britsh guys stalkers?
@@Seadog7981 yep
Lucifer
it’s even worse in england holy shit
*fanfiction logic
the way alex shows red flags is so perfect
I'm so relieved you posted this, I feel like this was meant to be seen by many💀
In the books the actual dare was to take Tessa's virginity 🤦🤦🤦 not make her fall in love with him. Which is bigger red flag
Wait untile the seconde movie.... Oh help 🤣
It’s a better plot line tho. Think of where the story would’ve gone
AND he kept the blanket that had her... um, blood on it as proof 😳 yikes
Plus, with the money he made from winning the bet, he CHANGED THE COLOR OF HER CAR. "lOoK aT mE tAkInG cArE oF mY gIrL"
See? Five better writers than the originals right here. See how easy that was?
Finally I can use "still a better love story than after". This is worse than twilight.
Andy Warner omg this comment is epic!! 😂😂😂
True
In comparison to this, twilight should have won all the fucking oscars.
Naw twilight is worse
And twilight is bad 😂😂
HOW COULD SHE REACT SO CALMLY AFTER FINDING A RANDOM STRANGER JUST SITTING ON HER BED, miss flagpole even said “please leave” with no emotion😭
me : sees the after movie thumbnail
*record scratch*
I SAW THAT..
"This makes the Twilight movies look like masterpieces."
Those are not words to be said lightly, friend...
But sadly, they're true
Time?
Theodore Pinnock but a person said this somewhere else, become a thing now🤷🏻♀️
Way better yes, masterpiece.. Eh
Nerd In The Works Not All Based On Twilight , There Are So Many Lines From 50 Shades Movies Also! The Writer Is A Copy Cat Mostly🤷🏻♀️
Boy: *cheats*
“HOW COULD YOU? YOU DISGUSTING A-HOLE”
Girl: *cheats*
“Awww, it was for love!”
Just a Hufflepuff I’m a hufflepuff too!😁
@@omniomelet1472 same
Lily Belle slytherin here
simp A R M Y 👾
@Sirine Georges élève same
The actor playing Hardin just cannot act. Its painful
This is my first of your videos I have watched. Only just stumbled upon your page. Hilarious and terribly well done. Thanks
As a British guy i can confirm we appear out of nowhere.
so that's what you were doing in my room last night
ps sorry about the kick to the nads
My great great grandfather said the same thing about the Brits (he’s from Africa)
@@DAAR53 your grandfather isn't wrong. My grandmother (she's Indian) told me the same thing.
As someone from a former British colony, I can confirm.
aRe yOu loST bAbY Gorl
At least her parents didn't sell her to him as a slave, which is a VERRYYY common concept for Wattpad stories 🤦
Edit: Awe, thanks for the likes, babes. Good to know I'm not the only one whose been scarred by the Alpha-dominant, Harry Styles-slave-consumed world of wattpad. 😉
Wow, these comments are making me glad I left Wattpad years ago xDD
Probably from teens that read, watch, or play too many otome games and reverse harems.
Glad I am on CHYOA instead. The worst thing on there is futa...
Edit: hearing that its common on Wattpad, I should make a story showing how its done. Most likely I won't, it is Wattpad after all.
wat
TF.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most unrealistic thing is the darn UK flag who puts a UK flag in their room what? (I live in the UK. I am British)
Ive read enough wattpad to know exactly that this is a wattpad story.
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, *good on you for having self-respect.”*
This guy, has to be voted as president.
I mean... the bar is pretty low at this point so anything is possible.
Just don't draw fake hurricane maps... lol