If you know this employee, let him know he needs to turn himself in to Jacksimus Meridius Maximus for letting his cell phone get the best of him in the performance of his duties.
Hopefully that "employee" pays for for the shrinkage since it was on their watch when this happened. Can you imagine if they actually had that policy, this probably was his first loss in months. Lol
@@grittykitty8005 I swear to Christ, nearly EVERY time I get in line at a gas station, there's a lottery player ahead of me. Never fails. I just wanna pay for my gas!!!
My grandma had passed away about a month ago. She was a cashier for 24 years at a BP and I was a night shift manger for a truck stop. We used to watch this a lot to laught at for a couple years. Thank you GSE for the memories.
Almost as bad as these creeps that stand at the register beside you and think they are gonna pick up the hot cashier that's just trying to work but are to nice to tell the weirdo to piss off.
If you were going to upgrade anything, I would say to upgrade the audio behind the counter and an upgraded camera behind the counter to match all the other great video images you are getting inside the store. Keep going! You have a great channel!!
@WITE FOX ahh the typical selfish “anti masker” LOL so stupid and inconsiderate. People like you are a big reason why this whole thing has gotten so bad
@@yaboyreege7158 That mask is not stopping a virus that has already become endemic. You could as easily render the flu extinct with masks as you can covid.
I fucking LOVE everything about this channel, from the fast forwarding gobble noise, to thieves always dropping BIG old deuces, to the SHE GONE! Don't ever change man! I hate to say this, but I no lie kinda wish more people were CAUGHT steeling, with the merchandise returned right then and there in a safe and sellable manner. I need more content LoL.
what the hell is wrong with people? I can't imagine going in a store and saying "I like this. I want this. I'm just going to steal this." It's just ignorant as hell.
I work at a gas station, but we can't confront thievery which drives me nuts. I can literally see someone stealing, but the most I can do is write down descriptions and times. I wish we could do what you all do. I know how it is working with the General public
Personally, I used to love the 'counter scratchers' when I was a clerk. I'd often see them scratch 3 or 4 losers in a row then leave. I'd buy the next ticket or three and it would nearly always be a $2, $5, or $10 winner. Biggest one I got that way was $150. Got a few $50s too
Different kind of people man. Must get some kind of rush from the theft no matter how stupid. Risk your freedom for $1.75 with $30/$40 in your pocket. Genius.
@@R3VO7UTION They're called work boots. Construction boots. Timberland is a brand name. Every work boot isn't a Timberland. Every sneaker isn't a Nike.
Wow he has all that money to gamble with any steals like a two dollar item. He must not be too bright he’d have better odds if he went to his local casino and put $25 down on the pass line and roll the dice
you have an amazing, comedic voice that works perfectly for these videos. I assumed it was someone else narrating these videos. I was shocked that it was actually you. I would recommend you do something in radio or announcing because your voice would be very desirable for certain events and shows
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If you know this employee, let him know he needs to turn himself in to Jacksimus Meridius Maximus for letting his cell phone get the best of him in the performance of his duties.
lol, that one customer who trashed the store, Jack would have thrown her through his own WINDOW!!!!
Hopefully that "employee" pays for for the shrinkage since it was on their watch when this happened. Can you imagine if they actually had that policy, this probably was his first loss in months. Lol
Jackmerrius*
@@send2739 no
lol i aggree lol
This is why I hate being in line behind lottery players. Nothing is ever quick for them.
It could be done much faster, but the typical player is not usually equipped with the level of functioning necessary to do it.
Except losing. They all lose at the same speed. Very fast.
You took the words off my keyboard ! Went through this BS yesterday
@@grittykitty8005 I swear to Christ, nearly EVERY time I get in line at a gas station, there's a lottery player ahead of me. Never fails. I just wanna pay for my gas!!!
except the idea of getting rich quick from the lottery.
My grandma had passed away about a month ago. She was a cashier for 24 years at a BP and I was a night shift manger for a truck stop. We used to watch this a lot to laught at for a couple years. Thank you GSE for the memories.
Rest in peace and bless her. She has good humour 😌
Sorry about your Grandma, may she rest in peace.
sounds like you had an awesome grandma bro. most people barely know their grandparents, those of us who did are better for having done so
RIP Grandma! 🙏🏽
Rest In Peace and may god bless her she will protect you in heaven
Getting stuck behind a lottery player at a gas station is a nightmare
Yeeeeeeeees
It’s like those cocksuckers are making the transaction of the century
They take FOR-FREAKING-EVER!
I have left without buying anything standing behind them
@mike stone time to start doing this on the regular
Why this guy didn't at least glance at those freshly, daily made sandwiches is totally BEYOND me!!
1/4pound of meat and a slice of cheese. Mmm
@@Nekowasu Actually THREE slices of cheese if I'm not mistaken.
@@M1sterMath STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY LOL
$5?! What a deal!
Or any of those delicious beverages lol
So he's perfectly capable of pissing his money away on lottery tickets but can't bring himself to buying 2 dollars worth of candy...
He sure seems to be a committed gambler. I bought a lottery ticket for an $80 million (Australian dollars) draw the other day. First ticket in years.
He steals his paycheck from the government anyway
@@homerfry9234 LMAO I was gonna go in that direction but now I dont have to. Thanks bud!!
@@PistolPete1251 Who?
@@PistolPete1251 No! I didn't win! Just saying I bought a ticket.
The "She gone" never gets old!
Also the fast forwarding sound effect is a classic for me. 😂
@Ready Joe shut up. copy and pasting the same stuff doesn’t get you anywhere
@@PomsNTomsMom92 Fast Forwarding gets me every time lmaoooo
All the items in the store that are male: **TRIGGERED**
Maybe when he hits the jackpot he will start paying for stuff
heh as if he would use his fortune to pay such pittance.
Unlikely.
Nah, gotta act broke to stay rich
Got that right 🤣🤣
Nope
This guy spent 10+ minutes in the station... I don't think I've ever spent more than like 3 lol
nothing draws attention to yourself like loitering in the store
He’s in no hurry to get anywhere. Ever.
Could have started to charge him rent.
That is a long time to spend in a gas station
Almost as bad as these creeps that stand at the register beside you and think they are gonna pick up the hot cashier that's just trying to work but are to nice to tell the weirdo to piss off.
I like how he’s so honest like he says he’s being an idiot watching his phone
first time watching these? He's always like that lmao
@@DzekoVelez I mean I got here from sniper wolf
He was ‘ doinking around “ on his phone 😂😂😂
Being honest with yourself is the greatest form of honesty.
Lol right
Technically he won the lotto… he’s forever a winner on the wall of shame at GSE 🤣 lalalallalalallalalallalallalallalalalla
Omg never thought this crossover would happen 😭 love your content Dustin!!!
Boxers suck
No texting and driving
at least smt he can be proud of :D
1:15
Coat that big in the summer means only one thing….. lol
Illness
I'm so disappointed when they don't get caught ! ! !
Not me as long as they are nowhere near me.
i think its super satisfying personally like hell yeah dude got emmmmm
the fast forward noise sounds like a turkey watching a horror movie
This was too accurate
😁👌
I drop everything I'm doing just to watch these videos.... its high priority....
Same here man
Agree
Absolutely
Word
Try being original with your comment
You should put a wall of shame behind the counter with mugshots of every person you caught stealing
They don’t have enough wallspace
They do that at a store near me. On the outside glass. Looks ghetto but funny nonetheless
They do that at this truckstop are used to go to they had a picture of a guy taking a shit in the trashcan in the janitor closet
@@joejoerobinson8724 pure comedy gold
Its a gas station not a castle
I can't believe he left without even one sandwich----a quarter lb of meat in each one, made fresh daily
And three slices of cheese.
@@jimiknowsbest5099 Thank you Jim
If you were going to upgrade anything, I would say to upgrade the audio behind the counter and an upgraded camera behind the counter to match all the other great video images you are getting inside the store. Keep going! You have a great channel!!
We need some 4K content ASAP lol
Good advice Chris. Congrats on almost 1 mil.
I bet he has high quality audio/video camera behind counter to count bills, this old camera is just a distraction for employees
I don’t think he owns that station anymore I think these are older videos that he’s got
@@ericcartman2149 Good for him, nothing worse then owning an active business, I know how hard it is to run it & how much stress it brings
Dude literally spent money on lotto but cannot buy 75 cents wholesale worth of food. just sad.
Priorities amiright…?
He needs to win from the lotto first otherwise how will he be rich and pay for his food ?
Food? That's not food, it's mostly chemicals.
🤪 L I T E R A L L Y 🤪
Right 😂 such a idiot
when people pull down their mask to talk lmfao
Or when they cough lol
I have to do it sometimes to show I'm smiling cuz younger people take every word negatively
@WITE FOX you know what I'm sayin
@WITE FOX ahh the typical selfish “anti masker” LOL so stupid and inconsiderate. People like you are a big reason why this whole thing has gotten so bad
@@yaboyreege7158 That mask is not stopping a virus that has already become endemic. You could as easily render the flu extinct with masks as you can covid.
I think this guy has a gambling and theft addiction.
they have no problem profiting from his gambling addiction only when he steals a dollar from them after giving them way more
How are they supposed to know he has a problem? And how is it the cashier's problem?
The trouser pull, the giant deuce, the pocket and the camera glance. What a Chad!
4:02 he got away with way more than you noticed. That teleportation trick he did was extremely unexpected. He moved almost at the speed of light! 😂
I fucking LOVE everything about this channel, from the fast forwarding gobble noise, to thieves always dropping BIG old deuces, to the SHE GONE! Don't ever change man! I hate to say this, but I no lie kinda wish more people were CAUGHT steeling, with the merchandise returned right then and there in a safe and sellable manner. I need more content LoL.
what the hell is wrong with people? I can't imagine going in a store and saying "I like this. I want this. I'm just going to steal this." It's just ignorant as hell.
Even if you could totally get away with it? No questions asked
@@shylapollard5165 That's why you should work for a living instead of being a bum.
@@shylapollard5165 There should be a voice inside you telling you not to and listing off the consequences if you choose to be a piece of shit.
0:23 definitely one of the best subtle insults I’ve heard
Mannn how can a man really resist a zebra cake .. they are just to damn good
My thoughts exactly 🎂 🦓
Ikr
Little greasy
Diabetus
Ikr
Loving the new cameras, they're clearer than my vision 🤯
I work at a gas station, but we can't confront thievery which drives me nuts. I can literally see someone stealing, but the most I can do is write down descriptions and times. I wish we could do what you all do. I know how it is working with the General public
What?? Y?!
I hated gas stations. I hated how every man who I rang up asked me if I could have their kids. it's so creepy
@@grungeisdeadd respec++
Best to stay safe. Just tell boss. Call cops. Don't chase anyone
I can't believe this man is such a master loss prevention sleuth, incredible rapper, and speaks perfect fluent Turkey
I hate when the thieves get away without the Gas Station Encounter from that adorable clerk ... that's the best part!
that fast forward "sound effect" still gets me to smile everytime !
lol me too
Nah it was too obnoxious in da video today... usually it’s hilarious
@@duuliboyent4159 I agree. It went a little too long today.
Fast forward=a bunch of roosters on crack
This guy feels like he's a high roller in a casino and the stolen snacks are just the house comping him.
It’s a zebra cake… can you blame him? They’re delicious.
They are fire🔥🔥
One of my favorites.
my dog instantly comes running to watch when the fast forward come on, lol
I work at a gas station and I despise lottery players
When I worked at a gas station I was blessed to work in probably the only convenience store in town not to be cursed with a lottery machine.
I love this guy, because even though he wasn’t watching he still heard the wrappers. On point. LP needs all your senses!
Do you ever actually have anyone turn someone in after watching one of your videos lol?
They should record that
they couldn't if they wanted to the cops, if they even showed up, would probably take an hour to get there then do nothing about it
Personally, I used to love the 'counter scratchers' when I was a clerk. I'd often see them scratch 3 or 4 losers in a row then leave. I'd buy the next ticket or three and it would nearly always be a $2, $5, or $10 winner. Biggest one I got that way was $150. Got a few $50s too
The names he comes up with for the thieves.😂
@@urielsgift7585 My favorite’s “The Cookie Crook.”😂
😂😂😂
@@TyTwoFly I like little red robbing hoodlum the best
lol shit be having me rolling on the floor
You know when that guy wins the Power Ball he’s going to make good on those borrowed items.
@Brad James they can't void the ticket if it was legally purchased.
If someone asked me to buy them a Zebra cake, I'd buy them a Zebra cake.
Buy me a zebra cake 🥺
A zebra cake? Hell I'd buy someone a live zebra 🦓
@@dantefreely5850 not u
The fast breathing in-between your rebel cry had me dying, lmfao.
Anyone else watching this while dropping a big fat deuce?
Yup
Yes lol
I love it when a thief needs to take a big fat deuce🤣🤣
Timberland boots 🥾 typically mean trouble or savagery lol
These are the best videos. Can’t stop laughing
The fast-forwarding gets me every time 😂
Guy spends $22 dollars on lotto tickets and can’t afford a couple bucks for candy and a pastry …🙃
How come nobody ever steals one of those delicious sandwiches, made fresh daily with a 1/4 of meat!!? 🤔
There is definitely a video of some one doing it
@@noname-br5lo not enough. All that meat.
I think someone once stole like 5 of them
A quarter pound of meat would weigh them down.
@@cygnustsp yep I seem to remember that one too🤣🤣
The sound affects where on point 🤩🤣
The go in the bathroom everytime!!! Iv literally never used a gas station bathroom in my life.
I always LOL at the fast-forward sound effects.
So “they” are addicted to both shoplifting and lottery. Figures!
Sooooooo which "They" are you referring to because GSE has video of all types and its mostly "Them" (-:
What is this, “they” you are referring? 🙄
“thieves are evolving just backwards”
-a wise man
To be fair the only thieves you catch are bad thieves
True
Dude probably stole those 180 bone timbs too.
I absolutely love the silly tongue sound you do when speeding up the videos 😂😂😂 I crack up every time 😂😂😂
Wow, he stole in front of the MASTER himself and got away with it?!?!
Wonder if this guy has done any time. The Reese's and Zebra cakes are just like orange and striped prison jumpers.
Wonder? Its pretty obvious lol
I’m glad I found this channel! ❤️
Different kind of people man. Must get some kind of rush from the theft no matter how stupid. Risk your freedom for $1.75 with $30/$40 in your pocket. Genius.
you aren't gonna lose your "freedom" for stealing a fuckin bag of m&ms my guy
Whenever you're having a shit day, I hope you think of all the people that you delight! Living for the ⏩ sound 🤗
I laugh every time that I see someone in those work boots. It's like a warning sign around their neck.
Work boots? Why is that a warning?
To think theres people out there like OP that analyze every little thing and think its a sign. He gots boots on! He definitely is a thief!
Theyre called TIMBERLANDS
@@R3VO7UTION They're called work boots. Construction boots. Timberland is a brand name. Every work boot isn't a Timberland. Every sneaker isn't a Nike.
Yup when you look like a criminal generally you are. If they were smart criminals they wouldn't look the part.
Viewer from the Netherlands here. Love it. Love the gas station encounters
Dude, the fast forward sound effects get me every time. 😂
thats gotta be so stressfull to check the cameras on every customer
I was thinking that
I want to visit this legendary gas station
When those tickets win he will be back in to pay for the zebra cake.
I catched a thief at work today. Thanks GSE for the course in stealer catching flash course
Wow he has all that money to gamble with any steals like a two dollar item. He must not be too bright he’d have better odds if he went to his local casino and put $25 down on the pass line and roll the dice
This channel has taught me to never trust anyone because there are so many petty people out there
Oh wow, there are still people stupid enough to steal from THAT gas station. Giddy-up, pups.
My moms been buying lottery tickets for over 20 plus years and the most she’s ever won is like 300$ lol
4 thieves had disliked this video…
Imagine being a grown as man and stealing candy
Couldn’t be me…..
And I’m sure he didn’t acquire this habit recently. Probably stole tons of shit in his life
Hes bml
Your commentary is gold, has my stomach hurting all the time.
you have an amazing, comedic voice that works perfectly for these videos. I assumed it was someone else narrating these videos. I was shocked that it was actually you. I would recommend you do something in radio or announcing because your voice would be very desirable for certain events and shows
Technically: Once the Little Debbie cake is stollen. It's a "hot cake". LOL
Did he get into his $80k SUV to make the get-a-way?
You mean the $80K SUV that he's never made a payment on, right?
@@rebeccahetrick6576 you know that how? Stop 🛑
He knew it. He was scared to confront him. It’s all good.
Lmfao. Love the sound effects of fast forwarding. Omg im in tears
I realise it's unlikely, but I wonder if, in all this time, anyone has ever actually turned themselves in.
I've been curious about that too. Do they turn themselves in or do people recognize them?
scamming from the little debbies rack with the hostess rack right there? smh
Easier to fit in the pocket I guess 🤔🤔
There’s nothing quite like the headache acquired when one listens to that fast forward voice over. My head hurts.
The sound effects are hilarious. 😅
He has good taste.. zebra cake and m&ms is what I’d get
Have you heard about the on going diabetes problem in the country?
Will there ever come a day where these dirtbags take a day off and don't steal from GSE ❓
I love watching your videos : ) Don't stop posting them please
Your turkey calling, kills me every time. Ha ha ha lmao 🤣
He just wanted to be on gas station encounters.
Zebra cakes are sweet AF. Can’t even eat em like i did when I was a kid
The fudge rounds are great too. Wonder why he passed on those
The fast foward sound effect allways gets me. :D
Lol 😆 🤣 love the fast forward sound effect, nice hahaha
My choice is Hostess over little Debbie 😄
Hostess all day, unless there is Entenmanns.
Now that’s upscale.
Blasphemy!
He looks like the type that would loot
Post notifications gaangggg😂 always got tune in to them gas station encounters
The narration is the highlight of every video lmao
He will never win the lottery with all that bad karma from shoplifting.
Ehhh no such thing.
@@bwrpwr- keep telling yourself that. 👍
If only the world worked like that…
@@Ari6lle1nWonderl2nd exactly.
Yo only 80s and 90s kids would get the fast-forwarding sound made by his voice, I'm dying!
I love it too, hilarious
Lmao when you do that noise with your tongue . Too funny
He could prob buy 100 cakes if he didn't play the lottery 😂😂
another _tight_ *GSE* joint!