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  • @redcircleman
    @redcircleman 3 года назад +2612

    There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that every deputy in your local sheriffs office knows this guy’s first name, last name, and date of birth by heart.

    • @OrcyPoo
      @OrcyPoo 3 года назад +70

      @Jack god is not real

    • @trevorlomprey3077
      @trevorlomprey3077 3 года назад +36

      You forgot his social and his parents names

    • @slowjamcdub
      @slowjamcdub 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @slowjamcdub
      @slowjamcdub 2 года назад +36

      @@OrcyPoo yes he is

    • @OrcyPoo
      @OrcyPoo 2 года назад +18

      @@slowjamcdub prove it

  • @mattm6834
    @mattm6834 3 года назад +2298

    He didn't care what he stole, but he wasn't leaving that store without stealing something

  • @marcuspetford1098
    @marcuspetford1098 2 года назад +823

    That was close. A few more precision key strokes and he would have initiated the launch sequence.

    • @QueenJellyBean307
      @QueenJellyBean307 2 года назад +17

      The voices in his head wouldn’t give him the PIN number. They know he steals.

    • @chrisr5909
      @chrisr5909 2 года назад

      He needed the launch codes from the president himself

    • @kyles3334
      @kyles3334 2 года назад

      lmao

    • @Joe-rs7jz
      @Joe-rs7jz 9 месяцев назад

      Lol. We r still at defcon 4 because of this douche😮

    • @enlightenCA
      @enlightenCA 6 месяцев назад

      launch codes ! lol!

  • @qadeerchau2072
    @qadeerchau2072 3 года назад +228

    Him trying to hold up jersey and not being able to do it and then he loses his patience was the funniest thing I have seen in a while ....

    • @lessummers5738
      @lessummers5738 Год назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @nickreid9661
      @nickreid9661 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@lessummers5738 hahaha I got weak when I seen that

  • @BigBurden
    @BigBurden 3 года назад +1246

    Dude was acting like a dubstep DJ on that Bitcoin ATM

    • @gaygemortashed7192
      @gaygemortashed7192 2 года назад +11

      I don’t get what he was actually trying to do, do you?

    • @BigBurden
      @BigBurden 2 года назад +61

      @@gaygemortashed7192 he was hacking the main frame

    • @dorcibara22
      @dorcibara22 2 года назад +3

      @@BigBurden what

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 2 года назад +1

      @@dorcibara22 watch the Neil Breen classic "Fateful Findings" and get educated on the cyber world, you uncultured swine!

    • @baghousetechnician9815
      @baghousetechnician9815 2 года назад +14

      @@dorcibara22 he was hacking the main frame

  • @Kosmicd12
    @Kosmicd12 3 года назад +4606

    Meanwhile he leaves his stuff outside trusting people not to steal it

    • @erniebarguckle
      @erniebarguckle 3 года назад +41

      Haha yeah
      hi mr kosmic

    • @MTGMitch
      @MTGMitch 3 года назад +137

      you could have speedran mario in the time it took him to attempt a bitcoin heist

    • @tasha_111_
      @tasha_111_ 3 года назад +8

      Yeah I noticed that too lol 🤷‍♀️🤔

    • @tuckerking7085
      @tuckerking7085 3 года назад +155

      Nobody wants his stuff, lol thats like stealing shit from a hobo. look at the dude

    • @Noah-ji6yp
      @Noah-ji6yp 3 года назад +89

      Lol nobody wants his stuff. Hes a crackhead hobo

  • @phillipisayev1273
    @phillipisayev1273 3 года назад +296

    It’s so sad what drugs do to people. Completely lost his mind.

    • @joeeastwood3795
      @joeeastwood3795 3 года назад +20

      yea looks like he is having a hard time.

    • @gaygemortashed7192
      @gaygemortashed7192 2 года назад +19

      @@joeeastwood3795 for him it’s a great time..that’s the sad part

    • @trapalotgg8893
      @trapalotgg8893 2 года назад +15

      @@gaygemortashed7192 I mean you don't know that bro, some people use drugs as a coping mechanism, but there is people who just love this type of life style

    • @noided4230
      @noided4230 2 года назад +26

      @@trapalotgg8893 agreed. often by this point, the party is looooong over. it's less recreation and more keeping the withdrawals at bay and feeling "normal"

    • @OhhSlash
      @OhhSlash 2 года назад +2

      cant help but feel bad for the guy

  • @ssingh12us
    @ssingh12us 3 года назад +46

    Good lord Eminem has hit some hard times.

    • @kittyk.klandasions7008
      @kittyk.klandasions7008 3 года назад +1

      Thats Not evan Funny Singh Suki

    • @BobbyP598
      @BobbyP598 2 года назад

      @@kittyk.klandasions7008 god you millennials cant take a joke. Relax for once in your life maybe instead of going to ur safe space and drinking juice box.

    • @jakeackermann9059
      @jakeackermann9059 2 года назад +1

      @Bpom 93, I don't think she was offended by the joke, she was just saying it wasnt funny. And it wasn't.

  • @XDHAIDEN69
    @XDHAIDEN69 3 года назад +879

    this is like the kid at the arcade trying to play games without tokens

    • @__-qt9pe
      @__-qt9pe 3 года назад +28

      yea just press the insert coin button 3 times then click 3 more times then press exchange and then boom you get nothing

    • @Weldor123
      @Weldor123 3 года назад

      Arcade?

    • @BootyClaimer
      @BootyClaimer 3 года назад +1

      Except i actually know a way to play some games without tokens 😂

    • @bluntsmoke9913
      @bluntsmoke9913 3 года назад +4

      @@Weldor123 like David Busters, Peterpiper Pizza, A Walmart toy machine, etc.
      SHE GAWWWN

    • @vG_ImperialxWolf
      @vG_ImperialxWolf 3 года назад +6

      @@bluntsmoke9913 if they dont know what an arcade is they probably too young for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HisDudeness_69
    @HisDudeness_69 3 года назад +1620

    I feel like what was being said is EXACTLY what he was thinking while doing all this 😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +12

      exactly what I said at the same time you did, but i refreshed and saw your comment above mine, ha.

    • @dougroe4042
      @dougroe4042 3 года назад +5

      I’m weak rn😂😂😂😂😭

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 3 года назад +8

      yES IT FITS PERFECTLY xD

    • @louismcg7601
      @louismcg7601 3 года назад +1

      Duh

    • @JoeSki253
      @JoeSki253 3 года назад +7

      A lot of the narrations are very accurate

  • @clarkkent1521
    @clarkkent1521 3 года назад +76

    The heist of the century: a random usb stick.

    • @jameslund221
      @jameslund221 5 месяцев назад

      No shit, big heist 😂

  • @josephfriedrich9792
    @josephfriedrich9792 3 года назад +182

    He actually just installed two card readers and retrieved his USB data skimmer from three weeks ago.

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 года назад +20

      *The mastermind*

    • @Connection-Lost
      @Connection-Lost 3 года назад +34

      Ah yes he skimmed all that ice cream data.

    • @triparadox.c
      @triparadox.c 2 года назад +2

      @@Connection-Lost Gotta skimmed ice cream you know...

    • @baghousetechnician9815
      @baghousetechnician9815 2 года назад +13

      @@triparadox.c he probably check it for skim milk

    • @Stinkman
      @Stinkman 2 года назад +3

      @@baghousetechnician9815 underrated comment ^

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 3 года назад +462

    Buy an ice cream get a free USB discount, that's what FAV Trip is known for.

    • @favtrip
      @favtrip 3 года назад +10

      Nooooo

    • @Unknown92138
      @Unknown92138 3 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @eLeMeNOhPeaQ
      @eLeMeNOhPeaQ 3 года назад +2

      Who doesn't love ice cream and a USB drive?! How long does this promotion last? Asking for a friend.

    • @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630
      @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630 3 года назад +2

      Keep your mask on or you might catch a cold with a 99.9% survival rate

    • @jackkawf4449
      @jackkawf4449 3 года назад

      Well now he has it, so that anytime he needs to remember what flavors they have there he can just plug it in and see the screen for the ice cream with it since that's what the USB was for

  • @tasha_111_
    @tasha_111_ 3 года назад +1140

    These people are a breed of their own... absolutely zero shame for anything lol Him getting so pissed was hilarious 🤣😡

    • @Gazooo29
      @Gazooo29 3 года назад +52

      He’s homeless for a reason

    • @beentheredoneization
      @beentheredoneization 3 года назад +14

      tasha 111 .. Agreed. Beltless boy figures with the ice cream cone for nutritional sustinence and $5 for the USB drive at the trailer park his tweaking binge lives on another day!

    • @beentheredoneization
      @beentheredoneization 3 года назад +32

      @@Gazooo29 Yeah . He needs to stop all that methin' around.

    • @tasha_111_
      @tasha_111_ 3 года назад +4

      @@beentheredoneization 🤣🤣🤣

    • @coleanderson5099
      @coleanderson5099 3 года назад +13

      Meth.

  • @AnAbsurdExistence
    @AnAbsurdExistence 3 года назад +15

    i love how he gets mad that the t shirt won't cover his mouth and nose 😂😂

  • @Dontaskmeit
    @Dontaskmeit 3 года назад +11

    It looks like he was about to throw hands with his jersey at the ice cream machine 😂😂😂

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 3 года назад +336

    The question, "What am I doing?" has not crossed this guys mind for well over a decade.

    • @tbiz8459
      @tbiz8459 3 года назад +8

      What happened to the thieves that always come in and drop a deuce before they begin stealing?

    • @Annihilatedd
      @Annihilatedd 2 года назад +3

      💀

  • @MeeZyStudioZ
    @MeeZyStudioZ 3 года назад +1955

    Plot twist: He bought some Bitcoins in 2009 and forgot his login information...

    • @TrashBagB
      @TrashBagB 3 года назад +81

      I have two wallets I can't get into smh

    • @MeeZyStudioZ
      @MeeZyStudioZ 3 года назад +23

      @@TrashBagB 😮

    • @TrashBagB
      @TrashBagB 3 года назад +44

      Nothing major thankfully but 28% and 21% of a coin is worth more than my car is right now lol

    • @red1inerr113
      @red1inerr113 3 года назад +14

      and now hes a broke meth head

    • @BlueTJLP
      @BlueTJLP 3 года назад +2

      Could you already exchange them in 2009? Or just mine them at that point in time?

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 года назад +8

    I absolutely love the hissy fit he is having about keeping the shirt above his nose

  • @GeLLee
    @GeLLee 3 года назад +3

    1:17 when you lied about everything in your resume and you got hired.

  • @moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9
    @moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9 3 года назад +567

    I'm more hypnotized by them having a self service ice cream cone machine

    • @psycho3062
      @psycho3062 3 года назад +42

      right?? i wish gas stations around me had that

    • @kianbarrett1042
      @kianbarrett1042 3 года назад +5

      My circle k has one

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 3 года назад +32

      .....my only hope is that the cones are individually wrapped. What's the point of wearing a mask when you're eating bum-cream cones

    • @mike93eh
      @mike93eh 3 года назад +8

      They even have fresh vegetables lol

    • @ihavecomputer10
      @ihavecomputer10 3 года назад +33

      Any store that has sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat and three slices of cheese made fresh daily has a self serve ice cream machine. it just comes with the territory.

  • @kyle-mb1ij
    @kyle-mb1ij 3 года назад +924

    This guy trying to cover his face with the jersey is the funniest thing ive ever seen

    • @TCMixes
      @TCMixes 3 года назад +39

      The logic to them having him do that simply isn’t there whatsoever.

    • @richardbaker_0086
      @richardbaker_0086 3 года назад +16

      @@TCMixes pure insanity

    • @feelingfriskyx560
      @feelingfriskyx560 3 года назад +2

      Is it really

    • @philipmclaughlin9636
      @philipmclaughlin9636 2 года назад +2

      @Terry Winter So are red lights and Stop Signs but we have to stop anyway

    • @magavelli3199
      @magavelli3199 2 года назад +4

      Hes definatly on the spectrum... lol

  • @josephruiz82
    @josephruiz82 2 года назад +7

    I laughed so hard at this video! They are usually hilarious but, this guy was perfect!

  • @TheKannibalistic
    @TheKannibalistic 10 месяцев назад +5

    The *craziest* thing about this whole sequence is that he's too stupid to realize that for the cashier to realize he wasn't wearing his "mask" from around the corner means that he's literally being watched on camera lol

  • @txterbug
    @txterbug 3 года назад +1289

    It’s hard to believe people are LIVING like this bro!!!!

    • @DaRealKing303
      @DaRealKing303 3 года назад +211

      Yeah, not easy. Pretty sad really. I'm sure hes addicted to meth.

    • @Gen10civic
      @Gen10civic 3 года назад +48

      It’s must be hell to even work at that gas station

    • @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure
      @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure 3 года назад +3

      @Nation Original 68 lmao 👏

    • @morsecode4036
      @morsecode4036 3 года назад +50

      IKR! It's insane that so many obey the bs and wear masks that don't prevent airborne illnesses. 🐑🐑🐑🐑

    • @jasonhollis5916
      @jasonhollis5916 3 года назад +9

      @Nation Original 68 just like yourself

  • @dzhouse.
    @dzhouse. 3 года назад +1404

    It's funny because in his head this whole situation was a serious one. Nothing funny about it for him 😂

  • @tent8363
    @tent8363 3 года назад

    Was having a bad day....ur comments are so funny...made me feel alot better...luv all ur videos...

  • @GrimbeL
    @GrimbeL 2 года назад +1

    amazing voiceover xDD awesome i love u man its always you doing these

  • @bddb9239
    @bddb9239 3 года назад +254

    "If you know this thief..." I'm pretty confident that thief doesnt even know who he is.

  • @AustinKorte
    @AustinKorte 3 года назад +537

    Imagine being so far gone you think you can hack an atm.

    • @pistolschlapper
      @pistolschlapper 3 года назад +53

      if he didn't have to hold his dam shirt up i think he was nearly there

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @herpderp3131
      @herpderp3131 3 года назад +1

      LUL

    • @truenaturestormers2525
      @truenaturestormers2525 3 года назад +8

      Must have been on a long binder. Sad really.

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 3 года назад +8

      @@user-bx6sj3vn3o It's wild that he tried to "improvise" hacking the ATM and the Bitcoin machine. Tina does that to the mind.

  • @user-sb6df5mf3m
    @user-sb6df5mf3m 2 года назад +3

    I love his accent and his hilarious narration to the strange and weird thieves. 😂

  • @TheOnlyIncognito
    @TheOnlyIncognito 2 года назад +1

    This is the weirdest most funniest thing I have seen this year

  • @KingTrump2024
    @KingTrump2024 3 года назад +206

    He tweaking hard !!!!!!

    • @cajuncowart
      @cajuncowart 3 года назад +5

      Like DAMNNNN!!

    • @neonite83
      @neonite83 3 года назад +1

      No doubt

    • @cranbell99
      @cranbell99 3 года назад +4

      yeah exactly. this is some crazy level tweaking.

    • @mattelmquist4473
      @mattelmquist4473 3 года назад +9

      you can tell because he sitting there punching in numbers with so much intent like he knows the password lmao.

    • @railexposure6678
      @railexposure6678 3 года назад +1

      Really hard!

  • @Kai-sb9kp
    @Kai-sb9kp 3 года назад +282

    Lmfao the voice over when he got mad😭😂😂

    • @_Chris_SouthwestDetroit
      @_Chris_SouthwestDetroit 3 года назад +1

      Puro chivas? ❤️

    • @_Chris_SouthwestDetroit
      @_Chris_SouthwestDetroit 3 года назад

      Pues Los Pumas son más Chigones

    • @jorgegonzales6316
      @jorgegonzales6316 3 года назад

      Chingue a su madre el América 😉

    • @white-7782
      @white-7782 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that was so funny its like he's a man child

    • @LizDobleaa
      @LizDobleaa 3 года назад

      Chivas lmao? la neta yo no le voy a ninguno pero it's funny seeing Chivas and Club América fans argue 💀

  • @Halieswandebem
    @Halieswandebem 3 года назад

    😂 I feel like all this commentary was legit what this guy was thinking! 🤣 it was so spot on! Lol! 😂

  • @fallonfireblade4404
    @fallonfireblade4404 3 года назад

    I've watched every single GSE video they've uploaded, but this one? I have no idea what I'm even watching 😂

  • @Aomicplane
    @Aomicplane 3 года назад +210

    Him struggling to use his jersey as a mask and then raging had me laughing in tears 😂

    • @res_Sl4tt
      @res_Sl4tt 3 года назад +5

      Same dude I’ve been crying for 15 minutes because of how mad he got

    • @lessummers5738
      @lessummers5738 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @cookdislander4372
      @cookdislander4372 Год назад

      HAhahahaha

    • @patjohnson742
      @patjohnson742 Год назад

      Sick of mask Nazis. They were worthless and a way to control the sheep.

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 3 года назад +1108

    That jersey was just done with him and wasn’t going to cooperate

  • @larsulven4435
    @larsulven4435 3 года назад +2

    This guy reminds me of the guy who came in the store with the blanket on his head.

  • @kristoforf5713
    @kristoforf5713 7 месяцев назад +1

    this was one of my favorite's you've done, so funny!!!🤣

  • @alpha_echo_diDi
    @alpha_echo_diDi 3 года назад +882

    As his lawyer I do believe he paid ,71 cents for the USB drive.

    • @ionymous6733
      @ionymous6733 3 года назад +201

      as the prosecuting attorney I do believe he owes 75 cents for the cone he dropped on the ground

    • @cherylsmith905
      @cherylsmith905 3 года назад +16

      @@ionymous6733 😂😂😂

    • @YouWillNeverKnowMan
      @YouWillNeverKnowMan 3 года назад +17

      lol and double lol

    • @neoguy2809
      @neoguy2809 3 года назад +18

      @@ionymous6733 the jury shall decide his fate

    • @VeepoDota2
      @VeepoDota2 3 года назад +9

      @@ionymous6733 underrated comments here haha

  • @mYTHklm
    @mYTHklm 3 года назад +198

    Wow, this was a KGB agent retrieving a USB drop with National Secrets.

  • @shenaniganswithles8051
    @shenaniganswithles8051 3 года назад +1

    I've watched boat loads of these because they r hilarious but this is my absolute favorite idk y but this guy made me laugh so hard I watch this all the time

  • @dewitubeX1
    @dewitubeX1 3 года назад

    great video and wow dude your accuracy on the numbers he pressed on the screen was on point. now the USB drive swipe guy looked like he was working hard for his money. too bad he couldn't get paid for his hard labor.

  • @BennyTygohome
    @BennyTygohome 3 года назад +175

    Seeing him working that touch screen fascinating

    • @ClassicGamer9044
      @ClassicGamer9044 3 года назад +1

      You an interesting profile picture right there

    • @Nameonly67
      @Nameonly67 3 года назад +14

      Definitely tweaker experience on them screens

    • @matthewhoover6154
      @matthewhoover6154 3 года назад +6

      I didn't know what this was, he thinks there's a secret cheat code for money?

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 3 года назад +15

      his arms were all tangled up trying to use the right machine with left hand and left machine with right hand

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 3 года назад +6

      Like a tweaker from 1930 just discovered touch screens for the first time.

  • @codyjames8424
    @codyjames8424 3 года назад +458

    Plot twist: This was actually the ransomware attack the pipeline

  • @Mrtnz17
    @Mrtnz17 2 года назад

    Since I watched these videos , I feel like I’m being watched every time I walk into a gas station lmao

  • @FadedPolo_
    @FadedPolo_ 3 года назад

    you shoulda put the laser eyes on him at the end lol priceless

  • @socalhkyfan
    @socalhkyfan 3 года назад +295

    This is why you should always wash your hands after using atms, or after doing anything in public, really.

    • @thepolitecanadian117
      @thepolitecanadian117 3 года назад +7

      for the win!

    • @brockf5
      @brockf5 3 года назад +22

      Why I go yrs without getting sick

    • @thepolitecanadian117
      @thepolitecanadian117 3 года назад +5

      @@brockf5 im german literally havent been sick in over a decade. the op comment was about how fucking vile humans are not your immune system you dick

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 года назад +4

      And keep your hands away from your face

    • @stonedboxer97
      @stonedboxer97 3 года назад +8

      @@brockf5 not everyone is immune. Shut the fuck up!

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron 3 года назад +239

    "I got two crinkly dollar bills now sit on my nose"
    Been there before. 😂

  • @JMGENTERPRISES
    @JMGENTERPRISES 2 года назад +1

    Love these! They help me pass the time while on my treadmill!

  • @CBG2895
    @CBG2895 2 года назад +1

    This dude was a walking rollercoaster of emotions. lmfao

  • @lifewithLaura1
    @lifewithLaura1 3 года назад +344

    Omg this one was HILARIOUS. Don't do drugs kid 😂

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 3 года назад

      But I need to take it tho

    • @jasonbraun31
      @jasonbraun31 3 года назад +4

      i think he was legit stupid lol drugs dont do that come on

    • @vivimu
      @vivimu 3 года назад +4

      Hilarious? Whats it like to be a low intelligence person that finds humor in such things?

    • @jasonkemp7224
      @jasonkemp7224 3 года назад +15

      @@jasonbraun31 certain drugs will definitely accelerate this level of thinking lmao

    • @KingKarrit
      @KingKarrit 3 года назад

      @@jasonbraun31 spotted the drug addict.

  • @Thatguy101987
    @Thatguy101987 3 года назад +60

    That couldn't have been more than a 2GB flash drive, the only reason he took was out of spite.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 3 года назад +8

      More than like a 256Kb drive, we get those at my place every couple of months for programming the display on like our coffee machine to display the new promotions or change the programming for the oven.. 5$ for a box of 50 of the things or something like that. We use them then toss them.

    • @eltravo2112
      @eltravo2112 3 года назад +8

      Jeebus! I worked at Best Buy from
      94-96 and remember the first 1 GB hard drives by Conner and Western Digital being around 199.00

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 3 года назад

      @@eltravo2112 jesus

    • @jduncan312
      @jduncan312 2 года назад +3

      @@eltravo2112 Damn you old😂

  • @bamdigga
    @bamdigga 2 года назад

    Watching this a year later but been binge watching episodes the last couple days this one has been the funniest I’ve seen so far 😂😂

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 2 года назад +1

    I've watched this one like 30 times, dunno why but its just hilarious.

  • @killingmaster666
    @killingmaster666 3 года назад +65

    You know he doesn't have a damn computer in that bag for that thumb drive

    • @Jollyman432
      @Jollyman432 3 года назад +12

      prolly sold for a pipe hit

    • @Kit_Bear
      @Kit_Bear 3 года назад +1

      Probs a 4 gig. Dealers gonna throw a fit when he see's the size of it.

    • @leonarddobens6070
      @leonarddobens6070 3 года назад +1

      Apple Mac SE, ca. 1985

    • @bobbyswain7049
      @bobbyswain7049 3 года назад

      He ll steal one

    • @kakumbaboy1228
      @kakumbaboy1228 3 года назад +1

      @@Kit_Bear sometimes I wonder how homeless addicts trade items of little worth for drugs

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 3 года назад +171

    Masks and belt sales should skyrocket after this video.

  • @sangramsinghrajvi
    @sangramsinghrajvi 3 года назад +1

    Did anyone noticed not even Jersey but his pants also don't cooperating with him?
    LOL , poor man.
    Btw commentor was top notch, you just got new subscriber.

  • @CrazyTrucker-jp4fx
    @CrazyTrucker-jp4fx 2 года назад

    How do you come up with these narrations you are f****** hilarious😂😂😂

  • @jeffsokol1102
    @jeffsokol1102 3 года назад +20

    This guy Is related to the Blue Blanket Bandit

  • @scottmartin7717
    @scottmartin7717 3 года назад +19

    He's just simultaneously penetration-testing that Bitcoin machine and the ATM with the latest zero-day swipe.Aimlessly exploit. That's some Next Level infosec shit right there

    • @mszuzubookitty4646
      @mszuzubookitty4646 3 года назад +1

      Germy and gross. Just another reason to by pass some machines altogether.

    • @matthewhoover6154
      @matthewhoover6154 3 года назад +7

      He's acting like it's a cheat code for a video game.

    • @MagicPlants
      @MagicPlants 3 года назад

      pen-testing lmaooo

  • @CountryLoRate
    @CountryLoRate 3 года назад

    i love the fact that you guys keep getting your shit taken

  • @MegaHolymoly
    @MegaHolymoly 2 года назад

    This one is probably the best one yet lmao

  • @Jeffro_333
    @Jeffro_333 3 года назад +82

    Definitely nothing in that GIANT bag outside he could use as a mask, must be filled with casserole dishes.

    • @trebot9292266
      @trebot9292266 3 года назад +2

      probably a sleeping bag or bag of garbage tbh.

    • @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure
      @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure 3 года назад +1

      That shirt works the same

    • @jasonhollis5916
      @jasonhollis5916 3 года назад +7

      A mask isn't gonna do shit wtf is it going to do?

    • @SKITTLELA
      @SKITTLELA 3 года назад +14

      @@jasonhollis5916 Impede aerosols. Kinda the entire point of wearing masks to prevent diseases, man.

    • @Handl3sAreStupid
      @Handl3sAreStupid 3 года назад +11

      @@jasonhollis5916 Pandemic has been around for over a year and a half, and this guy still hasn't educated himself on the purpose of a mask...

  • @ricanboy_787pr5
    @ricanboy_787pr5 3 года назад +14

    The fact that he couldn't cover up his face and gets irritated by it is beyond hilarious 😭😂🤣😅😆💀

  • @shrekwes4957
    @shrekwes4957 3 года назад +12

    Does he even have a computer for the drive? Or is he just gonna pull up to the library

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 года назад +1

      He's gonna love seeing that ice cream machine slideshow.

  • @Ryn94lls
    @Ryn94lls Год назад +2

    You actually took the effort the check what numbers he pressed 🤣 😂 hilarious

  • @Snowcube
    @Snowcube 3 года назад +234

    Whenever I feel bad about myself I remind me that people like this exist.

    • @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630
      @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630 3 года назад +15

      Keep your mask on or you might catch a cold with a 99.9% survival rate. Also inject whatever the people on TV tell you to inject.

    • @Yo-ht9sl
      @Yo-ht9sl 3 года назад +1

      Same bro

    • @watermyplants6089
      @watermyplants6089 3 года назад +3

      Damn you set the bar low

    • @Snowcube
      @Snowcube 3 года назад

      @@watermyplants6089 got that right

    • @separateifyoucantrelate.
      @separateifyoucantrelate. 3 года назад +4

      Don’t compare yourself to others sweetheart it’s considered a judgment

  • @jrmc530
    @jrmc530 3 года назад +29

    This hacker is on another level 😂

  • @jailacrawford
    @jailacrawford 2 года назад

    him getting irritated having to hold up his shirt is so funny bruh 😭💀

  • @mcdanky9461
    @mcdanky9461 3 года назад +1

    The narration on this is hilarious 😂

  • @tanman2626
    @tanman2626 3 года назад +281

    Can’t believe he actually took the USB drive off the computer😂😂

    • @csudsuindustries
      @csudsuindustries 3 года назад +34

      A number of tvs support playing a slideshow of photos or play an .avi file. No computer needed.

    • @tuukkarautavalta
      @tuukkarautavalta 3 года назад +12

      @@csudsuindustries did someone ask?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +30

      @@tuukkarautavalta He corrected the incorrect statement. you are mad over facts? did you vote biden?
      thats a tv he took it from, i have the same tv i bought for my vehicle and watch amazon firestick in it.

    • @Gloryboycruz
      @Gloryboycruz 3 года назад +1

      💀

    • @camtheman7266
      @camtheman7266 3 года назад +18

      Probably thinks it has the codes to hack the ATM lol

  • @PatronemeArchive
    @PatronemeArchive 3 года назад +84

    it would have been comedy gold if someone stole his things outside.

  • @nousername7582
    @nousername7582 3 года назад

    I feel like I gotta pull my pants up after watching this n I’m wearing shorts. This man a different breed 😂

  • @jonsnow300
    @jonsnow300 Год назад

    THESE VIDEOS BE ON POINT 😂😂😂

  • @wartlme
    @wartlme 3 года назад +41

    This video needs to be played at schools for young children to watch. That is what happens when you do drugs.

    • @BlaubartMT
      @BlaubartMT 3 года назад

      Young kids might think he's cool, or "woke", or whatever. I mean, look, he just got a free USB flash drive! He's stickin' it to the man!

    • @wilsonguo8642
      @wilsonguo8642 3 года назад +2

      This is what happens when you get addicted* to drugs. There's no harm in safe recreational use and in a controlled environment

    • @jae2482
      @jae2482 3 года назад +4

      @@BlaubartMT lmaooo how would people think he “woke”?

    • @novacomputerss4036
      @novacomputerss4036 3 года назад

      @Xan Der Ok so Percocet is okay for recreation but oxycodone isn't? Like are you familiar with the concept of moderation?

  • @jerryhamer
    @jerryhamer 3 года назад +82

    This has got to be the funniest one yet

    • @SlapShotRegatta22
      @SlapShotRegatta22 3 года назад +5

      1000%

    • @kevinpratt5436
      @kevinpratt5436 3 года назад

      It starts out with: He's looking for spare change at the air machine. Good Lord!

    • @itspasta
      @itspasta 3 года назад +2

      deadass 😂😂

    • @joesmith5159
      @joesmith5159 3 года назад

      most pathetic thing in the video is a store still requiring masks lol

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 года назад

      @@joesmith5159 Also pathetic is how some people get stuck in refusing to wear a mask when going into a small store

  • @Loubaby24-
    @Loubaby24- 2 года назад

    Yo the commentary alone is always funny asf

  • @honestdave
    @honestdave Год назад +1

    Dude's on the radar before he even got to the parking lot.

  • @ListentodaLyrics
    @ListentodaLyrics 3 года назад +181

    “Dad quit methin’ around!” - Walter White Jr.

  • @kellykristinenorton-sanche1001
    @kellykristinenorton-sanche1001 3 года назад +84

    Watching him “hack” the Bitcoin machine was the funniest thing I think I’ve seen by far! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dickrichard626
      @dickrichard626 3 года назад +9

      He tried the soda machine hack on it...

    • @tony9305
      @tony9305 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 года назад +4

      I doubt he knew what Bitcoin was. If anything, he thought the machine was directly related to the ATM.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 3 года назад +2

      He got the hacking skills from a 90s movie

  • @alexisjones1513
    @alexisjones1513 2 года назад

    Yooo the voice over got me so damn weak right now lmfaoooooo

  • @Manwitdamoustache
    @Manwitdamoustache 2 года назад

    This is no doubt a top 5 episode

  • @1992djg
    @1992djg 3 года назад +58

    ahhh yes the tweaker in the wild convinced himself he can hack the ATM and when that obviously fails steals a 5 dollar usb drive he'll pawn for a dollar

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 3 года назад +2

      It's tough out there, gotta pay for his next hit some how

    • @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630
      @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630 3 года назад

      USB drive might be worth a blaster

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 3 года назад

      Not even 5$ those USB drives are dirt cheap, we use them at my work for programing the coffee machine screens every few months with the latest promo and we toss them afterwards. They have like 250Kb capacity, a whole box of 50 might cost 5$

  • @trey1714
    @trey1714 3 года назад +17

    This guy voiceovers are 99.9 percent on point

  • @andys109
    @andys109 3 года назад

    Brilliant narration! Im loving it!

  • @khalifdove7955
    @khalifdove7955 3 года назад

    Wow this is one of the best so far!

  • @AnnihilatingKaos2012
    @AnnihilatingKaos2012 3 года назад +54

    “FavTrip collaborationnnn”

    • @psychedtraveler6611
      @psychedtraveler6611 3 года назад +6

      That's right

    • @white-7782
      @white-7782 3 года назад +3

      I love when they collab

    • @jeffsokol1102
      @jeffsokol1102 3 года назад +2

      Sounds a lot like the “Priceline Negotiator” jingle

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 3 года назад +1

      I just love that jingle.

    • @favtrip
      @favtrip 3 года назад +2

      Music 🎶 to our ears 👂

  • @tallpoppysyndrome9578
    @tallpoppysyndrome9578 3 года назад +193

    Guy hands the icecream to the cashier to scan it.

  • @hurricane420
    @hurricane420 3 года назад

    As always your commentary is golden!

  • @opiumdensRus
    @opiumdensRus 2 года назад

    Love the background voice, its deadon perfect

  • @robyn2344
    @robyn2344 3 года назад +14

    It looked like he was flying "The Starship Enterprise" the way he was using that touch screen 🖖🚀🌌

  • @SuperAgentman007
    @SuperAgentman007 3 года назад +62

    Looks like he’s trying to put in the access administrators code for the ATM machine

    • @nothingnothing1799
      @nothingnothing1799 3 года назад +5

      Unfortunately for him, ATMs are pretty much the single type of device that will never have the default admin code, but even despite that, this would be the wrong way to do that, you would need to find the ATMs ip address and ssh into it, which is a whole different story, you would need in depth knowledge of the system and even then it would be very hard to make it give you money

    • @Xxmeca421xX
      @Xxmeca421xX 3 года назад +25

      He watched a RUclips how to video before he came in.

    • @MeeZyStudioZ
      @MeeZyStudioZ 3 года назад +14

      Its obvious that the meth aliens beamed the information into his head from the mothership... They just had bad intel...

    • @dayday2466
      @dayday2466 3 года назад

      @@nothingnothing1799 virtually impossible. worked for chase doing atm refreshes... the safes in those machines arent networked.

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 года назад

      @@nothingnothing1799 "have the default admin code"? What? LOL. You act like everything had "the" default admin code. Almost nothing even vaguely secure has a default admin password in 2021, and they definitely don't have "the" default code. There's not some magical default code that everything uses, and ATMs are hardly the "single type of device" that doesn't use a default admin password.

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 3 года назад +95

    I guess he thought this was a leave something and take something store…

  • @wisdomveritas6281
    @wisdomveritas6281 2 года назад +1

    The mad libbing to this was hysterical. Haha

  • @phxqwerty
    @phxqwerty 3 года назад +13

    I love that the numbers you say he's pushing are actually the numbers he pushing. That takes talent to see that.

    • @jackbenimblejack1
      @jackbenimblejack1 2 года назад +2

      Kinda of sketchy being able to record people's personal info

  • @girtisholland
    @girtisholland 3 года назад +9

    He was trying to log in with a METHematical Equation.

  • @amyring3865
    @amyring3865 2 года назад

    This is one of the funniest ones I've seen omg 😂😂😭

  • @jmartine
    @jmartine 3 года назад +3

    When I read the title, I thought he was going to put the USB drive in the bottom of the cone and then fill it with ice cream.