Its a life goal of mine, to go to this gas station, and try one of their sandwich's. Made fresh daily, with a quarter pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese! Sounds so good!
Some gas stations post pictures by the counters. But the tv loop is actually a cool/funny idea since posting pictures would take too much wall space lol
@@torchandhammer me too, so much actually, that I check my card b4 I get stuff now to save embarrassment 🤣 Especially since Biden has been phucking with the gas prices l8ly
@Joseph Wallace You don't understand the meaning of "hyperbole." And coming from a "he'd of" sort of illiterate goon, as per your previous comment, most people would think you'd keep your hands to yourself. But no, not you.
I can't help but feel bad for the guy, but he could at least go in there and ask y'all for what's about to expire, instead of stealing. Soup kitchens are also a good alternative to being a thief
@@yokootersmellfunky He has a fucking 2012 nice car bro. I wish I could afford a $15,000 SUV... If you can't afford to eat, then drive a 10 grand car...
Those Marie Calendar products must be crazy expensive at a convenience store. Even Ramen noodles are like triple the price of supermarket prices. But that's the cost of convenience I guess.
He is not taking into account the gas he used in his car to get there for supposedly a small container of milk. I'm sure he thought the theft covered the gas he used. Some people are broke for a reason. Lack of life skills.
It's like they were speaking different languages or something. The thief really struggled to understand English spoken clearly and slowly. I imagine life is hard if you can't even understand people who speak normally.
I hate seeing people go hungry. I would have bought his milk and pot pie for him. I can spare $5 to feed someone who appears that desperately hungry. Sad world we live in.
@@robholloway749hhh you must be a close personal friend of his to have such intimate knowledge of his life, and how various situations throughout his life have affected his work ethic.
It seems that thieves have exquisite taste in food now. 😄 If it was Brandon or his uncle at the counter, they would have made him eat the pie. 🤣🤣🤣 And the clerk's voice done by Brandon sounds so much like Kermit. 🤣🤣🤣
Those are some good pot pies, once you figure out the ideal time to nuke. Not enough time and crust is raw, too much and it's burned, but once you find the magic time it's fantastic. Thanks Marie!
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$.89 decline on your debit card and stealing a pot pie from a gas station. I would say that’s rock bottom
He still has his precious Jordans
😂
@@jamescricketson9464 And a brand new SUV
@@brad5938 yep and a Ralph Lauren hoodie
@@brad5938 That crossover is a pile
Damn, this dude needs a payment plan for $1.89 milk
😂😂😂 lmao
That payment plan provided by the Democratic Communist Party
@@chris6246 Haha yeah it's terrible wanting to see poor people also be able to eat. Who do those Democratic Communists think they are? Jesus?
@@SlovoSanctum authoritarians don’t care about Human needs
@@SlovoSanctum How the hell does this dude chit comment have more likes? Tf
His punishment will be eating that chicken pot pie 😂
dude should have stole some toilet paper too
@Sterling Knight they really are lmao
Sign me up for that punishment too!
@Sterling Knight so are banquet really
I used to eat those a lot as a teenager.
Chicken pot pie. Those are like my 3 favourite things ever, man.
I see whatcha did there 😂😂😂
Lmao that's awesome
and not necessarily in that order ;)
I read that in sleepy Joe bidens voice
🤣. Ok. That was pretty good.
Damn this dude payed 89 cent on a debit card.
My man needed that pot pie.
lol
😂
If he hadn't spent all his money on pot and pies maybe he could afford a pot pie meal.
Everyone with half a dozen credit cards in their wallet with out a a got damn dime in their name.😂
4.00 pot pie
He can get a loaf of GV bread and GV peanut butter.
Its a life goal of mine, to go to this gas station, and try one of their sandwich's. Made fresh daily, with a quarter pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese! Sounds so good!
Mine is to buy a delicious beverage!!
@@bennettdavid8727 They have so many delicious options to choose from!
Yes me too
*Made fresh daily*
“Want me to cancel it so you can try a different card?”
“This one??”
😭😭😭😂🤣 funny as hell. I love this channel
So glad this is a comment 🤣 somebody had to say it
funny name
You should have a wall of shame with all the thieves pictures or a tv screen that just loops 5 second clips of everyone that has stolen lol
Haha would be funny but that would deter other thieves/content I think
THAT IS GREAT HE REALLY SHOULD
That would stop all the thieving and content
Foreal huh shieey
Some gas stations post pictures by the counters. But the tv loop is actually a cool/funny idea since posting pictures would take too much wall space lol
“For the low price of FREE.99!” 😂
It was the five finger discount
Without the 99.
Free fifty-free.
Comment of the year 😂 no question asked
SHE GOONNEEE
"2012 crystal red GMC Acadian" danm bro you don't even get that kind of detail in a murder investigation show lmao
acadia...
@@jedknutson8373 stadium arcadium
He said Acaidia, Its either a GMC Acadia or a Saturn Outlook. It could very well be a chrystal red 2012 Gmc Acaidia
@@carsonac4163 closer look at the taillights and rims it’s obvi a gmc. Saturns didn’t have that type of interior taillight design
Finally someone steals something of value! Those pot pies are 💣
Toilet bombs, yes.
Poverty food
@@davedrust6378 don’t knock someone cause they can’t afford the good stuff dawg their trying they will get there
#1.. the guy is a theif.........
Delicious
It's so hilarious how they act TOO casual when walking around the store!
thats how you do it + buy something to help the act.
Who tf steals a frozen pot pie from a gas station? This guy.
Poor people,i used to think these videos were funny but now its just sad
uhhhh , yep
@@snooo7138 he's not poor he has a 2012 crystal red gmc acadia
@@cameronsams9183 the guy doesn’t have 80 cents on his debit card. This is a poor man who can’t afford a meal.
@@cameronsams9183 doesn't mean shit,im poor and i have a car
Why didn't the thief just leave after stealing the pot pie? He knew damn well those cards would be declined.
I think he thought maybe that first one might have enough.
@@pep590 no, he did it as a whole little show
Math is hard
@@jamescricketson9464 I'm glad some ppl realize it was part of his show
@@jamescricketson9464 why do you think it was part of his show?
I was eating a microwave chicken pot pie while watching this. Man those are tasty.
Yeah those Marie Calenders are absolutely awesome
@@huggleskuishy 👍Mmm-mmm.
Try putting it in the oven
Put it in the oven you animal
Man it sucks not having a wife.
This guys commentary is rock solid hilarious...
He's so funny 🤣😆 I miss these vids
That's the point
Female beverage cooler...
@@Shadowsunsi Gold.
Rock solid hilarious 😂
That bottle of milk was really that guy’s biggest challenge in life, dude would prolly have an easier time breaking into the pentagon lmao
Lol!!!
For real 😂😂😂
60 cents in his account?? Jeez I thought j was struggling.
I've been there.
Been there but I don't go buying junk at the service station or stealing.
@@torchandhammer sorry about that hope your financial situation got better.
@@torchandhammer me too, so much actually, that I check my card b4 I get stuff now to save embarrassment 🤣
Especially since Biden has been phucking with the gas prices l8ly
@@@Thatsright-tr2ks
🤦🏽♂️
Just disappointed the theft didnt occur after the pie was microwaved and then left by an open window to cool.
😆
Lmao underrated
I've been tempted to do that with my own here at home. They allegedly taste better when yoinked from an open window.
It's always disappointing when they don't catch them immediately thereafter.
Yes, I wish the title would have “caught” or “she gone” so we know before watching.
@@mattp1002 Is the stress too much for you? XD
Do they ever get caught is what I wonder..
Would be hysterical if he rang up the pot pie...lol
They usually do and it is
That's all they have to do. They may not even notice lol
How would he pay for it? The loser didn't even have 1 dollar in his bank account.
@Joseph Wallace You don't understand the meaning of "hyperbole." And coming from a "he'd of" sort of illiterate goon, as per your previous comment, most people would think you'd keep your hands to yourself. But no, not you.
Can't the teller just run the scanner all over the thief's body like an airport security to catch all the missed barcodes?
Lol dude attempted 3 payment methods to buy that overpriced bottle of milk.
I think he was hoping for the cashier to just pay the leftover change lol
Yeah the milk was warm and curdled by then.
He was best off getting 99c Arizona tea
@@silentdarkness6260 I’m glad he didn’t. I loved watching him suffer.
bro u gotta catch them more, the reaction when they get caught is the best part hahaha
@@jamesg871 You must be new here
I've unsubbed
This guy couldn't even afford 80 cent milk, let him have the damn pie.
Facts 💯
I can't help but feel bad for the guy, but he could at least go in there and ask y'all for what's about to expire, instead of stealing. Soup kitchens are also a good alternative to being a thief
Soup kitchen? He has a vehicle newer than mine, with gas in it. ~ He is a thief.
We get full credit on returning expired product.
this guy has me confused. no way he can't buy 1.50 milk but has a nice car. they got me confused af
Guys got nicer shoes than me
@@filthycasual8074 the car could be his girlfriend or someone else
That guy was the least slick thief ever.
You clearly haven’t seen the “blue blanket bandit”
he probably doesn’t do it often, honestly looks like he’s picking his dinner because he’s broke or something. kinda sad to me idk
@@yokootersmellfunky He has a fucking 2012 nice car bro. I wish I could afford a $15,000 SUV... If you can't afford to eat, then drive a 10 grand car...
@@shaodynasty1017 doesn't mean it's his.
Or atleast a $14,985 dollar suv so he can afford dinner. Don’t be stoopid.
The amount of electricity this dude wasted opening and closing the coolers, that milk should be like 18 dollars.
Another one who doesn't know the reason for having glass on the freezer/fridge doors.
To him that was the act he needed to pull to look casual
Does it take electricity to open?
This take the place for dumbest comment.
It’s processed junk, but still one of the healthiest things I’ve seen stolen here.
The cameras, size of the store&originality makes this particular gas station's encounters the best
Those pot pies bomb af 😂💀
About all that Marie’s stuff is really good especially for the price. Even when you actually pay.
Yea but you gotta eat 3 or 4 of em!
AND they take forever to cook lol.
Only if your used to eating junk food.
@@soyburglar1878 microwave for awhile first, then put in the oven to brown the crust
Those Marie Calendar products must be crazy expensive at a convenience store. Even Ramen noodles are like triple the price of supermarket prices. But that's the cost of convenience I guess.
That's what I was thinking. They are good tho but not double price.
You have to pay for the one that guy stole also.
$2.85 at my local Walmart market. 😋
@@ronniewilliz153 They are good if you like heart disease and other health problems later in life.
He is not taking into account the gas he used in his car to get there for supposedly a small container of milk. I'm sure he thought the theft covered the gas he used. Some people are broke for a reason. Lack of life skills.
3 debit cards to cover 28 cents.....
Either he was very hungry or he was trying to feed someone. I hope he has better times.
He has a very nice ride for a hungry person.
@@johnsampson6387 could be paying all his income on car payments
@@johnsampson6387 A person's income can change, or it's on finance.
Very thoughtful
@@SLG-jt1rd Should’ve thought of that before leasing/financing something way beyond his paygrade.
Poor guy needs 7 transactions to pay $2, at least he stole real food.
Real unhealthy food.
@@MeneTekelUpharsin anything you get from a gas station is unhealthy
That the gas station has to pay the vendor for...
@@yokootersmellfunky hey sell fruit so...
@@MeneTekelUpharsin yeah, I don’t think people care about health when they have 61¢ on their debit card lmao
3:57 Clerk: "It says you still owe 28 cents"
Thief: That's all that's on there?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like they were speaking different languages or something. The thief really struggled to understand English spoken clearly and slowly. I imagine life is hard if you can't even understand people who speak normally.
@@hotbam37 lmao it's probably the mask and shitty camera audio quality
I hate seeing people go hungry. I would have bought his milk and pot pie for him. I can spare $5 to feed someone who appears that desperately hungry. Sad world we live in.
How embarrassing would it be if your card declines a .68¢ charge 😭😭🤣🤣
I've been there.
@@DevotedDisciple-x When I was really struggling my card declined on a ramen cup and the cashier told me to just take it lol
Hi
@@snacksnake7418 right i find nothing funny bout it.
@@marylandtwisterscheer6135 I agree.
1:21 “uh, whatever this size is” that one got me 😂
This employee needs to be trained in the art of theif catching.
All that time standing idle at the register when he could have been reviewing video on the big screen above the register.
They pick and choose which "ones" to confront...u know...
I think this is the first time I've seen someone open the frozen meal door.
Which explains the $3.99 price...
Y'all sleeping on those pot pies. Marie got it going on.
I wonder what the employees think about the impression of them lol
Lol new guy😂
"No Kitty...That's ma pot pie!!!!!" Eric Cartman ladies and gentlemen.
bad mr. kitty
LOL .
Probably had a banquet pot pie yesterday and just couldn’t resist the top shelf pot pie!
Lol...classic!
Hey now those banquets are only 99c and they aren’t that bad
@@Detholizeand better
@@Detholize Yup for 99 cents not too shabby. Sometimes I take 2 to work.
@@exoticbutters8923 Nobody in the world actually thinks a Banquet pot pie is better than a Marie Callenders pot pie lol.
"The female beverage cooler" this is why I love your documentaries.
Documentaries 🤣
do u mean commentaries? …
Ah yes, Mrs Beverage Cooler
Why only girls and gays are allowed to enjoy beverages that taste good?
It’s safe to say this man has seen better days.
I use to watch these vids all the time now they depress me. Males me thankful for my life. I wish i could help that guy
I agree with you . Instead of everyone making fun of him it’s crazy how people take stuff for granted.
That's what's wrong with him now everybody's help him his whole life he has no work ethic
@@robholloway749hhh you must be a close personal friend of his to have such intimate knowledge of his life, and how various situations throughout his life have affected his work ethic.
I ate one of these for dinner tonight! But mine naturally tasted better cause it was paid for
Don’t they say the best things in life are free? 😂
Well lucky you glad you were able to pay for it!!
Who doesn't like the aroma of United States currency?
I'm stopping by gas station encounters Everytime they have free pot pie day. 😁
So every day then?
Dude is clearly broke, and hungry.
He could have went to Dollar Tree, they also sell frozen dinners.
Drugs. 🙄
:(
Sell the car?
He could've gone to a food bank. Some food banks have to throw food away because not enough people get food.
It seems that thieves have exquisite taste in food now. 😄 If it was Brandon or his uncle at the counter, they would have made him eat the pie. 🤣🤣🤣
And the clerk's voice done by Brandon sounds so much like Kermit. 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the best channels on RUclips I got to give it to you mehn 🤝👏🏼🎬the voices and jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you guys🤞🏽💯❤️
"female beverage cooler" lol! gets me every time
How the holy hell can you tell that a cooler is female?
@@bertvdlast because she says she is and we respect beverage coolers preferred pronouns
I’m new here is that like an inside joke or a story behind that? XD
@@blaze_phoenix3327 It has alcoholic beverages that mainly bought by women, apparently.
@@chad_b why would they do that? Dude people likes jokes lmao
2 USD for a small bottle of milk whos robing who?
farmer's robbing the cow
Mooo
this one is hilarious, the milk dialog is golden!
I love your vocal fast forward sound effect so much, it never gets old for me and I laugh every time.
Gotta admit… I myself might be tempted to commit petty larceny for one of those Marie Callender pot pies…
‘Cause they are so SCRUMPTIOUS!!! 🤗
Some people are so bad at stealing its just plain sad
It is good that they are bad it so they get caught
The commentary is just hilarious. I especially love the vhs fast forward sound effect 😂
The relentless marketing of seemingly the greatest sandwiches ever is what I love.. guy stole 5 sandwiches is my favourite video
The commentary always has me in knots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude didn't have $2.
Let him keep the pie
Hes probably hungry
I’m concerned about how much I look forward to watching these videos and the funny commentary.
Ive seen too many of these videos. When I go in stores now I hear this guys voice narrating my every move.
Your commentary is INSANE! Good job dude!👍
In his defense, Marie Calllender's chicken pot pies are really tasty!
Take the lid off and put the hot filling in a sandwich, the butter melts and it's amazing.
I just had one tonight! Haha
It’s cool how you guys have a female beverage section
I would just ask him if he wouldn't mind bringing in the pot pie because I need to scan it 🤣
The only time I laugh all day is when GSE uploads a new video...please dont stop! 👍
Me: hey Mike how have you been
Mike: stealing potpies and can't pay for my milk
Me: 👀
Genius and hilarious, narration!
LMAO
poor guy.. I'd have just given him the pie after the card declined...
When he done the beep noise for the milk price check 🤣
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
Gotta love the mouth breathers that hold the cooler and freezer doors open for 5 minutes.
I'm so glad he's wearing a mask to protect himself from covid, and definitely not masking his identity. So thoughtful 💕
Even though it’s under his nose 💀💀 hahaha
Noooo, people would never wear a mask to hide their identity...🤔
😂🤦♂
You can’t expose these thieves AND sell a wine called “19 Crimes”
It’s one or the other.
That product fits right in
Exactly!
If you are resorting to stealing a pot pie you probably really needs it.
The commentary on these videos are so good 🤣
Those are some good pot pies, once you figure out the ideal time to nuke. Not enough time and crust is raw, too much and it's burned, but once you find the magic time it's fantastic. Thanks Marie!
"Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot piiiiiieee."
Slow Donnie!
@@jdarms27
I can't hear those words without thinking about Davis Cross and that bit...
The voice overs are great 😂
$1.89 wow.. with .50cents more at my supermarket i get a whole gallon of milk!
Always great when GSE drops another video !
On this occasion I feel a little sorry for him. Granted theft aint the one but my guys clearly down bad
How do you say I'm too lazy to work without saying, I'm too lazy to work.
You guys r the best!
Sad to think that this dude maybe really needed a pot pie. I would of hooked him up if I was there.
Don't microwave those. Cook them in the oven, way better
Your selection is amazing
I always watch this videos and wonder, people don't watch RUclips?😂😂😂 the manager's voice 😂😂
Welcome to America is 2021 when most people can't afford a bottle of milk 😔
Sad life man all I can think is “if this guy can’t afford a 2 dollar pot pie then just look the other way and let the man eat.”
Were those bananas always there?
The "Female Beverage Cooler" gets me every time! 🤣
It's the voice-over for me 🤣🤣
I hope the cashier actually saw him put that in his pocket and purposefully not said anything.
yeah, hes probably going to feed a family with that single marie callender pot pie
Why do you wish that? What's so special about this man?
I feel his pain. I remember when I couldn’t afford a $1.89 milk. I think I was 12 lol
Love your comment,had me laughing so much
Omg.....the milk bit slayed me. "Yeah, I can't find them anywhere." Hahaha
Guy is too old to be stealing Chicken pot pies, he probably qualifies for Senior discounts
There's a word for this guy. I can't quite think of it right now.
I used to call it being retarded but I was told there's a new politically correct way to say it
I.. I hope you aren't referring to the (N) word...
@@kingklebold6474 i hope they are
The word is theif
Slippery rattlesnake
It would have been great if he would have brought the pot pie back in and used y’all’s microwave.