lol, I was wondering why Batman had his old school color scheme with the blue cape/cowl, then I realized he was talking with young Charles, so they were in the past. Nice touch, HISHE.
+Corey Scott Naw, he normally has the more modern color scheme with the solid black cape and cowl. Just compare how he looks in the middle of this video with how he looks at the end.
@@zak-of-all-trades9638 "Hello Jean Grey, my name is-" *Wolverine jumps through a window claws first into Jean's chest* "YOU JUST MURDERED THAT POOR GIRL!" "Listen, professor, I'm from the future and I literally just saved your life. At least five times you died and came back to life because of that girl."
+JG Productions Everyone is saying that, but I honestly think it was the right move. There was not enough time in Apocalypse to give that reveal the kind of emotional impact that would make it satisfying. Hopefully they're saving it for another movie that can give it the attention and time it deserves (and maybe even wanda!)
He is his son. Have you read the comics? or watch the animated series? I did hear that marvel invented a new story for Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, but this is how it was for years. It actually kind of sucks that marvel wants to change it. Probably because they sold the rights to fox, so they do not want them to be related. But that completely ruins the entire story, which is so beautifully heartbreaking. Anyway, that's my humble opinion.
Actually, one thing I liked about "Days of Future Past" was the irony in the fact that Logan, who has holes in his own memory, remembers things that no one else does.
At the point they said goodbye to Quicksilver the movie was only 50 minutes in, not like they could really end it there and the movie was a big success they cant just take the easy way out. The Dark Knight would have ended in 20 minutes had they just shot the Joker in the head, their lives be damned.
Jesse Bowman Every movie with a villain it it would end in 20 minutes if said villain just got shot in the head!! You can act like this movie wasn't amazing though. Quicksilvers departure is just something people like to joke about, not take seriously.
Jade Tippens I loved this movie. I love movies but I also love pointing out little flaws just for the kicks and giggles of it all, like CinemaSins and Screen Junkies. This was by far the best X-Men movie to date.
Because the event happens in the 70s, and sending Logan back in the 60s means that Kitty would have to stand there for 10 f*cking years lol. Their objective is to stop Mystique from killing Trask. To stop that, they have to be there right before it happens, in the 70s. Going back to the 60s can change certain things sure, like prevent Magneto from killing Shaw. But that doesn't guarantee that the Sentinels won't be created. Halfway through DofP, Mystique didn't kill Trask and the Sentinel program is passed anyway.
I think part of the problem (before he was revealed as the leader of the X-Men) was that his cover was basically "smart disabled guy who started a school for smart and/or disabled kids". Getting rid of the "disabled" part would probably make people suspicious, particularly the few (very dangerous) enemies they have that don't already know who Professor X is.
RikoZerame What that guy said. Plus, the X-Men are all about being tragic and misunderstood, and the writers probably don't want to give them any powers that actually make them look really good to regular humans. Because reasons.
This was hilarious. Truly brilliant. The 1970s Batsuit, Superman foreshadowing, Xavier walking by the window. It was all awesome. This is now my favorite HISHEs. Keep up the badassery.
Idk how many times I've brought up how stupid it was that they didn't take Quicksilver after that scene, he was way too OP in this. I've always felt like Singer was just having certain characters in the movie for the hell of it, half of them had no real purpose to the story. Maybe they just wanted to use Quicksilver before Marvel did, makes sense anyway
***** That retcon is cinematic pandering at it's worst. But while Marvel's Quicksilver may be more comic accurate, the question on everyone's lips is will he be a scene-stealer like this one is?
This is the thing about these Shitty X-men movies. They only put in an X-men for "X" amount of time (heh) based on how popular they are or will be soon. Ultron movie gonna use QS? Lets add him in for a few scenes to draw some fans. That is why all the movies except first class (the only good one) revolve around Wolverine, bc he is the most popular X-men, which is fucking irritating as hell bc it's called X-men not Wolverine and friends.
***** well, actually moving with such a great speed is ridiculously unrealistic, they would need to eat always, because they need really really much energy
***** well, reading minds, levitating stadiums and other shit doesn't require that much energy. Sending energy into the future is weird, but if you can put your mind somewhere, it won't be hard to preserve it somewhere. Well, hard, but still it needs much less energy. Portals should require a lot of energy (or even negative energy which is impossible with the use of regular matter, not antimatter). And this way the most ridiculous is making portals, the next one is moving at very high speed
@@thehiddenninja3428 Yeah, but remember at the end of Xmen 3? magneto got hit with the same stuff and his powers were still there in the after credits scene when he was moving the chess pieces. It was a little unclear if it just blocked it for a time or greatly reduced them or what.
Maybe its only me but I enjoy darker hero movies like X men and The Dark Knight (where someone can actually die) more than funnier dumber movies like Avengers or GOTG.
Anybody noticed that Batman's costume in the 70s was the old one? And when they were in our time, the costume changed. Watch 2:38 and then 2:55 . You'll see what I'm talking about.
Of course, the actual reason Quicksilver isn't in the rest of the movie is because his scene was a last minute addition to the film, apparently to spite Marvel. Real mature there Fox.
+Equestrian Idiot: It's not like Sony threw the first stone. Marvel just refuses to release any merchandise for any of the movies Sony owns the rights to. And they've stopped introducing new mutants, have basically stopped including the Fantastic Four in their comics and are now trying to foist the Inhumans on us as a shiny new version of Mutants because they don't want to include anything in the comics that they can't film themselves. So while Sony's only giving Marvel the middle finger, Marvel's giving EVERYONE, including THE READERS, the middle finger.
+Equestrian Idiot That excites me even more about the upcoming X-Men films, if they can do that last minute imagine what a whole movie at that level of awesomeness would look like.
X-1: If they used the '92 Rogue, Magneto's plan wouldn't have worked. X-2: Storm and Iceman could've helped Jean Grey hold the lake back so they could escape (Storm causing winds/ Bobby Freezing the water) X-3: Logan could've used one of the Mutant-Cure guns that were just lying around the battlefield to de-power Jean rather than killing her with his claws.
0:47 the fact that apocalypse reveals that it's actually the other way around (quicksilver is actually the one who knows that they're related and magneto is totally clueless) makes this scene even funnier
+lalakuma9 if by bathroom, you mean gets stabbed when wolverine saw striker and was dying .. sure (the rogue cut is better, but im not sure how rogue absorbed that much of kittys power without killing her)
My friend probably Batman back in the 60's hasn't been speaking that then they changed time (assuming that Time machine movie i think called Almanac or whatever) so after maybe what Logan changed/said in the 60's which completely changed the future (the cause/effect idea) changing probably What batman is now
gentblue Flash has had a movie actually. It was a bad movie. EDIT: No wait, it was a TV movie that worked as the first episode of the 1990s TV series the Flash. Does that count?
But all were pretty retarded if you think about it. Some really try like Interstellar but Days of Future Past was flawed. Go back far enough into the past and you can solve/fuck up everything.
***** Butterfly effect, Terminator 1 and 2, Back to the future, there are many if you search enough. Time travel is plot device like any other it can be used well or it can be used poorly.
Zero the Faceless No, I kind of agree with Joseph. It is always flawed. It is sometimes less obvious than other times. Nowadays, when I see time travel in a movie, I just roll with whatever they say, knowing that no matter what they put I could always find a flaw or some kind of misuse of the thing.
Oh, finally someone said it that Mystique still looked hot in blue! Anyway, I know you had to pick on this film, but time travel movies are so easy... there is the information loop paradox that allows one to know literally everything. And they added superspeed, which means one has superspeedy thought processes which means it is more effective to sit down at superspeed and think things over and then get a much better solution than just running around. You realize that using this trick Quicksilver can beat Xavier at chess, right?
Stefan Matthias Cornelius Glauninger yea thought about that. Kitty could have helped change an event in the past that kept the professor X from drying. They could have left it out. Using my imagination here lol
Yeah, but stopping him from being killed by Jean wouldn't really change anything because he couldn't stop her and he came back to life anyway. They still need to explain how he came back to life and was STILL paraplegic.
ShokuaK Because the timeline was drastically changed, so now in the movie verse basically X-men 1-3 have no happened, and the X-men slate is completely wiped to start over fresh again.
I mean before that though. At the end of X-Men 3 he supposedly inserted his consciousness into a comatose body, and yet he was still paralyzed. Why? Because he so deeply believes he is?
not the same quicksilver. The quicksilver in xmen (fox) is the real quicksilver which is that fast, he is a mutant with that power. the quicksilver in age of ultron (marvel, disney i think) is just some guy that is really fast. He is not a mutant, he is just a regular guy that offered himself for human experimentation. He is still crazy fast but its not the same guy. plus the scene were he dies what he did was save hawkeye and the kid sacrificing himself.
_"What?_ You're my dad?! Can we _talk_ about this?!" "No. We're never going to talk about it, ever again." Oh, I don't know. If he decides to come along with you, you've got a long flight and this will help pass the time.
thay Batman part gets me everytime lol Batman:what the?.. no I'm Batman get outta here kid Quicksilver: whatever this place is dead anyways *runs* Batman: se- secret identity kills me everytime lol
***** yeah, I mean what was the point of having the for horsemen of the apocalypse if they won't do nothing. I mean sure, archangel been a horseman is canon, but he die anyways by some shenanigans, and the reason to have storm and erik was only to add some tension, and besides they only use storm so we can know her "mini origins" of how did she join the X-men. I mean come on! Fox, you could had make a great film, but noooooo, you had to ruined it.... But at least there was some scenes that were enjoyable
See, I don't know why they don't abuse that HEAVILY. Xavier: Drat, we ran out of milk. Kitty! I need you to send Logan back in time again so he can remind me to buy milk! Magneto: And eggs! We need eggs! Xavier: And eggs! Erik is making cookies!
gentblue I agree he will not be that fast in the Avengers 2. it has been said somewher, even in the trailer we can see him slower then the DOFP one. I do like how they will be two different concepts of him though but i wonder how they will handle him in the x-men movies especially if he went evil...
Question is, what kind of subtle reference will they give to their father. They cant mention his name, but I bet they will say something in the lines of "our dad can control metal or something...."
I LOVE the part where Mystiques bullets keep missing Trask and she's like "Why isn't this working?!" and Quicksilver says "Hi. I'm holding your neck so you won't get whiplash"!!!
Spoof Troupe Superhero cafe is the best part of HISHE, I wait for it more than the main HISHE video. Plus "Because I'm Batman" is the best line in the entire movie industry.
(Warning some Spoilers) I checked this movie out from the library and I'm glad I did LOL I think the Xmen animated series of the 90s tell better stories than these xmen movies. Here's what they did wrong with that movie: 1. Kitty Pryde doesn't have time travelling powers. Forge sends mutants into the past with his time traveling machine. Cable can also time travel--that would of been a cool character to add. 2. Why didn't Blink teleport those future sentinels into outer space or teleport parts of them--so to destroy them? Why was she Asian in the movie? 3.They sent Wolverine and not Bishop into the past. 4. Why even include Rogue? She's in the movie for about 3 seconds LOL 5. Why is Wolverine always the main character in every xmen movie? The xmen work together as a team, and not as a support to Wolverine. I'm not hating on Xmen; I've been a big fan since I was a kid. The Xmen movies can be much better than what we see in the movies.
Theres only so much you can do in a movie considering they did this all in a what would be a couple episodes worth of the cartoon show it was fun and entertaining and told a decent story though wolverine does get a lot of focus
Ghost Emblem I agree, and they don't necessarily have to follow any cartoon or comic that came before. I'm all for new stories! I just don't want a story that I can't predict LOL I really think they should have Joss Whedon write and direct future xmen movies. I've been a fan of his since he worked on Buffy the Vampire Slayer :)
In the comics Kitty doesnt have time travelling powers, Cyclops and Jean Grey's daughter does. Also, in the comics they send Kitty instead of Wolverine back, not Bishop.
Ryan Lam Wasnt it that in the actual story a mutant from the future when all the xmen had already been killed went back to the present to warn/get the help of the xmen
lol, I was wondering why Batman had his old school color scheme with the blue cape/cowl, then I realized he was talking with young Charles, so they were in the past. Nice touch, HISHE.
+Tre' Jones Doesn't he have that in every video?
+Corey Scott Naw, he normally has the more modern color scheme with the solid black cape and cowl. Just compare how he looks in the middle of this video with how he looks at the end.
Tre' Jones Yea I just saw, you right.
it took me a minute too..lol...perfect.
+Tre' Jones i JUST noticed this after reading your comment. this is why i love the comment section, brilliant, HISHE is brilliant and so are you!!
I love how everyone has a mutual agreement that everything would've worked out better if Quicksilver had joined them in Paris
yep
They had to find a way to Xavier him in every movie so he couldn't solve all their problems.
@@phillipbrown6417 wdym xavier him
@@phillipbrown6417 wdym
They wanted a cool scene with music but, if they kept him past that the movie wouldn't meet the runtime.
I love the detail of Batman wearing his 70's suit
Ah that's what it was, I was wondering about the colors on Bat's suit.
Also when Supes said he'll try reversing time one day bc he hadn't done it yet
Was about to say that too lol
It’s 60s
Sorry to go all nerd here, but it's actually his 60's suit from the Adam West show.
You know Logan going back to the past would actually solve 99% of their problems.
Well time travel is pretty OP.
There is always something to pay.. Mordo
Including Dark Phoenix?
@@zak-of-all-trades9638 "Hello Jean Grey, my name is-" *Wolverine jumps through a window claws first into Jean's chest*
"YOU JUST MURDERED THAT POOR GIRL!"
"Listen, professor, I'm from the future and I literally just saved your life. At least five times you died and came back to life because of that girl."
@A R Maybe Created new bad timeline like Days of Future past or Logan
"Hey fellas, just outside enjoying my legs."
That sounds groovy!
WTF are you talking about?
+Alex Benson lmfao that got weird so quick.
I didn't mean for it to get weird.
Alex Benson that's why its funny lol
Quicksilver: "You're my dad! Can we talk about this?"
Magneto: "No, we will never speak of it again" hahahahahhahahaha
Not even in the next movie.I like X-Men Apoclypes but I hated that Quicksilver didn't tell him that he was his son.
+JG Productions Everyone is saying that, but I honestly think it was the right move. There was not enough time in Apocalypse to give that reveal the kind of emotional impact that would make it satisfying. Hopefully they're saving it for another movie that can give it the attention and time it deserves (and maybe even wanda!)
I died at that part
BUT
HE'S
NOT
HIS
SON
WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING MOVIES?!
He is his son. Have you read the comics? or watch the animated series?
I did hear that marvel invented a new story for Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, but this is how it was for years. It actually kind of sucks that marvel wants to change it. Probably because they sold the rights to fox, so they do not want them to be related. But that completely ruins the entire story, which is so beautifully heartbreaking. Anyway, that's my humble opinion.
"If I could save time in the bottles of time, then I could save all of the time."
THAT.... had me laughing my ass off.
Pew pew pew pew pew
Sean Moran I know yeah
I want this songs full version 😂😂
Sean Moran ikr
Brilliance
"You're my father?!"
"Yes"
"Can we TALK about this?!"
"No. We will never speak of it again."
Lol. I love that part
and then in apocalypse quicksilver actually knows
Christina Nightraven "You have a son toooooooo!?"
@@nahcKE I was expected darth vader showing up but maybe the story plays in a time where star wars did not exist yet 🤔
@@alexnguyen8913 next time spoiler warning pls 😉😎
Not even in dark phoenix... I had really thought that he would tell Magnito that in dark phoenix 💀
"If I could save time in a bottle of time... if I could save all of the time, blu-u, blu-u, blu-u!"
I want a full version of this!
yesssss
agreee
Lo
First thing I'll do with super speed is that, while singing the song
Segimaru
"I'm holding your neck so you don't get whiplash."
"What?"
"WHIP....LASHHHHH..."
hahaha gets me every time
😂
i dont get it plz explain
Hahaha me too! Absolutely LOVE IT!
must find the meaning of this joke, keep digging
Whip lash is an injury that u get for stopping at a fast speed without supporting your neck like in a car crash
Charles: Come with us to Paris
Quicksilver: I can't
Charles: Why not?
Quicksilver: I got... I got homework...
Civil war reference
Nice XD
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that
Somewhere in the future, Tony is rolling his eyes. Lol
wich he can do in a sec xD
"Well I'm your father so tell her I said it's okay."
XD!!! That kills me every time!
Actually, one thing I liked about "Days of Future Past" was the irony in the fact that Logan, who has holes in his own memory, remembers things that no one else does.
"You still look pretty hot like that" "Don't look at me!" Lol
And his response was priceless too "Aaaaaaaggghhh! It's worth it." =D
+Filip Jeglic totally is worth it lol
Conceal, don't feel
And so feminism was born
Lol Mystique is a tsundere
"Let's extend the movie an extra hour by leaving Quicksilver at home..." "Great idea!" - said no one...
At the point they said goodbye to Quicksilver the movie was only 50 minutes in, not like they could really end it there and the movie was a big success they cant just take the easy way out. The Dark Knight would have ended in 20 minutes had they just shot the Joker in the head, their lives be damned.
Well... apparently someone would have said that since it's what happened...
Jesse Bowman Every movie with a villain it it would end in 20 minutes if said villain just got shot in the head!! You can act like this movie wasn't amazing though. Quicksilvers departure is just something people like to joke about, not take seriously.
Jade Tippens I loved this movie. I love movies but I also love pointing out little flaws just for the kicks and giggles of it all, like CinemaSins and Screen Junkies. This was by far the best X-Men movie to date.
Jesse Bowman
Wrong! Best one was X2
I love how they changed the cafe to look more 60's, even Batman's suit is different.
*70's
The colour of Superman's suit are actually lighter
I wish that batman's voice sounded more like Adam west.
Valeria Quiles 70s actually
"Well I'm your father, and I say it's okay." Favorite part of the whole video!
+RealRusCus "What!? You're my Dad?"
+RealRusCus "Wha- Are we gonna talk about this?!"
"No. We will never speak of this again. Get on the plane."
+Ultron 5 where is scarlet whitch
mine is if i can save time in a bottle of time i could save all of the time
Zion Daniels She joined the Avengers. Probably making out with Vision.
*strums guitar* Erik: When your legs don't work like they used to before. Charles: Wow. Ok. Wow. Screw you Erik. Screw you.
hahahahaah
I don't know why but I read this comment in John Oliver's voice. Just seems like something he would say
Quicksilver, i am your father.
+Buda Yen
"If I could save time in bottles of time, I could save ALL of the time!"
+FanfareT.Loudest mlu mlu mlu time
your not magneto your onepunchman :P
It's "No I am your father"
+FanfareT.Loudest lol, in the actual song time is only said once.
2:30 hey that's not a bad idea why did they even not think of this?
Then it wouldn't be a movie.
Either it's a fixed point in time or, like... something something quantum I guess?
Or because the movie would be way too short.
Because he's smarter....BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
Perhaps both of them didnt remember logan in the 50's.
Because the event happens in the 70s, and sending Logan back in the 60s means that Kitty would have to stand there for 10 f*cking years lol. Their objective is to stop Mystique from killing Trask. To stop that, they have to be there right before it happens, in the 70s. Going back to the 60s can change certain things sure, like prevent Magneto from killing Shaw. But that doesn't guarantee that the Sentinels won't be created. Halfway through DofP, Mystique didn't kill Trask and the Sentinel program is passed anyway.
I think HISHE should make full movie versions, not just the endings. That would be so hilarious.
***** Well, ok, but I'll leave that part to them to figure out. Hahah, it's not my job! ^_^
+Epic Chibi Yeah, then we can poke holes in THEIR MOVIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! >8D
How is there not a single mutant who can heal prof x? You'd think with all the random shit they have at least one would have healing.
I think part of the problem (before he was revealed as the leader of the X-Men) was that his cover was basically "smart disabled guy who started a school for smart and/or disabled kids". Getting rid of the "disabled" part would probably make people suspicious, particularly the few (very dangerous) enemies they have that don't already know who Professor X is.
RikoZerame
What that guy said. Plus, the X-Men are all about being tragic and misunderstood, and the writers probably don't want to give them any powers that actually make them look really good to regular humans. Because reasons.
fair nuff
They do! His name is Wolverine. Inject professor X with his blood to give him Logan's powers, it worked for Deadpool!
Yes, lets drive the Professor batshit crazy, that's exactly what we need. A super powerful telepath who is insane.
No son for copyright reasons we literally cant talk about me being your dad.
Yeah but they go back & forth on that all the time. If Marvel ever gets the rights back I'm sure they will retcon it all back
Hey
hey Joel!!!!
I thought Fox had the rights to them...or maybe Marvel does. Oh dear goodness I have no idea haha.
Are you insane? fox HAS the rights to make mags be quicks dad
Hi Joel! :)
"Go fuuuuaahhh - tells everything " Me just laughing
"Go fuuuuuuu-" Captain America walks in "Language!"
+Hoffman Henry YESSSS!!!
hey guys! I'm just outside enjoying my legs!!
@@HuckleburyFlynn Priceless
When they said "Timey wimey" I freaked out!
It's comprehensible
Otávio Henrique No, it's a doctor who reference, that's why he "freaked out" :p
I know, I'm a Doctor Who fan, i just meant that him freaking out is understandable, since I did the same.
Otávio Henrique "Comprehensible" is a weird choise of words in this case :/
"understandable" would be more appropriate, but that's just me :p
When they said my plan for what they should've done with meeting Wolverine I kinda freaked out.
"Go fuuuuAAAAAHHH!!"
XD
lol
+AiD_0v2 erics going to kill Shawn and get Charles paralyzed sit down guys im from the future theirs so many things i need to warn you about
TheSquishyCat sorry
Hey fellas!! Just outside enjoying my legs!!
😂😂😂
This was hilarious. Truly brilliant. The 1970s Batsuit, Superman foreshadowing, Xavier walking by the window. It was all awesome. This is now my favorite HISHEs. Keep up the badassery.
0:47
Magneto: Well, I'm your father so tell her I said it's okay.
Darth Vader: You have a son?! This is WONDERFUL!
Nice reference 😂
Some valid points there.
It was Charles's idea not to bring him.
Oops.
You're my dad?!! Awesome!!
Erik Lehnsherr
how did you not know you have a kid? Is it possible you have more? Shouldn't you be looking?
There are 3 that I know of Wanda, Pietro and Lorna.
In case no one understood, this superhero cafe took "place" in the 70's so Batman had on the classic blue and grey.
damn did not notice that, Thanks
me too
Christopher O. You might also add that Christopher Reeve's Superman didn't do "turn back the time" trick yet.
Good eye. Caught me off guard for a sec when they switch costume color. Another clue was Charles and Wolverine looking like their 70's image.
I didn't think about that, I watched another video only to look the batman costume and now I understand :p
And yet everyone still overlooks the fact that Mystique is butt naked in all the movies.
Pooltastic You got a problem with that? STORY-wise, I mean.
Larry F Reed xD
Well, technically she's naked in the comics too. She just makes her skin look like clothes.
Pooltastic Well, there is padding over her chest, crotch, legs and arms to create that scaly effect. Her butt just has blue paint though...
well the fappening happened
lol hishe foreshadowed quicksilver speedrun with mystique.
damn I was about to say that
What
i love how batman and superman look the same from the 70's til now lol except for constume colors and shit
Well, I heard somewhere that Sups doesn't age, but for Batman...
Emil Georgiev he does its just way slower
JaG thanks for clarifying
Batman doesn't age. You know why?
He's Batman.
JaG should have said "Cuz he's Batman!" :D
Idk how many times I've brought up how stupid it was that they didn't take Quicksilver after that scene, he was way too OP in this. I've always felt like Singer was just having certain characters in the movie for the hell of it, half of them had no real purpose to the story.
Maybe they just wanted to use Quicksilver before Marvel did, makes sense anyway
***** u mean "properly"?
***** yea Marvel's version will be loads better. It'll actually be accurate, non-OP, and with a better costume
***** That retcon is cinematic pandering at it's worst.
But while Marvel's Quicksilver may be more comic accurate, the question on everyone's lips is will he be a scene-stealer like this one is?
Creative That and I liked Evan Peters' performance.
This is the thing about these Shitty X-men movies. They only put in an X-men for "X" amount of time (heh) based on how popular they are or will be soon. Ultron movie gonna use QS? Lets add him in for a few scenes to draw some fans. That is why all the movies except first class (the only good one) revolve around Wolverine, bc he is the most popular X-men, which is fucking irritating as hell bc it's called X-men not Wolverine and friends.
is nobody gonna talk about the timey wimey quote from doctor who?
They forgot to add "Wibbly wobbly"
+A total Wholockian
*Well*, That's just how the way *stuff* goes, man.
+May Rin I mean, why do we need to talk about it? The Doctor Who fans got the reference and everyone else didn't. What's there to talk about?
+May Rin He also got time travel wrong.
+Jason Schuler Indeed.
"Hey, fellas! Just outside enjoying my legs!"
Gets me every time.
all those x-men are useless when you have quicksilver
+Антоша Пушкин whiplash is faster.
BlakeSmith17 well, every x-man is useless when you have the fastest one
***** well, actually moving with such a great speed is ridiculously unrealistic, they would need to eat always, because they need really really much energy
***** yeah, I know, but if we compare it to anything, it would be the most unrealistic
***** well, reading minds, levitating stadiums and other shit doesn't require that much energy. Sending energy into the future is weird, but if you can put your mind somewhere, it won't be hard to preserve it somewhere. Well, hard, but still it needs much less energy. Portals should require a lot of energy (or even negative energy which is impossible with the use of regular matter, not antimatter). And this way the most ridiculous is making portals, the next one is moving at very high speed
"Well, I'm your father. So tell her I said it's okay," LOL!
The Professor "WHAAAA!!!!!!, Can we talk about this?"
No, we will never speak of this again... Get on the plane,"
lol!!!!!
lol
"I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD"
WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD!?!?!?
***** No, it's because the randomness in the joke is hilarious.
Declan Hearne It's not random. It's a legitimate plot hole.
Because fetish jokes makes you laugh ?!
***** Tru.
Also, no, PoisonAlienful, no they don't.
*****
Not if they got blink to open a portal so she can take a leak.
"if i could save time in the bottles of time then i could save all of the time, blup blup blup"
"I have to pee, so bad! 😂😂
But this is the same timeline that rogue decided to lose her powers
@@thehiddenninja3428 Yeah, but remember at the end of Xmen 3? magneto got hit with the same stuff and his powers were still there in the after credits scene when he was moving the chess pieces. It was a little unclear if it just blocked it for a time or greatly reduced them or what.
Everytime I hear that, I just crack up!!! 😂😅🤣
2:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe its only me but I enjoy darker hero movies like X men and The Dark Knight (where someone can actually die) more than funnier dumber movies like Avengers or GOTG.
Wait... you think X-Men movies are dark?
As it stands and the X-Men franchise nobodies dead anymore and DC just started there cinematic universe and you can best believe Zod isn't dead
Yh im totally with you bro, i prefer seeing the darker stuff instead of the ridicoulous, cheesy bullshit stuff the marvel/disney make
I have a feeling someone is going to seriously die in the new Avengers, but we'll have to wait and see.
Just because something is "dark" it doesn't automatically mean that it has smarter storytelling.
How: Fury, Interstellar, Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies, Transformers Age of Extinction. The Edge of Tomorrow, Big Hero 6 Should have ended.
***** he freaking 14 hes not that little
Mr Geeky not little as in young, little as in short.
Mr Geeky sounds like somebodies 14 :P
ok also nice profile pic loved the 50th anniversary of doctor who
Trickshot726 thx
"hey fellas just outside enjoying my legs" lol I LOVE IT!!!!!
+coolguygaming I die with that part XDDDDDDD
+Ed Hunter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Tell me that really sounds like him
Anybody noticed that Batman's costume in the 70s was the old one? And when they were in our time, the costume changed. Watch 2:38 and then 2:55 . You'll see what I'm talking about.
THANKS FOR SHOWING THAT U HAVE EYES AND ALSO FOR PROVING THAT THEY WORK
sumi paudel what is that something new to you?
I noticed
It's called accuracy.
ooooooohh totally missed that lol i was like wtf is going on hes blue lol
"I need to pee so bad!!!"
Poor Kitty I'm feel so sorry for her.
+luis hernandez Now that I think of it, she could phase into the rock where Wolverine is lying down and pee there. lol.
Now that would be funny to see that. Lol
really in the future it takes like 10 or 20 minutes when mystique gave up so yes another mistake Hishe really and in the past takes longer
hey did you see the Rogue cut version? haha
solo buscalo...
I'm reading the comments and surprised by how many people didn't get why Batman looked different and the Café did too
Superman also looked different in the retro scenes. He was a lighter blue and the S was less refined.
When they were talking in the café, it was supposed to take place in the 1970's. Hence the different costumes and café.
mitchell wood
yeah thats why superman mentiones using speed and going back in time.
Also, it was young Charles Xavier that was in the wheelchair, not the current one that was dancing around outside at the end.
First thing i noticed.. And superman had a faded blue on lol
Mystique:What's the matter baby you don't think I look pretty like this?
That Guy:Uhhhhhh Yes?
ME:Absolutely!
Lol. I love these. They make every seemingly good movie's plotholes so obvious the whole movie looks stupid.
The Annihilator Thinkers gonna think think think think think
The Annihilator Good for you
You would be better off at cinema sins
You just described Honest Trailers.
***** Dont take it literal. It is jokes and the sin count doesnt matter
Of course, the actual reason Quicksilver isn't in the rest of the movie is because his scene was a last minute addition to the film, apparently to spite Marvel.
Real mature there Fox.
Equestrian Idiot ...Really?
Bacab
That's what I've heard.
So the best scene in the movie was a last minute addition... Cool :)
+Equestrian Idiot: It's not like Sony threw the first stone. Marvel just refuses to release any merchandise for any of the movies Sony owns the rights to. And they've stopped introducing new mutants, have basically stopped including the Fantastic Four in their comics and are now trying to foist the Inhumans on us as a shiny new version of Mutants because they don't want to include anything in the comics that they can't film themselves. So while Sony's only giving Marvel the middle finger, Marvel's giving EVERYONE, including THE READERS, the middle finger.
+Equestrian Idiot That excites me even more about the upcoming X-Men films, if they can do that last minute imagine what a whole movie at that level of awesomeness would look like.
"I HAVE TO PEE... SO *BAD*."
Its 2015 September the 19th, go to the bathroom already!😺
October 9, 2015. Are you still holding it?...
+itschoechoe but after what quicksilver did wouldn't that alter the future ?
+itschoechoe Let it go girl
+itschoechoe you can pee on me...
What if you make....
How X-men should have ended
How X-2: x-men united should have ended
How X-men: the last stand should have ended
What if they read this comment?
How X-men: the last stand should have ended.
It should not even have started in the first place LMAO
X-1: If they used the '92 Rogue, Magneto's plan wouldn't have worked.
X-2: Storm and Iceman could've helped Jean Grey hold the lake back so they could escape (Storm causing winds/ Bobby Freezing the water)
X-3: Logan could've used one of the Mutant-Cure guns that were just lying around the battlefield to de-power Jean rather than killing her with his claws.
"If I could save time in the bottles of time, then I can save all of the time." 0:10
BLUP BLUP BLUP
2:56
Batman: Annnnnd cue big accident that paralyses him.
Xavier: (gets caught in a car crash) MY LEGS!
2:55
0:47 the fact that apocalypse reveals that it's actually the other way around (quicksilver is actually the one who knows that they're related and magneto is totally clueless) makes this scene even funnier
0:53 Yepp Hishe predicted that they would never talk about it even in the last movie
No ... if batman had a time machine he would use it to save his parents
Really ? That would kill him for getting a rich kid a life of superiority.
Then he wouldn't be batman and gotham would be riddled (no pun intended) with crime.
He's smarter than that. If he had saved his parents, Batman would be erased from History.
***** but he does that already.
that would make a paradox you fucking idiot you cant change time, unless your the doctor
What if they had that as an alternate ending, where they sent Logan back to that bar when he first met Charles & Eric?
*Erik
EriK Lensherr is his name not Eric
SightedMeteor85 Sorry about that, force of habit.
In the Rogue Cut, Rogue absorbs Kitty's power and replaces her in keeping Wolverine's mind back in the past. So that Kitty can go to the bathroom.
+lalakuma9 if by bathroom, you mean gets stabbed when wolverine saw striker and was dying .. sure (the rogue cut is better, but im not sure how rogue absorbed that much of kittys power without killing her)
Liam Hector lol good point
*cries softly into my coffee* Why didn't Batman say 'Because I'm Batman'. I needed that to get me through the day :'(
My friend probably Batman back in the 60's hasn't been speaking that then they changed time (assuming that Time machine movie i think called Almanac or whatever) so after maybe what Logan changed/said in the 60's which completely changed the future (the cause/effect idea) changing probably What batman is now
Nooooo XD
Karl Gomez Actually its much simpler. It's just still back in that time period, hence young charles.
Awwwwww.... Sowwwyyy
HISHE guys!! Was it too much to ask for one "Because I'm Batman! ", huh?!
Gbolahan Olaseinde He was too busy saying "I'm not Bruce Wayne" after Quicksilver trolled him.
Flash should have in the Super Cafe and have a race with Quicksilver.
Flash has never had a movie so he doesn't get to go to the Super Café.
gentblue I remember one scenario when the Flash was in the backround.
gentblue Flash has had a movie actually. It was a bad movie.
EDIT: No wait, it was a TV movie that worked as the first episode of the 1990s TV series the Flash. Does that count?
gentblue yet...
And besides, Quicksilver may be way cooler, but the Flash is sooo much faster. So the race would be kinda pointless
That's why Time Travel should not be used in films, it's the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Joonha Shcal It all depends on how you use it. After all there were many awesome productions that used time travel.
But all were pretty retarded if you think about it. Some really try like Interstellar but Days of Future Past was flawed. Go back far enough into the past and you can solve/fuck up everything.
***** Butterfly effect, Terminator 1 and 2, Back to the future, there are many if you search enough. Time travel is plot device like any other it can be used well or it can be used poorly.
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Zero the Faceless No, I kind of agree with Joseph. It is always flawed. It is sometimes less obvious than other times.
Nowadays, when I see time travel in a movie, I just roll with whatever they say, knowing that no matter what they put I could always find a flaw or some kind of misuse of the thing.
"i have to pee so bad!" tht line was gold.
"I'm just outside enjoying my legs!"
Oh we watched the same video!
It still didn't fix his hair problem. XD
KikBlava
Baldness isn't caused by being shot in the spine.... usually.
Bryan Shouse I know but wouldn't Charles want to send Wolverine back in time to find a way to stop it? XD
*Car runs him over*
2:25
HOLY FUCK THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND!! xD Its so friggin true
How "Llamas with Hats" Should Have Ended?
YES!
Oh my god! it just happened lemme get over it.
Well I kill humans ant I eat hands, so that's two things.
Yes pleaseeeee
Ohh you son.... Too soon man, too soon.
I love how Batman goes through all his different outfits depending on when the movies are set but Superman essentially stays the same throughout
1:35 OMG CLASSIC BATMAN
OOOOH I GET IT. They were back in e old days, when Batman had the classic suit. And the old school cafe.
0:16 there are two quicksilvers :D (other in the background)
your right. hes so fast there 2 of em
Lol
Charles asked Logan what's Batman talking about? But can't he read his mind??? He's in the wheelchair so he didn't use the drugs.
ohh
I think because Batman is wearing a mask the blocks Charles's mind reading power, I don't really know but that is my theory.
no
+Leo Paelinck because hes batman!
+Randy Tags Random masks don't block telepathy, lel.
Did anyone catch that the cafe is diffrent and batman swearing his classic suit
Wearing
Yeah, so is Superman
they went back in time remember
No.
It's supposed to be in the 60s. That's why Charles is still young.
Oh, finally someone said it that Mystique still looked hot in blue! Anyway, I know you had to pick on this film, but time travel movies are so easy... there is the information loop paradox that allows one to know literally everything. And they added superspeed, which means one has superspeedy thought processes which means it is more effective to sit down at superspeed and think things over and then get a much better solution than just running around. You realize that using this trick Quicksilver can beat Xavier at chess, right?
Stefan Matthias Cornelius Glauninger yea thought about that. Kitty could have helped change an event in the past that kept the professor X from drying. They could have left it out. Using my imagination here lol
Well, since it was post-*Apocalyptic*... :)
Yeah, but stopping him from being killed by Jean wouldn't really change anything because he couldn't stop her and he came back to life anyway.
They still need to explain how he came back to life and was STILL paraplegic.
ShokuaK Because the timeline was drastically changed, so now in the movie verse basically X-men 1-3 have no happened, and the X-men slate is completely wiped to start over fresh again.
I mean before that though. At the end of X-Men 3 he supposedly inserted his consciousness into a comatose body, and yet he was still paralyzed. Why? Because he so deeply believes he is?
wait so quicksilver could stop bullets with his bare hands in xmen and died off bullet holes in avengers 2 age of ultron.. marvel fucked up
+galslovveme you should really learn to use google
***** you should learn logic
Language!
the bullets here came from a gun, in Avengers, it came from a plane which has a lot bigger caliber
not the same quicksilver. The quicksilver in xmen (fox) is the real quicksilver which is that fast, he is a mutant with that power. the quicksilver in age of ultron (marvel, disney i think) is just some guy that is really fast. He is not a mutant, he is just a regular guy that offered himself for human experimentation. He is still crazy fast but its not the same guy. plus the scene were he dies what he did was save hawkeye and the kid sacrificing himself.
_"What?_ You're my dad?! Can we _talk_ about this?!"
"No. We're never going to talk about it, ever again."
Oh, I don't know. If he decides to come along with you, you've got a long flight and this will help pass the time.
thay Batman part gets me everytime lol
Batman:what the?.. no I'm Batman get outta here kid
Quicksilver: whatever this place is dead anyways *runs*
Batman: se- secret identity
kills me everytime lol
0:17
Quicksilver is in the background and foreground.
Quicksilver is truly awesome.
they also could've gone back in time and moved professor x before the bullet hit him :p
+Get Rekt 569 Not if they were sending Logan.
+Erik Klaesson And they had to send Logan because he was the only one who could make the trip.
y not? was it because he wasnt a part of the xmen yet
+Get Rekt 569 Yes that is what I meant.
they could have told him the story and location tho
How X-Men Apocalypse Should Have Ended 😝
YAS
I hope there is a HISHE coming for that
YAS
Did watch the movie yesterday, it was kinda of a disappointment, but is still had those great moments. I hope they add the QuickSilver moment.
***** yeah, I mean what was the point of having the for horsemen of the apocalypse if they won't do nothing. I mean sure, archangel been a horseman is canon, but he die anyways by some shenanigans, and the reason to have storm and erik was only to add some tension, and besides they only use storm so we can know her "mini origins" of how did she join the X-men. I mean come on! Fox, you could had make a great film, but noooooo, you had to ruined it.... But at least there was some scenes that were enjoyable
Just Enjoying My Legs😂😂😂
I was wondering why Batman's suit was blue in this episode, and then I realised that was still in the 70s...
Lol, everyone seems to get it from Batman. I picked it up because Superman is drawn using the lighter shade of blue.
Its because hes Batman!
See, I don't know why they don't abuse that HEAVILY.
Xavier: Drat, we ran out of milk. Kitty! I need you to send Logan back in time again so he can remind me to buy milk!
Magneto: And eggs! We need eggs!
Xavier: And eggs! Erik is making cookies!
2:10 i have to pee so bad!!! that cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 🤣
I kinda feel bad for her
"You're my dad? Can we talk about this?" "No, we will never speak of it again." LOL
What's Quicksilver doing in the background at 0:17 !?!
He's so fast, he's in two places at once.
Ethan P Damn right he is.
Fail Animation XD
Eagle vision bro
Min Thu Ta It's called an after image. He's so fast that you still see him in one place when he's not actually there anymore.
so that's how long Batman has been drinking that one cup of coffee
Just outside enjoying my legs
Touche Charles, Touche
ardawen Exactly
Y’alls cover of “Time in a Bottle” makes me laugh EVERYTIME
Yeah, why didn't they bring Quicksilver with them? He probably would have been pretty useful. Well hopefully they'll use him better in the Avengers 2.
He will probably be not that fast in the Avengers 2. Probably Mach 2 so that he can get sonic booms at least.
he didn't want to go?
gentblue I agree he will not be that fast in the Avengers 2. it has been said somewher, even in the trailer we can see him slower then the DOFP one. I do like how they will be two different concepts of him though but i wonder how they will handle him in the x-men movies especially if he went evil...
gentblue Maybe, this Quick was so fucking OP
Question is, what kind of subtle reference will they give to their father. They cant mention his name, but I bet they will say something in the lines of "our dad can control metal or something...."
Finally someone calls Mystique out on her bullshit
"I have to pee SO bad!"
I laughed my ass of at that.
This whole thing was genius
I LOVE the part where Mystiques bullets keep missing Trask and she's like "Why isn't this working?!" and Quicksilver says "Hi. I'm holding your neck so you won't get whiplash"!!!
Go fu........aaaahhhhhh !
HAHA SO FUNNY!
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Knock Knock
Who's There? xD
Burn!
Alfie Black Batman.
it's Knuckles
Alfie Black Beak
one of your best videos so far , keep it up .
Haha do you look ate they also xD
Iron wing yeah i love hishe , they have a very good sense of humor .
XD
XD thanks *****
Did anyone notice that at 0:21 Logan’s face changes before time goes back to normal?
You know the HISHE writers have run out of ideas when every HISHE video ends with Superman and Batman in the dinner.
But it's the greatest thing about HISHE :)
Spoof Troupe and just their superhero ones. It is the main reason I watch HISHE.
Spoof Troupe Superhero cafe is the best part of HISHE, I wait for it more than the main HISHE video. Plus "Because I'm Batman" is the best line in the entire movie industry.
*facepalm*
Spoof Troupe but that's the thing I loved the most in HISHE ^^
(Warning some Spoilers) I checked this movie out from the library and I'm glad I did LOL I think the Xmen animated series of the 90s tell better stories than these xmen movies. Here's what they did wrong with that movie:
1. Kitty Pryde doesn't have time travelling powers. Forge sends mutants into the past with his time traveling machine. Cable can also time travel--that would of been a cool character to add.
2. Why didn't Blink teleport those future sentinels into outer space or teleport parts of them--so to destroy them? Why was she Asian in the movie?
3.They sent Wolverine and not Bishop into the past.
4. Why even include Rogue? She's in the movie for about 3 seconds LOL
5. Why is Wolverine always the main character in every xmen movie? The xmen work together as a team, and not as a support to Wolverine.
I'm not hating on Xmen; I've been a big fan since I was a kid. The Xmen movies can be much better than what we see in the movies.
Theres only so much you can do in a movie considering they did this all in a what would be a couple episodes worth of the cartoon show it was fun and entertaining and told a decent story though wolverine does get a lot of focus
Ghost Emblem
I agree, and they don't necessarily have to follow any cartoon or comic that came before. I'm all for new stories! I just don't want a story that I can't predict LOL I really think they should have Joss Whedon write and direct future xmen movies. I've been a fan of his since he worked on Buffy the Vampire Slayer :)
In the comics Kitty doesnt have time travelling powers, Cyclops and Jean Grey's daughter does. Also, in the comics they send Kitty instead of Wolverine back, not Bishop.
Ryan Lam
Wasnt it that in the actual story a mutant from the future when all the xmen had already been killed went back to the present to warn/get the help of the xmen
Ghost Emblem They go back to stop Senator Kelly from getting assassinated by a group of mutants led by Mystique.
"Time wimey" Doctor Who fans loved that reference.
Spoiler alert quicksilver knows magneto is his father in x-men apocalypse
Reboot the entire thing!
Dude its in the trailer, its not a spoiler.
It's called a joke...
Spoiler alert everyone dies in apocalypse. Of the plague.
tymki At least did you saw the movie
" Logan, what is he talking about? "
" Timey wimey... I don't know "
OMG the Dr Who reference. XD
Omg yes! Saw that too ;)