HMP New Prison UK

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @mikem8211
    @mikem8211 2 года назад +9874

    Homeless people about to put knife crime through the roof 🤣🤣🤣

    • @andredrayton5668
      @andredrayton5668 2 года назад +44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akuma7969
      @akuma7969 2 года назад +197

      You get a bed free food free TV

    • @JamieReynolds89
      @JamieReynolds89 2 года назад +278

      homeless people actually commit crimes to go to prison to have a roof over their head and 3 meals a day. It's well documented. It's quite sad.

    • @thooney2934
      @thooney2934 2 года назад +64

      I’d rather be a homeless guy with nothing in my pocket and not knowing where and when my next meal is gonna be than be in prison again..

    • @youngspike8803
      @youngspike8803 2 года назад +7

      Why this have 187 like

  • @ABlueberryMuffin
    @ABlueberryMuffin 2 года назад +2782

    😂😂😂 “with a tv and a mattress” calm down! You had me already with the view, no need to sell it to me anymore!

    • @gagewarren
      @gagewarren 2 года назад +17

      Fr tho 😭

    • @mateoleon524
      @mateoleon524 2 года назад +6

      Fo real

    • @cisco8408
      @cisco8408 Год назад +34

      fr looks like a dorm room without having to pay rent

    • @sho7gunx63
      @sho7gunx63 Год назад +2

      Muffin that was soooooooooo fucking funny. Proper laughed, Maybe because I’m so bored in work I found it funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @timexkills65
      @timexkills65 Год назад

      USA has tv in prison

  • @rickycabral1850
    @rickycabral1850 Год назад +653

    💀 All the prisoners in America mad asf watching this rn

    • @macman975
      @macman975 Год назад +3

      It's a NEW build ya clown!.

    • @1josh4
      @1josh4 Год назад +12

      ​@@macman975 no, the layout I completely different. Also, not every one has the elcteic hookups unless you are in the lifers block with people who will NEVER return to regular society. there are some jails where the room is the same size, but there are 3 bunks in there, one on top of the other and the sink and toilet are connected into one body and the desk is nothing like that. On those bunks you can't sit all the way up without hitting your head on the bunk above you. But when you get to prison, it's the same but with only two people. Or you get dormitories with absolutely no privacy and open toilet and showers for people to sit sit by side with no barrier to handle their bathroom situation.
      Regardless, whether it is new or old, it just has better accomodations.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 Год назад +13

      @@1josh4 I've done prisons in England like Wormwood Scrubs and Exeter that are Victorian nicks mate. When I was in Scrubs C wing on the 4's the cells are like dungeons, the wall looked like it was moving at night with thousands of those silverfish. It's not all cream cheese over here bruv, believe that.

    • @1josh4
      @1josh4 Год назад +3

      @@macman975 I don't doubt that. It is prison. I know it's a new build, but the rules are different as well and that changes alot. Because in the US, even with money, you can't have clothes and name brands on in the jail. And no gaming system other than the standard Android pad. No game systems anymore. I think the old heads had that, not the ginger generation. But still, prison is prison. It sucks. In America, according to the law, you're legally a slave when you never incarcerated

    • @joulupukki1607
      @joulupukki1607 Год назад +2

      This is exactly same as american prison.. bed, bolted table and tv. I seriously would not care if i was american prison or this they both same

  • @sheena3873
    @sheena3873 Год назад +298

    That looks nicer than most student accommodations 😂

    • @elliotvive8808
      @elliotvive8808 Год назад +4

      yeah but the only thing is that the door will be locked at all times

    • @anthonytucker65
      @anthonytucker65 Год назад +6

      @@elliotvive8808 peaceful as fuck 🙆🏼‍♂️😮‍💨

    • @nova_steric1749
      @nova_steric1749 Год назад +1

      ​@@anthonytucker65 fr

    • @PraiseTheLord847
      @PraiseTheLord847 10 месяцев назад

      @@anthonytucker65not with the noise and agro of prison have you ever been? You’d rather live in a quiet shithole than one of these new cells

    • @jacksteven781
      @jacksteven781 9 месяцев назад

      @@elliotvive8808yeah some student accommodations aren’t much better

  • @MJ-yi5ou
    @MJ-yi5ou 2 года назад +3183

    That’s 1000 times nicer then a prison cell any where in america

    • @gdcodurham.
      @gdcodurham. 2 года назад +98

      Coz it's uk 🇬🇧 justice system not hard compared to the American jails programmes I've seen on crime and investigation Channel I watch alot of stay safe

    • @MJ-yi5ou
      @MJ-yi5ou 2 года назад +87

      @@gdcodurham. yea we deal with over sentencing over crowding in facilities under staffed facilities corporation guards killing inmates way more often then the police in the free world and absolutely nothing happening and just disgusting living conditions I get that it’s prison but we still have the right to be treated as humans

    • @rustyshackleford2808
      @rustyshackleford2808 2 года назад +21

      @@gdcodurham. maybe you can learn how to write a sentence…

    • @rustyshackleford2808
      @rustyshackleford2808 2 года назад +11

      @@MJ-yi5ou ever heard of punctuation?

    • @thatguycarmine1
      @thatguycarmine1 2 года назад +157

      @@rustyshackleford2808 Sentences begin with capital letters.

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +1251

    “With a TV… and a mattress… and… wait, I’m trying to talk them out of being murderers right?”

    • @matt59fire
      @matt59fire 2 года назад +32

      This is for the UK. Their prison system is alot less scary than ours.

    • @leonv7716
      @leonv7716 2 года назад +45

      As an American all that goes through my mind while watching this is: "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PUNISHMENT??"

    • @hollywooddc1708
      @hollywooddc1708 2 года назад +26

      I pay about $2k/mo for that in my city.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +3

      @@hollywooddc1708
      That’s what I’m saying dude lol, it’s ridiculous.
      They have free healthcare and free homing (assuming you’re willing to murder a “road man” lol.)

    • @user-kh9nd9iv2t
      @user-kh9nd9iv2t 2 года назад +2

      @@conservat1vepatr1ot not all prisons are like this, this guys being put in a private prison not a state owned prison.

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 2 года назад +1064

    Honestly that “cell” is a hell of a lot better then 90% of london flats and student accommodation in England.
    No wonder knife crime amongst the young, especially in London is so high when this the reward.
    All cooking and washing done for you too.

  • @Elross_
    @Elross_ Год назад +313

    That shit better than some dorm rooms😭

    • @davidguardado4739
      @davidguardado4739 Год назад +2

      I think in dorm rooms you get your own key!

    • @jamesbushnall9728
      @jamesbushnall9728 9 месяцев назад

      Some jail's you get your own key like Northumberland lol can only use it on outside of your door thought 🤣

  • @kaiserb8348
    @kaiserb8348 Год назад +763

    I thought this was one of those apartment tours 🤣

  • @shane6259
    @shane6259 2 года назад +604

    lowkey looks like a college dorm room that you usually spend 4+ years in...... with someone else usually

    • @bobnewhart4318
      @bobnewhart4318 2 года назад +7

      Same thing I was thinking if you take out that that toilet that's legit a college dorm room

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 2 года назад +5

      @@bobnewhart4318 are you serious? They’re about as small as taking 3 steps forward from back to front? There’s no way college dorms are like this

    • @bman9469
      @bman9469 2 года назад +5

      I was surprised seeing what some college students live in. Honestly my room isn't much bigger than this.

    • @ronaldraygun2639
      @ronaldraygun2639 2 года назад +1

      Fr lmao

    • @ronaldraygun2639
      @ronaldraygun2639 2 года назад +1

      @@alimohsin496 not far from them

  • @JD4-70
    @JD4-70 2 года назад +510

    POV: you’re hard working citizen thinking to yourself how nice prison actually looks compared to the cardboard box you pay £500 for monthly.

    • @satanpotato8927
      @satanpotato8927 2 года назад +7

      $1000 weekly here in Sydney Aus 👋
      $4000 a month plus bills

    • @BlackholeEnthusiast
      @BlackholeEnthusiast 2 года назад +2

      950$ for a 1 bedroom a month in a secret place next to the USA. This cell is as big as my bathroom... People and I mean everyone who is suffering really need to start demanding a change. I got lucky, most have to rent a bedroom with 4 others paying 3/4 of what I pay for a full apartment and that's not right at all.

    • @0xGiacomo
      @0xGiacomo 2 года назад +2

      ✨ Home owner ✨

    • @shaneowen1047
      @shaneowen1047 2 года назад

      Ahhh wrote my comment then see yours lol. In london it would be 1k a month

    • @SuperMcbonez
      @SuperMcbonez 2 года назад +6

      @@satanpotato8927 £800 a month here for a tent in someone's kitchen (london)

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 Год назад +41

    This is like a 7 star hotel compared to renting in most of London tbf.

    • @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger
      @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger Год назад +2

      Yeah but what's the point if you can't leave ?
      Freedom > luxury

    • @hava1715
      @hava1715 Год назад

      @@ArnoldSchwarz_enigger Can’t afford to leave the house nowadays anyway tbf

  • @dreamman5588
    @dreamman5588 2 года назад +255

    Homeless guy: 'so you're saying, if I stab someone I get a place to sleep, and three meals a day? I'm in.'

    • @sebyuhg3751
      @sebyuhg3751 2 года назад +18

      Don’t forget the tv

    • @user-rc6qm7dt4w
      @user-rc6qm7dt4w 2 года назад +9

      electric , hot water etc pensioner crime might rise come October haha

    • @ghhhp
      @ghhhp 2 года назад +9

      and a tv? tf?? 😂 this place would cost $2,500 a month in LA 🤦‍♂️

    • @spitfire3797
      @spitfire3797 2 года назад +2

      With the cost of your sanity

    • @BARelement
      @BARelement 2 года назад

      @@sebyuhg3751 THATS THE KEY POINT

  • @cheetahx2294
    @cheetahx2294 Год назад +80

    That looks better than my Uni accommodation

  • @Yayo11111
    @Yayo11111 2 года назад +187

    I was sold at a TV.. how do I enroll

    • @luluboxingtv2880
      @luluboxingtv2880 2 года назад

      Just shank a police officer at random bro that will give you automatic acceptance

    • @jaggythistle112
      @jaggythistle112 2 года назад +6

      Your already on your way there by commenting and liking 👍 😆

    • @faroukmeah8165
      @faroukmeah8165 2 года назад +2

      @@jaggythistle112 brilliant

    • @jaggythistle112
      @jaggythistle112 2 года назад

      @@faroukmeah8165 they will follow 🤣

    • @adamibrahim4293
      @adamibrahim4293 2 года назад

      🤣🤣😭

  • @mr.fahrenheit3460
    @mr.fahrenheit3460 Год назад +27

    “You got a good life!” - Prison mike

    • @boredoflife8703
      @boredoflife8703 Год назад +2

      If I lived in a place that has such a prison cell I would go in for winter to avoid broiler bills

  • @jomix7
    @jomix7 2 года назад +479

    Bigger and nicer than my room I pay £400 a month for lol

    • @K1duzdizz
      @K1duzdizz 2 года назад +29

      Yh but at least you can open your door whenever you want and go out with your friends and see your family

    • @jamiehughes5751
      @jamiehughes5751 2 года назад +6

      @@K1duzdizz It's just an inconvenience

    • @K1duzdizz
      @K1duzdizz 2 года назад +27

      @@jamiehughes5751 as someone who’s been to prison I’m tellin u that u wouldn’t las a night. I’m not bragging but I’m only 23 but I did 5 years straight. The weak get prayed upon, bullied, extorted, robbed and there’s gang violence, no1 fights 1v1 anymore and lots of spice just because the cell looks nice you have to remember it’s a new jail go there in 10 years and see if it looks like that

    • @jamiehughes5751
      @jamiehughes5751 2 года назад +5

      @@K1duzdizz 8 years in the 90s for selling e's I was 19

    • @K1duzdizz
      @K1duzdizz 2 года назад +8

      @@jamiehughes5751 so then u know it’s a bit more than just an inconvenience 😂😂

  • @justcallmethep1052
    @justcallmethep1052 2 года назад +179

    Bruhh 😂😭 Shit clean asf 💀😭

    • @karizmic6043
      @karizmic6043 2 года назад +14

      It hasn’t even opened yet that’s why

    • @blackmist2015
      @blackmist2015 2 года назад +4

      They be living it up in UK prison lol all that pulling a butter knife on a cop lol

    • @michael2943
      @michael2943 2 года назад

      No boogers on the wall or anything

    • @P..
      @P.. 2 года назад +1

      @@blackmist2015 As if you're trying to flex how shit your own prison system is. And the US is luxury compared to other countries.

    • @yp3420
      @yp3420 2 года назад

      @@karizmic6043 Its always like this in the UK, Belgium, Germany etc..

  • @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
    @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 года назад +210

    Tbh it looks like a room in a travel lodge

    • @tomchloe3208
      @tomchloe3208 2 года назад +2

      I thought the same, just missing the mattress lol

    • @Jorge_Jones
      @Jorge_Jones 2 года назад +5

      It looks ok for 11 seconds. Could you spend the rest of your life in that same room. I wouldn't last 3 weeks!! 😱

    • @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
      @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 года назад +6

      @@Jorge_Jones don't know, beats waking up to the wife for the next 40 years. Which is the real life sentence? Haha

    • @gw2891
      @gw2891 2 года назад

      @@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 🤣👏👏

    • @harvunderbhani
      @harvunderbhani 2 года назад +2

      Fk man i work at Travelodge 🤣

  • @1dowmnnn5uppp87
    @1dowmnnn5uppp87 Год назад +7

    Bro that looks nice! I'm in New York btw

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 Год назад

      New York is a shithole so of course you would think a little prison cell would be nice 😂😂

  • @Stompii01x
    @Stompii01x Год назад +114

    Shanking stats right now📈

  • @azazelslegacy3663
    @azazelslegacy3663 2 года назад +81

    That looks more like us detention in school compared to prison 😂😂😂

  • @thenewsocietyoftoday4488
    @thenewsocietyoftoday4488 2 года назад +84

    Boy that shit look like a 5 star hotel compared to u.s prison

    • @Adam-uz9sc
      @Adam-uz9sc 2 года назад +3

      Us prisons look so much better what u talking about only bad thing is how dirty and old everything is u also can use email and have unlimited phone time in us prisons u don't get that in the UK

    • @H1GH710
      @H1GH710 2 года назад +15

      @@Adam-uz9sc lol no bud

    • @22don30
      @22don30 2 года назад

      It’s not a hotel?🤔

    • @saw6386
      @saw6386 2 года назад

      You could say the same about south American, African or asian ones compared to Americas, western prisons are softer as they are more about rehabilitation whereas the others are more about punishment.

    • @compsigh9275
      @compsigh9275 2 года назад

      @@Adam-uz9sc no

  • @RingoMonsanto
    @RingoMonsanto Год назад +3

    For some reason, it doesnt look a bit discouraging or a crime deterrent. The place is a lot cleaner and a more decent accommodation that living out in the streets, with a TV and a mattress even!

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 9 месяцев назад

      And if you behave enough or work you get a playstation, mobile phone, board games

  • @kieranhudson4938
    @kieranhudson4938 2 года назад +80

    Damn, private room and bathroom, TV. I'm all set.

    • @lizardjesus2501
      @lizardjesus2501 2 года назад

      I think it's a protective custody cell. Idk how the UK is but general population in Canada is double bunked cells

    • @user-kh9nd9iv2t
      @user-kh9nd9iv2t 2 года назад

      @@lizardjesus2501 its most likely a private owned prison, the government ran prisons are completely different to this.

    • @user-kh9nd9iv2t
      @user-kh9nd9iv2t 2 года назад

      @Garrus Vakarian 🤦‍♂️ doesn't change the fact it could be a private or government owned prison though does it.

  • @DeeDee-jv8sl
    @DeeDee-jv8sl 2 года назад +265

    “So think twice.” I thought about it 4 times. That kinda room?! Yeah I’m picking up a knife fr

    • @KusherK_
      @KusherK_ 2 года назад +3

      big man

    • @epm3929
      @epm3929 2 года назад +7

      Sad how many people like this

    • @KusherK_
      @KusherK_ 2 года назад +3

      @@epm3929 they are all lil weird kids bro, anyone whos been jug knows it aint no playground all u wanna do is get home

    • @kkrr3677
      @kkrr3677 2 года назад

      Bro your 26 and look like u can’t lift a knife because u smoke so much crack sym

    • @KhasiXChakuin
      @KhasiXChakuin 2 года назад

      @@KusherK_ chill kiddo, it was all just a joke. Didn't you realised it lol how old are you? To not even understand that the video also was a just a joke🤷🤦

  • @sab.a3557
    @sab.a3557 2 года назад +56

    If I ever become homeless, remind me to turn myself in

    • @jamalrell7642
      @jamalrell7642 2 года назад

      Turn yourself in sir..

    • @matthewsmith5374
      @matthewsmith5374 2 года назад +1

      3 square a day. TV and mattress. Couple quid a week. Not too shabyyyy.

    • @ashton-jr6uu
      @ashton-jr6uu 2 года назад

      @@jamalrell7642 3 days… that’s a quick 180

  • @JakeBH
    @JakeBH Год назад +5

    That genuinely looks like my accommodation when I was in the Army

  • @user-dn9kk9qu5y
    @user-dn9kk9qu5y 2 года назад +129

    Does it come with room service 🤔 I don't like waking up too early so I need a warm wake up 🤣😂😂

    • @-BY205
      @-BY205 Год назад +3

      Room service is free food ..someone pick you up for a shower ... 😁

    • @Glock7eventeen
      @Glock7eventeen Год назад

      Lmao

    • @sunnyd5098
      @sunnyd5098 Год назад

      @@-BY205 play your cards right and you'll get picked up in the shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickwalker1605
      @rickwalker1605 Год назад

      Buzzer next to the🚪..

    • @hearmenow909
      @hearmenow909 Год назад +1

      Get a grip lad, this button is for emergencies, this isn't for room service. A screw said that to me on my first night in prison many moons ago.

  • @AA-to3tv
    @AA-to3tv 2 года назад +83

    Actually looks nice. Hopefully I’ll be one of the first to get a room with a view.

  • @MrCraiggyT
    @MrCraiggyT 2 года назад +4

    Should have seen them in the early 2000s if you think thats bad. Been given a nice upgrade by the looks of things..

  • @814genetics5
    @814genetics5 Год назад +3

    Looks nice!! 💪💪 The shit holes I've done yrs at are like a mid evil dungeon lol

  • @footyball66
    @footyball66 2 года назад +131

    Looks like they are landscaping the garden. Going to be a nice view once that's done.

    • @Sean-kw3rg
      @Sean-kw3rg 2 года назад +2

      There’s a lake view from some cells

    • @footyball66
      @footyball66 2 года назад +6

      @@Sean-kw3rg I think they are building an outdoor swimming pool with a jacuzzi and bar.

    • @JesseGelatnis
      @JesseGelatnis 2 года назад

      Bro wait til the carousel 🎠 and water slide 🌊 are completed

  • @gordonbennett3213
    @gordonbennett3213 2 года назад +125

    Nice single cell with the shower, this is 5⭐
    Enhanced wing for very important prisoners

    • @imyoureboss7604
      @imyoureboss7604 2 года назад +12

      All new prisons built are going single cell for all prisoners

    • @cmdrhb8659
      @cmdrhb8659 2 года назад +8

      Thats just a standard cell now , enhanced means access to more visits and a console 🤣

    • @harleydavid7347
      @harleydavid7347 2 года назад +1

      No just a new jail. Get your facts straight

    • @gordonbennett3213
      @gordonbennett3213 2 года назад +5

      @@harleydavid7347 chill big man

    • @cmdrhb8659
      @cmdrhb8659 2 года назад +4

      @@harleydavid7347 came out swinging lmao

  • @astroblemeRC
    @astroblemeRC 2 года назад +81

    Even the narrator makes it sound so nice! A gentleman

  • @Maverickkk
    @Maverickkk Год назад +5

    Looks better than the student accommodation I paid a ton to stay in

  • @beau3532
    @beau3532 2 года назад +16

    Looks better then some travel lodges I've stayed in 😂

  • @muscleman9917
    @muscleman9917 2 года назад +23

    The “put the knifes down “ part threw me off until I realized it was in the UK😂

    • @IJFJJAJI
      @IJFJJAJI Год назад

      higher rate of knife crime in the usa than the uk

  • @MuaythaiLee
    @MuaythaiLee 2 года назад +4

    No interest rates and heating inflation to pay, drugs on tap... See you in 6 months!!! Probably won't be built by then either 🤣

  • @Mong-Clizzy
    @Mong-Clizzy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thats a damn sight nicer than the cell i was in in HMP winchester B wing. That looks like a hotel room

  • @glue-sniffer
    @glue-sniffer 2 года назад +340

    It looks better than B cat locals and at least you're not having to share a cell with some spice smoking div that don't shower

    • @slongwong4894
      @slongwong4894 2 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @slongwong4894
      @slongwong4894 2 года назад

      I’d slap the stinky bastard and tell him to get a wash 😂

    • @elizabethii9336
      @elizabethii9336 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 2 года назад +13

      @THE SCOUSE FELLA Easy to say when you sit at home all the time.

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 2 года назад +33

      @@jaydub2546 even if he did sit at home all the time he can get up, walk out and leave whenever he wants. That's called freedom R kid.

  • @rockyroad3779
    @rockyroad3779 2 года назад +4

    People are paying thousands for a smaller room than that in NY

  • @kevrobmc
    @kevrobmc 2 года назад +105

    Looks cozy ☕️

    • @xendez
      @xendez 2 года назад +1

      add some buff black dudes it’ll start to wear on ya

    • @blixxy1320
      @blixxy1320 2 года назад

      @@xendez there’s black people in the uk?

  • @curtisbradbury8399
    @curtisbradbury8399 2 года назад +5

    Yer 3 meals a day warm, clothed tv. Why families are struggling to eat.

  • @JBfromFL
    @JBfromFL 2 года назад +71

    Nice window. Let me know when construction is finished. Maybe I'll move in

  • @Liveforeever
    @Liveforeever 2 года назад +9

    It's like a travelodge but free

  • @marcusnicholson1295
    @marcusnicholson1295 Год назад +1

    I’ll pay £200 a month for that - room service- free meals - shop - Breakroom - gym - education- new friends- barber shop - vape pens and trained security , it’s a bargain . Did I miss anything? 😂😂😂

  • @amir021idm
    @amir021idm 2 года назад +179

    bro that’s motivating 😂

  • @hibana_oonana728.psn.9
    @hibana_oonana728.psn.9 Год назад +37

    “it’s free real estate”

  • @aleksandarpavkov
    @aleksandarpavkov 2 года назад +4

    Looks nicer than many homes in the UK...

  • @mr.fahrenheit3460
    @mr.fahrenheit3460 Год назад +5

    “You got a good life!” -Prison Mike

  • @connorwilson8078
    @connorwilson8078 2 года назад +4

    They should show this kind of stuff in high school when they start , will make them rethink, they should be shown real consequences and what it does to your family’s, not worth it kids

  • @jackhayward6716
    @jackhayward6716 2 года назад +41

    That’s like a hotel room compared to the pads I been locked up in lol

    • @gdcodurham.
      @gdcodurham. 2 года назад +1

      Init will have bars put on outside job ain't Finnished yet

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 года назад +2

      Yes n we pay for their stay. It’s always the good people who have to pay for everything these scum criminals do

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus 2 года назад

      @@Shrnirpledorp you would prefer them out on the streets running amongst each other?

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 года назад

      @@HPsawus no, we prefer them not having an hotel room.

  • @BANNON10000
    @BANNON10000 2 года назад +5

    Fuckin ell is an upgrade an all that’s fuckin sweet tha

  • @thetruth1167
    @thetruth1167 2 года назад +61

    Much better than some hotels I've paid to stay at

    • @sunnysunshine1353
      @sunnysunshine1353 2 года назад

      I work at a hotel and I agree🤣
      I'll never stay in a hotel again after seeing some of the things that go on

    • @alexandercrush
      @alexandercrush 2 года назад +1

      @@sunnysunshine1353 What do you mean? What are they doing to the hotel rooms 🤔

    • @sunnysunshine1353
      @sunnysunshine1353 2 года назад +1

      @@alexandercrush firstly some people wet the beds, and they don't change the toppers, just put fresh bed sheets over the dried piss stain, secondly the dishwasher doesn't even clean the plates and cutlery properly, still food and stains on it, but they still put them out to use.
      Mostly the cheaper hotels, the more expensive ones tend to have better standards.
      If you ever find yourself in a hotel, look under the bed, if there is all manner of rubbish under there you know it's poorly run, as it's the most neglected part of the room

  • @Growdankmeds
    @Growdankmeds 2 года назад +48

    Reminds me of my life without actual jail 😅

  • @loveulong
    @loveulong 2 года назад +37

    Pretty nice new build cell. Single cell to yourself. Half decent view from that cell too. I stayed in much worse 👍

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 2 года назад +1

      No bills to pay, get fed 3 times a day why not

    • @DM-ry3nw
      @DM-ry3nw 2 года назад +2

      This is a prison? I thought this was public housing😂 This looks nice I’d live here if it’s in a good spot. Don’t ever complain again UK, even the US’s prison is literal hell compared to this, and it’s not that bad compared to some countries.

    • @KatatonicKym
      @KatatonicKym Год назад

      @@DM-ry3nw I actually think it’s a hotel shell he’s a builder trolling lol nobody gets single cells in UK unless they on nonce wing and live single cell for their own protection 😂

    • @owwwwww948
      @owwwwww948 Год назад

      you must be one of those badman out there

    • @bepropro
      @bepropro Год назад +1

      Anyone been in Lithuania.? 6ppl in 8²m cell. No glass in the window. When wake up in the morning no need to wash face as u got snow all ower you already

  • @C_nasty831
    @C_nasty831 4 месяца назад +1

    Y’all got it better then most jails or prisons out there

  • @karlsanderson8127
    @karlsanderson8127 2 года назад +11

    It's supposed to be a prison not a luxury hotel for them this country to soft for punishing criminals

    • @joshuarankin8141
      @joshuarankin8141 2 года назад

      I think it's more cause it's just being built alot of prisons nowadays were built years ago

  • @jaggythistle112
    @jaggythistle112 2 года назад +5

    Don't forget the kettle boss 🤣

  • @craniumjunglist8934
    @craniumjunglist8934 2 года назад +7

    No bars on the windows yet .

    • @ItzzzRhys
      @ItzzzRhys 2 года назад +2

      That’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂 easy escape man’s gunna be digger jacking n ramming the jail 😂

  • @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood
    @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood Год назад +2

    Looks better than a P&O ferries room I recently had the misfortune of sleeping in.

  • @Darrahsdriftgarage
    @Darrahsdriftgarage 2 года назад +6

    Worrying thing is, it’s nicer than a lot of peoples actual homes. They should be in some grotty Thailand jail, no tv. This is supposed to be punishment, for some this is luxury

    • @Darrahsdriftgarage
      @Darrahsdriftgarage 2 года назад

      @Gorgeous George knob…. Lol
      Obviously you felt agitated by my comment stating that this cell is nicer than some peoples homes, with your outlook on life my guess would be you fall well underneath that category

    • @710m
      @710m 2 года назад

      @@Darrahsdriftgarage you cant rehabilitate people in shit conditions….this cell is the bare fucking minimum…

    • @Darrahsdriftgarage
      @Darrahsdriftgarage 2 года назад

      @@710m some people for sure can rehabilitate, but for murderers, kiddy fiddlers, rapists, they can all rot for all I care…
      Some petty crimes, drug related crimes which aren’t so serious, okay cool, but for the worst of people this is just too much luxury whether it be the bare minimum or not

    • @710m
      @710m 2 года назад

      @@Darrahsdriftgarage what about those wrongfully convicted? I dont agree that people serving life should rot in bad conditions…definitely shouldn’t have luxuries AT ALL but they shouldn’t be mistreated. Sorry maybe i was just brought up differently. Cheers Ross.

  • @graytoby1
    @graytoby1 2 года назад +12

    Wow looks more spacious than my student accommodation when I was at university. Probably cheaper too

  • @XXXLAVERICKXXX
    @XXXLAVERICKXXX 2 года назад +4

    That’s the problem. People only think when it’s too late.

  • @philipsmi-lenguyen8155
    @philipsmi-lenguyen8155 Год назад +1

    Nice. Wow, looks pretty nice new n comfy to be honest. Looks way better and more newer than a hotel room.

  • @ubahfly5409
    @ubahfly5409 2 года назад +21

    Sick digs, bro. And that view is killer !

  • @Izannaziza
    @Izannaziza 2 года назад +12

    Nice and clean with a T.V too and own toilet. I pay taxes and over priced rent and I’m sitting in my room watching this and looking around………They will live better than me.

  • @lolitapitpong3826
    @lolitapitpong3826 2 года назад +24

    That’s prob an upgrade on their accommodation anyway

  • @bigdaz7272
    @bigdaz7272 Год назад +2

    Own pad with a cot, a TV(no TV license harassment), Xbox, en suite your own front door and 3 meals a Day all cooked for you. Much better than being Homeless for sure :)

    • @douBBle0306
      @douBBle0306 14 дней назад

      Xbox 360 that costs £200, door locked 23 hours a day, 14 inch tv with 10 channels, and people screaming out their window all night shouting about shit whilst hearing keys walk past ya door and a screw peeping their nose through ya flap every hour or so 😂 yeah sounds great mate you try it and see if you still feel the same

  • @AndalusianPrince
    @AndalusianPrince Год назад +59

    Better than my studio. Shit's insane.

    • @mad-pit3832
      @mad-pit3832 Год назад

      Work harder then.

    • @UnbakedBeans
      @UnbakedBeans Год назад +2

      @@mad-pit3832 ain't no way you just said that 💀

  • @NorseCode.81
    @NorseCode.81 2 года назад +4

    That looks like a five star hotel for some young folk. Hardly a deterrent

    • @harleydavid7347
      @harleydavid7347 2 года назад

      It’s brand new won’t be long before they scratch and smash whatever they can and the place will stink of weed, spice and scumbags including the spineless wannabe screws

  • @ELIT3__
    @ELIT3__ Год назад +27

    Everyone in the chat:
    “Looks good. Better than….”
    Reality: shafted in the showers, and you can’t leave.

    • @testiclegaming1250
      @testiclegaming1250 Год назад +3

      Sounds nice

    • @KazeHorse
      @KazeHorse Год назад +2

      To some you just laid the icing on the cake 😂

    • @TacticalTartan
      @TacticalTartan Год назад +3

      That soap do be slippery..

    • @paulprendergast3247
      @paulprendergast3247 Год назад +3

      Can tell John's never been to jail with comments like that. You've watched too many prison films mate

    • @cavanbond6359
      @cavanbond6359 Год назад

      @@paulprendergast3247 my thoughts exactly. Shite like that don’t happen in the uk unless it’s a form of punishment. Even then they’ll probably r@pe you with something not themselves it’s not sexual.

  • @johnnylego807
    @johnnylego807 Год назад +1

    Bru they got a full bay window too! wtf 🤣 TV and mattress, i was waiting for him to bring out the champagne 🥂 😂

  • @Brawling_Style
    @Brawling_Style 2 года назад +8

    Looks a decent cell I'd happily do another 6 months in a cell like this, Great sized window also easily breakable I like it.

  • @rossdalziel6615
    @rossdalziel6615 2 года назад +4

    Lol it’s funny how them rooms are bigger than my first room I had in the military after passing out.fucking joke

  • @NayNay-hw6im
    @NayNay-hw6im 2 года назад +7

    That's actually bigger than my room now and it's costing me almost £600 a month lol

  • @paulPeasmarsh
    @paulPeasmarsh Год назад +1

    That's luxury, most UK prisons are old damp and cold some are 200 years old.

  • @nothingtoseehere7777
    @nothingtoseehere7777 2 года назад +4

    Coming from a guy with a mobile phone as a luxury. He don't know about the borstal and DC days then he would of been crying

    • @drips1030
      @drips1030 2 года назад +3

      Most cons nowadays would not hack old school days lol

    • @DannyCrow-16YearsAnd-
      @DannyCrow-16YearsAnd- 2 года назад +3

      This isn’t a prisoner it’s someone building the prison

  • @joshdsimmons90
    @joshdsimmons90 2 года назад +31

    That looks comfy 😍

    • @philtheboi358
      @philtheboi358 2 года назад +6

      I feel like alot of people already never leave home and just watch TV all day. I feel like this would be heaven to some 🤣🤣

    • @jeanlilymanwaring7125
      @jeanlilymanwaring7125 2 года назад +2

      Yes Josh - too damn comfy !

  • @Silkysmooth-qk5nc
    @Silkysmooth-qk5nc 2 года назад +6

    Now if I lived in a dingy flat or on the street and I didn’t know where my 3 meals were coming from each day…..this place looks decent.

  • @ukskywatcher9598
    @ukskywatcher9598 Год назад +2

    Looks nicer than any jail cell or police cell I've ever been in lol 😂

  • @jackmariner
    @jackmariner Год назад +8

    Wait so I get three meals a day, an apartment with a view, a TV, and I don’t have to go to work anymore? I’m not really seeing any negatives here

    • @ThatGuy-re8gy
      @ThatGuy-re8gy Год назад

      U also get ur freedom taken,the rate of you raped beaten, crippled or killed is way higher and everyone u know mostly cut ties and everything that u used to enjoy like a small snacks price is multiplied by 10 and u can barely get that much money in prison

    • @emailbox2976
      @emailbox2976 Год назад

      Only catch is you get violated so you wont have half your privileges

  • @vi.eyeflyy
    @vi.eyeflyy 2 года назад +4

    Come usa prison this is 5 ⭐. UK prison are nice

    • @K1duzdizz
      @K1duzdizz 2 года назад +2

      Because it’s being built it’s brand new u eediat

    • @vi.eyeflyy
      @vi.eyeflyy 2 года назад

      @@K1duzdizz it don't matter prison in the USA are all old like castles . Get ur knife while I use my gun punk

  • @hooded_fighter0730
    @hooded_fighter0730 2 года назад +80

    Looks relaxing, sign me up

  • @darrenmurphy4948
    @darrenmurphy4948 Год назад +1

    That's one nice looking prison shit that's like student accommodation

  • @riglowkun
    @riglowkun 2 года назад +23

    Bruh that's better than my room rn, shieeet where do I sign up

    • @johnnyboy3949
      @johnnyboy3949 2 года назад

      Just buy a knife and get to stabbing in your local city centre.
      Little tip, a way to experience this apartment for longer is to stab a policeman

    • @j.s-r2s986
      @j.s-r2s986 Год назад

      The skreetz

  • @mollywrobleski5178
    @mollywrobleski5178 Год назад +26

    A mattress AND a T.V? 3 meals a day? Education courses? No rent? Courtesy wake up call and showers?
    Upgraaaaade

    • @skatetwopurt
      @skatetwopurt Год назад

      Also no freedom, no choice... not for myself thanks 🙂

    • @diggernick5528
      @diggernick5528 Год назад

      Living with rapists and all sorts. Mad attacks over daft shit. Greatb

  • @deadsheep1559
    @deadsheep1559 Год назад +1

    A fookin tv! I had to chew my fookin batteries for a month to listen to the radio 🤣

  • @robintaylor8450
    @robintaylor8450 2 года назад +13

    Won't take them long to wreck it like they do to all the other prisons and then complain about the mess the cell is in

    • @shropshireladoutdoors743
      @shropshireladoutdoors743 2 года назад

      There is nothing in the cell for them to break its all bonded in and fire proof

  • @ulysses58599
    @ulysses58599 Год назад

    That’s a damn luxury hotel right there, all for free as well. Prisoners over in the UK getting treated better than a US citizen.

  • @jamiehughes5751
    @jamiehughes5751 2 года назад +12

    Looks like a holiday camp to be fair if I needed to I'd happily do time there

  • @davidmcareavey1783
    @davidmcareavey1783 2 года назад +6

    My nephew is doing 25 years not 10

  • @Viewer-discretion-is-advised7
    @Viewer-discretion-is-advised7 2 года назад +4

    Boat migrants got the best deal living for free in a hotel 3 meals a day, pocket money, day trips out every week all paid for by us tax payers.

  • @natekendall1976
    @natekendall1976 Год назад +1

    Bro, single pad...yes please.
    Spending hours a day locked in with someone else is the worst.
    Single cell would be an easy ride

  • @kn902
    @kn902 2 года назад +37

    Looks nice! And a huge window? Yasss

    • @jeanlilymanwaring7125
      @jeanlilymanwaring7125 2 года назад

      Hi, that window should be about a foot square - why should they have a view that practically gives them a kind of freedom ?

  • @stefancastleberry8576
    @stefancastleberry8576 2 года назад +8

    That cell looks like heaven compared to the one I was in and that window is amazing to have you feel free every time you look out

    • @kevb6597
      @kevb6597 2 года назад

      What we're you locked up for ?

  • @Dash7300-
    @Dash7300- 2 года назад +5

    “Put the knives down” if that ain’t the funniest shit I’ve heard lmao.

    • @IJFJJAJI
      @IJFJJAJI Год назад

      what's funny about telling people to stop murdering eachother

    • @Dash7300-
      @Dash7300- Год назад

      @@IJFJJAJI if you don’t think it’s funny no point in explaining it. You won’t get it.

    • @IJFJJAJI
      @IJFJJAJI Год назад

      @@Dash7300- because it isn't funny. also usa has a higher rate of knife crime than the uk

  • @SPiTFiRE_JiMMY
    @SPiTFiRE_JiMMY Год назад

    Hey that cell is nicer than any cell I’ve seen before and it’s a single cell! Living it up there!

  • @tamzy4825
    @tamzy4825 2 года назад +5

    Perfect clip to show my 15 yr old going on 25. I done few
    Yr behind the door ,its waste but saying it, and showing it are 2 things, not that it registers but got to try, kids today aint what they was all about gangs groups AND MUMS KITCHEN KN!@@# no1 nos how to have a stragitner sad times. Respect