holy shit i thought epitome and "epi tome" were two existing words I've never really seen someone say it after seeing it written 😭😭 my partner always catches me out on my silly pronunciations so I'm glad I got to this one first lol
Pulling out a gun and getting that heated over someone npc streaming is way beyond mentally unstable, man should be locked up and put into some kind of rehab, just a matter of time before he actually uses that thing.
Ok so if people don't know, doing something like this in certain states is distributing the peace. It is a minor offense and anyone in the neighborhood could file and call the police on you for it. For property depending on how the road was designed being 30,35,50,75 width foot means will depend on where you can walk by but not break distribution of the peace. He was fine on the sidewalk but at a gas station is usually private property, which more than likely the station itself called on him. I've had cops called on me for doing my job in the field. As I need to slightly walk into their property to do my job, which I'm required to inform the person but many people don't answer their dam doors and I may not sit there knocking for an hour to get your ass outside to be aware I'm doing something. If a person is wearing a highviz they are wearing that to show their location even if they're trespassing legally for their job.
not going to the police and then filming you getting your shit back after getting robbed is somehow the most californian tiktoker thing he couldve done
As well as you (somehow) finding the same guys that robbed you, filming yourself confronting them, and somehow getting your stuff back from them after it was stolen for awhile. Absolutely staged (but Tbf for the police bit, he was constantly encountering them but that’s highly likely to be staged too).
That stream where he’s talking to the police was actually in front of Phoenix Convention Center, there’s a few times where he’s been in Tempe as well sooooo he must travel between Western cities a fair bit
Our major version of your Crime Stoppers in the US was America's Most Wanted. Not sure how familiar it is outside the US, but it was hosted by John Walsh. I remember our family (well because of me primarily lol) watching it religiously for a time. Basically the same premise where they would air reenactments and details of a crime and ask the public to call in if they believe they may know the suspect or any details.
Darkwood video will never come out
He went into the wilderness for parts, I'm betting that the audio balancing is hell
Next Petscop 2
Cruelty squad 2.0
Blud is really making it a 16 hour video 💀
I just want him to do shipwrecked 64 project at this point
"I'm not gonna say Miles Morales over and over again"
**proceeds to say Miles Morales over and over again**
Definitely a sign of someone on HRT
@@redwiltshire1816 bro, what? 😭
@@freniisammii critical has been spoon feeding pyro HRT
@@freniisammiiyou wouldn't get it.
@@cosmiko._ bro, I'm on hrt fym?
YOOOOOOO THAT WAS LEGITIMATELY GALAXY BRAIN
"why arent you out saving the city!?"
"..........FUCK you bro."
I died laughing
lmfao fr
@@jaop3734bro said lmfao fr
@@kurichan355 bro said "bro said lmfao fr"
Bro said " I hope you get testicular cancer"
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 bro said "bro said "bro said lmfao fr"
You forgot the hyphen between "Spider" and "man".
"Spider"-"man"
Everyone always forgets the hyphen
Wait there’s a hyphen ?
@@Miniredpool yes, his name is Spider-Man
@@aidentheonion it was a joke man 😭
Pyro i'm shaking my dandruff onto a picture of you that i have framed beneath my obelisk
We have free will and you chose to comment this 😭
Born to leave a mark on this world and you left a shit stain 😭
hell yeah brother amen 🙏
keep scratching till the flakes turn red 💯
Nahhhh, the comments are crazy today
bro said epi tome
No way people ACTUALLY pronounce it like that 💀
Looking for this comment
THIS and orientated like brother neither of those is correct
I love pyros made up words. They should be real words
holy shit i thought epitome and "epi tome" were two existing words I've never really seen someone say it after seeing it written 😭😭 my partner always catches me out on my silly pronunciations so I'm glad I got to this one first lol
Normal people: "Epitome"
Pryo: "Eppy Tome"
Pyro's true talent is to somehow mess up the pronunciation of every single word he reads.
What’s insane is that there’s no way he hasn’t heard the word epitome before
Video ends: 19:46
Thank you so much the i needed this in my times of trouble which where the first 10 seconds of the video
doing the lords work over here 🙏
thank you ❤
thanks
ty
3 gloops in 1 vlorp?? Felll offfff
He could even pull a dorpo for his mikoa, it's so sad
on splork 😭😭🙏
sploinkleskrob, bloinky splinky 💀💀
It’s skibidoever
I'm sad
I don’t have any funny comments for this one
Pyro doesn't either, so it's chill
Pyro, inflation, lesbian, ps5 has no games.
I’m am le fune
Because it's not funny.
Nah i laughed reading this, keep it up
this comment was funny though so why you lying
The Ballad of Gay Tony pause menu song in the background is chill af
3:57
I too noticed it, and in the last (?) video he used Borderlands 2 music
@@azasasyn9634He (his editor)
@@EggEnjoyeryeah, his dad.
shitty excuse to brag about you played the game
Pyro without feeding slop to the little piggies is truly a moment of all time. If only his dad could see him in prison
your pfp makes this comment 12x more funny 😭
😂😂😂
@@Bartenderdeathslingerthis fan base has the best pfp
pyro fans try to be funny challenge
difficulty: impossible
pyro going for that xqc look
Saying “imma do my own thing” as the police are threatening legal action against you is wild 😂
i loved this addition of 17 minutes of context yap and 2 minutes of actual information
apologize for the double chin
he wears it like hes proud of it
@@dfprod.same with that wig
W pfp ily
The double chin situation is crazy
Its okay
gleeble florp, zeep gorp?
Bybo belloff. Zeebo glews in gwarty bleckins.
According to Google, zeep means soap.
Charborg fans are a plague
GLEEEBLEE GLOP GORP
Glap glap >:(
@@ArazNebizazloap BLoRG bloop
I swear I can never read the word situation without thinking of slop ever again
Six thousand views in only fourteen minutes, impressive performance by all metrics
Pyro post oiled up TF2 pyro gameplay
hearing pyro talk about all of these different internet dramas makes me wish i was in a medicated coma
You take it like such a good boy
says he won't refer to Malik as Miles Morales... continues to say Miles Morales
Pulling out a gun and getting that heated over someone npc streaming is way beyond mentally unstable, man should be locked up and put into some kind of rehab, just a matter of time before he actually uses that thing.
I kinda feel bad for the guy, he genuinely seems pretty chill
Holy hell, TBOGT pause menu music brought so many memories back.
It's a canon event
Ok so if people don't know, doing something like this in certain states is distributing the peace. It is a minor offense and anyone in the neighborhood could file and call the police on you for it.
For property depending on how the road was designed being 30,35,50,75 width foot means will depend on where you can walk by but not break distribution of the peace.
He was fine on the sidewalk but at a gas station is usually private property, which more than likely the station itself called on him.
I've had cops called on me for doing my job in the field. As I need to slightly walk into their property to do my job, which I'm required to inform the person but many people don't answer their dam doors and I may not sit there knocking for an hour to get your ass outside to be aware I'm doing something. If a person is wearing a highviz they are wearing that to show their location even if they're trespassing legally for their job.
I honestly feel bad for this guy. People are tough to deal with at the best of times and he seems pretty close to his breaking point. Poor kid.
All I see is an extremely entitled immature brat thinking people owe him money forever for doing nothing interesting.
you said epi-tome, no more cocomelon for you, pyro.
that second long basement sample was fire lol
" I NEED MORE BULLETS" ~ A real one.
pyro trying to pronounce african american names is the reason i still throw tea in the ocean
That Minecraft gold helmet you're wearing must be squishing your brain at this point...
I love when he says, you’ve probably seen, because I have never seen nor heard of any of these people
You'll never be him, pyro.
Pyro saying infamous over and over when something being infamous means its famous for being bad
I think people have been using it as being famous for having a bad history then beint bad themselves.
Gta balled of gay tony menu music in the background, best song ever.
Pyro i also liked my own comment
And I just liked your comment
Dark wood and fear and hunger vid will never come out lol
Ricky Berwick piling on this dude killed me
Feels good hearing i keep on walking in the background
hes actually unintentionally doing a live audit.
11:32 EPITOOMEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
not going to the police and then filming you getting your shit back after getting robbed is somehow the most californian tiktoker thing he couldve done
As well as you (somehow) finding the same guys that robbed you, filming yourself confronting them, and somehow getting your stuff back from them after it was stolen for awhile.
Absolutely staged (but Tbf for the police bit, he was constantly encountering them but that’s highly likely to be staged too).
We must save my family!
thank you pyro for being the best background noise :)
congrats on 1mil
Woah calm down buddy that’s a bad insult we only do good compliments to pyro like “looking suicidal today pyro!”
WUWA WWWWWW
@@swish-noodlestasty8519 AWAWYAWYAWYUAWYAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wuthering waves is trash.
Holy crap congrats on the 1 million didn't even notice keep up the slop bruv
"Must of been playing California on new game +" - That got a good laugh out of me. That is going to be among my favorite lines.
Spider-Man screaming, "No!" to car keys disappearing is funny.
This man 100% makes enough to to hire a body guard
10:40 I respect the honest, u r so real 4 this
Only know about him from that Druski vid, he was quick to crash out then too.
GTA ballad of Pyro goes hard 🔥
can you also hear the fucking gta 4 paused screen in the background 💀
List of “coming soon” ;) videos
- Petscop 2
- Inscryption
- Darkwood
I think he’s gonna do his own thing
Love the nostalgic Ballads of Gay Tony sountrack
“My dad works for the police” just like miles
No way he just said epitome like that
I NEED MORE BOOOLETS 🗣🗣🗣
The video starts at 3:16
Whenever someone says “NPC stream” I legit cannot stop thinking about “Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
12:42 why’d this catch me by surprise
Pyro explaining the entire history of NPCs every single video:
Darkwood is Cruelty Squad pt 2
The way you pronounced epitome shaved months off my life span, thanks xx
13:12 battleblock theater sound
TBOGT background music is a giant W
This video was very well made, happy to see Asot-ish videos coming back!
that gmod bit was amazing :D
I know this is probably the most overused joke of all time but Pyro's hair looks like his mum brushes it for him every morning
pyro, if that darkwood video doesnt come out soon, I'm gonna snap.
6:02 The freaking panic slide into the door lmao
That stream where he’s talking to the police was actually in front of Phoenix Convention Center, there’s a few times where he’s been in Tempe as well sooooo he must travel between Western cities a fair bit
Bro our universe's spiderman just makes npc streams
Our major version of your Crime Stoppers in the US was America's Most Wanted. Not sure how familiar it is outside the US, but it was hosted by John Walsh. I remember our family (well because of me primarily lol) watching it religiously for a time. Basically the same premise where they would air reenactments and details of a crime and ask the public to call in if they believe they may know the suspect or any details.
HOORAY MORE SLOP!!!!!!!!
Wrong title should be “dark wood the most depressive game you’ve never played”
SIPDERMAN
It's spider-man not spiderman
Mb thegreatacolyt1277 thank you for the kind correction 🕷️
@@TenguMae welcome
@@thegreatacolyt1277 It's SIPDERMAN not spiderman
@@thegreatacolyt1277 so..... spidamen?
Miles Morales is Miles Morales, Peter Parker is Spider Man.
Pyro not being able to say epitome 💀
5:55 that guy works in the defence industry
watching these recent videos by pyro its just like my 88 year old grandpappy trying to explain me 3 week old internet drama
Nah, ama do my own thing.
8:17 "my dad owns roblox" type energy
You should talk about this movie called Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
just telling the police "imma do my own thing" is genius
His loot despawned 😂
Can’t wait for the subreddit to cry again 🎉🎉
8:01 im pretty sure its just him playing Miles, just like how he says "imma do my own thing"
He is doing his own thing
No way! Pyrocynical reference!? 2:36
Pyros livestream situation
Influencers be like: "Ugh, it's so hard being me guys, you don't get it."
Bro I lost it at work when the girl said why aren’t you out saving the city and he just said f you b
Bros too busy editing the slop that darkwood will never come out
Bro really said he wasn't gonna refer to the guy as "Miles Morales", then proceeded to keep calling him that
16:04 BLADEEEE
Alright the title of the video is weird enough, I'm clicking for once
new situation video dropped