This Family has a Weird Relationship with Cattle - Greek Mythology Explained

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @Zickoly
    @Zickoly Год назад +2894

    The worst thing is that this could be referencing multiple greek myths.

    • @saros_system
      @saros_system Год назад +79

      You're not wrong.

    • @yanstein8464
      @yanstein8464 Год назад +111

      agrarian cattle herding society man, they spent so much time with cows of course some people inevitably would be weird about them haha

    • @fatguywhobreathesfire6488
      @fatguywhobreathesfire6488 Год назад +94

      Like in “An incorrect summary of Elden Ring”; he says “my favorite part of the Bible was the genocide” and the top comment said “which one”

    • @SirBoggins
      @SirBoggins Год назад +21

      Zeus: *nervous sweating

    • @Gamer-se9vc
      @Gamer-se9vc Год назад +7

      Yes

  • @dejinnthedjinn5311
    @dejinnthedjinn5311 Год назад +1285

    That close up on Daedalus' face was hilarious. Man questioned his entire life right there.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 Год назад +58

      Dont worry hes gonna have more to qestion in the future

    • @kingsloth1121
      @kingsloth1121 Год назад +93

      He realized in that moment that he flew too close to the sun with that invention.
      Hopefully that won't happen again for anyone he cares about.

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 Год назад +19

      a paying gig's a paying gig

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Год назад +1

      ​@@juanjuri6127 he understood capitalism

    • @TheGrandAvengeR
      @TheGrandAvengeR Год назад +4

      @@kingsloth1121NAHH THATS FOUL 💀

  • @sonofcronos7831
    @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +1412

    For anyone wondering, Minotaur was able to be born because his mother was a imortal goddess. Pasifae was a daughter of Helios and the Oceanid Perseis, she was part of a family of magicians (her sister was Circe and her brother was Aeetes, the father of Medea, all of those were magicians). So since she was a goddess she was able to gave birth to a minotaur that a regular human would not be able to.

    • @a.wenger3964
      @a.wenger3964 Год назад +159

      Is this also why the gods commit multiple acts of incest with no problem? I heard it's because they are made of the same divine substance called ichor which kinda cancels out the biological limitations of mortals.

    • @michaelinnes2754
      @michaelinnes2754 Год назад +100

      This also comes up in some variants of the story of Procris -- Pasifae curses Minos to ejaculate scorpions during sex, which doesn't bother *her*, but kills his mortal mistresses.

    • @sonofcronos7831
      @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +57

      @@a.wenger3964 when working with god genealogy, there no much you can work with, since the number of gods are limited there no much the poets of old can work with. This also happens in the genealogy of humans in mythology, were often the first humans would also marry among themselves, because there is no other option. And the poets did not think of disease back them when dealing with this stuff.

    • @davedarryl4233
      @davedarryl4233 Год назад +14

      Did the baby minotaur carved his way out ala c-section or did he burst open Pasifae's veejayjay?

    • @basantatamang2249
      @basantatamang2249 Год назад +16

      @@davedarryl4233Ehh.. Maybe he just popped out cuz why not

  • @kierariordan8709
    @kierariordan8709 Год назад +301

    To further the weirdness with cows, Europa's great-great-grandmother was Io, who was turned into a cow by Hera after being caught being Zeus' "lover"

    • @maxcat1970
      @maxcat1970 Год назад +53

      Nope, that's wrong. She was turned into a cow by zeus to hide her from Hera, that way she wouldn't know.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Год назад +26

      @@maxcat1970and then she was chased by the furies for a bit.

    • @maxcat1970
      @maxcat1970 Год назад +10

      @@beastmaster0934 that too

    • @beefbossonthewiiu
      @beefbossonthewiiu Год назад +13

      ⁠@@maxcat1970in different versions Hera turns her to the cow

    • @ChristopherHill-nt9ir
      @ChristopherHill-nt9ir 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hey there,smart guy here,on Wikipedia,there is no percent for inbreeding of great grand parents with great grand childs

  • @SanjayMerchant
    @SanjayMerchant Год назад +498

    "I can explain!"
    "I don't want you to."
    Solid gold line.

    • @YuniraFerinia
      @YuniraFerinia 9 месяцев назад +11

      That’s basically what they said lol

  • @PeamThePanda
    @PeamThePanda Год назад +524

    I don't know why, but I really loved the jokes in this episode. Even more so than normally. They're just one banger after another.

    • @TheLoreMaster-72
      @TheLoreMaster-72 Год назад +10

      I absolutely loved the illustration of Daedalus and the kid, it's hilarious

    • @saros_system
      @saros_system Год назад +3

      ​@@TheLoreMaster-72Indeed!

    • @Darknimbus3
      @Darknimbus3 9 месяцев назад +3

      I um…. I see what you did there…..

    • @the_dawgg
      @the_dawgg 8 месяцев назад +1

      😐😑😐💀

  • @acehardware2823
    @acehardware2823 Год назад +242

    The biggest prank Poseidon and Aphrodite pulled on humanity ever

    • @saros_system
      @saros_system Год назад +4

      Indeed.

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Год назад +2

      Wouldn't it have been Eros?

    • @unm0tivateddumdum
      @unm0tivateddumdum Год назад +5

      @@videogollumerno, it would've been Aphrodite. Aphrodite is the goddess of beaty and **lust** while Eros is more about the romantic side of things.. and yk, there was **lust** after the bull, not romantic feelings
      (this is a sentence that i did not expect to write ever)

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Год назад +7

      @@unm0tivateddumdum I'm QUITE certain it's the other way around. Eros is quite literally the Greek word for EROTIC love aka sexual arousal; Eros is the one who stimulates the hormones. Aphrodite, on the other hand, is all about beauty and romance. She's the one who is all with the match making and the shipping and stuff.

    • @unm0tivateddumdum
      @unm0tivateddumdum Год назад +4

      @@videogollumer oh, crap, really? I didn't think of it that way.
      Thanks, ill note that for the future :o

  • @michaeliv284
    @michaeliv284 Год назад +866

    The funny thing is the reason Pasiphae needed the fake cow body Daedalus made was because the bull didn't want to have sex with her.
    She catfish a cow because it had standards!

    • @39zack
      @39zack Год назад +72

      now thats moo!

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 Год назад +63

      that's a way to get around the issue of cownsent

    • @YuniraFerinia
      @YuniraFerinia 9 месяцев назад

      Pasiphae is basically the first ever Zoophile.

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 9 месяцев назад +16

      This is so messed up

    • @KamalikaMukherjee81
      @KamalikaMukherjee81 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jamessirot854
    @jamessirot854 Год назад +318

    I read that Pasiphae and Circe were sisters. So I think that means she was an immortal sorceress also. That explains how she was able to give birth to the Minotaur and survive.

    • @sonofcronos7831
      @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +33

      Yes. The sun god Helios that always appear in the East joined with the Oceanid Perseis (whose name means something like "destruction", a proper name to a nymph mother of magicians). From them were born Circe, Pasifae and Aeetes. Circe and Pasifae, who were immortal, were taken in their father Sun chariot to another islands, Circe to Aeaea, and Pasifae to Crete where she married Minos. Aetes however was mortal for some reason (sometimes you are unlucky and can be mortal even with imortal parents), and to him was given the land of Colchis. Aetes was the father of Medea, another witch, that appears in the Argonautica.

    • @jamessirot854
      @jamessirot854 Год назад +18

      I knew Medea was the daughter of Helios and Medea was Helios' granddaughter, but thanks for the specifics. And a mortal being born from two gods? That's like two wizards having a kid who can't do magic.

    • @sonofcronos7831
      @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +7

      ​@@jamessirot854well Medusa was born mortal to Phorcys and Ceto, but her sisters (Euryale, Stheno) were imortal. Typhon and Echdina were also imortal but their monster children were mortal (they would not die by old age but could be k1lled). River gods and Oceanids were imortal, but from their union were born Naiads, river nymphs that were also not imortal.
      Phaeton was also a son of Helios and a Oceanid called Clymene, but he was mortal too. So sometimes you can be mortal even with imortal parents.

    • @jamessirot854
      @jamessirot854 Год назад +2

      Well that stinks. Thank you for the information. I love learning about mythologies.

  • @MusicallyMeen
    @MusicallyMeen Год назад +97

    Talos: “I made a thingy! What do you think?”
    Daedalus: “Bitch what?”
    *proceeds to murder a child*
    4:14

  • @akai4942
    @akai4942 Год назад +156

    The soldiers using the Dendra armour made me happy : ) i've noticed that bronze age aesthethic you give to some of your greek characters and clothing and I find it fascinating really.

    • @incanusolorin2607
      @incanusolorin2607 Год назад +26

      Also the minoans clothes were clearly inspired by the frescoes in Knossos! His animations may look silly, but there's clearly loads of research behind them

  • @joshualedbetter879
    @joshualedbetter879 Год назад +251

    If I remember correctly Daedalus' was the father of Icarus and, after making the cow suit, both of them were imprisoned on the top of a tower. Daedalus studied the movements of birds to make a set of wings for Icarus out of feathers and wax. Daedalus warned Icarus not to fly too high, as the heat of the sun would melt the wax, but he didn't listen and wound up falling into the ocean.

    • @qwerkiangoita7148
      @qwerkiangoita7148 Год назад +30

      It's correct maybe he's saving this story for the next episode

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz Год назад +11

      Kids never listen

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Год назад +24

      He also couldn't fly too low because, you know,ocean.

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 Год назад +16

      the real question is where did they get the wax from. was this some kind of beekeeper tower??

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Год назад +16

      @@juanjuri6127 Maybe they reused candles they were given or something?

  • @SyonicYt
    @SyonicYt Год назад +134

    Well this is it this the end of Jake being monetized

    • @JakeDoubleyoo
      @JakeDoubleyoo  Год назад +99

      I mean, Sodom and Gomorrah didn't do it, so I might be invincible.

    • @SyonicYt
      @SyonicYt Год назад +26

      @@JakeDoubleyoo hey Jake I’d like to use this opportunity to thank you, you are the one that got me into Greek mythology and Hellenism, I’m even currently writing a book set in Ancient Greece and deals with gods, it wouldn’t have been possible with out you, so thank you for all that you’ve done for me

    • @audiobooksforfree7857
      @audiobooksforfree7857 Год назад +5

      @@JakeDoubleyoo Can you do Hinduism? I really enjoy your videos on Greek mythology. (Make sure not to get canceled by Hindus)

    • @SirBoggins
      @SirBoggins Год назад +2

      ​@@SyonicYtSame here! He's awesome 👌

    • @naked_molerats_are_awesome
      @naked_molerats_are_awesome Год назад +1

      ​@@JakeDoubleyoo not invincible because you wouldn't have gotten away with showing the conception of the minotaur

  • @SirBoggins
    @SirBoggins Год назад +400

    I'd like to see more on the Gods of Rome, along with their similarities and differences to the Greeks, as well as the Gods of the ancient celts, Etruscans & other Italic peoples, too!!

    • @GothPaoki
      @GothPaoki Год назад +19

      99 percent of Rome's mythology is a copy of Greek with different names. Minus the little we know existed before like the origins of romans with remus ,romulus etc

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 Год назад +8

      Nah, Roman mythology is pretty lame. There's only some okay stuff, rest all is basically copy paste

    • @SirBoggins
      @SirBoggins Год назад +5

      @rohanrodrigues7115 I guess Etruscan and Celtic is better instead.

    • @GothPaoki
      @GothPaoki Год назад +4

      @@SirBoggins Celtic is underrated af. And relatively obscure

    • @Shouryavardhansinghtawar-qv4uk
      @Shouryavardhansinghtawar-qv4uk Год назад

      @@rohanrodrigues7115 roman mythology pre-indo-europeans gods are losta nd proto indo european like there is no many afces gods like JANUS KING OF THE GODS AND ROMULUS ETC AND TEHRE ARE LOST SCANDANAVIAN GODS LIKE AESIR BUT OTHER CIVILIZATION VANIR GODS ARE LOSTS AME FOR ALL OTHER CULTURES AND MANY TRIBAL NATIVE GODS ETC NOW UNDERSTAND

  • @mon_moi
    @mon_moi Год назад +39

    Fun fact Cadmus summoning soldiers out of teeth and chucking a rock to make them battle to the death was reused in story of Jason and the Argonauts

  • @kaylaHat
    @kaylaHat Год назад +36

    5:29 of Zeus is such a nice father... * looks at Persephone * sometimes

  • @FrumiousBandersnatch42
    @FrumiousBandersnatch42 Год назад +60

    The most unreliable part of this story is Zeus asking consent at ‏‪3:14‬‏

    • @AhmedBalahim
      @AhmedBalahim 9 месяцев назад

      He never rapes anyone all of his lovers consented

    • @jessnalulila5552
      @jessnalulila5552 8 месяцев назад

      Sometimes woman would have consensual relationships with him

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby 2 месяца назад +3

      @Brxwn9so truly there was no choice 😭

  • @wendigo8799
    @wendigo8799 Год назад +45

    0:18 😂 THAT SCREAM

  • @krismorris4282
    @krismorris4282 Год назад +69

    The character designs in this video were A++. I mean they’re always good but these are extra good. And baby Minotaur is h*ckin’ cute.

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 Год назад +33

    Fun fact for why Crete keeps coming up with Bulls: Crete's original bronze age civilization, the Minoan civilization, wasn't actually Greek at all, it was its own seperate society we know very little about. One things we do know, or at least think, is that bulls were very important to their religion, because we keep digging up ruins and finding frescoes with Bull iconography, most notably depictions of "bull leaping", with people jumping over bulls.
    It's possible that Minoan civilization is also where the 'Labyrinth' myth originated in the first place: The Minoan civilization had these massive fortress-palaces that would have been very maze-like, especially to Greek visitors who didn't know about the 'rules' for getting around them.

  • @toastmaster-r7t
    @toastmaster-r7t Год назад +69

    After having read Circe multiple times I think I forgot just how weird the original stories can be when you don’t have a grounded likable protagonist.

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Год назад +8

      Feminist retelling of stories tend to clean up lots of things to appeal to modern audience. Capitalism and all

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@zainmudassir2964women ruin everything they touch......

  • @smallturtle5449
    @smallturtle5449 Год назад +5

    The cut off screams were arguably the funniest parts of the video

  • @alucardhellsing5466
    @alucardhellsing5466 Год назад +11

    Maybe it's my fondness for cut screams but "Counter Hypothesis" sent me over the edge (pun ABSOLUTELY intended)

  • @kuski5512
    @kuski5512 Год назад +22

    The worst part is that minotaur despite being half bull was fully carnivoruous

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 Год назад +25

    5:59 a "hero" in name only

  • @hiddeberculo6168
    @hiddeberculo6168 Год назад +2

    4:24 should be in a perfectly cut scream compilation

  • @nixthecrow
    @nixthecrow Год назад +17

    I like to believe Cadmus met Harmonia while working for her dad and Ares liked him so much just kinda went "Fuck it, you two should get married," after the servitude was over.

  • @Miss_.anonymously
    @Miss_.anonymously 20 дней назад +4

    0:18 THE SCREAM-

  • @Starii_64
    @Starii_64 Год назад +17

    1:37
    Ares: *AND WHY AREN’T YOU IN UNIFORM*

  • @MorglortheMangler
    @MorglortheMangler Год назад +9

    Every time i watch one of Jake's videos it reminds me how strange and entertaining greek mythology really is. Also the look on Daedalus's face when he saw Pasiphae and the bull going at it was priceless.

  • @lern2reed
    @lern2reed Год назад +26

    I could be misremembering this, but the necklace Hephaestus gave Harmonia somehow ended up with Oedipus’ mother, which made her look young but caused all the nastiness involved in THAT story.

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Год назад +5

      Oedipus' mother's name is Jocasta.

    • @sonofcronos7831
      @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +7

      Yes the necklace was passed to Semele after Harmonia leaved Thebes (and we all know what happened to Semele), then one of the soldiers (Echion i guess) took out the necklace and gave to his son, and this son was the father of Jocasta, and we know what happened to her. The necklace them caused the war of seven against Thebes.
      In historical times the necklace was put in some temple that was robbed and it disappeared forever according to some legend.

  • @coraini666
    @coraini666 Год назад +7

    Daedelus did not build a maze. It was a labyrinth. A maze has at least 2 interconnected points of exit/entrance. A labyrinth has only one. In a labyrinth you get to the middle, do your thang and get out the same way you got in.
    A maze generally works like a troll bridge, preventing you from getting to the other side.
    (Dude. I get you. I'm just getting revenge because I'm not a native English speaker and in Portuguese we have just one word for both: "Labirinto" whether it's a maze or not, and I had to learn that difference the hard way)
    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. PLEASE KEEP UP.

  • @Kat-f3l
    @Kat-f3l 10 месяцев назад +11

    3:20 Is ultra unnacurate, Zeus wouldn't give a single flying fuck if she's down or not

    • @AhmedBalahim
      @AhmedBalahim 9 месяцев назад

      Where did that Zeus is a rapist thing come from because in every myths I've read he never rapes anyone

    • @deltarunecharacter
      @deltarunecharacter 9 месяцев назад

      What are youre sources​@@AhmedBalahim

  • @jdmangrich
    @jdmangrich Год назад +429

    Minotaur, the first furry

  • @theeskimogenie
    @theeskimogenie 8 месяцев назад +4

    Although I do love the entire video, I think one of my favorite parts is Harmonia's happy little gasp at 2:08 after seeing the cake, too.

  • @anne.aka.demeter
    @anne.aka.demeter Год назад +5

    I love how Daedalus just helps Minos and his family. No matter how weird it is... Like sleeping like a bull- ehem.

  • @videogollumer
    @videogollumer Год назад +30

    So either Zeus loves Minos more than Athena (which I doubt), Athena decided that her father justly punished the city she founded, OR she just decided it was not her place to question her father's decisions.

    • @sonofcronos7831
      @sonofcronos7831 Год назад +15

      The last option. Zeus loving Athena does not mean he would not punish the athenians now and them.

  • @YoussefMouline-zo4it
    @YoussefMouline-zo4it Год назад +23

    Why did he he post the reminder 17 hours before its gonna be premiered 💀💀
    Edit: 4:23 and 0:17 THE SCREAMS I CAN’T HELP IM DYINGGG 💀💀😭😭

    • @yanstein8464
      @yanstein8464 Год назад

      ...so that more people would see the notification and be there for the premiere? not everyone lives on youtube lol

    • @YoussefMouline-zo4it
      @YoussefMouline-zo4it Год назад

      @@yanstein8464 I dont live on RUclips as well, I have a life lol💀 it’s just to me 17 hrs seems a bit much 😭🙏

  • @drakio404
    @drakio404 Год назад +2

    4:24 is DEFENETLY my top 2 jokes on this channel right after "MY JORDANS".... it might even have a chance for Top 1

  • @sandradermark8463
    @sandradermark8463 Год назад +50

    Pasiphae, the Cretan bull, and Asterion the minotaur. The first murrsuit (fursona with holes) and furry EVER.

  • @rug8trb8t
    @rug8trb8t Год назад +28

    make the scream from 4:23 into a youtube short

  • @Coffee-ve8ub
    @Coffee-ve8ub Год назад +3

    At 16 seconds into this video and I’m stuck laughing too hard to move on and have replayed it like 5 times already

  • @alberich3963
    @alberich3963 Год назад +6

    When Circe was introduced in Fate, I discovered that Medea and the Minotaur are first cousins

  • @Emzy013
    @Emzy013 Год назад +5

    "Hmm, interesting hypothesis. Counter-hypothesis," *pushes talos off a fucking cliff*

  • @Kaos77
    @Kaos77 Год назад +2

    That scream at 4:23 almost killed me I was eating my spaghetti-Os

  • @cartoonishidealism582
    @cartoonishidealism582 Год назад +128

    Props to Pasiphae for commissioning the first murrsuit in history
    (For the uninitiated a murrsuit is a fursuit with appropriate holes for sexual activities.)

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 Год назад +55

      I didn't need to know these exist
      Why

    • @sillykola50
      @sillykola50 Год назад +44

      Can you un-uninitiate me please, I don't want this information.

    • @LivesInHerBooks
      @LivesInHerBooks Год назад +17

      i do not need this information today...
      really...i didnt

    • @Chi.mer4
      @Chi.mer4 Год назад +9

      Why…

    • @redacted3406
      @redacted3406 Год назад +17

      Well thats a snippet of information i would have happily lived my life without....

  • @decorativewingdings
    @decorativewingdings Год назад +24

    3:53 i hate that you said that too

  • @roneyandrade6287
    @roneyandrade6287 Год назад +8

    The story of how Athens sends their own kids to die is the earliest example of that story trope.
    Like Battle Royale and the Hunger Games.

  • @uumlaut-
    @uumlaut- Год назад +3

    Now we have the answer to "would you still love me if i was a worm", it's apparently becoming one as well.

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +9

    I mean turning into snakes and being entered into the Greecian version of Valhalla is pretty up there on "Fates that happen to people in Greek Myths"
    Like yeah they're snakes but theyre together, alive, and probably happy.

  • @legitusername-zl7to
    @legitusername-zl7to Год назад +3

    4:23 perfectly cut screams

  • @4everhippies
    @4everhippies Год назад +3

    Another great video!! You truly polish your craft with every upload 😌

  • @Ace-ace-baby
    @Ace-ace-baby 10 месяцев назад +1

    “I can explain! I don’t want you to” lmao😂😂😂

  • @edgarochia49
    @edgarochia49 Год назад +2

    0:16 THIS GOT ME CRYIN OF LAUGHTER MAN

  • @c3l3br1tysk1n
    @c3l3br1tysk1n Год назад +2

    I’m actually getting so excited right now because I’ve been wanting you to tell a story of Theseus and the Minotaur for so long but I’m also happy that I could hear Ariadne (and her love story between Dionysus if you cover that)

  • @Olimar92
    @Olimar92 Год назад +8

    It's really weird how often Bestiality happens in Greek Myth, and how often it includes Zeus or Poseidon.

  • @sk416yearsago
    @sk416yearsago Год назад +1

    4:19
    "Intriguing hypothesis. COUNTER hypothesis;"
    "WAAAAA"

  • @ATOM17792
    @ATOM17792 Год назад +6

    4:24 got me crying

  • @kat90414
    @kat90414 Год назад +2

    So the Minotaur's step great uncle is a snake. Neat.

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 Год назад +19

    Knowing how Greek mythology is, we’re about to see some of the wackiest things known to man

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 Год назад +7

      …it was indeed wacky

    • @Maxipadtriplesix
      @Maxipadtriplesix Год назад +4

      @@sml2k186 Quite wackadoo if I do say so myself.

  • @Noyouno1111
    @Noyouno1111 Год назад +12

    imagine being banished from your home because you killed a child then later making a cow disguise for a girl because she wanted to be railed by a cow.

  • @critter5248
    @critter5248 Год назад +60

    Cows are beautiful animals 🐮

  • @-nyx-8850
    @-nyx-8850 Год назад +9

    Zeus's standards be like: "if she has a pulse..."

    • @SirBoggins
      @SirBoggins Год назад +6

      "...my pants will convulse!"

    • @savemeimanobodylostonline4279
      @savemeimanobodylostonline4279 Год назад +3

      Ganymede disagrees with the standards that it has to be a she

    • @-nyx-8850
      @-nyx-8850 Год назад +2

      @@savemeimanobodylostonline4279 You make a good point, though we can't make rules based on exceptions

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 10 месяцев назад

      And along came Zeus!

  • @mikazuki121
    @mikazuki121 Год назад +3

    4:23 THIS HAS GOT ME DYING

  • @La-rataendospatas
    @La-rataendospatas Год назад +1

    Child wants to be great inventor*
    Daedalus:not on my watch!

  • @Eric6761
    @Eric6761 Год назад +2

    I like to think Cadmus was given the city just because Zeus was like: "Just give him a city instead of his sister"

  • @TheJelocake
    @TheJelocake 9 месяцев назад

    That scream talos made when he got pushed off the cliff was golden

  • @il-dottore
    @il-dottore Год назад +8

    I'm not sure how much of Canaanite mythology is preserved, but I'd be interested in seeing a version of the Baal Cycle

  • @melvinzhang2699
    @melvinzhang2699 Год назад +2

    Another amazing video😊, keep the good work❤

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus Год назад +1

    "He declared a war on Athens."
    * _pumps a shotgun with murderous intent_ *
    Ahah!

  • @Frostbiteonabudget
    @Frostbiteonabudget 7 месяцев назад +3

    3:32 mentions Minos
    My honest reaction:
    THY END IS NOW!

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +1

    "We'll call that a happy ending."
    For a given value of happy, sure.

  • @KyleZager
    @KyleZager Год назад +6

    I got my wish! Love how weird and messed up Crete is.
    Next time on Greek Mythology Z: will Icarus fly either too low, ruining his janky wings, or possibly too high, also ruining his janky wings?? Will his name get associated with hubris? Find out next time!

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t Год назад

      @KyleZager
      Basically, Knight of the Zodiac-Saint Seiya.

  • @SirBoggins
    @SirBoggins Год назад +21

    This is clearly about KING MINOS & THE MINOTAUR!

  • @Stejers
    @Stejers Год назад +3

    Imagine jake covering how helen of troy was born

  • @windmill4546
    @windmill4546 Год назад +10

    i’ll be back in a few hours lol

  • @Tophat-Turtle
    @Tophat-Turtle Год назад +4

    1:25 isn't this the same as in the argonauts and the golden fleece???

  • @lizerd2
    @lizerd2 Год назад +1

    Europa screaming got me on the floor-

  • @RandomPerson28337
    @RandomPerson28337 Год назад +14

    4:38 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Alex_White2
      @Alex_White2 5 месяцев назад

      Daedalus’s Thousand Cubit Stare

  • @pentiumdeusex-machina4645
    @pentiumdeusex-machina4645 Год назад +1

    Zeus: "Dude, that chick has such big milkers that I'm gonna make her whole family story be all about cows."

  • @ycajal
    @ycajal Год назад +1

    I love how you drew the chad cow😂😂😂😂

  • @Kazh2474
    @Kazh2474 Год назад +1

    I read the caption as "watch this if your family has a weird relationship with cattle".... so of course I clicked on it

    • @JakeDoubleyoo
      @JakeDoubleyoo  Год назад +2

      Yes officer, this is the comment.

    • @Kazh2474
      @Kazh2474 Год назад

      @@JakeDoubleyoo In my defense, yeehaw

  • @blackdragon7041
    @blackdragon7041 Год назад +2

    Will the Minotaur continue to claim lives? Will Minos sit unrivaled as the king of Crete? And do Cattle have any parental rights under greek law? Find out! In the next heart pounding episode of Greek Mythology Z!!

  • @thecorn-cl2vg
    @thecorn-cl2vg Год назад

    I’m really happy you finally mentioned Minos , shit made my day.

  • @Mustafa70116
    @Mustafa70116 Год назад +1

    Dont forget when Heracles was called to get rid of the bull

  • @lunerishauntingbeowulf
    @lunerishauntingbeowulf Год назад

    Each video I watch of this channel is better than the next!

  • @thiosemicarbizidebenzoylal2921

    This channel is a riot. Kudos.

  • @ars_moriendi
    @ars_moriendi 8 месяцев назад +1

    At what point do you think Daedalus was starting to rapidly scroll through job listings that might require him to relocate from Crete?
    (Also super love the fact that you had the Minoans in Ancient Aegean clothing!)

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 Год назад

    “I can explain!”
    “I don’t want you too.”

  • @andredepadua8799
    @andredepadua8799 Год назад +2

    The Phoenicians and Minoans using culturally appropriate clothing in this video (instead of Greek clothing) is very nice

  • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
    @Livi-chan435-xq6vy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Seeing Cadmus in a maid outfit is hilarious

  • @carlrevans
    @carlrevans 7 месяцев назад

    The number of perfectly cut screams in this video. /*Chef's Kiss*/ glorious.

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад +1

    "I making a fortune out of this weird *ss family" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @riff_raf
    @riff_raf Год назад +2

    I was literally JUST wondering when you were gonna post again

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall Год назад

    Man, crazy to imagine that this is also similar to what happened with the guy that says “THY END IS NOW”

  • @therongjr
    @therongjr Год назад +4

    When the happiest ending is being turned into a serpent along with your wife and go to live in the good version of the Underworld.

  • @Didyoudoyourdailylesson
    @Didyoudoyourdailylesson Год назад +1

    The screaming is so perfect.

  • @ImmortalIdeas
    @ImmortalIdeas Год назад

    Just stumbled across this channel.
    And it's Hella great!!
    Awsome job bro. From the history to the drawings. Perfect.

  • @zombusshankus9589
    @zombusshankus9589 Год назад +9

    You should cover Finnish mythology, it is pretty cool and underrated!

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 Год назад

    I freaking love that cut off scream from Talos for some reason 😂😂