Marine Corps Room Inspection *Lite Version*
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2012
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[November 10, 2020; there is so much I would change if I could do this video over]
This is a very "easy" room inspection in the Marine Corps. This is what's expected of a Marine who lives in the barracks. Not only does this make a Marine fearful of using their own shower, because it may result in a room failure due to water on bathroom floor, but this is only expected of single Marines in the Corps who occupy military quarters. Marines usually do not return to their own room for periods up to 18 hours in fear that a molecule of pollen may enter their room and land on a dark surface so that it may be seen, which will result in an infraction. Marines often take every piece of furniture out of their rooms to ensure that not one speck of dust is inside of the room. Marines easily spend anywhere from 6-8 hours cleaning their "disgusting" rooms. Marines regularly take any object in the room that is not organic to the room, e.g. alarm clock, phone charger, hand soap, body wash, framed picture, additional pair of shoes, ect. and put them up just, because it is deemed prohibited to be in eye's view during an inspection.
This is, again, an "easy" room inspection.
This video is satirical in nature and in no way endorsed by the United States Marine Corps. 
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"Video recorded vertically. Infraction."
Very true lol. It was the first video I'd ever recorded. #MuchShame
"First ever video recorded. Infraction"
Yes
anonymous anonymous “comment on RUclips section made by an anonymous user. Infraction, write it down”
Thank you 🤣
”How mom thinks our guests are gonna look through my room”
Lmaooooo
🖐🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooooooooo that’s so true
FACTS
💀
“Four Marines in a room clearly designed for one person, infraction write it down.”
This legit happened to me. Well not me, because I was Air Force. A group of Marines moved into our dorms, forcing us to relocate to a different dorm. I walked by my old dorm room later (it was on my walking path to the gym) and there were 4 Marines' names on the door for the room I had to myself. Poor dudes. 😆
@@BlueDrew10 nas pensacola?
@ 3:00 Yes as a N8V I completely understand and feel offended that he didn't have the USA flag.
@@ramirezt.649 Sorry, guess I missed your reply. No, it was Andersen AFB in 2014.
@@BlueDrew10 Airman visited room. "infraction, write it down"
When i was a corporal and i had to sometime inspect rooms, i would get peanut butter packets from the chow hall and i would wipe some on my finger. I would then pretend to inspect the toilet and act like i got shit on my fingers. I would ask the marines i was inspecting if this was shit and i would sniff it in front of them and then i’d eat it. Man, i was so dumb
fucking genius move
I love it
This shit is too funny I'm howling
You my friend, are a beautifully smart bastard
I don't like the term "chow hall". Infraction.
"Appearance of dust, but not really dust" lmao
That's my favorite one ;)
That shit deadass happened to me too
That's legit true. They'll hit you for the TV every dang time just because the light shines like dust from above. Even if you wipe it it's impossible to keep a black surface shiny object from showing no dust 2 minutes into an inspection.
The color of the carpet got me 😂😂
I’m surprised this video hasn’t gone viral! 😂
My brother said he got an infraction because when the inspector opened the door too quick he caught a gust of wind. “You angled the trajectory of the airflow to be hostile towards your superior’s” is what he actually said.
He then realized he should have stuck with Airforce.
Wait what lmao
No way this is real, no fucking way. Please don't let it be true!!
😂
Alex please let it be true!
"When it's impossible to appease, you learn to deceive."
"I wasn't declared supreme ruler of the universe, write it down, infraction."
Thats a court marshal right there, that would mean you are greater than the US of A
@@thefallenjedi66 Trying to court marshall me, infraction
almost read that as "was" and nearly spat my water out
@@TrianglePants not enough bearing to hold in water, infraction
They are so angry when the rooms is perfect, they will actually swap the INSIDE of a wall socket to find a speck of dust. Big tip: don’t be perfect
Dude same thing happened to me. I had an inspection from my 1SG and my room was super clean. He was pleased, but then he stuck his pinky inside the telephone port that no one uses nowadays and preceded to inform me on how disgusting I was.
Really as active duty they are that bad?
In the Army the acting first sergeant we had, before our new 1st came, was extremely strict. Lil black lady who couldn't pass a PT test.
But she could never get me for anything in my room. I made sure to go to the annex and get everything new, toilet seats, window blinds etc.
@@darkgreen9360 Unclean telephone port? what if you need to connect a phone to make a call? infraction write that down
Bigger tip, don't join the military
@@LunaticTheCat massive tip, make sure to piss before you take supplements
"The marine in the mirror is devastatingly handsome. Write it down."
Mickey Beahl I want his name, we’re going to question him. Could be a liberal.
Mickey Beahl wrong usage of the word “you’re” infraction.
@@xRedNationx Grammar Nazi, infraction.
Even retards can be good looking think about it has nothing to do with making our troops better everything he just did is bullshit and you know it and so do I
Ken Michener hey man, we all know it’s a joke🤣
"My wife is leaving me because I'm always here instead of spending time with her and the kids. Write it down, infraction."
So hilarious!! With all three infractions you'll be good with algebra.... write it down!! 🤪
Lol lol lol
Lololol
JAJAJAJAJAJJAA
Lol lol lol
One time the SGM came in with The BC and he told me to cut my hair or he was going to do it. He then left the room. I cut my hair off on the sides and it looked horrible. He then came back in and laughed at me. He then left the room.
Lmao Marine SGM sounds hilarious. Most our higher Cadre in the Army don't even interact with soldiers on that personal level. At least the ones at my units I should say.
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
What a tool
@@Praise___YaH idk what YAH is but stop
I'm a janitor. My mentor Frank, was a navy officer for 20 years. Made Capitan. He legit taught me to clean like a sailor. White glove and all. Did one thing wrong, you do it all over again. I'm glad he did that. I've gotten 3 merit raises because of him.
hows that 300$ extra a month treating you
@@grabng0411 pretty damn good!
US Military: Best janitorial training in existence.
He was an officer for 20 years and only madr captain?
@@solemvow6281 Maybe that's all he wanted.
This is why Marines would rather be in deployment. You don’t have all these silly room inspections when you sleep on the ground.
By design.
maybe thats the trick to get marines to go to war
@@andrebrandao3638 We gladly go to war when we are ordered to do so. We do not need a trick. Read a little history about the finest fighting force the world has ever seen. The Marine infantrymen's mission is to close with and destroy the enemy any time any place.
Stillamarine 1001 I was just joking my man, I have all the respect for the marines and the sacrifices they make.
Stillamarine 1001 reh
*Navy Flag in Barracks*
“Infraction, kill em.”
"One day, we'll have our own navy, just like we have our own air force. We'll also get our tanks back to fulfill the Army part. Just wait, Lieutenant. That day will come."
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 How about the Marines become the military? I think that'll be a good idea
Marines, a department of the Navy. Don't forget who's Daddy
@@hellfireslayer2119 no shame in having a gay dad I suppose.
Haulin y’all ass everywhere 🤦🏾♂️ 😂
“I had to walk in this room write it down infraction”
2:22 "surfaces too clean write it down!"
3:25 "The appearance of dust, but not really dust write it down"
Infraction
Timestamps demonstrating inconsistency. Infraction, write that down.
"Crayons aren't labeled properly so that the private doesn't know which day he should have them for lunch. Infraction."
The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of Marines.
Lord, how they could fight! [MGen. Frank E. Lowe, USA; Korea, 26
January 1952]
Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the
same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines. [Gen. John J.
"Black Jack" Pershing, USA; 12 February 1918]
I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and
there is not a finer fighting organization in the world! [Gen.
Douglas MacArthur, USA; Korea, 21 September 1950]
We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the
northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in
the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?
[Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff;
during
the assault on Grenada, 1983]
Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem.
[Ronald Reagan, U.S. President; 1985]
"Italian Flag, inappropriate...Infraction" "I want to know who this marine is, he could be a traitor"
😂😂
😂😂😂😂💯🇺🇲💪
Dan Tirk oh shit wassup
@@zachmetz9011 Georgia army national guard is what's up, lol yeaahhhhhh what now
He said something between that, you typed that wrong.
My two favorite moments of Marine inspections.
1 - Camp Hansen barracks with shared bathroom. Gunny fails one room for a dirty bathroom. Walks across hallway to inspect other room. Comes back and inspects the room that was connected to the first room's bathroom. Inspects room and then walks into bathroom (again, the same one he viewed before) and says "This is what I'm talking about!" and passes the room.
2 - Another Gunny that proceeds to flip a dryer upside down, reach inside to get grease on his hand, and fails the common areas. The guy was not the brightest. We found out he likes Harley's so we would randomly leave a new Harley Davidson magazine laying out. He would always notice it and we would be like "Gunny, you want it? We've already read it." Passed every time.
ahh bribery, the oldest work of humanity
"More boots than expected of a Marine."
"YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY BOOTS, SIR!"
“Lights didn’t turn on when I walked in write it down Infraction”
“I had to turn the lights my self write that down infraction “
Buy one, get one free
If it was real he would have written up 2 more infractions, one for the lights not automatically turning off and another for having to turn them off himself.
I honestly don't get that part, are they supposed to buy automatic lights that they don't need just to please their superior?
@@Rieras yes
@@leovang3425 ..those are horrible superiors
The sad part is that this is damn near exactly how it works
I'm in the Marine Corps right now they are not this thorough today was room inspection they were supposed to be here hours ago they never showed
@@trentdevlaminck9927 depends on your command
Trent DeVlaminck fr man. My Cpl came in said what’s uuuuup man. And left
No
That's the new corps, wouldn't want to hurt y'all's feelings, prolly never even experienced a Chinese field day. Your chain of command is failing you.
“I want all my groceries in one bag, but I don’t want the bag to be heavy or it’s an infraction”.
Surprised he didn't completely lose his mind over the wrinkly sheet on the lower bunk.
Exactly what I was thinking!
"didn't receive head when I walked in, write that down"
Leave that one for the Navy. :D
@@alexandershultz9913 FU leave us Sea Turtles alone LOL
Tosco the homies didn’t kiss me goodnight, infraction.
@@alexandershultz9913 ha... unlesss you do special warfare bafoon. Navy jokes are dumb
@@alexandershultz9913 underrate comment
“Trash in the trash, infraction.”
Alex O For room inspections, the trash can is supposed to be empty with a fresh bag.
Matthew Garner You dont say.
Alex O Obvious sarcasm. Although, there’s much funnier things we can point to the civvies. Need we bring up crazier things, like no dust in door gasket of a fridge?
This actually happened once oof
Matthew Garner I know, trust me. Nothing is out of the question and I also understand that trash in the trash bin during inspection is unsat. Lol, or a crack on the wall thats been there or a missing boot under the rack or a fresh roll of TP without the 45 and the chevron on it to keep it as such. Possibilities are endless especially when NCO’s want to mess with junior marines who cant keep from messing up.
u can hear the camera man trying so hard not to laugh🤣🤣
"It's too clean. There's something fishy about this room"
Osama Bin Laden: *sweating profusely*
Saddam Hussein: *Sweating next to him*
*prostitute in closet sweats profusely*
"could be a traitor"
Osama was almost caught by one person
HERE is The TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Turn water on in a dry sink, then turn it back off. “Water in the sink, infraction.”
Shit like that is BIG facts. I remember I got inspected one time and the dude walked into my room with dust on his finger from the marines room across from me and immediately failed me with dust from someone else’s room.. then failed two others the same way and told us he “isn’t checking more rooms til midnight... don’t go to bed until your room passes..”... it was a long night.. and Saturday we had to redo it..
@@carluvu513 ah life of a marine
@@carluvu513 I woulda requested mast on his bitch ass. They learn REAL quick to stop fucking around when you put their career on the line.
@@carluvu513 I had instructors in SAR academy stomp all over our moped floor then get us for tracking mud in.
Swugward people you reporting to would just laugh at you. they do all that unreasonable for a reason
You could tell this actually happened to him recently and this is his way of retaliating 😂
The thing that gave it away was when he said “the appearance of dust but not really dust. Infraction”
make an attack or assault in return for a similar attack.
"the blow stung and she retaliated immediately"
repay (an injury or insult) in kind.
"they used their abilities to retaliate the injury"
Similar:
fight back
strike back
hit back
respond
react
reply
reciprocate
retaliating is tied for the most syllables doe!
Can't fool you
@@ramendevil321 For me it gave it away when he looked at the door frame with that stupid fucking face.
hate to be that guy, but in the description it says that this is not an actual US marine corps room inspection
I remember watching this the first time and relating to the hardships, and now I watch it years later after having got out and miss these moments terribly. Something about seeing my old room really made me miss the good times.
Being reminiscent. Infraction
2:28 wha- what is this? Wha- I don't even know what that is, write that down thats an infraction.💀💀
We had one of our CWO's come in and do an inspection at one point with some random higher-ups, I don't really know who they were. Anyways, we had to wait outside our rooms for this one and accompany them as they did their inspection. They were about three rooms down from mine, and this shit was coming out one way or another. I had to drop it super quick knowing I was going to have to do another quick wipedown to clean whatever minute "infraction" occurred during this op. So I do my thing, completely douse the head with a bunch of smellgood to clear the stench, re-fold the toilet paper into the little triangle, wash my hands, wipe down any water droplets from the sink, and make it back to my door just as they were exiting the room right before mine. By this point, I'm on edge, but I made sure to remain calm throughout the whole thing. We start walking around my room, they're checking things out, and finally we make it to the bathroom. They open the door, and wow! they were impressed. CWO liked it so much, he started swallowing air super eccentrically. He even started encouraging everybody to smell how good it was in there. He said "Ya'll smell that?! That's what cleAAAAn smells like!". And I just stood there and watched as my CWO and a group of other officers sniffed and analyzed the air of the bathroom I just freshly shat in. That was a good Friday.
This is fucking glorious. I 1,000% would have lost bearing.
lol what a story! Somehow Im not surprised that the COs find the faint smell of shit appealing considering how much brown nosing their careers require.
Too funny
So america is dumb ? 😂😂
That is one of the funniest comments I have ever read. In tears.
Imagine him criticising his wife’s cleaning at the home the same ways he does at work
imagine him married!?
"infraction"
Piece of dirt? *Infraction*
THE FOOD DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH SALT INFRACTION WRITE IT DOWN
“Assuming I want to hear what happened at work: infraction”
"I got non-rec for SGT again write it down, infraction"
"I don't like xbox write down"
"Water in the toilet, infraction"
A pissed senor will always find something.
“I don’t like the color of the carpet. Write that down, infraction”
Gold. Solid Gold
Surface is too clean .. Write it down.
There's something fishy about it😂💀
Devil Dog lol
So it supposed to have dust cuse him ago seh something then write it down.
🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
Could be an ambush😂
Smells fishy in here, this marine was getting lucky... Right that down.
It’s all fun and games until he realizes it’s his room 😂
For some reason i read "his" as "a"
The funny part i know its a joke but I bet money it really was his own room lmao after the first couple minutes I knew it was an exaggeration joke video there's a lot tho I was in the army years ago just exaggerated which is hilarious I give this a like
I was gonna say bet its his room lol
@@lolrekt6269 same 😂
Gordon watching videos about marines, instead of finding the lamb sauce
“Don’t like the color of the carpet, write it down.”
“Sir the carpet has been that color for 87 years.”
“I said write it down.”
"The broomstick is yet to fall out of my ass. Write that down."
Yeah I'm going to need you to take that broom and come sweep this shadow until it's gone.
This is my new favorite comment.
*turns off light*
"Corporate, shadow has been swept, corporate!"
I had my guys sweep all the sunshine off the pavement
Sounds like the time a buddy of mine had to mop rain
J lmfao I can imagine that
I wonder how many people think this is an unrealistic joke...?
Michael Degginger no kidding! Lol
Every person who hasn’t been Army or Marines (I don’t know what the Chair Force and Sea Turtles do).
@@kenconnelly773 same shit
It's real life forsure
"Unrealistic" yeah, okay. You've never had a room inspection in the corps from some jackass newly promoted power hungry fuccboi cpl.
The military gives you things, then gives you infractions for having said things.
Sometimes, when I start to miss the barracks life, I come back to this video and remember that life is so much better with a DD214
"I wanna know who this marine is. We need to question him."
*"Could be a traitor."*
a thousand likes, no replies. quite strange
11 months ago 1 reply. Strange
@@Adrian.831 infraction write it down
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH i murder children for a living
"too many boots for a marine" 😂😂😂
I died laughing at that! Luckily I watched that part again and restarted my heart.
Yup cause we all know MARINES don't need boots
so a marine isn't to have that many?
That's a infraction
@@alansilvero You see.... You have your jungle boots, and your combat boots, then your inspection versions of one or both, and then a backup in case the inspection ones get messed up then a pair of dress shoes, then a pair of dress shoes for inspections, then possibly another backup inspection pair just in case the first one's get even the smallest scuff. Then your civilian shoes, and some people have like 5 different pairs of those as well.
I’ve probably watched this video about 100 times, it keeps getting recommended to me and it never gets old lmao.
"Too many infractions. That's an infraction, write that down."
A DD-214 with "Honorable Discharge" in the table drawer...Infraction.
LOL!!!!!
LMAO😂
this is killed me
"There's To Much Oxygen In This Room, I Dont Like It, Infraction."
"Oxygen-Nitrogen ratio is a percentage point off, infraction, write it down."
Could cause a explosion
Write that down.
Senpai…. you seriously use weird colored carpet
@@ninjabaiano6092
Used “a” next to a voweled word. Infraction, write that down.
Ridicolous. I want to know which marine lives in this room
This video keeps popping up ever year, and it het better ever time.
Well I was a corpsman not a marine but I did spend some time at camp pendleton this is accurate 100%. Brought tears to my eyes from laughing thank you!
"This is cleaner than my room" "Infraction".
Funny thing is after being out for a while I was thinking about going back in. This just reminded me of all the bullshit. God works in mysterious ways.
😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking dead amen brother
Praise gawd
Don't resist, reenlist! 🤣
Join the airforce then you’ll have a lot more fun trust
Ignacio Perez hey brotha are you actually in the AF? I was rly thinking of joining.. I’m 20 yrs young and I have only 1 semester of college behind me.. still don’t have my associates degree.. would u mind telling me more about it and u it’s “so much fun” I feel info u get from a recuiter and an enlisted is much different
Navy Inspection:
My room: *bed unmade*
Petty Officer: “I didn’t see anything.”
😂
Considering this video was 8 years ago the humor was absolutely amazing back then
"Incorrect time on coffee maker."
*Infraction*
Disgusting
Absolutely disgusting room disgusting 😂
I lost it at that one
I actually agree with that one.
All time pieces and time devices shall be within 6 seconds of UTC time as set by the official USNO Master Clock.
"Sss....stuff...theres stuff i dont like it write that down" lmfao too funny
By far my favorite.. Nothing like Sss... Stuff to give your senior DI a fricking aneurism 🤘🤣
😂😂
"I don't like the colour of the carpet, write it down" I just love his imagination
I have 2 stories about room cleaning:
When I was deployed for covid, the rules for room ordering were really easy: nothing on the floor so that it can be cleaned while we work in the hospital. That changed for no reason and when we stopped working for the main hospital and waiting to be sent elsewhere, we were "reorganized" (we cleaned everything, took all our stuff outside, waited an hour and put everything back where it was, that really pissed us off considering the fact that we came back from our off-day only for that, it's important to note that we were all not only reservists but also volunteered to serve for local hospitals) and so when finished we had to clean the room, so we "cleaned it" in order to leave, I was left behind for the room control. One of the higher-ups (we all hated him for his inability to command us but that's a different story) comes in the room, which we tidied more than what was asked but nothing more (it had already been cleaned a day ago and no one was there so no need to IMO). He looks around, looks at the floor and tells me to mop the floor. He comes back later and asks me if it has been done. I tell him that it has been thoroughly cleaned. In reality, I had used a broom on the first meter from the door, everything else was left as it was. He asks for my beret, drops it on the floor (mine's black, you can easily see if there's dust on it, which there wasn't) and tells me it's ok for me to go. If he had checked 30 cm further, the thing would have been covered in dust. The stress was unbearable.
For the second story:
After a pre-military medic camp, we were ordered to clean our dormitory before a specific hour, but while doing so the guys from other dormitories told us the higher-ups wanted us to clean the toilets after we were done with the room. We knew it was a lie and another case of racism from the others (there was only one room of French-speakers, all the others were german-speakers). So we maliciously complied with the order and although we were nearly finished, we started cleaning everything as thoroughly and time-consumingly as possible, we cleaned more than a hundred hangers and ordered them for instance. We collected a small pile of dust under one bed so that the sergeant would tell us to mop again, while doing so, we walked across the clean floor with our dirty shoes to waste time. By the time we where finished, there was no remaining time for us to clean the toilets and they had already been cleaned by the others who tried to make us do their work. The next day, they tried again but we couldn't understand them at first (or at least pretended not to) so they just gave up and let us go.
I took the liberty of noting all infractions:
-Lights didn't turn on upon entry
-Had to turn on lights manually
-Nikes not uniform to eachother
-Rack colors not uniform
-Vacuum cleaner not olive drab/nor at 90 Degree angle rest position
-The presence of both a vacuum cleaner and broom
-Scuffs on floor
-Too many sets of boots
-Too many sets of core frames
-Wonky blinds
-Lamp shade not at 90 degrees
-Unsat carpet color
-Stuff
-Timer on microwave inop
-Coffee maker time incorrect
-Didn't like the soap
-Completely unsat area
-Surfaces too clean
-Lightswitch cover thing that has no purpose
-Smells
-AC is operational
-Smell of potpourri in closet
-Show current present
-Italian flag, possible foreign espionage agent (spy)
-All objects on surface not uniform to eachother
-Dust that isn't actually dust
wonderful
Write that down. Write that down!
you spent your time like this, infraction write it down
@@yt-sh you spent your time commenting this, infraction, write that down
just a couple of things.
-Smell of potpourri in closet
That actually the bathroom and not closet
-Lightswitch cover thing that has no purpose.
and if anyone was curious on what that shiny metal plate was. thats the thermostat sensor
My dad was In the marines and he does this crap to me when looking in my room 😂
Dependa, NJP. Write it down. I need to know who this marine is. His kids hair is out of regs. Infraction write it down.
@@carluvu513 my dad told me my skinny jeans in high school was a infraction hahah
my dad was in the Navy and screamed and yelled at me my young adult life and childhood and would white glove inspect my room and bathroom and wake me and my brothers and sisters up at the crack of dawn on the weekend with pots and pans and yelling to do chores
also tons of screaming and yelling in my face
Pretty sure he is just salty that he got a infraction for having too many shoes and decided to mock someone 😂
*stares at self in mirror*
I don’t like the reflection looking back at me.
Infraction
Dirt inside your vacuum cleaner, infraction guess what you're doing on Friday night Marine
Humberto Chávez Legit got hit for that.
Vacuuming my vacuum 😂
FIREWATCH..aaaahhhhhhh... Been there
in RAF basics we literally got marked down for having dirt in your vacuum. we never learned lmao
Lol during my training they didn’t just write it down. Instead if they found something they would just throw it outside. One time I forgot to lock my closet, let’s just say that you make that mistake only once
I just had my whole locker thrown 🤷🏻♂️
When I came back from an exercise I found a stool dressed up as a mannequin with my stuff in the middle of the room, aswell as the rest of my stuff spread across the room. That was fun.
Definitely something that happened in the Army as well.
And when our beds were fucked the Drill sergeants would tear apart the bunks, make us rebuild them while they screamed at us from a fort made up of mattresses.
I knew for a fact one mine was fine, I practiced that shit with my uncle before joining. I bounced a quarter off it every morning.
But apparently they needed the extra mattresses for the fort.
@@Under-Kaoz the army is just man children in camo with guns 🤣🤣🤣
@@mattl309 looking at your Pfp it's clear who the man child is.
Army is like a version of managerial hell that most try to avoid.
Army dudes and Marines go for it, all the way.
I'm going into the Marine Corps. Bout to be sworn in actually. Thank you for the run down, I will write down a list and follow through with everything. Thanks
Be sure to take that list with you to the MCRD and show it to the receiving DIs.
@@240devil1 way too late brother
I used to get excited for room inspections. I would always put up some Justin Biber posters or random shit to throw off my chain of command.
One such day, our Sgt. Major was on his period and raising hell in all the barracks. My plt sgt., 1sgt., and squad leader were sweating bullets trying to appease Sgt. Major and nothing was working. They usually saved my room for last. The main reason was it was usually the cleanest and organized one in my company.
My 1sgt comes to my room and looks at me and tells me, "Shit better be clean". I nod, while at parade rest. He tells me to relax and I open the room and yell at ease. As soon as he enters my room, my plt sgt comes hastily behind him and makes his way inside my room and hears 1sgt. Yell out in horror " WHAT THE FUUCK"🤯. He Sprints 🏃♂️ towards him, my plt sgt yelling 'God Dammit!"😤. Soon after plt sgt yelled, my squad leader enters the room asking what fuck is going on. He makes his way towards them and sighs "You gotta be fucking kidding me"😱. Before they even had a chance to question me, my team leader walks into my room with Sgt. Major. I yell at ease. They all go to parade rest and swallow their tongues. My Sgt. Major walks in asking what all the yelling is for and make his way towards the avenue of interest. Before anyone can mouth of anything to Sgt. Major, he takes a look at my wall and sees 👀 Justin Bieber🍆 in a sexy pose above my bed, and on his chest Written in Sharpie all Caps reads "Justin 4 Lyfe".
I tell you what bois, that mother fucker laughed harder than a holler monkey. Everyone in the room was in disbelief. Sgt. Major was ranting and laughing his ass off to the point where he couldn't catch his breath and was dying of laughter. Long story short, Sgt. Major let everyone go home early and told us to enjoy our 3 day weekend. I saved my company from the green weenie.
I was only able to do it because ,I had hope and I was a Beliber.
nice
Great story man. I lol'd.
And everyone clapped
In Bieber we trust
this can be shortened to half the length and be funnier
Video is a satire but still probably true, infraction write it down.
you learned tht word from membean or some shit
The way he readjusts the lamp while saying infraction only for the lamp to go back to the exact same position afterwords gets me every time
" *Lite Version* "
Oh god i don't want to know the Heavy version.
“Oxygen missing a molecule” write it down
My friend and I have so many supplements they wrote down that we were running a GNC distribution center in the barracks. They photgraphed and cataloged all our supplements, but never confiscated them.
Lol! hahahahaha Dale S that's hilarious
Fucking sheep have nothing better to do with their time.
I mean, they're probably being smartasses, because if you open the bottle an distribute it to yourself then you are *technically distributing it..*technically
“This is too clean, infraction”
“I don’t like the color of the carpet, infraction”
I’m dead
D egenerate
Guys, HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
This.... I feel this. I've been in a military like system before, and the inspections felt exactly like this
I don't like the carpet right it down
Incorrect spelling.. Infraction
@@loganboyd1238 No period at the end of your sentence. Infraction.
Thought it Was Real Until *“I Don’t Like The Color Of The Carpet, Write It Down”*
Write
Living in base housing Can be that strict. The people in trouble is the tenant for not reporting it and the logistics who approved of the installation.
apalsnerg shoot thx 😂💀
How you get passed the automatic light not turning on as he entered?
You thought it was real when man said "Lights didn't turn on when I walked in" followed by "Had to turn on the lights myself"💀
I've watched this video like 4 times.
Never gets old
I have never seen such an acurate depiction of a room inspection before in my life
"There's signs someone lives here. Infraction, write it down"
I want to know who this Marine is... He could be a traitor. Lmao
This is just amazing .
Had one inspector in our barracks that would walk in an hour prior to class being let out and would do the inspections then so dust had time to settle. She would run her finger along the desk and see one tiny piece of dust and say “dirty desk”, flick said dust on the floor and say “dirty deck”, smudge the mirror and say “smudged mirror. See you on Saturday.” Then walk out.
Failed field day once because I had dust behind a shelf that was bolted to the wall. Dead serious. I miss the Marine Corps. low key hilariously miserable.
Thats the most marine thing ive heard lol
This video is an infraction.
Mike Fernandez you're voting for Trump. Infraction 😭😭
not voting for trump is an infraction
thathotfeeling enjoy the Trump victory party😭😭😭
+thathotfeeling trumps a bitch. you are too
Write it down
The sheath of his yeah as he takes a closer inspection is exactly how I'd expect it
I love how this vid is 8 years old and yet the uploader still replies in the comments, that sweet ^w^
"If you look at it from this angle, you cam see smudges." Inspectors at PA school looking at mirrors while crouching.
"This room inspection, was brought to you by the United States Marine Corps."
lmao
Specks of truth through the layers of sarcasm. That reminds me of my barracks room. Though we had three to a room, even as a NCO.
Sounds fun, can't wait.
"Surface is too clean, write it down...something is too fishy about this room".
Exactly.
kevin hutt lol
How a surface can be too clean?? Lol
Deadass this is how mom's think when visitors come to the house are going to be lmao
May 2021. This video is still in recommendations. ☺
Why is this the most Marine-looking Marine I've ever seen
3:24 the appearance of dust, but not really dust, infraction
lol my fav!
once I had an nco bring a bunch of other soldiers into my room to show them a proper squared away room. the main points being it smelled like bleach and my beer and soda were separated and stacked nicely in my mini fridge.
I N F R A C T I O N
Beer should be where the soda is... INFRACTION! Shouldn’t be beer here, only water... INFRACTION!!! Dirty floor after so many people were in your room, INFRACTION!!! Strong smell of bleach in here he could be getting high or trying to kill himself, INFRACTION!!!
Comment doesn't have proper punctuation. INFRACTION
Bobby Welches can’t find who asked... INFRACTION!
@@carlitoxD I ask the questions around here. INFRACTION
That room got an A+++ lol. That was funny how he did the inspection. Nice!