Barstool Pizza Review - The Riverside Market (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 фев 2022
  • After doing The Pizza Spot, Dave is looking for a place to finish out the week and stumbles across The Riverside Market, and it may have been serendipity.
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  • @Imunderpar4win
    @Imunderpar4win 2 года назад +591

    When Dave takes a bite and immediately says “what else do you guys serve?”… everyone knows it’s a 3.1

  • @PatrickBrophy
    @PatrickBrophy 2 года назад +482

    7.1 is the Dave score for shit pizza that the owner is in his face every time. That pizza looked like a high 5 at best.

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 2 года назад +28

      Yeah I was thinking 4.5 looking like raw dough

    • @lazyblazer
      @lazyblazer 2 года назад +2

      exactly

    • @RyRyTheBassGuy
      @RyRyTheBassGuy 2 года назад +3

      Legit 4.3

    • @EasyBreezyCheezy
      @EasyBreezyCheezy 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking 6.1 but yeah he was very nice to them

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 2 года назад +7

      6.2 if the sauce was really good.

  • @billyvalentine5085
    @billyvalentine5085 2 года назад +539

    I think Pres needs to institute a rule where he doesn't meet/talk to the people until after the review. Because scores like this just throw off the whole system. That pizza was thick, undercooked, heavy, falling apart. Putting it in the 7's just makes every other pizza spot that earned a 7 drop in value on the scale.

    • @JohnstonPettigrew
      @JohnstonPettigrew 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, he really sucks 😞

    • @lancelance9314
      @lancelance9314 2 года назад +75

      The story is more important. We all know the real score, i would rather know the folks.

    • @djmattn
      @djmattn 2 года назад +1

      Exactly!!

    • @FLmetalhead
      @FLmetalhead 2 года назад +2

      Well it’s hard to say not to meet him til after when he just walks in. They would have to like go hide which is kinda dumb. I just think they can’t be around for the scoring part. And if it’s a bad score he can just leave.

    • @AssBeak
      @AssBeak 2 года назад +12

      Zero undercarriage doneness

  • @joedoe2770
    @joedoe2770 2 года назад +371

    Man that took all of Dave’s strength to muster up a 7.1, had to switch slices, went with a firm fold grip. Nothing could save that pizza.

    • @EasyBreezyCheezy
      @EasyBreezyCheezy 2 года назад +10

      Hahaha yeah he was very nice to them, that’s why he’s prez

    • @keve4253
      @keve4253 2 года назад +11

      @@EasyBreezyCheezy i get the feeling the guy was upset, seemed like the vibe died after he scored it, I am sure he was hoping Dave was going to give him a 8.1 or something

    • @kirkfavre3017
      @kirkfavre3017 2 года назад

      W

    • @ramayaruk
      @ramayaruk 2 года назад

      That guy knew it too lol

    • @gpfitness8194
      @gpfitness8194 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 2 года назад +163

    When Dave asked “what other food you got?” I think they got the message. It’s not a destination for pizza but certainly a place to go if you’re in the area.

    • @lewcrowley3710
      @lewcrowley3710 2 года назад +6

      I was reminded of Chevy Chase in The Three Amigos..."You have anything else to eat besides Mexican food?"

    • @HughJorgan1
      @HughJorgan1 2 года назад +1

      @@lewcrowley3710 ..lol, That movie had a plethora of laughs.

    • @Jellyman3
      @Jellyman3 2 года назад +2

      Yeah i went there and had the pizza. It's okay. They have another location 20 minutes from here that sells pulled pork sandwiches and thick cuts of fries that are 100x better

    • @chrissygerwitz520
      @chrissygerwitz520 2 года назад

      @@HughJorgan1 And pinatas.

    • @HughJorgan1
      @HughJorgan1 2 года назад

      @@chrissygerwitz520 …Lol, yep…El Guapo’s plethora of piñatas

  • @StevenSeed00
    @StevenSeed00 2 года назад +81

    One bite, everybody knows Dave can't stand up to peer pressure. That crust was raw.

  • @jakealden2517
    @jakealden2517 2 года назад +74

    Dave went high on the score because the guy was right there. How you can you go 7.1 with a pizza that's raw under the carriage.

  • @iggycieplinski2082
    @iggycieplinski2082 2 года назад +167

    Dave is compromising his scores because of how nice people are. This looks like a low 6 at best based on what he says he likes.

    • @alexd2555
      @alexd2555 2 года назад +2

      Yeah seriously, I knew before he said it that the score would be from a 7.1 to a 7.2

    • @iggycieplinski2082
      @iggycieplinski2082 2 года назад +1

      @@alexd2555 if he never went inside, he would've ripped it since it looked like Jack's frozen: not cooked and falling apart.

    • @porterhouse7260
      @porterhouse7260 2 года назад +2

      that 7.1 was really a 6.1, I'm local to Ft. Lauderdale, the atmosphere is a solid 9 plus or minus!

    • @christophermeyers
      @christophermeyers 2 года назад

      He wanted to give it a 6.4 I'd guess.

    • @SingleMaltBuckeye
      @SingleMaltBuckeye 2 года назад

      Based on the undercarriage alone it's a 5.2.

  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 2 года назад +36

    Top of that pizza may have been a 7.1, but the bottom is a 5 at best.

    • @jmart1393
      @jmart1393 2 года назад +6

      A 5? Dude that’s the worst fucking undercarriage I’ve ever seen. That’s worse than cicis

    • @StatiCRjm
      @StatiCRjm 2 года назад +2

      Bottom looked like the underside of a poptart

  • @ericb8241
    @ericb8241 2 года назад +54

    When he didn’t mention the flop I knew the score was bias.

    • @lewcrowley3710
      @lewcrowley3710 2 года назад +2

      One Flop, everyone knows he does blow.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 2 года назад +4

      Biased*

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 2 года назад +15

    He was trying so hard not to ruin them but that was a 4.8 the bottom was whiter than Pres' Nose after a few bumps

  • @YUMLiberalTears
    @YUMLiberalTears 2 года назад +23

    One bite that shit looked like birthday pizza at the skating rink/family arcade and everybody knows that Dave just wants to feel like a kid again.

  • @ab28ab
    @ab28ab 2 года назад +149

    Prez was extremely generous with that score.

    • @rsplatpc
      @rsplatpc 2 года назад +1

      it looked like Papa Johns in a place you don't want to order Papa Johns from

    • @ProtectTheSecond
      @ProtectTheSecond 2 года назад +1

      He's getting slightly soft around the edges as he ages. Just how a normal person does. Fucking love it. El Prez forever!

    • @JohnstonPettigrew
      @JohnstonPettigrew 2 года назад

      Julian Seagull.... .hmmmmmmmm.

  • @JPOIII1985
    @JPOIII1985 2 года назад +25

    Dave wanted to give that a 2.8 but he's too nice lmao

  • @gregoryphi
    @gregoryphi 2 года назад +21

    he said 7.1 but his eyes said 6.4. Had to beef up the score because the owner is such a legend.

    • @marsvai2410
      @marsvai2410 2 года назад +2

      i was thinking hes gonna give 6.4 too, but honestly looks more like a 4.9-5.6 with that thick raw dough.

  • @RandyModdSteller
    @RandyModdSteller 2 года назад +263

    One Bite everyone knows Dave is looking for a retirement community with good pizza.

    • @xJust2Deadly
      @xJust2Deadly 2 года назад +2

      Lmfaooo

    • @mattdaaamon
      @mattdaaamon 2 года назад +3

      he can travel between old forge and florida

    • @bumblebee623
      @bumblebee623 2 года назад +3

      Omg ty. Finally someone with a comment that is semi original and not copied and pasted shooting for likes and attention

    • @christopherwhite8332
      @christopherwhite8332 2 года назад +2

      Unapologetically! Lmao

    • @bufordmaddogtannen5164
      @bufordmaddogtannen5164 2 года назад +2

      My grandpa literally did this.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 2 года назад +47

    Bottom of the pizza looks barely cooked...wtf they cook this in? A microwave?

    • @MonsterMetalManiac
      @MonsterMetalManiac 2 года назад +2

      Horrible.

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 2 года назад +5

      Haha. Right!!! My frozen pizza got a better undercarriage. That pizza looking really bad

  • @mleekirk
    @mleekirk 2 года назад +71

    Undercooked undercarriage with the most flop I've ever seen and no crunch. You lost some cred with me on the this review Dave. You can't give in to the immense pressure of the owner being right in front of you lol.

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 2 года назад +6

      Right!! The undercarriage was basically raw dough.. gross.

    • @NONARCS
      @NONARCS 2 года назад +5

      Owner was so out of it he would have been elated with a 6.5 which would have been fine for feed pie.

    • @EasyBreezyCheezy
      @EasyBreezyCheezy 2 года назад +1

      He was very nice to them, there’s nothing wrong with that… but yeah the pizza is a 6.1 at best

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine 2 года назад

      He admitted up,front that the score wasn’t going to be fair.

  • @timothypettit5367
    @timothypettit5367 2 года назад +34

    One bite everybody knows that's a 6.1 at best. Prez always folds when the owners are watching...

  • @frankjackson655
    @frankjackson655 2 года назад +24

    Nice guy, Dave didn't wanna give him a 6, everyone knows the rules

  • @WesDaviestravel
    @WesDaviestravel 2 года назад +20

    Loved the Modest Mouse blaring in the background

    • @lukecasio9810
      @lukecasio9810 2 года назад +2

      And OK Go! Great alternative playlist

    • @_hardees
      @_hardees 2 года назад +3

      @@lukecasio9810 yeah but OK Go! sucks

    • @lukecasio9810
      @lukecasio9810 2 года назад +3

      @@_hardees well thats just, like, your opinion man

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 2 года назад +1

      @@lukecasio9810 His and mine. Ok Go sucks.

    • @lukecasio9810
      @lukecasio9810 2 года назад

      @@cactaceous well it's not mine, and you're just going to have to get get get get GET OVER IT

  • @jimmipadge
    @jimmipadge 2 года назад +9

    That 7.1 was actually a 6.2 if the owner wasn’t lording over, everyone knows the rules….

  • @aaronbourlard5038
    @aaronbourlard5038 2 года назад +12

    I feel that this should be in the 5s. Maybe mid 5 from Dave’s actually scale.

  • @isaacchassman6453
    @isaacchassman6453 2 года назад +12

    That owners doing something a little different, looks like a cool and unique spot, respect the bump up for that (even if they can’t make a pizza 😝)

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 2 года назад +5

    That’s a 6.1 on a good day. Sad

  • @ts9576
    @ts9576 2 года назад +2

    That pizza would have been a 4.8 at any random spot in NY where the owner wasn't in his face. Looked worse than Domino's.
    Dave was in a tough spot on this one.

  • @jcstuart6978
    @jcstuart6978 2 года назад +5

    He wanted to say 6.5, but he's a nice guy and sometimes it's more important to just be a good person instead of brutally honest.

  • @sharinglungs3226
    @sharinglungs3226 2 года назад +5

    Looks like the kind of place you see an expat do on a tropical island. Seems like a good place to hang out.

  • @sammylk
    @sammylk 2 года назад +1

    Props to whomever made the thumbnail. They managed to get the .0001th of a second that the pizza stood upright 🤣

  • @ElMuchoMacho
    @ElMuchoMacho Год назад

    YO I USED TO WORK AS A KITCHEN MANAGER HERE.
    Loved the vibe, pizza was good. People would come up and say "closest to New York I've had" which was a Supreme compliment

  • @MSH786
    @MSH786 2 года назад +6

    You could tell Dave did not like that pizza at all and the only reason that he gave it a 7.1 is because the owner and his son were standing right there and they were huge fans of Dave and Barstool Sports!

  • @newyork4311
    @newyork4311 2 года назад +2

    I live in SFL and have gone to Riverside Market plenty of times. 6.1 at the best

  • @adambees2174
    @adambees2174 9 месяцев назад

    Crazy, I was just cruising around on my scooter and stumbled across this place the other day. What a great hidden gem near downtown Ft. Lauderdale. I’ve been raving about it ever since. What a great place.

  • @Redvinetv
    @Redvinetv 2 года назад +3

    3 different slices, 3 different bites, everybody knows it's a 5.5 pizza.

  • @scaredguycrime
    @scaredguycrime 2 года назад +24

    His reviews never been the same since frankie left. Every one knows the rules

  • @carlositaliankitchen
    @carlositaliankitchen 2 года назад +1

    I'm from Australia and I've never been to US before. As Pizza is my favourite food Dave is really giving me some awesome spots to try when i do get around to visiting the U.S. thanks Dave

  • @rustyshackleford2934
    @rustyshackleford2934 2 года назад +1

    HUGE props if that's a custom playlist, cause bumping Modest Mouse is damn awesome.

  • @brucewayne6008
    @brucewayne6008 2 года назад +4

    They were so worried about everything except making a good pie what a dummy

  • @randomname1387
    @randomname1387 2 года назад +3

    When he said "What else do you guys serve?" it told you everything you needed to know about the pizza

  • @potooleftl
    @potooleftl 2 года назад +11

    Luv that place. The beer selection from around the world is insane.

  • @jrex8914
    @jrex8914 2 года назад +3

    1.21 Gigawatts of pizza, everybody knows Dave wants to go back in time to get Frankie

  • @omeletpants
    @omeletpants 2 года назад +7

    Dave has lost his objectivity fraternizing with the owners

  • @DownSouth954
    @DownSouth954 2 года назад +2

    Never had the pizza at Riverside but I love drinking there. Great spot

  • @southparkreefman4366
    @southparkreefman4366 2 года назад +2

    Dave doin the flop save biting in before it droops and drips

  • @Boreganic
    @Boreganic 2 года назад +21

    Lol that wasn’t even good enough for a 6 let’s be real here.

  • @ChrisOneill17
    @ChrisOneill17 2 года назад

    Very respectful review, so honest with the guy in front too!

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 2 года назад +1

    Prez throwing in the word ‘serendipity’ is impressive.

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 года назад

      Hugh Jorgan......haha!!......I agree he can throw around and say a word like serendipity with no problem but give him an easy word or a simple pizzeria name to pronounce.......forget it's not happening!!!!.......lol

  • @anthonylancellotti4688
    @anthonylancellotti4688 Год назад +1

    Dave the pizza looked raw on the bottom that was a 5.7 easily . You were being very generous that day

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 2 года назад +3

    One 7.1 everybody knows Dave is looking for some fun in the sun.

  • @benleeper332
    @benleeper332 2 года назад +1

    Didn’t look bad till he picked that shit up. Dave has a soul

  • @redpillcanucklofi
    @redpillcanucklofi 2 года назад

    Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)

  • @stokedbronco
    @stokedbronco 2 года назад +2

    Even bad pizza is kinda good with that many beers to choose from.

  • @moddkilla
    @moddkilla 2 года назад +2

    First review I saw Dave go in on 3 different slices lol

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 года назад +1

      moddkilla.......I've seen alot of these reviews and what I notice is when Dave eats multiple slices and doesn't finish them he doesn't really like it and the score is going to be low.......however the pizza reviews where he eats the slices entirely it seems to me he's liking the pizza and the score will be higher than normal

  • @machinegunhippy
    @machinegunhippy 2 года назад +3

    That pizza was whiter underneath than Dave's taint

  • @kendalmyers9445
    @kendalmyers9445 2 года назад

    Man that pabst blue ribbon sign had me hooked😂😂😂.

  • @emeroldocruz6679
    @emeroldocruz6679 2 года назад

    Hey man cool reviews.Them doors looks like you are coming out of the house of guitars in Rochester NY.One of few great points here.In suburb north of city.take care and God Bless.

  • @grayhowell3795
    @grayhowell3795 7 дней назад

    I lived in that neighborhood a while and used to go to riverside market all the time.
    Pizza is good but it’s better once you’ve had 650 beers.
    Good late night drunk food.

  • @jasonsantiago8148
    @jasonsantiago8148 2 года назад

    Great review , cool place I'd like to grab a beer there . How many ppl get drunk there and forget how many beers they had lol.

  • @George-xe2ub
    @George-xe2ub 2 года назад +7

    If I had a pizza joint And Dave walked in, I’d know what he liked. Extra cheese, thin, and cook the shit out of it to minimize flop. It’s not rocket science.

    • @fitfogey
      @fitfogey 2 года назад +1

      Apparently with this place almost everybody knows the rules.

    • @OutlawTorn33
      @OutlawTorn33 2 года назад

      And then when customers show up from a great review to eat your regular 5.9 pizza they will never come back

    • @kirkfavre3017
      @kirkfavre3017 2 года назад +1

      W

    • @t-bonestickyfingers1336
      @t-bonestickyfingers1336 2 года назад +1

      Where are you getting the extra cheese from?

  • @meerkatmalone5064
    @meerkatmalone5064 2 года назад +1

    Didn't hear one thing Dave said until Ocean Breathes Salty was over.

  • @unclebuck180
    @unclebuck180 2 года назад +1

    With that high score perhaps Dave DID hit the weed 🤪

  • @michaelslob3581
    @michaelslob3581 2 года назад +1

    Beer + shitty pizza = Prez all night party extravaganza, everybody knows the rules.

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 года назад

      Michael Slob......haha!!! agreed......throw in some coke and weed and you got your four basic food groups

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Год назад +1

    Dave was trying so hard to not let it flop lol

  • @kadharefinley224
    @kadharefinley224 2 года назад +9

    Dave 20ft away from the previous pizza place everyone knows the rules

  • @el_capoguapo
    @el_capoguapo 2 года назад +3

    Pizza wasn’t even cooked lol

  • @xJust2Deadly
    @xJust2Deadly 2 года назад +2

    No way that’s a 7. That’s a 6.4 and not a point more.

  • @caseyquinn9282
    @caseyquinn9282 2 года назад

    Dave just loves eating pizza. He started eating pizza every day because of a bet, decided he might as well hit a different spot every day and rate it. Then the views were high even though he’s rich now he still does it because his fans love it, he loves it and it helps small businesses get recognition. It was never intended to be as serious as y’all newer viewers seem to want it to be.

  • @simbioza91
    @simbioza91 2 года назад +15

    One demented owner microwaving a pizza, Dave inflating score because hes a little tooth fairy everybody knows the rules

  • @Overdoseplus
    @Overdoseplus 2 года назад

    The Barstool Dance will be the newest craze on Fortnight.

  • @shayladjekic5144
    @shayladjekic5144 2 года назад

    The riverside market is PACKED today !

  • @patrickg7393
    @patrickg7393 2 года назад +1

    I’ve been there a hundred times and that pizza was cooked a bit under from how they usually serve it. The undercarriage is usually better. Love that place!!!!

  • @raynman67
    @raynman67 2 года назад +4

    Looks doughy on the bottom, low 6’s. Edit after Dave scores 7.1 very generous felt the pressure of the owner being there and it’s a cool spot. No way that pie is in the 7’s

  • @animatejackman9685
    @animatejackman9685 2 года назад +2

    Prez has the most predictable scores now ;) Place seems wicked tho

  • @Funnydego
    @Funnydego 2 года назад +9

    Davey turned down the puff, puff, pass… everybody knows he took them up on the offer right after the review.

  • @rg20322
    @rg20322 2 года назад +2

    This guy should really stretch that pizza and cook it to crisp and it will win! Find the best sauce....this should have been a 6.8 based on the undercarriage

  • @Section_Nate
    @Section_Nate 2 года назад +1

    That pizza wasn’t even cooked all the way but he did warn that he couldn’t give a real score

  • @openmythirdeye
    @openmythirdeye 2 года назад

    One bite, you know Dave is crushing some sabertooth down there

  • @steven54knights
    @steven54knights 2 года назад

    love riverside market. the beer and vibes are definitely the reason to go though

  • @NorthEast
    @NorthEast 2 года назад

    Clearly a 6.5. Everybody knows this man ads .6 from the heart!

  • @proudamerican1278
    @proudamerican1278 2 года назад +2

    With No pressure it’s a 6.2 real score,

  • @bryanlenkowsky9030
    @bryanlenkowsky9030 2 года назад

    Been here a few times. Beer is awesome. Blew my mind the first time my Buddy’s took me here and they just walked up to the fridge and grabbed some beer like he worked there lol. If anyone is in the area, would definitely recommend checking this place out.

  • @ramayaruk
    @ramayaruk 2 года назад

    That pie looked like it was left outside during a thunderstorm lol

  • @TheKeez01
    @TheKeez01 2 года назад +2

    He wanted it to say under 7

  • @ritchie2411
    @ritchie2411 2 года назад

    Great place. Great vibe, been there, prices great, pizza score correct.

  • @squeedum4893
    @squeedum4893 2 года назад +1

    The kitchen didn't know to cook it well-done, everyone know the rules.

    • @NONARCS
      @NONARCS 2 года назад

      Um..that's not even..done.

  • @mattrodriguez6130
    @mattrodriguez6130 Год назад

    Regardless of the soft score, that place is cool af. I legit love the vibe.

  • @ARod3
    @ARod3 2 года назад

    You can hear in the guys voice he was pissed after the score 😂

  • @Vlad81Boce
    @Vlad81Boce 2 года назад

    true serendipity moment!

  • @bingevintage8124
    @bingevintage8124 2 года назад

    This place looks like it’s right up my alley definitely gotta check it out

  • @myNarrator
    @myNarrator 2 года назад

    This place is awesome! Not for the pizza, but the beer selection. Walls of glass door fridges. You help yourself and they tally your bill at the end. It's like a party inside a store.

  • @HapneyHo
    @HapneyHo 2 года назад +3

    One bite, everyone knows Dave's went softer than that pizza base

  • @joshrees1591
    @joshrees1591 2 года назад

    My hometown hang out spot. Fucking love riverside market. Such a great vibe all the time

  • @manfrommaine1194
    @manfrommaine1194 2 года назад

    I may be the only person who thinks this is a pretty honest review. Probably a 6.8 but likes the vibe and taste

  • @thelawnmoerman
    @thelawnmoerman 2 года назад

    Wow just WOW!

  • @gospo4509
    @gospo4509 2 года назад

    You HAVE to try Big C's Downtown Pizza on Andrews Ave. It's close to Riverside market.

  • @24Kev
    @24Kev 2 года назад

    If you ever make it out to Sacramento, I highly recommend Pizza Connection. Very small business that's basically a hole in the wall. Incredible pizza though.

  • @Misfit1026
    @Misfit1026 2 года назад

    That crust is tearing because the dough wasn’t properly kneaded, no gluten. It also wasn’t close to being cooked enough. It was white on the undercarriage. Dave was being nice, that was a 6.5

  • @errk25
    @errk25 2 года назад

    Maybe not the best looking pizza but I love that place with all the beers.

  • @robwahl6288
    @robwahl6288 2 года назад

    Looks like a GREAT place!!

  • @tylersisko1290
    @tylersisko1290 2 года назад +2

    There should be a new rule that the owner can’t watch the reviews anymore

    • @F1WW13
      @F1WW13 2 года назад

      Agreed