Trump Under Criminal Investigation & Republicans Fight to Forget the Insurrection

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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2021
  • Billions of cicadas will emerge in more than a dozen U.S. states and one guy is ready to eat them, the New York Attorney General’s office has informed Donald Trump that his organization is now under criminal investigation even though he thinks he can do whatever he wants, he sat down for an interview with OAN and is still whining about the election, Fox News is asking to dismiss a 1.6 billion dollar lawsuit filed against them by Dominion Voting Systems, the House voted to create an independent commission to look into the January 6th attack on the Capitol, today is grand re-opening day for many businesses in New York, there is a group that doesn’t want us to go back to the way things were before the pandemic, and we journey back twelve months ago for “This Week in COVID History.”
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  • @Ed-zv8ot
    @Ed-zv8ot 3 года назад +202

    Tim Ryan ....took the words right out my mouth 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @kalijaheyolya-ralph9944
      @kalijaheyolya-ralph9944 3 года назад +3

      Your post made me think of Meatloaf song from their 1972 I believe it was Bat Out of Hell album, just the only part I wouldn't want would be the second verse that followed him when he said "oh you took the words right out of my mouth oh, well it must have been while you were......" lol

    • @andrewpotter3954
      @andrewpotter3954 3 года назад +2

      Won't change anything

    • @Ed-zv8ot
      @Ed-zv8ot 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewpotter3954 probably not although I sure think he got some attention 😎

  • @colonelangus1709
    @colonelangus1709 3 года назад +364

    Wow -Tim Ryan nailed it

    • @Mykhyn777
      @Mykhyn777 3 года назад

      Tim Ryan just lost his re-election

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 3 года назад +7

      If all politicians put their own interest in front of their countries interest, then democracy is doomed. Therefore I loved his open words, that suit a good politician.

    • @Mykhyn777
      @Mykhyn777 3 года назад +1

      @Led zep 4 1971 January 6th was beautiful. Trump was always meant to expire. He’s a pawn you idiot. Nobody cares that you bash him. Trump did what he was told. He didn’t start anything😂11:11

    • @Mykhyn777
      @Mykhyn777 3 года назад +1

      @Led zep 4 1971 The election was stolen. It’s proven we are past debating. We are winning the culture war. Every day we get bigger.

    • @Mykhyn777
      @Mykhyn777 3 года назад

      @UC-Cdur0AT2PceZrLVbKU7fg who says you’ll see another election?

  • @HS22181
    @HS22181 3 года назад +29

    Well now, as a lawyer of mine told me many years ago, “The law is here to protect the innocent, not the stupid.”

  • @NoalFarstrider
    @NoalFarstrider 3 года назад +140

    With that rant Tim Ryan just became one of my favorite representative's.

    • @NoalFarstrider
      @NoalFarstrider 3 года назад +2

      7:02

    • @bellaventimiglia1111
      @bellaventimiglia1111 3 года назад +3

      Amen...but you don’t need the apostrophe in “representatives” dude...

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 3 года назад +1

      Ditto

    • @skuffel5405
      @skuffel5405 2 года назад +1

      Amen! More Time Ryan's in the USA, regardless of politics!!

    • @skuffel5405
      @skuffel5405 2 года назад +1

      @@bellaventimiglia1111
      Petty grammar BS!

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 3 года назад +91

    Very Powerful Speech Tim

  • @LisaLGruman
    @LisaLGruman 3 года назад +148

    Yay, Rep. Tim Ryan. Thank you.

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword 3 года назад +61

    That Tim Ryan thing was the best speech by an American politician since JFK lol

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI 3 года назад

      It’s right up there with Michael Bennett’s speech about Ted Cruz.

  • @MountainSnowInc
    @MountainSnowInc 3 года назад +4

    As a marine combat veteran I will never forget and never forgive. They better hope they never get out of prison. I like many others have sworn an oath to protect this nation, that includes domestic terrorists, like the Jan 6th terrorists. We will be waiting for those that forsake us.

  • @kareemkhederoo4092
    @kareemkhederoo4092 3 года назад +154

    Tim Ryan with the heat!🔥🔥🔥

  • @hardtimesify
    @hardtimesify 3 года назад +433

    We will never be able to erase this period in our history.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 года назад +45

      As we shouldn't. This needs to be learned from, and looked at as a period of shame. Hopefully we grow out of this and not apart from it.

    • @HappyValleyDreamin
      @HappyValleyDreamin 3 года назад +11

      I know, I could just cry!

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 3 года назад +9

      Oh, really? So how will you feel this Sept 11, 20 years later? Or this Apr 19, 26 years on. Everything fades. Ppl who remember die, younger ppl don't care about big events, and nothing changes. Makes me scared T**** might get another term in 3 1/2 years.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 3 года назад +5

      They're trying like hell.

    • @Charliefox71
      @Charliefox71 3 года назад +35

      We AMOST made it 20 years without a terrorist act on American soil. Thanks a lot, MAGA.

  • @marcusmartinez4662
    @marcusmartinez4662 3 года назад +23

    The “I do what I want“ montage needed to end with a Cartman clip.

    • @martafixarcoolt5993
      @martafixarcoolt5993 3 года назад

      HAhaha, whatevah, i do whuta waaant

    • @MC-yy2bx
      @MC-yy2bx 3 года назад +1

      You WILL respect my
      UH-THOR-AH-TIE !

  • @AtyPical1313
    @AtyPical1313 3 года назад +5

    January 6 2021 WAS NOT just a typical TOURIST VISIT!

  • @abqannie5052
    @abqannie5052 3 года назад +59

    Wow! Tim Ryan said my feelings perfectly!

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 3 года назад +145

    Tim Ryan is a truth teller.🗽

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 3 года назад +13

      Yea he's great! I wish we Ohioan's had 10 more of him and 0 more of Jim Jordan 😔

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

      @Blue Bishop "Blue Bishop Ryan" would actually be a great name. It has cool musician vibes - kinda like Father John Misty

  • @iscovidoveryet7828
    @iscovidoveryet7828 3 года назад +18

    That thing about "who" counts the votes, came straight out of Stalin's playbook on Totalitarianism. Hmmm,... Hey Putin.! I wonder who could've given him that idea?

  • @paulmcconnell7405
    @paulmcconnell7405 3 года назад +45

    Every time I hear Trump's voice again after not hearing it for a while it's like a winning streak is broken. Like my life is so much better without such painful stupidity.

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 3 года назад +8

      Dear God yes!

    • @blmtrashjimmyisgay5507
      @blmtrashjimmyisgay5507 3 года назад

      Fake account by Antifa.

    • @XPHALCON
      @XPHALCON 3 года назад +1

      Every time I hear creepy joes voice I picture diapers and inflation. That's if he can even complete a proper English sentence.

    • @jimmyh6601
      @jimmyh6601 3 года назад +1

      @@XPHALCON
      Oh, does Joe wear diapers now like your hero trump? Now that's been documented by people who worked with him on the Apprentice

    • @fezik82
      @fezik82 2 года назад +1

      What's your favorite achievement of the new administration?

  • @monicax7802
    @monicax7802 3 года назад +98

    Rep. Tim Ryan! Yes! I wish I could have seen the faces of the a-holes in that room, when Tim Ryan was yelling the damn truth at them!

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI 3 года назад +7

      I don’t know about Ryan’s speech in particular, but often those House speeches on cspan are unattended. Newt Gingrich pioneered this- he made his name in the 90’s yelling at the cspan camera with no one else in the room.
      Ryan was channeling the country there with the emotion tho.

    • @janeahlstrom9916
      @janeahlstrom9916 3 года назад +7

      Republicans in the house probably left the room rather than take history lessons from democrats.

  • @WestShoreMan
    @WestShoreMan 3 года назад +226

    Tim Ryan hit the nail on the head!!!!

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 3 года назад +8

      Brilliantly too.

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 3 года назад +7

      I wish he would hit a few republicans in the head. It might knock some sense into them.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 3 года назад +1

      Naaawww it’s just a diversion

    • @grandpaobvious
      @grandpaobvious 3 года назад +1

      @@jimmyconway3844 You're a minority.

  • @ryancarmichael4145
    @ryancarmichael4145 3 года назад +4

    Tim Ryan...One True American!!!!!! Watching from Germany ......

  • @crazyratlady3438
    @crazyratlady3438 3 года назад +8

    People returning their pets are disgraceful but honestly, they obviously didn't really love them & therefore they probably weren't even giving them the best life. I really did see this happening.

  • @riandraegon556
    @riandraegon556 3 года назад +671

    Tim Ryan is expressing the anger so many of us are feeling.

    • @PeaM91
      @PeaM91 3 года назад +21

      Exactly. Pent up

    • @cdglynn1276
      @cdglynn1276 3 года назад +20

      100%

    • @bravesirrobin5839
      @bravesirrobin5839 3 года назад +13

      Yes sir

    • @mariab3398
      @mariab3398 3 года назад +14

      Exactly.

    • @htowngogetta3508
      @htowngogetta3508 3 года назад +4

      I really think he should be made a example I really should how this country can still have a big following is Jim Jones like instead of the gop

  • @marina.magdalena33
    @marina.magdalena33 3 года назад +92

    I adopted a 5yo cat from a neighbor and he's coming with me in a cross country move! He's been such a big emotional support during the pandemic and thru some permanent work injuries. Pets are family. 💕

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 3 года назад +5

      Im so glad you found a furry friend to keep you company.

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад +1

      Hello Marina how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?

    • @stacyyoust
      @stacyyoust 3 года назад +2

      I can't explain how great I have had it with my guy Cheech and his noisy tail

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      @@stacyyoust Hello👋

  • @venkatvellanki7299
    @venkatvellanki7299 3 года назад +19

    The voiceover for “This WEEK in COVID HISTORY” is fab

  • @eargasm1072
    @eargasm1072 3 года назад +92

    "I can do whatever I want"....His mantra, his psychological makeup. There it is, in a nutshell

    • @sssssnake222
      @sssssnake222 3 года назад +1

      More like, I'll do what I need to to save America. You know, the exact opposite of what you say.

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 года назад +3

      @@sssssnake222
      But that's not what Trump said. He specifically said "I'll do what(ever) I want" all those times, and the context was always about what he would do as president. Do you deny it? If Obama, either Bush, either Clinton, Reagan, Carter or any other U.S. president said that, you'd be fine with it? --J

    • @grandpaobvious
      @grandpaobvious 3 года назад +1

      @@sssssnake222 You're a minority.

    • @da324
      @da324 3 года назад

      @@jeyruff429 Do you take everything literally. I can't stand Trump, but I didn't take that comment literally.

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 года назад

      @@da324 (Y0U'R3 L337 4 40UR5, 4 'DA23,4'-3V3R🖖)
      Probably, I'm a nerd. 🤓 I'm working on myself.
      Hey, if @jake hensley was being "agreeingly" sarcastic instead of mean, my reply could benefit someone else who would've made the same mistake. Maybe. ☮ --J

  • @michaelangelos5117
    @michaelangelos5117 3 года назад +93

    I'm 60 years old and I've basically been a republican my whole voting live, but what has happened to the Republican party makes me want to puke.

    • @sandrajaffe8994
      @sandrajaffe8994 3 года назад +5

      Thanks for your astute comment about the RHINO'S. THEY ARE LOSERS !!!

    • @janetjennings7324
      @janetjennings7324 3 года назад +10

      Quit voting for them! I quit them a long time ago. They don’t care about anyone but themselves!

    • @mark-xx1lt
      @mark-xx1lt 3 года назад +9

      I grew up in a republican family (from the 1800's). This bullshit has nothing to do with what I was taught from childhood. Unfortunately, our party has been going down hill even before Trump. Thanks to Trump, we can see the darker side of the republican party.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 3 года назад +9

      @@mark-xx1lt me too. I grew up with conservative principles like fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, personal responsibility, etc... the current republican party doesn't reflect any of those principles. They blame everyone else for everything, never take personal responsibility, badly mismanaged defense dollars, alienated allies, emboldened enemies, and put the unquenchable ego and narcissism of one man above everyone and everything. It's become a cult, and the only thing they protect anymore is trump and the worst among us. Republican leaders have turned into sniveling cowards and spineless sycophants who grovel at the feet of trump's madness so they might get a gets nod from him for his insane core followers. They've betrayed our country. It's hard to fathom how much damage trump's done to the country, but his impact on Republicans has been total, rendering everything good about them bad. It's honestly really sad to see the party of Lincoln and Reagan become this tinfoil hat wearing brigade of conspiracy theorists and trump worshipers.

    • @mark-xx1lt
      @mark-xx1lt 3 года назад +1

      @@jpkjnn6733 thanks

  • @johnpelosi4117
    @johnpelosi4117 3 года назад +43

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! You reminded me again that the former guy really needs to face consequence, in the most clear and ethical way, with very sharp jokes.

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 3 года назад +15

    2:30 Those *"I can do whatever I want"* clips perfectly sum up the former Spoiled-Brat-In-Chief

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 3 года назад +25

    so many people, who just leave their pets... it hurts my heart. On so many levels. So you never loved this animal? You just wanted a toy for some time? The animals loved you. Your home were their home. You just.... How? and why are there so many of you?
    ...and now sadness wants to turn to anger

    • @texasjack6289
      @texasjack6289 3 года назад +1

      I try to remind future dog buyers "Check the shelters!" Absolute sweethearts in there.

    • @Ava-wm6cv
      @Ava-wm6cv 3 года назад

      I have a rescue, who ever had him before me will surely burn in hell, the damage they did to a lovely little man. I've had him 16 years, he was under one when I got him and he's never recovered fully from his first year.

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 3 года назад

      @@Ava-wm6cv I'm so glad he found you... or you him... and you gave him so many happy years :) ♥

  • @dgw4049
    @dgw4049 3 года назад +66

    Tim Ryan got my vote. DAMN!

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 3 года назад +374

    How in the hell did the state of Ohio give us both Jim Jordan, and Tim Ryan? What in the hell is going on over there? Love this Tim Ryan guy. He gives me hope

    • @judithschooler2759
      @judithschooler2759 3 года назад +14

      Maybe Gym Jordan snacked on paint chips as a child?

    • @neverendingproductions7171
      @neverendingproductions7171 3 года назад +8

      Easy, Jim obviously bought and bribed his way in. No question about it.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 3 года назад +12

      Gerrymandered districts. Republicans know that most voters just vote based on the letter behind the name. So they make sure that they get the most far right extremists who still might win the election in the primary.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 3 года назад +2

      The state of Ohio sucks - Michigan
      Cedar Point is cool

    • @bearbryant3495
      @bearbryant3495 3 года назад +6

      We also have Sen Sherrod Brown, I am very pleased with him. Unfortunately my Rep is Gonzalez whose only high point is that he was one of the 10 who voted to impeach. Other than that he's a waste of time.

  • @ANTheWhizkid
    @ANTheWhizkid 3 года назад +5

    Why do I experience everything I´m hearing about America in the past years like I was watching a tragic and very sad comedy?

  • @SeverinSnake
    @SeverinSnake 3 года назад +9

    Thank you Jimmy for the "This Week in Covid History" segment. The right seems to suffer from memory loss. This should help.

    • @patriciat5226
      @patriciat5226 3 года назад

      Yah and don't you love the voice of the narrator? It really sounds like the 1950's

  • @nadinadi8385
    @nadinadi8385 3 года назад +992

    Tim Ryan making Ohio proud. He’s the complete opposite of gym Jordan.

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 3 года назад +69

      I said this on another comment! I wish we had 10 more Tim Ryan's and 0 Jim Jordan's!

    • @jltrem
      @jltrem 3 года назад +38

      My Congressman.

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 3 года назад +22

      @@jltrem mine too!

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 3 года назад +46

      Yeah he's great. I live in another state of the midwest but Ohio is lucky to have him.

    • @jltrem
      @jltrem 3 года назад +32

      @@lynntaylor9681 Hopefully he'll be our next Senator.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 3 года назад +383

    Damn I dig Tim Ryan’s energy!! I wish he’d brought that to the primary debate

    • @marylynmackey2653
      @marylynmackey2653 3 года назад

      Qq
      Q
      Q

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

    • @MajorBall
      @MajorBall 3 года назад

      Joe Biden is a joke

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      @@MajorBall W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

  • @mikecooper8462
    @mikecooper8462 3 года назад +7

    "Save it for the warden my friend." 🤣

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 3 года назад +5

    "Who needs studies when you have stories?"

  • @_Hayday_
    @_Hayday_ 3 года назад +26

    HELL YEAH, TIM RYAN!! Proud to have you representin!!

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Sarah how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?

  • @wendycregan2147
    @wendycregan2147 3 года назад +25

    Its amazing how America can be brought to its knees by one man's ego....

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 3 года назад +2

    Tim Ryan... alright my man, I see you, we need you to talk a lot more often!

  • @sandyjohnson4182
    @sandyjohnson4182 3 года назад +15

    "It was a a third world election", stated the third world Ex-President!!

    • @joshuadiaz4529
      @joshuadiaz4529 3 года назад +3

      Exactly! I'm from a third world country, and sadly most of our politicians are like trump.

    • @jameselliott9055
      @jameselliott9055 3 года назад

      Wow, what an excellent comment.

    • @sjeune
      @sjeune 2 года назад

      He said "election" again? Oh boy, did he forget the "S" in front of it yet again. Orange guy so silly sometimes..

  • @caro.caro.9578
    @caro.caro.9578 3 года назад +229

    Tim Ryan said it all today.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 года назад +1

      🖕 Maga 🤮🥴
      Stop the squel

    • @ericklaus3972
      @ericklaus3972 3 года назад +2

      But he forgot to say anything about BLM rioting in WASHINGTON were they burnt a church, damaged monuments, looted,and assaulted police he called it peaceful protests the man has no morals

    • @anthonybha4510
      @anthonybha4510 3 года назад +3

      @@ericklaus3972 what about what about

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 года назад

      i think that Lawyer said it all

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 3 года назад +5

      @@ericklaus3972 that wasn't the topic so why would he??

  • @freesouljah
    @freesouljah 3 года назад +235

    “2 parties living in reality”…why does that seem like a distant dream?

    • @LD86
      @LD86 3 года назад +17

      Because it is. The GQP is a sinking ship.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 года назад +3

      This is why we need more than 2. So if one goes off the deep end we don't have to watch everyone desperately plead with them to remain on land as they do backstrokes in the ocean without a care.

    • @FarginhoodMcBastage
      @FarginhoodMcBastage 3 года назад +2

      Greed and self serving people...

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 года назад

      @@TahtahmesDiary
      We do have mor than two... just not effectively!
      I agree with you, but even better than more people empowering more than two parties would more UNITY. LESS partisanship, more listening and creative solutions, and the USA really can be great... "again". --J

  • @randallgriswold1704
    @randallgriswold1704 3 года назад +1

    Thank you Tim Ryan 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @michaelc7110
    @michaelc7110 3 года назад +1

    This was all real good.
    Great writing.

  • @miketabb2071
    @miketabb2071 3 года назад +165

    Dam, Tim Ryan going hard in the paint

  • @kelliethornton7986
    @kelliethornton7986 3 года назад +35

    Thank you, Tim Ryan. For living in reality.

    • @MarcF.Nielssen
      @MarcF.Nielssen 3 года назад +2

      That's a pretty low bar, living in reality. 😁
      Ryan is spot on with what he says, and unlike so many other politicians, he says what he really believes in.

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Kellie how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?

    • @markpeter2950
      @markpeter2950 3 года назад

      Hello

  • @mickeysmyspiritanimal223
    @mickeysmyspiritanimal223 3 года назад +1

    I shall start following TIM RYAN! I adored his argument!🥳🤴🏻👩🏽‍⚖️🥰👍🏽

  • @carolyngrierson6642
    @carolyngrierson6642 3 года назад

    Well said Tim Ryan! Well said sir, thank you for standing up for reality

  • @seanspreckelsen3496
    @seanspreckelsen3496 3 года назад +366

    Tim Ryan killed it. I love that we have him in the house, but when you have Jim Jordan in there as well, I'm not entirely sure if he balances it out. Jordan is out of his goddamn mind

    • @alexlandherr
      @alexlandherr 3 года назад +6

      And Bill Hader is spot on with his SNL impression of said loony.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 3 года назад +8

      When you abandon young people who seek your help with a sexual predator you’re not really someone who should not be in charge of changing the the toilet paper roll.

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 3 года назад +6

      Gym Jordan you mean lol

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

    • @jacobberry3149
      @jacobberry3149 3 года назад

      Gym*

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +63

    The best time of the night. Love you Jimmy and Guillermo!!

  • @totalt6600
    @totalt6600 3 года назад +1

    "What else has to happen in this country?"

  • @vmastereadg
    @vmastereadg 3 года назад +1

    Tell em Tim!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jesusmind1611
    @jesusmind1611 3 года назад +152

    I've often wondered, is Mitch fully human, part toad, somehow like Newt

    • @sinstarussunniva6890
      @sinstarussunniva6890 3 года назад +13

      It has been unanimously approved he's a turtle. A cartoon turtle.

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 3 года назад +5

      @WiLD CHiLD he’s despicable!! 🤢🤥🤡

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 3 года назад +1

      Jimmy must get his audience high before the show. They laughed at inappropriate times. 😂 🤣 🌱

    • @juanmartin903
      @juanmartin903 3 года назад +1

      Kirmet did not approve this message.

    • @stevenstalker8662
      @stevenstalker8662 3 года назад +3

      Alien👽 pile of💩

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 3 года назад +167

    " I can do whatever I want! " Save it for the Warden my friend ! 🤣🤣🤣 Choked on my coffee

    • @twix7745
      @twix7745 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @SeattleiteInOrbit
      @SeattleiteInOrbit 3 года назад +1

      Yep. Nothing funnier than imprisonment jokes. USA number 1!

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 3 года назад +3

      @@SeattleiteInOrbit Our prisons are too full of offenders who have not harmed anyone. Trump doesn't meet that description. Some people still belong there and he definitely belongs there.

    • @muuuuuud
      @muuuuuud 3 года назад +1

      the "Honey boo boo presidency"

    • @robertnewby4798
      @robertnewby4798 3 года назад +1

      I like the one where obama said the same dam thing. While walking on the whitehouse grounds. Oh and when obama told Putins diplomat he will side with Putin . But you seem to only get your news from Kimmel . Bahahahaha

  • @TheKnives777
    @TheKnives777 3 года назад +5

    At their age they're not fighting to forget the insurrection, they're fighting to remember it.

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +5

    "That I heard...that you heard..." Leave her out of it, it's only him that still claims that the election is rigged, and he is too much of a coward to do it alone.

  • @map1655
    @map1655 3 года назад +48

    Jimmie- you have been one of my few connections with reality for the past year! Thank you!!

  • @stevenj9970
    @stevenj9970 3 года назад +68

    All those poor dogs….so unfair to return them to shelters turning their worlds upside down….breaks my heart how LITTLE heart those people have. They helped YOU during the scary lonely times and now???

    • @kmarshirley
      @kmarshirley 3 года назад +1

      They'll probably end up having a better life then with owners who gave them up a year later. There needs to be a blacklist for pet owners who do this.

    • @Tonymontanayayo
      @Tonymontanayayo 3 года назад +1

      It’s immoral, but I did it in reverse, now that things are getting better in El Paso, it’s my 3rd day with my adopted pup and I couldn’t be any happier.

  • @greenqueen4241
    @greenqueen4241 3 года назад +2

    Tim Ryan, need more like him.

  • @victorhoe2321
    @victorhoe2321 3 года назад +1

    Mine Gott!! So sad that I am looking foreward to this legal drama.

  • @michellesavage7057
    @michellesavage7057 3 года назад +43

    It must be taxing when all these lies and deceit catches up with you.

    • @missyreed1804
      @missyreed1804 3 года назад

      And scary too 😂 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Michelle how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

  • @tmoney7128
    @tmoney7128 3 года назад +14

    God bless tim Ryan

  • @cerveza2297
    @cerveza2297 3 года назад +37

    "In his weight group, which is morbidly obese"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞

    • @erictirado147
      @erictirado147 3 года назад +1

      Yes attack his wieght,great point

    • @OC-CPA
      @OC-CPA 3 года назад +2

      @@erictirado147 Considering how much he loves to attack the looks of women, I'd say it's fair game.

    • @erictirado147
      @erictirado147 3 года назад

      @Black Queen I just love how Trump lives rent free in ur brain 4 months out of office

    • @f1s2hg3
      @f1s2hg3 3 года назад

      That’s like saying with High BP that’s everywhere

    • @erictirado147
      @erictirado147 3 года назад

      @Black Queen how ever u still talk about him again lol

  • @johannswart7947
    @johannswart7947 3 года назад

    Good for you Tim .Tell them the truth.

  • @lynntaylor9681
    @lynntaylor9681 3 года назад +37

    Tim Ryan is awesome. He makes me happy I live in the midwest. I've voted Democrat in every
    Presidential election since 2000 and I'd highly consider voting for Tim Ryan if he ran for President.
    Such good energy and he's not a jerk like most of the insurrectionist party.

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 3 года назад +3

      Uhm...Ryan is a democrat...not a Republican.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 года назад

      He did run...

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Lynn how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

  • @alisafoster2268
    @alisafoster2268 3 года назад +22

    ....."and you aint one of em!" haha!

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Alisa how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 года назад

    My point exactly - journalism and media amplifying lies in the name of being fair and balanced.

  • @sneakybunny2165
    @sneakybunny2165 3 года назад +1

    "We know how to stay, why don't you?" 🥺

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад +46

    I have no idea who Tim is, but I am in love with this guy already! 👏

    • @sandra127100
      @sandra127100 3 года назад +7

      He ran for president.

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 3 года назад +7

      @@sandra127100 he was way too nice when running. We never saw his passion or him speaking bluntly until now. This Tim is more effective.

  • @carolynmcmickle9742
    @carolynmcmickle9742 3 года назад +143

    “Save it for the warden, my friend!“

    • @bernitaewing7841
      @bernitaewing7841 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 3 года назад +2

      🎯

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

    • @sandyma1171
      @sandyma1171 3 года назад

      @@jimmyconway3844 W::h::a::t::s::A::p::p
      +44..:7..:8..:5..:2..:9..:1..:0..:5..:9..:3
      Thanks for watching++++++

    • @unicornbeliver517
      @unicornbeliver517 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @shashatrumped9497
    @shashatrumped9497 3 года назад +1

    Please have it televised as “You’re under arrest” instead of you’re fired🤣🤣🤣

  • @fadedrose9
    @fadedrose9 3 года назад

    Jimmy Kimmel, you're BRILLIANT!!

  • @mahoganymuffin2628
    @mahoganymuffin2628 3 года назад +5

    Thank you Tim Ryan!

  • @catwitdabigdog2076
    @catwitdabigdog2076 3 года назад +36

    I'm heartbroken that people are returning their dogs. Unconsciounable.

    • @adamjames5077
      @adamjames5077 3 года назад +2

      They will be given a new beautiful loving home that the family loves them for life 💙 and not just for a pandemic. 😉

    • @catwitdabigdog2076
      @catwitdabigdog2076 3 года назад +6

      @@adamjames5077 You don't know this. It is just as traumatic to a dog to rehome the dog as it is to a child to rehome the child. Read that again until you understand it.

    • @sharonsobolewski3707
      @sharonsobolewski3707 3 года назад

      YAH POOR PETS

    • @Ava-wm6cv
      @Ava-wm6cv 3 года назад +3

      Some people think animals are there to be used for their own ends rather than a family member .

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 года назад

      @@Ava-wm6cv
      Yes, many people feel that way. I'd say that's actually closer to normal than near personifying an animal.
      Animal life definately should not be mistreated. However -- news flash -- an animal is not a person.
      That's no disrespect to those who count pets among their family number, it's more like a "significant living being count" of the household. --J

  • @edosupra14
    @edosupra14 3 года назад

    Thanks Tim!

  • @angelagraves865
    @angelagraves865 3 года назад +3

    "[He] got it from watching you, dad!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      Hello Angela how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

    • @rederickward47
      @rederickward47 3 года назад

      I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?

  • @humbledriver2536
    @humbledriver2536 3 года назад +73

    J.K. Absolutely the Best Late Show Host Period. Funny. Witty. And a good all around guy. Love watching v

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 3 года назад +4

      He has become my top favorite. All of Late Night has done wonders this past year in helping people cope. But, Jimmy and Guillermo are ahead of the rest!
      (Still love Stephen
      and Evie!😉)

  • @JimUSCM
    @JimUSCM 3 года назад +522

    It'll Be a slow police chase, he'll try to escape in his golf cart lol

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +13

      😂🤣😂

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 3 года назад +18

      ..driving all over the green..

    • @HaiNguyen-lh7xm
      @HaiNguyen-lh7xm 3 года назад +19

      After ditching the golf cart, he can't run either. Not like OJ.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +20

      @@johnO21 A hilarious visual 😆🤣🤣

    • @jacintarooke610
      @jacintarooke610 3 года назад +16

      Hahahaha 😅🤣🤣😂 please please Dumpty try it

  • @johnsonhunglo1993
    @johnsonhunglo1993 3 года назад +1

    Do that thing!!!!
    Do that thing!!!!
    I sure do love it when you do that thing!!!!!
    Bill Whiters

  • @naujaral2131
    @naujaral2131 3 года назад

    great monologue Jimmy thank you

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 3 года назад +136

    "Save it for the Warden, my friend" Lol.

  • @lairddougal3833
    @lairddougal3833 3 года назад +3

    Better bring a conviction before 2022.
    And Mr Ryan... well said.

  • @corneliusbanks8708
    @corneliusbanks8708 3 года назад

    Why do they think where blind we seen it with our own eyes

  • @walterargueta7689
    @walterargueta7689 3 года назад +3

    This week in COVID history, I love it.

  • @michaelangelos5117
    @michaelangelos5117 3 года назад +97

    Tim Ryan is my new choice for whatever he wants to do.

    • @armandspence2084
      @armandspence2084 3 года назад +5

      Ryan 2024?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад

      When he was in the Dem presidential line-up I thought he would make a great senator, so I'm glad he's stepping up for that and I hope he wins big-time.

  • @justagirlsd3000
    @justagirlsd3000 3 года назад +21

    @RepTimRyan! You go boy!!

  • @beckyok7804
    @beckyok7804 3 года назад

    One of Kimmel’s BEST EVER

  • @derickjohnson617
    @derickjohnson617 3 года назад +2

    That ego is so entanglement with the thought of people being above you, you pressured people into staying drunk, so they can deal with you misgivings.

  • @nardosb8915
    @nardosb8915 3 года назад +13

    You tell ‘em Tim!

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou 3 года назад +191

    12:58 That's how his wretched mind works...he can't say "I tested negative". He's got to say how tremendously successful he is (at testing negative)

    • @rfresa
      @rfresa 3 года назад +24

      Yeah, he's obsessed with the "power of positive thinking" to a pathological degree.

    • @MarcF.Nielssen
      @MarcF.Nielssen 3 года назад +24

      Narcissistic sociopath

    • @vonsuthoff
      @vonsuthoff 3 года назад +18

      It is just astounding that people think highly of Trump. 🙄 It says a lot about his worshipers.

    • @adamjames5077
      @adamjames5077 3 года назад +14

      I think his father Fred Trump drummed into his mind at a young age that being a loser is a fate worse than death. SO he has to think of himself as the BEST at everything to massage his narcissistic sociopath ego.

    • @BdR76
      @BdR76 3 года назад +6

      The contorted clarification about the word "negative" is just pathetic. Almost as bad as his sharpie hurricane map, bragging about "acing" a brain damage test, his "aksually, _we're_ the super elite", his "no I said would instead of wouldn't", I could go on...

  • @demeraragold4644
    @demeraragold4644 3 года назад +3

    "This week in COVID history" was funny as hell

  • @annac6942
    @annac6942 3 года назад +2

    Love.. This week in covid history... brilliant

  • @brentrebrab
    @brentrebrab 3 года назад +27

    I like how everyone shows disgust at the idea of eating a mother cicada full of eggs....but then line up to pay thousands of dollars for caviar🤣

    • @cptlounatic138d3
      @cptlounatic138d3 3 года назад

      All about the branding and marketing!! 🤣

    • @philblumenfeld5612
      @philblumenfeld5612 3 года назад

      If people got hungry enough they'd eat them, no prob. IMO we Americans would benefit in multiple ways from being more hungry more often.

    • @tinarivera135
      @tinarivera135 3 года назад

      Not I

  • @chansamonephommachack8920
    @chansamonephommachack8920 3 года назад +66

    I wants to hear him say I can do what ever I wanted when they locked him up.

    • @suecoady8017
      @suecoady8017 3 года назад +6

      As he bends over, I can take it.

    • @diegosuarez1563
      @diegosuarez1563 3 года назад +6

      I agree with giving Twitter back to him when he is in jail.

  • @PeaM91
    @PeaM91 3 года назад +1

    Representative Tim Ryan 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 3 года назад +9

    When Jimmy said " ...largely due to the efforts of this guy..." my screen flashed for a brief instant on Mitch McConnell's face before going to a flea and tick commercial with a German Shepherd dog replacing the senator's face.

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 года назад +1

      Ha! I got a similar ad about the same time! --J

  • @monkfishkilla
    @monkfishkilla 3 года назад +11

    Tim Ryan wow! You're my hero! Goddamn

  • @reyalsregnava
    @reyalsregnava 3 года назад +10

    "It's going to disappear"
    365 days later its finally fading.
    Elect a used car salesmen get used car salesmanship.

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 3 года назад +3

      Although this will never be going away in the US, since there are too many morons who refuse to vaccinate. Recently heard of a study that with the %age of these people, it is mathematically impossible for the US to ever reach herd immunity.

    • @fezik82
      @fezik82 2 года назад

      @@mikelytou What exactly is the advantage of the vaccination? If it works, which it has been proven not to, why would I need to be vaccinated to protect the vaccinated? Please explain this to me like I'm 10.

  • @stacyyoust
    @stacyyoust 3 года назад

    Give Kimmel show a prize!!!

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 3 года назад

    I love Rep Tim Ryan. Thank you God for his righteous anger and his bravery to speak the truth to their faces.