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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2021
  • Jimmy checks in with Guillermo after his drunken 50th birthday, places like Las Vegas, Phoenix & Palm Springs are seeing snow and North Carolina is seeing UFO’s, a video of a porch pirate caught in the act was spread around Reddit, researchers in Japan have discovered that singing in certain languages spreads COVID faster than others, Jimmy explains an ongoing argument that he finally settled with his wife Molly this morning, Lindsey Graham got his hand caught in the boogie jar, the Trump hotel in D.C. is totally empty, Congressman Kevin McCarthy made a visit to Mar-a-Lago to see Trump, Republicans in the house put their screwiest, Q-iest member Marjorie Taylor Green onto the Education and Labor committee, a MAGA supporter has a job as a sign language interpreter with the Biden administration, and Jimmy breaks down the GameStop stock market drama with the help of an expert.
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  • @owen823
    @owen823 3 года назад +3577

    This guy really just called r/wallstreetbets “Russian Disruptors”. Gotta make sure the poor people look like bad guys, huh?

    • @Cars701
      @Cars701 3 года назад +201

      And people still believe the media outlets don't talk to each other.

    • @sohamshah7638
      @sohamshah7638 3 года назад +72

      imagine an economy where buying stuff destroys the economy.

    • @wisetrollman
      @wisetrollman 3 года назад +7

      You people are so delusional you cant even recognize a joke

    • @happydawg2663
      @happydawg2663 3 года назад +34

      Jimmy Shillel

    • @Patriots_Defender
      @Patriots_Defender 3 года назад +50

      Make sure you leave a dislike for the video

  • @bockes89
    @bockes89 3 года назад +737

    Why always the Russians? I’m Portuguese and I hold forever this stock.

    • @siberiancajun
      @siberiancajun 3 года назад +105

      You are now russian, my brother, according to Hollywood.

    • @darkrood
      @darkrood 3 года назад +27

      Remember when Obama joked about Russian Scare.
      Can't believe i'd see the comeback after Trump is gone.

    • @anastasia-fr1gn
      @anastasia-fr1gn 3 года назад +22

      They still want us in a Cold War

    • @joshuacarreon6290
      @joshuacarreon6290 3 года назад +25

      Cause if they say China they lose there funding and political support 😂😂😂

    • @toddarruda3458
      @toddarruda3458 3 года назад +5

      Portuguese represent!!

  • @taihalpern7342
    @taihalpern7342 3 года назад +324

    *Working class makes money*
    “Only Russia would pull something so un-American”

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 3 года назад +2

      👌💯

    • @natashka1982
      @natashka1982 3 года назад +4

      While he makes money with his awful jokes.

    • @takoen_taotaan
      @takoen_taotaan 3 года назад +3

      @@natashka1982 calling those things jokes is a crime against all forms of comedy.

  • @tyler-hp7oq
    @tyler-hp7oq 3 года назад +266

    This guy is the worst type of Democrat lol

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 3 года назад +31

      All Democrats are the worst type of Democrat. Except maybe Tulsi Gabbard.

    • @Tyler_Owen23
      @Tyler_Owen23 3 года назад +1

      @Vitamin Too what do you expect from democrats these days? They are completely brainwashed by MSM. They can’t even fathom anyone would question the narrative at this point... I think the one thing everyone’ on the left and right can agree on is that “liberals” are the true problems in this country. They question nothing

    • @dindjarin8601
      @dindjarin8601 3 года назад

      @@goawayleavemealone2880 tulsi gabbard lol. Speaking of Russian disrupters.

    • @samotoremor662
      @samotoremor662 3 года назад

      @@goawayleavemealone2880 All Republicans are the worst type of democrat... not democratic at all... traitors to humanity.... to be conservative one has to harbor hate

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 3 года назад

      @@samotoremor662 - Really that's what you're going with, considering that left wing politics is largely built on hate.

  • @valentinleupolt4570
    @valentinleupolt4570 3 года назад +622

    "Russian disruptors" lmao. How do we sabotage the US? Oh yeah, let's buy some stocks

    • @FrankZen
      @FrankZen 3 года назад +27

      And make redditors rich! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад +21

      I like the implication that Russian spies would have had to pretend to be American Redditors for months or years. No shade at Reddit, but the idea is just really funny to me.

    • @AlexanderHL1919
      @AlexanderHL1919 3 года назад +23

      Investing in the US economy is the surest way to ruin it! Everyone knows that.. Kimmel's brain is so smooth it shines through his forehead.

    • @sohamshah7638
      @sohamshah7638 3 года назад +9

      imagine an economy where buying stuff destroys it.

    • @stoppls1709
      @stoppls1709 3 года назад

      @@AlexanderHL1919 lmfao

  • @RowdyBoy82
    @RowdyBoy82 3 года назад +1504

    More people need to drag Jimmy for that "Russian disruptor" bullshit.

    • @GC-xk6cd
      @GC-xk6cd 3 года назад +49

      Cancel him because they love Cancel culture.

    • @danielstrickland712
      @danielstrickland712 3 года назад +4

      drag people who deserve it.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 3 года назад +5

      Cancel culture is bull just let him speak and he will do it him self just like most Hollywood he loves poor people staying poor

    • @skarthikongole
      @skarthikongole 3 года назад +1

      I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic!! He did say that the hedge funds manipulate the markets!!

    • @broadbeanification
      @broadbeanification 3 года назад +1

      @@skarthikongole these guys just like controversy and don’t like liberals

  • @quercusalba5441
    @quercusalba5441 3 года назад +187

    His material is crap, no wonder he looks miserable.

    • @thinkingtoomuch7974
      @thinkingtoomuch7974 3 года назад

      and you're here because?

    • @reannfrantz9102
      @reannfrantz9102 3 года назад

      Thinking Too Much do you know the scoop about Gamestop and Reddit users? What Kimmel had to say obviously irked people from both sides of the isle. Obviously Kimmel is merely a mouthpiece for the elite.

  • @AlexN2022
    @AlexN2022 3 года назад +234

    A pro-government comedian is such a sad sight...

    • @chinchilla505
      @chinchilla505 3 года назад +13

      Same thing during Obama years... when their party is in power, government can do no wrong.

    • @seanjokela
      @seanjokela 3 года назад +1

      Sure better than those terrorist apologists

    • @asdfasdf154
      @asdfasdf154 3 года назад +4

      Being a Democrat is pro-government.

    • @seanjokela
      @seanjokela 3 года назад

      @@asdfasdf154 Lincoln was pro government

    • @carnum1159
      @carnum1159 3 года назад +1

      “Comedian”

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus 3 года назад +1725

    “maybe even some russian disruptors” dude no

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад +28

      I like the implication that Russian spies would have had to pretend to be American Redditors for months or years. No shade at Reddit, I see them doing they thing, but the idea is just really funny to me.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +64

      Hollywood Trump haters for you. I’m surprised he didn’t say “right wing, white supremacist, MAGA, proud boys were behind this”.

    • @bethhiggins1907
      @bethhiggins1907 3 года назад +27

      Your post doesn't meet our double standards so you are banned till you think like a liberal.

    • @sanzen1234
      @sanzen1234 3 года назад +9

      @@TheSilentWalkerz they did and will

    • @I_Art_Laughing
      @I_Art_Laughing 3 года назад +13

      Russian disruptors pouring money into the American retail economy.

  • @aonghasduncan5969
    @aonghasduncan5969 3 года назад +1016

    "russian disrupters"
    Tf is this guy talking about, if you don't have any evidence for a claim don't say it 😂

    • @bebetwin3
      @bebetwin3 3 года назад +63

      What Trump supporters have been saying for the past 5 years

    • @Joe-sd2kx
      @Joe-sd2kx 3 года назад +12

      No say it because we want true colors reaveled

    • @lenapaulsstepbrother2338
      @lenapaulsstepbrother2338 3 года назад +13

      @@bebetwin3 this absolutely does not just apply to trump supporters, my man

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +7

      @Bart Jenkins Same with poor people vs rich people making investments. See how rich elites control the world

    • @dave9547
      @dave9547 3 года назад +1

      Hasn't stopped them before..

  • @ObviousRises
    @ObviousRises 3 года назад +2114

    His wife's boyfriend approves of this message.

  • @XWBgaming
    @XWBgaming 3 года назад +676

    "Russian disrupters"
    More proof that kimmel is not funny

    • @mynameis1848
      @mynameis1848 3 года назад +16

      Never was

    • @danimalthebruce2569
      @danimalthebruce2569 3 года назад +5

      His life isn’t proof enough?

    • @nochepatada
      @nochepatada 3 года назад +2

      I wasn't sure if he was trying to tell a joke

    • @kurtisgibbs6698
      @kurtisgibbs6698 3 года назад

      @@nochepatada he was not. He accused Jon Stewart of being Trump for tweeting positively about wallstreetbets, then deleted it when he realized he DID NOT read the room correctly on this one.
      He’ll need to double check his propoganda points next time

  • @Mike__james
    @Mike__james 3 года назад +504

    How can anyone like this guy takes the side of wall street.

    • @ttvmortemoni1495
      @ttvmortemoni1495 3 года назад +27

      He and the execs have money in the stocks failing is why

    • @Jester2189
      @Jester2189 3 года назад +31

      Cause he's rich so the peasants are a threat to him

    • @noangles1564
      @noangles1564 3 года назад +15

      He's rich

    • @96clarity
      @96clarity 3 года назад +23

      May I introduce you to caviar leftism? :(

    • @Luciusaurelius
      @Luciusaurelius 3 года назад +21

      What are you surprised, he works for all those people lmao! He’s a puppet.

  • @mikadre121
    @mikadre121 3 года назад +2195

    “Russian Disruptors” ... i love how they try to scare people

    • @antmaster360
      @antmaster360 3 года назад +52

      Remember that they even tried blaming the Hunter Biden story on Russia lol

    • @bigballer6666
      @bigballer6666 3 года назад +35

      @@antmaster360 yeah it reminds me of the classic "It is illegal to read these wikileak emails, everything you are learning about them, you are learning FROM US"

    • @broadbeanification
      @broadbeanification 3 года назад +3

      This was clearly a joke, but okay. He literally criticised hedge funds for manipulating the stocks and being hypocrites

    • @JBVXR
      @JBVXR 3 года назад +24

      I really liked the guy and enjoy his show - soooo disappointing. Literally pulled out of his a$$. True media manipulation, he's lost a fan.

    • @JayWZeroNine
      @JayWZeroNine 3 года назад +33

      @@broadbeanification I didn't know he told jokes.. never heard him say anything funny.. ever

  • @g.w.f.212
    @g.w.f.212 3 года назад +169

    Of course he is going to discredit the average joe because he’s a celebrity and will try to protect his friends.

  • @MrTravisCS
    @MrTravisCS 3 года назад +79

    Jimmy knows because his wife’s boyfriend is Russian.

  • @giotorrent
    @giotorrent 3 года назад +252

    JIMMY GETS PAID to lie with a smile on...

    • @FrankZen
      @FrankZen 3 года назад +11

      Yep.. He probably got a few mil direct from the hedge funds!

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus 3 года назад

      Always with a smile

    • @chriscole126
      @chriscole126 3 года назад

      Yup. State TV.

  • @themadmanmarz
    @themadmanmarz 3 года назад +1252

    Remember that time when Jimmy Kimmel Pissed off the entire gaming community.

    • @antt9818
      @antt9818 3 года назад +72

      This old boomer man is always against the new way to make money. For example professional gaming

    • @00Towelie
      @00Towelie 3 года назад +110

      Remember when Jimmy Kimmel was funny? Yeah me neither.

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 3 года назад +34

      Remember when kimmel was a man?

    • @shermanlo1880
      @shermanlo1880 3 года назад +1

      go cry elsewhere lol

    • @lenapaulsstepbrother2338
      @lenapaulsstepbrother2338 3 года назад +50

      @@shermanlo1880 omg, i found it, the one person who finds this jimmy kimmel guy funny, incredible

  • @activatekruger446
    @activatekruger446 3 года назад +66

    Day three: Still searching for a pro-Jimmy comment. Running out of water. This could be my final entry.

    • @nn-nu8hf
      @nn-nu8hf 3 года назад +4

      yeah but did you not see the amount of likes he gets? This guy is very popular with the youtube community and youtube is smart promoting him.....
      XD

    • @donkstamper1335
      @donkstamper1335 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @teardropsonmyfallen
    @teardropsonmyfallen 3 года назад +56

    He really chose to be on the wrong side of history

  • @phd_sound
    @phd_sound 3 года назад +1161

    The most offensive thing about this video was the fact this is considered comedy.

    • @The_Fat_Fury
      @The_Fat_Fury 3 года назад +42

      I'm not even exaggerating when I say he's never made me laugh once in my life. Even before the never ending Trump cycle. The dude is just not humorous at all.

    • @ZeroSmoke.
      @ZeroSmoke. 3 года назад +3

      @@npcimknot958 Underrated comment.

    • @DutchGirl859
      @DutchGirl859 3 года назад +4

      Totally agree.

    • @Mr2o6exy
      @Mr2o6exy 3 года назад +1

      late night host shows are trash i watch real comedians like dave chappele

    • @a.i.8583
      @a.i.8583 3 года назад +1

      The only bits that are funny are the ones with Matt Damon...and Matt is doing the heavy lifting on those

  • @Skyismify
    @Skyismify 3 года назад +370

    Remember when Jimmy was actually funny? Yeah, me neither.

    • @____M_
      @____M_ 3 года назад +3

      @Ralph Maleah yea I remember when he was Chugging beer with Adam

    • @beverlymoore7354
      @beverlymoore7354 3 года назад +1

      If you don't like Kimmel, STOP watching him. You make -O- sense!!

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 3 года назад

      @@beverlymoore7354 Well he made jokes about us average people. So i wanted to know how good he could roast us.
      Beverly...
      just wow.
      Was this bad!
      Even the audience could only cringe of what ever he did on stage here.

  • @OJsLeftGlove
    @OJsLeftGlove 3 года назад +92

    Tell me more about how the Democrats are the "party of the little guy"...

    • @asdfasdf154
      @asdfasdf154 3 года назад +2

      Love how Libs are triggered when the same tactics of "Russia" are used against them. Yet they still will go back to MSM and sheep for them.

    • @therainbowlyon9980
      @therainbowlyon9980 3 года назад +2

      Democrats and republicans both don't care about the working class. They are both just capitalist pawns

    • @cashwat210
      @cashwat210 3 года назад

      @@therainbowlyon9980 same goes for BLM. A bunch of local chapters got shut down due to lack of funds yet they got billions from donations. And the founder bought several houses that run $600k to over a million. She just moved into a neighborhood that is 93% white. It's really funny when you think about it.

  • @ChloeVilar
    @ChloeVilar 3 года назад +70

    Trying to implicate "russian disruptors" to make people that are sick of hedge fund asshats look bad isn't a good look. He also compared Jon Stewart to Trump because Jon approved of the gamestop stuff. When Jimmy was called out on that tweet earlier today he deleted that tweet and acted as if it never happened.

  • @johny5400
    @johny5400 3 года назад +508

    Lol, so, where even republicans and democrats get along together, Jimmy still see russians lol..

    • @bethhiggins1907
      @bethhiggins1907 3 года назад +46

      Your post doesn't meet our double standards so you are banned till you think like a liberal.

    • @user-lr3wd2cd7l
      @user-lr3wd2cd7l 3 года назад +16

      Theres democrats, republicans, and elitists.
      Jimmy is an elitist.

    • @timestamp2525
      @timestamp2525 3 года назад +5

      @@bethhiggins1907 you spelled "elitist" wrong

    • @johnfyten3392
      @johnfyten3392 3 года назад +9

      So true. Left vs right thinking is becoming irrelevant. These arrogant sob's can't let the working folks win for once. The government is the enemy of all of us.

    • @theblackbrucewayne1385
      @theblackbrucewayne1385 3 года назад +15

      As a right leaning person I’m get down with my left leaning brothers to say f jimmy kimmel corporate democrats and rhino neo cons

  • @arls9430
    @arls9430 3 года назад +275

    LMAO Russia already? Your comments section doesn't match your dislikes.

  • @colddickrick2927
    @colddickrick2927 3 года назад +11

    The hypocrisy isn’t even comical at this point. This is just sad

  • @orlandomendes3616
    @orlandomendes3616 3 года назад +58

    "The free market is for everyone... Well, almost everyone." - Wall Street.

  • @gcarsk
    @gcarsk 3 года назад +1699

    “Russian disruptors” huh?

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад +19

      I like the implication that Russian spies would have had to pretend to be American Redditors for months or years. No shade at Reddit, but the idea is just really funny to me

    • @TheControlBlue
      @TheControlBlue 3 года назад +3

      Haha!!
      Not so funny now that you get the label!?!
      Trump's gonna have a slight chuckle!

    • @bethhiggins1907
      @bethhiggins1907 3 года назад +2

      @dalt wisney lol

    • @ohismagical
      @ohismagical 3 года назад +4

      what about the chinese disruptors lol

    • @jonathanhagy9183
      @jonathanhagy9183 3 года назад +6

      @@ohismagical can't criticize any non-whites.

  • @Justin-gv3lp
    @Justin-gv3lp 3 года назад +238

    Where on earth did he get this “Russian disruptor” line from. There has been absolutely zero talk of this from any government agency, news organization, it’s not even a rumor. It’s like he’s pulled this claim entirely from thin air in a malicious attempt to discredit working class Americans who just like the stock. If I had to guess it sounds like he might just be worried about all the millions that he probably has invested with some of these hedge funds that apparently made some poor investment choices. Don’t buy the BS, fellas - buy the dip. Hold the line. This is the way. 💎🤲

    • @Winterfal11
      @Winterfal11 3 года назад +22

      His handlers.

    • @shadeshiest22
      @shadeshiest22 3 года назад +14

      Lol where have you been the last five years??

    • @bobbobbington3615
      @bobbobbington3615 3 года назад +7

      Well, when you're a comedian with little unique material... Russia!

    • @bobbobbington3615
      @bobbobbington3615 3 года назад +1

      @@shadeshiest22 What does that have to do with GameStop?

    • @hankmoody5514
      @hankmoody5514 3 года назад +1

      REDPILLS INCOMING

  • @justaguy5346
    @justaguy5346 3 года назад +28

    Sorry guys, Jimmy’s stay in nurse here. I forgot to give him his meds this morning. He’s slipping again.

  • @06kikas3
    @06kikas3 3 года назад +72

    "Russian Disruptor" yeah, let's start making the "bad guys" like the bad guys.

    • @Valhura77
      @Valhura77 3 года назад

      Sorry, can you clarify why the Russians are the bad guys, what have they ever done to you? Oh, the corporate -military-industrial media complex mouthpieces Jimmy Kimmel et al told you they are bad. Must be true then, I mean they would never lie for profit, or to cover up the insane corruption of politicians and Wallstreet and the weapons industry

    • @06kikas3
      @06kikas3 3 года назад

      @@Valhura77 do you know why double " is used for? :|

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад

      @@Valhura77 that's op's point. You read it wrong

  • @insideline2162
    @insideline2162 3 года назад +355

    There's no way this video has so many likes, considering the negative comments.

    • @marcuslopez7302
      @marcuslopez7302 3 года назад +92

      Im sure the likes are paid russian dissrupptors lol

    • @jokumeikalainen3859
      @jokumeikalainen3859 3 года назад +42

      globalist approved youtubers receive fake likes,constant promotion etc

    • @johnfyten3392
      @johnfyten3392 3 года назад +21

      Absolutely correct. Almost everybody laughs AT Kimmel. He IS the joke.

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 года назад +3

      @@jokumeikalainen3859 lol globalist approved.

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 3 года назад +4

      Must be the Russian disrupters!

  • @davidjordannavarro5757
    @davidjordannavarro5757 3 года назад +551

    You're supposed to tell jokes, Jimmy, not be the joke.

    • @Pystdammit
      @Pystdammit 3 года назад +17

      That wasn't even trying to be a joke, that was corporate subterfuge made through a puppet.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +24

      Since when did Kimmel ever tell jokes? I don’t recall him being funny

    • @Luciusaurelius
      @Luciusaurelius 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 I say underrated comment hahaha

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 3 года назад

      Literally!

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 3 года назад

      He hasn’t told jokes in years

  • @indeed8211
    @indeed8211 3 года назад +22

    remember kids if something happens you don't like its Russia's fault

  • @wordclock707
    @wordclock707 3 года назад +4

    Hey - I got a great idea!! Let's all stop listening to this corporate controlled lump!

  • @SirRonSwanson
    @SirRonSwanson 3 года назад +138

    That ratio doesn't seem to reflect what's going on in the comment section
    LOL

    • @ILoveCats208
      @ILoveCats208 3 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing.

    • @jonathanhagy9183
      @jonathanhagy9183 3 года назад +7

      Soon there will be auto-commentator bots to counter reality-based messages.

    • @BeastmanG
      @BeastmanG 3 года назад +1

      You can’t trust anything anymore. Big tech needs to do more to reassure us.

    • @libertyprime1710
      @libertyprime1710 3 года назад

      @@jonathanhagy9183 Wow. really called that one! 👆

  • @denkusprime8969
    @denkusprime8969 3 года назад +94

    You're a dinosaur seeing the meteor Jimmy.

  • @ProDeo04
    @ProDeo04 3 года назад +7

    “Russian Disruptors”? 😂 Who’s the conspiracy theorist now, Jimmy? This is comedy gold.

  • @roldiny
    @roldiny 3 года назад +25

    if they hate trump so much why they keep talking about him dude this shits getting annoying

  • @MadhavendraSinghBika
    @MadhavendraSinghBika 3 года назад +47

    Billionaires after cheating people:- meh
    Reddit:- uno reverse card
    Billionaires:- wait that's illegal

  • @colinmorrow8565
    @colinmorrow8565 3 года назад +80

    Johnny Carson's rolling over in his grave because of you

    • @jim-hw4ci
      @jim-hw4ci 3 года назад +3

      Johnny Carson would be cancelled nowadays. It's a shame what these jokers did to late night.

  • @travelator3035
    @travelator3035 3 года назад +8

    Once we're done with Wall Street, the next item on our list is Hollywood which includes you Jimmy.

  • @WinterSina
    @WinterSina 3 года назад +13

    Why is everything Russian with democrats....

  • @FineFictMen
    @FineFictMen 3 года назад +67

    In a nutshell, "I support Wall Street, the rich gets richer and the poor get even more poor."
    What a "perfect" analogy, and to think your jokes aren't funny to begin with.

    • @user-gw1fm9bt9o
      @user-gw1fm9bt9o 3 года назад +8

      Kimmel was never for the people, only for his rich friends. Really showing his true colors.

  • @eilidhmac117
    @eilidhmac117 3 года назад +206

    Kimmel is about as funny as paint drying. How is he still on tv.

    • @Liam-hv8hx
      @Liam-hv8hx 3 года назад +6

      paint drying is hella funny compared to this guy tho.

    • @TheControlBlue
      @TheControlBlue 3 года назад +2

      Boomers and Democrats.

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 года назад

      Yeah except paint drying is funny not jimmy.

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 3 года назад

      Hey people have gotten creative with paint drying unlike jimmy

  • @MrSanman28
    @MrSanman28 3 года назад +8

    Jimmy's wife must have a toy called the "Russian Disruptor"

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 3 года назад +43

    They're getting desperate lol, "russian disruptors"

  • @Jayant11141
    @Jayant11141 3 года назад +149

    12:36 "Russian disrupters"
    I really thought after Trump goes away you night show hosts will stop being pathetic but I guess not

  • @dr.woozie7500
    @dr.woozie7500 3 года назад +58

    "Russian disruptors"? Ok Jimmy.

  • @digitalwillis9594
    @digitalwillis9594 3 года назад +15

    america has the most irritating, propagandist television in the world

    • @nickleback3695
      @nickleback3695 3 года назад

      And also the best shows, movies etc. what does your country offer the world in the way of tv?

    • @digitalwillis9594
      @digitalwillis9594 3 года назад +1

      @@nickleback3695 frech and japanese also produce great tv...god americans live in a small world lmao

  • @pizzafrenzyman
    @pizzafrenzyman 3 года назад +6

    Johnny Carson tells better jokes from the grave.

  • @veterinarius7646
    @veterinarius7646 3 года назад +42

    Kimmel is crying when his bosses are getting destroyed, come on Jimmy boy give us more waaaah waaaaah

  • @klamsauce233
    @klamsauce233 3 года назад +86

    Lefties FINALLY seeing the light: "WTf russians?"
    Also Lefties: " But yes it was true when Trump won in 2016."

    • @gocsa
      @gocsa 3 года назад +15

      Everyone brace for COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +10

      Anyone with a low IQ who believes Kimmel is just apart of the problem of division in America.

    • @RafaelValle12
      @RafaelValle12 3 года назад +10

      Not all lefties. People like jimmy dore were fighting it. I fell for it until a little after the Mueller report. Never falling for crap like that again.

    • @harryharrington8686
      @harryharrington8686 3 года назад +4

      @@RafaelValle12 You'll continue to fall for it, you've fallen for it before displaying that you have no critical thinking skills.

    • @dillmandilley
      @dillmandilley 3 года назад +1

      Too few of them see it.

  • @landey94grocks
    @landey94grocks 3 года назад +4

    i didn't know i'm a "russian disruptor" until now, thx jimmy
    anyway.... BUY THE DIP & HOLD THE LINE !!!!

  • @flint9889
    @flint9889 3 года назад +53

    Is jimmy forgetting how to talk? He's talking like joe biden. Talks then blinks and makes no sense

    • @nn-nu8hf
      @nn-nu8hf 3 года назад +1

      soulless bro

  • @jlassh
    @jlassh 3 года назад +52

    Jimmy isn't very smart if you haven't figured that out by now.

  • @olefella7561
    @olefella7561 3 года назад +1055

    Wall Street Billionaire Hedge funds: "Only WE are allowed to manipulate the markets".

    • @exquisitecorpse4917
      @exquisitecorpse4917 3 года назад +26

      I saw a report on PBS pointing out that a lot of the money being lost is from pension funds, and they framed it as if the Gamestop traders were 'robbing' old folks...........but all I heard is that a hedge fund is gambling with peoples' pension funds by betting on the deaths of companies. This isn't exactly 'good guy' behavior.

    • @timogen1970
      @timogen1970 3 года назад +4

      Don't worry about it, Jimmy, your boy Joe Biden has got this under control. Janet Yellen will have all of this settled in no time.

    • @lamwam5065
      @lamwam5065 3 года назад +4

      Jimmy Kimmel is such an airhead. Blaming russia for what happened with gamestop.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 3 года назад

      I hate billionaires, but I hate them less than redditors.

    • @bikosteve8864
      @bikosteve8864 3 года назад +3

      And now the same wall street oligarchs have stopped everyone from buying gamestop stocks

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 3 года назад +6

    Congrats Jimmy, you made it to The Rising. 😂😅

    • @polipolimaui
      @polipolimaui 3 года назад +3

      Haha, I just came here from there to watch the longer version. It really is outrageous how everything they don't like is blamed on Russia.

  • @kms7012
    @kms7012 3 года назад +10

    Jimmy siding with the HedgeFund guys, not a good look. Smh

    • @alan.smitheeee
      @alan.smitheeee 3 года назад

      SNL sided with Wall Street too in that cold open. Gross.

  • @foxboi6309
    @foxboi6309 3 года назад +82

    Calling this dude a "Moron" would be too kind. "Russian Disruptors" really dude... really? I know you are paid to lie and you are tryharding to stay relevant but... come with something much more original...

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 года назад +1

      @Alex Contreras Oh, so he’s implying it? Got it.

    • @Kryptic712
      @Kryptic712 3 года назад +1

      @Alex Contreras loooool

  • @karlel9663
    @karlel9663 3 года назад +37

    I don't understand how people are laughing in the background for no reason, there are no jokes it's just lame anchor laughing himself.

    • @TheRbruin10
      @TheRbruin10 3 года назад +5

      Its a big sign that TELLS audience to laugh. Its not natural laughter trust me.

  • @Bangy
    @Bangy 3 года назад +22

    It's becoming incredibly obvious that this channel uses like bots.

    • @dillmandilley
      @dillmandilley 3 года назад +4

      RUclips does that with algorithms.

    • @unevilGenius
      @unevilGenius 3 года назад +1

      RUclips belongs to Google. Google just deleted a hundred thousand one star reviews for Robinhood. I call that begging for the guillotine.

    • @TheKeystoneChannel
      @TheKeystoneChannel 3 года назад

      @Ambi Bambi welcome to our world, 4 years of censorship of you're a Trump supporter

  • @5149111
    @5149111 3 года назад +26

    “Russian Disruptors” sources: -his crack pipe

  • @blake4453
    @blake4453 3 года назад +248

    Hey, Jimmy.
    We aren’t Russian disrupters.
    We just like the stock.

    • @davidradtke160
      @davidradtke160 3 года назад +38

      And really don’t like hedge funds :)

    • @fishah08sk8
      @fishah08sk8 3 года назад +50

      How much you think they pay him extra to say "russian distrupters" like where did that even come from?

    • @stineberg8795
      @stineberg8795 3 года назад +5

      I love the stonk!

    • @mykolas4580
      @mykolas4580 3 года назад +4

      we like the stock

    • @Gin_n_Tonic
      @Gin_n_Tonic 3 года назад +2

      💎🙌

  • @Defenestration_of_Prague
    @Defenestration_of_Prague 3 года назад +15

    “Russian Disruptors.” You can’t almost see him look off to the side to get the confirmation that he has to say that from his masters 🙄🙄 go home Jimmy

  • @pjijn6837
    @pjijn6837 3 года назад +5

    Yeah it’s definitely the Russians and not a reaction to an underlying problem in our own society

  • @changemymind2021
    @changemymind2021 3 года назад +8

    Jimmy - There are Russians hiding under your bed!

  • @ilikespacedinosaurs
    @ilikespacedinosaurs 3 года назад +12

    GOTTA BLAME RUSSIA

  • @rezadaneshi
    @rezadaneshi 3 года назад +1332

    Billionaires interrupted. I love it

    • @lw7737
      @lw7737 3 года назад +27

      We really fkd up the stock market lmao

    • @ayadali9112
      @ayadali9112 3 года назад +14

      We sure did lmao.

    • @lendleasereit6797
      @lendleasereit6797 3 года назад +8

      Basically, if the retailers win, the institutions go burst and the retailers get all their money
      It's a zero sum game. Simply a transfer of money from the rich to the layman

    • @tachiebillano6244
      @tachiebillano6244 3 года назад +4

      "Little corner of hell" for the sign language interpreter, hahahahahaha

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 3 года назад +4

      by other billionaires/millionaires. Who has money to waste in buying worthless stocks? Just a war among rich leeches

  • @donthireddysneha
    @donthireddysneha 3 года назад +7

    Can't even come up with better excuse ! "Russian Disruptors" really !

  • @Caspricocious
    @Caspricocious 3 года назад +10

    Jimmy looks like he's ready to die already. He really looks like his soul has moved on already

    • @nonfiction4364
      @nonfiction4364 3 года назад +2

      Well that's what you like after you sold it

  • @BB-rj2zn
    @BB-rj2zn 3 года назад +13

    The real issue is the hedge fund (s) that sold(shorted) more stock than is physically tradable. An illegal practice. The reddit crowd correctly identified this. Now the shorters have to buy back more shares than exist at whatever price they can or keep paying the interest on the borrowed short shares. This is the squeeze that is talked about.

    • @Deusvult28024
      @Deusvult28024 3 года назад

      Still think Jimmy Kimmell has your best interests in mind?

  • @mml1426
    @mml1426 3 года назад +16

    Gotta love this country man. In only January:
    - An insurrection in Washington DC
    - A 2nd impeachment
    - A bizarre Presidential inauguration
    - A bunch of kids taking down the big sharks in Wall Street
    Beautiful and bizarre country we live in people

  • @jimmybon9314
    @jimmybon9314 3 года назад +4

    He tweeted out that Jon Stewart sided with redditors on the Gamestop issue, however, by attacking Jon Stewart on siding with them...

  • @dwightwest2885
    @dwightwest2885 3 года назад +4

    This PR theatre is disgusting to watch. Jimmy is completely gone. His eyes do not lie.

  • @cozyrain410
    @cozyrain410 3 года назад +1723

    WE DID IT REDDIT.

    • @Abudsaleh-lg1vv
      @Abudsaleh-lg1vv 3 года назад +31

      yes we did

    • @AS-rr9km
      @AS-rr9km 3 года назад +66

      🤣Amazing job. If this was your version of “storming the Capitol”, round of applause 👏

    • @lelandreid5425
      @lelandreid5425 3 года назад +25

      Flood Doge

    • @maikol1433
      @maikol1433 3 года назад +41

      WE DID IT BOIS WE REDDIOTRS TOOK OVER THE STOCK MARKET

    • @BlaineBlast
      @BlaineBlast 3 года назад +5

      aint no we buddy stop inserting yourself in things u have nothing to do with.

  • @omnisnax2871
    @omnisnax2871 3 года назад +11

    Jimmy Kimmel is the least funniest comedian I've ever seen

  • @karankapoor2701
    @karankapoor2701 3 года назад +5

    I'm sure he's gonna blame his fiance pregnant on RUSSIANS 😂😂😂

  • @shortznig2938
    @shortznig2938 3 года назад +3

    Calling jimmy a tool is kind of an insult to actual hammers and screw drivers.

  • @AlanMyronPrivate
    @AlanMyronPrivate 3 года назад +19

    I bought stock to piss off the hedge funds who were shorting it.
    It was a twofer: You attack hedge funds and have the potential to make money.
    What is not to like?
    Oh, and I was born in Mexico, not Russia. And naturalized American in 2010

    • @collinblatchford
      @collinblatchford 3 года назад +3

      I hope we teach all new americans to mess with hedge funds. True American appreciate it.

  • @pkc6090
    @pkc6090 3 года назад +279

    Hedge fund firms should all be investigated as well. Why are they allowed to manipulate the market?

    • @MrKlarthums
      @MrKlarthums 3 года назад +38

      Because they pay the legislators and regulators that write and enforce the laws.

    • @velocity1012
      @velocity1012 3 года назад +4

      @Loral Anthalas right?!! Futures, confidence, speculation... people who didn't study finance or who don't regularly invest don't understand.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 3 года назад +14

      The enormous salaries their CEO's rake in too! Over a billion a year? Unconscionable.

    • @bryantsanchez-carazo5816
      @bryantsanchez-carazo5816 3 года назад +21

      And that's why they're pissed that is Reddit Investors (Myself Included 😂) manipulated the market forcing them to lose $70 billion dollars Wednesday... All in a day's work for a Redditor tbh

    • @jayjords
      @jayjords 3 года назад

      Hey man just came across your message and thought wow some people really don't know anything about economics how old are you 12??
      But let's eat the rich cause we're jealous of their existence!🥴🙄

  • @hk4lyfe59
    @hk4lyfe59 3 года назад +6

    He slipped in the "Russian disruptors" to subtly discredit the movement. Jimmy's show is owned by Wallstreet. He tries to play it cool but at the end of the day he works for them.

  • @humanbeing5396
    @humanbeing5396 3 года назад +10

    As Peter Griffin from “Family Guy” once said, “let’s watch Jimmy Kimmel try tonight.”

  • @jenniferbaumgarden9293
    @jenniferbaumgarden9293 3 года назад +199

    I quit smoking at the start of the pandemic last year. No WAY I'm starting again after almost a year clean! If I catch this crap, I want to have a fighting chance to survive it.

    • @jenniferbaumgarden9293
      @jenniferbaumgarden9293 3 года назад +9

      @EWA Yid Army Chantix really helped me. Keep up the good fight!

    • @LALew850
      @LALew850 3 года назад +13

      I quit 8 years ago after smoking for 30 years. It gets so much easier. Keep your eyes on the horizon. It gets so much better!

    • @staciehorton8149
      @staciehorton8149 3 года назад +7

      Congratulations! Please don't start back. Keep going. You have made a great milestone. Keep pushing and striving.

    • @pacman6001
      @pacman6001 3 года назад +8

      Same. quit around late Jan 2020. I can (literally) breathe easier every day.

    • @pacman6001
      @pacman6001 3 года назад +3

      Holy! I used champix (what they call it in Canada) and they were some serious mood altering pills.

  • @sogggy
    @sogggy 3 года назад +477

    “It’s a BIG club, and you ain’t in it” - George Carlin

    • @marcossandoval396
      @marcossandoval396 3 года назад +11

      Your truly right actually before I seen or read your comments I been listening to George for years and I doing what he said I sitting and watching the show lol thank you👍

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 3 года назад +9

      What I wouldn’t give to revive George Carlin just to hear his take on the former trump Administration. He would’ve had a field day with that gift that kept on giving.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +1

      George would have had to give up his "both sides are equally bad" philosophy for Trump... I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 3 года назад +2

      @Sam Smith Criticising people for quoting anyone on youtube is below basic. The irony is probably lost on you though

    • @birdysaurusrex7346
      @birdysaurusrex7346 3 года назад

      @Sam Smith So is being named Samuel Smith.

  • @joshflores6605
    @joshflores6605 3 года назад +2

    Not only can he not stop talking about conservatives and Trump, because he is nothing without them. Now shows his true colors by calling the common folk “Russian disruptors”, how great it is to see this elite defend his friends on Wall Street

  • @BubbleZBlofish
    @BubbleZBlofish 3 года назад +5

    Hope everyone is waking up. This is what "woke" as started as before it was taken by the far left.
    If you see through this bs, good morning and try not to fall back to sleep.

  • @beasleydad
    @beasleydad 3 года назад +242

    Guillermo is a gem. Good on Jimmy for keeping him as a side kick.

  • @jojostar7973
    @jojostar7973 3 года назад +34

    Deleting dislikes, a favourite tactic of the left 😂

    • @aperson2943
      @aperson2943 3 года назад +2

      Comments too, and people. Silence the people who expose them, gain more power, and still play the victim

    • @tkPuncake
      @tkPuncake 3 года назад +2

      Listen the left don’t want the liberals ether

  • @Deusvult28024
    @Deusvult28024 3 года назад +2

    People are starting to open their eyes and I love it :) The whole cathedral’s charade is being stripped away 😃

  • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
    @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 года назад +5

    gotta love youtube censoring dislikes on this video. Must be nice to be a corporate entity.

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 3 года назад +17

    whenever a billionaire gets screwed over can we now officially call it being game STOMPED?

  • @ems7623
    @ems7623 3 года назад +14

    The jokes about the German language and aggression are getting a bit old, guys.

  • @goblinmoblin4869
    @goblinmoblin4869 3 года назад +8

    Jimmy: How do you sleep at night? Lots of valium?

  • @trezonz
    @trezonz 3 года назад +4

    Great to see a comedian brave enough to stick it to the poor.

  • @sunnydaysatl
    @sunnydaysatl 3 года назад +106

    Of course Greene is from Georgia. I guess we come in 2nd place to Florida.

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 3 года назад +5

      You have my sincere condolences.

    • @lordadmiralevansalt627
      @lordadmiralevansalt627 3 года назад +5

      Greene makes me CRINGE as a Georgian. Maybe the fact that our state’s political stance is in a transition period is contributing to her craziness.

    • @Dawn_Raider
      @Dawn_Raider 3 года назад +2

      And Linsey Graham is from South Carolina so we are 3rd to both of you

    • @jhefferson9048
      @jhefferson9048 3 года назад +1

      Dude thank God I live near Atlanta. Like the rest of Georgia no matter how beautiful it is is crazy.

  • @princellasmith7562
    @princellasmith7562 3 года назад +65

    Can't stand these folks stealing people's packages.

    • @lymalai2778
      @lymalai2778 3 года назад

      I'm glad to meet you

    • @xiqueira
      @xiqueira 3 года назад +5

      Gasp fact: 90,000 packages go missing every day in NYC alone.

    • @theresachung703
      @theresachung703 3 года назад +1

      @@xiqueira really????!!!!

  • @patrickrichardson2195
    @patrickrichardson2195 3 года назад +3

    "Russian disruptors" is a funny way to say apes with diamond hands that like the stonks.

  • @mythicstyx7827
    @mythicstyx7827 3 года назад +7

    I can't remember the last time Jimmy has cracked a legit joke