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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @leer3394
    @leer3394 4 дня назад +1988

    I tell myself every day “im gold, im premium” and it helps me get through the day

    • @QueenIsma
      @QueenIsma 4 дня назад +12

      Same❤😂

    • @Mark_Goddin
      @Mark_Goddin 4 дня назад +36

      You ARE gold! And Premium!

    • @kamilsc8235
      @kamilsc8235 4 дня назад +11

      GOOOOOLD!!!!

    • @thillirrr6579
      @thillirrr6579 4 дня назад +9

      We are gold. We are premium. Once upon a time on a small (obviously very flat and not at all 3 dimensionally spherical) world far far away...

    • @leximichelle6022
      @leximichelle6022 3 дня назад +5

      I hear a faint “GOOOOOOLD!” In my mind sometimes when I need a laugh lmaoo

  • @scottydog6713
    @scottydog6713 4 дня назад +3133

    that expense report is killing me man. hes not giving girlfriend advice, hes giving sugar baby advice 😭 while not even hitting sugar baby expenses tbqh

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 4 дня назад +182

      Exactly. What's sad is that I see dudes online saying women are all about money, looks, stuff like that, and I'm willing to bet it's because of guys like this peddling "knowledge".

    • @Pocket_Sized_Satan
      @Pocket_Sized_Satan 4 дня назад +67

      Self fulfilling prophecy

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 4 дня назад +61

      ​@@redfrog1628as someone who used to be a pick-me, they only like "women who are after their money".

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 4 дня назад +29

      @jkutiye87 yeah, I've tried telling them that but they didn't wanna hear it. That's when you know they're deep in the stew.

    • @urinelover1428
      @urinelover1428 4 дня назад +48

      @@jkutiye87 fr the shock after you jump through all these hoops to appear "one of the good ones" to guys like this just to find out they don't even want girls like you hahah what an embarrassing time of my life

  • @joshmcleod8194
    @joshmcleod8194 4 дня назад +2076

    $500 an hour for his consult is wild. I'm a therapist in an expensive city and most of us only charge around $150 an hour. With our Master's degree.

    • @qa5159
      @qa5159 4 дня назад +79

      I don’t think therapy should be charged but someone could not pay me enough to listen to rich people’s problems for 45 minutes

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 дня назад +53

      ​@@qa5159But how would that work?

    • @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6
      @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6 4 дня назад +227

      @@qa5159 therapist need to eat and live , sorry 😅😅

    • @yourpookiescrapmetal
      @yourpookiescrapmetal 4 дня назад +23

      @@ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6fr 😭🙏

    • @dreamy.oliver8495
      @dreamy.oliver8495 4 дня назад +184

      ⁠@@ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6I assume they mean in a world where there’s enough social services/gov funding that people don’t need to pay for therapy and it’s a free service

  • @reguluscummins878
    @reguluscummins878 4 дня назад +2012

    he talks about having a girlfriend like having like...a lizard. brb calculating the money it will take to get my girlfriend a heat rock

    • @denslc
      @denslc 4 дня назад +71

      Not a bad strategy tbh. Living room heat rock would kill with the cold feet girlies

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +133

      Honestly, I’d actually really enjoy a sunning rock🤔 how much would that cost for a North American copper topped squish dragon like myself?

    • @bingonight1504
      @bingonight1504 4 дня назад +19

      A heat rock would get me better than these men

    • @Varinating
      @Varinating 4 дня назад +14

      @@dcarter455 I think an Argentinian black and white tegu enclosure should be perfectly good for a human who really likes sitting on scorching hot rocks. Those guys are big and they like it HOT.

    • @hermitgirl4247
      @hermitgirl4247 4 дня назад +4

      ​@@dcarter455 i think that would have to depend on your size. How tall are you? About 5 inches?

  • @emilyd.2796
    @emilyd.2796 4 дня назад +184

    27:40 this sounds like he’s explaining the behaviours of different dog breeds to see which one fits your lifestyle and would be best for you to adopt

    • @asdfxcvbn746
      @asdfxcvbn746 Час назад

      well, thats what modern women act like. so men adapted & found a way to deal with them.

    • @magicalsolitude516
      @magicalsolitude516 27 секунд назад

      fr these types of manosphere guys straight up view the women in their lives as pets rather than actual human beings

  • @FirstNameBunchANumbers
    @FirstNameBunchANumbers 4 дня назад +1442

    27:16 I appreciate Jarvis mentioning positive stereotypes are harmful too. Hearing comments about "Asians being smart" makes individual Asians who don't view themselves as smart feel bad, "positive" comments about being skinny makes ppl feel like they have to stay skinny to be liked etc

    • @gaywalllbiter
      @gaywalllbiter 4 дня назад +48

      I think it's called "benevolent racism" if u want to find more about this topic :-)

    • @GYAXA
      @GYAXA 4 дня назад +44

      This phenomenon is often called model minority stereotyping :)

    • @Fen_Fox
      @Fen_Fox 4 дня назад +111

      on a somewhat similar note, the positive stereotypes regarding east asian appearances bc of the growing popularity of stuff like kpop and k or c dramas is very uncomfortable to read/hear as an east asian. I've read/heard stuff like "All east asian people are skinny and have spotless skin." Every time I just feel so uncomfortable bc I'm overweight, and struggle with losing weight bc of health problems. I've also struggled with acne for forever, and know many other east asians who deal with the same. It just rubs me the wrong way when people lump all east asians as all being the same, whether it be a positive or negative stereotype.

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 4 дня назад +90

      Hey this is so off topic but I actually really appreciate you using the example of positive feedback on being skinny still being harmful in particular. Getting praised for being skinny as a kid led to me having issues with disordered eating as a teen, and this is the first time I’ve seen anyone validate that it’s bad. So yeah I can definitely second that positive stereotypes are still not a good thing

    • @XYZ-kb3mm
      @XYZ-kb3mm 4 дня назад +52

      As someone with an ED, this is so true, even though I of course enjoy the compliments, it makes you notice how you don’t get them anymore when you’re recovering. No insults even necessary to show me that you prefer me less now that I’m “recovered.”

  • @ninastacey
    @ninastacey 4 дня назад +3187

    paying a guy to hit on your girlfriend via DM is crazy. SELLING that service is even crazier

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 4 дня назад +48

      toxic and genius lol

    • @joelleash8873
      @joelleash8873 4 дня назад +96

      I’ve seen this girl on TikTok live who FaceTimes girls’ boyfriends/husbands to test their loyalty. It’s highly entertaining but also sad

    • @Alicest.
      @Alicest. 4 дня назад +71

      Yeah, it's kind of genius. If a guy is seriously considering doing something like hiring his "services", the relationship is long dead already, if it was ever anything more than a status for both parties at all

    • @chocolatedoughnut1305
      @chocolatedoughnut1305 4 дня назад +43

      The amount of insecurity required to want to pay someone to test their partners loyalty is insane but like if you’re gonna do it you could find someone on instagram to do it for like $10 lol

    • @QuincyJacobs-i8h
      @QuincyJacobs-i8h 4 дня назад +6

      He's trying to get money the only way his immature mind can think ok

  • @Amosus2
    @Amosus2 4 дня назад +1522

    Dating coaches are having a competition to see how creepy they can be istg

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 3 дня назад +6

      Just because you disagree with their views, doesn’t make them creepy. I don’t agree either, but still.

    • @maraque16
      @maraque16 2 дня назад +11

      @@ImAgentK No. Telling people to record their girlfriend or wife without their knowledge is fucking *creepy*

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 2 дня назад +1

      @@maraque16 Oh ok fair enough, in my defense I didn’t watch the whole video.

    • @boredagain1
      @boredagain1 2 дня назад

      ​@@ImAgentKmodern women don't like that their tactics are being exposed. W0m3n can be just as shitty as m3n, just a lot more subtle/covert about their fuckery, and ofc we're not allowed to talk about it cuz that's considered "creepy" or "misogynistic", just allow them to continue operating in the shadows..

    • @layton6202
      @layton6202 День назад +6

      @@ImAgentKin case of false assault…she forgot to add that

  • @RoadsofEuropeverreme
    @RoadsofEuropeverreme 4 дня назад +221

    Fun fact, in Don Quixote someone tells a story about a man who hires a friend to test his wife's loyalty. The story ends bad and even Don Quixote says it is not realistic. 400 years ago ppl did already think that's ridiculous

    • @Arian2472
      @Arian2472 3 дня назад +7

      RANDOM OF ME BUT I LOVE DON QUIXOTE SM

    • @Joodt-zo4pd
      @Joodt-zo4pd День назад

      I got so happy seeing this comment don quixote is pretty cool

  • @raincloud_1740
    @raincloud_1740 4 дня назад +168

    13:02 in my college english class, some people submitted ChatGPT project proposals for stories that WE DIDN'T EVEN READ in the class. it's rough for the english professors fr

    • @The_real_tomold
      @The_real_tomold 4 дня назад +5

      Dude in my CP class I used grammarly and ended up getting a zero on the essay 😭

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 4 дня назад +10

      My college english class had a rule in the syllabus not to use AI for assignments

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 4 дня назад +12

      ​@@inkystars19 Same, all my classes say not to use AI under the academic dishonesty section of the syllabus

    • @peaches1535
      @peaches1535 4 дня назад

      @@The_real_tomoldgrammarly isn’t fair bc my community college made us download and use it… it’s really helpful!

    • @raincloud_1740
      @raincloud_1740 4 дня назад +6

      @inkystars19 so does mine lol, I think a lot of people don't really care

  • @MrRobot-jb5tI
    @MrRobot-jb5tI 4 дня назад +4148

    Imagine breaking down dating costs like it’s a business expense. Can I write this off on my taxes?

    • @Valorian6167
      @Valorian6167 4 дня назад +103

      Not until marriage 😂

    • @donywahlberg
      @donywahlberg 4 дня назад +17

      These are the people we thought the people who split checks were

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 4 дня назад +53

      “Someone help me budget this my girlfriend is dying.”

    • @sillyxoxo
      @sillyxoxo 4 дня назад +9

      i write down my divorces as business trips so yes

    • @ked49
      @ked49 4 дня назад +4

      Depends, you a politician? If not no, if so yes(and you also get paid)

  • @MrRobot-jb5tI
    @MrRobot-jb5tI 4 дня назад +1767

    Nothing builds trust in a relationship like hiring someone to spy on your partner. Truly a modern love story.

    • @Winter-339
      @Winter-339 4 дня назад +18

      Its the cutest 😍

    • @IamWanderwoman
      @IamWanderwoman 4 дня назад +6

      Relationship goals lol

    • @Yourfavoritemess
      @Yourfavoritemess 3 дня назад +5

      "She's my girlfriend"
      "And he's my fbi agent"
      "👕❤👕"

    • @AS-fd9jc
      @AS-fd9jc День назад

      Not only is his dating advice completely cooked, he is awkward as hell socially...

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 16 часов назад

      My parents met kinda like that 😅 They divorced 3 times 😁

  • @betterbaulball
    @betterbaulball 4 дня назад +2926

    "I'm sorry honey, that chocolate bar you just bought brings us over my 200 dollar a week date expenses. Sadly this arrangement is no longer profitable for me, and unfortunately I will have to let you go. If you don't mind filling out a survey about your experience that'd be great!"

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA 4 дня назад +125

      Dating, but make it Shark Tank

    • @24shineon
      @24shineon 4 дня назад +51

      Imagine having a $200 limit in this grocery economy 😭

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 2 дня назад +1

      @@24shineon I dunno, Caleb Hammer says it is possible to have a meal prep plan for $300 per month for one person, but even assuming a bit less care and time (since the $300 limit is for people in really bad situations), it should still be way lower than $800 per month? (I myself can't tell since I don't live in USA). Though it seems to be about a date, and that's a different thing than normal groceries.

    • @24shineon
      @24shineon 2 дня назад +2

      @@tymondabrowski12 it’s definitely possible it’s just sometimes more difficult depending on the stores near you and the ingredients you need, it varies by household for sure

    • @skeptical_dragonfruit
      @skeptical_dragonfruit 2 дня назад

      Dennis Reynolds type shit lmao

  • @QiotiCoyote
    @QiotiCoyote 4 дня назад +81

    we know Jarvis is telling the truth about him caring more about the thought than the execution of the gift bc Drew Gooden's 3D White Jarvis

  • @Nerodotnet
    @Nerodotnet 4 дня назад +75

    27:59 “I’m not gonna say anything because there are plenty of lovely FEMININE black women out there” Oh brother, I’m white, not even American, and I still clocked it. he REALLY couldn’t be any more blatant with that one 😭

  • @pyrrhus2714
    @pyrrhus2714 4 дня назад +1215

    Whooaaaaa buddy. Might want to be careful who you are messing with. Based Austin might just steal your partner’s significant other. Stay safe out there

    • @DrewDrizzle
      @DrewDrizzle 4 дня назад

      Attempting to invalid the men that have already been validated by the objective goal that all men must in order to pass and maintain anything at even the most fundamental basics of all things necessary to not risk astronomical failures only to be proven the validity of reality on the most personal levels to not be able to be ignorant of the truths anymore, would be the best redpills for a bluepilled white-Knighting Bob to experience to be liberated from the fantasy that men and women are equal, and that want and react to things all the same ways that the "manosphere highlights daily" describes in his recent upload about how all of this simping and viewing relationships with modern women under the halo effect like delusions and the results experienced when just trusting them or treating them as males like or respond well to be treated does not ever reap the same results based on their actions.... All Women operate under "briffaults law" if every mans truly honest with themselves... Just look that up and seriously question every past and future outcome from anything expected having anything to do with any interaction with any woman, where the women in our lives act and live their lives in such ways to any standards that briffaults law doesn't apply to them, and you'll find that it simply doesn't exist..... Because men aren't loved or respected for who they are! We're only ever valued for what be provide! Without bringing value or displaying it, no relationship or interactions happen to get anywhere with women and nothing can be maintain without constantly meeting or exceeding their demands enough for them to feel like what have we done for her lately????.... Because they'll always continuously move the goalposts to want more and more..... Look up the story called "the husband store" and thats literally all modern women in a nutshell and how they're never happy wanting to be happy all the time in a society where they can ruin a mans life at any moment just because they're not feeling happy anymore..... For men that don't understand or refuse to acknowledge the reality of the potential threats of anything that can and has harmed countless good men, for these guys to be forcefed the redpills by their own good women that they talk about being so different or nothing at all of a risk to them ever being disappointed in would be the best thing for them to experience in life continuously until they accept the truth for what and how its always been. What modern women say and do behind our backs and feel inside about many things in theory aren't the truth in reality. The best recruiters of redpills aren't redpilled men.... It's always the women themselves. Its up to each man on his own time and strength to face the truth and set himself free from the bluepilled matrix that the evil powers want us all to believe to keep us in line to benefit themselves to have very little if any accountability or consequences at the expenses of those few that want the truth and to live in reality..... The second a war were to break out, or you're gone or sick.... You better believe that you're lovely woman will be getting dug out my chad and Tyrone balls deep all over that 304! And I the rest of us will be here to see y'alls crying and hearing y'alls say 1. Oh maybe the next ones different, I just had some bad luck 2. You know, but you lie to yourselves as a cope to not go insane or something, so you're in denial that you're all cuks 3. You accept the truths and you're able to come out with a realistic understanding of female nature and how men are hardwired, and now you can clearly see the landscape better and how things really work between the genders differences as men value a woman with no past and woman value men with a future and almost everything else we feel very differently about towards one another and value such as beauty and fertility. The manosphere has spoken and proven many hurtful truths. I'm not saying all women are bad, but all can very easily be if they aren't already all damaged today even before they get into any relationship not being able to pair bond and having delusional standards being an entitled modern women. Most simps will just keep simping as most haters are going to hate. These white knights will keep faking their tactics to try to score points with women or not get canceled for fake approval and views catering toward these women for views and chances to get leftovers of Chads and pookies. These types of men cannot be helped, because thats the only thing they've got left to have any skin in the game lying to themselves and women. These are the weak men that have ruined society making hard times for us all that ultimately caused most women to be the most unhappiest they've ever been. Its all so amusing to watch far lefty society ruin itself simping....... Y'alls can have our leftovers! The rest of us will just keep laughing at the fact that these men made another the old saying right again! That one mans trash could always be another mans treasure.... And those men are beta simps that wife up 304s and shame men that have standards and dont accept disrespectful behaviors and other toxic crap from women 😂

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 4 дня назад +11

      Based on Austin? I'm calling CalebHammer if you get his $200 loyalty test 😂

    • @rp2741
      @rp2741 3 дня назад +10

      Based Austin is going to steal your partner's significant other aka yourself???

    • @bluesweatshirts7113
      @bluesweatshirts7113 3 дня назад

      @@rp2741or polyamory

    • @ImuBozu
      @ImuBozu 20 часов назад

      @@rp2741 fr what is this guy on about

  • @Charley070
    @Charley070 4 дня назад +7079

    Having a camera for your living room for the sole purpose of being able to disprove an assault claim, is the BIGGEST red flag I’ve ever seen. Normal people don’t think like that.

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 4 дня назад +205

      Like H U H

    • @darthstarfire
      @darthstarfire 4 дня назад +216

      Maybe he had a negative experience with women claiming something happened that didn’t. Maybe think about why people view things this way or ask idk

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost 4 дня назад

      @@darthstarfireMen are more likely to be sexually assaulted themselves than to be falsely accused of ANYTHING so maybe sit down and shut the fuck up.

    • @QuincyJacobs-i8h
      @QuincyJacobs-i8h 4 дня назад +292

      That's some Diddy stuff it's not for security it's for home movies

    • @casuallydelulu
      @casuallydelulu 4 дня назад +645

      @@darthstarfirebffr dude the amount of false accusations in comparison to sa cases is so insignificant 😭😭😭 only sex offenders are worried about that

  • @adsareawful50
    @adsareawful50 4 дня назад +616

    As a man, I'm so often thinking "what's the point though?" when learning about "how to get women" content. Like, if you can't "get a woman" by just being yourself, if you have to put on this whole calculated persona in order to attract her, how are you ever going to actually be happy with her? Craziness

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 4 дня назад +89

      Literally the moral of like, the average Disney kids/teen show where the character gets a makeover and changes their personality to appeal to their crush… and then we learn that it never works 😅
      Love the username, btw

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 4 дня назад

      hot

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 4 дня назад +98

      It's because it's not really about finding a partner to be happy with. It's about collecting women like Pokemon to impress other men.

    • @shtfcker24
      @shtfcker24 4 дня назад

      @@heatherangel9700 i can actually confirm this. i hung out with a lot of guys when i was 16-17 (im 19 now) and there was a group of like 3 guys i occasionally ran into who all followed people like andrew tate and believed in all his “how to get women” advice. one guy in the group worshipped the buffest and most physically attractive so much that i actually thought he was gay until he started talking to a girl. none of them ever made eye contact with me. not once. one of them had a female teacher once a week and ditched all her lessons. i tried to have a conversation with one of them once and he only spoke to me through his friend who was standing next to him. women were not human to those guys at all. i ended up spending a lot of time with them because i found them fascinating - like animals in a zoo. the way they acted towards women was so bizarre i had to find it funny otherwise i’d find it terrifying.

    • @meowppii
      @meowppii 3 дня назад +26

      You've got it right!! These guys will make these tutorials and follow these kinda guys just for the approval of other men, not to find genuine connection w women themselves. It's so tragic that some people get on the internet and see this, believe this bs and end up influenced into becoming incels.

  • @guyanomaly
    @guyanomaly 4 дня назад +357

    I’m the most average-looking guy you could possibly imagine and I’ve had gorgeous girlfriends. Granted I’ve also had gorgeous boyfriends. I am not straight.

    • @aKBnB
      @aKBnB 4 дня назад +6

      😂😂☠️💀☠️😂😂

    • @aliamcbride
      @aliamcbride 4 дня назад +36

      That's because bisexuality raises your Sexual Market Value

    • @greysunshinexx
      @greysunshinexx 4 дня назад +81

      how to keep attractive partners ✍️ be bi ✍️

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 4 дня назад +31

      Quick, write that down. Write that down!

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 4 дня назад +3

      bi guys >>>>>

  • @TheMikero
    @TheMikero 2 дня назад +11

    I saw this guy a little like 10 years ago when he just did some basic calisthenics videos, it is wild to see how far he's descended into scamming and intellectual dishonesty over the years since.

  • @roguebird12
    @roguebird12 4 дня назад +728

    I know too many people who treat dating like it's a chore

    • @elizabethr.9359
      @elizabethr.9359 4 дня назад +191

      I think people forget you don’t actually have to date or marry like if you hate it just.. don’t?

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 4 дня назад +81

      when you don't value the humanity of the group you pursue or the person you are with.....of course it would feel like a chore. all about what jarv said...all about the value of the person

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 4 дня назад +10

      @elizabthr.9359
      I think it’s a bit more complicated than that. I’m saying this as someone who dated and is in a happy relationship, but from what I’ve seen, some instances of resentment toward dating have to do with finding the right person or feeling like you constantly have to start over again. A lot of people want relationships, fewer want to put in the necessary work, and even fewer want to put in the perhaps unnecessary work that modern online dating culture has introduced. In general unless someone’s outed themselves as an idiot, people complain because they’re struggling with a certain stage of a process, not because they don’t want to do it at all. Moving out of the country or changing a diet for instance.

    • @shrutighosh8934
      @shrutighosh8934 4 дня назад +20

      ​@@Window4503 moving out of a country or changing your diet plan solely affects you. But dating and how you treat your partner affects the other person in the relationship as well.... So projecting your awful experiences of the past into your new relationship isn't a solution or even a logical thing to do in the first place, but yeah choosing to remain single and not date if you have issues, is something that can be done

    • @elizabethr.9359
      @elizabethr.9359 4 дня назад +21

      @@Window4503 I don’t disagree with your comment, I was more touching on the idea that people often feel that they’re not whole unless they have a partner. I’ve met quite a few people who genuinely seem to hate dating and being in relationships yet they still do it. But it’s ok to not date or marry, it’s not something you have to do for people who really don’t want to but feel societal pressure to.

  • @alisathemushroom9923
    @alisathemushroom9923 4 дня назад +837

    The DM service as though the girlfriends wouldn't automatically go to his page and see that he is offering that service

    • @JournalNthoughts
      @JournalNthoughts 4 дня назад +99

      Right, also how discreet can the service be, the girlfriend is going to know who sent him

    • @zyyl1949
      @zyyl1949 4 дня назад +16

      He did a few videos showing the results, a lot of the girlfriends actually did cheat

    • @sllizarrd
      @sllizarrd 4 дня назад

      ​@@zyyl1949he probably just faked them lol

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 4 дня назад

      And you believed those videos were real? ​@@zyyl1949

    • @queenredfromthequeencity
      @queenredfromthequeencity 4 дня назад

      ​@zyyl1949 how real do you think it is... like for real? I get that he is only helping men to get women who are gold diggers. But since and lot of these guys are scammers I'm don't really believe anything they say

  • @Rhynne.Mitchell
    @Rhynne.Mitchell 4 дня назад +909

    Haven’t started the video but this Jarvis guy seems awfully cool

  • @Jupiterfunk
    @Jupiterfunk 4 дня назад +83

    This guy is, no joke, the embodiment of the mindset of so many men I talk to. It is genuinely scary. They have been conditioned to think that money is everything. It's very sad and guys like him are predators who look for men to take advantage of.

    • @jamesp1389
      @jamesp1389 2 дня назад +1

      Ye I used to work with a guy who was just obsessed with money and this sort of 'i will be mega rich' mindset. At least he was nice enough to say he'll remember me when he's wealthy 😂

    • @alangwhiteTheBoss
      @alangwhiteTheBoss День назад +2

      You need money to survive and give yourself freedom

    • @introvertdude99
      @introvertdude99 22 часа назад +1

      I have gotten girls without money . I’m still in college and never had much of a problem attracting women although I never wanted to date any of them. The women he deals with just are players .

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 2 часа назад

      @@alangwhiteTheBoss absolutely but you don't need money to buy and keep a girlfriend liike an exotic pet

    • @alangwhiteTheBoss
      @alangwhiteTheBoss 21 минуту назад

      @ yes u do if you want children with her. Very few ppl in general want to be minimalists

  • @Legendary54ff
    @Legendary54ff 6 часов назад +167

    *I'm favoured only God knows how much I praise Him,* $230k every 4weeks! | now have a big mansion and can now afford anything and also support God's work and the church.

    • @Legendary54ff
      @Legendary54ff 6 часов назад +1

      Only God knows how much grateful i am. After so much struggles I now own a new house and my family is happy once again everything is finally falling into place!!

    • @LuqmanAndy
      @LuqmanAndy 6 часов назад

      Wow that's huge, how do you make that much monthly?.. I have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??

    • @Legendary54ff
      @Legendary54ff 6 часов назад

      It's Ms. Evelyn Vera doing, she's changed my life.

    • @Legendary54ff
      @Legendary54ff 6 часов назад

      I started pretty low, though, $5000 thereabouts. The return came massive. Joey is in school doing well, telling me of new friends he's meeting in school. Thank you Evelyn Vera, you're a miracle.

    • @RebeccaMella-zq9mi
      @RebeccaMella-zq9mi 6 часов назад

      Wow...I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in
      US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience.

  • @kassiemaser2581
    @kassiemaser2581 4 дня назад +270

    Once he got to "nails and shopping" I was like "oh okay, he's just talking about being a sugar daddy."

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 4 дня назад +39

      That’s not enough money for a sugar baby 😭 $200 is two mid range meals

    • @elijahishere
      @elijahishere 4 дня назад +37

      There's definitely a disconnect between men online and women in the real world. Women in the real world enjoy fun experiences, not just expensive stuff. Women may want to be treated by their partner every once in awhile, but having a budget for nails and shopping is bizarre, especially when most working class women are not shopping on a regular schedule. Normal women want to go out with someone emotionally available with shared interests who they enjoy spending time with.
      They conflate the women that guys like this date with everyday women that they'd pursue and wonder why everyday women don't like them. They place a ton of emphasis on momey and sex because they think thats all women want and then question why they're single 🙄

    • @shtfcker24
      @shtfcker24 4 дня назад

      @@elijahishere it gets even weirder when you consider how much men like this complain about gold diggers. there’s millions of career women out there who you could date, have separate bank accounts with and each pay your own expenses if you don’t want a woman to “steal” your money, but these men are so deep in their traditional mindsets that they force themselves into a wallet x incubator relationship even though they don’t want one. but then again, man smart woman stupid, so what do i know.

    • @antigraphophobic
      @antigraphophobic 3 дня назад +4

      @@elijahishereI wonder, too, if it’s like…an obtuse misunderstanding of some conversations I remember seeing online a few years ago where someone was questioning men paying on dates and some women went into what all went into getting ready for a date? But it’s like he took that conversation and thought, “Oh, so it’s a literal transaction. If I want dates, I have to help cover this stuff.” I dunno. I could be totally off. That’s what it made me think of, though.

  • @verda_renee
    @verda_renee 4 дня назад +216

    So many of these men are basing their "advice" on the metrics of celebrities, influencers, rappers, pro athletes etc Yeah, if you're a pro athlete dating an IG model who has Drake in her DMs, she's probably used to a lifestyle that includes quarterly vacations, $5k in misc gifts and $200 dates every week. But most of the men taking this advice are never ever gonna be with those types of women, respectfully. The pretty, down to earth, regular degular girl you meet at target or the grocery store probably isn't gonna require literally any of the stuff he's naming. It's just so wild to watch regular guys trying to apply these completely niche dating metrics onto regular women who literally just want time, honesty, and companionship.

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 4 дня назад +58

      The nails one gets me. I don’t get my nails done. I’d rather my boyfriend buy me a bunch of tea lol. The list of supposed “expenses” assumes a very specific type of woman, never mind the concept being ridiculous as a whole.

    • @natebrown9523
      @natebrown9523 4 дня назад +20

      Yeah its just kinda weird. I saw a reel on instagram the other day that said “as a man your woman’s hair and nails should be included in your monthly budget”

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +19

      And ironically, all the people this metric is set upon have the all time worst relationships😂😂😂

    • @SDMItch
      @SDMItch 2 дня назад

      @@Window4503 I’m the same, although I would probably prefer chocolate, Dr. Pepper or a book (hardcover if he really wants to charm me 😂)

    • @Fernando-bj9bt
      @Fernando-bj9bt 17 часов назад

      Nice coment

  • @kindofkelly
    @kindofkelly 4 дня назад +604

    this dude started talking about bath and body works candles and i said "he looks like he's got mahogany teakwood in his house" and then he immediately shouts it out. STOP😂

    • @kayla_mallen
      @kayla_mallen 4 дня назад +50

      No bc mahogany teakwood is my long-time fav... I didnt know it had such an association 🤚🏻😭

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 4 дня назад +25

      ​@@kayla_mallen same bruh I adore that candle and now I have to question myself.

    • @buriedpet
      @buriedpet 4 дня назад +10

      What, is that candle a f-boy thing or something?

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper 4 дня назад +6

      ​@@buriedpetteakwood is no-paper behaviour

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 4 дня назад +5

      ​@@registeredjopper How? That's one of the best ones 😭

  • @kaitlynm2375
    @kaitlynm2375 4 дня назад +8

    on the camera in the living room topic, this isn’t entirely the same thing, but i was dog watching for my coworker for about a week (just feeding them, taking them out for a minute) and found out on the last day that there was a camera in their living room. when i asked about it, they openly admitted to watching me while i was in there helping out. my issue doesn’t come from there being a camera in general, it’s ID LIKE TO KNOW IF IM BEING WATCHED AND RECORDED. even if i’m not planning on doing anything wrong and have no i’ll intentions. it feels so wrong to videotape someone without informing them at all

    • @sabra.waffles
      @sabra.waffles 3 дня назад +2

      Right at least give a heads up so you can make sure not to be like picking a wedgie or some shit in view of the camera 😭😂

  • @Borfborfle
    @Borfborfle 4 дня назад +14

    what makes me sad is imagining vulnerable young guys out there who don’t have access to things like therapy. it’s one thing to have those resources and turn your back on them but another to be left helpless due to circumstances. not saying people, even young ppl, aren’t responsible for their actions but… idk, it feels tragic.
    also, when he started qualifying how different ethnicities of women behave in relationships… it made me sick. but i’m sure i’m not alone there.

  • @heather_bee
    @heather_bee 4 дня назад +322

    If your new guy has anti grape allegation cams set up, sis you better run so far and so fast!

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +52

      Agreed! If you have a camera set up in your living room to combat assault allegations, my first thought is NOT "ah, that's smart" or "oh no did someone lie about you before?" but rather "What did you do that made someone claim you assaulted them???" and then a followup of "Do you just not know the legal definition of assault and disagree over what happened???"

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 4 дня назад +18

      It'd be really funny if he was in a non-single party consent state for recording, and tried to use the video he secretly recorded to defend himself in court and got done for violating that law lol

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 4 дня назад +15

      Also, if anybody accuses him, this guy?
      I instantly believe them!

    • @scream_kinh614
      @scream_kinh614 4 дня назад +32

      ​@@Vantitas where are you getting the idea that women falsely accusing men is rampant??? It literally is not. Especially not in comparison to real SA that goes completely unreported.

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 4 дня назад +21

      vantities, dude, you're _way_ more likely to get SA'd than accused of it, falsely or not.

  • @willowism
    @willowism 4 дня назад +311

    Where the hell is blankets in the things you should have in your living room?? Have u ever known any woman *not* to love a soft blanket? It's TRUE SHIT

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +38

      Right?? Suggesting something snuggly and warm to keep her from wanting to get up once she's all cozy would actually be a lifehack. Not this "have a camera in case of assualt allegations" BS. So weird and gross!

    • @sanctuary_polaris
      @sanctuary_polaris 4 дня назад +13

      Soft blankets are a must, doesn't matter the time of year I have to have a blanket

    • @peaches1535
      @peaches1535 4 дня назад +16

      If he doesn’t have soft blankets and apple juice in the fridge then I don’t want him 😭

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 4 дня назад +7

      Shoot, as a man I still love soft blankets and rugs. Like she can borrow one of mine but best believe I got 3 for myself.

  • @katiegipalo
    @katiegipalo 4 дня назад +418

    “I’m the dating coaches’ coach” is giving “I’m your favorite artist’s favorite artist”, iconic

    • @MrIljuha2000
      @MrIljuha2000 4 дня назад +2

      First one sounds more higherarchical, so kinda but not really 😅

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 4 дня назад +7

      I am your weedman's weedman (Major Lazer)

    • @ryanbrown1826
      @ryanbrown1826 День назад

      I'm the dating coaches coaches coach.....

  • @marissadawn0701
    @marissadawn0701 3 дня назад +13

    11:00 the "all purchases are non refundable- even if she passes" ???? that's so wild why would that be a policy LMAO

  • @LeoStableford
    @LeoStableford 4 дня назад +18

    I've fitted cameras throughout my entire home because I am the protagonist in a found-footage horror movie and people won't be able to see doors slam on their own or gaudy CGI phantoms rush the camera in IMAX if I didn't have them. Doesn't everybody do this prior to getting possessed by a demon and going on a rampage in all the areas with camera coverage?

  • @overgrownghost
    @overgrownghost 4 дня назад +836

    Him breaking down women based on races (and cultural backgrounds) is so... weird and gross. 🤢 Date someone who sees you as a person, not just your race lmao wtf

    • @smears6039
      @smears6039 4 дня назад +157

      All of these people don’t see women as humans with individual personalities and needs. They view them as objects, who all act and think exactly the same, who can be manipulated into a relationship with the same action list. And then they wonder why no woman wants to be with a “nice guy” (lol) like them… it’s so sad. I’d feel pity for them if they weren’t such hateful creeps.

    • @gaywalllbiter
      @gaywalllbiter 4 дня назад

      U hit the nail on the head ​@@smears6039

    • @BlasianLynn
      @BlasianLynn 4 дня назад +102

      The irony of him saying that and being a BM, growing up i dealt with that A LOT. bm making HUGE deal about me being blasian. It made me so uncomfortable. It taught me to run for the hills when people do that. Ive had my share of WM feeling the need to tell me how they love BW. Like oh ok thats cool fam…i am a normal person. You could simply say im pretty. Not be weird and make it about my race. Its one thing to think my culture is “cool” or whatever, but to literally want me for being black or biracial is weird af 😂
      Which is actually how i ended up with another mixed person. He also can relate to people being super weird dating about race.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +38

      @@BlasianLynn This. I'm not an "exotic" race or anything, but I do have red hair. That shit is fetishized SO MUCH that it became a legitimate squick for me to have someone compliment me on the color of my hair. I very much understand the feeling of "I don't want you to want me for this trait alone." It's so gross.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 дня назад +61

      Honestly, couldn't even finish the video after that part. I'm so sick and tired of Black Women being put down, truly. Talks positively about any other race of woman, then just has to imply that most BW aren't feminine and have a ton of negative stereotypes "he won't mention". I know I'm the least desired type of woman. I'm just sick of it being shoved down my throat so much that a man can't even say something positive about us without mentioning a negative.

  • @Ghost_Fish39
    @Ghost_Fish39 4 дня назад +307

    If a random man messaged me I'd be so scared and immediately block him...

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +37

      I think it would depend on what was said? If he starts out acting normal-ish, like he found my profile by chance and wanted to chat, maybe. But if he slides into the DMs all like "hey, you're hot ;)" yeah I'm outtie 9000

    • @firefly3003
      @firefly3003 4 дня назад +16

      SAME! I'm in my early 20s, but I learned really fast that the second I turned 18 that a lot of men didn't care who I was in relation to them that I was a sexual object to them. I had my ex's stepdad message me on my 18th birthday. I didn't know the guy! We had never met and he only knew me because my Ex had mentioned me once or twice. The block button and the private account setting are a life saver!

    • @mochisinclair8675
      @mochisinclair8675 4 дня назад +4

      My dms are closed all the time cause i got tired of getting dms on social media.

    • @dampsocc
      @dampsocc 3 дня назад +6

      No because im instantly suspicious of any man who messages me then i tell my husband how the interaction went its usually small talk then they say some weird sexual shit then i say im married they say i don't mind then i block they are very predictable

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 3 дня назад +6

      Especially a random dm to meet a stranger somewhere?? Absolutely the fuck not

  • @jeridon6081
    @jeridon6081 4 дня назад +244

    'Things Girls Hate but secretly LOVE!!! Number 1, Handsome Guys!!!!'
    To me that reads as 'well IM handsome and women keep saying they think im creepy... but that cant be right, they HAVE to love me!!!!'

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +32

      That's what I thought too. Lol "girls say they hate me but they actually love me. Source: trust me, bro!" The whole idea of women not knowing what they want is already super gross, but that being his very first point legit made me snort laugh.

    • @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most
      @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most 2 дня назад +3

      @@animeartist888 a lot of people don't know what they want when they're teens, regardless of gender. with experience they learn and decide their own preferences

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 2 часа назад +1

      @@jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most not sure what this has to do with anything because I pray to God this man is NOT dating teen girls

  • @sophiastargazer
    @sophiastargazer 4 дня назад +7

    The sinister thing about this type of grifter is that they not just prey on the emotionally vulnerable and desperate, but that they also completely warp their targets' expectations and views of love and romantic/sexual relationships in the process.

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil 4 дня назад +48

    Bro is literallt breaking down expenses like he's budgeting to keep a horse or something 😭
    If you have to do this to keep a girl, you don't have a relationship, you have a transaction. It's soulless and sad

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 2 часа назад

      Right 😭 These kinds of guys don't see women as another human being you can form an emotional connection with, they see them as a possession to show off. So yeah they are literally budgeting like they're going to keep a pet
      To tame a woman, you should lure them in with gifts and compliments! However, don't do this unless you have enough money to maintain a woman, because they're very high maintenance. Without enough expensive dinner dates and luxury cars, they might become miserable and scurry off to a man with more to offer!

  • @imreallygrover
    @imreallygrover 4 дня назад +202

    Thank you for explicitly not making fun of people who need social norms explained. I’ve been seeing a lot of videos that use the misogynistic rhetoric as an excuse to be ableist and make fun of people for not understanding social norms

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 4 дня назад +13

      I think after a certain age there's a line you cross. You go from being unaware by nature, to choosing ignorance of the way others function. And I say that as someone who struggles with interpersonal facial cues & social norms 💀

    • @aKBnB
      @aKBnB 4 дня назад +11

      @@kdmac8110well that’s kind of gross

    • @TheVillainousSoul
      @TheVillainousSoul 4 дня назад +44

      ​​@@kdmac8110 Social norms and cues are different everywhere you go. There's no universal body language, each person has their own. While some might be able to adjust pretty fast, some can't.
      And it's not just what's okay or not on a bigger scale but also smaller things you do that other people will notice.
      Point is, there's a lot more to communication and what people do and don't do. A lot that can inform how people communicate.
      And if you have struggled with this, don't put other people who struggle with it down, you should already know what that experience has been like for you.
      Be kind.
      Not just to others but, to yourself too.

    • @scream_kinh614
      @scream_kinh614 4 дня назад +44

      ​@@kdmac8110 no. Just no. I'm autistic, and a big ol Hallmark of autism is the struggle with social norms. I cannot understand tone, I cannot express proper tone, I can't understand how and when and how much I am meant to express myself in a given moment. I can read facial expressions ok, it's all the secret tone shifts and nonverbal cues that get me. I've been in therapy for years. I've cried for years begging to just be normal and be able to understand people the way that other people can. But I just can't. I have made progress but there's only so much progress I can make.

    • @LVDani
      @LVDani 3 дня назад +4

      ⁠​⁠@@scream_kinh614 ​​⁠everyone is so different too with how they express themselves as well. There are no hard and fast rules to every single situation and emotions are so complex. I have a difficult time understanding when people are being mean/rude to me. Apparently people bullied me in HS and I didn’t even know until my friends told me.

  • @viradechtis
    @viradechtis 4 дня назад +279

    You mention that this is what Teachers have to go through, my sister is a teacher and she said now-a-days they will pull any kids to the side that they think might have used it, and take words and passages out of their papers - and ask the students to explain what the word means, or have them read the sentence. All of them cannot. Its so easy to tell what is written by AI and what isnt when you know the writers lol.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 4 дня назад +64

      Yeah, I’m an English teacher, and I know my students. There is no WAY some of them wrote some of the things they’ve handed in lol. The fact that they think they can trick me is absurd. If you don’t know how to use periods or capitalize the letter “I”, there’s no way in hell you’re suddenly pulling out words like “elucidate”.

    • @viradechtis
      @viradechtis 4 дня назад +30

      @ahobbit1273 Right? It's so funny the stories I hear. Like my dude, you can't even pronounce, use in a sentence or SPELL most of the words you've turned in papers using -the audacity of some kids kills me lol

    • @arc4705
      @arc4705 4 дня назад +19

      i'm a middle school science teacher and tbh it's so easy to tell just looking at the document. The font and background are all different LMAO

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 4 дня назад +10

      I'm not even a bad writer and I still refuse to use ai. My mom is a math teacher of all levels, and her lower level students sometimes get essay opportunities when in need of a grade boost. Needless to say, it is so devastatingly obvious when someone has cheated

    • @lunaticrambler2593
      @lunaticrambler2593 3 дня назад +5

      Teachers have been doing this for decades to spot plagiarism 😄even before AI people copied from the internet or from classmates. It works well.

  • @monow5197
    @monow5197 4 дня назад +540

    82% AI is crazy for a service that charges that much

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 4 дня назад +10

      Not gonna support this guy but there is no plagiarism checker that can actually detect AI output.
      It is probably copied off some other website but thats it.
      AI plagiarism checkers themselves are a grift 😂.

    • @Soy_boi
      @Soy_boi 4 дня назад

      @@iksskan9147 there are lots of ways to detect the use of ai generated text. Just because you don’t know how these programs work doesn’t mean they can’t work. While plenty are scams, AI text isn’t as smart as some people seem to think

    • @businesszeus6864
      @businesszeus6864 3 дня назад

      @@iksskan9147no they’re not. they’re currently used by universities and colleges everywhere, the parent company of Chat-GPT even made it for the sole purpose of recognising its own AI, it’s not a plagiarism checker, it’s an AI checker, made by the AI company.

    • @dweebcentric
      @dweebcentric 3 дня назад

      Paying for that GPT Premium

    • @lunaticrambler2593
      @lunaticrambler2593 3 дня назад

      @@iksskan9147 Exactly my thoughts, it's such short pieces of text that sounds like your average marketing speak. Sure there is something funny about calling that AI generated but 82% is a deceitful confidence to give for this short an amount of text, let alone accepting that percentage on face value. I get wanting to hate on this guy for justifiable reasons and he probably didn't put much effort into things to begin with, but randomly claiming it's AI off these unreliable tools is just a bit weird. He's already a terrible grifter, we don't need to make things up or discard reasonable doubts to make him even more lazy or malicious.

  • @generallyuninterested4956
    @generallyuninterested4956 4 дня назад +13

    Jarvis's knowledge of magic the gathering and mastery of the pokemon franchise levels up his hotness 1000%

  • @mintyalpaca
    @mintyalpaca 4 дня назад +7

    it's sad seeing greedy people exploit others for their insecurities. at their core, people like Austin just want to make money off of people who are too gullible to realize.

  • @mayaaa3932
    @mayaaa3932 4 дня назад +328

    Why is everyone skipping over him saying someone broke into his house??? You okay Jarvis 😭😭?

    • @amberhale6164
      @amberhale6164 4 дня назад +56

      LITERALLY it took me so long to find this comment. the first one that mentions it 😧😭

    • @Heyitskatiekindred
      @Heyitskatiekindred 4 дня назад +52

      Yeah he said he’s talked about it before??? Was it on the podcast?? That’s so scary

    • @jinx17
      @jinx17 4 дня назад +14

      right?!? I was like HOLD UP

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 4 дня назад +118

      He talked about it on the podcast! Someone came into his house mistakenly thinking it was the house of their tinder hookup. Just a mistake, thankfully, but still terrifying.

    • @Anienem
      @Anienem 4 дня назад +113

      He talked about it on Sad Boyz! He came home late and forgot to lock his front door, and some guy wandered in thinking it was his tinder hookup. Worst part is, after the guy realized the mistake, he was like "um... are you Jarvis Johnson? omg man i've seen your videos!" Super freaky. iirc Jarvis was already set to move a few days later, so thankfully he got out of there pretty fast.

  • @Rcanine_
    @Rcanine_ 4 дня назад +125

    Camera+rubiks cube. He clearly just wants to know how to solve it and hes too ashamed to look it up.

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 4 дня назад +185

    hearing him talk about "attractive woman" as if she's a rare lizard or bird with astronomical vet bills XD

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +31

      “If you want to become an exotic pet owner, here are the expenses you’ll need to afford to maintain their comfort.”😂😂😂

    • @CutiePatutie_SmookiePookieBear
      @CutiePatutie_SmookiePookieBear 4 дня назад +3

      ​@@dcarter455 LMAO

    • @cassidy._
      @cassidy._ 3 дня назад +3

      😂

    • @helloharmony_01
      @helloharmony_01 2 дня назад +3

      underrated😂

    • @Varinating
      @Varinating День назад +1

      Chameleon keeping basics videos be like.

  • @BloodyB0dy
    @BloodyB0dy 4 дня назад +45

    Holy shit I recognize this guy. We matched on a dating app and when I drifted he did NOT STOP harassing me and DEMANDING I go on a date with him. I told him to stop harassing me once and he said “lmao stfu” these men are terrible

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 4 дня назад +17

      He’s so nuts I wholeheartedly believe you lmao

    • @jjjabbers
      @jjjabbers 4 дня назад +18

      This could be fabricated to all hell and I'd believe you.

    • @ImuBozu
      @ImuBozu 20 часов назад +2

      I honestly don't believe you

  • @laylalove123
    @laylalove123 4 дня назад +7

    I’m a teacher and I have caught students using AI based on how high level and out of character the writing seems compared to their usual on paper style. One kid, I asked him to define a word he had used and he had no idea it was even used in his work.
    I get students to do a lot of draft work to help compare to any final typed pieces just in case.

  • @blittleing
    @blittleing 4 дня назад +134

    I can already tell that he's not confident about the girlfriends wanting him. He's confident that insecure guys will believe him. And more relevantly, that they'll pay him

  • @thedepressedpainter8880
    @thedepressedpainter8880 4 дня назад +270

    "Sexual marketplace value" just sounds like sex trafficking, but maybe that's just me

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 4 дня назад +17

      Doesn’t unconsensually filming women during (probable) intimate acts on the couch seem traffick-y too

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster 4 дня назад +14

      I mean I hope it was just poor phrasing but this guy makes it hard to hold onto that hope 😬

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +5

      Jarvis did say he was on some Diddy ish🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 4 дня назад +2

      Yep

    • @KofiE-A
      @KofiE-A 4 дня назад +2

      Sounds like and is are 2 different things

  • @andam_boris
    @andam_boris 4 дня назад +148

    “loyalty tests” are EVERYWHERE it’s ridiculous

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +30

      Honestly, if you think you need to test your partner's loyalty, you should probably just break up. Good relationships are built on communication and trust. Clearly, you have neither if you're hiring someone to bait your partner into cheating.

    • @andam_boris
      @andam_boris 3 дня назад +3

      @@animeartist888 i agree, it is really saddening that people are made to believe they need to be untrusting via toxic masculinity culture etc, super duper not good for society since we do live in a society :p

    • @TheAxelSwan
      @TheAxelSwan 3 дня назад +1

      Wow I Lowkey fw and agree with this

    • @trompette4485
      @trompette4485 2 дня назад +2

      ​@@animeartist888What if you're having doubts because of recent behavior? And if she is cheating then she will probably just lie about it. If she's lying, then communication is useless. So now what ? I break up with her just because of suspicions ?

    • @renegade2325
      @renegade2325 День назад

      @@trompette4485they’ll just call you insecure and controlling. Gaslight, and blame shift, and play the victim. Been through it myself first hand. They never admit they cheated.

  • @farrahnobles1049
    @farrahnobles1049 4 дня назад +8

    i met a guy who had cameras in his living room and used them to disprove an assault claim.... but once he told me that story i realized i never wanted to talk to him again

  • @JennyferPepin
    @JennyferPepin 4 дня назад +10

    Everything is so 'calculated' that no woman would ever feel a genuine connection with a guy like that.

  • @FirstNameBunchANumbers
    @FirstNameBunchANumbers 4 дня назад +60

    Someone tells me they have a security camera inside so women don't "falsely accuse" them, I'm running so fast I'm breaking down the damn door

    • @vysventuri
      @vysventuri 13 часов назад

      I mean maybe not Austin cuz he’s not even a c-list celebrity but didn’t Jonathan majors just get falsely accused like recently and had to go through a ish ton of trauma before he was actually found not guilty? I agree it’s creepy but women be trifling out here 😂 gotta play it safe

  • @JasonDeGraw
    @JasonDeGraw 4 дня назад +258

    I’m ✍🏼premium ✍🏼and ✍🏼BASED ✍🏼

  • @DelaneySearsWebb
    @DelaneySearsWebb 4 дня назад +77

    I’m horrified that this guy’s favorite Bath and Body Works scent is mahogany teakwood because that’s my favorite 😭

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +27

      It’s a solid fragrance… he doesn’t get to claim it. I rebuke him like the demon he presents as😂😂😂

    • @RodanmTekle-s1d
      @RodanmTekle-s1d 3 дня назад

      ​@@dcarter455 he got u all😂😂😂

  • @McBlazington
    @McBlazington 4 дня назад +20

    Your partners significant other is you. You're getting an honest and timely response from you to you.

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta День назад +1

    0:33 the way you crack yourself up into laughter is so pure. Love you Jarvis

  • @matthewtracey1902
    @matthewtracey1902 4 дня назад +108

    2:52 yo but Jarvis just killed that Andrew state voice

    • @MsBree0
      @MsBree0 4 дня назад +14

      He did, it was scarily accurate

    • @sdani.
      @sdani. 4 дня назад +1

      ikr???

    • @rebeccablaske8634
      @rebeccablaske8634 4 дня назад +15

      Sadboyz viewers already know all about his his andrew tate impersonation talents 😎

    • @matthewtracey1902
      @matthewtracey1902 4 дня назад +4

      @ wait what?!? I’ve been watching regularly for a good year now, did I miss it or is it an older episode

    • @optimistoftheinternet
      @optimistoftheinternet 4 дня назад +1

      Right?? 😂😂 spot on

  • @rosemonique1344
    @rosemonique1344 4 дня назад +48

    The SMV calculator just reminds me of Ho-Math and his charts
    That episode is such a comfort watch when I need to remember not everyone views relationships as transactional and women as less human.

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 4 дня назад +54

    This was not the way I expected to find out that my girlfriend has a girlfriend or wife

  • @xavi_6767
    @xavi_6767 День назад +4

    He used to be a good calisthenics guy back in the day.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 4 дня назад +6

    12:05
    I wonder if it was speech-to-text and couldn’t pick up partner/significant other (because you don’t have to say “slash” to get the same idea across)

  • @oliviathehater1
    @oliviathehater1 4 дня назад +53

    i literally had to pause the video and reflect after he explained why he was cameras in his living room. INSANE

  • @lolalane69420
    @lolalane69420 4 дня назад +125

    every time one of these guys makes a list of "things women say they hate but secretly love" it's just so sad to me. she didn't want him i guess

  • @b23FilmArchive
    @b23FilmArchive 4 дня назад +64

    feeling golden today.. thanks

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku 4 дня назад +8

    Impatiently waiting for people to stop rating other people's looks with a ten point scale.

  • @emilygrace1692
    @emilygrace1692 4 дня назад +3

    I just find something therapeutic about hearing someone with access to nuance speak thank u jarvis

  • @liza_beth5887
    @liza_beth5887 4 дня назад +47

    "weeoo weeoo it's the cap police". New classroom management line unlocked.

  • @ambersmith2612
    @ambersmith2612 4 дня назад +50

    If he DM’s me I’d see he’s a dating coach and that he sells DM’s??? And then I’d know I was being set up?

    • @ellaesw
      @ellaesw 4 дня назад +10

      No literally how is it discreet if it's coming from his Instagram😭

    • @aurorarose6678
      @aurorarose6678 4 дня назад +20

      my thought is that he might use a secondary personal account??? but he is a weird little freak so i have no idea

    • @jjjabbers
      @jjjabbers 4 дня назад +10

      Me when a randomly attractive male dms me without any prior mention: "Oh, this must be a scam."
      **[Report]**
      **[Block]**

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 4 дня назад

      @@jjjabbers cause the only real men who slide into DM’s are scary period!!

  • @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806
    @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806 4 дня назад +37

    'Having vacations quarterly' yeah, so pretty much most people can't do that lmao. Even if they sacrifice money to their significant other to make sure they are cared for or whatever, having the ability to take a vacation every 3 months is wild to me and adding in a partner you don't know well or haven't met yet makes no sense. My partner and I do a few fun nights but we can't do vacations due to our conflicting work schedules. It just is what it is for a lot of people. How do they expect the average person to go on 4 vacations a year WITH their partner every time?

  • @hokton8555
    @hokton8555 4 дня назад +6

    can you really be a dating "expert" since you probably need experience but at the same time having to date many people means that you are probably not that successful

  • @Altered_ego
    @Altered_ego 4 дня назад +3

    I am 28(F) and have had about three serious LTR’s with men and I have expected NONE of them to fund my personal lifestyle, I’m pretty sure we always went halves on most payments and we were usually both struggling financially. People who think about relationships like this are terrifying, or twelve.

  • @beefbaby9840
    @beefbaby9840 4 дня назад +35

    Jarvis spent so much time getting progressively angrier at this weird guy that it got dark outside

  • @halipeno7137
    @halipeno7137 4 дня назад +125

    "Thank you, Jarvis!" we all say in unison

  • @rosafrancescamusic
    @rosafrancescamusic 4 дня назад +111

    the ai text detection systems are hugely unreliable- there's loads of cases of neurodivergent students being accused of cheating because they don't write in a way that the detector would deem 'normal' for a human. not saying he didn't use ai, but i think it's bad practice to assume any unusual language/syntax must be ai

    • @3bugsinatrenchcoat
      @3bugsinatrenchcoat 4 дня назад +50

      esl students also get falsely accused often because they tend to use more academic language than expected

    • @ked49
      @ked49 4 дня назад +5

      My writing is not written in a normal way, but it gets detected as 100% human because it is most definitely not perfect(what ai detectors detect)

    • @Heyitskatiekindred
      @Heyitskatiekindred 4 дня назад +24

      This. I work in AI and the text in question reads very much as AI to me, however there is no ai detector on the market right now that can detect ai perfectly

    • @rosafrancescamusic
      @rosafrancescamusic 4 дня назад +2

      @@3bugsinatrenchcoat yes i've also heard this!

    • @rosafrancescamusic
      @rosafrancescamusic 4 дня назад +12

      @@ked49 that's v cool for you but unfortunately a lot of people have had the opposite experience. i've seen people in adhd communities online literally posting screen recordings of them typing something and it immediately getting picked up as ai

  • @DominicGreene72
    @DominicGreene72 4 дня назад +7

    This is wild, I remember seeing his channel several years back when it was just decently helpful fitness info… and now it’s grift city

  • @ko379
    @ko379 4 дня назад +5

    i honestly feel sympathy for single men who have to constantly filter out this bull on social media and not let it poison them

  • @milkymommyz
    @milkymommyz 4 дня назад +97

    India is IN ASIA. Indians ARE ASIAN. 🇮🇳
    They aren't separate categories. 😭 Asian is a category that comprises regions in the Asian continent.
    Love the video, Jarvis 🫶🏼

    • @alucardvalentine6418
      @alucardvalentine6418 4 дня назад +16

      He thinks that asia it's just JP, CN or KR

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog 4 дня назад +7

      Russia is in Asia, although they are considered Eurasian's.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +13

      My first thought when he generalized "Asians" as one category and then said stereotypes that were primarily Japanese. Was a severe eye roll moment when he went on to India without mentioning that they are Asian by definition.

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +13

      Which is why you know for a fact that 1) he has never dated any of the women he speaks of, and 2) has based all his information on generic stereotypes that are fetishized and gross.

    • @llynxfyremusic
      @llynxfyremusic 3 дня назад +2

      I'm sure he's also lumping people from Pakistan and Bangladesh into the Indian box too. Probably assumes any brown person from that area as Indian lol

  • @fozzyspots
    @fozzyspots 4 дня назад +215

    men need to realise that women DO NOT THINK IN TERMS OF RATINGS!!!! you CANNOT appeal to everyone. the men i think are gorgeous are ugly to other people. the men other people think are gorgeous are unattractive to me. it's individual taste!!!! someone's 10 is someone else's 3!!!!! oh my god!!!!! there is no universal attractiveness!!!! this guy is a 1 to me because i don't like this trimmed, hyper-masculine, muscly look!!! understand personal preference and the importance of personality and hobbies and humour and intelligence and subjective attraction!!!!

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 дня назад +34

      So much this! I've had many women in my life show me pictures of dudes who they said were "SO hot, omg you have to see him" only for me to make that little instinctual "Ugh, really?" face on first sight. They get offended, but like... our tastes can be different. That's fine. I tend to dislike the traditional muscly masculine look as well. Dude, if you look like you could snap my spine in half with a sneeze, I'm not comfortable hanging out with you at ALL, much less alone. I prefer a chubby nerd!

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 4 дня назад +25

      Ok but can we get more recognition for chubby nerds? Do guys really think girls don’t want to hold on to someone huggable too?! We love people who are passionate about whatever their interests are (basic definition of a nerd) and someone who is comfortable in their own skin (confidence) and make a good human pillow for cuddling 😂 that’s pretty much the beauty standard right there!!!!

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 4 дня назад +4

      ​@@dcarter455 I love a chunky tech nerd 😍 like a smart teddy bear

    • @eva-b5r4j
      @eva-b5r4j 4 дня назад +19

      One day men will discover that women are human beings and therefore each single one is different and surely out there there’s at least one who’s gonna like you for what you are

    • @breakfastlover4so
      @breakfastlover4so 4 дня назад

      ⁠@@dcarter455why is fat attractive???

  • @jonathanboustany5192
    @jonathanboustany5192 4 дня назад +46

    who up late dating they coach rn

  • @thwiv4291
    @thwiv4291 4 дня назад +4

    I have a camera for my living room, but it's mostly to watch my cats when I'm not home.

  • @maschaslacklabor
    @maschaslacklabor 3 дня назад +4

    23:32 At first I was like "yes, thank you for stating facts in your comment!" but then it got bad... SO bad...

  • @5ChampionsofHyrule
    @5ChampionsofHyrule 4 дня назад +48

    Getting someone to spy on and manipulate your partner because you don't trust them is a modern Shakespearean tragedy waiting to happen

  • @charcharbug
    @charcharbug 4 дня назад +43

    22:21 But... you're filming in a living room... I can't handle these double standards Jarvis

    • @Iilloveface
      @Iilloveface 4 дня назад +1

      Top tier comment 😂😂

  • @shamedgeeky
    @shamedgeeky 4 дня назад +17

    22:29 I have bath and body teakwood mahogany body spray in my bathroom lol. When it came out the staff at my b&bw were calling it the boyfriend candle

  • @not.taylorwrenmarie
    @not.taylorwrenmarie 4 дня назад +8

    I’m convinced this man has never had a normal interaction with a woman. He just goes up to women and starts talking about how great he is and has no concept of what women are actually interested in or value in a partner.

  • @happysadkidz
    @happysadkidz 4 дня назад +3

    25:27 yes... yes i do love you, jarvis 😌🫶

  • @KZesty
    @KZesty 4 дня назад +9

    I always appreciate seeing a levelheaded person point out and break down this nonsense. Thank you, premium Jarvis

  • @simlover00
    @simlover00 4 дня назад +38

    That's not an attractive woman, that's a superficial woman. Who cares more for the monitary value rather than the emotional value.

  • @m0chi_queen
    @m0chi_queen 4 дня назад +6

    I love the setting of these videos its way more cosy and warm compared to just a white wall. Love it

  • @RaionOwO
    @RaionOwO 4 дня назад +13

    "Family oriented, calm and smart" Bro is talking about his first gf and all asian women the way ppl talk about dog breeds..........................................

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 4 дня назад +6

      Bro took golden retriever gf to a whole nother level 😭

  • @shayansaberi98
    @shayansaberi98 4 дня назад +6

    I used to watch this guy back when he had a fitness and calisthenics focused channel. Seems like he has pivoted into dating content, maybe it's easier to market? People are treating everything like a marketplace (thanks late-stage capitalism), things of the heart shouldn't be a competition

  • @Attackurheart-cq8jh
    @Attackurheart-cq8jh 4 дня назад +82

    RUclips hid this from me for a whole minute sigh

  • @neakveemo7877
    @neakveemo7877 4 дня назад +77

    The “goooooldd” always makes me so happy :D

  • @michaelio6548
    @michaelio6548 4 дня назад +21

    I love how all these dating coach/redpill men are like “women are shallow and only want you for looks and money! So play into the shallowness and buy my course on how to get more looks and money!”

  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 4 дня назад +5

    Guarantee this man gets his candles from Bed Bath & Beyond because it's literally just the first big store he could think of that would stock candles.

  • @marsh1020
    @marsh1020 3 дня назад +4

    25:37 the camo jacket with matching 4" shorts has me SCREAMING
    The subtle presentation difference between very fashionable queer men and pickup artists who manage to set off instant alarm bells (despite wearing the same outfit, on paper) is so interesting to me. Somebody study this

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu Час назад

      Fr it's geniunely interesting. When a regular fashion icon of a guy wears an outfit, you can tell he's doing it for himself. When a pickup artist wears the same outfit, it looks like he's doing it for everyone but himself
      Also, there's a type of person that could literally make any outfit look cunt. if your chosen profession is "Instagram pickup artist" you're probably not that type of person