What Your Favorite HypMic Ship Says About You
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- what do mean you saw someone ship saburo with the other members? that's illegal people can't do that
Anyways...ichikuu for life
🔆Extra:
Sama/Jyuto: “Your ideal relationship dynamic is bickering married couples”

Kuko/Sama: “You’re always a slut for bad boys who don’t play by the rules“
Kuko/Nemu: “You’re always a slut for bad boys who don’t play the rules…AND you’re heterosexual“
Ichi/Jyushi: “The Mr. Rogers of ships: wholesome and uncontroversial. You just want everyone to be nice to each other and have a fun time”

Ramu/Jaku & Ramu/Rio: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of height differences”

Ramu/Hifu: “Your ideal date includes drinking 5 5hour energies at once resulting in 25 hours of continuous energy”
Rio/Hifu: “You think the concept of opposites attract cannot be highly rated enough”
Gen/Sasara: “Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which hilarity ensues”
Gen/Sama: “Your ideal high school romance is jock/theater kid”
Ramu/Rei: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of that one picture of a hamster eating a banana”
Yokohama 3P: “you’re just…really horny.”
Fling posse 3P: “you think the only way the found family trope could possibly be improved is if it involved a polycule.”
Matenrou 3P: “your interest in making difficult choices is outweighed by your overwhelming horniness”
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Helpful commenter pointed out that I made a mistake with the naming on the last pairing so RIP
Me when I ship Ichidice because I headcanon them as childhood friends like...eating dirt while Rei and Otome did evil stuff
YES
Why is is this perfect 😭✋
AHAHAHAHA YES
SAME
WDJJSHS THIS IS IDIOTICALLY CUTE LMAO HELPH ME 😭😭
for fling poly it's "you are deep into lore and also believe a good romance starts with a good friendship"
Yo this was an eye opener ngl, I never really thought about any other ships except Hifumi and Doppo because in my mind they've already been married for a few years lol
shipping the mtc as a polycule is just liking the guys being dudes trope
"You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances" yes, yes I am, and proudly
Me who doesn’t ship anyone: *causally taking notes*
Lol Same.
Why were these so accurate, I’m crying 😭😭😭
"your ideal relationship dynamic is a vaudeville comedy duo" You got me there
"It's not like I like childhood friends, but why wouldn't I ship two people who spent at least 2/3 of their lifes together?" -- me, a devoted HifuDo shipper
but ye I have a soft spot for childhood friends to lovers, real accurate video
WHERE IS FLINGPOLY they love each other sm no cap there
Shien + Flingpoly stan very valid
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Samaichi is a mood omg I I’m dead.
as someone who ships ramujaku i think i mostly just like that ramuda is almost half jakurais height but the rivalry is cool too
Omg best friend same XD
HRHR I agree with everything said here, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THERE'S A RAMUDA X RAMUDA SHIP I learned something, new.. Thank you very much lmao may you get SSR lol
I didn't knew that ship existed either, but I'm not surprise
I love Ichiro and kuko so much and I wish they would just talk to eachother
I ship like ⅓ of these so it's impossible to pick just one, but Hifudo, Rijyu and Ichikuu called me out the most. The Samajyu and Riodice ones were so funny and accurate to the characters too lol
It's fun to read the comments here and see all the different preferences people have, I feel like HypMic fans tend to be pretty respectful towards each other when it comes to shipping which is really nice :)
JakuSama is so true!! And I agree! Despite Samatoki claims himself as person who does not like to be bossed around, with Jakurai he actually behaves decently around him and properly SAT DOWN and talk. Now THAT’s something 😭 Plus! Even their teams are the exact opposites!!!
hitojaku is goated hitoya may be a petty jerkface to jakurai sometimes but your honor they're in love
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING US GOOD CONTENT
"your ideal relationship dynamic is a vaudeville comedy duo" DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
the sasara rosho part is so true
1:44
You have so fking razon, long live to the ramudacest
This vid is way too accurate I need this downloaded
raise my fellow samasasa nation
didn't know i was a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances
As the Number 1 Ramudice shipper you described me very well
THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING JIROSHI IN THIS OMFG AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH I LOVE THEM SM THEY NEED TO INTERACT DSFJKSDIOFSDIOFJDFN
SERIOUSLY, I NEED MORE JIROSHI INTERACTION, I ONLY SEE ONE ON MAIN STORY AND IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THEMM
u don't know how much i appreciate that none of the buster brothers r shipped w each other here, a safe place 😌
god these are so real,, reihito is my number 1 ship and i feel very attacked
1:15 accurate.
And it's very satisfying to see ships that Don't get much recognition, included here umu^^
As a person who lives from Jakuramu, I must say shit's accurate
1:22 is LITWRALLY SO SPOT ON PERFECT 😭
Shit... I laughted too much on IchiKuu and Jiroshi.
Bitch, that Ichiro and Kuko bromance has so much gay subtitles, it ain't funny. Also BAT and BB friendship for liiiiiiiiife!
Kuko is just too gay for ichiro like-
@@nicotine455 IKR? And Ichiro's fucking gay for Kuko (even if he doesn't really want to admit that)
@@instinctfan23 I MEAN they literally had dates 🤧💕 anyways gay lovers
@@nicotine455 They're seriously gay for each other.
The getting dunked on one got me😔
the last one called me out jesus fucking christ
thank you for including samadoppo 😭
i never thought about it.. so heyo im joining that ship
Jakuramuda alternate meaning: You've played too much NTWEWY and ship Kitaniji with Shiba
WHAT ABOUT FLING POLY!?!?!? (but fr, this was super funny)
2:24 indeed I am, drama for healthier life
I'd ship Gentaro with myself ngl
I have a best friends complex lol
Why...
*why is it so accurate???*
i love robbery and fraud i’m a shoplifting god
Sasaro, you got me
LMAO I wanna see another video with more ships (not the illegal ones ew I mean like rarepairs or something, like let's say for example Hifumi/Rio or something.) You don't have to if you don't want to tho.
Edit: Also it says Rei/Rosho instead of Rei/Sasara if I may point that out.
Do Jyushi and Kuko.
ah yes I am a completionist!
help
How tf is totally accurate 😕😕😕
Okay apparently I love to get dunked on
And hell yeah I'm a sucker for childhood friends and vaudeville comedy duos
No Rei/Rio? Tragic,,,, (I saw a singular art of that ship, and now im hooked. Ah, rarepairs.) anyways, I don't relate much as I barely ship, but fun video :}
I am a huge GenRamu shipper. This is accurate.
Especially after their VA’s bl work
Ok but you forgot the Samatoki x Ramuda
as an ichikuu shipper I suppose Im a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances
THEYRE SO POOKIE THOUGH
Edit: I suppose I am also a completionist shipper. (bb x bat ❤❤minus saburo and Hitoya ofc)
Oh so real
ahem,where is jakuichi????
Selfcest Ramuda :v
I like you
me who wants to ship sasara and doppo so doppo would maybe laugh a little
buuuut hifumi x doppo is pretty damn cute
and 100% ramuda x jakurai XD
Where are all the Doppo ships damn it /hj
SAMADOPPO 👍🏻😎
Es sarcasmo........
я ничего не поняла но когда показали ичиро и нему эти слова прозвучали как родные поняла с полуслова
No Rio/Samatoki 😭
How aboooout...Kuko x Sasara?
Me: *Shipping Kuko and Ichiro*
The video: You are firm beliver in the inherent eroticismo of bromance
Also Me: "Eroticism?" Ha, yeah right, tell that to my ace ass who shipps them not giving a fuck B)
my doppo ships⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
yo
Where s ichijiku x jyuto ?
ppl who ship ichiro with anyone else but nemu and kuko scare me 😨
Okok but I raise you Jakurai/Jyuto