This Hand Grinder will AMAZE You (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
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in this video, James looks at an exciting new coffee hand grinder, and evaluates the features and performance with a goal of making a disgusting coffee. Will it succeed?
Original videos:
• The KinGrinder P1: Why...
• JAMES HOFFMANN PIGGYBA... (Piggy Back Ride)
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🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2
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Are you excited 'down below'?
of course we are, Mr. Cometh
I like how we went straight for the Grindr joke 😂
Af, but also actually I have over extracted day... kinda bitter
Very very
Thank you thank you. When I was watching the Grinder episode, I thought, oh this is gonna make a great hames joffman vid!
James voice works so well for voice clipping cause he has a really consistent tone and timbre, helps when it's really well done aswell
It's extremely well done
Well, I go have an under extracted day now
"it's quite acidic, lack sweetness, lack texture.....it's the best coffee of my life." 🗣🔈🔈🔈🔥🔥🔥
Truth!
The lingering outro with elevator music just tops it all off. Amazing
Girl of Ipanema isn't it?
*from. I need a coffee.
The George Clooney Droplet Technique truly is aforehead of the game
It's a pretty advanced technique!
I’ve been using the JCDT for years now!
@@zeeisallnot the John Clooney droplet technique!?! Legendary
@@tomvandongen8075 Jorge Cluni
Just what I needed! A machine that turns beans into beans.
It's a modern miracle! I'm astonished it's taken this long to develop.
I'm actually having a very under-extracted day, thank you very much, but this has lifted my spirits a little, so thank you for that, it's very appreciated
You're welcome!
I lost it when I saw Hance... just wonderful
Thank you
Today's sponsor :D If I was James, I'd sue you just for that part :D
Not nespresso! :o
Nice. Now with Nescafé sponsorship you will be raking the money 💪
All the disgusting instant coffee I could ever drink. Hurrah!
@@hoffmanncomethI suspect we all already have as much of that as we can drink: none!
@@hoffmanncomeththe problem is it's underextracted, every day.
I'm glad to see Hames legacy being carried on
That’s the best espresso of my life
I lol'd loudest at that part
*whispers* a second hames joffman has hit the youtube
This got recommended to me and without realizing it wasn't actually James Hoffman's channel--I watched it. I was so confused until I saw the actual channel name.
Welcome! Get used to being confused on this channel
jokes on him, this made my day over-extracted
Everybody wins!
This reminds back in the day, RUclipsrs making videos of this format called RUclips poops. This is good stuff. I'm so happy people still makes these kind of videos, brings me back, well done my friend.
Thanks! I guess my sense of humour has stayed firmly planted in the YTP era!
I'm curious if these kinds of videos would be considered YTPs
I had a vision of more than one of these edits and i'm glad someone took the time. beautiful
When I watched the original video, I knew it had to be my next edit!
These edits are amusing blocks of unrelenting hilariousness from start to finish. Very well done!
Much appreciated!
I knew something great would come of this video.
Having watched the original video earlier this week, it was even funnier! Great work!
Glad you enjoyed it!
These are good as the videos he used to do on clear coffees.
Ah so much fun, thank you
Amazing work! Absolutely beautiful! A gift to the world!
Thank you
Glad you are back!!!!
Underextracted days are fine, compared to miserable days
I couldn't agree more.
I underextract most of my days, frankly
I almost fell off my bus seat laughing. Please, stop doing this. It's too hilarious.
You need to stop extracting yourself from your seated position. Glad you enjoyed it!
Same here and I'm not even on a bus
I absolutely will have an under extracted day! Thank you so much!
Wonderful!
Thank you so much for your art
You're welcome
Absolutely brilliant!
Thank you - very kind
Brilliant work - thank you for the laughs
Glad you enjoyed it
Did he saw your videos? These are gold!
No idea! Thank you
That is awesome! First time watching your stuff.
welcome!
It turns beans into beans
Lool you keep smashing it out of the park 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Much appreciated!
So good! Love a good wooden burr
Thank you very much for this video to all of you who's been part of it , you made my day 😂.
Glad you enjoyed it
Excellent editing! You fully met the goal of being absurd. :-) (And of making me laugh out loud several times. Thanks.) ~ ml
Glad you enjoyed it!
Those edits are effing glorious xD
Very kind! Thank you
I actually laughed out loud at the best espresso of my life bit.
:)
Welcome back. And better than ever. 👊
My sanity has certainly been wavered
Great to hear!
Great video!!! 😂😂😂
Thanks :)
GREAT stuff! Hames would be proud!
Very kind! Thanks
My day is now under extracted. Thank you.
Glad to be of service.
love that all of these are nescafe
brilliant!
Love it, thanks
my pleasure
Welcome back Hames!
I'm not Hames... Just a separate channel with a similar idea! The Hames Joffman channel is still live, but I don't think he updates it anymore.
i'm having such a under extracted day so far, all the shots i've been pulling are going George Clooney on me , this really helped :)
Glad to hear it!
YTP and Coffee is a combo i did not expect to find but damn does it work great
I agree! Thank you for the kind comment.
You sir are a genius
and you are too kind! thank you
Thank you for the sharp and metal pieces, Jomes Haffman
(no, i won’t stop with that)
Enjoy the crunch!
OMG Love this so much!
I appreciate that!
Thank you for the laugh and coffee spit i just did
you are welcome for both!
One of the few things that can make me really laugh in front of my computer
Hooray! :) Good to hear
This is the funniest thing I've seen in days :)
I'm glad! Thanks for watching
Welcome back
this is amazing
Thank you
2 years… miserable hahaha I actually had tears in my eyes
So accurate
The music says it all 😂😂
That was great! 😂
Glad you enjoyed it!
Awww thanks Hames! I hope you have an under extracted day too!
Masterful!
Thank you! Very kind.
I laughed way harder than I thought I would
I hope you it made you snort out coffee
I like under extracted days. Feels almost like half a day off. 😊
I like this way of thinking
that's some good ytp right there
Thanks!
I also want to try the wooden burs. They must be good to grind coffee and oats. Maybe just oats :D
a few mouth splinters are a small price to pay
Ahhh this is fucking great, havent really watched something like this since the YTP days
Glad you enjoyed it!
Pure gold 😂
Very kind of you!
“Turns beans into beans”. That’s pretty accurate lol
It's a solid feature!
james hoffman ytps are the only thing tethering me to the cycle of samsara
I’m glad you are back. Even if you are not “back”. Whoever you are.
Thanks - I appreciate it.
This video went super hard :D
Comedic gold so awesome
Very kind of you to say
::applause and weeping commence::
enjoy your weeping!
I've often felt my coffee is lacking something, I guess it must be the sharpened metal pieces. I'll try that in the morning.
They do add a certain crunch to the experience
When you smoked too much "coffee" and don't realize you clicked on the Hoffmann Cometh video instead of the regular James Hoffman channel
You must have been briping pretty hard!
I NEED MORE DADDY LANCE GIVING HOFFMAN PIGGY BACK RIDES
It would be a dream come true to see that again.
I DID have an under-extracted day, thank you!
Glad to hear it!
I have no idea what was said after the nescafe sponsorship because I was cackling the entire rest of the video
I had to pause because otherwise I'd have the same problem :D
oh on. I don't want to have an Underextracted day.
embrace it
Loved the wooden burr. 😅
Adds some great additional texture to your coffee... whether you wanted it or not!
@@hoffmanncometh Also rounding out the taste. Seems to be a great concept.
What luck! I've been looking for something to turn beans into beans!
Well, you have come to the right place!
It produced way more sharpened metal pieces 😂 sounds like the perfect monday morning coffee
It does!
The caffeine edit😂
The sponsor segment almost made me choke, well done :D
You would have definitely choked if you drank any of it.
@@hoffmanncometh I used to be a nescafé drinker, now I can't touch that toxic stuff 🤣
Oh how I've missed you (not) Hames!
Yes! Hames Joffmann is back!
I think I'll have to rename this channel to 'Not Hames Joffmann' :)
I put down my phone half way though, came back to it 30mins later and rhpught it was a hoffman video for a sold 10seconds before the confusion settled
For the George Clooney droplet technic, do i have to be dressed as Batman?
You don't HAVE to... but it is highly recommended.
This reminds me of those Adam Regusea YTPs LOL
long live YTPs!
I love this lol
great to hear!
I'd like more information on tasting coffee on paper.
step 1: place coffee on paper
step 2: lick paper
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
"we have Hames Joffmann at home"
:)
I heard that Clooney in fact grinds himself his coffee, like he was taught by Chuck Norris: using his own teeth while sleeping. With proper meditative training, you can program your nervous system to get the proper grinding according to your taste. This is how you can extract yourself from a boring coffee routine!
Fascinating!
An underextracted day to you aswell sir
I can believe almost anything Hames said except that he likes the espresso. No way he likes bean juice water.
Welcome back Hames!! 😂
I'm not Hames, but thank you anyway
@@hoffmanncometh the spirit of Hames is talking!
@@hoffmanncometh In all seriousness, I wasn't aware of your work, I'm glad it bubbled up on RUclips!
@@DavidGasperoni thanks! Very kind of you to say
holy fuck that was hilarous
I'm glad I could make you chortle!
I can't get enough of this, and I don't even like coffee.
Maybe you will become a convert, once you have witnessed the quality advice and techniques on show here...