A cheese OBSESSION [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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As well as coffee, James Hoffmann simply loves cheese.
Original video:
‘The Horror of Aldi’s Espresso Martini Cheese’
• The Horror of Aldi’s E...
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How wet do you like YOUR cheese?
Yes.
Can i please have less cheese in my cheese
@MrDeskart That's easy, just use American cheese.
The famous 99% hydration English Cheddar sounds perfect for you
Moister than an oyster pls!
What’s rly missing is some Aldi wine to accompany the cheese… but in this economy….
How opulent!
I wonder if there's s 100% bypass option?
@@JoeEngineersThings Now, that would be fantastic
There is a russian custom of drinking tea through a sugar cube held in your mouth, but I do this with a cube of gouda and nescafé. It leaves a pleasant and delicate nutritious layer on top of your tongue and gums, so you don't need to eat for the rest of your under-extracted day.
A delicious idea! Must try.
That was my breakfast today, 2 shots of double espresso and 50 grams of cheddar.
I really appreciate that the Hoffmann isn't constantly changing his wardrobe
I was already having a damp, claggy, unpleasant day. I shall strive to make it damper, claggier and unpleasanter still.
That's the spirit!
Don't worry James! We're here for nervous, sweating Scandinavians too! 😊 It's 2024, nobody should be afraid of being their true selves ♥️
Hooray!
I can't brielieve how much cheese liqueur I drank last night. Gouda times man
I 100% approve of these puns!
Today was no sponsor.
I was waited for a cheese sponsor
That cheese would pair perfectly with a coffee wine
a delightful sounding combo
@@hoffmanncometh Wherever did I get that idea? 😁
"I like cheese." - Brett Kavanaugh
A rare unsponsored video
I know! It's tough out there.
a claggy damp unpleasant day?
is there any other kind?
Not that I would wish for
not in britain that's for sure
I was waiting for the "horay!🎉"
Sorry to disappoint! I'm sure it will make a return soon
I really dont understand how people can eat cheese easily? I keep trying the snack cheese since im not up for a dinner cheese, but the red part taste so waxy that i give up.
I hear blue cheese is good, but i swear someone keep bleaching them white right before i enter the store.
amd dont get me started on string cheese! Thats not string shaped at all, its cylinder cheese!
The world of cheese is full of deception
The red part is for cleaning your teeth, you're supposed to eat it last!
I love the magic reveal of the nescafe being there all the time, despite the time they took to edit it out in the original video, way to expose subliminal messaging ;)
Yeah... they must have missed it in the first few frame. oops!
Has he acknowledged this channel yet? 😆
Not sure. Tbh, I don't think he would have time for rubbish like this :) Plus, he has already been party to previous Hames Joffmann content from a while back, so I suppose it wouldn't be anything particularly interesting. Who knows though.
Well I'm British. All our days are claggy, damp and unpleasant.
We don't know any other way in good old Blighty!
Most days, I feel like I'M composed of damp, sweaty cheese....
Frankly i'm jealous
So this is a wet cheese, made out of 10% cheese, cheese pieces and cheese liqueur made out of damp sweaty cheese.
Absolute cheese perfection, I think you would agree
That sentence had so many instances of “cheese” in it that after reading it out loud the word stopped making any sense to me, semantic saturation or whatever that’s called
Cheeses Miced! 🪤🐁
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Brilliant
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it
Now I want some cheese, and it's close to midnight. I'm delightfully thankful and under-extracted.
Did you give in to the cheesy temptation in the end? A quick nibble of damp cheese and a woefully under extracted coffee sounds like a perfect midnight snack to me!
@@hoffmanncometh What could go wrong, together with the promise of barista flesh flavoured dreams
Oooo cheese...
Sluuuurp!
hmmm cheese
I like a decent cheese too but you're keener/crazier than I thought I was, lol..even coffee couldn't salvage this train wreck of a "cheese"
Do they have a less cheesy vegan alternative?
I think so... the minuscule dairy element is swapped out for more water
No sponsors?
Not today. Times are hard.
@@hoffmanncomethsome days it's hard to get that cheddah
obviously sponsored by Opinel, a traditional French knife manufacturer.
what about that subliminal nescafé message in the first 4 seconds?
@@davvowl an Opinel cheese knife is probably part of Daddy Hoff's EDC
So cheesy
:)
Love your work, but this edit was a little cheesy if I'm honest.
At least it Gauda response from you