The Makita Coffee Machine: A Bizarre Battery-Powered Brewer
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I've wanted to review this thing for ages, which perhaps gave me too much time to think about what kind of a review it should be...
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Timestamps
0:00 Introduction
0:57 Setting the scene
2:35 How it works
3:54 A little tiny bit of battery mathematics
4:38 Weighing up the requirements
5:18 Brewing coffee
6:16 Powering the brewer
7:25 Java Jive Squarespace
8:46 Tasting the brew
9:57 Comparing with an AeroPress brew
10:17 Makita kettle (!) & workflow
12:41 A tasting and concluding thoughts
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When I was in construction, my coworker bought one of these and it was awesome. When we brought it out, people did indeed think it was weird...for all of 3 seconds and then asked if we could make them a cup. At one point in turned into a game of "where is the weirdest place we can make coffee?". 35 feet in the air in warehouse joists, on a moving forklift, in the middle of a job site meeting, in traffic, etc.
Self control was the hardest part. We hadn't had unfettered access to coffee before and I ended up drinking so much that I could see 3 days into the future and communicate with bees. It also upped my cigarette consumption because waiting for a cup to brew was the best excuse for a 5 minute break. So I did the healthy thing and quit construction and cigarettes.
To really answer your question: Novelty. That's about it. I've also used regular plug-in cheapo coffee makers and they were way better but not as fun.
Classic!
lol, this is gold
😂😂👏👏👏
I’m picturing the jobsite and laughing so much 😂
I love it!
It doesn't just make coffee, it makes friends too.
So is your good ol' home brew coffee brought along in your good reliable thermos.
But good Sir, I really like how you phrased it - it's the best commercial line for this coffee maker I could ever imagine.
Hopefully your new friends can lend you their spare batteries.
Not if you hog your friend's battery pack and render it unusable during job.
Very very patient ones, presumably
@@oumarh.gassama8063 whilst i do apreciate good coffee im afraid when ive had a hard day on the job labouring you could honestly just offer me cafinated toilet water i am too tired and too worn down to give your coffee the respect it deserves i just need the caffeine
ive worked jobs that have seen me nailing monster energy drinks 1 can a hour for 8 hours with double cups of coffee at breaks every 2 hours just to get through the day
ive also worked jobs with people such as yourselves who bring in said thermos but those where way more relaxed jobs where i could sit back in my chair on break and actually enjoy your coffee and its various attributes but theres a time and a place
In Canada, if you rolled onto a job site with that, you’d be a legend. The only problem is you’d have people bugging you for coffee all day
BYOB, Bring Your Own Battery 😂
@@Lintukokojust get a dc adapter that has the correct battery configuration.
Time to ask money for it then
@@devilmay but this thing is made for places where there is no socket yet, It is for construction workers you know.
@@devilmaynot a bad idea, but at that point you may as well have a regular coffee maker with a standard plug. But, then again, why not have both? 🤷♂️
you can tell this man hasn't worked in the trades because one cup of Makita coffee and you're a legend
I work in an office where the management decided all coffee makers brought in by the staff had to be taken home as they were not tested for safety. Mind you, you can't sell something in Australia that does not meet Australian safety standards. Typically the manufacturers submit their products for testing and approval, so the coffee makers were safe. The management don't provide any tea or even instant coffee, so you have to bring everything in to work if you want a cup of coffee.
Anyway after everyone took their coffee machines home I purchased one of these and set it up on my desk. Within 30 Minutes I was ordered to remove it due to the "rules". I responded your reason for making us take our machines home is that they might be "unsafe" as they plug into the 240V AC power. This coffee machine runs on batteries so I am complying with your "rules". The manager was not happy that I had beat them at their own game. They had no choice other than to let the coffee maker stay. Now the office is full of these little Makita coffee machines and battery chargers.
Haha, that's hilarious 🤣
Also this job seems to suck, sorry for that 😃
So they just need to ban the unapproved battery chargers.
@@user2C47 I guess then they would have to end using Makita cordless tools in the company, that might pose a problem 😅
I can absolutely understand many office situations that could not handle numerous coffee makers. Why 1 or 2 Keurig's aren't provided by or allowed by management/owners makes no sense whatsoever. I'd probably just get the Makita Kettle and use a Melitta pour over.
Sounds like a shit office! I'd quit.
I recently had a contractor replace my roof, and I warned them upfront that the amenities of my home were limited because of extensive renovations.
They used a bitumen blow torch at the lowest setting to heat a large Moka pot. A week later, the roof was done and my whole garden was fertilized with coffee grounds.
Blow torching moka pot sounds so awesome :D
brilliant
@@kjeksomanen two compressed thing at once, I don't think that meet the safety standart
@@JhonJrCoffee one have a safety valve and the other is spewing a live flame so there is more problems than just the pressure.
Brilliant
I think one thing that needs to be kept in mind, is the fact that, the target audience for the brewer is likely going to be proper construction workers, where there will be plenty of the larger high-power batteries to spare for all of the tools they use through the day. The smaller battery that you used with the machine is more for light home use, you use that with your lighter duty tools for any fix-up jobs you might have at home, since you dont need power for quite a few hours, just a few minutes.
I agree carrying that tiny extra battery is nothing in comparison to carrying a bandsaw.
Yeah this thing basically requires a dedicated 5 or 6 amp
Yeah i am electrician that works with one other person, we have a truck full of instruments and tools, we have around dozen 5000 and 6000 mAh 18V Makita batteries with us and multiple chargers.
Sure we use just a normal electric teakettle and instant coffee but there are many times we shut off electricity completely so this would have some use.
But i am a tea guy, i drink around 1L of tea on workday via thermos so i dont need this. but a lot of people would find this god tier to have in work vehicle.
Can confirm, I work construction and batteries are a dime a dozen
@@kieran.grant_ I wish.
The best part from this video for me was using the power tool to grind on the manual grinder. It even fits in the stock head of the tool, no adaptor needed! Tried a batch now and it went through literally in seconds. This will change my life for the better. No longer will I have to flex my muscles every god damn morning. Thanks James! You rock!!!!!!
I would be careful about doing this with a hand grinder. They have not been built with an electric motor in mind, and this almost certainly would void the warranty. The cheaper grinders might break easily and cause an injury, and expensive ones, while well-built, are expensive to replace if broken. But if aware of these caveats and still okay with it, why not.
In New Zealand and Australia, these 2 products are tradies favourites haha, they asked them to make these for years. Being able to make yourself a coffee an some 2 minute noodles out the back of your work Ute is a God send. There are heaps of super large and/or super rural job sites that could have hundreds or even thousands of workers and only a couple power outlets or 1 or 2 coffee shops near by. These products were a game changer. People usually don't even need to buy them too, they're often bundled in for free with an 8-10 piece tool set that most tradies buy when they get into the industry.
Really interesting facts!
Definitely an application, especially in outback inland Queensland this makes sense for something good.
Truly a working man's product
Best thing is the only tool that needs to be safety tagged is the charger ....Love my Makita tools and have done for 30 plus yrs from the 240 vlt to the 18v cordless tools ...now days if it has a cord attached I don't want to own it
Demand in NZ and Australia would explain why Makita has a coffee brewer while no other power tool company I’m aware of does, given Makita’s massive popularity there (from what I’ve heard).
This video is a fever dream. I barely got over the fake stache and the incredible intro, when the barbershop ad sucker punched me, before the surprise kettle as a finisher. Outstanding job by James and his team.
i wasn't sober enough for this surreal review
And don't forget the drill-grinding without any regard for optimisation of drill speed except for speed, truly outstanding indeed!
That was a fake stache? Then again I'm a first time viewer.
@@reblmarco I'm a first time viewer as well. I thought that this channel was a construction equipment review channel at first.
@@reblmarco He should grow a real one!
Four months ago, RUclips randomly suggested this video to me. Four months later, I'm a proud owner of an AeroPress, 1ZPresso Q2, and a plethora of coffee beans from around the world. Thank you James, for being you.
That's weird, it did the same for me, except I really didn't drink coffee before and only have become interested in coffee since. The videos are so much more interesting than I thought, that it's just entertainment value.
funny how that sounds like exactly whats happening to me :d
@@heikkiaho6605 one of us, one of us, one of us!
@@TheProgGuy same.
Been working in trades for about 8 months now, and this makes more sense than it did when I saw this video a year ago.
First, a lot of jobsites don't have access to power, especially not multiple 10A outlets, ESPECIALLY not where we need them. We all know that, and no one likes extension cables, and so we spend an ungodly amount of money on batteries. Generally the 12V system is for when you don't expect to actually be doing a lot of work, 18V or higher is for the actual jobsite. I'd personally take one of the 6ah 18v batteries I use on my skillsaw and put it in the brewer, then set it on the rapid charger that can fully recharge it in 50 minutes, or just put it back in the saw with charge to spare.
Second, Canada winters are pretty harsh, the best thermos I have can't keep coffee warm for 3 hours in November in Vancouver nevermind all day in January in Winnipeg. So being able to get hot coffee on demand without needing to run an extension cable, possibly without needing to run down from the awning you're on top of would be really great!
Third, brand loyalty to Makita. Fourth, impressing or amusing potential clients by serving fresh coffee. Fifth, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH COFFEE. Especially not when you've been on site for an hour, you have 7 hours to go, it's raining, you're under a deck struggling with an angle grinder when A MASSIVE SPIDER LANDS ON YOUR FACE cause you work in a temperate rainforest full of enormous spiders.
Now I want a Makita coffee maker
Update: Now I HAVE the Makita coffee maker and it's so cute, definitely has some niche use cases.
Surely it would be better just to have a Coleman Stove and a Moka Pot or something?
@@unconventionalideas5683Depending on the job site having a open flame might be seen as a fire hazard. This coffee maker is quick and cheerful and thus less likely to draw negative attention.
I live in New Orleans and bought one of these a while back. When we lost power during Hurricane Ida last year this was a game changer for me, as I couldn't justify starting the generator just for coffee... during the roughly 10 days I was without power I was able to have fresh coffee both in the morning and for standing guard against looters at night thanks to this thing, and could top up the batteries whenever I ran the generator. Probably made 30 cups in that time period, which wouldn't have been possible without it. For most people it's stupid, but as an emergency/SHTFdevice it's a great way to keep a bit of normalcy (and caffeine) which is HUGE for morale.
@daniel Slindee..... case in point 2 mate.....
They’re pricey, but the battery “generators” that are basically a lithium battery and inverter packaged together are really handy. With one of those you could run a small traditional coffee maker along with other small stuff that plugs into a regular outlet. Gives the ability to have a few hours of low load power without needing a generator running.
A camping stove, hand grinder, and Aeropress seem like a much more affordable and versatile option. At least you can also cook with a camping stove.
@@n1lla Yeah, lots of options boiling water gear, Moka Stove Top Coffee Maker is the one I used the most when camping :)
I live in Chalmette, and we just boiled water on the gas stove and used a French press. No battery necessary. Save the generator for the fridge and the window unit in the bedroom. As much as I'm a Makita lover, the coffee pot just seems like a step too far.
I've worked as an electrician in the northern US. In the wintertime the ability to make a hot cup of coffee in my car was a godsend. Just reach in the back, yoink a battery out of my bag, and bob's your uncle.
Also, tradesmen are just large children with power tools. You'll get made fun of for anything on the job site, but the coffee machine will turn into a game. Can we make attic coffee? Can we make coffee under the house? Can we rope up some lights before the coffee is done? All kinds of shenanigans.
It's easy overthink this little guy, but I worked residential jobs. We didn't have break rooms or anything like that. We just had to go to our cars for lunch. Sometimes the closest gas station was an hour away and this thing got the job done more than a few times. For the people that could use it, it's great. For the people that don't it's silly.
Use a camping stove. Use it safely and you'll have no issues. If you can't use it safely, you probably don't belong on a construction site with lots of dangerous things. 😆
@@fitybux4664 Now you have to transport a stove + something metal to boil the water in + the fuel source. instead of an overpriced coffee maker that you write off as a business expense
@@Shemegory this guy gets it
@@fitybux4664Eh, wouldnt let people touch real fire on a site 😂 It goes rapidly from boiling water to lighting my cigarettes whike boiling coffee to can we tune the stove to be a flamethrower….
@birtalanlorant5572 I work in the oilfield where you need a permit to have an open flame or you get fired. I almost bought one of these for my night shifts since it'd make me the most popular guy on site and it gets below -40 often in the winter here in the Alberta sands
Excellent video!
As a barbershop harmony singer myself, I must applaud your quartet - they were quite good!
Only missed opportunity was for them to use the "thorough beep" as their pitch pipe. 😂 That moment did give me quite a good laugh, though!
As most have said, it makes more sense when you realize that people who use power tools will often have quite a few Makita batteries there and charged and also often a total lack of wired power, or it's far away, lots of others need to use etc. Add to that the fact that a Mr coffee is going to last about 2 days being moved to / from / around a building site before it's broken to bits. It is a a bit silly but not as silly as you might think. I'd go for a kettle and a French press as well though
There's something weirdly satisfying about this brewer. Every single component clicks into place. And the look is so industrial that it has a very high contrast to the purpose of the machine. It's facinating!
Makita is a Japanese tool manufacturer and are known for their tool precision, tight build quality tolerances, and tool balance/feel.
@@conradcoolerfiend They've also sold some budget tools not made in Japan, under the Makita brand. Not all great. Wonder where this thing was made.
my guess is your keyboard has cherry mx blue in it ;)
To me it looks like a toy, sort of small and shiny cheap plastic
@@certaindeaf8632 They are the last independent power tool manufacturer left and have a massive range of tools. This coffee maker isn't the weirdest one by far :D
And you get what you pay for, also with Makita.
The industrial setting, the moustache, the barbershop quartet. And a quirky coffee contraption to match. James continues to push coffee content to greater heights, and I am buckled in for the ride.
I feel like short film making has been elevated to new heights. The world will look back on this day as a watershed moment and some day I'll tell my grandkids I was here at the very beginning.
Kudos to Makita, for inspiring James to bring his video production to a whole new level. Enjoyed the entire video, including the sponsor segment 😉
Totally agree!
*[pulls seat belt even tighter than before]*
I was waiting for him to break into Village People routine.
The cinematic, the ad, the “alternative” brew, just bravo Sir
The fabulous mustache!
Sadly I live in Australia and we only see the bare bone basic range of Makita tools. I prefered when their stuff was made in Japan. All we see now in products made in China. Not sure why we don't see the made in USA stuff.
Maybe the US is really far away?
We can buy anything in the range mate, thy're all 18v!. Bunnings has these coffee makers too
You can get this from
Bunnings mate. I’m in melbourne
Order from the UK, we make ours here 😊
Special Orders from Bunnings, it's on the website with reviews, people have purchased it through online ordering
The Makita Kettle, honestly, was a twist of a product I was not expecting.
The Makettle, if you wish.
Makita kettle saves the day!
The purpose of the kettle is to drain your buddies batteries when he isn't looking!
That was amazing. Laughed out loud
@@f.g.5967 A missed opportunity for a name if ever there was one. Brilliant!
Having worked in construction before, I can tell you that something like this is a God send to the guys working up on a roof on a cold day. Or the guys that are 200-300 feet up in the air where no electrical outlet is available. It may not be Starbucks quality, but it's hot, fresh, and readily available.
How is "Starbucks quality" a thing really
Starbuck quality is BAD.
I thought I was going to see comments complimenting the idea for those without electric access on their particular job but you guys worry about “Starbucks quality”!? Sheesh!
Anyway…
I agree too, I used to work in pavers and we where mostly working where houses barely had drywall installed. No electricity and our tools were mostly gas powered (hand saw, table saw, compactor etc…). The best we could do on cold weathers was a portable gas stove but nobody wants to be eyeing the water to boil. Sometimes we weren’t allowed to use the stove because of too much exposed wood from the framers. Speaking of stove, they should make a battery powered portable stove. I know, I know, “the batteries aren’t strong enough for heating elements” we are getting close to one. I did saw a small video of a guy trying to make his own battery powered stove, it did work but just adding an egg, cools off the device and has to heat up at the speed of what the batteries can muster (pretty slow) but it was progress!
I wish starbucks quality was as quality as you think it is.
@OnoRey 王の嶺 but they are consistent.
The production value of this video is just stellar. 💖
What a joy to watch. Thanks James & team! 🤗
I worked as a remote drill rig inspector and having this in my truck was a game changer. I would drive 300 kms between sites and having this thing brewing while driving was practical. I had the older version of this one which was probably the better one because you can swap from battery power to shore power by switching the cable. I’ve since left that industry and haven’t used it but I have used it while camping quite a bit but only on shore power.
1. A hot cup of fresh coffee is a huge morale boost at a cold construction site
2. Those batteries are interchangeable with pretty much any other Makita power tool so it's not like you're carrying tons of extra batteries just for the coffee maker
3. It's made by Makita so you know it's going to be durable and don't have to worry about it bouncing around in the back of a truck
4. You can use it when fishing, farming, etc where you can't plug in a normal coffee maker
We bought that for our dad last christmass, and he said with thousands of dollars worth equipemnt that is his favorit and most important for the resones you just said, especialy at cold polish winters, hot coffe on contruction sight is a blessing
Don't forget camping!
Did you forget about a thermos?
@@ohanaross-roberts97 Coffee goes stale sitting in a thermos, it just doesn’t have that ahhhh satisfaction of freshly brewed coffee 😊
@@KT-ki6gz nah, coffee made from my Moccamaster in a thermos will always be better than the Makita.
I love how he included the grams of battery in the recipe.
Right up there with donuts per ml.
This video almost feels like it was made in honour of Hames Joffman. Can't wait to see the unhelpful summary.
Yup. That was brilliant.
This video has no business having THIS good of production quality. It’s amazing… and that’s coming from a DP who films national TV ads
Omg I love this so much! I was shook when he brought the kettle out! 🤣 I think this is the best video James & his team has put out. BRAVO 👏🏽 And kudos to Makita for making these items. But I agree that just a cup, an aeropress, the drill operated grinder & the battery operated kettle is a much better set up. ☕️
He’s basically making gold content for Hames Joffmann at this point
But will Hames shave for the thumbnail?
Joffmann is probably furious. James is stealing Hames' thunder at this point.
He’s cosplaying *as* Hames Joffmann in this video
When I started the video I had a moment of confusion, "Wait, is this James' or Hames' channel?"
Came here to say this
This may be apocryphal, but I heard a story back around when those things first came out that Makita originally produced it as a kind of joke, or marketing exercise to show off how powerful their batteries are, never expecting to actually sell very many. But it has proven way more popular than expected, and that is why it is still in production. I think the idea is that if you already have a truck with a dozen or more of these batteries in it and you regularly charge them up 4 or 8 at a time every day, burning up one extra battery charge to make coffee is no longer a comically silly idea. I also think that you are discounting how filthy most job sites are. If everything is covered in plaster dust or worse, you probably don't want to pull out an Aeropress.
I love it and always wanted it. Haha but I'm a Dewalt guy
I basically do what an electrician would do, with the same sort of tools. Regularly on jobs we'd have 1-2 chargers on, with about 6 or so batteries floating around
To be fair I use the aeropress at work but keep it up front in the office.
I’m loving the kettle that runs on the battery’s. I bet that is popular
@@Kryynism You can always get an adaptor for your battery! I wonder how it would go with one of those fancy power stacks.
The production quality of your videos are better than most TV shows and I'm here for it 🙌🏽
this is your best video so far!!!!. what a way to engage people. way to go James!
Credentials: Heavy Civil Construction Inspector.
I own this coffee maker. While it may not brew the perfect cup of coffee it does something else. It provides a sense of normalcy and comfort. I work a lot and by a lot, I mean peak season can be 16 hours a day for 6 days a week. It's not always during the day either it can be nights doing a bridge deck pour. We (construction workers) give much of our time during the season to building roads and buildings, spending that time miles away from family and friends doing arduous work. If this provides one opportunity to have a little normalcy like our counterparts in the office in our day it's worth it. The coffee maker is well received on the job site. I am the envy of most I meet when I pull it out to use. I've used it to make coffee, hot water for tea, and hot water to make a cup of ramen noodles or instant oatmeal(just so I don't have to eat fast food again). All may not be first-rate meals or drinks but they do provide a warm meal or often drink when I need it most. From the first cup of coffee in the morning to the last cup of tea while I drive home, I appreciate this tool for all its worth.
Side note don't own the kettle but the coffee maker gets it done in a smaller space.
❤
Inspectors do not do "work". They are there to annoy the craftsmen and to add costs to the buyer. They do nothing else.
@@FaustsKanaalinspectors also keep arrogant bozos who think they know it all in check so they don’t ruin people’s lives by taking shortcuts
Reminds me of when i built power plants in the US. We European engineers brought in an espresso machine while the US colleagues stayed with a drip coffee maker. I as the Steam turbine guy became responsible of the espresso machine because its a hot water machine.
You've gotta stay onside with Union rules for sure.
Yeah, imagine of having a hot water machine as an OSHA violation.
Sounds about OSHA lol
Next step plumb your steam turbines into espresso machine.
Can you steam some milk by tap out some steam from the turbine? This will be the craziest and most powerful steam I ever seen.
The most interesting ad I've seen in last months, I even had to replay it one more time. Very creative
I love this. If every ad had a barbershop quartet accompaniment id be broke.
This is no longer a coffee channel. It is now an art channel, where coffee is simply the subject being discussed
This needs to be pinned
always has been
fact on fact on fact
Agreed
When I was working on sites, in the field, or on the roads. My go-to kit was a JetBoil to heat the water (gas, boils 500ml in
Gas is the way to go when you don't have access to electricity.
My thoughts exactly. A jet boil does everything these machines do but better, cheaper and lighter.
That actually sounds sane and has no place in these comments 🤣
Same set up for hiking trips
James should do a review of zojirushi flasks... and how that affects the coffee. Apparently the metal is made up of some of those precious types which keeps it hot even after like 9 hours... Was skimming those on Amazon of late. Almost bought one, but am still thinking about it... (Am a bit impressed that he found a 1980s Ghost Busters' Flask's ! LOL....)
Your silliness is spot on highlighting the brewer, funny though I just converted my Hario grinder to drive with my old power drill 2 months ago.
i am a contractor since the 1980s and I love my Makita tools of which I have a very large assortment , but I dont need the coffee maker , thank for a fun show!
- The 12V battery is very small indeed
- *But* at most worksites would use 18V batteries, 5/6Ah, so in energy about 5 times more
- Batteries on a larger jobsite you'll find by the dozens and loads of chargers (even ones who charge 4 batteries at the same time)
- The point about this thing is is that the location where there is electricity from the grid could easily be a few floors away from where you're working or want to have your fresh coffee in peace.
- On a jobsite extention cords (and especially long heavy duty ones) are expensive, always in your way and get broken by leprechauns
- And I know at least two guys who this device almost daily, they're very happy with it, beats coffee from a thermos. They don't grind their beans fresh, I'll pass on your idea of using a drill :)
exactly the point of this, JH missed the idea that there are batteries everywhere if you use makita tools thus you just pick any
Plus a lot of sites are 110v only and will have a fit if you try and bring 240v stuff to site.
Not to mention you don’t have to lug the coffee maker around like a thermos. Leave it out, in the job box, tool bag. Along with the coffee and water- no need to lug that back and forth to home either. It’s a portable off grid set up.
I work for a government scientific organisation and regularly find myself in (literally) the field with a toolbox full of Makita 18V batteries and tools. I can charge my batteries in the hotel before going out to the site (which might be three hours away in the middle of nowhere) and then brew up using this. It's a great idea. Mains isn't always where you need it.
I've done jobs out several hours into the woods during fire season so this would have been perfect. I've got a buddy that used to work IT on the oilfields of west Texas where the only connection to mains was marred by "Wind, rain, dust, dust, and aerosolized rock particles." and a clipboard just sitting outside would have a dust coating in 10 minutes. Have something like this in the work truck and you'd be g2g.
James Hoffman is the only RUclipsr who would review a coffee machine with a fake moustache and hire a barbershop quartet to sing while he does an ad read
And not seem absolutely insane *
You forgot the ending to your sentence haha
What barbershop quartet? I didn't see a barbershop quartet.
@@EnderSavesTheDay the 4 guys who came in during the Squarespace ad and sang. If you skipped the ad, you missed them.
@@cloud_tsukamo Actually the first time I've watched out a complete ad ... 😂
Before the quartet came in I thought the quirkiest thing about the video would be the thermos from the criminally underrated Ghostbusters II.
I was wrong.
James, have been following for a while, this has to be one of your best videos to date. Keep up the great work and I look forward to many more!
The sequence where you are putting on your tool belt in such an epic way totally describes how my husband seems to feel when he puts his tool belt on 😂. This is the best review on this coffee machine on RUclips. Your creativity truly shines in this video. Squarespace is lucky to sponsor you😄.
Having worked with builders, I can say that the streptypical mockery would absolutely happen, but only if there is another coffee machine on site. If there isn't another, you will be heralded as a god for having this thing.
As far as use case, This feels like it was more made with rural sites in mind, like the US where you might have a 2 hour drive out to a site, and I know that every tradesman will A) generally stay loyal to whatever tool ecosystem they choose because loyalty is beneficial rather than just one of each, and B) Have multiple batteries ready basically always. Add in the general... disdain for proper coffee preparation like an aeropress/V60, and the general American lack of kettles makes the kettle much less attractive. Builders like the simple drip machine, set it and come back in a minute stuff.
AEROPRESS MASTER RACE
Flip side of rural sites is that if you are that far out, you'll have a generator with you. Just get a cheap drip coffee maker and plug it into the genny.
@@TacoMaster3211 I'm a fencing contractor, most days the only power I have on site is my Makita batteries. I've even switched to a battery chainsaw to cut in my stay posts.
Coffee of choice? Folgers classic. Even though everyone and their dogs prefers Folgers Colombian (at least all the people I have spoken to), Classic is the workplace choice of coffee. I guess its to keep you from getting too attached to work.
Archaeologist here that has done remote O&G survey work, I would have killed for one of these
I am enjoying James Hoffmann's high budget descent into madness
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This video is art.
Pure art
Reminds me a lot of Alton Brown. He (Alton/James) is really great at breaking down the fundamentals of good (food/coffee), but his true passion is entertaining audio-visual media.
Thats the best kind to show a commercial ever in a video. Love it.
Love how James is totally committed to the bit. Also, the commercial quartet was amazing.
Been working in the trades for a few years now and got one of these as a gift about a year ago, because I use makita tools. Truth is that ive been given no abuse at all! I've only received multiple compliments on it where people are jealous, and then debated on getting makita tools XD At many job sites the boss will bring a drip coffee maker, but they tend to get extremely dusty while working (especially drywall work) so it can't sit pre-made for long at all (as well as being in one location that could be on the opposite side of a complex to where you're working). Also compared to the 50 lb+ toolboxes the coffee maker is extremely light and portable (usually you'll own 5-6 batteries minimum of your brand if you're more established with them). I entirely see why they seem silly, but they were designed well for their expected environment :)
And I don't understand why he use the 12V on the coffee maker, he should try using the 18V
@@m.n152 I'm really not sure given that he used them for the kettle XD
I appreciate the real-life on-the-job review. I do agree as to why they don't have the AC option. It's not like you don't have a power source at the job site.
I'd like to see Ryobi make an electric kettle since I use their fans when I travel for dog shows (and my primary brewer is an Aeropress so I just need hot water). Having the same battery for both would be great.
@@jeffhunt2262 ikr! even if he only got two 18V batteries, he should prioritize them for the coffee maker. We all already know how great the aeropress is and a kettle is just a kettle, he can get hot water from another source. we don't need demonstration on using kettle!
Sometimes i think, now this time he finally got totally nuts. And then I think: No, wait. This is absolutely lovely. It fills me with happiness and gratitude.
always keeps u guessing and on the edge of ur seat
It can be both. Hehe
No better words mate well said
Those two are by no means mutually exclusive, you know.
OK. This is the first time I actually WATCHED the ad (for Squarespace) in a video. Well done, gentlemen!
This is probably the most entertaining tool review I've seen yet - kudos 👏
That was, by far, the best sponsor break of a RUclips video I've ever seen.
Came to the comments section for this
His ad reads are definitely getting up to Jay Foreman or Ryan George territory.
"Maybe I'm falling into stereotypes about builders ..."
Said while dressed as the construction worker from the Village People.
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The moustache suits James well. He should grow a real one and keep it.
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Props To The Singers In The Sponsor!
I love the barber shop thingie, thanks for being so entertaining James, even while talking sponsor issues! Greetz from Berlin/Germany.
As a framer, i can't stress how nice it is to have a fresh hot cup of coffee just around noon hour when you are working in -20 celsius weather. I work through the winter and often in the country where there is no café or mcdonalds (not that i would ever want to drink that crap!). I remember one very cold day, a guy living next to the house we were building brought us a large thermos filled with freshly brewed coffee he made with a french press. It was not only amazing coffee, but it was exactly what we needed to get through the rest of the day! I still remember that day because of how nice it was and that got me thinking about bringing stuff to work to make coffee.
I miss reading the first part of your post and thought you were a farmer. And I'm just thinking "You darn kids and your Cryo-Corn!"
Im a Canadian framer too but I just bring a thermos full of coffee everyday 1.5l and the coffee from McDonald's is awesome dude and I will die on that hill lol
@@JohnWayneCheeseburger I shouldn't say 'crap', it is better than Tim Hortons and ive certainly had way worse. But if i had a choice, im drinking my coffee over McDonalds every time. Lol
@@dive2drive314 ya timmies has fallen from the top for sure. Whats your favorite coffee? I really like Mexican beans myself.
But then why not bring small gas operated stove like campers use get metal kettle brew water and aeropress?
I actually asked a contractor at my house about the utility of this product. I live in New Hampshire (cold, woodsy, northeastern US) and he informed me that these brewers are highly coveted among his fellows. However, he also said that he rarely sees them at job sites, which tend to be hectic and bustling with too many coffee drinkers--usually someone brings a box of Dunkin' and they leave it at that. Anyway, it turns out that some New Englanders who already have a pile of Makita batteries charging in their trucks enjoy taking these brewers to the (shooting) range, putting them in their hunting stands, and tailgating with them. I mean, if you already have the batteries lying around... and it's your day off and you don't need those batteries for work... why not?
Perfect usecase example. There are people in the comments talking about areas of worksites were electricity is not available or somehow has yet to be setup (as if access to power is not one of the primary priorities). However a thermos is cheaper more accessible and can hold the temperature at a decent level for hours. This however makes sense.
@@mikaeljensen4399 My workdays used to be 12-14 hours doing construction (worst was road construction, but building sites are bad, too. Can’t exactly stop paving the highway or drop 3 floors to go get coffee, and Gatorade, the one thing they gave us tons of powder and a cooler for, wasn’t gonna keep my energy up or my taste buds tolerant either-I’d rather take a mixed salt pill with water). My day was typically 5am-7pm so I would be going through a few thermoses and drinking stale coffee by lunch time. Summer jobs were the worst, but I paid private tuition without loans (scholarships covered the rest I didn’t make from work)… so it kept me enduring different kinds of 80 hour weeks of schooling so I wouldn’t break my back for 30 years. I break my brain instead now.
@@mikaeljensen4399 I work a remote gold mine where power is only available while the main genset is running. Everything else is small-scale solar. I use an old canteen cup and Esbit fuel tabs to make my coffee.
@@mikaeljensen4399Love the sneering way of telling people what is and isn't available at a particular job site. You should stick to school runs
@@jackster2568 Love how you completely mistook what he said and injected sarcasms into it. You should go touch grass, Not everyone is a sarcastic snob.
The first 2 minutes of this are my favorite thing he's ever made. Pure genius.
This is the first video I saw when I discovered James and his content. Been following since ❤
I used to be a security engineer, I'd travel the whole of the UK and most sites don't have ways to get a drink if you're not staff, and the ones that did would require you paying out a lot of money for a really shit cup of coffee, so I personally can understand why someone would have something like this; being able to make a cup of coffee whilst waiting for a weld to cool down (UK safety law requires you to be on site for an hour after a weld repair at an active workplace because of fire risk) would be lovely
If you are welding, then you have more efficient means to heat some water for coffee... 😄
"most sites don't have ways to get a drink if you're not staff" - This is just ridiculous. Especially if you have a contracted engineer on site who is generally expensive. "Yeah, you cost us almost £ 100 per hour, but you cannot use our coffee machine which costs us another £ 0.50 per cup".
@@fr89k Never underestimate how petty people can be of contractors and consultants.
@@vonnikon I hardly think a plasma source hotter then the sun, and concentrated into a tiny spot will make for evenly brewed coffee.
Would however make a lovely hole in your kettle and a lot of cold water on the ground.
@@fr89k : Wow... I just never clicked... About this kind of thing when I was consulting too. I now realised why my sandwich was stolen from me. Yeh... I've been on the other end of the spectrum too... Of being perm but seeing highly paid consultants. At the end of the day... The taxes go to the same pot. Sometimes I'm lucky that I'm alive. At least I wasn't socially engineered to do drugs...Sorry, I did at uni and I kicked that woman out of my life. Or that I tried to kill myself like many of my peers. That self harm moment just topples. 'Be kind' is an understatement...
It's funny what we block from our memories... I just remember Arndale. 7/7. Tubes stopping... Or so my old uni friends keep telling me about how big smoke is.
I suspect that the coffee-machine was made so that Makita has a fun gift to give it's best sales people. But it also looks like it is better protected against the environment of a building site than most other coffee makers. Also: The performance on 12v batteries is mostly a curiosity. Everyone will have an abundance of 18v batteries, and one or two will always be charging.
nah, construction worker need fresh coffee too
It's silly that he use the 12V battery, and not try it using the 18V
@@m.n152most likely the 18 V batteries were charging for the boiler demo
@@m.n152 I was looking for the person who caught that as well - it seemed a bit unfair to use the 12V for the coffee vs *two* 18V for the kettle. If you've only got 12V then the kettle is useless; if you're running on 18V drills, why would you use a smaller one?
I'm not a coffee connoisseur or a construction worker, but I enjoy watching this video and all other from James!!! Great work
I love this in-depth review, talking about weights and battery watts. And also giving a alternative which tbh could potentially be more convenient in a lot of circumstances, great gideo
I love how James takes coffee very seriously but still knows how to have fun with it
Why not low pressure sodium or mercury vapor.
Does he? Looks more like Makita has fun with it and James takes it wayyyyyyy to serious.
signs of true professionals I guess
Most of the contractors/construction guys I've worked with were coffee fiends. While most would hit up some chain coffee joint if you gave them the option of a brew during a break I don't think you'd get mocked so much as you'd have to chain it down.
Yes. I work for a building products company and our customers go apeshit when we raffle off portable brewers for job sites.
Yeah most guys I work with , carry thermoses...
Pretty accurate
I'd use this everyday
My dad has been in home remodeling for decades. Chad, one of the guys he worked with a lot, built a coffee roaster into his house (he custom built the ventilation himself). He would give my dad the coffee he roasted. Maybe the most memorable cup of coffee I ever had was a French press of washed Ethiopian brewed by my dad with a cheap Bialetti ceramic burr hand grinder, roasted by Chad. Chad said it should taste like blueberries. When I tried it, I couldn’t believe it actually tasted like blueberries.
That was at least 5 years ago and My dad and I have both been converted into weird coffee people thanks to Chad
Thank you, thank you! 🤣🤣
Truly an enjoyable video from start to finish -- including the advert!!
Anyway, I've had a small hot water kettle that I can plug into an inverter in my work truck. I've done both tea and using a French press for coffee. It's a great option when it's cold and you just need a little bit to warm you up to get through the rest of the day. I would expect something like this to be a novelty and to have some attraction for those who would appreciate or want a cup of coffee from a Keurig like machine. To each their own.
I don't often comment on videos but I think this one really nails it. I also love the Squarespace add, probably the best I've seen.
I think this is a really great demonstration of how much power boiling water actually needs. There's a a reason for the tea time power surge
yep. specific heat is an often overlooked characteristic of water. its got a seriously high specific heat. Water has the highest specific heat capacity of any liquid.
@@ZE0XE0 and ridiculously high heat of vaporization, which also increases the power usage.
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Is the "tea time power surge" real? I'm an American so I genuinely don't know.
@@Slay_No_More sitting here wondering the same thing. I am an european folk
Using a drill on the grinder was a glorious moment 😂 This whole video was adorably clever.
now i'm getting inspired to use an impact wrench for a timemore hand grinder rather than buying $200 electric grinder, damn this could kill home grinder industries.
damn, here i am watching a product review AND advertisement for a second time due to the quality of production, the story, the conversations. What a great video.
Love the description of a tea bag 👌
How'd he find a construction worker that looks exactly like him but just had a moustache that was able to deliver so well
It's Hames Joffman!
@@PinataOblongata hahahah, I was just about to type the same thing...
This was the jimfour prototype
Something to note, most of the time when you see these things in the wild they are on huge construction sites where the workers have access to a store room/equipment room where there would be more than enough batteries lying around for something like this.
Also, it would be a near necessity given some sites are so out of reach of modern convenience that if you wanted some coffee, this is your only option.
We Ran two Battery chargers , eight batteries , the smallest batteries were put on to the drills ( two drills ) , so that you lifted and held less weight .... The bigger batteries went on to the " coffee machine "
Next Battery to be charged was placed on top of the battery in the charger , ready for the swap when the charge light changed .
This is one of the best videos you’ve made. I love it!!! Haha
I... I just genuinely entertained from watching an ad... Wow james wow
I feel like this video was made for me personally!
I use Makita tools and I bought this coffee maker... It wasn't good. So I got an Aeropress for site, thanks to your channel, and it's great!
Happy birthday to you both ;-) thx. Gr8 Reno’s
Started off my Saturday morning watching the latest Scott Brown Carpentry video and then this absolute gem from James. I knew it was going to be brilliant when he pulled out the Sesame Street lunch box! Bit of a Makita fan boy myself but I'm not sure that James would have appreciated the irony (?) of the Makita drill in the De Walt tool belt.
This is the crossover I was looking for lmao
Lova ya Scotty!
Scott Brown here!
All of the small details are really what makes this. The tiny pastry for lunch, using water labeled "DO NOT USE". Truly a piece of art, and James makes a very believable;e construction worker
Your best video ever. The choir bit is wonderful.
Awesome video, I am thinking about getting that brewer now
"Battery to Liquid Ratio" is absolutely going onto my short list for band name ideas.
Battery to Coffee Ratio?
The taking out the drill and using it to grind the coffee is mint
Using a drill to grind coffee, so weird...
Gonna pretend I didn't take apart the handle of my first hand grinder and attach a drill within minutes of trying to use it.
It’s a kingrinder K6 probably. It has this very weird side feature, I used it once for the novelty but attached the regular manual one instead. It’s a very good grinder on par with j-max but costs half of it.
@@3dus Nah, that's an 1zpresso. Not sure which model, but I think they support using a drill with it for their whole model range.
Well, I kinda like the idea.
A hand drill was part og my coffee setup for quite a long while before i got a quality electric grinder. The price for an electric grinder that would do an as hood or better job than the hand grinder was too high for me at the time, and i didnt want to hand grind all the time, so just using the hand drill i already had at hand just made sense - and i it fit as if it was meant to be used that way. Its also portable so you can just stick it in the back of your car if you go on a road trip too.
I don't have one yet, but this kind of tool would be terrific for anyone working on the road! (Not a small market). Power inverters can charge the battery while driving quite easily, but power inverters can be very fussy if you have ever tried to use even a small kurig-type machine off of it. The required draw is just too much.
This Makita brewer would also be absolutely amazing for any mother who knows the anxiety of finding a ready source of hot water to warm bottles for her infant.
Combine the wait of getting the water to temp ( + ) the wait of the temp to warm the milk ( - ) three renditions of the Squarespace Quartet (which was absolutely fabulous, by the way!!!) ( = ) one contented child and one releaved parent.
No, I think Makita is on to something here. One battery, inverter, and a charger isn't too much to store in a minivan, and as for coffee... who drinks more than one cup an hour?!? (If that's you, you aren't in construction, but most likely a RUclips content creator or something!)
I usually skip the Squarespace promotional bit but watched this one all the way to the end because of all the delight it put into my brain.
A someone who worked in construction for a few years I can tell that someone that has a coffeemaker on site is respected like a god. Hard phisical work and early starts especially at the winter time, there were days when I would have sold my soul for a cup of coffee. Most sites have vending machines but those rarely work or give coffee that's any good. I only saw a Makita coffee maker once on site most of the times people just bring a cheap coffee maker along with the tools. If it were me I'd go for a ketle and a french press simply becauseof the high demand for coffee. I knew a guy who even sold his brew.
Hi mate, I have one of the earlier versions of the makita coffee maker. I work as a mobile mechanic in remote western Australia, so there have been times where this was a bit of a lifesaver, especially coupled with a grinder for a fresh grind. The earlier version also ran on 240v, as well as battery, which is handy coupled with a solar setup that includes an inverter. Yes, the coffee isn't great, but, it is better than most instant coffee's available in WA!
It’s a shame this one doesn’t plug in, it would make it ten times more useful!
@@jameshoffmann It does plug in! You just need the battery to outlet adapter
with the aero press as long as u have a way to boil coffee i think its the best mobile option for making coffee
I am (often) in SW WA and can think of many situations when it is not safe to assume there will be power or a coffee shop nearby.
@@shakirabdulaziz3286 Can you provide a link to such an adapter as I can't find anything? Makita certainly don't list it as an accessory.
I saw this when it came out. I forgot about the square space ad. Amazing stuff.
Perfekt vorgestellt 😂 ich habe sehr gelacht...Danke
The production and writing are so ridiculously better than a "coffee channel" has any right to be :D Love your videos.
How are there not thousands of comments about how that was the best ad that humanity has ever born witness too? It was truly marvelous
Yeah like, i don't even need a website but now i want Squarespace
Absolutely, not your generic run of the mill ad, he is quite creative.
Because Ryan George sponsored ads are better than everything else on youtube.
I can think of several people who would put this on their Santa list/ company expenses.
Most people skip ads ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I did.
I loved this review. I was looking at this to see if it would be practical for our "frequent" power outages. I will be purchasing a propane stove, seems easier for everything. Thanks for this excellent review!
I have one on my work bench in my garage, love whipping up a fresh cup of coffee while I’m working out on the garage 🙂
I appreciate the sound design. All those clicks when you load and unload different pieces bring quite a level of satisfaction. And if it is a sort of ritual-thing, like a lunch break, this can be quite important.
Yep. Sort of like the de rigueur unnecessary shotgun rack in an action movie.
I’m an archaeologist and we work on sites in the middle of very distant “fields”. These fields don’t have electricity. Coffee is important, very important, especially at 645am. So the options are 1. Small gas stove and stove top brewer (4 ‘espressos’ in 4 mins) - which I did for several years until the fun police stopped the use of camping gas stoves (no matter how small your cooker). Or 2. This thing - we have an espresso version. We don’t use power tools, so the batteries are dedicated.
James - it’s a fight - who get the coffee and who doesn’t…..
doesnt a thermos make more sense in this situation
I'm curious, why did they stop the use of gas stoves?
@@zeeeeeeebbra8305 open fire and smoke in a place with very delicate things, flamable tarps and tents and very, very, very far away from the nearest fire department.
Heck, you can't even use an open fire in a camp music festival that has it's own fire department on site for obvious safety reasons.
@@guguigugu it's 6:45 am, are you sure you're going to wake up earlier to prepare a hot thermos of coffee?
@@guguigugu yes and no. Yes if you are happy to get up even earlier and spend the effort to brew coffee at home at 5am. No if you 1. Want more time asleep and 2. Have 10 people on your site that all want fresh coffee!
Video production quality is amazing
I can't believe I'm saying this because I prefer WordPress or any other self-hosted open-source solution, but I love that ad plug. Well done, sir! 👏
As a former tradesperson I can see this being super useful. Get it brewing in the morning while you set up your tools and saws for the day. Drink a cup of coffee while evaluating the work site for what needs to get done for that day. Any good tradesperson has batteries on charge all day anyways so it shouldn't be an issue.
Next to my battery chargers a kettle plugs in
How are you charging batteries without a power supply? If you have a power supply, just plug in a kettle and use an aeropress / cheap coffee maker
@@ronrubble Using petrol driven generators.
@@markwilkie3677 Project Zomboïd vibes 😃
Why not have a kettle? If you have batteries on charge all day? Or a thermos of hot water.
I keep the small coffee maker in my truck. The thing about this coffee maker is it emits a high pitch sound so I'll start it in the truck and let it brew, then come back to drink. That small cup in the middle of the day really helps when I'm working. It's not perfect by any means, but it's compact, easy to clean, and the right amount for me.
In my opinion this set is not a real product but more like a merch, a gimmick for brand fans to enjoy.
@MarekMoowi it's such a niche thing and only really is good when I'm craving coffee in the middle of the day and I'm in a rural or remote area. Again the size and the fact I already have makita batteries and water means if I bring a little package of coffee grounds I'm set for my coffee "needs" whenever they may be.
Being that it's 12V, you could easily make this coffee maker just run off the truck itself, rather than eating through batteries for brewing.
@@ashton9699 I can buy makita battery adapters to make it run through an outlet or come up with something to go from the cxt side to a 12v vehicle plug. I just haven't gotten that crazy yet. I have so many makita lxt batteries that it really hasn't been an issue for me especially since I don't brew every day with the thing.
@@MarekMoowi nope, builders drink coffee too
I bring a regular electric pot to boil water and make coffee, and I've seen people with the coffee maker on sites
Makita also make handheld radios for music while you work too
They just make stuff that construction workers bring to work anyways, only it works with the batteries in your tools so it's practical
A pretty solid usercase is when youre working in a house that doesnt have power, maybe if youre an electrician doing installations or when constructing a house from scratch before you have a proper power setup and youre pouring concrete or raising walls, or maybe doing roofing where you cant just "pop in and grab a cup". Maybe you have a small shed where you make stuff and you dont have enough outlets, or power for everything that might be running at once, for everything, which gives you a choice to just use the spare battery for the powerdrill and make a cup of coffee. I dont think its a bad product at all.
I stumbled upon this video and it is a real gem. I vote this the best James Hoffman video just for the mustache and quartet 🤣