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Hoffmann Cometh (a fan channel of wavering sanity)
Великобритания
Добавлен 10 ноя 2023
Absurd James Hoffmann Edits!
(note: Not Hames Joffmann)
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
☕️ You can support the channel via my Ko-fi page
ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
(note: Not Hames Joffmann)
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
☕️ You can support the channel via my Ko-fi page
ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
James Hoffmann's Pineapple Woes - Short Story (an absurd edit)
Today, James tells a short story.
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☕️ Support the channel on Ko-Fi 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
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Видео
Brad Pitt and Instant Coffee got me JACKED. (an absurd James Hoffmann Edit)
Просмотров 7 тыс.7 часов назад
In this video, James Hoffmann revelas his work out secrets, including some celebrity training, and a special post-workout drink. ☕️ Support the channel on Ko-Fi 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
![A cheese OBSESSION [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EGMsOOUWz4Y/mqdefault.jpg)
A cheese OBSESSION [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 5 тыс.День назад
As well as coffee, James Hoffmann simply loves cheese. Original video: ‘The Horror of Aldi’s Espresso Martini Cheese’ ruclips.net/video/W2cIOOG4ImE/видео.htmlsi=dnVxshjI64rqxSZ_ ☕️ Support the channel on Ko-Fi 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
![James Hoffmann CAN'T AFFORD Aldi [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jlyBwVtvm8c/mqdefault.jpg)
James Hoffmann CAN'T AFFORD Aldi [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 13 тыс.День назад
Original video: The £299 Aldi Espresso Machine - How Bad Could it Be? ruclips.net/video/tuFQbiIVUkw/видео.htmlsi=k0wxsA_G2qG1SZ_l ☕️ Click here to become a Ko-fi supporter! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
UHH (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 7 тыс.14 дней назад
UHH ☕️ My Ko-fi page is live! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
Why you should NEVER clean your coffee gear (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 72 тыс.21 день назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Today, James Hoffmann gives some essential advice on cleaning and maintenance... and why you should NOT be doing it. Main Original video: ruclips.net/video/Bl7kuC1IQ-g/видео.htmlsi=k0taI7_fEXqfYxtZ (James Hoffmann - The Beginner’s Guide to Coffee Machine Maintenance) 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affili...
This coffee will make you POOR! (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 18 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh In this video edit, James Hoffmann discovers high-end coffee with unique flavours. And can you believe it’s instant? Original video: ruclips.net/video/c3McVYygGOY/видео.htmlsi=j85nygbLjnnkjzgH 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
This Coffee Brewing method is a GAME CHANGER (absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 49 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Today, James Hoffmann shares a brand new brewing method to obtain the cleanest cup imaginable. Ideal for those that dislike coffee! 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
What makes a GREAT cup of coffee? (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 9 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh James Hoffmann reveals the ultimate taste of great coffee... 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
Tasting DISGUSTING Coffee Candy (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 11 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Today, James Hoffmann goes through a wide range of emotions whilst eating fairly awful coffee candy. Original video: ruclips.net/video/Wq_RSfzgtEY/видео.html 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
James Hoffmann reveals his TRUE Identity [an absurd fan edit]
Просмотров 7 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Today 'James' reveals his true self, and also tells us about his unusual habit with printer consumables... 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
I make absurd James Hoffmann Edits...
Просмотров 7 тыс.Месяц назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh *incoherent coffee mumbling* 🌀 I make my edits with DESCRIPT: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate)
My Editing Process... a quick peek (James Hoffmann edits)
Просмотров 3,8 тыс.2 месяца назад
☕️ My Ko-fi page is live. Hooray! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Bit of different content today. I thought i'd give you a brief overview of my main editing process, and discuss some of my thought processes behind them. The software I use is called Descript. Here is a link if you want to check it out: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate) This is by no means a tutorial, just me blathering on and p...
This Hand Grinder will AMAZE You (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 58 тыс.2 месяца назад
This Hand Grinder will AMAZE You (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Espresso Puck Prep for Dummies [a James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 18 тыс.2 месяца назад
Espresso Puck Prep for Dummies [a James Hoffmann edit]
A delightfully ABSURD Coffee Brewer… [a James Hoffmann Edit]
Просмотров 17 тыс.3 месяца назад
A delightfully ABSURD Coffee Brewer… [a James Hoffmann Edit]
YouTube have deleted the Hames Joffmann Channel...
Просмотров 52 тыс.3 месяца назад
RUclips have deleted the Hames Joffmann Channel...
Ali Express Coffee Haul leaves James Hoffmann lost for words
Просмотров 14 тыс.3 месяца назад
Ali Express Coffee Haul leaves James Hoffmann lost for words
The Problem with DECAF [a James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 12 тыс.3 месяца назад
The Problem with DECAF [a James Hoffmann edit]
Instant Regret [a James Hoffmann Edit]
Просмотров 7 тыс.3 месяца назад
Instant Regret [a James Hoffmann Edit]
James Hoffmann saying 'COFFEE' for 3 minutes straight. (no repeats)
Просмотров 8 тыс.3 месяца назад
James Hoffmann saying 'COFFEE' for 3 minutes straight. (no repeats)
Trashy Cocktails Are Better Than Coffee - a James Hoffmann Edit
Просмотров 9 тыс.3 месяца назад
Trashy Cocktails Are Better Than Coffee - a James Hoffmann Edit
Aeropress Clear - a James Hoffmann edit
Просмотров 10 тыс.4 месяца назад
Aeropress Clear - a James Hoffmann edit
The Niche Duo - a James Hoffmann Edit
Просмотров 15 тыс.4 месяца назад
The Niche Duo - a James Hoffmann Edit
I will never get sick of this nonsense!
This is hysterical!
Thanks! Glad you liked it
I too hate when my pineapples get hoffnapped by Al Pacino... people he's got to be stopped!
His reign of tropical tyranny must end!
_Shakes fist at sky_ CURSE YOU, AL PACINO!
He seems to get away with it though!
The “Hurray!” Is my FAVORITE bit of these edits 😂😂😂😂😂😂
:)
I would call myself a fruit from another country, if you know what I mean.
James is getting fruity again.
Both hands? That's pretty fruity!!!
He likes getting stuck in
New Al Pacino lore just dropped
Damn that Al Pacino and his fruit-thieving antics!!!
He's a little bugger!
My bad humour has been hoffnapped. Thank you
Does this mean that Al Pacino's sponsorship of the channel is coming to an end?
He's out for sure after this little stunt!
Why does Al Pacino always ruin everything?
He just can't help himself :(
We've been slapping pineapples in order to have a good time since generations!
It's an ancient technique that seems to be fading in popularity of recent, but Daddy Hoff hasn't forgotten the old ways.
Somehow I think there's more to this story. Were the pineapples over or under extracted? Why doesn't he tell us? What is he hiding???
A good weird coffee person NEVER tells.
I see Batman comic, I click.
that bit about lance hedrick was so perfectly cut together it sounded like a complete soundbite
Thanks!
Why did I drink coffee while watching this
I guess the Piña Colada was out of reach!
@@hoffmanncometh I forgot to slap my pineapple, but your videos are also a great way to have a good time
"Slurp... Nooo" LMAO!
Now that I know of pineapple slapping, I must do this the next time I buy one
It's a great technique to soften it up
I used to slap all my Ananas until they went full Pacino Bananas.
:)
Someone David Hasselhoffnapped my pineapple.
That blasted Hasselhoff! the most troublesome of all the Hoffs.
Slapping your pineapple, shall not be talked about in mixed company.
People can be a bit weary of it
Is he saying "pineapp, pineapp, pineapp, pineapp" at the end there? And, if so, where can we download it?
cannot unsee it now
As amusing as that would be, quite boringly, it is not.
Finally a new relatable topic instead of that silly obsession with beans.
*me takes notes*: you proabably can achieve with additional uneveness If you hoffnap your portafilter like a pineapple
Interesting thoery!
Considering his simply ground-shattering contributions to the World of coffee, I am more than excited at the prospect of Hames taking his philosophy of under-extraction to other species of flora.
I still wonder how many fruits and vegetables people tried to roast and under-extract before deciding that it should be coffee (and cocoa) beans and nothing else. Oh, I forgot a chicory root. But that's even more confusing :D (That's of course before the times of 100% bypass method™ that gave us freedom to use anything from pebbles to smaller pieces of furniture.)
That's why 100% bypass is so versatile!
Glad he’s learned the method of repeatedly slapping pineapples in order to have a good time - it’s a classic for a reason!
It brought him so much joy!
I'm here for experimental pineapples and SLAPPP
And you’re all out of experimental pineapples?
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@@hoffmanncometh we all pray for his health 🙏🏻
**shakes fist at Al Pacino**
Save us, Dennis Hoffman!
*fists raised to the sky* Pacinooooooo!
Help, someone hoffnaped my pineapple
Oh no - not you too!
** Hooray **
I couldn't stop laughing
Marvellous to hear!