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Hoffmann Cometh (a fan channel of wavering sanity)
Великобритания
Добавлен 10 ноя 2023
Absurd James Hoffmann Edits!
(note: Not Hames Joffmann)
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
Support the channel! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
(note: Not Hames Joffmann)
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
Support the channel! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
Coffee Grinders are BAD (absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Here, James discusses the shortcomings of some sub £250 coffee grinders.
buy me a steaming mug of Nescafe Gold here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
buy me a steaming mug of Nescafe Gold here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
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Видео
Improving a cut in my Daddy Hoff Audio Edit (a James Hoffmann absurd extra)
Просмотров 1,2 тыс.21 час назад
Just a quick BTS view of how to improve a slightly mis-matched cut in the audio, that can clean up the dialogue and make it sound more natural. Hooray! 🌀 I use Descript: get.descript.com/i21gquwstxj2 (affiliate
The disturbing origin of Dark Roasts - an absurd James Hoffmann anecdote
Просмотров 4,2 тыс.День назад
Once again, James Hoffmann shares his over-extracted wisdom with us mere mortals. you can buy me a Nescafe Gold here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Note: This is a manual edit form James Hoffmann's audio book 'How To Make The Best Coffee At Home; and is NOT an AI cloned voice. Just want to make that clear.
James Hoffmann Doesn't talk about BBQ Sauce (JSMR Edit)
Просмотров 2,3 тыс.День назад
In this clip, James interacts with various BBQ sauces, in almost silence. Hooray! buy me a Nescafe here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Coffee BBQ Sauce Shouldn’t be this good: ruclips.net/video/y3HTpZAtD4I/видео.htmlsi=dgnOT6iJbYP6xHP8
Bringing back the James Hoffmann Slurp
Просмотров 2,5 тыс.День назад
Some people told me that they were expecting some slurps from my last couple of edits. Well, this one is to compensate. Enjoy! Support the channel 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
Refrigerated Fingers & Octopus Juice - An absurd James Hoffmann anecdote
Просмотров 2,5 тыс.14 дней назад
In this audiobook edit, James shares a short anecdote about a unique beverage, and more. you can support the channel here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
James Hoffmann obsesses over MILK (absurd edit)
Просмотров 6 тыс.14 дней назад
In this edit, James talks milk. You can support the channel here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
James Hoffmann Puck Prep Techniques - JSMR edit
Просмотров 7 тыс.14 дней назад
In this video, James shows various stages of his typical puck prep in this ASMR style slop. If you have extracted a morsel of enjoyment from this nonsense, you can support the channel here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
The Outin Nano Portable Espresso Maker - a silly James Hoffmann edit
Просмотров 10 тыс.Месяц назад
If you enjoyed this video, please consider supporting the channel 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Original Video: ruclips.net/video/ig_vJqAjyfU/видео.html
The Ninja Cafe Luxe - An Absurd James Hoffmann Review
Просмотров 31 тыс.2 месяца назад
Make any Amazon purchases through this link: amzn.to/4f6B18n and I may get a small affiliate commission on valid items. It helps the channel out, and doesn’t cost you anything extra! Or, you can ‘buy me a coffee’ here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Original video:The Ninja Cafe Luxe - A $499 Everything Machine ruclips.net/video/qkfXNE3mkXA/видео.html
James Hoffmann - Coffee Balls (JSMR edit)
Просмотров 4,3 тыс.2 месяца назад
James sits in silence and explores the concept of coffee balls. Help fund my Nescafé Habit 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Original video: Coffee Balls: Bizarre Or Brilliant? ruclips.net/video/JICKZOdDtVc/видео.html
These things are RIDICULOUS (James Hoffmann Silly Edit)
Просмотров 3,5 тыс.2 месяца назад
James Hoffmann talks & Balls in this absurd edit. Help fund my Nescafé Habit 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Original video: Coffee Balls: Bizarre Or Brilliant? ruclips.net/video/JICKZOdDtVc/видео.html
Ocean Coffee is DELIGHTFUL (a silly James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 3,6 тыс.2 месяца назад
Today, James indulges in salty delights from the sea. Help fund my Nescafé Habit 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Original video: Coffee Balls: Bizarre Or Brilliant? ruclips.net/video/JICKZOdDtVc/видео.html
James Hoffmann Answers the internet's BURNING Questions (an absurd edit)
Просмотров 4,5 тыс.2 месяца назад
In this completely fabricated scenario, James Hoffmann answers fans burning questions from Reddit. Support the channel: 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
James Hoffmann is EASILY Impressed (a very nice edit)
Просмотров 7 тыс.2 месяца назад
you can support the channel here 👉 ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh Daddy Hoff is in a good mood, and (mostly) likes everything today.
James Hoffmann swaps BEANS for BEATS (absurd edit)
Просмотров 4,9 тыс.2 месяца назад
James Hoffmann swaps BEANS for BEATS (absurd edit)
Weird and Complex MEAT BAGS. (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 4,6 тыс.2 месяца назад
Weird and Complex MEAT BAGS. (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
BEES & COFFEE - an absurd James Hoffman anecdote
Просмотров 4 тыс.2 месяца назад
BEES & COFFEE - an absurd James Hoffman anecdote
Morning Coffee is a JOKE. (James Hoffmann / Andrew Huberman Edit)
Просмотров 19 тыс.3 месяца назад
Morning Coffee is a JOKE. (James Hoffmann / Andrew Huberman Edit)
How to make a MOKA POT - easy 3 step method (absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Просмотров 9 тыс.3 месяца назад
How to make a MOKA POT - easy 3 step method (absurd James Hoffmann edit)
James Hoffmann Makes No Sense (out of context edit)
Просмотров 5 тыс.3 месяца назад
James Hoffmann Makes No Sense (out of context edit)
Salt your coffee NOW! (updated technique) - an absurd James Hoffmann edit
Просмотров 10 тыс.3 месяца назад
Salt your coffee NOW! (updated technique) - an absurd James Hoffmann edit
Espresso on the go is EASY! (plus bonus Moka Pot + Q&A!) - an absurd James Hoffmann Edit
Просмотров 12 тыс.3 месяца назад
Espresso on the go is EASY! (plus bonus Moka Pot Q&A!) - an absurd James Hoffmann Edit
Short and Sweet (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
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Short and Sweet (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
A Quiet Place (for lunch) - an absurd James Hoffmann edit
Просмотров 7 тыс.3 месяца назад
A Quiet Place (for lunch) - an absurd James Hoffmann edit
James Hoffmann Briping in the woods for 1 hour straight (relaxing audio)
Просмотров 2,8 тыс.4 месяца назад
James Hoffmann Briping in the woods for 1 hour straight (relaxing audio)
James Hoffmann's Pineapple Woes - Short Story (an absurd edit)
Просмотров 4,7 тыс.4 месяца назад
James Hoffmann's Pineapple Woes - Short Story (an absurd edit)
Brad Pitt and Instant Coffee got me JACKED. (an absurd James Hoffmann Edit)
Просмотров 9 тыс.4 месяца назад
Brad Pitt and Instant Coffee got me JACKED. (an absurd James Hoffmann Edit)
A cheese OBSESSION [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 7 тыс.4 месяца назад
A cheese OBSESSION [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
James Hoffmann CAN'T AFFORD Aldi [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
Просмотров 15 тыс.4 месяца назад
James Hoffmann CAN'T AFFORD Aldi [an absurd James Hoffmann edit]
The varia vs3 works fine if the ultra burrs are used if you drink other than dark roasts
There was no affiliate link for the Blue Screen of Death, where do I find it? HooraY!
1:27 Yes of course it's the quietest... after all, it has no burrs.... James, your video quality is dropping, you never pointed out such obvious things.
The Sage Grinder Pro popping into existence in 1524 in Venice and becoming a reverred human artifact.
I love that you make all of the manually and has no ai involved... Tho a little cheating could make your life easier, knowing you don't cheat makes this a lot more entertaining!
LMAO 🤣 the large hands got me!! 😂😂
So many useless machines he had to review, what a grind
The logic in this episode is strong: since the S3 is not able to grind coffee and it has no burrs it is the most quiet 👌😆🥳
Behold, Hames Joffman has a new contender.
I feel like ya gotta rename this channel hoffee coffee 😂
Hilarious 😂 I wonder whether James has seen this yet?
Please turn the Varia vs3 into a short
I might do!
God I want to nick the pic of giant-handed mr. Hoff and slap an *intense slurping* line on it to use as a profile pic
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg how did I not know this channel existed. I might have to go and binge all your other vids now, thank you for providing this blessing to society.
Welcome! And thank you :)
The new thing, burrless grinders. They never wear out!
I was so confused when i clicked first 😂
regular confusion is to be expected watching this channel :)
yeeeeah Hames Joffman is back baby!
1:18 had me cracking up! Well edited 👍
Very kind - thank you
Haha, I do own a breville smart grinder which is dedicated to my moccamaster drip. I like that we have dialed in a match with the cup settings on the grinder with the water fill lines on the technivorm. My spouse loves the ease of use. I think they work together well. My espresso set up is separate with a different grinder.
Man, this made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
You're welcome!
Is this channel the rebirth of Hames Joffmann?
Hope... I'm nothing to do with Hames. Apart from the silly edits of James Hoffmann of course.
No burs is frustrating indeed
The music box sound LMAOO
It's inability to grind coffee 😅
a feature that is sorely lacking!
the wheezing laughter is giving me life
Own the DF54 which I got for a substitute for my Breville built in grinder. Now looking at reversing the motor per Lance’s video and putting in the Ditting burrs to make it a filter grinder. For the money I think this grinder does a great job.
i laughed a lot more than expected... new sub
Thank you! :) Welcome aboard
I thankfully don't own one of these grinders, but I own a modded grinder that's essentially the Encore ESP without the ESP grind settings. So loud.
"Its single greatest frustration to me is its inability... to grind coffee." I saw it coming and _still_ fell off my chair.
Bruh! we need more!
I wish I had a RUclips channel dedicated to making mashups of my day Must being a twinkle to hames' eye every time he watches one of these
You just made my smile!!! Excellent one
OMG! I want that sponsor!
Came here expecting the "I have large hands" was not disappointed
That’s what she said.
I'll take the one with no burrs. Thanks
wise choice... much cleaner, with zero retention
Literally five seconds into watching & I'm hitting the like button. Every single video! Thanks for bringing the laughs just when I need them
you're welcome!
I'm scared to scan the qr code
I was there James, I was there 300 years ago. -- Sage grinder pro